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[WP] The year is 1942. The United States and Canada are being invaded by the German's on the east coast, and by the Japanese on the west. You are either a German soldier in the east, an American soldier in the west, or FDR.
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[WP] The year is 1942. The United States and Canada are being invaded by the German's on the east coast, and by the Japanese on the west. You are either a German soldier in the east, an American soldier in the west, or FDR.
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[WP] The year is 1942. The United States and Canada are being invaded by the German's on the east coast, and by the Japanese on the west. You are either a German soldier in the east, an American soldier in the west, or FDR.
The Japanese had overrun our positions on the North bay and the city. From our vantage point inside the rock we could see the burning ashes of San Francisco, mostly leveled from the firebombing that had taken place the night before. This must have been what it looked like during the earthquake of ’09. Counting me the...
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[WP] Every time the character goes to sleep, s/he wakes up in a different time (both backwards and forwards).
"My name is Jane. It isn't really, but you might as well call me something." "When I invented the potion, it was designed to control time, but I must have made an error. What it does instead is send me to a different time period everytime I fall to sleep." "I have been doing the calculations for several years now try...
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[WP] Roseline meets Juliet (Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare)
Just for context: > 'Signior Martino and his wife and daughters; > County Anselme and his beauteous sisters; the lady > widow of Vitravio; Signior Placentio and his lovely > nieces; Mercutio and his brother Valentine; mine > uncle Capulet, his wife and daughters; **my fair niece > Rosaline**; Livia; ...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Everyone watched as the last solar flare erupted from the star, the warmth spread throughout the trillions of fleets of spaceships. They all gathered around as if it were a campfire, telling the stories of their ancestors. Stories of when the universe was bright and full of wonder, of when their ancestors walked bare f...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
The sky was speckled with starlight, a cruel, false hope. That which seemed alive an vibrant died long ago. Trillions of lives raced for the last star. Millennia of research, thousands of experiments, the combined efforts of species strewn far and wide. None of it could stop the coming darkness. It's herald was alread...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
We are all gathered here, at the last star in the universe. All of us that are left, that is. I look at the scanner report. So many species, the brilliant and the terrible, didn't make it. Those of us that made it are lucky more than anything else. Our civilisation used to command a fleet of ships just like this one, ...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
They had chosen well, this particular star, to gather around. It's funny. The Terrans, of a time long ago, had actually come up with the idea. But they were too primitive to actually have accomplished the feat. Too much, too many variables, and they were unfortunate to have not survived, not escaped the realm of th...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
It's funny, isn't it? They lived in an age where they revelled in knowledge, in discovery, in science. The wheel, the steam engine, the almighty transistor - once they started discovering, they never seemed to stop. Not even the vast, previously unfathomable distances between the stars in our galaxy could stand in thei...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Albrecht tapped gently on the keyboard. "Niner Echo Zulu Dash Seven Bravo Make Six, please proceed to the following orbit vector for Four - Repeat - Four cycles." *Roger Command* Albrecht leaned back; he didn't have another scheduled correction for 20 double-marks. So long as no one did something stupid, he had some...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
We stood there on the platform bathed in the last light of the universe's last sun. The massive superstructure that surrounded the sun was made to house the remnants of the sentient races lucky enough to find this last oasis of light, as well as suck up the last stray solar flares that are now far and in between. I am ...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
The sun burned and the people wept. To each his own, a planet went. Cold, dark, and alone.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
The remaining super-sentient carbon gas clouds drifted inside of their atmospheric containment nodules as they observed the quick collapse of the last surrounding layers of compressed matter. As the ending approached, they established the last set of compression beacons they would ever employ, and activated them. Alrea...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
he had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Eons seemed like a short time in comparison to how long he had been waiting. His mother had told him one thing every night before he slept, and every night he had asked her the same question. He honestly hadn't thought he would live for as long as the universe. ...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
A reminder: posting a comment that says "This reminds of x" or "Y already wrote this" is not posting a response to the writing prompt. Such comments will be removed.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Everybody loves a story. The only problem would be that the universe, despite its set-up, is ambivalent on the matter. No matter how many case studies we may point at, no matter the drama of the past or present, and most certainly no matter what miniature extravagances we may dilute ourselves with, the way of things p...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Melancholy was the prevailing sentiment. Not sorrow or sadness. We had long disposed of those trivialities and, as such, had largely forgotten how to feel them. Melancholy had managed to stick around, however. It was a shame it took us so long to reach the heights we did. 2 billion years seems like such a short time f...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
We did not find the forewarned mass mayhem when we reached The Star. Seeing the calm of no hope makes me understand that it was we fleeing that condemned Earth, not the dying Sun. We were a beacon of fruitless hope that turned mankind into clawing cornered savages. I'd apologize, but it doesn't matter. Only here and...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Alpha Sector Seven was just like any other star within the local galaxy Tau Three Theta. It had a yellow glow around it, feeding off yellow energy to yellow planets just like any other yellow star within the universe. It had a system of planets, 10 strong. One was a rocky world baked into a good crisp (serves seven); t...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
***Stubborn*** It all happened so quickly, yet we were blind to it. An indescribable amount of lightyears away, we watched the universe slowly crumble. But what we were seeing was millions if not billions of centuries ago. That is, until we made first contact and received grim news. Our star was the only one left b...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Whilst he sat staring out into the darkness he found his mind’s eye wandering. The overhead air vent released a cocktail of atmospheric gases in the form of a brisk breeze that swept across the room, sending chills down his spine and his mind’s eye racing into the past. He could feel the once familiar sensation of gras...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
"Darryn! There it is!” “I know damn well where it is, it’s the last bit of light in the thrice-damned Universe Maria!” Giselus VIII, last star of the known universe, glowed steady and mild. Brow furrowed, hands knuckle-white on the controls, Darryn navigated the leaky tub they had named Genie into close orbit. From a...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Lieutenant Staravyn, a mature human, strode forward as the alarm sounded around him. The dull red lights pulsed around him from the hallway lights as he joined the frantic flow of rushing personnel. Code Red alerts were serious things that excused no idleness. Farrah, the mature Selk-Trigan, on the back of his head sh...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
"What does it mean to be Emporer?" Zila asked her grandfather as he used a blade to gently peel away thin slivers of lead from a carving. The lead pieces fell to the polished floor with a quiet click. "mmm.." he shrugged and turned the carving this way and that, examining it. "Not much." It was supposed to be a horse....
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
"It's too hot here, daddy!" I wish I could describe her as a 'poor thing' or at least feel sorry for her in some way, but she wasn't experiencing the soul-crunching the rest of us were. She never knew heat, she never knew what it meant to travel interstellarly to visit a friend or get a copy of the latest hoverboard, ...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Pistol in hand, Jack Fischer made his way through the crowd. His talking falcon Pegasus had only returned from a scouting mission at God’s lair a moment earlier, with news that the God Squad was planning a raid on the Time Warner-North Korea compound by nightfall to neutralize the last remaining hydrogen reactor in exi...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Heat. Light. Warmth. The cradle from which life sprung, and now the last flicker around which life gathers. Beautiful and horrible all at once. Ten thousand ships surround the speck of burning gas. Ten thousand weapons systems, terrible and powerful beyond the imagining of less advanced species, lock targets, all afra...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
Date: AU 67k14 It seems like forever since I've seen Molly, one of the last sixteen of my race. She's keeping herself busy nowadays soaking up the rays on the very same balmy, crimson planet that had once played host to humanity's last great stronghold, during a time when we still believed that we could rule the cosmo...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
The horrific clicking that haunted so many cilivizations in the twilight of the Universe was becoming an ever more permanent part of existence for the few remaining survivors. No one knew exactly when they started to show up, but it was clear they had been evolving unnoticed for far longer time than previously theorize...
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[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it.
It must have happened like this innumerable times before, she mused as her ship descended towards the cluster of dead stars. For centuries their ship had slept, waiting for this one moment. Outlasting the rest of the fleet, outlasting the rest of her race, the crew slept, waiting. The lights on the bridge dimmed as m...
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[WP] "How can a bounty be this big?! It's impossible"
"There must have been a mistake..." mumbled the president as he poked the hard chocolate, longing for the coconutty goodness inside.
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[WP] "How can a bounty be this big?! It's impossible"
Charles strolled through the precinct, mindlessly pushing the petty thief in front of him whenever he slowed down. "Please, man, I swear I didn't do it! That Lady's purse just ... fell into my lap, y'know?" He gave him another kick, not dignifying his babbeling with a response, forcing him through the threshold of th...
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[WP] "How can a bounty be this big?! It's impossible"
"Tara, dear, calm down. We'll be fine." The diminutive red haired witch waved her hand dismissively as a cloud of smoke swirled out of her mouth. She was sitting atop a rock at the edge of a pine grove overlooking rolling hills covered in golden grass. Tall and lanky with olive skin, Tara stood at the edge of their s...
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[OT] The Trope Generator - A Tool for Experimental Story Ideas
This is great! Thanks! **Setting:** *Opium Den* **Plot:** *Talking Your Way Out* **Narrative Device:** *Fight Scene* **Hero:** *Hurting Hero* **Villain:** *The Conspiracy* **Character As Device:** *Right Man In The Wrong Place* **Characterization Device:** *Kick The Morality Pet* Sounds like an awesome story.
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[OT] The Trope Generator - A Tool for Experimental Story Ideas
**Setting:** Standard Superhero Setting **Plot:** Gondor Calls For Aid **Narrative Device:** Ripped From The Headlines **Hero:** King In The Mountain **Villain:** Sinister Minister **Character As Device:** Dr Feelgood **Characterization Device:** Character Alignment This is going to be fun.
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[OT] The Trope Generator - A Tool for Experimental Story Ideas
Setting: Gingerbread House Plot: Too Many Cooks Spoil The Soup Narrative Device: Caught On Tape Hero: Fallen Princess Villain: Psycho Ex Girlfriend Character As Device: The Philosopher Characterization Device: Up Through The Ranks I crafted a story from the above tropes. Hopefully I actually stuck with them. It...
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[WP] All humans have the ability to fly, except for you
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[WP] All humans have the ability to fly, except for you
(Mine's long, but the prompt really inspired me! I also apologize for the crappy formatting, but had to change to fit within the character limit.) “Maybe if I feign sickness, I can skip class.” I murmured under my breath. It was pin day, and all I could think of was the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. Pin da...
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[WP] You suddenly realize that what you had mistaken for simply being agreeable and charming is the power to make people think whatever you want
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[WP] You suddenly realize that what you had mistaken for simply being agreeable and charming is the power to make people think whatever you want
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[WP] You suddenly realize that what you had mistaken for simply being agreeable and charming is the power to make people think whatever you want
"All right, folks, I'll get that paperwork started!" He slapped the shiny sedan on the trunk and headed towards the dealership. Other salesmen were working other customers. One was clearly struggling with a family of four, another had got stuck with an irate looking old guy, and a third was trying to charm a snooty,...
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[WP] You suddenly realize that what you had mistaken for simply being agreeable and charming is the power to make people think whatever you want
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[WP] Death is an entity that shows up to guide souls to the afterlife. For the first time, Death feels the pull of a recently departed soul, but at the edge of the solar system instead of on/around Earth.
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[WP] Death is an entity that shows up to guide souls to the afterlife. For the first time, Death feels the pull of a recently departed soul, but at the edge of the solar system instead of on/around Earth.
Ever since sentient life evolved on this excruciatingly mundane rock, it's been my oh-so entertaining job to bring them where they belong once they croak. I can sense each one- slowly slipping from life, loved ones hysterically grieving, the last few heartbeats, and then...nothing. Show time. I can appear to them how...
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[WP] Death is an entity that shows up to guide souls to the afterlife. For the first time, Death feels the pull of a recently departed soul, but at the edge of the solar system instead of on/around Earth.
There are many things on Earth that have a soul, and for every soul there is a Death. Humans, animals, plants, even Gods have a Death to reap their soul. Even so it is a surprise when a young Death, new and shining, feels the voice of a soul at the edge of the solar system. There is nothing beyond the Earth--no life, a...
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[FF] Through one way or the other, an artist finds himself with the power to bring whatever he paints to life. What does he paint?
He took his time, carefully making every stroke count. Paint covered every surface of his hands. He needed to make this perfect. This had to count. Finally, he stood afar from the easel and sighed deeply. A glowing burst of light blinded him as the painting emitted strange noises and flashing colors. All at once, it st...
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[FF] Through one way or the other, an artist finds himself with the power to bring whatever he paints to life. What does he paint?
Sand and water continued to mix on the floor below the easel and he felt his head spin. His body followed suit and soon he was analyzing every one of his paintings, the beach painting he had just finished, an abstract, a bowl of fruit, Van Gogh’s Starry Night, portraits of his brothers, father, and dog using varying t...
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[FF] Through one way or the other, an artist finds himself with the power to bring whatever he paints to life. What does he paint?
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[FF] Through one way or the other, an artist finds himself with the power to bring whatever he paints to life. What does he paint?
^^I'm ^^late ^^to ^^this ^^prompt. --- He lacks the artistic skill to draw what he wants most, so he paints the next best thing. Twenty painstaking minutes later, a reasonable facsimile of a little red phone is drawn, with a little clock and calendar drawn. He signs, remembering the rules: *purpose in mind.* He ...
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[WP] You just took the shit you never wanted to take
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[WP] 1000 years into the future, the earth is no longer fit for habitation. People began living under the earth's crust. Hundreds of years after this initial move, a group of scientists are asked to ivestigate the surface. Tell me about what happens when they reach the surface.
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[WP] 1000 years into the future, the earth is no longer fit for habitation. People began living under the earth's crust. Hundreds of years after this initial move, a group of scientists are asked to ivestigate the surface. Tell me about what happens when they reach the surface.
Warton's in the back office, planning. I'm doing my part. I always do. My part - which I'm qualified for, twelve years at University, you'd think I know what I'm saying - is to tell Warton if anything unusual happens. Around the office, "unusual" is an unspoken code. Means something like, "fucked up" or "mega-noshed" ...
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[WP] 1000 years into the future, the earth is no longer fit for habitation. People began living under the earth's crust. Hundreds of years after this initial move, a group of scientists are asked to ivestigate the surface. Tell me about what happens when they reach the surface.
We worked tirelessly. The dirt and grit falling from above made us gag, but did not bother us, for the thought of the mysteries above instilled us with fresh purpose. It had been almost a month since Adam had found the drill, and been mere days since the modifications were in place. Originally made to bore into the e...
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[WP] 1000 years into the future, the earth is no longer fit for habitation. People began living under the earth's crust. Hundreds of years after this initial move, a group of scientists are asked to ivestigate the surface. Tell me about what happens when they reach the surface.
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[WP] 1000 years into the future, the earth is no longer fit for habitation. People began living under the earth's crust. Hundreds of years after this initial move, a group of scientists are asked to ivestigate the surface. Tell me about what happens when they reach the surface.
The first part of our trip went quickly. The trucks were able to drive us right up to the sign notifying any wanderers to turn back around. The nearest civilization was 20 miles away. Out ancestors made sure it was far. "The end of section SE-ATL-GA. TURN BACK NOW." The sign read. And the trucks did just that. Leaving...
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[WP] A Mastermind sets events in motion in order to take advantage of a prophecy announcing his/her own death.
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[WP] HUMANITY HAS REACHED THE STARS, AND WE'VE BECOME THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF ANY LIVING RACE IN THE UNIVERSE. WITH UNPARALLELED POWER WE TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN OUR AWAKE. BUT WE STILL HAVE OUR LOVELY MORNING TV SHOW.
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[WP] HUMANITY HAS REACHED THE STARS, AND WE'VE BECOME THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF ANY LIVING RACE IN THE UNIVERSE. WITH UNPARALLELED POWER WE TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN OUR AWAKE. BUT WE STILL HAVE OUR LOVELY MORNING TV SHOW.
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[WP] HUMANITY HAS REACHED THE STARS, AND WE'VE BECOME THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF ANY LIVING RACE IN THE UNIVERSE. WITH UNPARALLELED POWER WE TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN OUR AWAKE. BUT WE STILL HAVE OUR LOVELY MORNING TV SHOW.
"*Live from Los Angelas, United States, it's time for Fox and Friends, Earthside!*" "Good morning, citizens of the world, and welcome to Fox and Friends, Earthside, coming to you live from beautiful L.A.! I'd say it's a pretty good morning, what do you think, Tom?" "Oh I think it's a great morning, Sue. Maybe a lit...
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[WP] HUMANITY HAS REACHED THE STARS, AND WE'VE BECOME THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF ANY LIVING RACE IN THE UNIVERSE. WITH UNPARALLELED POWER WE TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN OUR AWAKE. BUT WE STILL HAVE OUR LOVELY MORNING TV SHOW.
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[EU] Star Wars: The death of Jar-Jar Binks
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[EU] Star Wars: The death of Jar-Jar Binks
(Working off an ancient memory of Episode 1 here, and I don't feel like fact checking. Me-sa live dangerously). The fields of Naboo were damp from the rain. A bleary, overcast sky hung over the procession of Jar Jar Binks's funeral, as they carried his Gungan ceremonial casket. Boss Nass was more visibly shaken by the...
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[EU] Star Wars: The death of Jar-Jar Binks
I can hear a droid regiment walking down the hall towards the door. What would happen if they came in and found me? Many more than I could take alone. I couldn't control my breath. Into my transceiver: "Gab. Where are you. I need your help." "I'm dealing with a situation upstairs. I've rescued a hostage and sent hi...
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[EU] Star Wars: The death of Jar-Jar Binks
Everybody thinks of me as the bad guy. I mean, come on, I learned how to become immortal. Theres so much I could teach the world! Yeah I may have made a few mistakes during "my lifetime". You know that whole trying to take over the world thing.... Just wasn't for me apparently. That stupid speckley git got the bes...
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[EU] Star Wars: The death of Jar-Jar Binks
"Yes... Yes... Let the hate flow through you," hissed Darth Sidious. Nobody would expect this replacement for Darth Moor. "Now channel that hate through your fingertips." Though not the brightest creature, Jar-Jar had an aptitude for the Force. Lightning erupted steadily from Jar-Jar's fingertips into the target. "...
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[WP]: "The Appcalypse is fine. The problem is the Russians."
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"Sorry, did you say the *Appcalypse*?" said the man, not having touched his morning paper for the past five minutes as he and his eccentric new guest sat on a bench at the train station. The disheveled man nodded. "That's right, yes, I did. Thank you sir. The thing is though, the Appcalypse is fine. The *problem*," he...
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[PM] Medieval Situations
A knight leads a sally against a besieging force.
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A pickpocket tries to steal from the wrong person and finds him/herself in a tricky situation.
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A sell sword gets payed to smuggle a slave to freedom.
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Give me a 500 word story that integrates a theme in the "theme family" of Guidance. If you'd like to involve magic, use a magic that draws its power from a combination of "the worst possible outcome" with "the things behind".
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A castle finds out what cannonfire is for the first time, from the perspective of a lowly-ranked defender in the castle.
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A Norman lord in late eleventh century Wessex appoints an Anglo-Saxon chief as earl of his county. The newly-appointed earl uses this as an opportunity to turn the villages against the Norman overlords. Write the inner thoughts of the Norman lord as he realizes he is responsible for the mutiny. The rest is up to you, a...
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The lords of a neighboring land come to visit. The king and queen are not fond of their neighbors.
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A squire's valor in battle earns him a knighthood.
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Out of options, a prideful knight/prince seeks help from a barbaric Celtic tribe.
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A soldier facing a battle he doesn't expect to survive tries to make peace with God; finds his courage instead.
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A werewolf who can control when he changes and lives in a city with a secret werewolf society, has fallen madly in love with human who works in a bakery. He will do anything to get her attention.
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A paladin abandons his vows after defeat.
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The king, looking for a new jester, holds an open session for everyone in the country.
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A whore is hunted for carrying the bastard child of the dead king.
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[WP] A guy recruits ghosts to fight for him in his army (to take over the world) What's everyone's reaction?
"Together we will rule this world, and the next!" You don't have a lot of options at four in the morning. I don't make enough money as a night security guard to afford cable, and since infomercials are about as about as fun as water boarding, you take what you can get. My watching of Public access channel 13 had bec...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
A shaft of sunlight hits the still figure on my desk, penetrating it's structure and bathing it's supple form in warmth. I observe the desirable object as it lays there, waiting for me to take it. But today, I feel like playing with myself - how shall I take it, perhaps not right now, let us linger and let desire mount...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
I splash it again with water, the warm liquid running down its marbel, smooth surface. I can feel its heat against my skin, permeating, penetrating. I take the tool an run it up and down its surface again, until the blood rushes to my face. I breathe hard, the heat of it engulfing my face, lingering, running up and dow...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
Her grip felt like she had never held me before. She had used me a 100 times. Trying desperately to get me off. Her shaking hands couldn't do it. Everyday ended with the same struggle, yet I couldn't leave. Friends would offer to help, and I was willing. To finally feel pressure in the right spots. She was stubborn...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
She was cold when I started dressing her, but I knew I'd make her hot in no time. My hands were trembling and my mouth watering at the pleasure I was anticipating. I wanted to consume her body. But first, some bondage. I stretched her arms up over her chest and tied them in place, pushing her plump breast together. ...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
I took off her undergarments. She lay there looking at me with complete trust. I put my hand in between her legs for a few seconds, then moved my hand back towards her rear. She is only 14 months old. Some people think this is disgusting, but it is necessary for me to do this so I continue on. I then ensure she is as ...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
At last, my prize was before me, free of any bothersome trappings. I was eager to indulge, but at the same time I wanted to savor this moment. I wanted to revel in the anticipation. My patience overcame my desire, at first, and I spent several, long moments admiring it with only my eyes. It wasn't too long, and it w...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
"Daddy, what's that?" "Why son, this is a telescope" "What's a telescope for?" "Well, it's obvious really. Basically, it helps me make small things bigger like Uranus. And when I go voyaging with my fellow sailors, I'll extend its long, hard, salty shaft and put it right up against my face while all of my seamen are...
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[WP] Describe the most innocent thing in the dirtiest way possible
She exhaled slowly and took another deep breath. The smell almost made her gag but still, she found comfort in the weight of the shaft. It was sturdy. She sighed, torn between love and hate, fascination and disgust. She closed her eyes and slowly performed the same act she had done many times, allowing the end to rest ...
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