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[WP] The zombie apocalypse has occurred and the virus has been unleashed, but it only affects squirrels, not any other species. Describe the events you watch in the park as a somewhat distracted human observer as the squirrel zombie apocalypse takes place during your child's birthday at the park. | I know it's probably probably against the rules to post a metacomment, but this is one of the most viscerally entertaining prompts I've seen on this subreddit. The idea of being an observer to another specie's zombie apocalypse never crossed my mind. | 5 | 0 | 29 | 41,600 |
[WP] An advanced alien race visits earth and demands we release our hostages, the cats. | The ridge burned with light, far outshining the high-beams of police cars or strobes of teenage delinquents who drank there at secretive parties over the summer. No, the beams of white, golden light soaked the small valley on every surface, swarming around rocks and chasing shadows out of existence. The sun itself coul... | 4 | 0 | 6 | 41,601 |
[WP] Humans discover there is no god, none whatsoever, Science takes hold and pushes the world forward into interstellar space travel. The first beings we discover are sentient, and they welcome us back... | "Command, I'm touching down with the Aliens." Fred Brown announced, the moment his suit scanned the surroundings, his helmet shrank back into his collar, He stood before a large structure in the middle of a grassy plain, The structure open and Fred kept his hands on his sonic rifle. These creature hailed to the ship th... | 6 | 0 | 6 | 41,602 |
Human births are now publicly numbered to keep better track of the population. Social/cultural issues begin to arise. | The law was necessary. At least, that was what the ministry adverts said. There was a time when such an idea would have been laughed off as a bad joke or fake headline from a satirical outlet. The posters flapping against the well-worn walls of the rail station did not inspire amusement. Pictures of models on some idyl... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 41,603 |
[CW] Write from a first person point of view, but do not use the word "I" as in oneself. | The writing prompt had caught the attention of my glazed eyes. Being tired, my body lazily informed me of the numbness from sitting on my elbows typing.
Ignoring it, my typing continued. This would be a challenge, avoiding the use of a syllable for the sole purpose of entertaining another?
The challenge was a golde... | 12 | 0 | 19 | 41,604 |
[CW] Write from a first person point of view, but do not use the word "I" as in oneself. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 19 | 41,605 |
[CW] Write from a first person point of view, but do not use the word "I" as in oneself. | "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Since last week I have masturbated fourteen times. Twice on Monday, twice on Tuesday, twice on Wednesday, three times on Friday and three times last night,"
The words escape my mouth. Its the same old story. Same old sins. The first time after such a heart felt confession always... | 6 | 0 | 19 | 41,606 |
[CW] Write from a first person point of view, but do not use the word "I" as in oneself. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 19 | 41,607 |
[CW] Write from a first person point of view, but do not use the word "I" as in oneself. | As the evening goes on, my writing deteriorates, words dripping tiresomely from pen onto page. The sound of foxes going at it clouds my thoughts, my eyes droop. Waking, four hours later, something feels different. Looking around me, my eyes hazily spot a man about 30 yards away. Making out his features, he seems famili... | 4 | 0 | 19 | 41,608 |
[CW] Write from a first person point of view, but do not use the word "I" as in oneself. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 19 | 41,609 |
[WP] A gay man, a black man, a pick up artist and a Christian fundamentalist discuss what it means to be a man. | [deleted] | 26 | 0 | 18 | 41,610 |
[WP] A gay man, a black man, a pick up artist and a Christian fundamentalist discuss what it means to be a man. | "Happy birthday, Danny boy!"
Daniel grinned sheepishly as he clinked longnecks with his three coworkers. They'd been working together for the past two months, but this was the first time Daniel had been invited on one of their after-hours outings. Pushing the lime down the bottleneck with his thumb, he took his firs... | 8 | 0 | 18 | 41,611 |
[WP] A gay man, a black man, a pick up artist and a Christian fundamentalist discuss what it means to be a man. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 41,612 |
[WP] A diagnostician is known world-wide as the greatest at figuring out what the patients have. He is schizophrenic, but he also sees people with the voices and they tell him what the problem is. | Jeffrey sighed as he looked over the patients chart, already compiling information on the various possible diagnosis in his head.
"Have any thoughts on the matter?" He asked, quickly glancing at the scruffy man lounging against the wall. The man grunted, before slowly shuffling his way past the mirror anchored on the ... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 41,613 |
[WP] A diagnostician is known world-wide as the greatest at figuring out what the patients have. He is schizophrenic, but he also sees people with the voices and they tell him what the problem is. | http://brandonsanderson.com/books/legion/legion/ | 1 | 0 | 16 | 41,614 |
Disney's Frozen, but instead of snow, Queen Elsa has magical cocaine powers | Elsa had finally gotten rid of her problems. But the crack was too good. She snorted the crack and got a hype
Repeat forever
-brutalsniper105 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 41,615 |
Disney's Frozen, but instead of snow, Queen Elsa has magical cocaine powers | I'm sorry, but this hit my head:
*Do you wanna snort a snowman?*
and
*Snort some blow.... snort some blow!*
I'm so sorry. | 5 | 0 | 0 | 41,616 |
[WP] Need some inspiration for a school creative writing piece | Hi, /u/sn0wmatt
I have marked this submission as Off Topic as opposed to Writing Prompt, as you're not offering a topic for a prompt.
Also, we do not allow for homework assignment help here. Try /r/HomeworkHelp.
I do hope you browse our community and consider the prompts already posted. There's bound to be plenty of... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 41,617 |
[WP] You have the ability to heal any condition, be it death, loss of limb, illness, etc. However, you have to find someone else to pass it on to or else it will befall you in 24 hours. | SLAP! The sound stirs him out of his thoughts. From the across the bar he hears the waitress shout STOP IT. The trucker with his hands on her just grins. "HEY! Your mama taught you better than that" The words were out before he knew what he was doing. The trucker stands and spits his disgust on the floor. "What you say... | 4 | 0 | 22 | 41,618 |
[WP] You have the ability to heal any condition, be it death, loss of limb, illness, etc. However, you have to find someone else to pass it on to or else it will befall you in 24 hours. | *I might have tweaked the prompt a bit, so sorry if it isn't what you're looking for.
I awoke with a start. My body was covered in sweat and hands were visibly shaking. The run-down shack of a home I'm living in didn't do anything to calm me. The walls, made of wooden planks, creaked as the wind blew through the crack... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 41,619 |
[WP] You have the ability to heal any condition, be it death, loss of limb, illness, etc. However, you have to find someone else to pass it on to or else it will befall you in 24 hours. | "You've been such a trooper Tom. I can't thank you enough." Dr. Sawyer said as he sat in the chair beside the bed. Tom laid their unconscious, the hum of the machines keeping him alive the only noise in the room. "I have given you leukemia and two different forms of brain cancer, yet here you are." Sawyer eased into th... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 41,620 |
[WP] You have the ability to heal any condition, be it death, loss of limb, illness, etc. However, you have to find someone else to pass it on to or else it will befall you in 24 hours. | Life didn't flash before my eyes. I saw the inexplicable series of events that lead to my death. See.
It starts at the beginning. When my mother fileted her finger slicing garlic. She was bleeding and she rushed over to the sink, inside which I was playing. She never explained it, but I gathered that she tried to cl... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 41,621 |
[WP] You have the ability to heal any condition, be it death, loss of limb, illness, etc. However, you have to find someone else to pass it on to or else it will befall you in 24 hours. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 22 | 41,622 |
[WP] You have the ability to heal any condition, be it death, loss of limb, illness, etc. However, you have to find someone else to pass it on to or else it will befall you in 24 hours. | This is put in the Established Universe of American Psycho.
This book uses horrific language and even worse acts of violence.
If either of these disturb you, please ignore this [WP].
NSFW text
"I...have to return some tapes" Patrick blurted out as he ran away from McDermott.
"Bateman! What the fu... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 41,623 |
[WP]A loud crack was heard, and the wizard was dead | *A loud crack was heard, and the wizard was dead.*
"...that's the last time I let you hold that."
"I wanted to know what the big button did."
"It's a crossbow. It shoots things."
"I can see that."
"And now he's dead."
"Well, he was annoying anyway. No big loss."
"Does 'Clean, quiet, and professional kills'... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 41,624 |
[WP]A loud crack was heard, and the wizard was dead | *A loud crack was heard, and the wizard was dead*
"Holy shit!"
"Sorry. I would have warned you, but that would have warned him too."
"You shot Him!"
"Well that was the idea, yes."
"While He was holding me up to him?"
"Yes"
"What if you had missed?"
"I can't, my targeting computer won't let me."
"Your what?"
"... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 41,625 |
[WP] The daily life of the last human in the universe | He woke up again, looking off into into another unfamiliar view. This one, a top floor view of the city by the beach. He had stopped caring about names a long time ago. Yet another sunny day.
He descended to the bottom floor, after a breakfast of Chardonnay and Prime Rib. He was getting bored of this meal too. He made... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 41,626 |
[WP] A person who has attempted suicide finds out she is immortal. | Her ears were still ringing from the gunshot minutes later as she picked herself up off the floor, trying to come to grips with what just happened through the agonizing headache that was scrambling her thoughts. She had already tried it the easy way, took a bottle of pills and just fall asleep and never wake up, but it... | 7 | 0 | 5 | 41,627 |
[WP] A person who has attempted suicide finds out she is immortal. | She watched her mother organizing her pamphlets into easy to hate piles. She would be handing out the grey ones on Monday, during the ceremony of a gay couple. GOD HATES FAGS. BURN IN HELL.
That one was a favorite.
The one Daria was holding seemed a little less violent, but perhaps more dangerous.
The cover said, ... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 41,628 |
[WP] A person who has attempted suicide finds out she is immortal. | -How the hell is he not dead yet?
My ears were still functional – at least one side was – and I could hear the doctor’s voice, a mix of surprise and anger.
-I don’t know, sir. With what he went through, well, he should be gone by now, said a feminine voice, probably a nurse.
-Ugh, that’s my luck. Emergencies are co... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 41,629 |
[WP] The Harlem Globetrotters are stranded on an alien world where basketball is law. | "That's Bullshit, you are not an NBA team, you are the Harlem Globetrotters, I specifically asked for an NBA team" said Plumnuts, the commissioner of the basketball obsessed nation of Xorbus.
"What can I say, I'm sorry, we didn't think anyone would tell the difference, we didn't realize your country watches the NBA" sa... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 41,630 |
[WP] The Harlem Globetrotters are stranded on an alien world where basketball is law. | [OT] Yeah... this is the best prompt I've ever seen. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 41,631 |
There is no diety/afterlife. Instead whatever a person believes will happen to them when they die becomes their reality. |
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[WP] Human births are now publicly numbered to keep better track of the population. Social/cultural issues begin to arise. | Trisha Johnson, 442099. That was how they kept track of children now. Everyone had a number. They used to have things called Social Security numbers. It began to get easier after national population control became a thing of pride.
Now there were only 100 births allowed a year, in each country. People applied for yea... | 9 | 0 | 7 | 41,633 |
[WP] Human births are now publicly numbered to keep better track of the population. Social/cultural issues begin to arise. | The law was necessary. At least, that was what the ministry adverts said. There was a time when such an idea would have been laughed off as a bad joke or fake headline from a satirical outlet. The posters flapping against the well-worn walls of the rail station did not inspire amusement. Pictures of models on some idyl... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 41,634 |
[WP] A time traveler from the future has just crashed at the end of the Cretaceous period. The crash has caused damage to his head and he is now hearing voices telling him the end is nigh and he needs to gather two of every living creature on the planet and take them back with him. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 75 | 41,635 |
[WP] A time traveler from the future has just crashed at the end of the Cretaceous period. The crash has caused damage to his head and he is now hearing voices telling him the end is nigh and he needs to gather two of every living creature on the planet and take them back with him. | I'm going to tell you about the time God wiped out all life on Earth.
I knew I was in trouble once the Tyrannosaurus ate half my time machine. Up until that point, I had held onto a vague, desperate optimism that I might be able to fix it, despite being an absolutely terrible engineer. Then that bloody great dinosaur ... | 2 | 0 | 75 | 41,636 |
[WP] A universe where near-light speed travel is possible, but with realistic time dilation effects | We all knew what to expect when we signed up. We knew that the farewells we gave our friends and family were final, that everything we knew of our world would be different when we finally returned, but we were so caught up in the hysteria that surrounded our voyage, in being called "heroes", that we let our naïve excit... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 41,637 |
[WP] A universe where near-light speed travel is possible, but with realistic time dilation effects | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 41,638 |
5670 A.D. Apollo didn't stop transmitting, but Earth did. |
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[WP] I will narrate the best creepypasta posted here. | It's 5:43 AM. Two hours too late to do any sort of horror writing justice. The light's wrong. The blue-grey of early dawn is already being driven into the more shadowy corners of my bedroom. Outside, just past the blinds I almost never open, the golden onslaught of morning sun is burning brightly. It hasn't made its wa... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 41,640 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 575 | 41,641 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,642 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,643 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? | 3 | 0 | 575 | 41,644 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | It had been an ordinary day for me, I woke up, lumbered over to my computer, did some work, messed around online and so on. The night however, went a little differently.
The moment my head hit the pillow I knew something was off. It felt squishy, almost as if I was lying in a groovy old waterbed, and not on my comfort... | 300 | 1 | 575 | 41,645 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 7 | 0 | 575 | 41,646 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | "Ladies and gentlemen! Triploids and trans-asexuals! Welcome to the 2301st Milkyway Endurance Olympics!"
Mike could not understand what was happening. But he was sure of one thing: he did not want to be here. He was just a fat dude living in his mom's basement. He did not have a job, he did not have friends, he was go... | 32 | 0 | 575 | 41,647 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Her arms numb and skin torn, exhaustion emanated off her. Barely able to stand, she finished the grueling race second to last. She felt the disdain and mockery from other species, her soft meat useless next to their spiny exoskeletons. Even those who possessed similar bodies had some skill in the events, whereas she fa... | 57 | 0 | 575 | 41,648 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 575 | 41,649 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... | 11 | 0 | 575 | 41,650 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | No, seriously, I am not making this shit up. I *did* plan on going to Vegas. I did *not* get there. There was some weird ass UFO shit and then Bill FUCKING Murray came out and explained it all.
No, I have never used mind altering drugs. No I was not drinking because no I was *not* in Vegas. No there is no history of f... | 20 | 0 | 575 | 41,651 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 575 | 41,652 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Tyson quietly left the board meeting wearing a false smile, only letting his true emotions show on his face after he had turned away from the rest of the board. Everyone else in the room was jubilant - their fourth quarter earnings had shattered Wall Street’s expectations, and Tyson’s stock price was set to rise a... | 19 | 0 | 575 | 41,653 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The aliens were terrifying and bewildering; hulking behemoths and stalking predators, covered in barbed spines or gelatinous acidic ooze. John counted himself lucky to have been spared the combat events. He had watched though, as fight after fight ended in a rapid exchange of blows, the victorious monsters not even bre... | 28 | 0 | 575 | 41,654 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... | 41 | 0 | 575 | 41,655 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... | 5 | 0 | 575 | 41,656 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... | 7 | 0 | 575 | 41,657 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | 88 | 0 | 575 | 41,658 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Carl was miserable. Under any other circumstances, he would be awestruck at the sky that stretched out before him: a black canvas washed with swirling blue and pink nebula, dwarfed only by the ringed planet that hung at its zenith. But Carl didn't even take notice as he sat sulking in a lukewarm bath of rejuvenatin... | 12 | 0 | 575 | 41,659 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | This is a Jimmy Nuetron Movie right? | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,660 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,661 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | I woke up with a nasty headache. Probably drank too much last night, like every saturday. Not that I remember much of last night. Heck, its been a while since I managed to recover 8 hours of memories. I know I'm drinking too much. Like way to much. But I dont really care. It helps me forget. Helps me get over it. Helps... | 7 | 0 | 575 | 41,662 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Wrestling was our sixth loss in a row. Way to show 'em who's boss, humans. Who knew Venesians were lethal to the touch? "Run like you mean it, Jerome!", I was screaming from the sidelines. The triathlon was in progress and some of the people who competed for the humans were really under par. "This isn't the Paralympics... | 3 | 0 | 575 | 41,663 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | 23 | 0 | 575 | 41,664 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,665 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | 14 | 0 | 575 | 41,666 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | My muscles ache. The lactic acid stings my legs and I cringe as I drape my feet off the top bunk trying to open my eyes. Its still dark outside, although, the light hasn't seemed to change much since I arrived a week ago. The sunlight here feels different, heavier and it adds to the difficulty I've faced at each of the... | 8 | 0 | 575 | 41,667 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,668 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 575 | 41,669 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 575 | 41,670 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 575 | 41,671 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,672 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Another shitty, rainy day. Streets filled with scum. Narcs, whores, thugs and me...
I don't belong to any of them, I have always been alone. Loneliness is the worst that can happen to you, or so I thought. Soaked and drunk i've been strolling streets for hours. Rain never stopped for a moment. All of my smokes are wet,... | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,673 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 575 | 41,674 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Beaten, battered, I haven't done well in a single contest. The final one is tomorrow. For now, it is all I can do to rest and recover. I am so far behind in points I have to win this last contest to avoid placing last and dooming my home planet to destruction.
Fortunately sleep eventually found me. Later, I awoke seei... | 1 | 0 | 575 | 41,675 |
[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 575 | 41,676 |
[WP] You're an astronaut who has discovered that there is a literal "edge" of the universe, and you report what you see back to Earth. | Tony was busy trying to rub one out in zero G when he heard the screams from Victor. He immediately put a foot out to stop himself from spinning in circles; he had found that in the past few months of travel that getting a bit dizzy had made the orgasm all the better.
"Vic?" Tony called out from his bunk, very close ... | 9 | 0 | 4 | 41,677 |
[WP] You're an astronaut who has discovered that there is a literal "edge" of the universe, and you report what you see back to Earth. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 4 | 41,678 |
[WP] You are God (or a god). Tell me a story or give me commentary on an event. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 41,679 |
[WP] You are God (or a god). Tell me a story or give me commentary on an event. | I sat staring over creation. Well, not really sat. Lacking corporeal form makes that kind of hard. I guess I just existed over it more than anything. I looked out across everything; the sky, the land, the oceans, animals, humans, even down to the bacteria and viruses. All of it working in total harmony with one an... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 41,680 |
[WP] You are God (or a god). Tell me a story or give me commentary on an event. | Yo. The Northern Lights are so fucking cool. My first one was actually an accident. I was putzing around with some magnets and the sun and voila! I had a nice, funky sheet of Northern Light. Purple, green, and blue made themselves at home, contorting across this trippy film. I couldn't stop looking at it. I put ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 41,681 |
[WP] You are God (or a god). Tell me a story or give me commentary on an event. | I am dying.
Not literally of course, I cannot die.
Yet it seems as though I am. People, my creations are less and less reliant on me. They are establishing their own rules, creating their own lesser beings, masters of their own domain.
And it is beautiful. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 41,682 |
[WP] You are God (or a god). Tell me a story or give me commentary on an event. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 41,683 |
[WP] You are God (or a god). Tell me a story or give me commentary on an event. | "I'm really not that difficult to understand,” I dictated down to nothing, but the comment wrote itself in the comment box anyway. The particulars of how bending reality worked for such a meager task would take longer than what I already intended to explain. “It's just a matter of perspective… and some misunderstandin... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 41,684 |
[WP] Every human is immortal, unless they commit suicide. | The chamber door opened too quickly for Trenton Page to grab the handle before the slab of wood crashed into the interior wall. James Lyon bolted upright in his bed and fought against the unwelcome flood of light from corridor. His long, knotted brown locks offered some protection. An open hand aided more.
"Many apolo... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 41,685 |
John wakes up like every day. But the whole world only hears what he is hearing. | Hi!
Your prompt isn't tagged with one of the tags from the sidebar. In this case, probably [WP].
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-mortron | 1 | 0 | 5 | 41,686 |
[WP] A famous (real) actor is a serial killer. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 41,687 |
[WP] The brain and the heart represent knowledge and love, they debate whether or not to ask someone out. | "Let's look at what we know about her before we do anything stupid". Albert Johnson's brain stated, emotionless.
Brain wasn't a bad guy, but he really didn't understand why Albert didn't always heed his advice, I mean, it was so obvious too.
Things like, "don't touch that stove" and "seriously, running this red light... | 9 | 0 | 16 | 41,688 |
[WP] The brain and the heart represent knowledge and love, they debate whether or not to ask someone out. | Brain sat at the bar in his classic black suit sipping at his whiskey and trying to read his book of Blake poems, Heart perched next to him gulping down his third strawberry daiquiri and failing to notice that he had spilled half of it on his old red jumper.
"God I hate you sometimes" sighed Brain
"What's that?" as... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 41,689 |
[WP] The brain and the heart represent knowledge and love, they debate whether or not to ask someone out. | "Maybe he should call her."
"Maybe he *shouldn't.*"
The two sat in silence as they watched David search through the address book on his phone. **V**. **Valentine**. His thumb hovers over the CALL icon.
"The date went well, and she said to just let her know about plans next week."
"Are you actually *sure* the date w... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 41,690 |
[WP] The brain and the heart represent knowledge and love, they debate whether or not to ask someone out. | "He loves her," the Heart says. "Yeah, it's my job to say that, but hasn't this guy been through enough? How many more broken hearts and broken bones need he endure? Look, he's had a serious injury almost every year for the past few years, and he receives rejections all the time. Can't he ask? Just once more?"
"We... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 41,691 |
[WP] The brain and the heart represent knowledge and love, they debate whether or not to ask someone out. | They sat at opposite ends of the table, facing each other, caught in between an uncomfortable silence and a question that needed to be answered before the hour’s end. This decision was their responsibility and theirs alone to answer; the pressure had been mounting, but no two in the universe were sharper or wiser when ... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 41,692 |
[WP] Write Me a Narrative of an Ordinary/Extra-Ordinary Day WITHOUT Closure | *To clarify, your prompt is simply about ordinary/extra-ordinary days without resolutions. Could you prompt what is without closure - that would help. This feels more like constrained writing than an actual prompt - but an interesting concept to work with* | 1 | 0 | 9 | 41,693 |
[WP] Write Me a Narrative of an Ordinary/Extra-Ordinary Day WITHOUT Closure | I woke up as I always did, crawling out of the womb of our den-mother. First to wake, I was given the privilege of washing my face with the blood of the victim of the day, a sun-drenched fellow by the name of Antoine. Looking for some bread and milk in the fridge, I think about what would happen tonight at the Beanst... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 41,694 |
[WP] Write Me a Narrative of an Ordinary/Extra-Ordinary Day WITHOUT Closure | It has been eons since I heard the voices, maybe longer. I have no sense of time anymore. Truthfully, I had forgotten I existed. There's only so much you can think before eventually your mind empties of thought. It takes me a moment to remember my locomotive abilities and an even longer one to rouse myself.
"We will f... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 41,695 |
[WP] Write Me a Narrative of an Ordinary/Extra-Ordinary Day WITHOUT Closure | Semi-formal? What does that even mean? Andrea’s fingers twitched out of sync with her toe-tapping. The man across from her on the metro wore a suit and an untrusting frown. Andrea rolled her eyes. What’s one more stranger who thinks she’s on crack? Why hasn’t Shane texted her back yet?
The woman next to her had a Prad... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 41,696 |
[WP] Write Me a Narrative of an Ordinary/Extra-Ordinary Day WITHOUT Closure | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 9 | 41,697 |
[WP] Write Me a Narrative of an Ordinary/Extra-Ordinary Day WITHOUT Closure | I sat brooding on the bus stop bench. I missed my car. The sun was beginning to dance over the horizon. The smell of piss haunted the air, and the sound of birds was peppering the dawn.
The bus still would not run for another forty-five minutes, and they were never on-time. I hadn’t taken a bus in over a year, and he... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 41,698 |
[WP] 5670 A.D. Apollo didn't stop transmitting, but Earth did. | Ooh, this looks fun. I might try my hand at it once I get out of school today. | 0 | 0 | 36 | 41,699 |
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