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[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | The rattling hissing of the kettle filled the empty kitchen. As the water continued to heat, little wisps of steam began to escape the whistle. The kettle's bubbling took the sound of a tiny roar. The wispy steam becomes more solid, turning into a tiny jet stream out of the whistle, a high keening sound begins, just at... | 2 | 0 | 35 | 4,400 |
[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 35 | 4,401 |
[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | The kettle is whistling in this empty house. Well, the house will be empty in a moment.
I had filled that old brass kettle up slowly, making sure every drop of water landed within its belly. The water was heavy, just like my heart. I was making tea.
Tea was my favorite. It was the only thing that made life bearab... | 1 | 0 | 35 | 4,402 |
[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | The last thing she remembered was putting on the kettle. The family was glued to the telly, watching the horrors unfold. It started as a simple silent protest. Signs held in quiet defiance against faceless corporations. No one had expected the police showing up in full rot gear. The tear gas surprised the protesters. T... | 1 | 0 | 35 | 4,403 |
[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | To say the house was empty was not a lie. In truth, it really was empty. No one had lived there in decades, and the mice had long since given up on scavenging for crumbs. In essence, it was a shack on the verge of collapsing, the once beautifully stained walls now pale from the ongoing rain as vines creeped up the side... | 1 | 0 | 35 | 4,404 |
[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | The kettle began to boil. A soft whistle turned into a shrill noise, an outcry, but the empty house had no one to answer the shrieking noise. The run down house hardly gave a whisper of an echo, even when emptied of life. They had left; no, abandoned the quaint little house. The man entered the front door, frantic... | 1 | 0 | 35 | 4,405 |
[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | **-008**
**Resolution Challenge**
Time is a relative thing. I knew that to be true, but I never really appreciated the fact. I once read about monks in a Buddhist temple who could sit for weeks without a voice, without moving, and with taking more than a cup of rice in sustenance. They did it to gain some level of e... | 2 | 0 | 35 | 4,406 |
[WP] A tea kettle whistles in an empty house | She lifts the old kettle to the sink and fills it halfway while vaguely listening to Gardeners' Question Time on the radio. She has just put the kettle on the stove when she hears the crash, a squealing, murderous sound of glass and metal.
It's on the street right outside. She looks through the window; the road is m... | 1 | 0 | 35 | 4,407 |
[WP] A Kidnapping | It's more than common that criminals make mistakes, but common criminals don't ever seem to make mistakes this big. After the store I work at was robbed and I was taken as a hostage I thought that would be the end to my shitty day. I never expected the getaway vehicle would grab me instead of the man pointing a gun to ... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4,408 |
[WP] A Kidnapping | Listen sweetie, I know you want to stay but we can't, not with her like this. Just grab your favorite toys, I've already packed your bags. Whatever I missed, I can just buy again. Pick your absolute favorite honey, just be quick about it.
We'll have lots of fun. Think of it as a big vacation. Yeah, like when school's ... | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4,409 |
[WP] You're a middler schooler who's writing an emotional letter explaining why you hate science to your science teacher. | Dear Mr. Langsammer,
My mother always told me that if you have a problem with a person then it is best to tell them before things get out of hand. Mr. Langsammer there are times when I should have listened to the things my mother told me and then I have not and most of these times it has not gone well for me in some r... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4,410 |
[WP] The Company that made the last product you bought has just taken over the world. How did they do it, and what's changed now? | "Please Jack? Please! I don't have the time! There's only thirty minutes before my date, and I do not want to --- "
"Do you know how embarrassing - fine. I'll do it. But you owe me one sis." She hugged him, careful to avoid messing up her makeup, and ran back into her room for whatever other rituals the occasion requir... | 14 | 0 | 18 | 4,411 |
[WP] The Company that made the last product you bought has just taken over the world. How did they do it, and what's changed now? | Fuck. School lunch. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,412 |
[WP] The Company that made the last product you bought has just taken over the world. How did they do it, and what's changed now? | Lester waited in his foxhole, waiting for the final charge. He was scared, and deterred, as in the distance he saw the looted ruins of what once was Chicago, fall to the enemy. One by one, the great cities of the world fell to the beasts. Their strategies were never before seen on the planet, and basically back-stabbed... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 4,413 |
[WP] A girl is depressed about her life even though she has a boyfriend, good grades, friends, and everything else that makes her happy. She contemplates suicide. Write her thought process of why she should or shouldn't do it. | Why would you kill yourself when every time you set pen to paper a door to another world opens?
> Also, if this prompt is more than merely a prompt, please speak to someone or phone a hotline. Do not suffer alone. | 6 | 0 | 5 | 4,414 |
[WP] A girl is depressed about her life even though she has a boyfriend, good grades, friends, and everything else that makes her happy. She contemplates suicide. Write her thought process of why she should or shouldn't do it. | "I don't feel a thing. I don't feel a god damn thing. I know my boyfriend loves me, I'm doing wonderful in school, my friends love me, and I have everything in the world. I just can't fucking feel it. My smiles are empty. When I say I love you, it's not that I don't mean it, it's that I can't. Why? Why can't I feel it?... | 6 | 0 | 5 | 4,415 |
[WP] A girl is depressed about her life even though she has a boyfriend, good grades, friends, and everything else that makes her happy. She contemplates suicide. Write her thought process of why she should or shouldn't do it. | "It's all so boring," she scribbled in her journal, "I have never tasted fear. I have lived in this bubble of comfort and progression my entire life, but not once do I feel like I have really lived," she stretched her hand to let the muscles relax. She was writing with more intent then she'd realized.
"I began to wond... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 4,416 |
You have to pitch an idea and story for a tv series, write a short scene from it for the producers. | Hi there!
Please remember to tag your prompts. See the sidebar for details. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4,417 |
[IP] For the first time in a century, a storm cloud is on the horizon | Some days when I was a kid, I would climb up onto the Flats and spit on the dust. Felt like I was watering it (couldn't spare actual water of course) and that the ground was grateful. I was giving it a gift it hadn't had in a 100 years. The sun would always snatch it up though. I would spit and then it would be dis... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 4,418 |
[IP] For the first time in a century, a storm cloud is on the horizon | I paused. Something didn't feel quite right about the air. I looked around confusedly and couldn't spot anything out of the ordinary, just the same dusty dust on the ground and blue sky everywh-wait. What was that?? There was a strange gray on the horizon. I had never seen anything like it. My grandmother had only told... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 4,419 |
[WP] Sell yourself into heaven in the style of Chris Farley's character in "Tommy Boy" | "Sell yourself into heaven in the style of Chris Farley's character in 'Tommy Boy'."
"I'm sorry, God. What was that?"
"You heard me... I know that you were an actor on Earth. I want to see this."
I had seen that movie 7 years ago! And I was baked with my buddies when I saw it! What was that joke? Get a good look at ... | 5 | 0 | 6 | 4,420 |
[WP] Two hitmen are trying to kill the same marked man, however, they both run into each other, and both think that the other is protecting the marked man, hilarity ensues. | Michael stepped twice toward the door, peeking inside. Staring right back at him, Agent Smith tilted his head. Michael turned back, looking up and sighing. He had been caught, and obviously Smith had been hired the target, who was only down the staircase.
Smith knew exactly why Michael was here. And he couldn't execut... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 4,421 |
[WP] Two hitmen are trying to kill the same marked man, however, they both run into each other, and both think that the other is protecting the marked man, hilarity ensues. | Robert looked at the man in the suit across from him. Richard's head tilted ever so slightly.
*What was that?* Robert thought. *Does he know? Did I show my hand*
Robert's plan may have just been blown. He had to get in a room alone with the Prime Minister to kill him, and now that Richard suspected him, there wa... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4,422 |
You're an uncooked bacon that hates the heat but breakfast time is soon. Describe the bacons last moment. | Snap. Crackle. Pop. To many inside the fridge that means we will be safe from consumption. Only Milk dreads the decimation of her liquid for a second helping when this noise is heard. Eggs, Bread, and Orange Juice even let out a sigh of relief during that time. Cereal is a quick breakfast, something that is done withou... | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4,423 |
[WP] The guy in the sidebar pic goes on a date... | The *adorable* pug in a bow tie adjusted his monocle as he gazed at his reflection in the patio door. Prompty the Pug was about to hook up with the ever-feisty Trixie, the white Cockapoo from down the street. They had both dreamed of this for *so* long. He wagged his tail in anticipation.
*This was going to be a night... | 25 | 0 | 26 | 4,424 |
[WP] The guy in the sidebar pic goes on a date... | "No! That's the couch! Get off of that! Goddammit John, why did you put your bowtie on the dog? Stop filming and do something! That's a brand new fucking couch you asshole!" | 5 | 0 | 26 | 4,425 |
[WP] The guy in the sidebar pic goes on a date... | "Do I look okay? Seriously, what do you think?" The man continued to stare out the window. "Oh, come on, don't act like you don't hear me!" The dog was getting agitated. "You know I have a date at the park in thirty minutes, I want to make sure I look good." The man turned to the dog.
"Sometimes, I really wish I could... | 3 | 0 | 26 | 4,426 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Tested Positive | 2 | 0 | 18 | 4,427 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | And when the three species of Spire were left to their own devices, one of the creators turned to the other two.
"First one to be forgotten wins!" | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,428 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | He finally married the girl of his dreams. It all ended when she turned out to be a giraffe in a very convincing costume. | 12 | 0 | 18 | 4,429 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Slowly, he lowered the knife to the table, shuddering in horror at the atrocity he just committed. He cut up his Snicker's bar in a desperate attempt to be fancy.
___
Ha, I just watched that episode of Seinfeld and had to. | 5 | 0 | 18 | 4,430 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | "Congratulations, Jamarcus, you are not the father! You are the son!" | 12 | 0 | 18 | 4,431 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | After waiting for an eternity, Jillian decided to finally go for the kiss.
She could hardly even smell the formaldehyde on him this time! | 6 | 0 | 18 | 4,432 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Then I wrote this sentence. I travelled back in time. | 30 | 0 | 18 | 4,433 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | He asked, "Will you marry me?"
She signed *Yes*. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,434 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | It was in an instant, after killing his arch enemy, that he became the all powerful. It was only after did he realize how lonely he was without him. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,435 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | It wasn't the first time he'd skied. In fact, he was just taking out the trash. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 4,436 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | She was leaving Houston, clutching her purse, weary of the paperwork.
He was driving to Houston, to save what was left of his relationship, but it was a lost hope. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,437 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | The mugs on the tables held a liquid that represented ruined lives. Misery, regret, and disdain were ever-present in the attitudes of those in the cubicles. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 4,438 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | *"It tastes surprisingly good if you add oregano, Martha was right"*, he thought to himself as he munched on his newly-cooked infant's left leg. | 4 | 0 | 18 | 4,439 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | "finally I am a hero, a survivor of the zombie apocalypse". A sudden urge to bite someone grabbed him. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 4,440 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | The last man on earth sits in a room. There is a knock on the door. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,441 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Cheryl, there is a lot that we still need to talk about for our marriage, but you can't keep trying to hide it by making this oh so delicious Salisbury steak.
Sorry, I'm old and my Alzheimer's disease is getting worse, so who are you again? | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,442 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | I licked my finger and stirred the primordial soup. Then I poured in the bleach. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,443 |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Jack got down on one knee and pulled out a ring, finally proposing to his longtime girlfriend Kathy. It was only then he realized Kathy was a pack of 4 to 5 bloodthirsty deinonychuses luring him into their trap.
| 1 | 0 | 18 | 4,444 |
[WP] A cryptozoological expedition manages to capture a juvenile Mokele-Mbembe. It escapes from its cage during the group's "Today Show" interview. | For clarification a description of the Mokele-Mbembe can be found here: http://www.mokelembembe.com/ | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4,445 |
[CW] Vogon Poetry | Oh, my grandiose love is eternal for you!
Oh how large your nares,
Your eyes shine like Antares
Oh my beloved, your slurping so divine!
You dance, you keep time like a horologe!
Like a sludge-pie do you move, oh beloved.
With you I doth engorge, disgorge, and regorge with you
But your scrupulousness so sh... | 12 | 0 | 19 | 4,446 |
[CW] Vogon Poetry | Hey, tight-y whitey;
Hey briefs, underpants, boxers;
I don't want your job.
[Haiku style]
| 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,447 |
[CW] Vogon Poetry | See also: [r/vogonpoetrycircle](http://www.reddit.com/r/vogonpoetrycircle/) | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,448 |
[CW] Vogon Poetry | You who sings to me divine,
In the crowd, while drinking wine,
I want to tell of our great love,
Oh my lovely turtle dove,
Cheesy though my poem is,
Buying towels in "Hers and His",
Is in our future coming true,
Black for me and blue for you. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,449 |
[WP] You figure out how to stop time for everyone but yourself. You don't know how to start it again. | It was embarrassing being at the gym. I was so fat and gross-looking, and I felt like everyone was sneaking looks at me...judging me. I tried to focus, pushed the start button on my new PulseMinder wrist strap, and started up the treadmill. I was still trying to avoid thinking about the other people around me, but you ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 4,450 |
[WP] You figure out how to stop time for everyone but yourself. You don't know how to start it again. | "Son of a bitch. I've really done it this time."
Honestly I hadn't even tried to stop time. I mean, who wouldn't want to? To punch that asshole coworker in the face while he just sat there staring straight ahead, not aware that I was beating the shit out of him with that pink coffee mug he gave me, that son of a bitc... | 4 | 0 | 17 | 4,451 |
[WP] You figure out how to stop time for everyone but yourself. You don't know how to start it again. | How long had it been? Months? Seconds? Time was now only relative to how much I accomplish; how much I affect other things. Completed tasks are the only way to know time has passed. The only way for me to tell for certain at least.
The house had been still. I’d been sitting on my couch, a pizza in the oven. Bryan ... | 6 | 0 | 17 | 4,452 |
[WP] You figure out how to stop time for everyone but yourself. You don't know how to start it again. | -006
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If you are reading this, then time managed to unfreeze its self. I don't know how it did that, but praise God for it. When I froze time, I was not a religious man, nor am I now, but only a deity could have fixed this.
The truth is, I stopped time, and I have no idea how to fix it.
I'm not writing this for ... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 4,453 |
[WP] You figure out how to stop time for everyone but yourself. You don't know how to start it again. | The first thing I did was wonder whether I had singlehandedly destroyed the entirety of civilization. The second thing I did was laugh at my self-importance, as if I alone could put to rest thousands of years of life. But the trees were no longer breathing and my mother has been drinking a glass of orange juice for hal... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 4,454 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Breaking babies' fingers. | 25 | 0 | 23 | 4,455 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Eat my diarrhea!
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-007 Not really a great seventh prompt but I couldn't find something. | 6 | 0 | 23 | 4,456 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | tongue in cloaca | 5 | 0 | 23 | 4,457 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | explosive anal rupture | 6 | 0 | 23 | 4,458 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Snot tissue licker. | 5 | 0 | 23 | 4,459 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | tubgirl meatspins lemonparty | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,460 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Your grandparents boning | 23 | 0 | 23 | 4,461 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | I trust politicians. | 60 | 0 | 23 | 4,462 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | YOLO#SWAG#FOREVA | 15 | 0 | 23 | 4,463 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | retching bloody phlegm. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,464 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | I've been cheating. | 4 | 0 | 23 | 4,465 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Toothpick under nail. | 7 | 0 | 23 | 4,466 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | ~~admitted~~ enthusiastic child rapist
| 11 | 0 | 23 | 4,467 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Moist | 10 | 0 | 23 | 4,468 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Hash-tag no filter | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,469 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Smegma tastes good | 12 | 0 | 23 | 4,470 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | moist sweat hole | 4 | 0 | 23 | 4,471 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | The dreaded cumbox! | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,472 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Chocolate Santorum Sundae | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,473 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | /r/bestiality | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,474 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Vaginal discharge nachos | 16 | 0 | 23 | 4,475 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Urethral Papercut. | 29 | 0 | 23 | 4,476 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Cher-flavored flan. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,477 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | fungus moist vagina | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,478 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 23 | 4,479 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Kanye West Clone | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,480 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | your grandmother naked | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,481 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,482 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Jennifer Lawrence sucks. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,483 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,484 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,485 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | She was twelve | 5 | 0 | 23 | 4,486 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Moist moist moist | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,487 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | stale bread condoms | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,488 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | fetid tooth polyp. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,489 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Nickleback: Greatest Band | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,490 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Destroy the evidence | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,491 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Uncontrollable anal leakage. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,492 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Found another safe. | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,493 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Giant rupturing hemorrhoids. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,494 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Oozing, festering gash. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,495 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Pus filled twinkies | 5 | 0 | 23 | 4,496 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Say moist toilet | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,497 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | "It's not yours." | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,498 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Fucked a dog. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,499 |
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