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[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Diarrhea smoothie; Yum! | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,500 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Crusted undies, YUM! | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,501 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | False Jolly Rancher | 3 | 0 | 23 | 4,502 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | sucking, fucking, cutting. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,503 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,504 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | The moist smegma | 3 | 0 | 23 | 4,505 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Period Blood Pie | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,506 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Extra Mayonnaise | 3 | 0 | 23 | 4,507 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | your mother. | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,508 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Not racist but... | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,509 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Cunt Maggot Snacks | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,510 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,511 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Baby shoes; bloody. | 3 | 0 | 23 | 4,512 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,513 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Internet is canceled. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,514 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | You're Hitler's son. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,515 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | God truly exists. | 2 | 0 | 23 | 4,516 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,517 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Crackly broken fingernails. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,518 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Moist Oyster Coitus. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,519 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,520 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Only purple links. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,521 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Ass to mouth. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,522 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Shitting Razorblades. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,523 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Deepthroat a pineapple. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,524 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Tapeworm infested eyeball | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,525 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Muton_Chops | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,526 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | fellatio giving placenta | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,527 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Smell my bloodfart | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,528 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Damn sexy kid | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,529 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Palin Bares All. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,530 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Broken arms, *sigh* | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,531 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Sexual child abuse | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,532 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Hairy pube sandwich. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,533 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Anal fissure cupcake. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,534 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | Fresh smegma cheeseburger. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,535 |
[WP] Utterly disgust me in three words or less | It's ulcerative colitis. | 1 | 0 | 23 | 4,536 |
[PM] No writing experience, prompt me | What are your interests? Fantasy? SciFi? History? Vampires? Give me a direction. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 4,537 |
[PM] No writing experience, prompt me | Hey I'm fifteen too! Welcome to the sub. :)
Here is your prompt:
> Describe a morning walk by the point of view of the dog, not the owner. | 3 | 0 | 7 | 4,538 |
[PM] No writing experience, prompt me | A guy meets a deaf girl at a cafe and wants to get her number.
Or
An alien wants to know why a bunch of human kids are making his crop circles.
My best advice is to write the first sentence and let the rest of the story tell itself. Never regret writing something. You can always use backspace. | 2 | 0 | 7 | 4,539 |
[PM] No writing experience, prompt me | Write from the perspective of a 15 year old...............
Trapped in a 4 year old's body. | 2 | 0 | 7 | 4,540 |
[PM] No writing experience, prompt me | Your character is running an obstacle course, in an effort to win something. | 2 | 0 | 7 | 4,541 |
[PM] No writing experience, prompt me | Write about an event happening to the same character three times in their life - once as a kid, once as an adult, and once as an elderly person. | 2 | 0 | 7 | 4,542 |
[PM] No writing experience, prompt me | A stereotypical, shallow high schooler is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Write about their change in character in the time they have left | 1 | 0 | 7 | 4,543 |
[WP]You and your dog trade bodies for a day | It was Friday. I woke up to my best bud licking my face. The girlfriend it hated when Hero went on the bed. Something about furs. I didn't know what time it was, but I was hungry. Hero was going mad as I went downstairs to grab some food. He was barking at me and running around wildly. I wondered if had to go and do h... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 4,544 |
[WP]You and your dog trade bodies for a day | I woke up in a blank void of nothingness. Now more than ever, I wish I had a dog... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 4,545 |
[WP]You and your dog trade bodies for a day | I drifted in and out of consciousness the whole night, woken periodically by the sharpness of my bony parts on the hard floor. I knew I could sneak onto the couch, or onto the dog-bed. There were more comfortable places to sleep, but waiting outside of my mother's room just made the most sense. I would wait until the m... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 4,546 |
[WP] A reflection on life from the perspective of a man who had dreams of being an artist but all who viewed his painting died in some way (or an equivalent such as a director whose films are fatal to view or a musician whose music kills) | "shit!", I said angrily. He hadn't even written the review yet. I had gotten a reporter from The Chicago Tribune to read my collection of short stories. It was very hard for me to share my stories with people. The only person I had ever shared my material with before the critic was mother. She was gone and I was a... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4,547 |
[WP] A reflection on life from the perspective of a man who had dreams of being an artist but all who viewed his painting died in some way (or an equivalent such as a director whose films are fatal to view or a musician whose music kills) | "Frankly, I've seen better paintings in my child's daycare." The four-eyed freak, this vicious cretin leaned back and pushed up his glasses, calmly waiting for my inevitable response.
I didn't explode, as he wanted me to, but I waited. Waited.
Finally he spoke again, disturbed by my silence. "Do you offer rebuttal,... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4,548 |
[WP] Describe a completely alien creature | There is no such thing as a completely alien creature, there will always be an infinite number of points where 'us' overlaps 'them'.
Despite all their inefficient rituals, they are still life as we know it.
A hive mind, or no mind, they will still act to perpetuate their kind, and likely try to improve their sit... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 4,549 |
[WP] Describe a completely alien creature | I seen these creatures wander the forest for quite some time, at first they were few, but as time passed I feared I might need to take action.
They were the stuff of nightmares, tall skeletal bodies jaggedly stalked the distance, whose flesh rivals the paleness of the moon, their joints flex and bend in the most unna... | 9 | 0 | 11 | 4,550 |
[WP] Describe a completely alien creature | They exist in fire, ever burning. They co-mingle, combining experiences, thoughts, theories, and their individuality and then fall apart again. They're only form of communication is by merging and becoming one, and their only form of reproduction is to split again, splitting the experiences and thoughts of the individ... | 7 | 0 | 11 | 4,551 |
[WP] Describe a completely alien creature | The creature in question was so different; so beyond your comprehension that the very sight of it would drive you to madness, if you were able to see it at all. They come from a plane both beyond and below our own, and the laws we have described that define the limits of the world as we know it hold no sway over them. ... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4,552 |
[WP] Describe a completely alien creature | They were of the stars above, created by the bones of the fallen. Similar to the phoenix, however it was mudded with perversity. It showed through the pale skin that stretched across their skeletal frame. Their unblinking, wide almond shaped eyes seemed to devour your very being; till you were lost in its very essence.... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4,553 |
[WP] Describe a completely alien creature | You do not understand, but I do not blame you. You are flesh and blood and we, we are thought given shape. We are each an imposition of our will upon an uncaring, hostile world. Where for you existence is merely crawling bloodied and screaming out of your mother's womb, we fight for ours, every waking moment. You only ... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4,554 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | MS. CRUMPOLE GIVES DETENTION TO TEXTBOOK AUTHOR FOR DISAGREEING WITH HER
JANITOR DISCOVERED TO HAVE OCD, CLEANS FLOOR EVERY DAY
"PIZZA" DISCOVERED TO BE KETCHUP AND PLASTIC ON BREAD | 20 | 0 | 19 | 4,555 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Jimmy's parents divorced; he got two Christmases. | 7 | 0 | 19 | 4,556 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Suburban Mom found doing cool things without her kids while they are in school | 10 | 0 | 19 | 4,557 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Nap time nixed. Recess restrained. Has middle school gone mad? Or, have you? | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,558 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Local Kid eats poop, says it tastes like peanut butter. Crunchy or regular? | 2 | 0 | 19 | 4,559 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | School closed for a week after susie lets her cooties loose in the playroom. | 3 | 0 | 19 | 4,560 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Older kids killed in school shooting; younger kids celebrate. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,561 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | 1. Local 10-year-old thinks the janitor is "Totally creepy."
2. Ralphie is richer than you and paid us with his allowance to write this article about how awesome he is and how much richer than you he is.
3. Local bully's dad still not back from the gas station trip he made 2 years ago.
4. Why seeing your dad's penis... | 3 | 0 | 19 | 4,562 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Eight Year Old Loses a Game of "Don't Fall in the Lava." Suffers 3rd Degree Burns. Parents Comment, "We Thought Pillows Would Be Big Enough to Land". | 8 | 0 | 19 | 4,563 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,564 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Mrs. Goldenblatt's underarm flap slaps child; "I cried in front of everyone", says victim
| 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,565 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Pope shits in woods. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,566 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | BASEBALL SHATTERS WINDOW JUST AS WINDOW REPLACEMENT TRUCK ARRIVES!
TEACHER CAUGHT WATCHING SPONGEBOB AFTER SCHOOL ENDS
BUGS BUNNY TRICKS ELMER FUDD INTO SHOOTING YOSEMITE SAM
MIDDLE SCHOOL SECRETS REVEALED: OLDER KID TELLS ALL AT THE SWINGS | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,567 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Six-Year-Old No Longer As Amused By The Word "Poop" As He Once Was | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,568 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,569 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Kids Strike As Snack Time Replaced With Vegetable Time | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,570 |
[FF] Write an "Onion" style headline for an audience of 10 year olds. | Local boy's backpack has a trove of "important papers" for parents. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 4,571 |
[IP] The Castle in the Clouds | I sat here in the darkest of the dark area of this castle. This castle is on a rock, one scientist believed that there's more land below and begin to climb down this rock. But he disappeared, followed by the sound of his screams that lasted forever by echoing constantly in our ears.
So we stay up here, there's a bridg... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4,572 |
[IP] The Castle in the Clouds | Remember the times we spent together up there in the clouds? How the wind would swirl and sweep at the tall towers, and how the clouds would bulge and break on the impossibly long bridge. The air above was cold and the mountain below was treacherous, but we’d sit there on our little piece of land without a care for any... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4,573 |
[IP] The Castle in the Clouds | Desmond was not long for this world, and he knew it. Even now, from the depths of the keep, he could hear the telltale breath of darkness rushing toward the last stronghold of Peloria. The misty whisper chilled the kind prince to the core. It was nothing like the sound his father, King Drasr, had spoken of; even a m... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4,574 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | A professional storm hunter hunts clouds with a harpoon to send to drought-ridden countries. Today he is going after the infamous *La Katrina!* | 7 | 0 | 11 | 4,575 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | A man finds himself, in the place he lost everything. | 2 | 0 | 11 | 4,576 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | Write the life story of a mouse who gets caught in a mouse trap. | 5 | 0 | 11 | 4,577 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | All humans wake up with pig snouts... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 4,578 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | As a woman walks by a bakery, the smell of a particular dessert being baked brings back unpleasant memories. | 3 | 0 | 11 | 4,579 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | In a world of complete silence, explain the throught process behind the very first word. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4,580 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | Humans begin to evolve monkey-like hands feet (and maybe tails) as the earth begins to flood into one huge swap. Write about the people who evolved and how they fit into society. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4,581 |
[PM]I need 6 or so stories to write for a portfolio! | Removing this as you've decided not to respond to any. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 4,582 |
[PM] I've never written a damn thing before. Lets do this. | Jenny is having a problem with bullies. She finds a creative way to make it stop. | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4,583 |
[PM] I've never written a damn thing before. Lets do this. | a guy finds out he has a one in a million heart disease which slowly wears your heart down so he only has a month to live and gets into crazy shit | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4,584 |
[PM] I've never written a damn thing before. Lets do this. | A knight in training is secretly hiding his homosexuality. During a mission to save a damsel in distress, he finds out that the fair maiden is in fact a very cute cross dresser. How does he react? | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4,585 |
[FF][WP] A murderer is forced to live the lives of his victims in the instant he kills them. | I didn't realize I was doing the guy a favor. If I had known that, it would have been a total buzzkill. I mean, who murders someone who WANTS to die? Sick, right? Not only that, but boring. It's like torturing a masochist. No fun at all for the torturer if the asshole's giggling all the time through the pain.
Well, sh... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 4,586 |
[FF][WP] A murderer is forced to live the lives of his victims in the instant he kills them. | The knife dug deep into his throat and I braced for the beginning of it. It slammed into me and I tightened my embrace of the dying man as I almost fell backward. Children laughing. A wife. Love, such endearing love. The man began to slip from my fingers and I slowly lowered myself to the floor with him.
He was such ... | 16 | 0 | 15 | 4,587 |
[FF][WP] A murderer is forced to live the lives of his victims in the instant he kills them. | I hate my skills. Its invaluable, its a product that everyone wants. Any information any ability can be transferred to me. Its a great asset and burden at the same time. I never really had a choice in the matter. They chose me for that reason. I am needed, who else but me can do any of these jobs. I cant lie I enjoy it... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 4,588 |
[FF][WP] A murderer is forced to live the lives of his victims in the instant he kills them. | The liquid slipped down my forearm, splattering on the floor as it dripped from my elbow. Squishing between the fingers of my clinched fist, the blood didnt even feel warm. Nothing was warm anymore. Nor did the cold bite, scratch, or even nibble at my body. Gradually, ever since the first time I had taken anothers ... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 4,589 |
[WP] A person goes to bed one night and wakes up years later, hundreds of miles away, with no memory of what happened. He/she slowly begins to discover he is the first super human/mutant. | My mother always told me we would drift apart someday.
I didn't believe her at first, thought she was just rambling on as usual.
Then at the eve of my 15th birthday, I woke up somewhere else.
It was quite the dramatic experience, to be suddenly jolted by the pouring rain in some dark ally of some foreign city. Pe... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4,590 |
[PM] Writing Res prompts! Short stories/poetry | Write a horror interrupted by a comedy. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4,591 |
[PM] Writing Res prompts! Short stories/poetry | A trip to Wal-Mart goes very, very wrong. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4,592 |
You're a vietnam vet recently released from the military and sent home... | The soft drone of the engine kept me awake. I tried to sleep, but I couldn't, for obvious reasons.
"*Psst.* Hey, Jerry."
I looked behind me to see Tommy. I'd like to say he was a wide-eyed innocent boy, but the war had changed him. War changes everybody, but this one was different. It was so personal. The predicame... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 4,593 |
[OT] I made 29 custom, branded images for general use in the sidebar. Let's have some discussion, suggestions, ideas, etc. | We have a new sidebar picture that will appear soon, but I do thank you for the up and at 'em ethic. In the future, we will likely be collaborating with some drawing subreddits for truly unique sidebar imagery. | 5 | 0 | 15 | 4,594 |
[OT] I made 29 custom, branded images for general use in the sidebar. Let's have some discussion, suggestions, ideas, etc. | Wow, these are pretty cool. I have saved the album in case we get a chance to use them. Thanks for doing this! | 4 | 0 | 15 | 4,595 |
[OT] I made 29 custom, branded images for general use in the sidebar. Let's have some discussion, suggestions, ideas, etc. | Pretty cool, I like the idea.
One little suggestion, make the total images square, and vary the size/placement/font/etc of the text. | 3 | 0 | 15 | 4,596 |
[OT] I made 29 custom, branded images for general use in the sidebar. Let's have some discussion, suggestions, ideas, etc. | I really like the one of the 2 pages coming together, it's almost like a hallway of words leading into darkness. | 6 | 0 | 15 | 4,597 |
[OT] I made 29 custom, branded images for general use in the sidebar. Let's have some discussion, suggestions, ideas, etc. | Can we get some images for flair?
I love to put random shit together, but I don't know how to write well.
Aspiring writer flair? Good writer flair? Bestof writer flair?
Just throwing things out there. | 3 | 0 | 15 | 4,598 |
[OT] I made 29 custom, branded images for general use in the sidebar. Let's have some discussion, suggestions, ideas, etc. | http://i.imgur.com/QrdK8qY.jpg | 2 | 0 | 15 | 4,599 |
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