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[IP] Woman on a suitcase. | This ain't no merry-go-round. Damn hippies. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 6,600 |
[WP] You just finished a 500 page autobiography, write me page 489. | "...at the retirement home. It's such a nice and lovely place actually, people the same age as me bonding together and sharing stories about things like World War 2 and what not.
Though sometimes, when all of them are asleep, I walk toward the balcony in the top floor and just enjoy the breeze. I sometimes see an ai... | 7 | 0 | 14 | 6,601 |
[WP] You just finished a 500 page autobiography, write me page 489. | ... and really, I figured if I was ever going to escape North Korea, I needed to attack Kim Jong-un's pride. So I did what any black man from America would do - challenge Kim's short yellow ass to a game of Make-it, Take-it.
*Dennis, my nigga, you underestimate me. With my jump shot I... how you say... make it rain."... | 5 | 0 | 14 | 6,602 |
[WP] You just finished a 500 page autobiography, write me page 489. | "If you are reading this page you have either read my bitter sweet tale this far or cheated and read the last page first hoping to find how this story ends, to which a time machine would better serve the latter and to the former, a healthy dose of peanut butter should accompany thy palate for you would know I’d have it... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 6,603 |
[WP] Someone finds something interesting while cleaning a bedroom. | The First Lady sighed.
Once again her husband left their bedroom a mess.
*Fuck it, I'll clean up myself.*
Her pleas to clean up after himself once again went unheard. She cleaned their bedroom occasionally so the maids didn't judge them for *complete* slobs.
The First Lady dropped her dust buster. Leaning closer... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6,604 |
[WP] Someone finds something interesting while cleaning a bedroom. | Julie put down her laundry basket as she passed Tommy's room. She noticed a paper sign written in his messy handwriting that said "Keep out or else" with some warning signs and skulls drawn shakily on.
She snorted, but its newness made her wonder what a 7-year old would be up to that would require a warning sign. She... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6,605 |
[WP] Eat a human heart, live a year without aging | Vanessa held up the beating heart and licked her blood-red lips. “Another year.” she cooed. The price she paid was worth it; the moral torment, the gurgling fetus, the horrendous taste, the pain of labor, it was all worth it. She sharpened her canines, took a sip of vodka to dull her senses and bit into the left atrium... | 20 | 0 | 17 | 6,606 |
[WP] Eat a human heart, live a year without aging | "It's that simple?" I'd frowned at him, glancing away at the figure stood across the street from us.
"It's that simple", he replied, following my gaze, nodding in the woman's direction. "She's meant to be turning thirty tomorrow, but she's still got the body of a twenty-eight year old"
I couldn't help but laugh at th... | 9 | 0 | 17 | 6,607 |
[WP] Eat a human heart, live a year without aging | "This is another anti-American affront by Pinhead scientists. There is nothing courageous, nothing inventive, and nothing Godly about the knowledge that cardio-cannibalism prevents the aging process." Three million viewers. One O'Reilly. "Nothing about this idea supports the founding principles of our nation. In fact, ... | 5 | 0 | 17 | 6,608 |
[WP] Eat a human heart, live a year without aging | I opened up the small present to find... a heart? This was supposed to be my 16th birthday, and I didn't remember a dissection lab being scheduled anytime soon, either.
I looked at my parents, confused, and they laughed. "Well, eat up!" Now I seriously think I'm dreaming. How was I supposed to eat *that?* "You expec... | 3 | 0 | 17 | 6,609 |
[WP] Eat a human heart, live a year without aging | A hand plunged into an open chest; lips smacked. Gurgling blood oozed and dying nerves twitched. Faces of photographed relatives peered over the edge of the mantelpiece as blood soaked into the carpet, and scattered entrails lost their elasticity. Two men sat kneeling, each behind a withered body. Sunlight eked into t... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 6,610 |
[WP] You are a Killer Whale at Sea World. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6,611 |
[WP] You are a Killer Whale at Sea World. | I can hear them on the other side. Their taps and knocks move through my tank louder and faster than they think. The small ones don't understand the pain it causes. I fluke down from the surface and swim passed their window in hopes they quit making noise. But after all these years, I know it will continue.
I vaguel... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6,612 |
[WP] You wake up tomorrow and you're five again, but your mind and memories are still the same. | I'm looking up once again,
but still looking down on my past.
Like an actor who knows all the lines,
but knows he's improperly cast.
I want to tell the truth,
and preach to them what is coming,
but that urge is a dangling fruit,
and honestly, I'm not hungry.
I will be warmer this time.
I won't l... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6,613 |
[WP] You wake up tomorrow and you're five again, but your mind and memories are still the same. | I steeled myself for the upcoming conversation, trying to make my voice sound as deep as I could. I had figured out that I could disguise it with a paper towel roll, but the effect was more to obscure my voice than to make it sound more mature, and so I had to work to make it sound like an adult with some kind of speec... | 5 | 0 | 3 | 6,614 |
[WP] You wake up tomorrow and you're five again, but your mind and memories are still the same. | It's hard to look into the future hoping it to be true - even having been there. Memories are my only point of reference. They are the only thing that have persisted and verify to me - me, whatever I am. Humans don't experience this migration of consciousness, or if they do, for those who have, they've never spoken abo... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6,615 |
[WP] You have an encounter with God. Afterwards you are a staunch atheist. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 6,616 |
[WP] You have an encounter with God. Afterwards you are a staunch atheist. | I said,
"I have awaited this day
to swim in the light that you make.
Turn me back into the clay,
and let me return to your Body."
You asked me if I had a name.
I said, "Well, not one that you gave me." ... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 6,617 |
[WP] You have an encounter with God. Afterwards you are a staunch atheist. | ''What's going on? Where am I?''
''You are here in my kingdom. Are you afraid?''
''No... Am I dead?''
''No, you are not dead, merely visiting. I have a message for you to pass on.''
''Why me? I don't understand.''
''You will not question me! You humans are by far my greatest disappointment. Your arrogance and your... | 7 | 0 | 5 | 6,618 |
[WP] You have an encounter with God. Afterwards you are a staunch atheist. | "You are sleeping, but this is not a dream."
"Where am I? Who are you?"
"I am the one you know as God. I'm going to give you an epiphany."
"What's that mean?"
"It's time for you to stop believing in me. Seriously."
"But if you're talking to me, then you're real. Shouldn't I believe in what is real?"
"You should b... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 6,619 |
[WP] You have an encounter with God. Afterwards you are a staunch atheist. | She was my angel, even if I didn’t believe in the existence of such. One didn’t need to believe into mythology in order to use their vernacular, and mythos had such a way with pathos and a heavy history full of nuanced meaning that was difficult to replicate with ordinary words.
Still, my darling, little angel was co... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 6,620 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | Another night, another pizza to deliver. God damn, I hate this job. And I bet I'll hate this old bitch in... hang on, what address was it again? Oh, yeah, Apartment 21, Building 745, Fisher Street. "Marrie-Anne. 1 Large Supreme, and make it quick, I'm soooooo hungry." Fucking bitch, thinks she's better than everyone el... | 10 | 0 | 32 | 6,621 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | My inner goddess is wriggling with pleasure. Well, it's her, or it's the bad indian food I ate yesterday. His crooked finger is snuggled in my magic love hollow and he's making me feel -
"Oh my," I moan, as my inner goddess smiles like a hungry wolf.
"Keep still." He growls. He's standing behind me, one hand on my... | 53 | 0 | 32 | 6,622 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | Rudyard lay upon the blue satin coverings of his bed, gazing longingly at the orbicular amusement beside him.
“My god you look delicious” declared Rudyard his voice strained with anticipation.
Rudyard excitedly regarded again the bountiful tart, taking in moments of the porcelain white skin flowing to a crescendo o... | 13 | 0 | 32 | 6,623 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,624 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,625 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | They waited in Heaven, all 72 of them. They couldn't remember clearly the circumstances of their arrival, either, but I suppose it doesn't matter, for they existed solely for one specific purpose. To be sure, they each possessed past lives, complex histories, and varying degrees of intelligence, but more importantly ea... | 3 | 0 | 32 | 6,626 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 32 | 6,627 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 32 | 6,628 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 32 | 6,629 |
[WP] Write spoof erotica [NSFW?] | She slowly creeps
on padded feet
through a folded landscape
of silken sheets.
She sees it twitch
and makes the softest sound.
Her ears perk up.
Her head goes down.
I moan just once
from sudden shock
of feeling teeth
before six o’clock.
I hiss and whine
and push her away.
She fig... | 3 | 0 | 32 | 6,630 |
[WP] The human embodiment's of the seven deadly sins, who have never met, meet for the first time in a musty lounge on an entirely coincidental basis. Write from one or more of the sins point of views, and what ensues once they realise eachother. | I walked into the lounge, definitely out of place. I'm not sure why I was there. I was in town and wanted a drink, this looked like the best place for it. I couldn't have been more wrong. *I'm too good to even burn this place down. Just a waste of effort,* I thought. If you haven't guessed me already, my name's Pride. ... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 6,631 |
[WP] The human embodiment's of the seven deadly sins, who have never met, meet for the first time in a musty lounge on an entirely coincidental basis. Write from one or more of the sins point of views, and what ensues once they realise eachother. | Seven people populated the dusty bar situated near the lobby of the old hotel, probably more people than had ever shared the room at any one time. As the seven mingled, they found that they were all summoned here by the innkeeper, but they were unaware of the pretenses. Unbeknown to them, the seven people were serving ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 6,632 |
[OT] I have to ask | [The New Years Resolution Writing Challenge](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1u5qwn/modpost_happy_new_years_new_years_resolution/) | 4 | 0 | 4 | 6,633 |
[WP] Numbers 0-9 become self aware, and are refusing to work with one another to form the bigger numbers. What happens? | "Look, I don't know what's happened between you digits, but it's obviously personal. So if you want to continue working in this universe, you'd better straighten yourselves out and act like professionals, or there are plenty of cheap Asian numerals willing to take your place. Got it?" | 8 | 0 | 18 | 6,634 |
[WP] Numbers 0-9 become self aware, and are refusing to work with one another to form the bigger numbers. What happens? | Four startled me while I ate lunch in our dingy cafeteria.
*Hey Addi! How are you doing? Got a second?*
I never heard any of the numbers call me by my full name, Addition. But I guess things had been different this week since the numbers strike began. Usually they never showed much interest in me, unless they need... | 8 | 0 | 18 | 6,635 |
[WP] Numbers 0-9 become self aware, and are refusing to work with one another to form the bigger numbers. What happens? | Luke stared in horror at his algebra textbook. *What just happened?*
The numbers were dancing on the page. Every equation was breaking apart and flooding into the white space. Every digit in every word problem hopped up and joined the crowd, leaving the text behind, looking like Swiss cheese.
Slowly, the mess of... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 6,636 |
[WP] Numbers 0-9 become self aware, and are refusing to work with one another to form the bigger numbers. What happens? | *"Of course. Trust Zero not to show up. He's probably tanning to make himself look bigger and better than ever. Lazy bastard."*
It had been a bad week for One. This bloke called Grandi had come along and screwed about with One. Taking One, getting rid of One, over and over again. And then the bigshot mathematician had... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 6,637 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | "God?" I managed to squeeze out between raggedy breaths.
I had never been very religious but in my delirium, that was my first thought. I remember the sky and the taste of blood before my eyes opened to pure brightness. I couldn't make out any detail but the light seemed to emanate from a winged, human-like figure. W... | 662 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,638 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | "Pizza? I didn't think there'd be pizza in heaven," Jim said.
"Why not? Pizza is the shit," the angel said.
"And cursing. And beer? Is that beer?"
In fact, the table was laid out with all the things Jim loved. Chicken wings, malt whiskey, chilly fries, club sandwiches, those little wieners wrapped in bacon. Ov... | 4,181 | 4 | 2,285 | 6,639 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,640 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | It was pitch black when I woke up. There was something off, the smoke was still in the room, and the smell of ash was still wafting through the room, but the flames were gone and the heat had left. A door slowly opened and a blinding light flooded the room. I started to walk. It was then that I noticed that a weight ha... | 44 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,641 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | Oh fuck me, I was wrong. There's an afterlife after all. I opened my eyes the moment after I pulled the trigger of the gun pointed at my temple. I knew something was wrong the moment I realized I wasn't in any pain and I wasn't stoned either. I prepared myself for the fire and brimstone that surely awaited a sinner lik... | 70 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,642 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | God was white. Thank you, Jesus. I don’t know what I would have done if I’d gone my whole life spreading the good Lord’s word just to get up to Heaven and find out that the godless liberals were right about him being some brown-skinned Arab.
They didn’t let me in to see Him right away, mind you. I mean, you wouldn’t b... | 165 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,643 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | I died a couple of years ago now. It's hard to imagine how I thought heaven would be, pearly white gates and golden streets. Oh well. My onwards fear when I died was that I'd be alone. It was terrifying watching all your family loose faith and think that when we're all dead, we couldn't be together. Getting to heaven w... | 15 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,644 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | As I sleep on the cool grass on a beautiful spring day, a brisk wind awakes me from a pleasant slumber. It's a perfect day. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining and not a cloud is in the sky. I get up and stretch, only to see a door about a hundred metres away. "Strange," I thought, "what use is a door not connec... | 8 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,645 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,646 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,647 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,648 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,649 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,650 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,651 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,652 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,653 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,654 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,655 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,656 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,657 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,658 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,659 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,660 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,661 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,662 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,663 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,664 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,665 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,666 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,667 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,668 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,669 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,670 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | First, there was the sound. A deafening crack of gunpowder meeting spark, a faint smell of sulfur and seared flesh, then nothing. A cold and expanding silence that overwhelmed the senses settled in, every fiber of my being reached out for something, anything. It begged for a noise, a smell, a taste, a light. There was ... | 9 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,671 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | Commenting so I can read later! | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,672 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | Ever hear of the movie called "antichrist"? The original ending was supposed to tell us that it was the devil who created planet earth and not God. | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,673 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | Woah | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,674 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | Only $3.99!! You have a sale sir. Thanks. | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,675 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | Falling Up-
Jim blinked. Someones perfect bare leg was lying on his forehead. He was at the moment intertwined with 4 lovely young ladies he had met at the Rec Center. They had begun playing a first person shooter and ended the night with a raucous orgy. He had been in Heaven for 100 years now and it had taken him 14 ... | 3 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,676 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | Her soul was neither male nor female. She had been reborn so many times she had lost track. The convictions of man never aligned with her urges, and restricted her most intimate moments to alleyways and bathroom stalls. She could remember the very first time she pushed her way through the wooden chapel doors, and saw a... | 3 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,677 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | This is a good prompt. I'm very late, though. | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,678 |
[WP] A Man gets to paradise. Unfortunately, Lucifer won the War in Heaven ages ago. What is the man's experience like? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2,285 | 6,679 |
[WP] Unbeknownst to humans, cats are secretly ruling the world. Mr. Tinkles, the democratically elected leader of North and South America, was just found on conference call with the other kitty leaders of the globe by his human. What happens? | "Chelly, Chelly you have to listen to me," Mark cried over the phone. "He-he was *talking*. Talking to someone else. Someone like another one of them. Another fucking CAT. Where am I? I'm in the bathroom with the fucking door locked. No, you don't understand. They were talking about killing us. ALL of us. *Ge... | 17 | 0 | 13 | 6,680 |
[WP] Unbeknownst to humans, cats are secretly ruling the world. Mr. Tinkles, the democratically elected leader of North and South America, was just found on conference call with the other kitty leaders of the globe by his human. What happens? | "...Me-ooww?" | 1 | 0 | 13 | 6,681 |
[WP] Unbeknownst to humans, cats are secretly ruling the world. Mr. Tinkles, the democratically elected leader of North and South America, was just found on conference call with the other kitty leaders of the globe by his human. What happens? | “Mr. Tinkles?” Roger asked his cat, a brown and grey tabby.
“Mrow,” said Mr. Tinkles and shut off the screen with a quick tap of his paw. It retracted back into the wall, but it had been enough. He would have to kill this one now. It was a shame too. Roger had always been such a gentle and kind pet. But, after al... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 6,682 |
[PM] Going to be a slow day at work today and I need to improve my dialogue writing skills. | Post-War: 2 children are talking about their different experiences | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6,683 |
[PM] Going to be a slow day at work today and I need to improve my dialogue writing skills. | A duck and a chicken walk into a bar.... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6,684 |
[PM] Going to be a slow day at work today and I need to improve my dialogue writing skills. | 2 friends are having a heated argument about someone's wife. | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6,685 |
[PM] Going to be a slow day at work today and I need to improve my dialogue writing skills. | A guy telling his long term girlfriend he's gay. Lots of emotion. | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6,686 |
[PM] Going to be a slow day at work today and I need to improve my dialogue writing skills. | A conversation among three siblings at the wake for their recently deceased aunt or uncle. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6,687 |
[PM] Going to be a slow day at work today and I need to improve my dialogue writing skills. | Someone is duct taped to the ceiling and is discovered by a friend. What happened? | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6,688 |
[PM] Going to be a slow day at work today and I need to improve my dialogue writing skills. | Best friends having to say goodbye forever. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6,689 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | We had it coming, really.
After we branched out to Sector 3H63G, we knew exactly what we were getting into. A perfectly clean, peaceful, and shared galaxy, occupied by a very kind and serene species. Though, I suppose this execution was still considered righteous for them.
We had destroyed their planet, after all. A... | 20 | 0 | 42 | 6,690 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | "Damn, why do we have to ascend to a higher plane today, Mom?" said Chucky. He had already managed to rip his brand new Velcra Kids Jumpsuit and there was a smear of jelly running down his face. On his head somewhat incongrously sat a black pirate hat, half hiding his shiny 8 year old face. "I want to go play outside"... | 3 | 0 | 42 | 6,691 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | The Creepers, They'd called us. Squirming and crawling off our home world to contaminate the rest of the galaxy. Virulent. Pathogenic. And with a reproduction rate that blew Their minds. We did not cohabitate well and had been labeled a parasitic outbreak in the Milky Way. The speed with which we had destroyed and cons... | 14 | 0 | 42 | 6,692 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 42 | 6,693 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | "You would have thought this line would move slower, man these guys are efficient" | 3 | 0 | 42 | 6,694 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 42 | 6,695 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | And then there was one.
By chance, that one happened to be me, an Elder in the Church of Man, one of those responsible. I can't say that I object to this chance happening, it even seems fitting. I guess I should be happy I got to see it end. Still, even after everything I've done, I can't deny my basic instinct for se... | 6 | 0 | 42 | 6,696 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | "It was our own hubris that did it, really. I guess if we could try again we'd do it differently. We'd make fewer assumptions. Not trust baseless extrapolations by supposed experts. Maybe be a little kinder to each other. Who knows, humanity had it good for a good while. Maybe we weren't supposed to get any further."
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[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | [Wasn't feeling this in first person, but decided to write it anyway since I liked the prompt]
"Prisoner 778125-Sigma-8, you stand before this tribunal today accused of crimes against galactic civilization, murder, four counts of xenocide, 70 counts of attempted xenocide, planetary dehabitation, planetary destruction,... | 2 | 0 | 42 | 6,698 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | Dictation start:
When the ship brought me out of longsleep, I figured we'd settled into a nice orbit around the 2nd planet of the Graff system. Imagine my surprise when the ship informed me that we were sitting idle in deep interstellar space.
Status was green across the board. No damage, no power drain, we weren't c... | 1 | 0 | 42 | 6,699 |
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