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[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | "Hahahahaha!" Leone's laughs echoed through the chamber. The council stared in amazement, unable to comprehend what was transpiring.
It was so funny! The mere idea of himself being the last human. Good thing he never left home, saw the universe. He was used to death, to starvation, to primal behaviors of men. Why e... | 1 | 0 | 42 | 6,700 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 42 | 6,701 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 42 | 6,702 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | "Fuuuuck, this *has* to be a dream."
Billy woke up and was pleasently suprised to see he still lived on earth, and the human race had not yet spread to other galaxies. | 1 | 0 | 42 | 6,703 |
[WP] 10000 years into the future, humans have spread themselves all over the galaxy. Due to some events, all of humanity has been sentenced to death. You are the last person waiting to be executed. What are your final thoughts? | "Any last words Mr.Walsh?"
I was on a spaceship orbiting the Nawons home-planet Garxfeller. I've been hiding for all my life, hopping from one planet to the other hiding underground, in caverns in the deserts of "The Wasteland" of Darkstar thousands of light-years away. Still, they hunted me down for ll this time. I t... | 2 | 0 | 42 | 6,704 |
[WP] What's going on next door? | No-one wants to go near that house. They say the old lady shut herself into her bedroom after her husband died and the letter about her son came. She jus' get daily deliveries of food off some lady who's her brother's cousin's wife or something. Ain't none of our business, but no-one wants to go near that house.
Me ... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 6,705 |
[WP] What's going on next door? | They're having a party. A great big to do. It will be the event of the year it was rumored. It certainly will be now. All the top officers and officials will be there, along with the head collaborators. All gathered together to celebrate the rape and destruction of my homeland. Champagne has been shipped in by the case... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6,706 |
[WP] What's going on next door? | The neighbors were getting annoyed with the sound.
Not that it's anything different than usual.
The windows glowing,
The music blasting,
The noise is growing,
As were the headaches.
And all of a sudden,
The clatter arose
When the neighbors all heard
The scream of a girl.
A gunshot echoed.
The police were cal... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6,707 |
[WP] What's going on next door? | He has her back over there again....the wife is off at work and he brings her over. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
It's not just sex he's after she cooks, cleans, basically does everything the wife is too busy to do. But I can't say it's all his fault, though. I don't APPROVE of adultery, but...well...if you ... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6,708 |
[WP] A day in the life of Mars One. | Day 144:
'Grits and egg paste again for breakfast?' Sighed Izzy Hector, communications technician first shift.
'What do you expect,' Lucy asked quizzically, 'large golden waffles topped with cream and jelly with a side of crispy bacon and hash browns?'
Izzy smiled. It was a funny thing, their friendship. As the onl... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6,709 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 49 | 6,710 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | Eventually
The cycle of hours becomes a beat
Strong, steady,
With the push and pull of surf.
I could watch kingdoms rise and fall
From my barred window.
They took care, you know,
To keep me 'secure'
At first.
But when the stars started going out -
Well. Priorities.
It is beautifully satisfying
To watch ... | 96 | 0 | 49 | 6,711 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 49 | 6,712 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | “The bailiff will now take you into custody.”
There’s a first time for everything, and those words were mine. Life in prison. The prospect of being behind bars for the remainder of my existence filled me with dread. I’d heard talk of the correctional system from convicted con-men and drug smugglers; they were all g... | 43 | 0 | 49 | 6,713 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | I raised an eyebrow as the officer shut the door to my cell. You would have thought that society wouldn't sentence an immortal child god in prison for life, but that wasn't the case. Of course the only reason it was the case is because I made it so. Eternal imprisonment, something that you needed to experience to under... | 12 | 0 | 49 | 6,714 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 49 | 6,715 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | So annoying. I'm really getting tired of humanity in general. Its always the same thing, a do-gooder with too much time on their hands comes up with a law, it gets passed somehow into the books. Then I come along and being a free spirit with not much else to do, I eventually run afoul of these stringent rules and get t... | 13 | 0 | 49 | 6,716 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | The gavel came down with an underwhelming click against the edge of the sounding block.
"Shit..."
His lawyer came around, went in for a handshake, thought better of it, and then awkwardly patted him once on the shoulder. "We tried."
"We lost... *You* lost!" He was livid. "You said that insanity defense was a sure th... | 8 | 0 | 49 | 6,717 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | I never know what day it is, what month, what year, what century, and the guards know I don’t really care. Knowing the season is nice, whether I should wear a coat or boots for my daily jog or if the state supplied denim is adequate.
Prison isn’t so bad, all things considered. The guards pretty much leave me alone. Th... | 5 | 0 | 49 | 6,718 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | “GET OFF!” the woman spat at the guards as they threw her into the dark room. One stood in the door as the others returned to the lower levels of the old factory. “Bloody animals,” it took her a few moments to adjust to the darkness.
A man in a tailor suit leaned in the corner, a smirk across his entire stupid face. H... | 4 | 0 | 49 | 6,719 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | "Mister Selly, will you please stand."
The judge at the Little Rock supreme court was glaring at me over her glasses. Meanwhile I was just about to finish solving a 6x6x4 Rubiks cube in under 10 seconds...the cute paralegal sitting behind me was helping me scramble them and handing to me from under my chair. No one ... | 2 | 0 | 49 | 6,720 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 49 | 6,721 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | After a while they started to notice. It had been nearly two decades since I was wrongly accused of murdering the President. Hah, I was the scape goat, anyway...
The guard, Jeff, who was assigned to my block started to notice that while his face started to show signs of age, mine did not. So they began: The rumors, wh... | 1 | 0 | 49 | 6,722 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | He marched across the cell, measuring yet again. The thick iron links rattled once before stretching tight. The weight was tremendous, but he lifted it cold resolve and sheer stubborness. He strained against the chains, planted his right foot and pushed. The veins in his arms sprang out like conduit. The muscle flexed ... | 1 | 0 | 49 | 6,723 |
[WP] An immortal man is sentenced to life in prison. | The judge had the most *serious* look on his face when he said it - it was almost comical.
In fact, I let myself laugh. "I-I'm sorry, could you repeat that?" I challenged, barely containing my laughter.
The judge frowned. "For your crimes of murder and treason, you are sentenced to life in prison. No parole, no forgi... | 1 | 0 | 49 | 6,724 |
[WP] A man has had perfect memory all his life, for the first time ever he forgets something, from then his memory gets worse. | Trevor was on his way to the mall, pondering over old times. He never really took this route, but it took him past the little park where he used to play in as a small child. He was thinking back to a particularly sunny Wednesday-afternoon, July 9th, 1986. He was playing hide and seek with Rosetta, his neighbour. Rosett... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 6,725 |
[WP] Waking up in a hospital bed to find your leg amputated. | I had that dream again.
I'm in my favourite coffee shop. The one Moll and I met at. She made fun of my obnoxious drink order and through the bickering and the snark I managed to grab her number. We went to that coffee shop almost every week after that.
I was waiting for her in the corner, sunken into an saggy shape... | 6 | 0 | 9 | 6,726 |
[WP] Waking up in a hospital bed to find your leg amputated. | I awoke from sleep slower than usual, groggy and somewhat dazed as if suffering from the flu. I cleared my throat as I opened my eyes, confirming what I'd already thought. I did not lay in my own bed, nor anywhere else I'd like to. While the bed on which I found myself could have come from a hospital, the room in wh... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6,727 |
[WP] Waking up in a hospital bed to find your leg amputated. | It felt like I was swimming back to the world. Everything was blurry. Every thing was bright. Everything smelled like disinfectant.
"What?" I moaned.
"Easy buddy. You're in a hospital. You had a pretty bad accident. Just give the morphine time to clear your system. I'll be here when you're clear headed enough to talk... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 6,728 |
[PM] I've been busy and writer's blocked. Hit me with your best shot. | A red flag falls from the sky into a sea of golden wheat. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 6,729 |
[PM] I've been busy and writer's blocked. Hit me with your best shot. | A psychopath only saves 13% on Geico. He is furious. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 6,730 |
[PM] I've been busy and writer's blocked. Hit me with your best shot. | After having watched human television and human commercials for the last 50 years, a small ship of entrepreneurial aliens come to earth with a cargo hold full of gold to trade and a shopping list for things they've seen commercials for.
The list is completely innocuous. Mostly junk food and entertainment products, stu... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 6,731 |
[PM] I've been busy and writer's blocked. Hit me with your best shot. | You are working in a field harvesting for Mexico's biggest cartel when the DEA swoops in, guns blazing. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6,732 |
[PM] I've been busy and writer's blocked. Hit me with your best shot. | A man with boxing gloves on walks up to you and says "gimme your best shot!" | 2 | 0 | 9 | 6,733 |
[PM] I've been busy and writer's blocked. Hit me with your best shot. | The Soviet Union never fell. Tell how a Soviet peasant sees the world. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6,734 |
[PM] I've been busy and writer's blocked. Hit me with your best shot. | You come home to find Bigfoot honeymooning with his Yeti bride in your cabin in the mountains. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 6,735 |
[FF] You have developed a way to keep the person you love the most from dying. To your dismay, they do not want to live forever. Write your argument in 500 words or less. | "But think of it, Suzy! Eternity. Together."
"I know, Tom, but... don't you think it's a little sudden? I mean... we've only been dating less than a year."
"Freedom from want. Freedom from fear. Freedom from Death! Don't you see, I've done it."
"And don't you think it's a little, well, monstrous? To defy death?"
"Y... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6,736 |
[FF] You have developed a way to keep the person you love the most from dying. To your dismay, they do not want to live forever. Write your argument in 500 words or less. | Use your brain, woman! Life is existence. Once you stop existing, you aren't. There's nothing. This isn't one of those trick hypotheticals where living forever means you have to watch all your loved ones crumble away. They'll live too. And you'll have a good quality of life. It's a simple question and the answer is yes... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6,737 |
[FF] You have developed a way to keep the person you love the most from dying. To your dismay, they do not want to live forever. Write your argument in 500 words or less. | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 9 | 6,738 |
[FF] You have developed a way to keep the person you love the most from dying. To your dismay, they do not want to live forever. Write your argument in 500 words or less. | "I need you."
"No you don't, you're sorry, and you think this would make you feel better. There's a difference."
"No, I really need you... I guess I didn't know that until I thought you were gone."
"Please, just let me go."
"I don't want to."
"There you have it, you don't want to. It's not about needing at all, it... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6,739 |
[FF] You have developed a way to keep the person you love the most from dying. To your dismay, they do not want to live forever. Write your argument in 500 words or less. | Okay. You don't have to live forever. Just one second longer than me. | 8 | 0 | 9 | 6,740 |
[FF] You have developed a way to keep the person you love the most from dying. To your dismay, they do not want to live forever. Write your argument in 500 words or less. | I won't ask you to live for me. You won't owe me a debt. Hell, you don't have to talk to me if you don't want to, but honor this. In this moment in time, I have decided that your life is worth preserving. You don't have to agree. Why should you? It is my choice. I'm not going to tell you that you alone deserve it; that... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6,741 |
[FF] You have developed a way to keep the person you love the most from dying. To your dismay, they do not want to live forever. Write your argument in 500 words or less. | Take the cure now, and I will give you a blowjob every single morning that we wake up together. | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6,742 |
[IP] A boy's wish | It was the end of the world, long expected and surprising; no one dreamed it would go down quite like this.
They came from the sky on what people swore were clouds of smoke, tall as trees, with long, thin fingers, their eyes bright like stars.
They demanded humanity either relocate or die. Poor humans, didn't had t... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6,743 |
[WP] A squadron of futuristic soldiers discovers the physical entrance to Hell on Earth. They fight their way deep inside. | We sat on the rocks outside the entrance to the cave and looked into the abyss below the inscription, "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here."
The day before, our small, elite unit sat in the bunker nestled in the hills of what used to be called Afghanistan. The eggheads explained to us the nature of our mission: a res... | 21 | 0 | 26 | 6,744 |
[WP] A squadron of futuristic soldiers discovers the physical entrance to Hell on Earth. They fight their way deep inside. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 26 | 6,745 |
[WP] A squadron of futuristic soldiers discovers the physical entrance to Hell on Earth. They fight their way deep inside. | Looking back it was all a blur. The sound of gunfire and the ping of shrapnel as it ricocheted off of armor, the screams of my brothers as we were cut down one by one. I guess it must have entered my head that the things we were fighting weren't wearing uniforms or toting machine guns, that they were towering over us w... | 4 | 0 | 26 | 6,746 |
[WP] A squadron of futuristic soldiers discovers the physical entrance to Hell on Earth. They fight their way deep inside. | We'd been fighting for days to get past the bastards. They were under-armed, under-equipped, and under-trained but they made up for it through sheer will. As the enemies dwindled, we could see the remaining few behind the rock entrance above us through our command visors.
"There's no way they're going to continue to ... | 2 | 0 | 26 | 6,747 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | "Have you heard about Chucky?" he said.
The conversation topic had somehow changed to humans. Humanity had been extinct for 50 years now, after their mass execution was approved by the galactic government. After their arrival, the energy consumption of the galaxy had increased a hundred fold. The debate for their exis... | 27 | 0 | 214 | 6,748 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | Chicky, Clucky, Beak, Henny, and Ralph were sitting around the bonfire sharing scary stories. It was Ralph's turn.
"There once was a family, who lived happily on their farm. They lived out their days in peace and tranquility, eating their delicious corn and grain. One day a large featherless beast came and captured the... | 11 | 0 | 214 | 6,749 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | "They say they were ground-bound." Elpha whispered, the fire sending long streaks of orange light across her face and into the shock of brown feathers that started at her eyebrows and rocketed back over her narrow skull.
"How? Didn't they have wings?" Inya, the youngest of the four asked. She sat huddled against the... | 141 | 0 | 214 | 6,750 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | Zorban poked the campfire with a stick, then turned his head and backed into his camping chair. He let out an audible sigh and said, “this is the life, isn’t it boys?”
All the Bunian Blodsky Scouts nodded in approval, a few seemed rather uneasy, or rather, eager for some sort of form of excitement. They were impatie... | 135 | 0 | 214 | 6,751 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | “It’s pronounced Emotion.” Kyubey thought, stressing each syllable as clearly as possible. Its eyes unmoving in the shadows behind the drawn curtains, the not-so-bright oval on its back fading from a lack of energy.
“Eee-Mo-Shun... I’m still quite confused. Can you explain it more clearly?” Incue thought back, unabl... | 10 | 0 | 214 | 6,752 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | Reminds me of this.
Seriously, it's awesome.
http://pastebin.com/aJQfubrK | 6 | 0 | 214 | 6,753 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | Human stories... classic. There was a tumblr about these once
welp looks like someone screen grabbed it http://imgur.com/hINj1xf
if I can find the story I wrote back then. I'll share it. I'm still thinking about making a subreddit for it but I can't figure out if it'll last more than a month. | 17 | 0 | 214 | 6,754 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | I realise this a very long read, but OP, you have to read some of these!
http://imgur.com/a/S3npE | 5 | 0 | 214 | 6,755 |
[WP] Nonhuman youths swap stories about humans around a campfire equivalent. The stories are true, if wildly misinterpreted. | They're slow, humans. That's what makes them so terrifying. The first time you see them, they're coming at you and you're thinking their's nothing to worry about. You're thinking that there is no way this thing can catch you. And even if it does...it's not that big.
And then that long, pointy twig/branch thing comes o... | 4 | 0 | 214 | 6,756 |
[EU] Randall Flagg In Various Universes {x-post with r/whowouldwin} | Tried my hand at Scenario #3, not super-pleased with it, but that likely comes from it not having much humor despite being in the universe of Community (humor is not one of my stronger suits), but given I took the time to write it, here it is:
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"Nobody that well rounded comes to Greendale. It's just like Mr. Tasn... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 6,757 |
[EU] Randall Flagg In Various Universes {x-post with r/whowouldwin} | Did another of the scenarios presented here, given that I wasn't a big fan of the Community one I did. So here's Scenario 9--Randall Flagg in the world of Frozen.
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Randall Flagg looked down upon Arendelle, domain of the Snow Queen, from his perch on the mountain and smirked. Bringing his unique brand of destruct... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6,758 |
[EU] Randall Flagg In Various Universes {x-post with r/whowouldwin} | The man in black fled across the desert Abed followed.
Abed long ago realised that he had lost control of the Dreamatorium. Now all he could do was follow the footsteps and hope they led to answers, His narrative instinct told him it must. Taking off his shirt and tying it around his head to shield him from the furio... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 6,759 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 119 | 6,760 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | Not got time to write this but...
It's a war against the Silence. | 8 | 0 | 119 | 6,761 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | My fellow Americans. As you all have recently been made aware, the NSA along with other allies in the world have been gathering intelligence on all of our citizens. I am here today to explain to you, contrary to the advise from several trusted advisors, why we have been performing this intrusion of privacy. We have ... | 3 | 0 | 119 | 6,762 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | “Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.”
*Applause*
“Thank you… Thank you. My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about about the NSA, the National Security Administration -- why it matters, and where we go from here.
Over the past year, what began as a series of minor leaks against... | 56 | 0 | 119 | 6,763 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | I've never done this before and it's probably the shittiest thing I've ever written but here we go:
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A family sits on their couch watching fox news. The dog rests in his bed, a solemn crucifix hangs above the television, and the fireplace roars. They sit together as one - bound by blood, bonds, strong traditiona... | 23 | 0 | 119 | 6,764 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | Thought this was news, got excited. :( | 2 | 0 | 119 | 6,765 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | My fellow Americans, I have been given a speech to read to you talking about how terrorism is a threat to America as we know it. But that would be a lie. I will likely be killed for telling you the truth.
I have been running this program under the disguise of counterterrorism just as President Bush before me, but I ma... | 1 | 0 | 119 | 6,766 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 119 | 6,767 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | Good evening my fellow Americans. In the past months, recent leaks by a man that was contracted by the National Security Agency has revealed to the public several programs that center around data gathering by the United States. This includes phone records and email activity. It has sparked a debate in this country... | 4 | 0 | 119 | 6,768 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | My fellow Americans,
In the last six months, there have been revelations as to the nature of the National Security Agency's capabilities, powers, limitations and oversight. These revelations were brought to our allies, our enemies, and you, the American People's attention in a manner that circumvented the normal, off... | 5 | 0 | 119 | 6,769 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | The president lowers his head for a moment and says, "God bless the United States of America." His image disappears into a calm blue screen as General Clapper presses a button on his remote. He adjusts his glasses and says, "Well, that's the cover story. There are no North Korean elite hacker teams. They can barely ke... | 1 | 0 | 119 | 6,770 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | Thanks Obama | 1 | 0 | 119 | 6,771 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | The President of the United States gave his speech in front of the multiple cameras strewn around the room. His voice held no tension, his manner relaxed, and even willing enough to drop a few jokes here and there. Everything seemed fine.
Except to Kevin, head of the Presidential Security. He knew a lot of things abou... | 1 | 0 | 119 | 6,772 |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | Gave it my own shot.
“Good evening, my fellow Americans.”
“Over the last few months, you may have seen reports regarding domestic spying conducted by our National Security Agency — reports leaked largely by a former defense contractor named Edward Snowden. Due to his work, you, the American public, have no doubt bec... | 1 | 0 | 119 | 6,773 |
[WP] Write me a satire | She walked into class fifteen minutes late holding a grande vanilla latte in one perfectly manicured hand. In the back row, two girls who were not like other girls looked at each other and lifted eyebrows in unison, a trick they had been practising for the better part of that morning, but had only now managed to pull o... | 8 | 0 | 7 | 6,774 |
[WP] Write me a satire | Charity was a pig, an enormous, rotund, greedy, slothenly pig.
Charity’s swollen body was attended by hundreds of mice running back and forth along it’s grotesque frame. Below Charity thousands of ants swarmed carrying her aloft upon their tiny bodies, moving it’s bulk forward upon their backs in a slow sluggish gate.... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 6,775 |
[OT] Tips for writing a killer essay | Whenever i've had to write an essay in the past, i always imagine Discovery Channel-style narration reading it. If it sounds like it could be on the Discovery Channel then i keep it. I also will type out the essay start to finish without planning it, then i keep editing it until the above criteria is met. That may not ... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 6,776 |
[OT] Tips for writing a killer essay | Some advice from when I used to train new debaters, while not technically an essay, a good speech follows a lot of the same formatting. I'll add examples of each part in relation to elephants.
You're going to want an intro, it should be concise and pull me in, make me want to know what you have to say, and it should o... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 6,777 |
[OT] Tips for writing a killer essay | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 6,778 |
[OT] Tips for writing a killer essay | First and foremost, write about something you like if you can. Something you're interested will always lead to better results. If you want to write the introductory paragraph first, so be it but remember that if you don't like it by the end of the essay, change it! Revision is your greatest ally! Write to get it out of... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 6,779 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | You're the most beautiful, creative, and intelligent person it has ever been my pleasure to briefly interact with. | 3 | 0 | 32 | 6,780 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Maybe I like your hair. Perhaps it's your smile. It could be your eyes, but I think it's because your penis is showing. | 65 | 0 | 32 | 6,781 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | [deleted] | 10 | 0 | 32 | 6,782 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | I never stood a chance. Sheer iridescence. Eyesore; The cure. Nothing can be said to do you justice. I'll end it with just this...Wow. | 3 | 0 | 32 | 6,783 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Oh, if you insist. | 3 | 0 | 32 | 6,784 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Your face is awesome. | 2 | 0 | 32 | 6,785 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | During your most embarrassing, most downtrodden moment of low self esteem, someone out there is getting off to the highest idea of you. | 38 | 0 | 32 | 6,786 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | To fall asleep I imagine you're the big spoon. | 6 | 0 | 32 | 6,787 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Your zipper's down. | 2 | 0 | 32 | 6,788 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | You would make all the good love stories jealous. | 2 | 0 | 32 | 6,789 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,790 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | My hand brushes against your nipple as I blow in your ear. I slowly rub your inner thigh as you gently flinch. | 12 | 0 | 32 | 6,791 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Trying to make you blush is making me blush now. A silly idea trips my mind: circumstantial romance. So meta it might work. Message me. | 6 | 0 | 32 | 6,792 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Ay bby U Want Sum Fuk? | 24 | 0 | 32 | 6,793 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | I like your smell. | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,794 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | I want to be inside you. | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,795 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Remember that time you farted in front of those girls and tried to pretend it wasn't you? | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,796 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | Anonymity behind a screen that hides your physique, and though you seek a blush, I'm out to turn your whole body scarlet. | 3 | 0 | 32 | 6,797 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | I doned a rundy one. | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,798 |
[WP] Make me blush 25 words or less. | When your lover thinks of you, a thousand toilets grin like toilets generally don't. | 1 | 0 | 32 | 6,799 |
Subsets and Splits
Top Gilded Writing Prompts
Retrieves potentially popular or noteworthy posts from the training dataset, but only provides basic filtering without deeper analytical insights into the data patterns.
SQL Console for euclaise/WritingPromptsX
Provides a limited set of records with high post scores, offering basic filtering but minimal insight into data patterns.