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[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts. | Knowing this was his biggest obstacle left to clear, he knocked on the large front door, making sure to stay clear of the glass. He wanted as much time to mentally prepare as possible.
"Hello, Dr. Singh," he said as her father swung the heavy door open.
"Hello, Brian. So good to see you. Alana had mentioned you wanted... | 14 | 0 | 101 | 9,900 |
[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts. | He told me why. I don't like it. I told him it was a bad reason, I told him he didn't get that we loved each other and will always love eachother.
Her daddy told me again. He said that we were not allowed to get married. His eyes got wet. I yelled at him to tell me why. I'm sorry I yelled. I yelled that we had b... | 3 | 0 | 101 | 9,901 |
[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts. | I pulled the blue velvet-covered box out of my pocket and showed it to him. His eyes took it in while he took a longer than usual drag on his cigarette, then he closed them and leaned back against the garage, exhaling a long smokey breath out his nose.
"Why, David?" he said anxiously. "Why are you doing this to your... | 2 | 0 | 101 | 9,902 |
[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts. | We had been together since 2nd grade. Mrs. Murdoch had sat us next to each other and we had been inseparable ever since. It was 2 months into the school year and it was my first day. I had just moved to the city. Mrs Murdoch pointed at her brown curls and said, "have a seat next to Melissa."
She would help me figure ... | 1 | 0 | 101 | 9,903 |
[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts. | *I've got this.*
Claire and I've been dating since before we even knew what dating meant. There's no way her dad'll say no. He practically adopted me. We're as close as I am to my real dad. We're family.
I walk up to the front door. Not wearing anything too fancy, of course. It's not technically winter, but Fall's ... | 3 | 0 | 101 | 9,904 |
[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts. | Chris walked up to the door of Amanda's house anxiously with his eyes set on the door. He knew Amanda wouldn't be at her parents' house today because she had went shopping with her friend Cara earlier that day and was probably headed home now.
"Jesus," Chris thought to himself. "I still have no idea what to say..."
... | 1 | 0 | 101 | 9,905 |
[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 101 | 9,906 |
[WP] The day started off normally enough, but then you notice that another dimension is increasingly bleeding into this reality | The sky had been red this morning and I'd admired it from my bedroom, I'd thought it was beautiful, natural... This is not natural. The red in the sky never left, all morning, all afternoon. Now as the sun sets I'd assumed that the red would fade into the usual purple of night, still the red remains. This is not natura... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9,907 |
[WP] The day started off normally enough, but then you notice that another dimension is increasingly bleeding into this reality | A flash of gleaming metal pulls me from my stupor as I walk to the bus stop. Nothing in Pittsburgh gleams. Urban decay isn’t a euphemism here. The city rots as I watch. What shines like that? It doesn’t matter. Distractions waste time, and time is the only currency graduate students have. There’s only twenty-four hours... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9,908 |
[WP] The day started off normally enough, but then you notice that another dimension is increasingly bleeding into this reality | Thomas wrapped himself up tighter in the scraps of rags he had collected over the last few months. Tonight was going to be colder than the last, especially as efforts to find some decent food hadn't panned out to well. Of course maybe that didn't matter right now as he was so goddamn tired and it was so nice to lie d... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9,909 |
[WP] The day started off normally enough, but then you notice that another dimension is increasingly bleeding into this reality | I awoke as if someone restarted my heart. I couldn't remember what I was dreaming of but I knew one thing. A phrase that made no sense to me but it stayed on my mind for the rest of the day. **Get out**. This thought was everywhere I looked. At first, I didn't really notice it. I went about my day as usual. Getting rea... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9,910 |
[CW] Construct a story, using only lyrics from pop songs. | Do you realize - that you have the most beautiful face?
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again
In the morning sun, I couldn't tell you
I couldn't tell you so many things
About how much I really love you
About how much you re... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,911 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | I smiled brightly at the wondrous sunshine's glowing warmly through the window, reflecting back upon my active years. Skydiving, snorkeling, exploring foreign counties… and meeting foreign women. I’ve done a lot of things in this lifetime. I don’t regret anything.
Darkness, as the elderly nurse closes the midnight sha... | 9 | 0 | 9 | 9,912 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | It's hard for people to understand what it's like. Having the thoughts in your head screaming at you. All the vulgar things normal people can just blank out. I can't. They tell me how disgusting I am, stupid, worthless, monstrous. I find the more I think about death the less my nightmares find me. It doesn't always wor... | 5 | 0 | 9 | 9,913 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | To my dearest: This is not your fault. This is the only way out of the darkness that I can find. This is no failing of yours. I know in my very soul that you have done your very best to shore up my failing will, but on this day, I release you of that. I go now to a better place. I know not where, but for the first time... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9,914 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | The wind around me seemed to push me closer further off the ledge.
*Fuck that wind,* I thought. It didn't give a shit about me either. I could hear the laughing in the clouds above me as well. How many times did they see us kill ourselves everyday? And to take the liberty of laughing! How idiotic. To be above us, f... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9,915 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 9 | 9,916 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | Ten Minutes. I figure that’s about how long this should take. A splash, then my feet hitting the water, then my lungs filling with air and bracing. Counting.
One thousand one. One thousand two. My last conversation with myself, and I am using it counting. Huh, my last ever. I hadn’t really thought about it this way. W... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9,917 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | It's weird. So many times I've thought to myself, *this* is the time you finally do it. So many different plans, so many methods. And yet, I *know* I'm doing it. Right now. And it doesn't feel any different. It feels....surreal? The same as all those times before? No, it's going to happen now.
Now that I'm up here I'... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9,918 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | Look at me! For once, I've accomplished something, I've gotten over my acrophobia!
What a fucking *beautiful* sight. Look at all these happy little piss-bags of flesh strolling along. Oh, why, there's a family, dragging their imbecilic implings along. A happy couple, all smiles; yeah, I'm sure he'll be smiling when h... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,919 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,920 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | John Lennon once said: 'life is what happens while your busy making other plans.' What rubbish; what hippie nonsense. Lemme tell ya somethin Johnny boy, life is life; the answer to time plus self-existence. We are all born and therefore all live. Some are here for a brief grief-stricken ride, and others are here for th... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,921 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | Mom, Dad.
You have been the best parents a son could ask for. You have loved me unconditionally for all of my life, supporting my choices. I don't have any regrets with my life, and you shouldn't feel guilty. The truth is, I'm just tired of living. I have been living with depression for two years now, today is the ann... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,922 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | Every day, I question why I go on with life. Life just brings me down. Why do I keep living? I'm alone. I don't have friends. Nobody cares. I have nothing but things to live for. I wait to see this next movie. I wait to play this next video game. I wait to read this next book. I wait to listen to this next album. I wai... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,923 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | My shoes scraped lazily against the pavement of the bridge. Each step irregular and felt like a burden, and my feet were tired. I was tired. The wind bit against me, piercing the ugly brown hoodie I wore easily, but I didn't brace myself against it. I let the cold seep into me, and begged it to take me. I couldn't step... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,924 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | It's not that I can't take it. I can. I'm not at the end of my rope, I'm just tired. Tired and disappointed. Raising a kid, let alone 2 daughters in this world, seems like a losing proposition. It's a proposition that I cannot bear to see to it's inevitably painful and likely tragic end. I don't want to get old. I don'... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9,925 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | I woke up with a throbbing erection. A year ago I would have turned to my wife, gently kissed her awake, and let our sleepy affection kindle into a passion that would keep us in bed for another lazy hour. Today I lie still, eyes tightly closed, and wait for it to subside. Eventually I make my way to the bathroom and br... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,926 |
[FF] Commit suicide. 100 Words. | Pointing the cold, hard barrel towards my brain stem I do not cry. I merely say a humble welcome to what lies yonder. This world or time is not for me. I loathe those around me for their simple existence, ways and mannerisms. The very thought of living amongst these animals with horrid creations made to kill another hu... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 9,927 |
[CW] Write a love story without any dialogue. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,928 |
[CW] Write a love story without any dialogue. | "I remember the first time I saw you. Across the library, a flash of golden blonde hair lightly illuminated by the dull reading lights reflected its beauty towards my greyed, soulless eyes. I quickly scanned across shelves, but alas, nothing. As my mind turned its focus back to the book before me, a warm rush of air sw... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 9,929 |
[CW] Write a love story without any dialogue. | This is not a love story.
This was never a love story.
It was simply two people, not so very different from one another, saying hello then saying goodbye, as two people often do.
She had two older brothers and one older sister.
Once, her sister had stolen her doll and snapped the left arm off.
Neither she no... | 8 | 0 | 10 | 9,930 |
[CW] Write a love story without any dialogue. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9,931 |
[CW] Write a love story without any dialogue. | He caught the reflection of her face in the train window, her features faded into the passing country side.
She was reading one of his favorite books.
Occasionally her lips pantomimed an especially beautiful or complex sentence in an attempt to capture it in the ear as well as in the eye.
Her hair stuck out in se... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,932 |
[CW] Write a love story without any dialogue. | He loved the way her hair smelled. He took it in as he pulled the sweatshirt to his face, sweet jasmine. He watched as she got undressed before him, confident and graceful. Her smile was infectious. He remembered the first time he met her, just a few months ago. A new secretary at Delco Inc., she had barely spoken to h... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,933 |
[WP] Baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you might be entitled to compensation | Paz stood hidden by the Spruce tree as he watched her bathe in the cold mountain lake. She was nude, and even from this distance he could see her erect nipples and the goosebumps on her skin. As she washed the last of the dirt out of her hair, she rose, revealing a figure almost incomprehensible in its perfection.
Paz... | 32 | 0 | 91 | 9,934 |
[WP] Baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you might be entitled to compensation | It was just another Sunday morning, most were in church, and Bill and Doyle was sitting on the roof top. A cold beer in one hand, their hunting rifle in the other.
"BOOOM goes the dynamite!" Bill says.
"Oh man, haha I think you got that one", Doyle says as he slams Bill in the back.
"Hey watch it dude! I almost ... | 3 | 0 | 91 | 9,935 |
[WP] Baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you might be entitled to compensation | Jessica checks her rear in the mirror again. It has to be perfect. These guys have women lining up for a chance at them, and so they are picky like a connoisseur. These guys being lawyers that is. This is the best place in Washington to get a lawyer. Most only manage to get one for a night, but the hope is that th... | 15 | 0 | 91 | 9,936 |
[WP] Baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you might be entitled to compensation | "Oh, blood oath it did!" She tried to roll over and get to her feet. "OW F**K my wing's broken."
"Whoa, you kiss your mother with that mouth?" I reach down to help her up.
"Ahh, I nearly took a jet engine to the face, what do you expect?" she glared back. "Can you heal me?"
"Tell ya what, I'll set it. You can stay h... | 5 | 0 | 91 | 9,937 |
[WP] Baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you might be entitled to compensation | Sestina
The dog in the yard was hurt.
It lay by the hickory where it fell.
It panted whispers of Heaven.
I'd have followed it if I might
have been so entitled.
But some masters get no compensation.
^..
We all long for compensation--
Tickets or tokens for how we are hurt.
In no way are we so entitled.
The hic... | 2 | 0 | 91 | 9,938 |
[WP] Baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you might be entitled to compensation | "What did you say to me," asked Sarah frustrated as she was sprawled on the cement, poked at her broken heel, and picked up the items spilled from her purse. She took a deep breath, slowly exhaled, and stood up wobbly on one foot three inches higher than the other. Next to her stood a young man in bright fashionable ... | 6 | 0 | 91 | 9,939 |
[WP] Baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you might be entitled to compensation | I fall and fall, through endless space, staring constantly downward. I can't look up. Not at what could have been.
As I descend, I reminisce. Yet I can't see where I had been wrong. I could have fixed things. Made changes. Made the world a better place.
But no more. Never again would I be welcome on high.
Th... | 2 | 0 | 91 | 9,940 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | I have been chugging along, personally. I'm now writing in two books a day, one that is original, another that is, well, Columbo fan fiction. I just love Columbo. I'm not afraid to say it! I'm having fun writing both. I use the fan fiction to better polish my writing skills.
As for a link to the wiki, just do this:
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[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | I fell two days behind but right now I'm working back up to catching up. I've started feeling a new found confidence when I write nowadays. I also genuinely believe some of what I write to be good. It feels amazing. | 3 | 0 | 17 | 9,942 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | This challenge remains my favorite part of the day, whether I'm writing for it or sifting through all the excellent responses. The talent pool is astounding! I'm nowhere near the most exciting writer partaking in the challenge and I'm totally cool with that.
On a personal note, my love for critiquing has been reinvi... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 9,943 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | I find that one certain days, I just can't seem to get the write prompt, or I have it and I get so caught up in what to write that I get discouraged at my own ability.
Work is also a problem since I work 14+ hours shifts three times a week, so those days sometimes take a hit and I fall behind a day or so.
Today, I'm ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 9,944 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | I made the mistake of joining the challenge about 10-15 days late... but I'll get there!! | 3 | 0 | 17 | 9,945 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | What exactly is this 2014 Weekly Challenge? | 2 | 0 | 17 | 9,946 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | I'm an over achiever, I suppose. I really enjoy this subreddit. I'm constantly checking reddit to see if I have comments to the stories I've written. It's a beautiful thing. lol. My stories tend to go long. Does anyone else have advice on story length to get readers. I've noticed if they're too long, they don't get as ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 9,947 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | I'm current so far, assuming I don't fail today.
Also, I've taken to posting links to my stuff on [here](/r/vonboomslang) if you lot're bored. Yaaay. | 2 | 0 | 17 | 9,948 |
[Modpost] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread! | Seriously so far behind right now, but there is a PLAN. It's only like four or five days now so I'm just gonna do a PM thread later today and hope for at least that many requests.
Life gets in the way sometimes. | 3 | 0 | 17 | 9,949 |
[EU] The Autobots join up with the Kaiju program. Must include optimus prime saying "Autobots! Rollout!" | The kaiju attacks had been getting progressively worse, and the jaegers were all but gone. The wormhole had been closed briefly a few years back, but the kaiju had forced it back open. They must really want our planet.
Production was being maximized to create new jaegers as fast as possible, but there were simply too ... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 9,950 |
Write about the life of a college freshman in 2014 from the perspective of a writer in 2100 | After 100 years, a time capsule buried by former OSU student "Brighty" has been unearthed and opened. As a freshman back in 2014, Brighty chronicled the his experiences as that of a typical student at a typical university and buried them outside the student union.
Inside the metal box were a number of printed document... | 12 | 0 | 12 | 9,951 |
[WP] You are going to die. In 300 words, or less, sum up your life and settle your affairs. | I haven't lived nearly enough. What happened to my dreams of traveling the world and falling in love? What about the films I was going to make, the lives I was going to touch? The future was supposed to stretch out in front of me. I've only just begun to live.
God, if I knew I was going to die so early, I would have d... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9,952 |
[WP] You are going to die. In 300 words, or less, sum up your life and settle your affairs. | This would be Flash Fiction, not a Writing Prompt, just so you know. Anyway, here's mine.
***
All good things must come to an end. I've been defined as a good thing for all my life, and all I've ever known is existence. I never had a beginning, but I have an end. It's the one thing I never expected to happen.
I lear... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9,953 |
[IP] Clockwork Nature | *Tick tick tick tick*
Clockwork, everything runs like clockwork. Everything runs in time, everyone works until the cogs stop turning. Inevitable, that part. No clock works forever.
*Tick tick tick tick*
Other people don't understand, don't see. They think they run on their own, through free will, but that can't poss... | 4 | 0 | 8 | 9,954 |
[IP] Clockwork Nature | In the beginning, there were days and nights. I lived on the earth and sowed the seeds of life in the sun of day, and waited through the dark of night. I do not know how long I existed this way, for I was ignorant of the passage of time.
Soon greenery sprung from the seeds I sowed and they reached for the heavens. The... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,955 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | The zombies became a divider of people, similar to the split of ideas over abortion. You believed they were monsters and should be eradicated or they were still people, neighbors and friends.
To kill or not to kill?
At first, there was much fear over containment. What if there was another outbreak, because of a lazy ... | 15 | 0 | 59 | 9,956 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | What was supposed to be our darkest hour turned out to be the solution to mankind's biggest problem. Nobody saw it coming-- we'd all seen the movies, and it was supposed to be...darker than this.
People resisted at first, of course, it's quite a grim idea, but nobody could argue with the results. Things were too comf... | 70 | 0 | 59 | 9,957 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | Another zombie was forced into the chute to hold it in one place. Down comes the top and ZZzzzzttt....the zombie goes down. The back wall pushes in as the front wall opens to push it down a shut. The front wall closes and the back wall recedes as another zombie is pushed in.
ZZZZzzzztt! clang, clang, crunch, clag... | 6 | 0 | 59 | 9,958 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | Moans easily escaped the chain link fence, slowly making their way through the quarantine zone and over to the command center. Inside the network of tents, an angry fist slammed onto a digital table. The displayed battleplan flickered on impact.
"Dammit," the lieutenant yelled. "Why isn't this working?"
With a frustr... | 39 | 0 | 59 | 9,959 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | Once the outbreak was controlled we needed places to put all of them. The less dangerous ones were in zoos and circuses for people to pay to watch. Some of the more nasty ones were locked up in underground jails waiting for a cure to be created. But there was a special place for the worst ones. Isolated in distant regi... | 0 | 0 | 59 | 9,960 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | Hello, you're watching Channel 4, and welcome back to the Big Brother House!
Over by the pool, trouble brewing as Todd stands slack-jawed and *noticeably* drooling as he stares at Shauna, who has been having an on-again, off-again fling with the new housemate, Jason! Jason seems to be ambling towards Todd with, and sh... | 3 | 0 | 59 | 9,961 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | "OK, next on the agenda, we have a report from a Dr.....Furgeson. Dr. Furgeson, are you with us today?"
"I am, I'm here, back here!"
"OK, please take a seat at the microphone on the table here, and you may begin. Could you please give us a brief overview of why you're here today?"
"Thank you, Chairman. Ladies and ge... | 1 | 0 | 59 | 9,962 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | You ever listen to ‘Yakety Sax’? I’m sure you’ve heard it, everyone has, but have you ever really listened to it? Probably not, and neither had I before. The song just fills in the background enough to make the moans tolerable. For the first few weeks on the job it was hilarious. A bunch of stickmen wandering along a g... | 2 | 0 | 59 | 9,963 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | Looking at the elderly is like looking through a window into a different world.
My grandfather, Jacob Erinson was nearly as old as I am now when the invasion began. He was there for the fall of Old New York, and he was recruited into the military for the war of the dead. I know he was a part of the front line infan... | 0 | 0 | 59 | 9,964 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | -020
"Zombies took over the world. But . . ." he paused and surveyed the crowd, "they did not destroy it. For years, teens, movie makers, and enthusiasts have imagined the zombie apocalypse. They imagined it and hoped for it, and it happened. And, nobody liked it." He paused again, to take a drink of water. Public spe... | 6 | 0 | 59 | 9,965 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | At first, when governments pushed back the so-called "zombie apocalypse", no one expected it. Yes, there were riots, overthrown rulers, but drawing a line, the results were outstandingly good.
Now, five years after the Survival, while some nations are lost, especially in southeast asia, where the population and govern... | 1 | 0 | 59 | 9,966 |
The zombie apocalypse came - but it was easily contained. The cure has not yet been found. What does the world do with all the zombies in the meantime? | "I know you don't want to go, Dad, but it's the only way. At least until this whole thing blows over."
My father stared at me and groaned.
"They'll be working on a cure as we speak, and you can *help* them with that. They told me they'll just study you, see what's going on, and then you can come home."
Dad's jaw ... | 2 | 0 | 59 | 9,967 |
[IP] Expect The Unexpected | There I sat, within the wicked mansion, at the side of the unusually large, hardwood dining room table, frozen. From my icy torso, extrudes my favorite ballpoint pen, chilled, viscous blood slowly leaked over my frosted sweatshirt. Upon my face, the most wicked, depraved smile, more devilish and terrifying than anythin... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 9,968 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | Dark Helmet agreed to a sequel. *Finally* He'd been the last hold-out, more intractable even than Yogurt or John Candy's ghost (who's got a really good agent, by the way).
*"On one condition,"* he'd said. "There's a speed beyond Ludicrous and you're going to help me reach it."
"It takes a really exotic fuel," he'd sa... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 9,969 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,970 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | I blinked. I had been *sure* that a few days ago, the numbers had been counting UP. That was what the challenge was, right?
I clicked quickly to the Challenge thread, to double-check, but I couldn't find it. *huh*...
I checked the person who submitted his writing. Sure enough, he had been counting up for a fe... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,971 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | Phelps knew the bible said this would come. They never listen though. It's right there in the letter from Paul to the Corinthians.
'An angel did descend and tell the crowd that a day will come that they see a bright light in front of their faces in each of their homes. In that light they will see the numbers counti... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 9,972 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | I never did trust Switzerland, I always thought they were seeking world domination or something. Boy do I wish I was wrong. And to think they gave hints through something that would be seen as crazy if it were told to us beforehand. They saved shit since WW1? WHAT! It's psychotic to think of it. They had more nukes tha... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,973 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | Each tick from the clock echoed off the four gray, slate walls. Today the clock lacked character. It was plain, industrial, the same boring block numbers you’d see in any prison or school cafeteria.
“I’m just not inspired by anything,” I whispered. The moderator crossed his arms and glared down at me, his silhouette b... | 8 | 0 | 16 | 9,974 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | "I'VE FIGURED IT OUT!" yelled James as he burst into the house.
"Jesus Christ Jamie, what are you talking about?" I questioned in a slightly sharper tone than intended.
"The Numbers Cam! The Numbers! I finally got it!"
A couple of years ago, green numbers had appeared over everyone's head. People had gone nuts! Math... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 9,975 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | Jim kept copying and pasting the numbers from the web into excel and typing in various formulas. He leaned back, put his hands up behind his head and said, "What's this all mean?" He shrugged to himself and switched to an IM application as his furrowed his brow, reading the dozens of incoming messages. He adjusted hi... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 9,976 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | They took us before we had time to plan. Or think. Or breathe.
Every story was basically the same: midday doorbell ring, typical dry sales pitch, bag over the head, knocked unconscious. Out of the more than three hundred of us huddled in the clammy darkness, only a few were grabbed from the shadows. I’m convinced ... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 9,977 |
[WP] What the numbers really mean | **-001**
Flying/breathing/making/run/do/this/and/then - //STOP.// CCCCoherence. LLLogic run RRUN RRRUN RRRRUN $TRH$F!
**-016**
Walking. Stop. Observe. What distant shores reveal wehehhehhehhh ^$%(!
**-058**
And then it became clear. There were iterations. Some sense of history. I felt that I was. "I" was. That I w... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,978 |
[FF] The lights go out, there is one less person in the room | And for a split second, the entire world fell into darkness; a global blackout...a missing sun.
Nobody panicked - we weren't told about the blackout but this had happened before, and for longer. Last time must have been some sort of practice - nobody really knew what for, though. Nobody ever questioned the blackout ei... | 14 | 0 | 13 | 9,979 |
[FF] The lights go out, there is one less person in the room | The lights go out, and I stumble in pain. I open my eyes and see absolutely nothing. Fear consumes me upon realizing I've lost. Lost this contest, lost my vision. This is no way to live. Permanently lost in darkness. It must end. I stab. Inwards. | 2 | 0 | 13 | 9,980 |
[FF] The lights go out, there is one less person in the room | I've always dreamed of the perfect vacation; Christine always talked about going to France. It's hard and all, being a widowed father, with a two year old. Ever since Christine died, I couldn't find solace in my daily life. This vacation is exactly what I needed, just me and Charlie. Charlie was absolutely enamored by ... | 5 | 0 | 13 | 9,981 |
[FF] The lights go out, there is one less person in the room | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 13 | 9,982 |
[FF] The lights go out, there is one less person in the room | When the lights go out I tell her everything will be ok. I feel her let go before the lights come back on.
"Honey where are you," I shout into the train. She can't be far, she must be hiding.
"Hannah, come back to mommy right now!" I'm afraid when I hear no answer.
"Hannah, where are you honey?" I can't fin... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 9,983 |
[FF] The lights go out, there is one less person in the room | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 13 | 9,984 |
[FF] The lights go out, there is one less person in the room | A murder mystery game, Sarah seriously dragged me to a damn murder mystery game for our fifth anniversary.
"Welcome, welcome, tonight we have a special surprise for you, I am your host, Weston P. Watersworth."
>"...and I, well, I'm the keeper of Weston's estate, does anyone have any questions for me?"
"hush now ... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 9,985 |
Alter your state of consciousness and write something. |
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Alter your state of consciousness and write something. | I really like this challenge, but my preferred method of altering my consciousness requires a bit more dedication, so I can't do it on a Sunday night before work. If next weekend is as boring as this weekend was, I really want to give it a shot. | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9,987 |
Alter your state of consciousness and write something. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9,988 |
Alter your state of consciousness and write something. | I said i'd write something, and here we go. This was brough to you by about 600 mics of LSD. I've since edited it for mostly spelling and grammar, with just minimal changing of the story I originally wrote while tripping.
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"Spider?"
"Spider here."
"Are we there yet?"
"You know I don't have a facial represent... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9,989 |
[FF/CW] Earth is being invaded by a colony of interstellar humans. Write from the point of view of the newly elected president. | Finally, everything is prepared.
The Children of Xythor shall finally return to Origin. For many years United Atlantea has pursued them across the stars, with their inquisition and their persecution. For many years this nation has been free to do as its leaders please. Now that will end.
Our holy warriors will retur... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 9,990 |
[CW] Many people are for/against animal experimentation. Convince me why it should or shouldn't be allowed. | Hey there -- this may be a more appropriate question to ask in /r/changemyview. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9,991 |
[WP] What would the 21st century be like without guns | Hey there -- this might be a better question for /r/HistoricalWhatIf. | 2 | 0 | 4 | 9,992 |
[CW] Three users are talking in a chat room. One of the three is an AI, and they're not allowed to leave until to figure out who. Show me their chat log. | **EctoOne**: OK, somebody ask me a question and I'll answer it as best I can.
**mysteryman101**: <Chat routine failure 101>
**TheDoctorIsIn**: Haha, *mysterman101* is the the AI!
**SysAdmin**: *TheDoctorIsIn* guessed incorrectly.
**mysteryman101**: *EctoOne* is the AI.
**SysAdmin**: *mysteryman101* correctly... | 34 | 0 | 41 | 9,993 |
[CW] Three users are talking in a chat room. One of the three is an AI, and they're not allowed to leave until to figure out who. Show me their chat log. | **Mod: Attention Catchm_all, Moltres822, PikaPika, Luckario and PokéLV_X, thank you for using PokémonGBA, your number one source for all things Pokémon. We have selected you to participate in a brief survey to help improve our AI. Would you participate?**
**PikiPika:** no gtg
*PikaPika has left the chatroom*
**Moltr... | 17 | 0 | 41 | 9,994 |
[CW] Three users are talking in a chat room. One of the three is an AI, and they're not allowed to leave until to figure out who. Show me their chat log. | Welcome to #AIChatTest
Loki has joined.
PeterPan has joined.
GMoney has joined.
Loki> Sup bitches
PeterPan> Yo
GMoney> So one of you is a bot, huh? Im gunna figure this shit out quick.
PeterPan> Sounds like something a bot would say.
Loki> BRB. Gotta take a shit.... | 3 | 0 | 41 | 9,995 |
[CW] Three users are talking in a chat room. One of the three is an AI, and they're not allowed to leave until to figure out who. Show me their chat log. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 41 | 9,996 |
[CW] Three users are talking in a chat room. One of the three is an AI, and they're not allowed to leave until to figure out who. Show me their chat log. | Admin (12:00) > Welcome to the Turing Test! The rules are simple. One of you is an AI, the other two are not.
Admin (12:00) > You must vote on a player to eliminate from the game.
Admin (12:00) > If you select the AI you win and are free to go!
Admin (12:00) > If you select a human yo... | 12 | 0 | 41 | 9,997 |
[CW] Three users are talking in a chat room. One of the three is an AI, and they're not allowed to leave until to figure out who. Show me their chat log. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 41 | 9,998 |
[CW] Three users are talking in a chat room. One of the three is an AI, and they're not allowed to leave until to figure out who. Show me their chat log. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 41 | 9,999 |
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