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[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Though they heard my words and comprehended them, at the end of my last utterance it became clear that I was essentially saying nothing of import whatsoever, and the milieu shifted to one of boredom in the face of these, my incoherent ramblings on the metaphysical aspects of communication; my point thus embedded in Kau... | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,700 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | She ventured lower, but I was already done. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,701 |
[WP] A new law is enacted that erases soldiers memories of their time at war. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 11 | 9,702 |
[WP] A new law is enacted that erases soldiers memories of their time at war. | Tom opened his eyes. The headache hit almost immediately causing him to cry out in confusion. Where had this come from? Had he been drinking? No. Not on the night before deployment. He wasn't that irresponsible. Trying to bring his thoughts together he sat up and found himself looking around a room that wasn't his own.... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 9,703 |
[WP] A new law is enacted that erases soldiers memories of their time at war. | In response to your survey question,yes,the procedure did indeed work. I have no recollection of the events that took place between Jan 2013 and May 2013. However I am left with this sinking feeling in my heart and some kind of lingering regret in my mind and don't know why. I must of done something or lost someone or ... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 9,704 |
[WP] A new law is enacted that erases soldiers memories of their time at war. | "Dad, you're on TV again!" I heard Eric's voice from the living room. I tried to stay away from the TV as much as I could; I always felt vaguely uneasy watching it. And I had *certainly* never seen myself on it! Had I?
My memory wasn't what it had been before the Great War, a fact my doctor blamed on the residual ... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 9,705 |
[WP] A new law is enacted that erases soldiers memories of their time at war. | Dave walked in the door of the VFW, the rest of the guys were sitting at the bar. Taking a spot at the bar, a beer was set before him. No one talked, no one laughed, we just drank our beers, paid our tabs and left.
It was the same deal, every Friday night. There had been a guy a while back, a paper tiger who'd neve... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 9,706 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 9,707 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words |
*In which alas I must confess, dear reader, no book can truly capture the wonder of me, and we must proceed by the utilization of metaphorical means* - Ignatius | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,708 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | I'll have a go at a few... I think I get the idea:
*"Memoires of a pyromaniac."*
*"Autobiography of a mute"* Dictated writing by Bob Smith,
*"A Biography of the stillborn"*
Am I thinking along the right lines?
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[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | *My Bachelor Thesis* | 5 | 0 | 8 | 9,710 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | An Incident of Accidental Murder - by No Regrets Yolo III
- 018
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[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | *"The Business of Being Born"*
*"Born Free"*
*"Something Wicked this Way Comes"*
*"The Perks of Being a Wall Flower"*
*"Flowers in the Attic"*
*"Carrie"*
*"Bad Bitch"*
*"She Fucking Hates Me"*
*"Burning Down the House"*
*"I Shot the Sheriff"*
*"Shot through the Heart"*
*"Running Down a Dream"*
*... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,712 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | *The Future Of Humanity After Our Extinction: An In-Depth Analysis* | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,713 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | *My amateur experiments with nuclear radiation : Volume I* | 3 | 0 | 8 | 9,714 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | *Erotic Tales from the Virgin Mary* | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,715 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | *The solipsists Guide to reality - George Berkeley* | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,716 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | Uh okay, how are these?
*Ice Dude: My Younger Brother Named His Teddy Bear After a Texas Longhorn That We Ate*
*Radiation: Strange Things Found By X-Ray Technicians*
*Translations From Planet Dolphin*
*I Once Knew a Mouse Ultrasound Technician*
*The Fiberglass Wife*
*Impulse and Attraction: Physics After Dark*
*... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,717 |
[CW] A fun exercise, Write a story with no words | Essay ive written thats due today | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,718 |
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[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | "Mint, dear?" She says, offering me a slightly dusty white mint in the palm of her hand.
"Er, no thanks." I respond, more than a little confused. It's not often I get a call on the phone I reserve for my *second job,* the number I *never ever* give out. It's even less often I agree to the meeting, especially when it... | 66 | 0 | 63 | 9,720 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | The phone rang.
"Speak."
"Hello... is this Mr... Cleaner? Is that right, dear?"
"What's the job?"
"Well, I was wondering if you had different options. I'm not interested in any soft killings."
"Soft?"
"You know. I'm not interested in smothering or poisoning. I want something really exciting. Like...like shot in ... | 15 | 0 | 63 | 9,721 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | I entered the hospital wearing a white doctor's coat and scrubs. It was easy enough to find room 612, and no one even recognized I didn't belong. They never do.
I'm not quite sure what I was expecting, but the old lady was just an old lady. Didn't seem right, though that's probably just because I'm used to a differ... | 28 | 0 | 63 | 9,722 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | "But, you're everyone's hero! They'll hunt me down like a dog! Your...***request***...no, I'm afraid I can't accept."
"Dearie...I'm no hero. I'm just an old lady they thought dead. And now that they know that I'm alive, they wont let me die."
"But--"
"Please...you know how painful it is to be famous for not accompli... | 2 | 0 | 63 | 9,723 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | "How do you do this" Beryl licked her thumb angrily at he touch-screen teledex angrily "By the gods above this will be the death of me" she mused angrily at the irony of operating the dangnabit directory that would tell her, eventually and only under the end of an angry knitting needle, the number of a hitman to end he... | 1 | 0 | 63 | 9,724 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | "You want me to what?" I say with an obvious reluctance to the matter. This little old lady breathing with the aid of an oxygen tank.
"Kill me. My family doesn't visit me anymore, besides I'm the only thing standing in the way of their inheritance. They put me in this God forsaken home just to get me out of the way. ... | 9 | 0 | 63 | 9,725 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | She gazed out the window, where the leaves fluttered in the dying breezes towards the ground. She could remember the days when she could see the sharp outlines of each furl, when she could stand outside in the startlingly cold but fresh air of winter, enjoying its chilling caresses upon her skin. Now, however, all she ... | 2 | 0 | 63 | 9,726 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | She stood, lonely among ghosts on top of that brilliantly white edge. Everyone comes here to die. Margaret had no choices left- her doctor, that bitch, had refused to gift her that last, tiny bit of respect she’d been craving ever since…
“Hank”, she whispered, infuriated, into the wind that swept her hair to freedom, ... | 3 | 0 | 63 | 9,727 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 63 | 9,728 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | “Am I your first?” she asked archly.
The boy said nothing. He was fiddling around with things in the room, seeming to avoid the bed as much as possible.
“You know, you were a lot more talkative on the phone.”
“I just want to make sure everything is prepared,” he intoned. The words that issued from the boy’s m... | 3 | 0 | 63 | 9,729 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | How stupid it was to get old. How stupid to live on the second floor. She held on to her small bag of groceries, which contained no milk for her tea, and cursed David again, this time out loud.
Vitaly must have heard because came out into the hallway. When he saw her he gave a little jump and began muttering, "No, no... | 1 | 0 | 63 | 9,730 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | "So you give me a head start." said Elsie.
"And once I catch you I get the money."
"Oh no, you have to kill me. Do me in like a, like a crazy perp on the tv." giggled Elsie throwing her hands out like pistols, pow powing the air.
"And then I get the money."
"Half now, and the rest is in a safety deposit box. Th... | 1 | 0 | 63 | 9,731 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | Gladys bellowed at the haggard hospital administrator.
"You mean to tell me, I can slave away my entire life for the tax man but I cannot be put out of my misery when my time is done?! We give more respect to a beloved old dog!"
"Ma'am," sighed the administrator, "this is the United States of America. We do not execu... | 3 | 0 | 63 | 9,732 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | I've spent so much of my life waiting. Waiting for Bill to propose. Waiting for the kids to grow up and get out of the house. Waiting for weddings and grandchildren. Waiting for a single one of them to visit me. Waiting for respect.
I've waited for the cancer to kill me, but it's not working fast enough. I've tried to... | 1 | 0 | 63 | 9,733 |
[WP]: Having been denied euthanasia, an old lady hires a hitman for herself | The bitterly cold wind howled through the open door, Agnes shuffled aside and ushered the man in. Her joints protesting every movement, she painfully made her way into the living room. Sitting down with a heavy sigh of relief she looked up at the man standing in the entrance. "Well come in, come in." She croaked past t... | 2 | 0 | 63 | 9,734 |
[WP] an amateur investigator has no idea where to begin looking for the rat-people | i am excitedly preparing a response to this, please hold an hour or two | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9,735 |
[WP] an amateur investigator has no idea where to begin looking for the rat-people | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 9,736 |
[WP] an amateur investigator has no idea where to begin looking for the rat-people | (1/2)
Ricky had spent all his eighteen years looking for something he could stick his name on. His attic room was a museum of his efforts. A telescope still looked out the window, untouched for many months - there probably never would be a "Comet Ricky." On his desk, his laptop rested on a permanent tablecloth of scra... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9,737 |
[CC] The Lone Cosmonaut | I think the word claustrophobic is one c sound too many. I know you are going for the 3 thing, but it sounds clunky.
Perhaps there are too many lone's and cosmonauts. You know what i mean, i feel like I'm reading those words too much.
Something good is the way you describe things. I think you balance using too many... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 9,738 |
[CC] The Lone Cosmonaut | I really enjoyed this. It definitely sets a tone. You seem to use an awful lot of commas though, you might want to take a look at that. This one seems completely unnecessary to me:
> Behind the ship the gaze came from, a radiating
Also, this line bugged me:
> providing the only source of illumination inside th... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 9,739 |
[WP] Write a story with a twist at the end. The twist? The twist must make no sense in the context of the story. | I fully understand that the events I am about to relate will seem unbelievable to you. I am not yet sure I believe them, if I am being honest.
I was hard at work at the trucking company I am employed by, and hip-deep in my email. This happens quite often. Customers requesting updates and tracking loads. It's very time... | 23 | 0 | 14 | 9,740 |
[WP] Write a story with a twist at the end. The twist? The twist must make no sense in the context of the story. | Bruce wondered how people could stand the music, much less each other in the closeness of the dance floor. But he had not come here to cleanse or socialize, he had come to drink and drink he would, but on some one else's dollar, Henry would handle the money while he handled the drinks.
As the night progressed , he han... | 4 | 0 | 14 | 9,741 |
[WP] A hospital where all video game characters go when they lose a life. | He stumbled into the place which, unfortunately, he was much too familiar with. After all that's what one got by having a *player 2 younger brother* as their *controller*. He pulled off his half-ripped green capped and let out a sigh, walking over to the *Section-Mario Travellator*. There were a few more of him in fron... | 12 | 0 | 24 | 9,742 |
[WP] A hospital where all video game characters go when they lose a life. | The Dovahkin was lying in the bed next to me. They still hadn't managed to remove his ebony armour, and the shattered leg - broken in a fall off a stupidly high waterfall - was pinned together by shards of leg braces and metal screws in equal measure. He was asking for skooma, but no-one was giving it to him. The nurse... | 10 | 0 | 24 | 9,743 |
[WP] A hospital where all video game characters go when they lose a life. | *Game Over*
*Loading St. 1-Up Hospital*
Hello, sir? Hello? Stay with me. You're gonna be fine. Can you tell me your name?
"Uhh, I don't know. What happened? Where am I?"
You're at 1-Up Hospital. You had a bad fall. But we're gonna fix you right up, okay? Eat this.
*[one-up sound](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3T... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 9,744 |
[WP] A hospital where all video game characters go when they lose a life. | **MISSION FAILED** **SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE**
Hospital bed. Shit. What happened. Shot? Yeah. I'm in a ward. Fine. I'll sit here until the kid stops rage quitting. The beds around me are filled with various... people? Some are plastic looking, others more angular. A few are flat. I turn on my side, having h... | 3 | 0 | 24 | 9,745 |
[WP] A hospital where all video game characters go when they lose a life. | The doctor leaned against the wall. He took a deep breath and smelled antiseptic, the entire place had been sterilized recently.
There would only be a few more minutes until it began again. Did he have time enough to have a smoke? Time enough to call his wife and hear her sweet voice? Instead, he just stood, staring a... | 7 | 0 | 24 | 9,746 |
[WP] A hospital where all video game characters go when they lose a life. | An eight-bit Mario awoke in a two-bit hospital bed.
His eyes narrowed, as if squinting would help him decipher the words of the pixelated orderlies hissing in the room's backdrop.
"Six deaths on World 1-1? You've gotta be kidding me," mumbled one.
"To be fair, Mario don't really have a choice in the matter. If you... | 4 | 0 | 24 | 9,747 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | But he will be remembered
As such; years and history records
Wear down the creases, simplify faces
Into caricature. Each generation
Acts as Saint Peter to the last:
Two paths, the Gates
Or the Void, separated only
By the thin weighing
Of your signature action.
He was not a kind man -
But he let there
Be ... | 5 | 0 | 16 | 9,748 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | He was not a kind man. A kind man would have let me sleep a little longer.
Instead, he would burst into my room at the stroke of five. "Alright", he would shout, "Roll out! Hit the deck!"
And there wasn't a choice because twelve minutes later, he would slam the front door and jump into the pickup truck.
The engi... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,749 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | He was not a kind man. Your best was never good enough for him. His ideals were too much for one person to hold. While others seemed to be inspired by his so called forgiveness all I saw was his destruction and cruelty. There was no salvation for those with little but a thought of imperfection. He convinced you that de... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 9,750 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | "I apologize for this," says EV942 as she points a maser pistol at a blonde middle aged woman.
"Why because of my husband? Is that why you're here now? To shoot me out of revenge? You're the one he always brings on his international trips, yes, I've seen you before. " Jennifer yells standing in her long teal nightshir... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,751 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | He was not a kind man. He did not forgive easy or often. He did not stop his sharp and biting tongue when it was called for. He took joy in the suffering of those who wronged him.
He was not a nice man. He had no kind words for fools or incompetents, no empty encouragements, no charitable streak. He wished, deep down,... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 9,752 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | (A good way for me to flesh out one of my "villains"!)
He was not a kind man.
It was the cumulation of years of his father weaving in the threads of expressive, consuming vanity and a doubt in self worth small enough to hide in between the back-handed compliments, strong enough to survive honest praise.
You could s... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,753 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | "No, it's still freezing. I wish summer would always be here."
Her mother was on the phone, always worrying, asking questions, same questions every day, same hour, even.
"In here it's summer..."
It wasn't quite an affirmation, the ending hanging in the air, "Why don't you come over?", "We miss you.", "We want you ho... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,754 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | Oh, it started out innocently enough, when it was just grading their papers low enough to keep students from getting that A, or even a B. Second semester of his first year he introduced comments that were just shy of supportive. Then there were the lost papers: years and years of them, often missing from the highest ... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,755 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | Ellie stood over her son, paying deep attention to his movements as he swung his axe once more into the wood. Adam hated every minute of it, he would rather stay inside making plans with his friends, but Ellie wouldn't have any of it. Instead he was to go out every morning and chop firewood for the coming winter. Ellie... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,756 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | Shortest thing I've written:
Etsuko looked genuinely upset this time.
Hazel eyes narrowed, delicate fingers curling into a fist as red droplets rolled down tanned skin.
"You've killed him, Kyo. We needed him alive"
Blue eyes darted to the side, brows furrowing. Muscular arms crossed in front of his chest.
"Well, h... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,757 |
[WS] He was not a kind man | He was not a kind man.
He was selfish and rude, impatient and grouchy.
He no longer looked out at the sun and smiled, he'd draw his blinds and retreat back into the darkness of his room.
He no longer let his granddaughter run into his open arms, or cradle her like he did last summer.
He despised those rowdy and rambun... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,758 |
[CC] come up with the weirdest conspiracy you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | Hey!
It looks like you tagged this post incorrectly. The [CC] tag is for posting a response you have already written and wish to have feedback for. This post would be a Flash Fiction, [FF], where you task the writers to write a story under certain limitations.
Check out the sidebar for more detailed descriptions of w... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9,759 |
[WP] A father of three suddenly has a mental breakdown and thinks his kids are plotting to kill him. | I gather my robe about me and shiver closer in my chair. I'm scared. Oh gods am I scared. I raised these boys from children to men and now they have come for me. The fire has burned low in the grate and I hear whispers all around me, but I'm not sure if it's my madness or my doctor. They told me of his coming.
"Thur... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 9,760 |
[WP] A father of three suddenly has a mental breakdown and thinks his kids are plotting to kill him. | They are eating her.......... and then they're going to eat ME.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!
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[HP] You are a soldier in the Roman army at the Battle of Heraclea in 280 BC. Your foe, Epirus, has just unleashed twenty heavily-armored war elephants. What is your reaction? | Well, shit. | 11 | 0 | 8 | 9,762 |
[HP] You are a soldier in the Roman army at the Battle of Heraclea in 280 BC. Your foe, Epirus, has just unleashed twenty heavily-armored war elephants. What is your reaction? | The front lines are never easy, but the Republic will prevail.
I grip my oval shield tighter as I turn to face my cohort of Hastati. My hand locks around my hasta as I turn to my men, the standard-bearer, and my subordinate centurian.
"Close ranks! Plant your hasta!"
The inexperienced soldiers stick their spears u... | 5 | 0 | 8 | 9,763 |
[HP] You are a soldier in the Roman army at the Battle of Heraclea in 280 BC. Your foe, Epirus, has just unleashed twenty heavily-armored war elephants. What is your reaction? | No fair! Screw you guys, I'm going home. | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,764 |
[HP] You are a soldier in the Roman army at the Battle of Heraclea in 280 BC. Your foe, Epirus, has just unleashed twenty heavily-armored war elephants. What is your reaction? | "Somebody get me a pig !" | 1 | 0 | 8 | 9,765 |
[HP] You are a soldier in the Roman army at the Battle of Heraclea in 280 BC. Your foe, Epirus, has just unleashed twenty heavily-armored war elephants. What is your reaction? | "GET THE BATTERING RAMS, NOW!!!" I yell. I can see in the distance at least fifteen to twenty monsters charging our lines. Thirty to forty men hustle with massive battering rams that were previously trees. They run into the line of stampeding elephants. The giant tree trunks that functioned as rams are now lying in... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 9,766 |
[HP] You are a soldier in the Roman army at the Battle of Heraclea in 280 BC. Your foe, Epirus, has just unleashed twenty heavily-armored war elephants. What is your reaction? | “He’s dead!”
“Shut up, Brutus”.
“No, really. He got hit with an arrow or something. The infantry have been sitting there this whole accursed day going back and forth and they’ve seen him running around down there. Right in the middle of the battle. This Pyrrus guy is brave as hell. Stupid, though. Apparently he too... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9,767 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,768 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | The Coke-Cola bears are actually Nazi experiments after they (the Nazis) fled to Antarctica. According to the hollow world theory Hitler with his posse fled north, and went into the hole that leads into the center of the world. There they started experiments either to create hyper intelligent polar bears to use as sold... | 4 | 0 | 10 | 9,769 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | A Canadian spy killed JFK because he wanted to get out of his Tim Horton's tab and he got away with it because Lee Harvey Oswald was just napping in a near by bush. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,770 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | The mole people exist, and aliens brought them here. They signed a treaty with the shape shifting lizard men that run our country to mine our fossil fuels. In exchange the lizard men quit attacking them, the mole people are actually very peaceful. Now the mole people just mine our fossil fuels while they wait for th... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,771 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | Dinosaurs aren't extinct, dinosaurs are time travelers. The JFK assassination, Lincoln, 9/11, Jesus. All of it. Dinosaurs. | 5 | 0 | 10 | 9,772 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | Canada doesn't exist. Everyone who claims to live in Canada or went to Canada is lying. | 2 | 0 | 10 | 9,773 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | The Illuminati runs the New World Order and the world's government, with Illuminati Jesus as its head. We can see this clearly through the fact that there is an all-seeing eye on the dollar bill, and the fact that such modern and historical rulers as George Washington, Charlemagne, and every Pope EVER have been CHRISTI... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,774 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | This world is a rather complex order of intangibly unintelligible tangibility and while that's all well and good on Wednesdays, the fact is there hasn't been a genuine Wednesday for over two hundred years.
See we had 8 days and on Wednesdays we were harmonized, but unproductive, the 1 percent stole Wednesd... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,775 |
[FF] Come up with the craziest conspiracy theory you can think of in 5 sentences or less. | Be silent, completely silent. Listen. Do you hear that sound, that faint ringing that lies beneath everything else? It's the organic little chip in your brain responding to them. How long will it be until they activate it? | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9,776 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 9 | 0 | 161 | 9,777 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,778 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,779 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | ok folks! i've been through and removed a bunch of replies. in case you have forgotten why you're here:
- OP gives you a prompt. you are free to reply with a story of your own or move on to another thread.
- stories about racists are tricky. always remember: write a story about a racist, not a racist story.
- peopl... | 91 | 0 | 161 | 9,780 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | -2 | 0 | 161 | 9,781 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 161 | 9,782 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | A woman and a boy enter a weathered two story home, their noses crinkle as they enter, smelling its dusty air. A dog barks, runs up, sees them, and walks back to its bed.
"Grandpa, grandpa," yells Jimmy running up the stairs.
"Jimmy! Let your grandpa sleep," yells mom from the kitchen.
Grandpa stands at the bedroom... | 5 | 0 | 161 | 9,783 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | Ness's eyes cracked open, letting a trickle of bright light stir the man from his slumber. The incoherent blurs slowly took shape. His brain functions resumed and, for the first time, he noticed that he was no longer on his couch. It wasn't even his trailer. The ceiling was clean. Not tidy, but sterile.
"He's awake," ... | 383 | 0 | 161 | 9,784 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | "Alright everybody, just calm down. Take a deep breath. There's gotta be an explanation for this."
Bubba Kowalski was flipping through stations on the television. The screen was filled up to the brim with Asians, Blacks, Hispanics, Jews, and Canadians. Behind him were six other men in white hoods. Behind them was... | 32 | 0 | 161 | 9,785 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. |
13 years in prison, most of that in solitary and the rest in the medical ward. My father had a zeal for the white supremacist movement some 30 years ago. His grandfather had more. I was raised a certain way, told certain things and taught that we were better than others. The innate cruelty and selfishness of a child f... | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,786 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | He checked his watch. He checked his phone. He turned on his computer then went to the kitchen to start a pot of coffee. *Is this for real*, George wondered, wiping sweat from his brow.
That morning he had gone to buy a pack of Marlboro reds from the liquor store like he did most every morning. Upon entering the shop,... | 18 | 0 | 161 | 9,787 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | I'll take a crack at this. Please note that the story does not reflect the views of the author.
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It was a warm summer morning when Arthur lazily crawled out of bed, pushed onward by the call of mother nature. After the bathroom will be his wife's amazing c... | 9 | 0 | 161 | 9,788 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,789 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | He was breathing so hard, it was short and nervous like his current demeanor, he had never seen an Indian man in Mississippi and he suddenly knew why. In prison or on the streets he couldn't take anybody by himself but with the crutch of his Arian Brothers he had curb stomped countless people, in fact he was famous for... | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,790 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,791 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | One cool November morning, Joe "Pointy Cap" Jones woke up to a slight rustling in his backyard. Being the paranoid lunatic that he was, he took out his shot gun and went to investigate. To his surprise, he found two little green aliens slouched over a world map. At first he thought, did my medication wear off? Or are t... | 3 | 0 | 161 | 9,792 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | Flynt sat in the darkened saloon, watching the fluid-like reflections of jukebox lights on the lacquered bar undulate to the music. He didn't move at all. His finger did not tap his obsolete wedding band against his scotch glass, his knee did not bounce nervously -nothing. The only movement he permitted himself was to ... | 4 | 0 | 161 | 9,793 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | Tying the noose, he exhaled deeply as if to cast any final aspersions at the cockroaches and gnats that now run a muck of his once great America. Falling to a slow and suffocating death, he rejoiced as he was on the cusp of meeting his brothers in hell. | 2 | 0 | 161 | 9,794 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | Karl woke up from his bed. He looked out the window and saw a sea of blacks, yellows, and pakis. He was terrified. His worst fear had come true. He looked at his phone to check his GPS and noticed he wasn't home. He asked himself "How did I get in Scarborough? What am I doing in Canada?" | 2 | 0 | 161 | 9,795 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 161 | 9,796 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,797 |
A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 161 | 9,798 |
[CW] A story where the first sentence and final sentence are the same. | "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!"
"Why do you constantly sing that song! It's not even that great of a song."
"Just because you need to be constantly butt-hurt to survive, doesn't mean everybody else does too."
"I am not constantly bu---"
"WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!" | 1 | 0 | 7 | 9,799 |
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