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[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | Twenty five years.
Twenty five years she laughed. She lived. She was kind. Certainly far from perfect, but she was kind.
Twenty five years. And there were so many more ahead. There should have been.
But he made a decision.
I've been watching him. I watched him that morning. That cool, crisp morning when she'd been... | Vince stood from his kneeling position, patting his hands off on his coat. Before him was a positively destroyed wall, and another beyond it, and another...
Beyond all of those broken walls was a corpse, laying in the living room of one of the nearby ground-floor apartments. Policemen swarmed the building, as did conf... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | I thought of Jamie, lying in the woods, while I stood behind Tom as her blood mixed with water and poured down the sink from his hands. *Sixteen years,* I kept thinking with murderous rage. She’d been my shortest charge, but one that I was overly fond of. It is always those with the brightest light that attract the ins... | Vince stood from his kneeling position, patting his hands off on his coat. Before him was a positively destroyed wall, and another beyond it, and another...
Beyond all of those broken walls was a corpse, laying in the living room of one of the nearby ground-floor apartments. Policemen swarmed the building, as did conf... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | Twenty five years.
Twenty five years she laughed. She lived. She was kind. Certainly far from perfect, but she was kind.
Twenty five years. And there were so many more ahead. There should have been.
But he made a decision.
I've been watching him. I watched him that morning. That cool, crisp morning when she'd been... | Ember crept through shadows in slow pursuit, there was no rush. Ember had all the time in the world.
Two days prior Tiffany went on a date and was found in a dark alley the next morning by a homeless man. The police swarmed the area looking for clues and trying to discern what happened. Detective Mallory claimed it... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | "Where the hell are the Cheetos?"
These were not the first words I expected to hear in the afterlife. This is the afterlife, right?
Yeah, that's my severed head over there. I'm definitely dead.
The fat gnome shook the empty chip bag again, creating another orange dust cloud. He licked at the cheesy apparition, and,... | Ember crept through shadows in slow pursuit, there was no rush. Ember had all the time in the world.
Two days prior Tiffany went on a date and was found in a dark alley the next morning by a homeless man. The police swarmed the area looking for clues and trying to discern what happened. Detective Mallory claimed it... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | *Mature themes ahead.*
______
I watched her grow up.
From the moment she entered this world, I knew she was mine to protect. The sweet, innocence that was hers was so pure. I realized that I was the one to guide her through life and help her realize her purpose in the world. She was a brilliant little girl, always bei... | Ember crept through shadows in slow pursuit, there was no rush. Ember had all the time in the world.
Two days prior Tiffany went on a date and was found in a dark alley the next morning by a homeless man. The police swarmed the area looking for clues and trying to discern what happened. Detective Mallory claimed it... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | I thought of Jamie, lying in the woods, while I stood behind Tom as her blood mixed with water and poured down the sink from his hands. *Sixteen years,* I kept thinking with murderous rage. She’d been my shortest charge, but one that I was overly fond of. It is always those with the brightest light that attract the ins... | Ember crept through shadows in slow pursuit, there was no rush. Ember had all the time in the world.
Two days prior Tiffany went on a date and was found in a dark alley the next morning by a homeless man. The police swarmed the area looking for clues and trying to discern what happened. Detective Mallory claimed it... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | I thought of Jamie, lying in the woods, while I stood behind Tom as her blood mixed with water and poured down the sink from his hands. *Sixteen years,* I kept thinking with murderous rage. She’d been my shortest charge, but one that I was overly fond of. It is always those with the brightest light that attract the ins... | Twenty five years.
Twenty five years she laughed. She lived. She was kind. Certainly far from perfect, but she was kind.
Twenty five years. And there were so many more ahead. There should have been.
But he made a decision.
I've been watching him. I watched him that morning. That cool, crisp morning when she'd been... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | I thought of Jamie, lying in the woods, while I stood behind Tom as her blood mixed with water and poured down the sink from his hands. *Sixteen years,* I kept thinking with murderous rage. She’d been my shortest charge, but one that I was overly fond of. It is always those with the brightest light that attract the ins... | "Where the hell are the Cheetos?"
These were not the first words I expected to hear in the afterlife. This is the afterlife, right?
Yeah, that's my severed head over there. I'm definitely dead.
The fat gnome shook the empty chip bag again, creating another orange dust cloud. He licked at the cheesy apparition, and,... | |
[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose. | I thought of Jamie, lying in the woods, while I stood behind Tom as her blood mixed with water and poured down the sink from his hands. *Sixteen years,* I kept thinking with murderous rage. She’d been my shortest charge, but one that I was overly fond of. It is always those with the brightest light that attract the ins... | *Mature themes ahead.*
______
I watched her grow up.
From the moment she entered this world, I knew she was mine to protect. The sweet, innocence that was hers was so pure. I realized that I was the one to guide her through life and help her realize her purpose in the world. She was a brilliant little girl, always bei... | |
[WP] As a prank, someone swaps the US constitution with a joke constitution full of absurd rules and laws. No one notices the swap, and those laws start getting enforced. | “Jesus Christ, Betty, tell security to lock the doors, in fact, tell them to put the whole facility on lockdown and dial 911, immediately,” said Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs.
“Mr. Blankfein…are you alright?” His secretary asked, as she walked into his executive suite, two guns holstered on each side of her ... | It was early. Far too early. Daylight savings time had come, and I had gone along with it and set my alarm an hour early. But in my haste, I had accidentally overdone it. And now I was up, crap crusting around my eyes while the alarm shrieked at me like a mechanical harpy. I slithered out from under the covers, pu... | |
[WP] As a prank, someone swaps the US constitution with a joke constitution full of absurd rules and laws. No one notices the swap, and those laws start getting enforced. | I got pepper sprayed in the face.
It was a peaceful protest. We were protesting against the murdering of majestic Elephants in the wild.
"It was a peaceful protest!" I heard my friend scream at the officer before getting his very own spray in the face.
The officer laughed.
"According to the First Amendment, only hat... | It was early. Far too early. Daylight savings time had come, and I had gone along with it and set my alarm an hour early. But in my haste, I had accidentally overdone it. And now I was up, crap crusting around my eyes while the alarm shrieked at me like a mechanical harpy. I slithered out from under the covers, pu... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | James was overwhelmed with a feeling of cold. He never felt anything cooler in his life. And despite feeling like he had a good night's sleep he was tired. Not knowing where he was didn't help either. When he finally gathered himself he noticed he was locked into what looked like a tiny cell with a glass door.
*"Whe... | "Either the 'sleeper awakes' jokes or the 'are you cursed' quips" I said "but honestly, the ... Restrooms are the most annoying thing".
One student(seems there will always be one) asked for further detail.
"When you do something everyday, sometimes multiple times, it becomes a habit. I feel uncomfortable in the new...... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | I sat rubbing my temples, elbows propped on top of my desk. Glancing at the clock on the wall, I let out groan. "Okay class," I stand and move to the front center of the room. "Let's get started. Everyone pull out your homeowner and pass it forward."
The next couple minutes were filled with the rustling of paper and... | "Either the 'sleeper awakes' jokes or the 'are you cursed' quips" I said "but honestly, the ... Restrooms are the most annoying thing".
One student(seems there will always be one) asked for further detail.
"When you do something everyday, sometimes multiple times, it becomes a habit. I feel uncomfortable in the new...... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | I slowly pace in the quite room contemplating the choices ahead of me. My body stiffness limits my movements greatly. Assured that it takes a few more hours for the joints to ease up, I was ushered into the common room to have a few hours to myself. A quick history lesson was given to me of the past few centuries, but ... | "Either the 'sleeper awakes' jokes or the 'are you cursed' quips" I said "but honestly, the ... Restrooms are the most annoying thing".
One student(seems there will always be one) asked for further detail.
"When you do something everyday, sometimes multiple times, it becomes a habit. I feel uncomfortable in the new...... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | I sat rubbing my temples, elbows propped on top of my desk. Glancing at the clock on the wall, I let out groan. "Okay class," I stand and move to the front center of the room. "Let's get started. Everyone pull out your homeowner and pass it forward."
The next couple minutes were filled with the rustling of paper and... | James was overwhelmed with a feeling of cold. He never felt anything cooler in his life. And despite feeling like he had a good night's sleep he was tired. Not knowing where he was didn't help either. When he finally gathered himself he noticed he was locked into what looked like a tiny cell with a glass door.
*"Whe... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | I slowly pace in the quite room contemplating the choices ahead of me. My body stiffness limits my movements greatly. Assured that it takes a few more hours for the joints to ease up, I was ushered into the common room to have a few hours to myself. A quick history lesson was given to me of the past few centuries, but ... | After I emerged from the freezer, two of the engineers in charge of greeting the old ones tried to scare me, they did a good job at it too. I proceeded to look out the window and see how much my city had changed. After my psychological evaluation, I walked into the job assignment room. The purple-haired-combat boot-wea... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | I walked around my desk once more, just to be safe. The three holographic 'monitors' laid out side-by-side on the floating metal alloy bench had various different pages of Wikipedia up, as well as the obligatory Facebook plug-in which I still haven't figured out how to shut off just yet.
They promised me that no one c... | After I emerged from the freezer, two of the engineers in charge of greeting the old ones tried to scare me, they did a good job at it too. I proceeded to look out the window and see how much my city had changed. After my psychological evaluation, I walked into the job assignment room. The purple-haired-combat boot-wea... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | I walked around my desk once more, just to be safe. The three holographic 'monitors' laid out side-by-side on the floating metal alloy bench had various different pages of Wikipedia up, as well as the obligatory Facebook plug-in which I still haven't figured out how to shut off just yet.
They promised me that no one c... |
My head hurt.
The implant they had put in made everything I thought seem to go through a haze. The year was 5018 and the realities of the future were beginning to dawn on me. The forced peace amongst the mases, implanted with all sorts of biotechnology and “upgrades.” Humanity had evolved into long-limbed strange th... | |
[WP] Thawed out in the year 3000 after being cryogenically frozen, you're told that you are the first "old one" to see the future and not ultimately commit suicide. They request you teach a history class. | I walked around my desk once more, just to be safe. The three holographic 'monitors' laid out side-by-side on the floating metal alloy bench had various different pages of Wikipedia up, as well as the obligatory Facebook plug-in which I still haven't figured out how to shut off just yet.
They promised me that no one c... | They said to me, "you WANT to live?"
And looked me in the eye,
"It's just you are the very first
That didn't want to die!"
I said "this world does fascinate
And thus it makes me fond:
Who wouldn't want to emigrate
A thousand years beyond?"
They followed up by asking me
About the olden days;
I answ... | |
[wp] You stumble upon a genie in a bottle, instead of granting three wishes he gives you three choices. End world hunger, stop all current and future wars or find out what's in the box. | 5 Years have gone by and I've always wondered whether or not I should have ended war. Wars seem to be quick advancers of technology, medical breakthroughs, transport tech, computing you name it. We still kill and fight for territory, for power for fun. But at least we can eat.
I ended world hunger. Not that we don't... | **"What's in the box?" For some people, there's only one answer to that question.**
Possibly the worst part of this entire fiasco is that the genie looks like Wayne Brady. He sounds like Wayne Brady. Listen, I like Wayne Brady as much as the next person - he was great on [Whose Line Is It Anyway?](http://www.imdb.... | |
[WP] On everyone's 18th Birthday, they are brought to a doctor to assign skill points. You decide to put all your points into one group. | You know, I really wish I'd done more as a kid.
Everyone tells you that. "Go outside, you can't keep doing the same thing if you want experience!" "Try new things while you can, you have so much potential!" "Kids grow so fast, don't waste your greatest years!" It's good advice, but even diamonds aren't all that brilli... | By the time my 18th birthday rolled around, I thought it would be really smart to invest all 18 of my skill points into the Luck factor. Snazzy idea right? Being able to be the luckiest man alive right? Well, dear friend of mine, that's where you and I are both wrong. No one in history has ever put all of their skill p... | |
[WP] The fire begins to dwindle and eyes appear in the darkness. | Her campfire was burning down, the flames dwindling to pitiful embers. She watched the small remaining log warily, as the flames popped and cracked and fought for life. It wouldn't be long now.
Nervously she shifted, pressing a hand against the hard ground on which she sat. How was she to fight off this danger ag... | Spsssh. A fat rain drop lands on the fire. As if it weren't dwindling before, its exodus starts to gets rapider. You sharpen your spear on that rock, faster and faster. Scrape scrape scrape.
Howls. The eyes seem to be growing in size, and malice, as the fire fades. Spsssh spssh. Two more drops. Beasts are all around ... | |
[WP] And the alien turned to me and said "And so, human, now that I've spoken of mine, tell me, what was your homeworld like, before it also was lost?" | “We built ceaselessly and fought ferociously – that was the way of Rifters. Our fault was that we were reckless, and a poor match for our opponents. In the end, Rift was engulfed in flames and we were forced to leave. The ships froze us in sleep and it took us much longer than we’d expected to reach a viable planet.” H... | The Zerkernian put the ship on autopilot. They were heading to his own homeworld. The Zerkernian had picked up the human over an hour ago. His crew dead, his ship destroyed. He noted that the human had no recollection of where he was. The only way it was still alive was because of the cryogenic stasis chamber he was in... | |
[WP] And the alien turned to me and said "And so, human, now that I've spoken of mine, tell me, what was your homeworld like, before it also was lost?" | “We built ceaselessly and fought ferociously – that was the way of Rifters. Our fault was that we were reckless, and a poor match for our opponents. In the end, Rift was engulfed in flames and we were forced to leave. The ships froze us in sleep and it took us much longer than we’d expected to reach a viable planet.” H... | “It was an eyesore,” I said. “You could see the pollution from orbit. They barely had days on the surface, just slightly brighter smog.”
My alien fellow drinker listened attentively. He had the makings of a terrific listener, but I liked him talking. He had a way with words, having just made me weep for a world I’d ne... | |
[WP] And the alien turned to me and said "And so, human, now that I've spoken of mine, tell me, what was your homeworld like, before it also was lost?" | Henry smiled thinly. He looked down into the glass on the bar in front of him, like a man trying to see down to the bottom of a murky lake. He lifted the glass, took a sip, and felt it burn a trail down his throat before he went on. "Lovely," he said in a quiet, choked voice. "Oh, we had our problems, just like your pe... | "It was diverse, to say the least. In some areas, new technology, theory, literature and all sorts of discoveries were made. In others, mothers sold their children to unchecked slavers for a loaf of bread. There were mountains higher than the cloulds, chasms deeper than the eye could see. We built towers that absorbed ... | |
[WP] When you stare into someone's eyes, you can see their deepest desires, and this information has made you very successful. One day, you meet someone at a coffee shop and stare into their eyes. You see nothing. | I love my mornings.
Dull and boring. Composed of a simple cup of tea and a newspaper at the world’s most uninteresting diner where the only common theme is the colour beige. I know everyone in here, though they don’t know me. Simple people who have ordinary dreams and desires. By ordinary, I mean unachievable. Man in ... | It's not easy being everything to everyone. Someone want's to win the lottery, I give them a fake ticket for a reduced price. Someone want's true love, I become the "one" until I get what I want. Someone wants to die....I may have wiggled my way into a Will or two.
I have been at this for a while, I got to the point w... | |
[WP] When you stare into someone's eyes, you can see their deepest desires, and this information has made you very successful. One day, you meet someone at a coffee shop and stare into their eyes. You see nothing. | I love my mornings.
Dull and boring. Composed of a simple cup of tea and a newspaper at the world’s most uninteresting diner where the only common theme is the colour beige. I know everyone in here, though they don’t know me. Simple people who have ordinary dreams and desires. By ordinary, I mean unachievable. Man in ... | "Excuse me Miss, do you mind if I sit here?"
I look up to see the source of the polite voice, a young man, maybe 19 years old, standing by the other seat at my table holding a mug and saucer. I Quickly look around the coffee shop and see it's filled up since my arrival earlier in the morning.
"Of course, let me mo... | |
[WP] You are an ancient evil, sealed away millennia ago by a legendary hero. You have escaped your imprisonment and attained a physical form. The first course of business? Learning how to walk. | She was finally free. After millennia of being bound to the Amulet of Bast, some fool had finally broken the spell and Neith was finally released from her hellish prison. Stretching her arms to the sky, the ancient evil being cooed with delight.
Wait... Cooed? Neith began to panic slightly, confused by the sound that ... | For four thousand years Hector the Arch Lich had been trapped inside the Tomb of the Damned. All the greatest mages and clerics of the land had cast their spells upon the Tomb to ensure that Hector would never escape.
They could not have counted upon the earthquake that shattered the realm, that unmoored the Tomb fro... | |
[WP] You're playing a videogame at home late at night. You hear that special sound and see a trophy; it says "I can see you". | My name's Mark. I've been playing videogames for as long as I remember. Not having many friends, it felt good to connect with virtual characters. That sounds a bit sad, but it's not all that bad. At least I get paid to play them now.
I was testing out the new Silent Hill game that my company sent me. You know, testin... | The trophy opens its mouth. A piercing red light is emitted from the jaw of the beast. My eyes can barely open but between the slither of vision I make out its razor sharp canine like teeth. The rest of its mouth is filled with ashes and brimstone that are seemingly increasing in intensity. He begins to speak. His voic... | |
[WP] Write the script and dialogue for two separate first date scenarios. One that goes well, and one that goes poorly. HOWEVER, they must both have the same exact dialogue in both stories. | “Here you are.” A neatly dressed waiter placed a pair of silver plates in front of the couple. He nodded graciously, pouring out two glasses of rich red wine. “Can I get you anything else?”
Carol smiled at the waiter, politely accepting the plate of shrimp scampi. “No, thank you,” she said, waving him away.
She stare... | Morgan stood mouth agape at the downtown scene. Drew appeared at the car door and let her out into the night.
"You chose this place!" She turned and wrapped around his neck, kicking her feet behind her.
"I thought you'd like it," he smiled, "it's one of my favorites."
"This is great! I've never had Thai before. Th... | |
[WP] Write the script and dialogue for two separate first date scenarios. One that goes well, and one that goes poorly. HOWEVER, they must both have the same exact dialogue in both stories. | The white hooded man swept into the room, his garb shifting loosely around him. "You are Irene?" he asked. The blonde haired women nodded apprehensively, "yes, but, ummm... you don't look quite how I expected". "Yes, well everyone lies on their profile pictures, for many different reasons" answered the man a slight sne... | Morgan stood mouth agape at the downtown scene. Drew appeared at the car door and let her out into the night.
"You chose this place!" She turned and wrapped around his neck, kicking her feet behind her.
"I thought you'd like it," he smiled, "it's one of my favorites."
"This is great! I've never had Thai before. Th... | |
[WP] Write the script and dialogue for two separate first date scenarios. One that goes well, and one that goes poorly. HOWEVER, they must both have the same exact dialogue in both stories. | The white hooded man swept into the room, his garb shifting loosely around him. "You are Irene?" he asked. The blonde haired women nodded apprehensively, "yes, but, ummm... you don't look quite how I expected". "Yes, well everyone lies on their profile pictures, for many different reasons" answered the man a slight sne... | “Here you are.” A neatly dressed waiter placed a pair of silver plates in front of the couple. He nodded graciously, pouring out two glasses of rich red wine. “Can I get you anything else?”
Carol smiled at the waiter, politely accepting the plate of shrimp scampi. “No, thank you,” she said, waving him away.
She stare... | |
[WP] Write the script and dialogue for two separate first date scenarios. One that goes well, and one that goes poorly. HOWEVER, they must both have the same exact dialogue in both stories. | The white hooded man swept into the room, his garb shifting loosely around him. "You are Irene?" he asked. The blonde haired women nodded apprehensively, "yes, but, ummm... you don't look quite how I expected". "Yes, well everyone lies on their profile pictures, for many different reasons" answered the man a slight sne... | "Hey Sarah, you look - just WOW!" Christian said grinning as he pulled a chair out for his stunning date. Her tight red dressed hugged her hourglass frame.
"Thanks so much!" Sarah replied beaming. She sat down opposite him. "Shall we get some drinks?"
Christian struggled to look away from Sarah, but eventually snuck ... | |
[WP] Write the script and dialogue for two separate first date scenarios. One that goes well, and one that goes poorly. HOWEVER, they must both have the same exact dialogue in both stories. | "Travelled far this evening?" Steve pulled out Helen's chair and waited until she dropped into it gracefully. She adjusted her blonde hair over her shoulder and grinned at him across the table.
"You know I haven't," she replied. Her gaze dropped to the tablecloth as she shyly returned his smile.
"Would you like ch... | “Oh, God.”
She was beautiful, but the restaurant I’d chosen was clearly garbage. I never should have trusted just one review on Yelp.
I sat down in the chair at our table, trying to ignore the layers of caked-on rust near the legs. She was staring at her phone, her nose crinkled. Perhaps it was pre-emptive disgust.
... | |
[WP] The only currency in the world is fire. No money, no valuable objects, just fire. You are inside a bank that is being robbed. | Outside a blizzard raged violently, as it always did.
The tall man in the seat next to me was shaking in his boots.
"Are you alright?" I asked him.
"N-no, I think I'm sick. My skin is bleeding water." replied the man nervously.
I smiled to him. "Never been to the bank before?" I prompted.
"Can't s-say that I... | - Part 1 -
A cold shiver ran down Jonah's neck; the only part of his body exposed to the frigid, cold air apart from his head. The young man was already wearing four layers, including his favourite imperial blue winter jacket - a shade akin to an early night sky. However, the biting chill was enough for him to regret ... | |
[WP] "I'm your God now." | I
Who am I? I am. You are you. Who says so? I do. Who am I? I am.
I am here and you are there. I will inevitably take you to me, and you will never return.
They will say, "The others are no good. They are evil." They will condemn them. It is in fact they who condemn themselves. Unless they are utterly destroyed, the... | Katie sat in a dark, windowless room, restrained at the hands and feet, ballgag in mouth, clothes ripped to shreds. Her captor, a man in a gimp mask, bald and overweight. In his visible life, he taught primary at a prestigious private school. Privately, he tortured young women for his pleasure. He was sweating, rea... | |
[WP] "I'm your God now." | I
Who am I? I am. You are you. Who says so? I do. Who am I? I am.
I am here and you are there. I will inevitably take you to me, and you will never return.
They will say, "The others are no good. They are evil." They will condemn them. It is in fact they who condemn themselves. Unless they are utterly destroyed, the... | Serain slowly awakened. He heard the sound of metal on metal as he moved, felt the aching of his body. The sound of chains alerted the guards as he struggled to consciousness. He soon realized he was forced into a standing position, his arms sore from being chained to the wall the entire night.
The guards at the do... | |
[WP] Necromancers double as world leading CSI's. Describe an average day for one of them. | The familiar rumble of the 530 AM train gets me up better than any alarm clock. By the time the reverberations finished I'm checking my Nightly Report via tel-K with the Oracle at the office.
Morgane finishes with the total count "6 have been found dead with 3 teams still responding, you are requested to report to Qu... | Ever since the United States Government started hiring Delaware and Denver Necromancers as new CSI members, murder rates have gone down rapidly as they would simply raise the dead and ask them who killed them. Paladins around the world are conflicted on how to deal with this. On one hand, murder has gone down, but necr... | |
[WP] Yesterday, a man was murdered at an unknown time. Your only witness to the crime is a man who only speaks in rhyme. | The officer sat at his desk, opened the word processor and began to file his report on the murder.
"The deceased was discovered at 4:35pm on Monday, July 11th 2016, killed by a blunt force trauma to the head. He was identified as one Mr Kevin Dee.
On arrival at the scene a man came forward as the only witness and acc... | "Ok sir, I'm sure you know why we brought you in for questioning today."
"Yes of course I know. I may be old, but I'm not slow."
"So what did you see sir, you were our only witness."
"Well, needless to say it was not pretty. It was a brisk evening, I was taking a walk through the city. Oh the colors of an autumn sky... | |
[WP]"My name is Legion, for I am many" he said calmly. "Hi Legion. Welcome to the group" replied the doctor. "Take a seat. There's coffee and some cookies on the pink table." | "My name is Legion, for I am many," he said, calmly.
"Hi Legion. Welcome to the group," replied The Doctor. "Take a seat. There's coffee and some cookies on the pink table."
"I do not eat," Legion announced. "I do not drink."
"Well what's the point?" The Doctor said, rushing around the central command console, pulli... | Of all the coffee tables in the entire world, ours had to be pink.
In the end, that was the death of us all.
"My name is Legion, for I am many," he said calmly.
"Good afternoon Legion, welcome to the group," replied Doctor. "Take a seat, there's coffee and some cookies on the pink table."
Legion's gaze rotated p... | |
For those who don't know, land under pavement for many years has many problems when uncovered. | [WP] 100 years in the future and roads are obsolete. The government is auctioning off all interstate highways to the highest bidder and you have specific plans for them. | "Kansas?"
"Yes, Kansas."
"Which roads in Kansas, exactly?"
"All of them." I said, I tapped my fingers impatiently as I looked at the vid screen. The broker gave me an incredulous look.
"Well... save the I-70 route I imagine I could get the rest for dimes on the kilometer. but, why?"
"That's my own concern." I snap... | And here is your receipt for your purchase Mr?
Leno, J.
Excellent Mr Leno. Might I ask, why did you buy all of Route 66? Its a rather sizeable route.
I like my cars to be free range. |
For those who don't know, land under pavement for many years has many problems when uncovered. | [WP] 100 years in the future and roads are obsolete. The government is auctioning off all interstate highways to the highest bidder and you have specific plans for them. | "Kansas?"
"Yes, Kansas."
"Which roads in Kansas, exactly?"
"All of them." I said, I tapped my fingers impatiently as I looked at the vid screen. The broker gave me an incredulous look.
"Well... save the I-70 route I imagine I could get the rest for dimes on the kilometer. but, why?"
"That's my own concern." I snap... | The Mag-rail expansion took forever, but by the time they were done with it, the entire country was linked by high speed, low cost transportation. Cars were a thing of the past. Roads and rest stops became desolate wastelands. Only those with governmental clearance could access them.
But even after 100 years, peo... |
[WP] Write a poem gracefully describing the symptoms of an illness / disease of your choice. | "My Uncle Peter"
I know him most honestly
As a man in Three Stages
Stage the First: The Years of Health
Hair long and braided he stands proud in his home
A smile so sincere you'll feel never alone
When food and drink comes he is never that picky
His cockatoo calls "Hello! Hello, I'm Ricky!"
He loves cars and wo... | Love in the Eyes of Autism;
I wonder how you see the world,
Your amusement parks dance and sing for you, excitement and glee at the flashing lights and exciting sounds.
While for me they invade my eyes and burn my ears with ferocity, attacking me at every turn to the point where all I can do is crawl back to my solitu... | |
Feel free to take this in absolutely any direction, from any perspective you'd like. As a small elaboration, I'm imagining that therapists still have specialties other than "supernatural". So secretive grief counselors, marriage counselors, trauma specialists, and other more esoteric professions I can't think of. Have ... | [WP] There is a small, secretive, but otherwise normal group of therapists with an unusual clientele. This includes eldritch, supernatural, immortal, and otherwise unusual beings. | *Patient 9 was... somewhat difficult today.*
"You're going to be late, Doctor!"
"Yes Devin, thank you!"
"Nine's appointment is in six minutes!"
"Just follow me with the bag! You've got the got the checklist?"
Devin fumbled with the prep-bag and they ran down the "It's only got a an S-6 of plus-or-minus nineteen se... | Psychology has always been a passion of mine. Knowing how the human mind works, knowing the way each individual handles life.
my degree was, however, a lackluster endeavor. Once I obtained a license and started attaining clientel I realized I've made a grave mistake.
Having the desire to know how the human mind ... |
Feel free to take this in absolutely any direction, from any perspective you'd like. As a small elaboration, I'm imagining that therapists still have specialties other than "supernatural". So secretive grief counselors, marriage counselors, trauma specialists, and other more esoteric professions I can't think of. Have ... | [WP] There is a small, secretive, but otherwise normal group of therapists with an unusual clientele. This includes eldritch, supernatural, immortal, and otherwise unusual beings. | "What's wrong today Bob?"
Bobbardegonth let out a sigh, although one would call it more of an inhuman growl that would send one's mind to the brink of insanity.
"It's my confidence," he gurgled. "It's lower than the depths my brothers crawled out of. Every time I meet a nice girl at a bar and offer her a drink or som... | Psychology has always been a passion of mine. Knowing how the human mind works, knowing the way each individual handles life.
my degree was, however, a lackluster endeavor. Once I obtained a license and started attaining clientel I realized I've made a grave mistake.
Having the desire to know how the human mind ... |
Feel free to take this in absolutely any direction, from any perspective you'd like. As a small elaboration, I'm imagining that therapists still have specialties other than "supernatural". So secretive grief counselors, marriage counselors, trauma specialists, and other more esoteric professions I can't think of. Have ... | [WP] There is a small, secretive, but otherwise normal group of therapists with an unusual clientele. This includes eldritch, supernatural, immortal, and otherwise unusual beings. | I studied my paperwork as I waited for the next client to arrive, preparation is key in this line of work and if you aren’t prepared for what walks through the door you could, at best offend the client and at worst be removed from the timeline and shattered at an atomic level. I failed to prepare for my last meeting an... | Psychology has always been a passion of mine. Knowing how the human mind works, knowing the way each individual handles life.
my degree was, however, a lackluster endeavor. Once I obtained a license and started attaining clientel I realized I've made a grave mistake.
Having the desire to know how the human mind ... |
Feel free to take this in absolutely any direction, from any perspective you'd like. As a small elaboration, I'm imagining that therapists still have specialties other than "supernatural". So secretive grief counselors, marriage counselors, trauma specialists, and other more esoteric professions I can't think of. Have ... | [WP] There is a small, secretive, but otherwise normal group of therapists with an unusual clientele. This includes eldritch, supernatural, immortal, and otherwise unusual beings. | "What's wrong today Bob?"
Bobbardegonth let out a sigh, although one would call it more of an inhuman growl that would send one's mind to the brink of insanity.
"It's my confidence," he gurgled. "It's lower than the depths my brothers crawled out of. Every time I meet a nice girl at a bar and offer her a drink or som... | *Patient 9 was... somewhat difficult today.*
"You're going to be late, Doctor!"
"Yes Devin, thank you!"
"Nine's appointment is in six minutes!"
"Just follow me with the bag! You've got the got the checklist?"
Devin fumbled with the prep-bag and they ran down the "It's only got a an S-6 of plus-or-minus nineteen se... |
Feel free to take this in absolutely any direction, from any perspective you'd like. As a small elaboration, I'm imagining that therapists still have specialties other than "supernatural". So secretive grief counselors, marriage counselors, trauma specialists, and other more esoteric professions I can't think of. Have ... | [WP] There is a small, secretive, but otherwise normal group of therapists with an unusual clientele. This includes eldritch, supernatural, immortal, and otherwise unusual beings. | I studied my paperwork as I waited for the next client to arrive, preparation is key in this line of work and if you aren’t prepared for what walks through the door you could, at best offend the client and at worst be removed from the timeline and shattered at an atomic level. I failed to prepare for my last meeting an... | *Patient 9 was... somewhat difficult today.*
"You're going to be late, Doctor!"
"Yes Devin, thank you!"
"Nine's appointment is in six minutes!"
"Just follow me with the bag! You've got the got the checklist?"
Devin fumbled with the prep-bag and they ran down the "It's only got a an S-6 of plus-or-minus nineteen se... |
[WP] You are a terrible aspiring serial killer. Every time you try to kill, you incidentally make your "victim's" life exponentially better | Note: This Story is dark. Very dark. Think of Stephen King or Dean Koontz (before Koontz became obsessed with dogs saving the universe and everyone lives happily ever after).
There is bad language, and not everyone lives a happy and healthy life. I hate the word "triggered" for it's use on the internet all the time, bu... | It really shouldn't have been so difficult. If all the cute boys on TV managed to do it, why couldn't she? It was just a matter of...finding the right formula. If only she had been better at chemistry.
Veronica Tate crossed her arms and huffed, her eyes fixed on the hunk at the other end of the subway car. Oh, wasn't ... | |
[WP] You are a terrible aspiring serial killer. Every time you try to kill, you incidentally make your "victim's" life exponentially better | Don was a lucky son of a bitch. I had him. I had him dead to rights, it couldn't have been more perfect. He was never supposed to walk away from his post-practice weightlifting session. Don is always the last person remaining in the weightroom after a long, thick, sweaty, musty, dripping lifting workout. Today was... | It really shouldn't have been so difficult. If all the cute boys on TV managed to do it, why couldn't she? It was just a matter of...finding the right formula. If only she had been better at chemistry.
Veronica Tate crossed her arms and huffed, her eyes fixed on the hunk at the other end of the subway car. Oh, wasn't ... | |
[WP] You are a terrible aspiring serial killer. Every time you try to kill, you incidentally make your "victim's" life exponentially better | I breathed out carefully before pulling the trigger on the hunting rifle pointed at my target. This time it was a young man, John. He was around twenty-two years old and on his way to a bar to get drunk instead of studying for a final he'd been stressing for weeks over. I lined him up perfectly in my sights. Letting o... | It really shouldn't have been so difficult. If all the cute boys on TV managed to do it, why couldn't she? It was just a matter of...finding the right formula. If only she had been better at chemistry.
Veronica Tate crossed her arms and huffed, her eyes fixed on the hunk at the other end of the subway car. Oh, wasn't ... | |
[WP] You are a terrible aspiring serial killer. Every time you try to kill, you incidentally make your "victim's" life exponentially better | Don was a lucky son of a bitch. I had him. I had him dead to rights, it couldn't have been more perfect. He was never supposed to walk away from his post-practice weightlifting session. Don is always the last person remaining in the weightroom after a long, thick, sweaty, musty, dripping lifting workout. Today was... | *Finally!* thought Samantha, *An opening.*
She had been waiting months for this. Planning it perfectly, preparing for every possible outcome. It was all coming together to a brilliant pinnacle. But then again, no one can think of everything.
She had been trailing her target, Gabe Lawson, for almost half a year now o... | |
[WP] You are a terrible aspiring serial killer. Every time you try to kill, you incidentally make your "victim's" life exponentially better | Don was a lucky son of a bitch. I had him. I had him dead to rights, it couldn't have been more perfect. He was never supposed to walk away from his post-practice weightlifting session. Don is always the last person remaining in the weightroom after a long, thick, sweaty, musty, dripping lifting workout. Today was... | Note: This Story is dark. Very dark. Think of Stephen King or Dean Koontz (before Koontz became obsessed with dogs saving the universe and everyone lives happily ever after).
There is bad language, and not everyone lives a happy and healthy life. I hate the word "triggered" for it's use on the internet all the time, bu... | |
[Inspired by this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1iwylh/what_is_the_best_horror_story_you_can_come_up/cbbbhr1) | [WP] After a botched eye surgery, you are only able to see heat signatures, as if looking through a thermographic camera. You return home to find your friend is room temperature. | I wish I could say everything I’ve learned since the surgery has been humourous. So much of it has. Cindy believes she’s the master of secret farts. She leans slightly to the left and a bright red cloud squeezes out and rolls up her backside. Frank was no surprise; the quantity and volume of his flatulence have bee... | The practice hired a car for me. Something about not wanting me to drive with the “side effects” from the surgery. I’m sure they had my best interests at heart, not the upcoming massive lawsuit I was sure to win.
“Do you know where you’re going? I’m not in the best position to give you directions.”
The driver’s ... |
[WP] You and your wife possess to power of teleportation. The plane you are both in is about to crash and your daughter, who does not have that power, is with you. | I looked at the sleeping woman next to me, her blue and green hair in a pixie cut and her glasses slid down her nose. We never tried to make Hserle feel like a disappointment, but of course, we felt like it. Two of the strongest teleporters in the world, and their child is powerless. I mean, sure, she had other things... | All I could hear were the grinding of the engines, the creek of metal, and panic. I looked past my wife to our adjacent window and see the right engine, engulfed with a weirdly colored flame.
"Honey I-" She cut me off with a hush and continued to pet the head of our daughter, who laid at her side, not a care in the w... | |
Tripocalypse? | [wp] Chewing on brain tissue leads to the release of a previously unknown, highly addictive psychoactive compound. Cannibalistic attacks begin to pop up all over as a result of a new type of drug fiend. The zombie apocalypse is here, and you are freaking out, man. | I didn't like the world anyway. On the streets below, screams rang, hordes of mad ex-humans swarmed in waves, their vicious, inhuman roars a reminder of how easily humans can revert back to their primitive state.
"It appears that scientists have found the most highly addictive drug in history in ingesting human brain... | "You have 7 new voice messages."
"Mom! You gotta drive to Colo."
"Drive now! That crazy thing is happening! I...I got my own drive, but you had to leave now! It's near home! John hid a gun in the house! Take it with you! I'm coming! I'm coming!"
"Dad... *sob*... I didn't mean to yell at you. *sob* I should have..."
... |
Tripocalypse? | [wp] Chewing on brain tissue leads to the release of a previously unknown, highly addictive psychoactive compound. Cannibalistic attacks begin to pop up all over as a result of a new type of drug fiend. The zombie apocalypse is here, and you are freaking out, man. | It had been around for as long as I could remember. "Brain Power", the mind stimulating drug endorsed by the rich and powerful, by rulers and scientist, by warlords and worshipers. Everyone wanted it, everyone could afford it and, as it turns out, few still could handle it's affects. Some of us never trusted th... | The dream felt so damn real. It was long theorized by a few conspiracy theory type psychonauts the possibility of LSD25 and other psychoactive drugs to be extracted from brain matter. It was in this sense that people could overlay the thoughts of others into their brain. For aome it caused a trippy visual high, and for... |
[WP] You, as the Supreme Commander of an allied alien force, are discussing with your generals the strategy to adopt for attacking and invading Earth. However, your knowledge of humans and of their capabilities is based on Hollywood movies. | The bar on the holoscreen marched closer to completion, but I had a feeling this simulation would be like the others. One failed sim after another. There is just no accounting for it. We had fed every war-related cultural artifact about the Humans into the central processor, but every new piece of data just made it mor... | General Za'aguvul was furious. Once again, Lieutenant Ma'aajavat was little more than an interruption in what was shaping up to be his shortest planning meeting in Go'paa'kava history. The Pak military prided itself on short briefings. Mission planning was considered to be the pinnacle of what was, in essence, an ar... | |
[WP] You, as the Supreme Commander of an allied alien force, are discussing with your generals the strategy to adopt for attacking and invading Earth. However, your knowledge of humans and of their capabilities is based on Hollywood movies. | *We have faith in your abilities, Commander Batnak, to capture Sol III and raise our flag up high on its tallest peak. You’ll be leading the First Armada, which should be more than enough to crush any resistance in one fell swoop.*
***
“Sir,” Captain Drakoo rushed towards me as I stumbled from my cabin. “Are you alri... | General Za'aguvul was furious. Once again, Lieutenant Ma'aajavat was little more than an interruption in what was shaping up to be his shortest planning meeting in Go'paa'kava history. The Pak military prided itself on short briefings. Mission planning was considered to be the pinnacle of what was, in essence, an ar... | |
[WP] You, as the Supreme Commander of an allied alien force, are discussing with your generals the strategy to adopt for attacking and invading Earth. However, your knowledge of humans and of their capabilities is based on Hollywood movies. | The Overmind waited motionless and gravitationless, a thousand kilometers above the broiling surface of the star Proxima Cenaturi. Its tactical element-minds believed this was sufficient cover to avoid detection by the Earthlings, but the certainty was less than nine-nines. It did not enjoy operating in such loose pa... | General Za'aguvul was furious. Once again, Lieutenant Ma'aajavat was little more than an interruption in what was shaping up to be his shortest planning meeting in Go'paa'kava history. The Pak military prided itself on short briefings. Mission planning was considered to be the pinnacle of what was, in essence, an ar... | |
[WP] You, as the Supreme Commander of an allied alien force, are discussing with your generals the strategy to adopt for attacking and invading Earth. However, your knowledge of humans and of their capabilities is based on Hollywood movies. | The Overmind waited motionless and gravitationless, a thousand kilometers above the broiling surface of the star Proxima Cenaturi. Its tactical element-minds believed this was sufficient cover to avoid detection by the Earthlings, but the certainty was less than nine-nines. It did not enjoy operating in such loose pa... | From the desk of Supreme Commander Teh
of the Glorious Empire of Kalazhar
To all soldiers and pilots assigned to post, and all civilian support personnel of the 85th Fleet:
As we begin our final approach to Earth and prepare to begin invasion, I wish to take a moment to first congratulate all of you on reaching this ... | |
[WP] You, as the Supreme Commander of an allied alien force, are discussing with your generals the strategy to adopt for attacking and invading Earth. However, your knowledge of humans and of their capabilities is based on Hollywood movies. | The Overmind waited motionless and gravitationless, a thousand kilometers above the broiling surface of the star Proxima Cenaturi. Its tactical element-minds believed this was sufficient cover to avoid detection by the Earthlings, but the certainty was less than nine-nines. It did not enjoy operating in such loose pa... | The bar on the holoscreen marched closer to completion, but I had a feeling this simulation would be like the others. One failed sim after another. There is just no accounting for it. We had fed every war-related cultural artifact about the Humans into the central processor, but every new piece of data just made it mor... | |
[WP] You, as the Supreme Commander of an allied alien force, are discussing with your generals the strategy to adopt for attacking and invading Earth. However, your knowledge of humans and of their capabilities is based on Hollywood movies. | The Overmind waited motionless and gravitationless, a thousand kilometers above the broiling surface of the star Proxima Cenaturi. Its tactical element-minds believed this was sufficient cover to avoid detection by the Earthlings, but the certainty was less than nine-nines. It did not enjoy operating in such loose pa... | *We have faith in your abilities, Commander Batnak, to capture Sol III and raise our flag up high on its tallest peak. You’ll be leading the First Armada, which should be more than enough to crush any resistance in one fell swoop.*
***
“Sir,” Captain Drakoo rushed towards me as I stumbled from my cabin. “Are you alri... | |
[WP] The wolf was innocent, he was framed by red riding hood. | The lights flicked on and the Wolf pulled at the cuffs chaining him to the chair. "You can't do this!" he yelled, his voice ricocheting around the small, empty room.
The steel door set into the wall opened and a tall, muscular man with a full beard stepped into the room, flipping through a folder he held in his massiv... | Anyone would have jumped at the chance. Ask any sane, business minded individual and they would have done the exact same thing. When that girl appeared at my door I just knew she was a gift; her with the whole peaches and cream thing going on and the tumbling locks of dark hair. She was the perfect victim. Together, we... | |
[WP] The wolf was innocent, he was framed by red riding hood. | The lights flicked on and the Wolf pulled at the cuffs chaining him to the chair. "You can't do this!" he yelled, his voice ricocheting around the small, empty room.
The steel door set into the wall opened and a tall, muscular man with a full beard stepped into the room, flipping through a folder he held in his massiv... | This was supposed to be an easy case. Too easy of a case, now that I think back. Some young number strolled into my office, crying about her missing grandmother. Figured the old coot just wandered off, that’s how you get if you live long enough. Normally it wouldn’t be my type of job but I needed the money, and the gir... | |
[WP] The wolf was innocent, he was framed by red riding hood. | The lights flicked on and the Wolf pulled at the cuffs chaining him to the chair. "You can't do this!" he yelled, his voice ricocheting around the small, empty room.
The steel door set into the wall opened and a tall, muscular man with a full beard stepped into the room, flipping through a folder he held in his massiv... | "I have to say Red, this meal is lovely. You really seem to have gone to a lot of effort." The wolf looked up from his steak and gave a toothy grin to the woman sitting across the extravagantly arranged table. "I just want you to know I really do appreciate it."
It was an exquisite feast with more food than the wolf h... | |
[WP] When a new president is elected, they are given a special security briefing. In reality, this is an old tradition where various directors, military officers and current ministers present fake evidence and compete to see who can convince the president of the most ridiculous things. | The three men solemnly stepped into the oval office. The CIA Director, who had several manilla folders, The Secretary of Defense, who carried three briefcases, and Presley Quinn, who had nothing but a folded up orange poster.
"As you know sir, it is a necessary for the Commander In Chief to be briefed on top-secret in... | "Mr President I want you to know I am telling you this in full confidence." Said the head of the Secret Service.
The President looked at him. "Yes go ahead."
"Well, we know this job is stressful. A man like yourself needs to be able to let off some steam. Ease that stress."
"Yes indeed." The President says.
... | |
[WP] When a new president is elected, they are given a special security briefing. In reality, this is an old tradition where various directors, military officers and current ministers present fake evidence and compete to see who can convince the president of the most ridiculous things. | The three men solemnly stepped into the oval office. The CIA Director, who had several manilla folders, The Secretary of Defense, who carried three briefcases, and Presley Quinn, who had nothing but a folded up orange poster.
"As you know sir, it is a necessary for the Commander In Chief to be briefed on top-secret in... | The campaign had been hard on her, but, as she took her seat in the Oval Office, she felt with absolute certainty that she was ready for anything. Then, the peace of a president always short lived, a knock at the door interrupted her reverie.
“Come in!” she called.
In walked several suits and, at their center, him. ... | |
[WP] You were born and lived out your entire life with a severely debilitating mental disability. You die and find out that there are no diseases or disabilities in death and begin to reflect on the life you lived for the first time. | "Goodnight Sarah, I love you" my mother was always the best to me no matter what i had done that day. I look up from the pool of water in a basin made out of cloud and notice that I have been left alone. The others that were with me on the ride here must not need as much time to remember everything as I do, they must h... | Eternity stretches out before me and I'm left with a thought:
Eternity isn't going to be nearly as interesting as life had been...
Schizophrenia can be a debilitating disease to onlookers who don't have it. I guess you can say it is debilitating, but then I guess it's all about how you look at it.
Growing up I never... | |
[WP] You were born and lived out your entire life with a severely debilitating mental disability. You die and find out that there are no diseases or disabilities in death and begin to reflect on the life you lived for the first time. | "Goodnight Sarah, I love you" my mother was always the best to me no matter what i had done that day. I look up from the pool of water in a basin made out of cloud and notice that I have been left alone. The others that were with me on the ride here must not need as much time to remember everything as I do, they must h... | It's a funny thing, feeling nothing. I'm not talking about the nothing in the sense of the numbness that only comes from someone close to you passing on, nor am I referring to the sweet relief of nothing from after your own passing. I mean the nothing that comes with depression, the depths of oblivion when even your wi... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | *Not again*, I thought to myself, as I let out a hopeless sigh.
Ever since I set foot in that bloody temple, I've had nothing but bizarrely magical experiences. It sounds like something out of a Disney flick, but no, this was something much less exciting and much more annoying.
*How will I introduce myself this time?... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | I felt like some disembodied god being, hanging I space, though I was concealed in the darkness presumably.
I know in a moment what's happened, and realize I have to act boldly and quickly, as only the demons who summoned me can return me home.
The room I found myself in was a unique form of darkness. From the circl... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | ...First time poster. I'm not a writer, but these prompts are fun to think about.
It was a Sunday. Day of rest, my ass. Six grueling hours in the heat. My yard had taken a turn for the worse and today I conquered it. Three years of weeds and neglect were dealt with today. My yard looked like a horror victim wi... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | Borogoroth trembled as he hid behind the shower curtain. He pointed a shaking finger at Kayzah, empress of blood and despair and said between panicked gasps - "Why do you always have to have things your way!?"
Kayzah slapped him across the face with her clawed hand. "Oh so this is my fault too? Why don't we just make e... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | It was a chilly, Monday morning when I was teleported out of my kitchen. I ended up in a room with four hellish creatures. They looked at me and I looked at them. We both screamed at the same time. They ran into the nearest bathroom to discuss what they should do. I sat outside the door, listening to their plans.
... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" |
I fucking hate Ouija boards. I’ve watched enough scary movies and dabbled deep enough in my years to learn what to respect while using and what just not to fuck with. I will not touch those cursed pieces of shit and will leave a party if someone pulls it out 'for funsies'. There's nothing fun or good about a Ouija bo... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | Where was I? Just a flurry of red winged creatures, a dropped Ouija board? Everything was dark and close, smelled musty, old. This was not my living room.
Process that thought later. The things - no creatures - that had dropped the Ouija board were like the devils in mythical folklore. Only I wasn't drunk or high. I d... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | What had these fools wrought upon themselves once again? I had a name once, but there was only one thing I was known as now. I could see ears on the walls, listening, waiting for me to make my move. The denizens of this hellish dimension whimpered awaiting their impending death.
"Eat lead!" I cried. I fired up my m... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | Demons live in the shadows. You aught to be cautious, yes, but there’s no need to be afraid. Demons live in the shadows or should I say beneath them, for the shadows are what keeps our worlds apart. You can say that the shadows keep us safe. For this we are surely lucky for without this wall, without this barrier, one... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | They had waited all week for the storm to hit and now that it was here it was time. Carol and Jeff on the bottom two points of the pentagram. Thomas sat at the top with the ouiji board in front of him. "Hey guys? Aren't we supposed to hold hands or something for this part?"
Jeff and Carol looked at each other for a lo... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | I had just filled up my cereal bowl and was about to enjoy a late breakfast when that familiar feeling came on me again. Dang-it, I already regretted that deal I had made with that thieving “Ouija the Fantabulous”.
At the time it had sounded like easy money – As a member of the Dimension Monitoring Security Divisi... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | "I told you, Urglesh!" yelled the Scourge of Ten Worlds, "I told you they were real!" His back was pinned against a baroque, iron door.
"Yeah well, I thought you were joking, humans are a myth! Everyone knows that, even little demonettes and imps. Shut up and grab that chair and block the door." The Scourge scrambled ... | It was 10 in the morning. I had just woken up. It was my first day off work in 2 weeks. I was sitting in my living room about to smoke some weed to get my day going and watching some TV. I was about to take my first hit when suddenly I was transported to a dark place surrounded by demons and candles. They all suddenly ... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" |
I fucking hate Ouija boards. I’ve watched enough scary movies and dabbled deep enough in my years to learn what to respect while using and what just not to fuck with. I will not touch those cursed pieces of shit and will leave a party if someone pulls it out 'for funsies'. There's nothing fun or good about a Ouija bo... | *Not again*, I thought to myself, as I let out a hopeless sigh.
Ever since I set foot in that bloody temple, I've had nothing but bizarrely magical experiences. It sounds like something out of a Disney flick, but no, this was something much less exciting and much more annoying.
*How will I introduce myself this time?... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | Demons live in the shadows. You aught to be cautious, yes, but there’s no need to be afraid. Demons live in the shadows or should I say beneath them, for the shadows are what keeps our worlds apart. You can say that the shadows keep us safe. For this we are surely lucky for without this wall, without this barrier, one... | *Not again*, I thought to myself, as I let out a hopeless sigh.
Ever since I set foot in that bloody temple, I've had nothing but bizarrely magical experiences. It sounds like something out of a Disney flick, but no, this was something much less exciting and much more annoying.
*How will I introduce myself this time?... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | They had waited all week for the storm to hit and now that it was here it was time. Carol and Jeff on the bottom two points of the pentagram. Thomas sat at the top with the ouiji board in front of him. "Hey guys? Aren't we supposed to hold hands or something for this part?"
Jeff and Carol looked at each other for a lo... | *Not again*, I thought to myself, as I let out a hopeless sigh.
Ever since I set foot in that bloody temple, I've had nothing but bizarrely magical experiences. It sounds like something out of a Disney flick, but no, this was something much less exciting and much more annoying.
*How will I introduce myself this time?... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | I had just filled up my cereal bowl and was about to enjoy a late breakfast when that familiar feeling came on me again. Dang-it, I already regretted that deal I had made with that thieving “Ouija the Fantabulous”.
At the time it had sounded like easy money – As a member of the Dimension Monitoring Security Divisi... | *Not again*, I thought to myself, as I let out a hopeless sigh.
Ever since I set foot in that bloody temple, I've had nothing but bizarrely magical experiences. It sounds like something out of a Disney flick, but no, this was something much less exciting and much more annoying.
*How will I introduce myself this time?... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | "I told you, Urglesh!" yelled the Scourge of Ten Worlds, "I told you they were real!" His back was pinned against a baroque, iron door.
"Yeah well, I thought you were joking, humans are a myth! Everyone knows that, even little demonettes and imps. Shut up and grab that chair and block the door." The Scourge scrambled ... | *Not again*, I thought to myself, as I let out a hopeless sigh.
Ever since I set foot in that bloody temple, I've had nothing but bizarrely magical experiences. It sounds like something out of a Disney flick, but no, this was something much less exciting and much more annoying.
*How will I introduce myself this time?... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" |
I fucking hate Ouija boards. I’ve watched enough scary movies and dabbled deep enough in my years to learn what to respect while using and what just not to fuck with. I will not touch those cursed pieces of shit and will leave a party if someone pulls it out 'for funsies'. There's nothing fun or good about a Ouija bo... | I felt like some disembodied god being, hanging I space, though I was concealed in the darkness presumably.
I know in a moment what's happened, and realize I have to act boldly and quickly, as only the demons who summoned me can return me home.
The room I found myself in was a unique form of darkness. From the circl... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" |
I fucking hate Ouija boards. I’ve watched enough scary movies and dabbled deep enough in my years to learn what to respect while using and what just not to fuck with. I will not touch those cursed pieces of shit and will leave a party if someone pulls it out 'for funsies'. There's nothing fun or good about a Ouija bo... | ...First time poster. I'm not a writer, but these prompts are fun to think about.
It was a Sunday. Day of rest, my ass. Six grueling hours in the heat. My yard had taken a turn for the worse and today I conquered it. Three years of weeds and neglect were dealt with today. My yard looked like a horror victim wi... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | Demons live in the shadows. You aught to be cautious, yes, but there’s no need to be afraid. Demons live in the shadows or should I say beneath them, for the shadows are what keeps our worlds apart. You can say that the shadows keep us safe. For this we are surely lucky for without this wall, without this barrier, one... | It was a chilly, Monday morning when I was teleported out of my kitchen. I ended up in a room with four hellish creatures. They looked at me and I looked at them. We both screamed at the same time. They ran into the nearest bathroom to discuss what they should do. I sat outside the door, listening to their plans.
... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | They had waited all week for the storm to hit and now that it was here it was time. Carol and Jeff on the bottom two points of the pentagram. Thomas sat at the top with the ouiji board in front of him. "Hey guys? Aren't we supposed to hold hands or something for this part?"
Jeff and Carol looked at each other for a lo... | It was a chilly, Monday morning when I was teleported out of my kitchen. I ended up in a room with four hellish creatures. They looked at me and I looked at them. We both screamed at the same time. They ran into the nearest bathroom to discuss what they should do. I sat outside the door, listening to their plans.
... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | I had just filled up my cereal bowl and was about to enjoy a late breakfast when that familiar feeling came on me again. Dang-it, I already regretted that deal I had made with that thieving “Ouija the Fantabulous”.
At the time it had sounded like easy money – As a member of the Dimension Monitoring Security Divisi... | It was a chilly, Monday morning when I was teleported out of my kitchen. I ended up in a room with four hellish creatures. They looked at me and I looked at them. We both screamed at the same time. They ran into the nearest bathroom to discuss what they should do. I sat outside the door, listening to their plans.
... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | "I told you, Urglesh!" yelled the Scourge of Ten Worlds, "I told you they were real!" His back was pinned against a baroque, iron door.
"Yeah well, I thought you were joking, humans are a myth! Everyone knows that, even little demonettes and imps. Shut up and grab that chair and block the door." The Scourge scrambled ... | It was a chilly, Monday morning when I was teleported out of my kitchen. I ended up in a room with four hellish creatures. They looked at me and I looked at them. We both screamed at the same time. They ran into the nearest bathroom to discuss what they should do. I sat outside the door, listening to their plans.
... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | Demons live in the shadows. You aught to be cautious, yes, but there’s no need to be afraid. Demons live in the shadows or should I say beneath them, for the shadows are what keeps our worlds apart. You can say that the shadows keep us safe. For this we are surely lucky for without this wall, without this barrier, one... | Where was I? Just a flurry of red winged creatures, a dropped Ouija board? Everything was dark and close, smelled musty, old. This was not my living room.
Process that thought later. The things - no creatures - that had dropped the Ouija board were like the devils in mythical folklore. Only I wasn't drunk or high. I d... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | They had waited all week for the storm to hit and now that it was here it was time. Carol and Jeff on the bottom two points of the pentagram. Thomas sat at the top with the ouiji board in front of him. "Hey guys? Aren't we supposed to hold hands or something for this part?"
Jeff and Carol looked at each other for a lo... | Where was I? Just a flurry of red winged creatures, a dropped Ouija board? Everything was dark and close, smelled musty, old. This was not my living room.
Process that thought later. The things - no creatures - that had dropped the Ouija board were like the devils in mythical folklore. Only I wasn't drunk or high. I d... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | I had just filled up my cereal bowl and was about to enjoy a late breakfast when that familiar feeling came on me again. Dang-it, I already regretted that deal I had made with that thieving “Ouija the Fantabulous”.
At the time it had sounded like easy money – As a member of the Dimension Monitoring Security Divisi... | Where was I? Just a flurry of red winged creatures, a dropped Ouija board? Everything was dark and close, smelled musty, old. This was not my living room.
Process that thought later. The things - no creatures - that had dropped the Ouija board were like the devils in mythical folklore. Only I wasn't drunk or high. I d... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | "I told you, Urglesh!" yelled the Scourge of Ten Worlds, "I told you they were real!" His back was pinned against a baroque, iron door.
"Yeah well, I thought you were joking, humans are a myth! Everyone knows that, even little demonettes and imps. Shut up and grab that chair and block the door." The Scourge scrambled ... | Where was I? Just a flurry of red winged creatures, a dropped Ouija board? Everything was dark and close, smelled musty, old. This was not my living room.
Process that thought later. The things - no creatures - that had dropped the Ouija board were like the devils in mythical folklore. Only I wasn't drunk or high. I d... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | Demons live in the shadows. You aught to be cautious, yes, but there’s no need to be afraid. Demons live in the shadows or should I say beneath them, for the shadows are what keeps our worlds apart. You can say that the shadows keep us safe. For this we are surely lucky for without this wall, without this barrier, one... | What had these fools wrought upon themselves once again? I had a name once, but there was only one thing I was known as now. I could see ears on the walls, listening, waiting for me to make my move. The denizens of this hellish dimension whimpered awaiting their impending death.
"Eat lead!" I cried. I fired up my m... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | They had waited all week for the storm to hit and now that it was here it was time. Carol and Jeff on the bottom two points of the pentagram. Thomas sat at the top with the ouiji board in front of him. "Hey guys? Aren't we supposed to hold hands or something for this part?"
Jeff and Carol looked at each other for a lo... | What had these fools wrought upon themselves once again? I had a name once, but there was only one thing I was known as now. I could see ears on the walls, listening, waiting for me to make my move. The denizens of this hellish dimension whimpered awaiting their impending death.
"Eat lead!" I cried. I fired up my m... | |
[WP] One second your in your house, the next you're standing in a living room surrounded by three demons. They drop their Ouija board and scream as they run to their bathroom and lock the door. "I told you we shouldn't have touched it!" | I had just filled up my cereal bowl and was about to enjoy a late breakfast when that familiar feeling came on me again. Dang-it, I already regretted that deal I had made with that thieving “Ouija the Fantabulous”.
At the time it had sounded like easy money – As a member of the Dimension Monitoring Security Divisi... | What had these fools wrought upon themselves once again? I had a name once, but there was only one thing I was known as now. I could see ears on the walls, listening, waiting for me to make my move. The denizens of this hellish dimension whimpered awaiting their impending death.
"Eat lead!" I cried. I fired up my m... |
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