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[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | ... I rolled my eyes. This was the third time this semester. Any more of this and the school was going to start asking questions. The old pickup spun around and jolted forward with powerful ferocity, bolting out of the parking lot and swerving into the main road. Dad started psyching himself up as we picked up speed. H... | I understood immediately.
“How did you find her?” I look over to him.
Dad’s mouth remained pursed in a thin line. His eyes locked, expression empty.
“Where is she?”
This time he answered. “Industrial park warehouse off Branchville. Near the petrochem refineries.”
I rubbed the pistol in my lap, its cylinder co... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | I understood immediately.
“How did you find her?” I look over to him.
Dad’s mouth remained pursed in a thin line. His eyes locked, expression empty.
“Where is she?”
This time he answered. “Industrial park warehouse off Branchville. Near the petrochem refineries.”
I rubbed the pistol in my lap, its cylinder co... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | You could hear a pin drop. I wished one would, if only to break the silence.
"Well... that's all well and good..." my teacher, Mrs. Fanshawe, began to say, "but Jeffrey has a test at exactly two pee..."
"Fuck the test. I said I need him." My father was not one to mince words.
He looked directly at me.
"Let's go."
... | I understood immediately.
“How did you find her?” I look over to him.
Dad’s mouth remained pursed in a thin line. His eyes locked, expression empty.
“Where is she?”
This time he answered. “Industrial park warehouse off Branchville. Near the petrochem refineries.”
I rubbed the pistol in my lap, its cylinder co... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | "Does that mean you believe me," I asked, out loud, though I'd been wondering ever since I'd told him what I'd seen a week ago.
His eyes shifted to me, almost imperceptibly, but I could see the corner of his mouth quivering in profile. There was sweat on his brow. His skin was flushed and waxy. He didn't have to confi... | "We're going to get your mother." The words echoed in my head as I turned the MP5 over in my hands. What happened to her? She had been fine when I'd left this morning. We'd only been in this city for a week. They never catch up this quickly. But... if *he's* here, then something's really gone wrong.
"Where is she?" I ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | He had pulled me out of school after lunch and made a scene in the hallway yelling at the principal, "This is my son and I'll take him out of school if I want to!"
He smelled like the bar again. He always smelled like the bar these days and he was always yelling at everyone, like the whole world was against him. I di... | "We're going to get your mother." The words echoed in my head as I turned the MP5 over in my hands. What happened to her? She had been fine when I'd left this morning. We'd only been in this city for a week. They never catch up this quickly. But... if *he's* here, then something's really gone wrong.
"Where is she?" I ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | It was a semi-normal day. Math class first period, History second, Gym third, then Mechanics last. It felt good knowing that summer had finally come and that school was almost over. The thought had eased my mind and I was beginning to relax, but I was sorely mistaken. The intercom boomed over my history teacher in the ... | "We're going to get your mother." The words echoed in my head as I turned the MP5 over in my hands. What happened to her? She had been fine when I'd left this morning. We'd only been in this city for a week. They never catch up this quickly. But... if *he's* here, then something's really gone wrong.
"Where is she?" I ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | Pat Two.
As I nodded to my father, my fingers wrapped around the handle of the passenger door of our family's SUV. Before giving the handle one solid jerk, I watched my father slide himself from the driver's seat and out into the middle of the intersection. With the same intensity as before, his eyes darted back and ... | "We're going to get your mother." The words echoed in my head as I turned the MP5 over in my hands. What happened to her? She had been fine when I'd left this morning. We'd only been in this city for a week. They never catch up this quickly. But... if *he's* here, then something's really gone wrong.
"Where is she?" I ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | ... I rolled my eyes. This was the third time this semester. Any more of this and the school was going to start asking questions. The old pickup spun around and jolted forward with powerful ferocity, bolting out of the parking lot and swerving into the main road. Dad started psyching himself up as we picked up speed. H... | "We're going to get your mother." The words echoed in my head as I turned the MP5 over in my hands. What happened to her? She had been fine when I'd left this morning. We'd only been in this city for a week. They never catch up this quickly. But... if *he's* here, then something's really gone wrong.
"Where is she?" I ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | "We're going to get your mother." The words echoed in my head as I turned the MP5 over in my hands. What happened to her? She had been fine when I'd left this morning. We'd only been in this city for a week. They never catch up this quickly. But... if *he's* here, then something's really gone wrong.
"Where is she?" I ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | You could hear a pin drop. I wished one would, if only to break the silence.
"Well... that's all well and good..." my teacher, Mrs. Fanshawe, began to say, "but Jeffrey has a test at exactly two pee..."
"Fuck the test. I said I need him." My father was not one to mince words.
He looked directly at me.
"Let's go."
... | "We're going to get your mother." The words echoed in my head as I turned the MP5 over in my hands. What happened to her? She had been fine when I'd left this morning. We'd only been in this city for a week. They never catch up this quickly. But... if *he's* here, then something's really gone wrong.
"Where is she?" I ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | He had pulled me out of school after lunch and made a scene in the hallway yelling at the principal, "This is my son and I'll take him out of school if I want to!"
He smelled like the bar again. He always smelled like the bar these days and he was always yelling at everyone, like the whole world was against him. I di... | "We're going to get your mother."
Taken aback by everything, I simply nodded my head. I was sixteen and prepared for this moment. I quickly opened the door and dove out of the moving vehicle.
That's what I would have done if I had unlocked the door first, but a firm fist held me down. I don't recall the exact w... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | It was a semi-normal day. Math class first period, History second, Gym third, then Mechanics last. It felt good knowing that summer had finally come and that school was almost over. The thought had eased my mind and I was beginning to relax, but I was sorely mistaken. The intercom boomed over my history teacher in the ... | "We're going to get your mother."
Taken aback by everything, I simply nodded my head. I was sixteen and prepared for this moment. I quickly opened the door and dove out of the moving vehicle.
That's what I would have done if I had unlocked the door first, but a firm fist held me down. I don't recall the exact w... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | Pat Two.
As I nodded to my father, my fingers wrapped around the handle of the passenger door of our family's SUV. Before giving the handle one solid jerk, I watched my father slide himself from the driver's seat and out into the middle of the intersection. With the same intensity as before, his eyes darted back and ... | "We're going to get your mother."
Taken aback by everything, I simply nodded my head. I was sixteen and prepared for this moment. I quickly opened the door and dove out of the moving vehicle.
That's what I would have done if I had unlocked the door first, but a firm fist held me down. I don't recall the exact w... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | ... I rolled my eyes. This was the third time this semester. Any more of this and the school was going to start asking questions. The old pickup spun around and jolted forward with powerful ferocity, bolting out of the parking lot and swerving into the main road. Dad started psyching himself up as we picked up speed. H... | "We're going to get your mother."
Taken aback by everything, I simply nodded my head. I was sixteen and prepared for this moment. I quickly opened the door and dove out of the moving vehicle.
That's what I would have done if I had unlocked the door first, but a firm fist held me down. I don't recall the exact w... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | "We're going to get your mother."
Taken aback by everything, I simply nodded my head. I was sixteen and prepared for this moment. I quickly opened the door and dove out of the moving vehicle.
That's what I would have done if I had unlocked the door first, but a firm fist held me down. I don't recall the exact w... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | You could hear a pin drop. I wished one would, if only to break the silence.
"Well... that's all well and good..." my teacher, Mrs. Fanshawe, began to say, "but Jeffrey has a test at exactly two pee..."
"Fuck the test. I said I need him." My father was not one to mince words.
He looked directly at me.
"Let's go."
... | "We're going to get your mother."
Taken aback by everything, I simply nodded my head. I was sixteen and prepared for this moment. I quickly opened the door and dove out of the moving vehicle.
That's what I would have done if I had unlocked the door first, but a firm fist held me down. I don't recall the exact w... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | He had pulled me out of school after lunch and made a scene in the hallway yelling at the principal, "This is my son and I'll take him out of school if I want to!"
He smelled like the bar again. He always smelled like the bar these days and he was always yelling at everyone, like the whole world was against him. I di... | "But Dad, she's still in prison!" I said.
"I know," said Dad, "We're busting her out!"
You might think this is the start of an epic tale where a completely ordinary child is dragged off onto a life on the run from the law, living in cheap hotels and eeking out a meager living on the streets, but when you're the son... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | It was a semi-normal day. Math class first period, History second, Gym third, then Mechanics last. It felt good knowing that summer had finally come and that school was almost over. The thought had eased my mind and I was beginning to relax, but I was sorely mistaken. The intercom boomed over my history teacher in the ... | "But Dad, she's still in prison!" I said.
"I know," said Dad, "We're busting her out!"
You might think this is the start of an epic tale where a completely ordinary child is dragged off onto a life on the run from the law, living in cheap hotels and eeking out a meager living on the streets, but when you're the son... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | Pat Two.
As I nodded to my father, my fingers wrapped around the handle of the passenger door of our family's SUV. Before giving the handle one solid jerk, I watched my father slide himself from the driver's seat and out into the middle of the intersection. With the same intensity as before, his eyes darted back and ... | "But Dad, she's still in prison!" I said.
"I know," said Dad, "We're busting her out!"
You might think this is the start of an epic tale where a completely ordinary child is dragged off onto a life on the run from the law, living in cheap hotels and eeking out a meager living on the streets, but when you're the son... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | ... I rolled my eyes. This was the third time this semester. Any more of this and the school was going to start asking questions. The old pickup spun around and jolted forward with powerful ferocity, bolting out of the parking lot and swerving into the main road. Dad started psyching himself up as we picked up speed. H... | "But Dad, she's still in prison!" I said.
"I know," said Dad, "We're busting her out!"
You might think this is the start of an epic tale where a completely ordinary child is dragged off onto a life on the run from the law, living in cheap hotels and eeking out a meager living on the streets, but when you're the son... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | "But Dad, she's still in prison!" I said.
"I know," said Dad, "We're busting her out!"
You might think this is the start of an epic tale where a completely ordinary child is dragged off onto a life on the run from the law, living in cheap hotels and eeking out a meager living on the streets, but when you're the son... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | You could hear a pin drop. I wished one would, if only to break the silence.
"Well... that's all well and good..." my teacher, Mrs. Fanshawe, began to say, "but Jeffrey has a test at exactly two pee..."
"Fuck the test. I said I need him." My father was not one to mince words.
He looked directly at me.
"Let's go."
... | "But Dad, she's still in prison!" I said.
"I know," said Dad, "We're busting her out!"
You might think this is the start of an epic tale where a completely ordinary child is dragged off onto a life on the run from the law, living in cheap hotels and eeking out a meager living on the streets, but when you're the son... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | He had pulled me out of school after lunch and made a scene in the hallway yelling at the principal, "This is my son and I'll take him out of school if I want to!"
He smelled like the bar again. He always smelled like the bar these days and he was always yelling at everyone, like the whole world was against him. I di... | I thought it was my dad at the time but now I realize how silly I had been. Of course I hadn't seen my father since I was born. Foresight makes this obvious, yet to a 12 year old me I was over joyed when my father had come to rejoin our family.
After 10 minutes of silence and pure childlike wonder, a gun was dropped i... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | It was a semi-normal day. Math class first period, History second, Gym third, then Mechanics last. It felt good knowing that summer had finally come and that school was almost over. The thought had eased my mind and I was beginning to relax, but I was sorely mistaken. The intercom boomed over my history teacher in the ... | I thought it was my dad at the time but now I realize how silly I had been. Of course I hadn't seen my father since I was born. Foresight makes this obvious, yet to a 12 year old me I was over joyed when my father had come to rejoin our family.
After 10 minutes of silence and pure childlike wonder, a gun was dropped i... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | Pat Two.
As I nodded to my father, my fingers wrapped around the handle of the passenger door of our family's SUV. Before giving the handle one solid jerk, I watched my father slide himself from the driver's seat and out into the middle of the intersection. With the same intensity as before, his eyes darted back and ... | I thought it was my dad at the time but now I realize how silly I had been. Of course I hadn't seen my father since I was born. Foresight makes this obvious, yet to a 12 year old me I was over joyed when my father had come to rejoin our family.
After 10 minutes of silence and pure childlike wonder, a gun was dropped i... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | ... I rolled my eyes. This was the third time this semester. Any more of this and the school was going to start asking questions. The old pickup spun around and jolted forward with powerful ferocity, bolting out of the parking lot and swerving into the main road. Dad started psyching himself up as we picked up speed. H... | I thought it was my dad at the time but now I realize how silly I had been. Of course I hadn't seen my father since I was born. Foresight makes this obvious, yet to a 12 year old me I was over joyed when my father had come to rejoin our family.
After 10 minutes of silence and pure childlike wonder, a gun was dropped i... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | I thought it was my dad at the time but now I realize how silly I had been. Of course I hadn't seen my father since I was born. Foresight makes this obvious, yet to a 12 year old me I was over joyed when my father had come to rejoin our family.
After 10 minutes of silence and pure childlike wonder, a gun was dropped i... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my dad, "Yo pops, shoot her later!"
Come inside, grab up a drink if you dare.
Let's sit on our ass and watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | You could hear a pin drop. I wished one would, if only to break the silence.
"Well... that's all well and good..." my teacher, Mrs. Fanshawe, began to say, "but Jeffrey has a test at exactly two pee..."
"Fuck the test. I said I need him." My father was not one to mince words.
He looked directly at me.
"Let's go."
... | We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my dad, "Yo pops, shoot her later!"
Come inside, grab up a drink if you dare.
Let's sit on our ass and watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | When I was 16, my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn’t leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, “We’re going to get your mother.”
It wasn’t the sort of thing that I’d talk about at parties or even disclose to friends, but home was a strange place. My mother had always b... | We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my dad, "Yo pops, shoot her later!"
Come inside, grab up a drink if you dare.
Let's sit on our ass and watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | A gun. What the hell would I need a gun for?
"Uh, dad..?"
"Oh, shit, sorry." He takes back the gun, shoves it in under the seat, and hands me a birthday card. "Sign it. Teller you love 'er."
"We're taking your mother to Golden Corral. They have an early bird special, s'why I pulledja outta school early. Butcha gone... | We pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my dad, "Yo pops, shoot her later!"
Come inside, grab up a drink if you dare.
Let's sit on our ass and watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | "Does that mean you believe me," I asked, out loud, though I'd been wondering ever since I'd told him what I'd seen a week ago.
His eyes shifted to me, almost imperceptibly, but I could see the corner of his mouth quivering in profile. There was sweat on his brow. His skin was flushed and waxy. He didn't have to confi... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | You could hear a pin drop. I wished one would, if only to break the silence.
"Well... that's all well and good..." my teacher, Mrs. Fanshawe, began to say, "but Jeffrey has a test at exactly two pee..."
"Fuck the test. I said I need him." My father was not one to mince words.
He looked directly at me.
"Let's go."
... | "Does that mean you believe me," I asked, out loud, though I'd been wondering ever since I'd told him what I'd seen a week ago.
His eyes shifted to me, almost imperceptibly, but I could see the corner of his mouth quivering in profile. There was sweat on his brow. His skin was flushed and waxy. He didn't have to confi... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | He had pulled me out of school after lunch and made a scene in the hallway yelling at the principal, "This is my son and I'll take him out of school if I want to!"
He smelled like the bar again. He always smelled like the bar these days and he was always yelling at everyone, like the whole world was against him. I di... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | On my 16th birthday, dad surprised me by pulling me out of gym class halfway through the day. He didn't explain why he was there--not in the hallway, not in the parking lot. He waited until we were on the highway, pushing 90 MPH. And our luck.
"Dad?" I tried, finally. Halfway to SJC. Without taking his eyes off the ro... | It was a semi-normal day. Math class first period, History second, Gym third, then Mechanics last. It felt good knowing that summer had finally come and that school was almost over. The thought had eased my mind and I was beginning to relax, but I was sorely mistaken. The intercom boomed over my history teacher in the ... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | You could hear a pin drop. I wished one would, if only to break the silence.
"Well... that's all well and good..." my teacher, Mrs. Fanshawe, began to say, "but Jeffrey has a test at exactly two pee..."
"Fuck the test. I said I need him." My father was not one to mince words.
He looked directly at me.
"Let's go."
... | I knew that this day would've come. My dad threw me into the backseat.
"Fasten your seatbelt son, we're going to get your mom!" he said with a strong voice.
He threw a gun in my lap. I picked it up and realised that my Counterstrike skills would finally come to use.
"I'm ready father, I've been waiting for this mome... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | When I was 16, my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn’t leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, “We’re going to get your mother.”
It wasn’t the sort of thing that I’d talk about at parties or even disclose to friends, but home was a strange place. My mother had always b... | I knew that this day would've come. My dad threw me into the backseat.
"Fasten your seatbelt son, we're going to get your mom!" he said with a strong voice.
He threw a gun in my lap. I picked it up and realised that my Counterstrike skills would finally come to use.
"I'm ready father, I've been waiting for this mome... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | A gun. What the hell would I need a gun for?
"Uh, dad..?"
"Oh, shit, sorry." He takes back the gun, shoves it in under the seat, and hands me a birthday card. "Sign it. Teller you love 'er."
"We're taking your mother to Golden Corral. They have an early bird special, s'why I pulledja outta school early. Butcha gone... | I knew that this day would've come. My dad threw me into the backseat.
"Fasten your seatbelt son, we're going to get your mom!" he said with a strong voice.
He threw a gun in my lap. I picked it up and realised that my Counterstrike skills would finally come to use.
"I'm ready father, I've been waiting for this mome... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | A gun. What the hell would I need a gun for?
"Uh, dad..?"
"Oh, shit, sorry." He takes back the gun, shoves it in under the seat, and hands me a birthday card. "Sign it. Teller you love 'er."
"We're taking your mother to Golden Corral. They have an early bird special, s'why I pulledja outta school early. Butcha gone... | When I was 16, my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn’t leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, “We’re going to get your mother.”
It wasn’t the sort of thing that I’d talk about at parties or even disclose to friends, but home was a strange place. My mother had always b... | |
[WP] When I was 16 my father pulled me out of school and shoved me in the car. His eyes didn't leave the road as he threw a gun in my lap and said, "We're going to get your mother." | …
Everybody’s running from something.
Sometimes from themselves.
And when that happens…
…you call on someone very special.
Someone who stopped running long ago.
*The Highwayman.*
For a long while, folks thought he was a myth. No one knew his name or where he was from. He simply…*appears*. Materializing out ... | EXT. School - Day
DAD (42) and SON (13) walk up to the '84 Malibu and Son gets in the passenger seat and Dad walks around to the drivers seat and gets in. Dad turns the ignition and places his hand on Son's seat back and turns around.
DAD
Get your seat belt on.
Son grabs his seat belt quickly. Dad hits the gas and ... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Princess Betta of Bathory leaned over a massive bath built into the stonework. The contents obscured from Sir Henry's blurry view, but already he'd seen enough to confirm the long whispered rumors of Betta's occult interests. He'd dismissed them as too outrageous to be true, and now as his awareness sharpened he realiz... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Hear me warrior." the dragon said after setting the knight down.
sir ronceval of Parrl was a knight of no small skill, but aside from the fact that this towering, rust-red scale coated behemoth whose every word came with generous gouts of fire that sputtered and crept over its upper jaws like souls being sent to the ... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Oh, not this shit again."
Hrifbgueghn rubbed the soot from his eyes and poked his head out to see the villagers scurrying away. The girl was, as usual, chained to the stake that they had hastily pounded into the ground in front of his lair. Knowing the "Knight" would be along presently, he decided to ask the "Prince... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | “Come on in.” The Dragon stepped aside to allow the two couple enter the room, taking their respective seat.
The door closed gently behind them, and the Dragon stood in front of the couple with the clipboard. “Now to get on-”
“Are we still have to go through this again?” The Princess huffed, standing from her seat. “... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Dragons are very long-lived creatures. We divide ourselves between two groups: the ones who hibernate, and the ones who don't. If you choose not to, like me, you need something to while away the centuries.
Taking human form helps. I've spent lives as other animals, but the pleasures available to them are quite limited... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Should you have the honour of rescuing my daughter, the beautiful princess Yazariya from that lair, you may take her hand and rule alongside her."
Prince Renal nodded respectfully in silence, for he was recognizing the grief and sorrow of the king and also a father of the poor child. The princess was missing for 20 y... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "I was pulled from the local brothel by my fragile yet fateful squire Elrish. I'm sure he sounded something like this while attempting to pull me away from the heaven I found myself in."
"Pppp...pardon me, great lord Martin. Slayer of Evil, Lover of Women, and Bringer of Joy"
Elrish stumbled forward sluggishly to... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Sir Gunther trudged wearily toward the cave, his breathing labored from hours of plodding through the muddy banks of the Toffee Swamp. As he pulled his last booted foot from the muck and struck out on solid footing, he mumbled a prayer to whichever saint happened to be listening. Normally he had the time to be picky ab... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "You Never talk to me anymore, all of our conversations are one way. I slave over a hot furnace all day to make you a warm meal everyday when you come home from work. That dragon doesn't cook itself you know! HELLO! Can you even hear what i'm saying to right know."
(silence)
"God Charles, you are unbelievable. I don... | Yes they all called me the Dragon. Why they kept coming back every week was beyond me, but maybe they saw through my ruthlessness through to my deep passion, or maybe simply they admired my particular intelligence, well beyond anyone. A small but solid group would endure merciless slaughter on a weekly basis, and my ru... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Princess Betta of Bathory leaned over a massive bath built into the stonework. The contents obscured from Sir Henry's blurry view, but already he'd seen enough to confirm the long whispered rumors of Betta's occult interests. He'd dismissed them as too outrageous to be true, and now as his awareness sharpened he realiz... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Hear me warrior." the dragon said after setting the knight down.
sir ronceval of Parrl was a knight of no small skill, but aside from the fact that this towering, rust-red scale coated behemoth whose every word came with generous gouts of fire that sputtered and crept over its upper jaws like souls being sent to the ... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Oh, not this shit again."
Hrifbgueghn rubbed the soot from his eyes and poked his head out to see the villagers scurrying away. The girl was, as usual, chained to the stake that they had hastily pounded into the ground in front of his lair. Knowing the "Knight" would be along presently, he decided to ask the "Prince... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | “Come on in.” The Dragon stepped aside to allow the two couple enter the room, taking their respective seat.
The door closed gently behind them, and the Dragon stood in front of the couple with the clipboard. “Now to get on-”
“Are we still have to go through this again?” The Princess huffed, standing from her seat. “... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Dragons are very long-lived creatures. We divide ourselves between two groups: the ones who hibernate, and the ones who don't. If you choose not to, like me, you need something to while away the centuries.
Taking human form helps. I've spent lives as other animals, but the pleasures available to them are quite limited... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Should you have the honour of rescuing my daughter, the beautiful princess Yazariya from that lair, you may take her hand and rule alongside her."
Prince Renal nodded respectfully in silence, for he was recognizing the grief and sorrow of the king and also a father of the poor child. The princess was missing for 20 y... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "I was pulled from the local brothel by my fragile yet fateful squire Elrish. I'm sure he sounded something like this while attempting to pull me away from the heaven I found myself in."
"Pppp...pardon me, great lord Martin. Slayer of Evil, Lover of Women, and Bringer of Joy"
Elrish stumbled forward sluggishly to... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Sir Gunther trudged wearily toward the cave, his breathing labored from hours of plodding through the muddy banks of the Toffee Swamp. As he pulled his last booted foot from the muck and struck out on solid footing, he mumbled a prayer to whichever saint happened to be listening. Normally he had the time to be picky ab... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "You Never talk to me anymore, all of our conversations are one way. I slave over a hot furnace all day to make you a warm meal everyday when you come home from work. That dragon doesn't cook itself you know! HELLO! Can you even hear what i'm saying to right know."
(silence)
"God Charles, you are unbelievable. I don... | A feeling of dread waved over the knight. This is not the life he pictured he'd have years ago before he saved the princess from that tower. He regretted that day so much. Unsurprisingly, a princess raised in solitary confinement did not have the best social skills. So instead of his bachelor days where he went on ama... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | “Come on in.” The Dragon stepped aside to allow the two couple enter the room, taking their respective seat.
The door closed gently behind them, and the Dragon stood in front of the couple with the clipboard. “Now to get on-”
“Are we still have to go through this again?” The Princess huffed, standing from her seat. “... | Arthur's face fell as Guinevere sneezed violently again, and again, snot shooting across the room, landing on a tapestry of his family's crest. 'I cath sthay!” The merchant-queen had been feeling ill since she'd arrived at Camelot's walls, only gotten worse once she'd arrived at the storybook castle proper, and, the Ki... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Dragons are very long-lived creatures. We divide ourselves between two groups: the ones who hibernate, and the ones who don't. If you choose not to, like me, you need something to while away the centuries.
Taking human form helps. I've spent lives as other animals, but the pleasures available to them are quite limited... | Arthur's face fell as Guinevere sneezed violently again, and again, snot shooting across the room, landing on a tapestry of his family's crest. 'I cath sthay!” The merchant-queen had been feeling ill since she'd arrived at Camelot's walls, only gotten worse once she'd arrived at the storybook castle proper, and, the Ki... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | Arthur's face fell as Guinevere sneezed violently again, and again, snot shooting across the room, landing on a tapestry of his family's crest. 'I cath sthay!” The merchant-queen had been feeling ill since she'd arrived at Camelot's walls, only gotten worse once she'd arrived at the storybook castle proper, and, the Ki... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | “Come on in.” The Dragon stepped aside to allow the two couple enter the room, taking their respective seat.
The door closed gently behind them, and the Dragon stood in front of the couple with the clipboard. “Now to get on-”
“Are we still have to go through this again?” The Princess huffed, standing from her seat. “... | So the dragon slumbered in its lair weaving intricate dreams, while keeping an an eye on the surrounding land with its clairvoyant abilities. One seemingly peaceful afternoon a disturbance woke the dragon, and it tuned in to the presence. Visions appeared of a meadow, the old cottage in the center, then the disturbance... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Dragons are very long-lived creatures. We divide ourselves between two groups: the ones who hibernate, and the ones who don't. If you choose not to, like me, you need something to while away the centuries.
Taking human form helps. I've spent lives as other animals, but the pleasures available to them are quite limited... | So the dragon slumbered in its lair weaving intricate dreams, while keeping an an eye on the surrounding land with its clairvoyant abilities. One seemingly peaceful afternoon a disturbance woke the dragon, and it tuned in to the presence. Visions appeared of a meadow, the old cottage in the center, then the disturbance... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Dragons are very long-lived creatures. We divide ourselves between two groups: the ones who hibernate, and the ones who don't. If you choose not to, like me, you need something to while away the centuries.
Taking human form helps. I've spent lives as other animals, but the pleasures available to them are quite limited... | Tis brave knight Sir Alex, riding onwards,
Sir Alex’s kingdom now conquered,
He had his blonde beautiful curls of hair,
The knight’s great blade shines just and fair!
His horse a dark color raging,
He laid our Lord’s favor for his nation!
The conqueror, a young short lass,
Her capture had been quick and fast,
... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Should you have the honour of rescuing my daughter, the beautiful princess Yazariya from that lair, you may take her hand and rule alongside her."
Prince Renal nodded respectfully in silence, for he was recognizing the grief and sorrow of the king and also a father of the poor child. The princess was missing for 20 y... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "I was pulled from the local brothel by my fragile yet fateful squire Elrish. I'm sure he sounded something like this while attempting to pull me away from the heaven I found myself in."
"Pppp...pardon me, great lord Martin. Slayer of Evil, Lover of Women, and Bringer of Joy"
Elrish stumbled forward sluggishly to... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Sir Gunther trudged wearily toward the cave, his breathing labored from hours of plodding through the muddy banks of the Toffee Swamp. As he pulled his last booted foot from the muck and struck out on solid footing, he mumbled a prayer to whichever saint happened to be listening. Normally he had the time to be picky ab... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | “Gods curse me. Clearly the Gods hate me,” a man moaned pitifully, ready and willing to be the subject of serious coddling. His tone revealed the bravo of a kid with the manliness of a slug.
Although a sword hung at the man’s hip, it remained firmly in it’s sheath, unused and forgotten. The pristine hilt gave away i... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | The castle loomed in the distance, and Trist could feel her heart constricting in anticipation. Arthur was so close. She had heard the whispers from the birds about the bruises and the cuts that he had been enduring, the torture games that Camille, the future wife, had created for the sake of filling her sadistic desir... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "So... so you just came after her?"
Despite Sir Elric's many protestations and declarations, Firemouth wouldn't get off the couch.
"Cease your bargaining, evil wyrm! Thy reign of terror is no more!"
Despite Firemouth's refusal to take him seriously, Elric kept up the show.
"Save me, Elric! Save your princess!"
L... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | The beast was pregnant.
*Balls*, thought Sir Dragonsbane to himself as he crested the hill. The village messenger had conveniently forgotten that little detail. Dragon slayers weren’t exactly a dime a dozen, but even the most foolish ones knew better than to attack a broodmother with child. The fool knew that, and b... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "You Never talk to me anymore, all of our conversations are one way. I slave over a hot furnace all day to make you a warm meal everyday when you come home from work. That dragon doesn't cook itself you know! HELLO! Can you even hear what i'm saying to right know."
(silence)
"God Charles, you are unbelievable. I don... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | There once was a princess' dragon
Since childhood, kept as a pet
Even in youth he was massively brute
And had stone scales that never stayed wet
|
Unbeknownst to the hundred-pound playmate
Was the princess' heart on her sleeve
Since the age of eighteen she'd been madly in love
With a daring young squire named S... | Queen Hulwen had been one of the most beautiful rulers of the kingdom of Tirwelys, however, due to a tragic curse that that befell many generations of her family, she was also known as "Hulwen the Mad."
She had taken over the Kingdom after her father and mother were killed in a fire that happened at a farm house where... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Should you have the honour of rescuing my daughter, the beautiful princess Yazariya from that lair, you may take her hand and rule alongside her."
Prince Renal nodded respectfully in silence, for he was recognizing the grief and sorrow of the king and also a father of the poor child. The princess was missing for 20 y... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "I was pulled from the local brothel by my fragile yet fateful squire Elrish. I'm sure he sounded something like this while attempting to pull me away from the heaven I found myself in."
"Pppp...pardon me, great lord Martin. Slayer of Evil, Lover of Women, and Bringer of Joy"
Elrish stumbled forward sluggishly to... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Sir Gunther trudged wearily toward the cave, his breathing labored from hours of plodding through the muddy banks of the Toffee Swamp. As he pulled his last booted foot from the muck and struck out on solid footing, he mumbled a prayer to whichever saint happened to be listening. Normally he had the time to be picky ab... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | The castle loomed in the distance, and Trist could feel her heart constricting in anticipation. Arthur was so close. She had heard the whispers from the birds about the bruises and the cuts that he had been enduring, the torture games that Camille, the future wife, had created for the sake of filling her sadistic desir... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "So... so you just came after her?"
Despite Sir Elric's many protestations and declarations, Firemouth wouldn't get off the couch.
"Cease your bargaining, evil wyrm! Thy reign of terror is no more!"
Despite Firemouth's refusal to take him seriously, Elric kept up the show.
"Save me, Elric! Save your princess!"
L... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | The beast was pregnant.
*Balls*, thought Sir Dragonsbane to himself as he crested the hill. The village messenger had conveniently forgotten that little detail. Dragon slayers weren’t exactly a dime a dozen, but even the most foolish ones knew better than to attack a broodmother with child. The fool knew that, and b... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "You Never talk to me anymore, all of our conversations are one way. I slave over a hot furnace all day to make you a warm meal everyday when you come home from work. That dragon doesn't cook itself you know! HELLO! Can you even hear what i'm saying to right know."
(silence)
"God Charles, you are unbelievable. I don... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | There once was a princess' dragon
Since childhood, kept as a pet
Even in youth he was massively brute
And had stone scales that never stayed wet
|
Unbeknownst to the hundred-pound playmate
Was the princess' heart on her sleeve
Since the age of eighteen she'd been madly in love
With a daring young squire named S... | Eh, just word vomited for a bit before I had to get to work.
Sir Hendrick Samsmith was a man of many talents and victories. He had spoken his vows at the feet of Good King Symor nearly thrity years ago after the fall of the Ghazadi Empire, and served Symor's family faithfully ever since. There were good times and bad,... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Should you have the honour of rescuing my daughter, the beautiful princess Yazariya from that lair, you may take her hand and rule alongside her."
Prince Renal nodded respectfully in silence, for he was recognizing the grief and sorrow of the king and also a father of the poor child. The princess was missing for 20 y... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "I was pulled from the local brothel by my fragile yet fateful squire Elrish. I'm sure he sounded something like this while attempting to pull me away from the heaven I found myself in."
"Pppp...pardon me, great lord Martin. Slayer of Evil, Lover of Women, and Bringer of Joy"
Elrish stumbled forward sluggishly to... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Sir Gunther trudged wearily toward the cave, his breathing labored from hours of plodding through the muddy banks of the Toffee Swamp. As he pulled his last booted foot from the muck and struck out on solid footing, he mumbled a prayer to whichever saint happened to be listening. Normally he had the time to be picky ab... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | The castle loomed in the distance, and Trist could feel her heart constricting in anticipation. Arthur was so close. She had heard the whispers from the birds about the bruises and the cuts that he had been enduring, the torture games that Camille, the future wife, had created for the sake of filling her sadistic desir... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "So... so you just came after her?"
Despite Sir Elric's many protestations and declarations, Firemouth wouldn't get off the couch.
"Cease your bargaining, evil wyrm! Thy reign of terror is no more!"
Despite Firemouth's refusal to take him seriously, Elric kept up the show.
"Save me, Elric! Save your princess!"
L... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | The beast was pregnant.
*Balls*, thought Sir Dragonsbane to himself as he crested the hill. The village messenger had conveniently forgotten that little detail. Dragon slayers weren’t exactly a dime a dozen, but even the most foolish ones knew better than to attack a broodmother with child. The fool knew that, and b... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "You Never talk to me anymore, all of our conversations are one way. I slave over a hot furnace all day to make you a warm meal everyday when you come home from work. That dragon doesn't cook itself you know! HELLO! Can you even hear what i'm saying to right know."
(silence)
"God Charles, you are unbelievable. I don... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | There once was a princess' dragon
Since childhood, kept as a pet
Even in youth he was massively brute
And had stone scales that never stayed wet
|
Unbeknownst to the hundred-pound playmate
Was the princess' heart on her sleeve
Since the age of eighteen she'd been madly in love
With a daring young squire named S... | "Why didn't you buy me a necklace instead of flowers I can find anywhere in the fields!" It was just another example of how the princess treated me every day. If I would buy her jewelery she would complain it wasn't expensive enough, if I would get her the best foods out of town it wasn't good enough for her. I had eve... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "Should you have the honour of rescuing my daughter, the beautiful princess Yazariya from that lair, you may take her hand and rule alongside her."
Prince Renal nodded respectfully in silence, for he was recognizing the grief and sorrow of the king and also a father of the poor child. The princess was missing for 20 y... | Princess Betta of Bathory leaned over a massive bath built into the stonework. The contents obscured from Sir Henry's blurry view, but already he'd seen enough to confirm the long whispered rumors of Betta's occult interests. He'd dismissed them as too outrageous to be true, and now as his awareness sharpened he realiz... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | Princess Betta of Bathory leaned over a massive bath built into the stonework. The contents obscured from Sir Henry's blurry view, but already he'd seen enough to confirm the long whispered rumors of Betta's occult interests. He'd dismissed them as too outrageous to be true, and now as his awareness sharpened he realiz... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "I was pulled from the local brothel by my fragile yet fateful squire Elrish. I'm sure he sounded something like this while attempting to pull me away from the heaven I found myself in."
"Pppp...pardon me, great lord Martin. Slayer of Evil, Lover of Women, and Bringer of Joy"
Elrish stumbled forward sluggishly to... | Princess Betta of Bathory leaned over a massive bath built into the stonework. The contents obscured from Sir Henry's blurry view, but already he'd seen enough to confirm the long whispered rumors of Betta's occult interests. He'd dismissed them as too outrageous to be true, and now as his awareness sharpened he realiz... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Sir Gunther trudged wearily toward the cave, his breathing labored from hours of plodding through the muddy banks of the Toffee Swamp. As he pulled his last booted foot from the muck and struck out on solid footing, he mumbled a prayer to whichever saint happened to be listening. Normally he had the time to be picky ab... | Princess Betta of Bathory leaned over a massive bath built into the stonework. The contents obscured from Sir Henry's blurry view, but already he'd seen enough to confirm the long whispered rumors of Betta's occult interests. He'd dismissed them as too outrageous to be true, and now as his awareness sharpened he realiz... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | "You Never talk to me anymore, all of our conversations are one way. I slave over a hot furnace all day to make you a warm meal everyday when you come home from work. That dragon doesn't cook itself you know! HELLO! Can you even hear what i'm saying to right know."
(silence)
"God Charles, you are unbelievable. I don... | Princess Betta of Bathory leaned over a massive bath built into the stonework. The contents obscured from Sir Henry's blurry view, but already he'd seen enough to confirm the long whispered rumors of Betta's occult interests. He'd dismissed them as too outrageous to be true, and now as his awareness sharpened he realiz... | |
[WP] A dragon saves a knight from a princess | Hyperion drew his sword as he entered the bedchamber. Lit scented candles littered the shelves and dressers placed up against the wall bathing the enormous room in an orange glow. Hanging overhead was a metallic chandelier with five or six more lit candles. The walls were decorated with fine silk tapestries depicting t... | "Hear me warrior." the dragon said after setting the knight down.
sir ronceval of Parrl was a knight of no small skill, but aside from the fact that this towering, rust-red scale coated behemoth whose every word came with generous gouts of fire that sputtered and crept over its upper jaws like souls being sent to the ... |
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