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[WP] You are an evil overlord and a messenger has just informed you about a prophecy about a chosen one who will defeat. You decide to just give up. | "Okay."
"Okay?"
"Okay."
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There had been a prophecy, once.
A young, dashing, just-a-tad-too-arrogant hero would bring peace to the land. He would slay an evil tyrant, avenge his family, and be recorded in history.
Arnold was not that hero.
Arnold was a peasant boy, born to a mildly successful cattle farmer an... | "Lo, the son of prophecy
will strike the dark one out!
Son of more than prophecy-
From evil loins he sprouts!"
I quit all shaves and showers,
stocked up on ice cream tubs.
If *my* son's set to take my power, then,
on mating, I give up. | |
[WP] You are an evil overlord and a messenger has just informed you about a prophecy about a chosen one who will defeat. You decide to just give up. | Gerard knocked on the door to my chambers. I knew it was him because of the smell of cheap cologne which he thought made him fancy wafting through the entrance. I liked Gerard, he was a good evil butler. He had been with me since I was but a hopeful warlord in the Chander Provinces. Of course, I now controlled half the... | Concede, a word that was not part of my vocabulary. Yet, today for some odd reason it seemed to be the only available option.
I was the ruler of kingdom of many. Few would seek to challenge me. Those who did were faced with the mighty arm that was my party. People under the fists of my oppression, squirmed and... | |
[WP] You are an evil overlord and a messenger has just informed you about a prophecy about a chosen one who will defeat. You decide to just give up. | "Okay."
"Okay?"
"Okay."
---
There had been a prophecy, once.
A young, dashing, just-a-tad-too-arrogant hero would bring peace to the land. He would slay an evil tyrant, avenge his family, and be recorded in history.
Arnold was not that hero.
Arnold was a peasant boy, born to a mildly successful cattle farmer an... | Concede, a word that was not part of my vocabulary. Yet, today for some odd reason it seemed to be the only available option.
I was the ruler of kingdom of many. Few would seek to challenge me. Those who did were faced with the mighty arm that was my party. People under the fists of my oppression, squirmed and... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | There were 2 different kinds of people in this new world. The worthwhile and the worthless. On that day who was who truly showed itself.
In the Middle East, Chaos erupted. America's soldiers and ISIS's terrorists.killing each other in new ways unheard of just before the "event" men holding shields could... | "Stop laughing."
Symbolism, I decided, was one hell of a drug.
My best friend spun a tube of lipstick in his hand and transformed into a much taller, well built person.
We were joking, at the time. I was poking fun at him, saying something about his inner femininity and I tosseda my girlfriend's make-up bag at him.... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | “November 16, 2016. The day will forever be known as the Great Change (“GC”). I wish we could just go back to how it was. When we were all just plain humans.
Nobody really understood what had happened. We felt nothing different, but within an instance we all looked different and could do superhuman things. 5:34 PM to ... | "Stop laughing."
Symbolism, I decided, was one hell of a drug.
My best friend spun a tube of lipstick in his hand and transformed into a much taller, well built person.
We were joking, at the time. I was poking fun at him, saying something about his inner femininity and I tosseda my girlfriend's make-up bag at him.... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | It turned out that the skills were transferable. Or, to be precise, that there was no difference between the skills at all.
At first, the cashiers of the world went wild. They, of minimum wage, had inherited the Earth - in the form of small change and dollar bills.
But the economy changes, when people can pull th... | "Stop laughing."
Symbolism, I decided, was one hell of a drug.
My best friend spun a tube of lipstick in his hand and transformed into a much taller, well built person.
We were joking, at the time. I was poking fun at him, saying something about his inner femininity and I tosseda my girlfriend's make-up bag at him.... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | There were 2 different kinds of people in this new world. The worthwhile and the worthless. On that day who was who truly showed itself.
In the Middle East, Chaos erupted. America's soldiers and ISIS's terrorists.killing each other in new ways unheard of just before the "event" men holding shields could... | So we were robbing a bank. Things got a little out of hand and suddenly the building was surrounded by cop car after cop car. To top it all off everyone and their mother was now some sort of super mutant. We don't know what happened but my buddy (who had been lighting a cigarette at the time) was now a human combustion... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | There were 2 different kinds of people in this new world. The worthwhile and the worthless. On that day who was who truly showed itself.
In the Middle East, Chaos erupted. America's soldiers and ISIS's terrorists.killing each other in new ways unheard of just before the "event" men holding shields could... | While everyone was crazed about their new found super power, I avoided everyone. I glared at my classmate Ben, who was holding a computer at the time everyone was granted their super powers. He would always brag about how it easy it was now to pass his computer and math classes. It made me wish I was holding a water... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | “November 16, 2016. The day will forever be known as the Great Change (“GC”). I wish we could just go back to how it was. When we were all just plain humans.
Nobody really understood what had happened. We felt nothing different, but within an instance we all looked different and could do superhuman things. 5:34 PM to ... | Techs were the majority in the first world country those of us holding electronics, gaining impressive control over technology, adapting it, becoming the future. Then there were the Tradesmen, ones who had been working with tools. They gained impressive skill and creativity. Carving, painting, building. They built the ... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | It turned out that the skills were transferable. Or, to be precise, that there was no difference between the skills at all.
At first, the cashiers of the world went wild. They, of minimum wage, had inherited the Earth - in the form of small change and dollar bills.
But the economy changes, when people can pull th... | Techs were the majority in the first world country those of us holding electronics, gaining impressive control over technology, adapting it, becoming the future. Then there were the Tradesmen, ones who had been working with tools. They gained impressive skill and creativity. Carving, painting, building. They built the ... | |
[WP] Everyone around the world gains superpowers depending on what they were holding at the moment. | It turned out that the skills were transferable. Or, to be precise, that there was no difference between the skills at all.
At first, the cashiers of the world went wild. They, of minimum wage, had inherited the Earth - in the form of small change and dollar bills.
But the economy changes, when people can pull th... | “November 16, 2016. The day will forever be known as the Great Change (“GC”). I wish we could just go back to how it was. When we were all just plain humans.
Nobody really understood what had happened. We felt nothing different, but within an instance we all looked different and could do superhuman things. 5:34 PM to ... | |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | I'm a 24 year old law school student. I did something incredibly stupid when I was younger - I sold my soul to the devil.
Now, I realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding.
Unfortunately, by "when I was younger" I meant "five minutes ago", so that doesn't help me at all. FML & my afterlife.... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | I'm a 24 year old law school student. I did something incredibly stupid when I was younger - I sold my soul to the devil.
Now, I realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding.
Unfortunately, by "when I was younger" I meant "five minutes ago", so that doesn't help me at all. FML & my afterlife.... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | It had been 2 years. 2 agonizingly long years of trying to contact Him. Abigail had succeeded the first time she'd tried, back in 2011. He'd appeared to her, a devilishly handsome man bedecked in a suave red suit.
She made a deal with the Devil, to get a job that would pay for her mother's hospital bills. Boy, had th... | I'm a 24 year old law school student. I did something incredibly stupid when I was younger - I sold my soul to the devil.
Now, I realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding.
Unfortunately, by "when I was younger" I meant "five minutes ago", so that doesn't help me at all. FML & my afterlife.... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | The ground beneath me rumbled in fury. The glass of water at the end of my table crashed to floor, breaking into dozens of tiny shards. I looked over at my roommate, but I already knew she couldn’t feel any of it. This was just for me. At the foot of my bed, a dark shape was beginning to take form. I watched it with t... | I'm a 24 year old law school student. I did something incredibly stupid when I was younger - I sold my soul to the devil.
Now, I realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding.
Unfortunately, by "when I was younger" I meant "five minutes ago", so that doesn't help me at all. FML & my afterlife.... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | I'm a 24 year old law school student. I did something incredibly stupid when I was younger - I sold my soul to the devil.
Now, I realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding.
Unfortunately, by "when I was younger" I meant "five minutes ago", so that doesn't help me at all. FML & my afterlife.... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | "What, really?" The Devil hurled down his newspaper and stared angrily at me.
"Yup, look here." I threw back at him.
He picked up his glasses, fumbling them as he tried to position them on his face. I passed him the contract, perfectly preserved from the moment I signed it back on that day, many many moons ago. Not a... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | "What, really?" The Devil hurled down his newspaper and stared angrily at me.
"Yup, look here." I threw back at him.
He picked up his glasses, fumbling them as he tried to position them on his face. I passed him the contract, perfectly preserved from the moment I signed it back on that day, many many moons ago. Not a... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | It had been 2 years. 2 agonizingly long years of trying to contact Him. Abigail had succeeded the first time she'd tried, back in 2011. He'd appeared to her, a devilishly handsome man bedecked in a suave red suit.
She made a deal with the Devil, to get a job that would pay for her mother's hospital bills. Boy, had th... | "What, really?" The Devil hurled down his newspaper and stared angrily at me.
"Yup, look here." I threw back at him.
He picked up his glasses, fumbling them as he tried to position them on his face. I passed him the contract, perfectly preserved from the moment I signed it back on that day, many many moons ago. Not a... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | The ground beneath me rumbled in fury. The glass of water at the end of my table crashed to floor, breaking into dozens of tiny shards. I looked over at my roommate, but I already knew she couldn’t feel any of it. This was just for me. At the foot of my bed, a dark shape was beginning to take form. I watched it with t... | "What, really?" The Devil hurled down his newspaper and stared angrily at me.
"Yup, look here." I threw back at him.
He picked up his glasses, fumbling them as he tried to position them on his face. I passed him the contract, perfectly preserved from the moment I signed it back on that day, many many moons ago. Not a... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | "What, really?" The Devil hurled down his newspaper and stared angrily at me.
"Yup, look here." I threw back at him.
He picked up his glasses, fumbling them as he tried to position them on his face. I passed him the contract, perfectly preserved from the moment I signed it back on that day, many many moons ago. Not a... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | "I don't know why I ever married you!" screamed Maria, slamming the door as she went.
I only rolled my eyes and looked back at the television. This kind of argument happened at least twice a week but she always came back eventually, doe-eyed and begging to get back together. I always agreed to it, of course. She was t... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | "I don't know why I ever married you!" screamed Maria, slamming the door as she went.
I only rolled my eyes and looked back at the television. This kind of argument happened at least twice a week but she always came back eventually, doe-eyed and begging to get back together. I always agreed to it, of course. She was t... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | It had been 2 years. 2 agonizingly long years of trying to contact Him. Abigail had succeeded the first time she'd tried, back in 2011. He'd appeared to her, a devilishly handsome man bedecked in a suave red suit.
She made a deal with the Devil, to get a job that would pay for her mother's hospital bills. Boy, had th... | "I don't know why I ever married you!" screamed Maria, slamming the door as she went.
I only rolled my eyes and looked back at the television. This kind of argument happened at least twice a week but she always came back eventually, doe-eyed and begging to get back together. I always agreed to it, of course. She was t... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | The ground beneath me rumbled in fury. The glass of water at the end of my table crashed to floor, breaking into dozens of tiny shards. I looked over at my roommate, but I already knew she couldn’t feel any of it. This was just for me. At the foot of my bed, a dark shape was beginning to take form. I watched it with t... | "I don't know why I ever married you!" screamed Maria, slamming the door as she went.
I only rolled my eyes and looked back at the television. This kind of argument happened at least twice a week but she always came back eventually, doe-eyed and begging to get back together. I always agreed to it, of course. She was t... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | "I don't know why I ever married you!" screamed Maria, slamming the door as she went.
I only rolled my eyes and looked back at the television. This kind of argument happened at least twice a week but she always came back eventually, doe-eyed and begging to get back together. I always agreed to it, of course. She was t... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | It had been 2 years. 2 agonizingly long years of trying to contact Him. Abigail had succeeded the first time she'd tried, back in 2011. He'd appeared to her, a devilishly handsome man bedecked in a suave red suit.
She made a deal with the Devil, to get a job that would pay for her mother's hospital bills. Boy, had th... | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | The ground beneath me rumbled in fury. The glass of water at the end of my table crashed to floor, breaking into dozens of tiny shards. I looked over at my roommate, but I already knew she couldn’t feel any of it. This was just for me. At the foot of my bed, a dark shape was beginning to take form. I watched it with t... | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | "Well, I'm sad that it would come to this", the Devil said, and took a sip of his ever burning pipe. "Sad is maybe the wrong word, I feel very little. It is more of an inconvenience, but I know the drill very well. We've had this conversation countless times before".
"What....what do you mean, I've never...We've barel... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | It had been 2 years. 2 agonizingly long years of trying to contact Him. Abigail had succeeded the first time she'd tried, back in 2011. He'd appeared to her, a devilishly handsome man bedecked in a suave red suit.
She made a deal with the Devil, to get a job that would pay for her mother's hospital bills. Boy, had th... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | You know, a week ago I never really thought I'd end up sitting in Contracts I as a 1L. Sure, me and the Devil had our deal, but can you ever really be sure he's gonna follow through? Or that you even made a deal with the bona-fide Devil anyway?
The deal I made never really manifested itself like some wish made to the ... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | "Whose rules do you think we're playing by here? The US court's? The.."
"But.."
"No buts, mister: You sit and listen. What did you think was gonna happen? You'd come in here, hit me with some freshman law bullshit, and I'd be like "noooo, oh noooo, Gary, you really got me, here, Gary.."? Bitch I run a fucking *busine... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "You really think that you can just weasel out of a contract because you were a minor when you signed it?" asked Satan.
"I was young. I didn't have the full capacity to know what I was doing when I signed it," I replied.
Satan rolled his eyes at me, but I wasn't giving up.
"Listen, I said. "Everybody knows that you ... | CLEVER
the Devil deadpanned.
YOU HAVE BESTED ME; PERHAPS MY NEXT PREY WILL NOT BE SO SMART
YOUR SOUL IS SAFE FROM CHANGING HANDS
he continues as he vanishes in a puff of crimson smoke.
The Student exhaled an enormous sigh of relief as he did not think this to go over that well with the Devil himself.
With thi... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | The man sat cross-legged on the file cabinet, cloven feet dangling, while he fussed with his cufflinks with thin, dark fingers. Smiling, he surveyed the small room. The smoke had mostly cleared, but the ceiling was still singed and everything (except for him) was covered in a thin layer of ash. He spotted a pentacle on... | CLEVER
the Devil deadpanned.
YOU HAVE BESTED ME; PERHAPS MY NEXT PREY WILL NOT BE SO SMART
YOUR SOUL IS SAFE FROM CHANGING HANDS
he continues as he vanishes in a puff of crimson smoke.
The Student exhaled an enormous sigh of relief as he did not think this to go over that well with the Devil himself.
With thi... |
* I didn't come up with this, saw it somewhere, don't remember where. | [WP] When you were younger, you sold your soul to the Devil. Now that you are studying law you realize that contracts signed by minors are not legally binding. | "...and that is why contracts signed by minors aren't legally binding" says Mr Dogboner.
"Holy shit that's amazing!" Shouted Thomas in the middle of the lecture theatre.
Silence as the class awkwardly stares at him.
"What thomas?" Asks Dogboner.
"Nothing! You wouldn't understand!" Thomas replies as he sprints ou... | CLEVER
the Devil deadpanned.
YOU HAVE BESTED ME; PERHAPS MY NEXT PREY WILL NOT BE SO SMART
YOUR SOUL IS SAFE FROM CHANGING HANDS
he continues as he vanishes in a puff of crimson smoke.
The Student exhaled an enormous sigh of relief as he did not think this to go over that well with the Devil himself.
With thi... |
[WP] Upon dying, you learn that you can take three lessons you learned to your next life to make it better. | Did you know that in your last few moments alive, your senses are flooded with light?
Yes, your senses. Not just your sight. You feel that shining beacon in the stars calling out to you in every single way possible: you see it, you smell it, you taste it, you hear it, you feel it. It's overwhelming, yet strangely pea... | "Why do we keep offering them the chance?"
"Because no one else is so suited for it."
"Each time. They manage to either forget their own advice or convince themself not to take it. When they get back here, they try again, and typically offer the same advice."
"Ah, but not always."
"...Hm. That's true, but I assumed... | |
[WP] Upon dying, you learn that you can take three lessons you learned to your next life to make it better. | The man bumps into me in the street. He snarls at me, and I apologise, even though it was clearly his fault. *Lesson 1: You can't win them all, sometimes it's better to back down.* He walks on, not realising that I managed to swipe his wallet when he bumped into me. *Lesson 2: Sometimes, you need to appear to lose, to ... | "Why do we keep offering them the chance?"
"Because no one else is so suited for it."
"Each time. They manage to either forget their own advice or convince themself not to take it. When they get back here, they try again, and typically offer the same advice."
"Ah, but not always."
"...Hm. That's true, but I assumed... | |
[WP] Upon dying, you learn that you can take three lessons you learned to your next life to make it better. | The building pain, the white light, the sudden peace.
I opened my eyes and stared out into nothing.
*Was this death? Was this the afterlife?*
**"Yes, and no."** spoke a booming voice from all around me.
"You are dead," whispered a voice on my left.
"But this is not the afterlife," whispered another from my right.... | "Why do we keep offering them the chance?"
"Because no one else is so suited for it."
"Each time. They manage to either forget their own advice or convince themself not to take it. When they get back here, they try again, and typically offer the same advice."
"Ah, but not always."
"...Hm. That's true, but I assumed... | |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The world went gay
And now, we straight
We went on this crooked path of hate
And were late to the state that our minds could take
It hurt us
So proud of our ways, didn’t know of better parts to end our days
We stayed, and built bombs in our caves
I could go on about the messages they made
Ignored in ways that p... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
--------
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The Short, impossibly broad Alien stared up toward Eminem, his snub face portraying what humans would detect as arrogance, "well, humanoid? Are you going to explain your short, uneventful history to us or not? You've got five minutes to sway us Farriquark to not blow up your planet with the Plasma Reducer Canon. So, be... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | Hopped out the trees yo
about a quarter million years ago
chilled in africa carvin' rocks and spears
for the next two hundred thousand years
Then out of Africa we went
to every other continent
Started planting different crops
and raising yummy livestock
killed off all the mastodon
by the time the iron age had come
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The world went gay
And now, we straight
We went on this crooked path of hate
And were late to the state that our minds could take
It hurt us
So proud of our ways, didn’t know of better parts to end our days
We stayed, and built bombs in our caves
I could go on about the messages they made
Ignored in ways that p... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
--------
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The Short, impossibly broad Alien stared up toward Eminem, his snub face portraying what humans would detect as arrogance, "well, humanoid? Are you going to explain your short, uneventful history to us or not? You've got five minutes to sway us Farriquark to not blow up your planet with the Plasma Reducer Canon. So, be... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | Welcome, extraterrestrials
I feel like we've met before-
But that was then-
I dun know what planet (I) was on
now I see you've found us
And a lesson is prolly warranted
Optimism advised-
I'll rock the rhythm
steady forward
But I can't lie,
Contradiction's had us since
Before the 40's
Poor authoritie... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The world went gay
And now, we straight
We went on this crooked path of hate
And were late to the state that our minds could take
It hurt us
So proud of our ways, didn’t know of better parts to end our days
We stayed, and built bombs in our caves
I could go on about the messages they made
Ignored in ways that p... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
--------
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The Short, impossibly broad Alien stared up toward Eminem, his snub face portraying what humans would detect as arrogance, "well, humanoid? Are you going to explain your short, uneventful history to us or not? You've got five minutes to sway us Farriquark to not blow up your planet with the Plasma Reducer Canon. So, be... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | The year is 2036. A space ship has just landed in the middle of the White House lawn. Two aliens step out. "Wow, this looks exactly how it looked on the telescope" utters the aliens to his alien friend. They are intergalactic tourists and wanted to see the President, which just happened to be Marshall Bruce Mathers III... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The world went gay
And now, we straight
We went on this crooked path of hate
And were late to the state that our minds could take
It hurt us
So proud of our ways, didn’t know of better parts to end our days
We stayed, and built bombs in our caves
I could go on about the messages they made
Ignored in ways that p... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
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Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The Short, impossibly broad Alien stared up toward Eminem, his snub face portraying what humans would detect as arrogance, "well, humanoid? Are you going to explain your short, uneventful history to us or not? You've got five minutes to sway us Farriquark to not blow up your planet with the Plasma Reducer Canon. So, be... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | I have to tell the story of earth in five minuets?
But's that's the shortest increment time even gets
So I better get on flow like nobody knows
So get ready for some quickly written rhymes
In these sickly barely dentin' times
There was a big bang and with it everything came
To be and some of it formed to be a big blue ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
--------
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | Eh, why the hell not.
So, we were apes, see? In Africa, right; that's like, a continent, ok.
There's eight, I think, anyways, on the plains out from the trees,
In caves, when we laid down, we made art, see? Poetry and feeling, evolved, the
human condition we dreamt up missions, and tactics,
plans and ballistic... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | Eh, why the hell not.
So, we were apes, see? In Africa, right; that's like, a continent, ok.
There's eight, I think, anyways, on the plains out from the trees,
In caves, when we laid down, we made art, see? Poetry and feeling, evolved, the
human condition we dreamt up missions, and tactics,
plans and ballistic... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
--------
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | *Eminem rises from a diamond platform to a stage made of steel and gold, he’s wearing a white suit with a black tie. A sick beat drops.*
 
Planets on the smash, moons on stash
Lava got me growing way too fast, way too fast
Evolution the solution, dinosaurs on blast, can you even imagine this all used t... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | *Eminem rises from a diamond platform to a stage made of steel and gold, he’s wearing a white suit with a black tie. A sick beat drops.*
 
Planets on the smash, moons on stash
Lava got me growing way too fast, way too fast
Evolution the solution, dinosaurs on blast, can you even imagine this all used t... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
--------
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | ###### Topic: Group (mathematics) ######
All possible rotations
In the following section
Explicit computations
The above sketched connection
Examples and applications
Linear representations
New York Dover Publications
The rotation operations
A molecule of high symmetry
Rotation as well as trans... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | ###### Topic: Group (mathematics) ######
All possible rotations
In the following section
Explicit computations
The above sketched connection
Examples and applications
Linear representations
New York Dover Publications
The rotation operations
A molecule of high symmetry
Rotation as well as trans... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem performs the story of our moon...
--------
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...
To tell the green men the story that rock in the sky.
In one song, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
The system's deadly, big collisions, rocks are heavy.
The sky is lighting up already, like confetti.
It seems co... | [Intro]
We learned to band together and endeavor
Clasp our hands together
Man developed language, letters
An incredible advantage, getting plans together
But would we stand the test of time
Against the planet's reckless climate
And its angry weather?
[Verse 1]
Spread the sails
And head west against the gales
And storm... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. |
Mankind isn’t clear on how exactly life started,
Whether RNA or clay or maybe God just farted,
But one way or another structures started to divide
And evolved into cells, making proteins and peptides,
Stagnated for a while in a prokaryote age,
Til a bacterium got got by a bacteriophage,
And BAM!—
Powerhouse of... | [Intro]
We learned to band together and endeavor
Clasp our hands together
Man developed language, letters
An incredible advantage, getting plans together
But would we stand the test of time
Against the planet's reckless climate
And its angry weather?
[Verse 1]
Spread the sails
And head west against the gales
And storm... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The Short, impossibly broad Alien stared up toward Eminem, his snub face portraying what humans would detect as arrogance, "well, humanoid? Are you going to explain your short, uneventful history to us or not? You've got five minutes to sway us Farriquark to not blow up your planet with the Plasma Reducer Canon. So, be... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem's pale stony face is only inches apart from the nightmarish alien's. A DJ scratch cuts through the silence and the instrumental starts. Em stares down the scaly space creature. His eyes are shot, baggy, but piercing; fearless. He breaks away and faces the crowd of a hundred thousand or more that flood the street... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Slim,
"It started with a molten ball,
Slowly cooled off then explosions fall,
As astroids deployed to open scars,"
Aliens,
"But what about the stolen cars,
The war torn countries born and broken shards,
Of humanity full of insanity and show boat stars?"
Slim,
"Shut up bitch and sit and let me spit, ... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
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