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**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | It started steadily, primordial soup heavily, thunder lightening zapping, none to see.
Then came the fishes, ocean riches, passing some time, successes and glitches.
On to the shore, looking for more, wasted and hungry, hoping to score.
More glitches and twitches and finally us, species of fuckers who fucked the pla... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The Short, impossibly broad Alien stared up toward Eminem, his snub face portraying what humans would detect as arrogance, "well, humanoid? Are you going to explain your short, uneventful history to us or not? You've got five minutes to sway us Farriquark to not blow up your planet with the Plasma Reducer Canon. So, be... | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | Mr. Mathers walked up to the microphone and tapped it twice saying, "Is this thing on?"
A few moments later a beat played over the speakers. Mr. Mathers took a deep breath and began,
"Well, homo sapiens are hominids like Neanderthals and Denisovians, we outcompeted them for dominance a very long time ago. Hunter-gat... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The Short, impossibly broad Alien stared up toward Eminem, his snub face portraying what humans would detect as arrogance, "well, humanoid? Are you going to explain your short, uneventful history to us or not? You've got five minutes to sway us Farriquark to not blow up your planet with the Plasma Reducer Canon. So, be... | The world went gay
And now, we straight
We went on this crooked path of hate
And were late to the state that our minds could take
It hurt us
So proud of our ways, didn’t know of better parts to end our days
We stayed, and built bombs in our caves
I could go on about the messages they made
Ignored in ways that p... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | The world went gay
And now, we straight
We went on this crooked path of hate
And were late to the state that our minds could take
It hurt us
So proud of our ways, didn’t know of better parts to end our days
We stayed, and built bombs in our caves
I could go on about the messages they made
Ignored in ways that p... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | The world went gay
And now, we straight
We went on this crooked path of hate
And were late to the state that our minds could take
It hurt us
So proud of our ways, didn’t know of better parts to end our days
We stayed, and built bombs in our caves
I could go on about the messages they made
Ignored in ways that p... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | Eminem's pale stony face is only inches apart from the nightmarish alien's. A DJ scratch cuts through the silence and the instrumental starts. Em stares down the scaly space creature. His eyes are shot, baggy, but piercing; fearless. He breaks away and faces the crowd of a hundred thousand or more that flood the street... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | Eminem's pale stony face is only inches apart from the nightmarish alien's. A DJ scratch cuts through the silence and the instrumental starts. Em stares down the scaly space creature. His eyes are shot, baggy, but piercing; fearless. He breaks away and faces the crowd of a hundred thousand or more that flood the street... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | Eminem's pale stony face is only inches apart from the nightmarish alien's. A DJ scratch cuts through the silence and the instrumental starts. Em stares down the scaly space creature. His eyes are shot, baggy, but piercing; fearless. He breaks away and faces the crowd of a hundred thousand or more that flood the street... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | Eminem's pale stony face is only inches apart from the nightmarish alien's. A DJ scratch cuts through the silence and the instrumental starts. Em stares down the scaly space creature. His eyes are shot, baggy, but piercing; fearless. He breaks away and faces the crowd of a hundred thousand or more that flood the street... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Slim,
"It started with a molten ball,
Slowly cooled off then explosions fall,
As astroids deployed to open scars,"
Aliens,
"But what about the stolen cars,
The war torn countries born and broken shards,
Of humanity full of insanity and show boat stars?"
Slim,
"Shut up bitch and sit and let me spit, ... | Eminem's pale stony face is only inches apart from the nightmarish alien's. A DJ scratch cuts through the silence and the instrumental starts. Em stares down the scaly space creature. His eyes are shot, baggy, but piercing; fearless. He breaks away and faces the crowd of a hundred thousand or more that flood the street... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | Eminem's pale stony face is only inches apart from the nightmarish alien's. A DJ scratch cuts through the silence and the instrumental starts. Em stares down the scaly space creature. His eyes are shot, baggy, but piercing; fearless. He breaks away and faces the crowd of a hundred thousand or more that flood the street... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | “Mr. President, the aliens are here at the atmosphere, and we think that the first time we make contact is near,” spoke the leading general.
“Johnson! You need to figure out what this message says!”
“It’s some type of request, Mr. President, but we cannot figure out what it means. It’s some type of request for a... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | The universe burst from the big bang
Strange particles fused and became the frame
Time sprang and space couldn't stay the same
Deny the past but the facts still run the game
Now let me state
In different states matter arose
In different chains proteins have grown
In different states you can fuck a goat
But... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | Look, it went down like this
slime comin' out of the primordial pit
started in the ocean, then we grew some legs
Homo-erectus comin' home with swag
tribal at first, a couple of spears
then came fire, then clothes, then wheels
before you knew it, we were gettin' real smart
science and math, culture and art... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Eminem stands underneath a single beam of light..fists clenched, sweaty, his mom packed him some spaghetti...
He takes a deep breath.."five minutes." he tells himself over and over in his head..
He looks around in the dark abyss surrounding him, he can't see them but he can feel them...glaring...watching his every mo... | "You want me to do what?"
The question didn’t come as a surprise to me, this wasn't how I expected my day to go either. Far from being one of the 'coffee and paperwork' days I usually go through.
"Mr. Mathers..."
"First off, you said aliens, right? Are these the 'jump out of your chest and bite your face off' ali... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Slim,
"It started with a molten ball,
Slowly cooled off then explosions fall,
As astroids deployed to open scars,"
Aliens,
"But what about the stolen cars,
The war torn countries born and broken shards,
Of humanity full of insanity and show boat stars?"
Slim,
"Shut up bitch and sit and let me spit, ... | Mother fuckers
Started as blobs
Evolved
to Slobs and formed mobs
//
Killers and moms
Robbed the people of their peace
We won't even touch
Or discuss
The cluster fuck
In middle east
//
It's the U.S.A. not the USA *(writers note - pronounced ooo-sah)*
Centuries of minutia
Designed to
seduce... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | Mother fuckers
Started as blobs
Evolved
to Slobs and formed mobs
//
Killers and moms
Robbed the people of their peace
We won't even touch
Or discuss
The cluster fuck
In middle east
//
It's the U.S.A. not the USA *(writers note - pronounced ooo-sah)*
Centuries of minutia
Designed to
seduce... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Slim,
"It started with a molten ball,
Slowly cooled off then explosions fall,
As astroids deployed to open scars,"
Aliens,
"But what about the stolen cars,
The war torn countries born and broken shards,
Of humanity full of insanity and show boat stars?"
Slim,
"Shut up bitch and sit and let me spit, ... | For eight hours, the earth has been in panic as the hordes of flying saucers swarmed overhead, blacking out the sky itself. A cannon on each aimed towards the civilians, while every hour a message was broadcast. The same message each time, in a booming volume that caused the presidents of nations to cower and even the ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | For eight hours, the earth has been in panic as the hordes of flying saucers swarmed overhead, blacking out the sky itself. A cannon on each aimed towards the civilians, while every hour a message was broadcast. The same message each time, in a booming volume that caused the presidents of nations to cower and even the ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | Slim,
"It started with a molten ball,
Slowly cooled off then explosions fall,
As astroids deployed to open scars,"
Aliens,
"But what about the stolen cars,
The war torn countries born and broken shards,
Of humanity full of insanity and show boat stars?"
Slim,
"Shut up bitch and sit and let me spit, ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | *Read to pace of [Rap God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA).
Look, I was go easy on us to not hurt their feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance.
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
5 minutes. They have 5 minutes, Shady, come on!
Just a feeling I've got
Like someone will try to shoot you, ... | You say to me why should you save me after you faze me with your stun gun
I don't want none, but listen son, cause I'm about to school you
with what I knew would one day come to free me, it's easy, the history of these cities
See, we evolved from nothing to what you see here
Ugly as sin chimps without any hair
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The creatures looked down from the balcony, staring through the stage lights shining against his platinum blond "hair".
*Hair*.
It was a funny word and a funny thing they had all thought when they had first examined the human, rubbing their own bald heads and laughing.
Since then, certain circles of the creatures ... | You say to me why should you save me after you faze me with your stun gun
I don't want none, but listen son, cause I'm about to school you
with what I knew would one day come to free me, it's easy, the history of these cities
See, we evolved from nothing to what you see here
Ugly as sin chimps without any hair
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Quiet down Martians, let me tell you a little tale,
About my home planet, here's the detail:
A big ball of molten rock like deep fried Metallica,
Got gassed up like it's high off indica,
But don't fear, that was just the atmosphere,
But let me steer, the story a few billion years,
Where shit started popping off,
... | You say to me why should you save me after you faze me with your stun gun
I don't want none, but listen son, cause I'm about to school you
with what I knew would one day come to free me, it's easy, the history of these cities
See, we evolved from nothing to what you see here
Ugly as sin chimps without any hair
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Sir, we’ve checked and rechecked the translations, and we are 100% positive that this is what they said,” General MacMillan said. The army-man’s eyes were blazing intensity, and he knew what he wanted to say. However, attacking the invaders had already been written off the board by higher powers than he.
“Five minuet... | You say to me why should you save me after you faze me with your stun gun
I don't want none, but listen son, cause I'm about to school you
with what I knew would one day come to free me, it's easy, the history of these cities
See, we evolved from nothing to what you see here
Ugly as sin chimps without any hair
... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | The creatures looked down from the balcony, staring through the stage lights shining against his platinum blond "hair".
*Hair*.
It was a funny word and a funny thing they had all thought when they had first examined the human, rubbing their own bald heads and laughing.
Since then, certain circles of the creatures ... | Soooo let's start with a little history
you're wondering who's telling this, it's just me
so since it's interesting you should be listening
since it's just me, I'll just begin
We're not the first kings to walk those earth rings
the way it started, controversial
Before there was life there was a big big bang... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Quiet down Martians, let me tell you a little tale,
About my home planet, here's the detail:
A big ball of molten rock like deep fried Metallica,
Got gassed up like it's high off indica,
But don't fear, that was just the atmosphere,
But let me steer, the story a few billion years,
Where shit started popping off,
... | Soooo let's start with a little history
you're wondering who's telling this, it's just me
so since it's interesting you should be listening
since it's just me, I'll just begin
We're not the first kings to walk those earth rings
the way it started, controversial
Before there was life there was a big big bang... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Sir, we’ve checked and rechecked the translations, and we are 100% positive that this is what they said,” General MacMillan said. The army-man’s eyes were blazing intensity, and he knew what he wanted to say. However, attacking the invaders had already been written off the board by higher powers than he.
“Five minuet... | Soooo let's start with a little history
you're wondering who's telling this, it's just me
so since it's interesting you should be listening
since it's just me, I'll just begin
We're not the first kings to walk those earth rings
the way it started, controversial
Before there was life there was a big big bang... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | Quiet down Martians, let me tell you a little tale,
About my home planet, here's the detail:
A big ball of molten rock like deep fried Metallica,
Got gassed up like it's high off indica,
But don't fear, that was just the atmosphere,
But let me steer, the story a few billion years,
Where shit started popping off,
... | The creatures looked down from the balcony, staring through the stage lights shining against his platinum blond "hair".
*Hair*.
It was a funny word and a funny thing they had all thought when they had first examined the human, rubbing their own bald heads and laughing.
Since then, certain circles of the creatures ... |
**EDIT** I'm sorry; I spelled it wrong, it should be "in 5 minutes or less" not "in 5 minuets or less". | [WP] Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less. | “Sir, we’ve checked and rechecked the translations, and we are 100% positive that this is what they said,” General MacMillan said. The army-man’s eyes were blazing intensity, and he knew what he wanted to say. However, attacking the invaders had already been written off the board by higher powers than he.
“Five minuet... | The creatures looked down from the balcony, staring through the stage lights shining against his platinum blond "hair".
*Hair*.
It was a funny word and a funny thing they had all thought when they had first examined the human, rubbing their own bald heads and laughing.
Since then, certain circles of the creatures ... |
From a Facebook post. | [WP] Through the eyes of a dog we must seem like elves who live hundreds of years. | My best friend Eli is one of the immortal ones.
I spend a fair amount of time thinking about what it must be like, to live forever. I’ve seen mortal friends of mine grow old, and the fact that it’s happening to me, too, can sometimes weigh heavy on my heart. My hair has been turning gray for a long time, and my body j... | I could smell her and the one before her all over the house. Despite the magic spray the humans put over carpet after she had made a mess, I could still pick up on it. I wondered if that was why she was not around anymore, if she had been a good dog like me, she would still be here and I would not. But my humans wer... |
Based on the popular rumor that Scientology was created as the result of a bar bet between L. Ron Hubbard and Robert Heinlein. | [WP] A sci-fi writer, a satirist, a historian, a children's book author, and the creator of Mad Libs place a wager on who can create the most successful religion. | “… and then our Lord and Savior, Azeroth, descends from…a shoebox,” Leonard concluded his lengthy mythology which included no less than seven deaths accomplished by a unicycle, a mummy, and a leather jacket, among other things. The other attendants of the bet chuckled amongst themselves, but they never took Leonard’s a... | "Okay then."
It was only 50 bucks, but it was an important 50 bucks. Each one was wallowing in the lowest depths of poverty and alcoholism, and needed the money. The sci-fi writer, Jacob LeWattes, born in Boston, age 32. The satirist, Douglas H. Vine, age 26. The historian, Wayne Castarbach, age 53. The children's boo... |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | I've now learned things you'll never understand.
The reasons for war
The causes and effects of climate change
The way Hollywood works
The path to enlightenment
The abomination of mankind on this planet
It's all led me to eternal truth.
That truth, you ask?
It's all. About. WINNING.
-Charlie Sheen | OK, wait, give a few seconds of breathing time ok. Lets go.
Skyrim ost starts playing
"oh shit, not that. Too awesome humans ears, let me tone it down a bit."
Canary starts playing
"yea, thats good. ok lets start"
"Hello people. I am your new god. Your Devine savour. That one who has come to save you all. I have r... | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | I have devoted my life to bettering myself through technology and education. With so little left to learn here I turn to the stars in my quest for understanding. As I leave, know that all this I have done and I only just now can comprehend the vastness...
of your mom. | OK, wait, give a few seconds of breathing time ok. Lets go.
Skyrim ost starts playing
"oh shit, not that. Too awesome humans ears, let me tone it down a bit."
Canary starts playing
"yea, thats good. ok lets start"
"Hello people. I am your new god. Your Devine savour. That one who has come to save you all. I have r... | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | "That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. He just popped out of existence, like he was never even here." The man turned to the other investigator, who was poking through the strange disappearing man's office. "What do you make of it, Iosef Ivanovich?"
"Huh? I think he left us some sort of a message on his c... | OK, wait, give a few seconds of breathing time ok. Lets go.
Skyrim ost starts playing
"oh shit, not that. Too awesome humans ears, let me tone it down a bit."
Canary starts playing
"yea, thats good. ok lets start"
"Hello people. I am your new god. Your Devine savour. That one who has come to save you all. I have r... | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | Dear /r/iamverysmart users.
You're all just super jelos of my super human inillect. I've evolved past the need ro proper grammar and spelling. Your human speech is so far below me right now I can barely even understand it. I've been ridiculued for the last time!!!
Every time I make an advancement, I become the top... | OK, wait, give a few seconds of breathing time ok. Lets go.
Skyrim ost starts playing
"oh shit, not that. Too awesome humans ears, let me tone it down a bit."
Canary starts playing
"yea, thats good. ok lets start"
"Hello people. I am your new god. Your Devine savour. That one who has come to save you all. I have r... | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | I have devoted my life to bettering myself through technology and education. With so little left to learn here I turn to the stars in my quest for understanding. As I leave, know that all this I have done and I only just now can comprehend the vastness...
of your mom. | Silly humans.
Endlessly locked in futile tribal warfare.
Now, too late do you see what I once offered.
Doomed, you are, to forever roll the stone.
Never to see the birth and death of stars.
Unable to comprehend the true nature of the universe.
Destroy yourselves, or join me in transcendency.
Empty the universe of you... | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | Dear /r/iamverysmart users.
You're all just super jelos of my super human inillect. I've evolved past the need ro proper grammar and spelling. Your human speech is so far below me right now I can barely even understand it. I've been ridiculued for the last time!!!
Every time I make an advancement, I become the top... | Silly humans.
Endlessly locked in futile tribal warfare.
Now, too late do you see what I once offered.
Doomed, you are, to forever roll the stone.
Never to see the birth and death of stars.
Unable to comprehend the true nature of the universe.
Destroy yourselves, or join me in transcendency.
Empty the universe of you... | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | I have devoted my life to bettering myself through technology and education. With so little left to learn here I turn to the stars in my quest for understanding. As I leave, know that all this I have done and I only just now can comprehend the vastness...
of your mom. | I've now learned things you'll never understand.
The reasons for war
The causes and effects of climate change
The way Hollywood works
The path to enlightenment
The abomination of mankind on this planet
It's all led me to eternal truth.
That truth, you ask?
It's all. About. WINNING.
-Charlie Sheen | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | "That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. He just popped out of existence, like he was never even here." The man turned to the other investigator, who was poking through the strange disappearing man's office. "What do you make of it, Iosef Ivanovich?"
"Huh? I think he left us some sort of a message on his c... | I've now learned things you'll never understand.
The reasons for war
The causes and effects of climate change
The way Hollywood works
The path to enlightenment
The abomination of mankind on this planet
It's all led me to eternal truth.
That truth, you ask?
It's all. About. WINNING.
-Charlie Sheen | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | Dear /r/iamverysmart users.
You're all just super jelos of my super human inillect. I've evolved past the need ro proper grammar and spelling. Your human speech is so far below me right now I can barely even understand it. I've been ridiculued for the last time!!!
Every time I make an advancement, I become the top... | I've now learned things you'll never understand.
The reasons for war
The causes and effects of climate change
The way Hollywood works
The path to enlightenment
The abomination of mankind on this planet
It's all led me to eternal truth.
That truth, you ask?
It's all. About. WINNING.
-Charlie Sheen | |
[WP] You've begun to develop superintelligence. After you've invented countless revolutionary technologies and integrated them into yourself you're about to transcend humanity, but you want to leave one final message behind while people are still even able to comprehend your existence. | Dear /r/iamverysmart users.
You're all just super jelos of my super human inillect. I've evolved past the need ro proper grammar and spelling. Your human speech is so far below me right now I can barely even understand it. I've been ridiculued for the last time!!!
Every time I make an advancement, I become the top... | I have devoted my life to bettering myself through technology and education. With so little left to learn here I turn to the stars in my quest for understanding. As I leave, know that all this I have done and I only just now can comprehend the vastness...
of your mom. | |
[WP] You are an elevator. | It was 7.30AM in the morning and I was already up and running for a while. I felt clean and chirpy since the kind lady scrubbed me shiny all over half an hour ago. I was ready to face the world with arms wide open.
My first few riders were regular early birds. Dan, a middle aged man came in laughing with his slightly ... | If only I could speak to the kind couple hurting the bottom of my inside as I rose upward. They laughed and kissed inside of me, and then pinned themselves at the front of me. Suddenly, it slid open, and as I was shocked the couple went out and started taking photographs. I forgot that happened, as it had been hundreds... | |
[WP] You are an elevator. | She woke up early, the alarm blaring loudly and prompting her into action. She was tired, but she didn't really mind it that much. After all, the point of sleeping was to eventually wake up. As she made her way down the stairs she wondered if the sun was up yet, she so loved watching the rays move through the large win... | If only I could speak to the kind couple hurting the bottom of my inside as I rose upward. They laughed and kissed inside of me, and then pinned themselves at the front of me. Suddenly, it slid open, and as I was shocked the couple went out and started taking photographs. I forgot that happened, as it had been hundreds... | |
[WP] You are an elevator. | God dammit, I hate it when they jump. And this little one is bouncing up and down like he's a jack rabbit. He pushes up, tries to touch my roof, and then smashes both feet to the steel floor. I wish I could open up like a trap door for a second and let the twerp out. His mother looks at him as if she's about to slap. "... | *ding*
*ding*
Those are the sounds I've heard my entire life.
In the beginning it was fine, but lately I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life.
*ding*
That sound, I...I can't take it anymore!
*elevator door closes*
*ding*
*metallic snap* | |
[WP] Frank is a vigilante who likes to fight fire with fire literally. The firefighters hate when he arrives on the scene. In spite of his philosophy, his flame thrower almost always makes things worse. | Sirens whooped and screeched, a large diesel engine rumbled, and the staccato rhythm of boots landing on the ground filled the air. The fire was licking out of the top window now, reaching up towards the Christmas lights dangling from the frosty gutter. Damn. 3 hours spent up that rickety ass ladder for nothing.
Then... | The men on the radio went wild with news of a bushfire. It began late in the day. They seemed unable to stop talking, station after station, deep into the night - bulletins, announcements, news specials. Every station was on alert for news on the conflagration. Announcers sounded close to insanity, their voice levels s... | |
[WP] A virus has swept the world killing everyone over the age of 10. Except you. You are now the only adult in a world full of kids. | 12/5/23
Journal of Tim "Giant" Cobber
Its been 6 years since the virus. It felt like only yesterday when I buried my family in the garden. Dave and Bob both lived, the virus didn't seam to effect animals. if only Sue was still here, she was good at biology and even better with kids.
I've tried my best to take in any... | After realizing I was the last adult left I headed to the nearest gun and ammo supply store. Fearing for the inevitable future of caring for all these damn children a single solution arises, a final solution, PULL. THE. TRIGGER.
So I do. Blood was everywhere. "How could I have missed?" I thought.
With the last ... | |
[WP] A virus has swept the world killing everyone over the age of 10. Except you. You are now the only adult in a world full of kids. | At first I thought I was alone; the last human on earth, like in that Twilight Zone episode. It's not uncommon to be the only one on the road near my house, but once I reached the first major intersection I began to grow suspicious. Every red light I stopped at, there was no oncoming traffic. I decided to drive the who... | After realizing I was the last adult left I headed to the nearest gun and ammo supply store. Fearing for the inevitable future of caring for all these damn children a single solution arises, a final solution, PULL. THE. TRIGGER.
So I do. Blood was everywhere. "How could I have missed?" I thought.
With the last ... | |
[WP] A virus has swept the world killing everyone over the age of 10. Except you. You are now the only adult in a world full of kids. | I woke up to shouting. I glanced at my watch and moaned. It was 6:00am. Despite living in their territory for three years now, I never understood why these kids insisted on waking up so early. I unzipped my tent and stepped out onto the street.
There were about twenty kids in total, fifteen on one side and five on th... | After realizing I was the last adult left I headed to the nearest gun and ammo supply store. Fearing for the inevitable future of caring for all these damn children a single solution arises, a final solution, PULL. THE. TRIGGER.
So I do. Blood was everywhere. "How could I have missed?" I thought.
With the last ... | |
[WP] A virus has swept the world killing everyone over the age of 10. Except you. You are now the only adult in a world full of kids. | At first I thought I was alone; the last human on earth, like in that Twilight Zone episode. It's not uncommon to be the only one on the road near my house, but once I reached the first major intersection I began to grow suspicious. Every red light I stopped at, there was no oncoming traffic. I decided to drive the who... | 12/5/23
Journal of Tim "Giant" Cobber
Its been 6 years since the virus. It felt like only yesterday when I buried my family in the garden. Dave and Bob both lived, the virus didn't seam to effect animals. if only Sue was still here, she was good at biology and even better with kids.
I've tried my best to take in any... | |
[WP] A virus has swept the world killing everyone over the age of 10. Except you. You are now the only adult in a world full of kids. | I woke up to shouting. I glanced at my watch and moaned. It was 6:00am. Despite living in their territory for three years now, I never understood why these kids insisted on waking up so early. I unzipped my tent and stepped out onto the street.
There were about twenty kids in total, fifteen on one side and five on th... | 12/5/23
Journal of Tim "Giant" Cobber
Its been 6 years since the virus. It felt like only yesterday when I buried my family in the garden. Dave and Bob both lived, the virus didn't seam to effect animals. if only Sue was still here, she was good at biology and even better with kids.
I've tried my best to take in any... | |
[WP] A virus has swept the world killing everyone over the age of 10. Except you. You are now the only adult in a world full of kids. | People always say growing up is something you want to avoid. The prospect of getting older scares people, it edges us closer and closer to death, it's a slow, creeping death sentence. Four months ago, that death sentence stopped being slow. I suppose if there was enough time, the scientists of the world would have name... | All I see are children.
Crying, screaming, holding the bodies of their loved ones.
Then it hits me, I am the only adult left. At 36 years old, I am the oldest person alive and I have to help these kids. For a long time I will be the Savior of a bunch of snot nosed pricks.
So I kill myself. | |
[WP] Gravity is suddenly inverted. Anyone or anything not inside a solid building at the moment of the gravity switch is falling to their death into the vast hole that once was the sky. | As the gravimeter dropped down to zero, you knew it was already too late. For a spinning planet, zero gravity may as well be no gravity. With no gravity to hold it together, the Earth's equator bulged out into space, taking its atmosphere with it.
For the first few moments, the air was still breathable, it hadn't yet ... | {'There are so many things that would not work in this story.'
The prompt did say the sky and not space so if you want to suspend disbelief then you can imagine that gravitational field vectors are being flipped for anything that isn't in a solid phase. Buildings are still standing, so you would probably be fine if you... | |
[WP] Gravity is suddenly inverted. Anyone or anything not inside a solid building at the moment of the gravity switch is falling to their death into the vast hole that once was the sky. | I was in the garden when it happened. One moment I'm watering the flowerpots, the next I'm frantically holding onto the hose pipe as my world turns upside down. Literally.
Unfortunately, I'm not a strong man, and my grip slid on the hose, sending me plummeting into the sky. As I fell, or perhaps flew, my floral dis... | {'There are so many things that would not work in this story.'
The prompt did say the sky and not space so if you want to suspend disbelief then you can imagine that gravitational field vectors are being flipped for anything that isn't in a solid phase. Buildings are still standing, so you would probably be fine if you... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | "Depression? One punch and he was out.
"Anxiety? I curb-stomped him like there was no tomorrow.
"My good ol' pal Self-Doubt? Smothered him out with a pillow.
"Not to toot my own horn, but I have conquered all. I have seen all, I have felt all.
"All negative emotions, all of my demons—dead. I was born with a certain... | I think the biggest shock was the size. After years of being twisted and controlled by it, I had always assumed it would be this massive beast when we faced each other. Not a small animal hiding in the corner.
I hefted my sword, staring as it cowered. For a monster formed from my rage, it seemed so meek and scared, as... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | "Depression? One punch and he was out.
"Anxiety? I curb-stomped him like there was no tomorrow.
"My good ol' pal Self-Doubt? Smothered him out with a pillow.
"Not to toot my own horn, but I have conquered all. I have seen all, I have felt all.
"All negative emotions, all of my demons—dead. I was born with a certain... | You have worn yourself out in the gym until your knuckles are raw, you have practiced jabs and left hooks and uppercuts with all the technique of an overweight slob. You have practiced clawing out eyes, going for the genitals. You have a switchblade in your back pocket, because fuck playing fair, right? You're still no... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | I sat down beside the configurator, looked at my chart; anxiety: 22, fear: 48, depression: 89. His depression had risen since the death of his mother, and once it goes past 50 it rises incredibly fast. With the introduction of "BattleSenses" you have the option to fight your problems, many of my friends had done it, th... | You have worn yourself out in the gym until your knuckles are raw, you have practiced jabs and left hooks and uppercuts with all the technique of an overweight slob. You have practiced clawing out eyes, going for the genitals. You have a switchblade in your back pocket, because fuck playing fair, right? You're still no... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | “Jared, get your ass over here, ya gotta see this!”
That was my boss, Burt Clarkson, and this was the first time he had ever shown any sort of excitement when it came to the poor saps competing in the Psych Pit.
Now, the technology for “Deep-Dive Psychological Exploration” has been around for almost 15 years now, sta... | You have worn yourself out in the gym until your knuckles are raw, you have practiced jabs and left hooks and uppercuts with all the technique of an overweight slob. You have practiced clawing out eyes, going for the genitals. You have a switchblade in your back pocket, because fuck playing fair, right? You're still no... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | "Depression? One punch and he was out.
"Anxiety? I curb-stomped him like there was no tomorrow.
"My good ol' pal Self-Doubt? Smothered him out with a pillow.
"Not to toot my own horn, but I have conquered all. I have seen all, I have felt all.
"All negative emotions, all of my demons—dead. I was born with a certain... | My chest heaved. I was drowning in the air. Leaning against the wall I felt a fuzz on the edge of my vision. The iron in my mouth. The ache of my joints. It danced with the searing. The cold lines on my skin. And the weight, building on my chest. My vision was pain and the world was getting colder by the second.
----... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | I sat down beside the configurator, looked at my chart; anxiety: 22, fear: 48, depression: 89. His depression had risen since the death of his mother, and once it goes past 50 it rises incredibly fast. With the introduction of "BattleSenses" you have the option to fight your problems, many of my friends had done it, th... | My chest heaved. I was drowning in the air. Leaning against the wall I felt a fuzz on the edge of my vision. The iron in my mouth. The ache of my joints. It danced with the searing. The cold lines on my skin. And the weight, building on my chest. My vision was pain and the world was getting colder by the second.
----... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | “Jared, get your ass over here, ya gotta see this!”
That was my boss, Burt Clarkson, and this was the first time he had ever shown any sort of excitement when it came to the poor saps competing in the Psych Pit.
Now, the technology for “Deep-Dive Psychological Exploration” has been around for almost 15 years now, sta... | My chest heaved. I was drowning in the air. Leaning against the wall I felt a fuzz on the edge of my vision. The iron in my mouth. The ache of my joints. It danced with the searing. The cold lines on my skin. And the weight, building on my chest. My vision was pain and the world was getting colder by the second.
----... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | "Depression? One punch and he was out.
"Anxiety? I curb-stomped him like there was no tomorrow.
"My good ol' pal Self-Doubt? Smothered him out with a pillow.
"Not to toot my own horn, but I have conquered all. I have seen all, I have felt all.
"All negative emotions, all of my demons—dead. I was born with a certain... | This is my first prompt response, and I don't typically write, so please excuse any mistakes or awkward wordings.
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The old mage looked at me, nothing but pure concern in his eyes. "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Of course I did. I didn't hunt down one of his kind for months only to chicken out. I was tempted... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | I sat down beside the configurator, looked at my chart; anxiety: 22, fear: 48, depression: 89. His depression had risen since the death of his mother, and once it goes past 50 it rises incredibly fast. With the introduction of "BattleSenses" you have the option to fight your problems, many of my friends had done it, th... | This is my first prompt response, and I don't typically write, so please excuse any mistakes or awkward wordings.
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The old mage looked at me, nothing but pure concern in his eyes. "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Of course I did. I didn't hunt down one of his kind for months only to chicken out. I was tempted... | |
[WP] You can now opt to physically fight your personal demons (depression, anxiety, bad memories, etc.). The difficulty of the fight depends on how strong the problem is, but it's always a fight to the death. | "What are your demons?"
His voice is curt and bored. He's been at this job too long. It doesn't matter to me, though. I want to be free of these shackles.
"I am easily tempted." I try to sound firm in my delivery. I don't want to come off as shy about the problems I'm about to face head on.
His tired and weary eyes ... | Artesia walked quietly with gentle steps through the autumnal forest towards the cave of reflection. With each step she took, the crunching of fallen leaves echoed around her and the scent of their gradual decay, almost sweet, assaulted her nostrils. Glancing over her shoulder, she could still make out the gates of the... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | "Hey Rhys, What's with Zaldeer? He hasn't been the same since we fought The Dark Knight's Legion." The halfling asked, sharpening his short sword.
"He must have finally made contact with the Abyss like he wanted. Don't mind him Garrett." The elf whittled yew branches into new arrows, preparing for the next encounter.... | ...You know, I wanted to be a magician when I grew up.
...
...
But that's not supposed to be real, is it? I'm just supposed to say it when you talk to me.
...
When I heard the others talk about options, I overheard them mention key bindings. Things you can do to us, to our world.
I didn't know you could do these... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | Have you ever been forced to learn? To grow? Advan has been. Advan is a wizard living in the land of Mananrai, or at least so he thought for many years. In reality Advan is a collection of codes and pixels, displayed on television screens all across the world as the main character of the hit video game “Tales of Mananr... | ...You know, I wanted to be a magician when I grew up.
...
...
But that's not supposed to be real, is it? I'm just supposed to say it when you talk to me.
...
When I heard the others talk about options, I overheard them mention key bindings. Things you can do to us, to our world.
I didn't know you could do these... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | 12:00am: Wake up and eat leftovers.
12:30am: Wash dish leftovers were eaten off of.
1:00am: Go back to sleep.
6:00am: Wake up.
6:01-6:35am: Use restroom.
6:35-7:45am: Shower.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
No. I don't want to cook pancakes anymore.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
I can make Ambrosia.... | ...You know, I wanted to be a magician when I grew up.
...
...
But that's not supposed to be real, is it? I'm just supposed to say it when you talk to me.
...
When I heard the others talk about options, I overheard them mention key bindings. Things you can do to us, to our world.
I didn't know you could do these... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | "You'd think it would be Wisdom," said the wizard to the fighter.
"Hm?" replied the fighter.
"Well, you see as a wizard my spellcasting modifier is based on my Intelligence," explained the wizard.
"Always reading them books," the fighter hazarded to agree.
"My Intelligence is quite high," the wizard went on. "My kn... | ...You know, I wanted to be a magician when I grew up.
...
...
But that's not supposed to be real, is it? I'm just supposed to say it when you talk to me.
...
When I heard the others talk about options, I overheard them mention key bindings. Things you can do to us, to our world.
I didn't know you could do these... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | "Hey Rhys, What's with Zaldeer? He hasn't been the same since we fought The Dark Knight's Legion." The halfling asked, sharpening his short sword.
"He must have finally made contact with the Abyss like he wanted. Don't mind him Garrett." The elf whittled yew branches into new arrows, preparing for the next encounter.... | My world changed today. I was awoken as usual by the inky blackness slowly fading into the view I could last remember before the dark set in, but something was different. I mistook the eerie feeling for a sense of danger and quickly turned around. As far as I could see there was nothing more than the path I had been tr... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | Have you ever been forced to learn? To grow? Advan has been. Advan is a wizard living in the land of Mananrai, or at least so he thought for many years. In reality Advan is a collection of codes and pixels, displayed on television screens all across the world as the main character of the hit video game “Tales of Mananr... | My world changed today. I was awoken as usual by the inky blackness slowly fading into the view I could last remember before the dark set in, but something was different. I mistook the eerie feeling for a sense of danger and quickly turned around. As far as I could see there was nothing more than the path I had been tr... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | 12:00am: Wake up and eat leftovers.
12:30am: Wash dish leftovers were eaten off of.
1:00am: Go back to sleep.
6:00am: Wake up.
6:01-6:35am: Use restroom.
6:35-7:45am: Shower.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
No. I don't want to cook pancakes anymore.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
I can make Ambrosia.... | My world changed today. I was awoken as usual by the inky blackness slowly fading into the view I could last remember before the dark set in, but something was different. I mistook the eerie feeling for a sense of danger and quickly turned around. As far as I could see there was nothing more than the path I had been tr... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | 12:00am: Wake up and eat leftovers.
12:30am: Wash dish leftovers were eaten off of.
1:00am: Go back to sleep.
6:00am: Wake up.
6:01-6:35am: Use restroom.
6:35-7:45am: Shower.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
No. I don't want to cook pancakes anymore.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
I can make Ambrosia.... | My first mistake was to begin replying to this on my phone and somehow not think that I would drop my phone on my chest and immediately exit out of my reply I had been typing for the past 30 minutes...
Lesson learned, Google Drive from now on. Weep, for you all are deprived of a great story today. | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | 12:00am: Wake up and eat leftovers.
12:30am: Wash dish leftovers were eaten off of.
1:00am: Go back to sleep.
6:00am: Wake up.
6:01-6:35am: Use restroom.
6:35-7:45am: Shower.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
No. I don't want to cook pancakes anymore.
7:45-8:20am: Cook pancakes.
I can make Ambrosia.... | "Hey Rhys, What's with Zaldeer? He hasn't been the same since we fought The Dark Knight's Legion." The halfling asked, sharpening his short sword.
"He must have finally made contact with the Abyss like he wanted. Don't mind him Garrett." The elf whittled yew branches into new arrows, preparing for the next encounter.... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | *Damn, how the hell do you write these things? If anyone's reading this, that means I'm brilliant and dead. Fuck, fuck, FUCK. Who the hell thought we'd hit the singularity in a frigging VIDEO GAME?! Okay, okay, I'll give you all the information I can here, and wish you the best in solving this amazing fuck up of mine. ... | It was in the fields of Kal'la'oni when I realized the true nature of the world. My comrades, the knight, the warrior, the healer and I had just beaten some random low level monster worth only 20xp with a low level fireball blast, but that xp was enough to level me up to 63.
My world froze for a minute, and I had a w... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | "No- look, haven't you ever wondered why nothing in this world makes any damn sense?" I asked hotly, slamming my tankard down on the table with a thud. The men sitting across from me looked confused.
"What are you on about now?" One of them asked. I scowled at him.
"Take blacksmithing as an example," I replied. "A ma... | It was in the fields of Kal'la'oni when I realized the true nature of the world. My comrades, the knight, the warrior, the healer and I had just beaten some random low level monster worth only 20xp with a low level fireball blast, but that xp was enough to level me up to 63.
My world froze for a minute, and I had a w... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | "No- look, haven't you ever wondered why nothing in this world makes any damn sense?" I asked hotly, slamming my tankard down on the table with a thud. The men sitting across from me looked confused.
"What are you on about now?" One of them asked. I scowled at him.
"Take blacksmithing as an example," I replied. "A ma... | It was 4 am, and Brian was up late studying again. He had a final later that day, and he desperately needed to do well on it. Brian was a physics graduate student, and he fell behind on this Computational Cosmology and Astrophysics class. He had no choice but to pull another all-nighter. He yawned and took another sip ... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | "No- look, haven't you ever wondered why nothing in this world makes any damn sense?" I asked hotly, slamming my tankard down on the table with a thud. The men sitting across from me looked confused.
"What are you on about now?" One of them asked. I scowled at him.
"Take blacksmithing as an example," I replied. "A ma... | "Life is hell. Especially when you know it's not real." I blurted out, reaching for the next full cup of mead. I was sure it was mine but had my doubts after it was wrenched out of my hands and a near empty one placed into it. I might also have had my drink stolen. Whatever, anything to get me drunker. I drank what was... | |
[WP] A character in a RPG with an intelligence stat high enough to know he's a character in a RPG | The first time I noticed it was thursday night.
As usual, I stayed up way too late to play "The Legend of a Mystic Quest", an MMO I discovered three years ago. Since then, I've invested an uncountable amount of hours in my character named Toroval every day to get to the top of the leaderboard, which I reached seven mon... | "Life is hell. Especially when you know it's not real." I blurted out, reaching for the next full cup of mead. I was sure it was mine but had my doubts after it was wrenched out of my hands and a near empty one placed into it. I might also have had my drink stolen. Whatever, anything to get me drunker. I drank what was... | |
Edit- typo- title should say Your tv/radio/phone *are all dead | [WP] You have just woken up in your third floor apartment to absolute public chaos. Your tv/radio/phone is all dead and you have no idea what's going on. There is screaming in the hallways that suddenly goes silent. Then...a hard knock at your door. | "Babe!"
Her voice jolts me awake and then I hear it.
Screaming. It echoes in the halls, out in the parking lot, sounds like some might even be coming from the city streets.
She's trying to check her phone but nothing's happening. I click mine but it stays dark too. That can't be a coincidence.
"Stay down!" I hiss, ... | The noise woke her up first. Then the sudden awareness that her TV, her night light, was vacant of any image. The blue light carried nothing in it, the ribbons of color held as steady as the single tone that softly emitted from her television. The shriek and din of a thousand tormented voices echoed in her ears as she ... |
Edit- typo- title should say Your tv/radio/phone *are all dead | [WP] You have just woken up in your third floor apartment to absolute public chaos. Your tv/radio/phone is all dead and you have no idea what's going on. There is screaming in the hallways that suddenly goes silent. Then...a hard knock at your door. | Three knocks. *Tap tap tap.* I'm still trying to revive my phone, which is blank and black and cold in my hands. I skip to the window once more and glance outside. The street is empty. A moment ago it was full of people, shouting, running, arms up, eyes wide, running nowhere and everywhere. Now it is empty. I'm only no... | The noise woke her up first. Then the sudden awareness that her TV, her night light, was vacant of any image. The blue light carried nothing in it, the ribbons of color held as steady as the single tone that softly emitted from her television. The shriek and din of a thousand tormented voices echoed in her ears as she ... |
Edit- typo- title should say Your tv/radio/phone *are all dead | [WP] You have just woken up in your third floor apartment to absolute public chaos. Your tv/radio/phone is all dead and you have no idea what's going on. There is screaming in the hallways that suddenly goes silent. Then...a hard knock at your door. | Three knocks. *Tap tap tap.* I'm still trying to revive my phone, which is blank and black and cold in my hands. I skip to the window once more and glance outside. The street is empty. A moment ago it was full of people, shouting, running, arms up, eyes wide, running nowhere and everywhere. Now it is empty. I'm only no... | "Babe!"
Her voice jolts me awake and then I hear it.
Screaming. It echoes in the halls, out in the parking lot, sounds like some might even be coming from the city streets.
She's trying to check her phone but nothing's happening. I click mine but it stays dark too. That can't be a coincidence.
"Stay down!" I hiss, ... |
[WP] You have come so close to dying so many times that you've met Death that many times. So much so, that you've made quite a close relationship with Death. | "I'm flattered." right after I got hit by a huge truck, a male figure with black wings entered my field of vision.
"Handsome as always, Azrael." I stood up, ignoring my broken body. "May I ask, what in this humble human's act that flatter you?"
"Never before a human took the phrase *'flirting with death'* quite liter... | *a flash of light*
"What happened this time don?" Lucifer asked as I stepped into the room.
"Same as last time, erectile disfunction." I said half heartedly taking a seat on a worn leather couch.
The devil, or Lucifer for me cause we're on a first name basis, stood across from me. Honestly he's not that scary loo... | |
[WP] You have come so close to dying so many times that you've met Death that many times. So much so, that you've made quite a close relationship with Death. | When he sees me he double checks his list. It's as if he thinks he's made a mistake when we both know he hasn't.
Good ol Grimmy scratches at his jaw bone with a particularly pointy white finger. He doesn't stop to exchange pleasantries like he did the first few mishaps. There's no need to console me anymore. I'm... | *a flash of light*
"What happened this time don?" Lucifer asked as I stepped into the room.
"Same as last time, erectile disfunction." I said half heartedly taking a seat on a worn leather couch.
The devil, or Lucifer for me cause we're on a first name basis, stood across from me. Honestly he's not that scary loo... | |
[WP] You have come so close to dying so many times that you've met Death that many times. So much so, that you've made quite a close relationship with Death. | When he sees me he double checks his list. It's as if he thinks he's made a mistake when we both know he hasn't.
Good ol Grimmy scratches at his jaw bone with a particularly pointy white finger. He doesn't stop to exchange pleasantries like he did the first few mishaps. There's no need to console me anymore. I'm... | "I'm flattered." right after I got hit by a huge truck, a male figure with black wings entered my field of vision.
"Handsome as always, Azrael." I stood up, ignoring my broken body. "May I ask, what in this humble human's act that flatter you?"
"Never before a human took the phrase *'flirting with death'* quite liter... | |
Idea from an Ask Reddit thread | [WP] You are immortal, but can painlessly end your life at the push of a button. After you have lived for hundreds of years, you decide to terminate yourself, only to realize that you have been missing the button for years. | *I apparently misread "hundreds" as "thousands." Oops.*
"Estimate?" I queried the empty bridge.
The onboard computer spat out some infinitesimally small number "... percent of the Terra visible universe explored." A soft, almost human voice answered.
"Huh. I'd figured it would be at least a little closer to a ... | I watched the luminous star flare and flash upwards through my dark visor, the blinding light reduced to a beautiful glow. It was Earth's sun, a fitting place to end my million year journey, back where it all started. As long as there had been humans they had gazed at this shining globe, wondering at it, praising it, b... |
[WP] It is a Utopian future where everyones needs are perfectly met and people are always happy. There is a new street drug people want to take which promises to make people depressed, in pain, and lonely for 2 hours a hit. | I loved my life greatly except for one thing:
I longed for the lessons that hardships can bring.
---
This world has grown to be without any woes,
blissful ignorance is all anyone knows.
---
So, there grew up a black market of sorts,
one that's quite nice, according to reports.
---
At least, it is nice, in that... | It was one of those nights, you know, where the world comes crashing down upon you.
It was one of those nights where everything happens to you at once, and you don't have enough *self* to handle it all.
It was once of those nights, I want to say, but really, was it? Everything had been heading towards that point any... | |
[WP] It is a Utopian future where everyones needs are perfectly met and people are always happy. There is a new street drug people want to take which promises to make people depressed, in pain, and lonely for 2 hours a hit. | She lay on the floor, heart pounding, salty tears never drying on her lips.
Julie Newell was a perfect rose, in a thornless rosebush. She was an Eve among many more Eves, and just as many Adams.
Every morning, she woke up, gave her cat Tinker a pet, and her husband Nic a kiss, before heading off to her simple de... | It was one of those nights, you know, where the world comes crashing down upon you.
It was one of those nights where everything happens to you at once, and you don't have enough *self* to handle it all.
It was once of those nights, I want to say, but really, was it? Everything had been heading towards that point any... | |
[WP] It is a Utopian future where everyones needs are perfectly met and people are always happy. There is a new street drug people want to take which promises to make people depressed, in pain, and lonely for 2 hours a hit. | *Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.*
It’s Christmas again in Springfield. The weather is beautiful – it’s snowed just like in the movies and now the city is neatly dusted with a fine white pall. Clocks strike in uncanny synchrony the hour eight, and every son and daughter (on... | It was one of those nights, you know, where the world comes crashing down upon you.
It was one of those nights where everything happens to you at once, and you don't have enough *self* to handle it all.
It was once of those nights, I want to say, but really, was it? Everything had been heading towards that point any... | |
[WP] It is a Utopian future where everyones needs are perfectly met and people are always happy. There is a new street drug people want to take which promises to make people depressed, in pain, and lonely for 2 hours a hit. | She lay on the floor, heart pounding, salty tears never drying on her lips.
Julie Newell was a perfect rose, in a thornless rosebush. She was an Eve among many more Eves, and just as many Adams.
Every morning, she woke up, gave her cat Tinker a pet, and her husband Nic a kiss, before heading off to her simple de... | I loved my life greatly except for one thing:
I longed for the lessons that hardships can bring.
---
This world has grown to be without any woes,
blissful ignorance is all anyone knows.
---
So, there grew up a black market of sorts,
one that's quite nice, according to reports.
---
At least, it is nice, in that... | |
[WP] It is a Utopian future where everyones needs are perfectly met and people are always happy. There is a new street drug people want to take which promises to make people depressed, in pain, and lonely for 2 hours a hit. | *Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.*
It’s Christmas again in Springfield. The weather is beautiful – it’s snowed just like in the movies and now the city is neatly dusted with a fine white pall. Clocks strike in uncanny synchrony the hour eight, and every son and daughter (on... | I loved my life greatly except for one thing:
I longed for the lessons that hardships can bring.
---
This world has grown to be without any woes,
blissful ignorance is all anyone knows.
---
So, there grew up a black market of sorts,
one that's quite nice, according to reports.
---
At least, it is nice, in that... | |
[WP] It is a Utopian future where everyones needs are perfectly met and people are always happy. There is a new street drug people want to take which promises to make people depressed, in pain, and lonely for 2 hours a hit. | *Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.*
It’s Christmas again in Springfield. The weather is beautiful – it’s snowed just like in the movies and now the city is neatly dusted with a fine white pall. Clocks strike in uncanny synchrony the hour eight, and every son and daughter (on... | She lay on the floor, heart pounding, salty tears never drying on her lips.
Julie Newell was a perfect rose, in a thornless rosebush. She was an Eve among many more Eves, and just as many Adams.
Every morning, she woke up, gave her cat Tinker a pet, and her husband Nic a kiss, before heading off to her simple de... |
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