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[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | The first day was a shock. Almost as a gift from heaven. In all my years working at this dump, I have never heard a silence be as deafening as the very moment our branch manager announced to the floor that Google shut down.
Our PR branch was losing their shit that day when all the employees in their sector each had to... | Bill Gates smiled. Already the richest man in the world, his worth had quadrupled as Microsoft's stock when up in the past week. Surely he could rid the world of malaria now. And even better was the feeling the wave of change in public opinion, of respect...
He clicked play on the next Vimeo video. Buying Vimeo, Daily... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | I remember the day it happened. It was July 25. I was watching a Youtube video about some guy creating a fidget spinner using gallium. Halfway through the video, I got bored and decided a new video it is. I saw another video about how lizard people run the world in my recommendation list. When I clicked it, an error pa... | The vending machines at the service station sold out of Sprite first. I thought it would have been the Jack Links Jerky, but that went soon enough after the Sprite. There must have been two dozen or so of us camped out there at the rest stop. Once Maps went down we stopped off to see what was up. We saw soon enough... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | The first day was a shock. Almost as a gift from heaven. In all my years working at this dump, I have never heard a silence be as deafening as the very moment our branch manager announced to the floor that Google shut down.
Our PR branch was losing their shit that day when all the employees in their sector each had to... | The vending machines at the service station sold out of Sprite first. I thought it would have been the Jack Links Jerky, but that went soon enough after the Sprite. There must have been two dozen or so of us camped out there at the rest stop. Once Maps went down we stopped off to see what was up. We saw soon enough... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | Tim Cook woke up in the morning like any other day. After showering, trimming his stubble, and dowsing himself in cologne, he felt energized and ready to pump money out of more consumers.
He smiled, sitting down at his desk in Apple Park and firing up his iMac Pro. Almost immediately he clicked to open a saved link th... | The vending machines at the service station sold out of Sprite first. I thought it would have been the Jack Links Jerky, but that went soon enough after the Sprite. There must have been two dozen or so of us camped out there at the rest stop. Once Maps went down we stopped off to see what was up. We saw soon enough... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | Day 5: Google and YouTube have been down, and the whole world is starting to revert back to a primitive level. Arguments are being left unsettled, conversions are starting to get stale, I actually overheard a discussion on what the temperature might be,
'it feels like 22°"
"are you fucking nuts? It's clearly 25°plu... | The vending machines at the service station sold out of Sprite first. I thought it would have been the Jack Links Jerky, but that went soon enough after the Sprite. There must have been two dozen or so of us camped out there at the rest stop. Once Maps went down we stopped off to see what was up. We saw soon enough... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | Day 5:
Chaos consumes the world. Today I created a Yahoo email account and wept. Mindy from work is upset; her husband tried to go to a new coffee shop and, using Apple maps, ended up somewhere in Florida. I fear that we all might find ourselves in Florida one day.
Ginger and I haven't spoken in 36 hours. We had a te... | The vending machines at the service station sold out of Sprite first. I thought it would have been the Jack Links Jerky, but that went soon enough after the Sprite. There must have been two dozen or so of us camped out there at the rest stop. Once Maps went down we stopped off to see what was up. We saw soon enough... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | The first day was a shock. Almost as a gift from heaven. In all my years working at this dump, I have never heard a silence be as deafening as the very moment our branch manager announced to the floor that Google shut down.
Our PR branch was losing their shit that day when all the employees in their sector each had to... | I remember the day it happened. It was July 25. I was watching a Youtube video about some guy creating a fidget spinner using gallium. Halfway through the video, I got bored and decided a new video it is. I saw another video about how lizard people run the world in my recommendation list. When I clicked it, an error pa... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | Day 5: Google and YouTube have been down, and the whole world is starting to revert back to a primitive level. Arguments are being left unsettled, conversions are starting to get stale, I actually overheard a discussion on what the temperature might be,
'it feels like 22°"
"are you fucking nuts? It's clearly 25°plu... | Tim Cook woke up in the morning like any other day. After showering, trimming his stubble, and dowsing himself in cologne, he felt energized and ready to pump money out of more consumers.
He smiled, sitting down at his desk in Apple Park and firing up his iMac Pro. Almost immediately he clicked to open a saved link th... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | Day 5:
Chaos consumes the world. Today I created a Yahoo email account and wept. Mindy from work is upset; her husband tried to go to a new coffee shop and, using Apple maps, ended up somewhere in Florida. I fear that we all might find ourselves in Florida one day.
Ginger and I haven't spoken in 36 hours. We had a te... | Tim Cook woke up in the morning like any other day. After showering, trimming his stubble, and dowsing himself in cologne, he felt energized and ready to pump money out of more consumers.
He smiled, sitting down at his desk in Apple Park and firing up his iMac Pro. Almost immediately he clicked to open a saved link th... | |
[WP] In a spectacular "fuck you" to the world, Google and all of its branches (yes, even YouTube) shut down. Closed. For good. No warnings, no previous musings that it might happen. Tell me a story of how "day five" might be going. | Day 5:
Chaos consumes the world. Today I created a Yahoo email account and wept. Mindy from work is upset; her husband tried to go to a new coffee shop and, using Apple maps, ended up somewhere in Florida. I fear that we all might find ourselves in Florida one day.
Ginger and I haven't spoken in 36 hours. We had a te... | Day 5: Google and YouTube have been down, and the whole world is starting to revert back to a primitive level. Arguments are being left unsettled, conversions are starting to get stale, I actually overheard a discussion on what the temperature might be,
'it feels like 22°"
"are you fucking nuts? It's clearly 25°plu... | |
[WP] You're God and you've finally done it, your greatest creation, the dog. | Finally, my greatest creation it was, but... hmm, there was something missing...
"Oh yes, a tail" I spread my arm saying "Let there be a cute tail!"
"woof woof!" said the creature, while turning around chasing its new fluffy tail.
Hmm, turning around... that gave me a good idea, "How about... we turn my name around ... | **You! Come here, elf.**
I'm an angel, your supreme divine ruler.
**Same thing, really. Anyhoo, yes, 'tis I, God. Grab yourself a beer out of the fridge and check this shit out.**
What is it?
**I know, right? I've done some great things in my tenure. Mountains. Sunsets. The whole me damn universe. But this is-- wa... | |
[WP] The Grim Reaper is not a robed, skull like figure. He's a cab driver who picks up people who just died and don't realize it yet. | "Excuse me, I don't think this is the fastest way" I said, biting my nails and trying to maintain composture, he had taken many wrong turns.
"Believe me, it is. I took this path countless times." He answered, his voice was silvery and peaceful.
I furrowed my brows, "maybe you didn't hear the address correctly, we sho... | “Where to, pal?” The cab driver asked MacReady while a steady, thin stream of smoke flowed from his lit cigar and out the open window, into the night.
It had been ages since he'd seen a cabbie smoking a cigarette on the job in this city, much less a smelly cigar (how some people enjoyed the odor of those things he'd n... | |
[WP] The Grim Reaper is not a robed, skull like figure. He's a cab driver who picks up people who just died and don't realize it yet. | "Excuse me, I don't think this is the fastest way" I said, biting my nails and trying to maintain composture, he had taken many wrong turns.
"Believe me, it is. I took this path countless times." He answered, his voice was silvery and peaceful.
I furrowed my brows, "maybe you didn't hear the address correctly, we sho... | **Hi**
"Hey"
Death looked upon his new passenger as he stepped into the backseat. Young, not even twenty, and with a slight smile on his face. Not a happy smile, more like it's just what his face looks like when it's relaxed, or like he's pretending to be happy.
**So where to?**
"What? Oh, right, taxi. Um, just tak... | |
[WP] A Detective makes a deal with Death. He has 48 hours to solve his own murder | Death was wearing mismatched socks. It’s strange where one’s eyes and mind wander to in stressful situations. Looking down at your own bloodied body probably counted as one.
“Your socks don’t match,” Carter muttered, keeping his eyes toward the ground, while also somehow simultaneously being a dead body.
“Who gives ... | The lit end of the detective's cigarette was the only bright point in a world of shifting greys.
"Hell of a thing for a Sunday," he said to Lance. His hand sketched out a wide arc that took in the overflowing gutter, the corpse lying slumped in it, and the two of them, standing where the blood mingling with the rainw... | |
[WP] A Detective makes a deal with Death. He has 48 hours to solve his own murder | "I've always admired your work," said Death. He was leaning against an overgrown elm situated in the back corner of the cemetery. Around him, old tombstones sat weathered with age and their barely legible numerals spoke of precious visits. Propped against one of the rotting stones was the Detective. His corpse showed t... | The lit end of the detective's cigarette was the only bright point in a world of shifting greys.
"Hell of a thing for a Sunday," he said to Lance. His hand sketched out a wide arc that took in the overflowing gutter, the corpse lying slumped in it, and the two of them, standing where the blood mingling with the rainw... | |
You can assume a host of powers in your character already formed and honed. But do tell us what powers they have, what they got it from and how it links. Give us something fun and entertaining!
edit: I'd like to thank everyone that responded to the prompt, everyone who upvoted (and downvoted - yes, your opinions matte... | [WP] You have an unusual superpower - you absorb one ability of anything that bites you and breaks your skin. You get bitten by a dog? You suddenly have super hearing. Stung by a jellyfish? Immortality. For the first time in your life - you are bitten by a human. | The first time I was Bitten was by my cat. At first it was a bite like any other, I yelped at the sharp pain blossoming from the back of my hand, and watched the crimson droplets slowly well up from the wound. I was entranced. Staring at the blood, I knew something was different this time. I'd been bitten before, but t... | Life was pointless if you're a piece of chicken breast.
I gasped as I could smell my incredibly tasty, crispy skin. "Mmmmm..." I found myself saying, as I licked my delicious, greasy, heart destroying lips.
"What...in the f--"
That's when I realized that while I was enjoying my deliciousness, someone else was also e... |
[WP] You live with your struggling single mom. It's your 21st birthday and a unknown individual comes to your home and says he's your father and his name is Zeus. | Author note: Ahem... I have taken some liberties. Not in the enslaving way that governments do, but in the artistic sense... but you probably already guessed that.
I had started living in Japan at the age of ten when a scientist busted me out of the research facility and sent me to some of his friends who lived there.... | They say never meet your heroes.
My hero was the dad that I never met. He was everything a father should be: smart, kind, gentle, every cliché in the book. He loved my mother and I, but he had to go away on a long business trip. He was a pilot whose plane travelled around the world for years at a time. He didn’t write... | |
[WP] In a lucid dream, you find something you really want to hold onto and make an effort to bring it with you to the real world when you wake up. | I grabbed hold, with all my might, muscles screaming, body aching, my mind telling me to just let go, to give up. *No*, I scream into the night, *I will not give up!* I have been searching for too long, wanting, needing for too long. I can't let go now. I wake up, sweating, my bed is damp with sweat for the struggle, a... | See, sometimes you just look at something, you know, and you know you have to keep it. You have to have it.
And I saw it. I saw it when I was waiting in the rain. And I felt the rain: I felt it. I felt it on my shoulders.
They say this is a dream; I don’t believe it.
So I take the rain. I seize it. I raise my hands,... | |
[WP] A long time ago, you were given the chance to become immortal. You accepted without a doubt. But you never actually thought you would outlive the human race. | I walked along the gravel, which now covers the earth almost completely. The once vivid blues and greens which were sprinkled upon this living geode has all decayed to nothing but reds and Greys. Makes me wonder if Mars had life.
I sit upon the gravel, besides the last. I groaned in discomfort as the blanket I woul... | When I was little, a long time ago, I used to play in the snow outside of my home with my siblings. We'd play tag. I'd tag someone "Tag, you're it." and run away, and we would play for hours or so long as we could until someone got hurt. It seems inevitable that when children play, they play until someone gets hurt. I... | |
[WP] A long time ago, you were given the chance to become immortal. You accepted without a doubt. But you never actually thought you would outlive the human race. | "You were made to suffer a fate even harder, my child who fears death. Will you still accept it?"
"Yes," she said, and life with all its darkness clung to her from that moment on.
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The last feeling was nostalgia. A sense in her body that time had passed, things had changed, and all the insignificant details were ... | It would've surprised most people that 2000 years after the turn of the 20th century the world looks the same. The trees are tall, the grass is green. The oceans are blue, and the polar ice caps remain intact. The last human died over 500 years ago, and yet the world turns. Nature thrives, the cool rain comes, the irre... | |
[WP] A long time ago, you were given the chance to become immortal. You accepted without a doubt. But you never actually thought you would outlive the human race. | The year was 2014. I was interning at a reputable university for the summer, performing state of the art research. But on this particular day, July 1st, I was relaxing with my fellow interns under the cool shade of a grand oak tree. Filled with blossoming passion and sophomoric curiosity, we asked all the unanswerable ... | (let me start by saying i am writing on a phone so it might be rubbish, and it is 12:08 am and i am 13 years old. Thank you.)
I looked around not really knowing what to do now. There was nothing. I remember not two hours ago talking to the cashier at tesco and now im in a crater and its all on fire.
My day started as... | |
[WP] A long time ago, you were given the chance to become immortal. You accepted without a doubt. But you never actually thought you would outlive the human race. | **entry_381599_final_entry**
Who would have knew I would outlive humanity. If there was still a historian alive, it would probably be called ancient time or maybe even past that. I lost track of time a couple million years ago while floating through space on my generation ship (maybe billions? I don't know).
Well, it'... | (let me start by saying i am writing on a phone so it might be rubbish, and it is 12:08 am and i am 13 years old. Thank you.)
I looked around not really knowing what to do now. There was nothing. I remember not two hours ago talking to the cashier at tesco and now im in a crater and its all on fire.
My day started as... | |
[WP] A long time ago, you were given the chance to become immortal. You accepted without a doubt. But you never actually thought you would outlive the human race. | The year was 2014. I was interning at a reputable university for the summer, performing state of the art research. But on this particular day, July 1st, I was relaxing with my fellow interns under the cool shade of a grand oak tree. Filled with blossoming passion and sophomoric curiosity, we asked all the unanswerable ... | Its gotten to the point now, years are like days and each one passes as I drift endlessly into the dark expanse of space. Not only did I outlive humans, but the entire solar system. I was there when the last human died, I was there when the extraterrestrial archaeologists visited the remains of Earth, and boy where the... | |
[WP] A long time ago, you were given the chance to become immortal. You accepted without a doubt. But you never actually thought you would outlive the human race. | **entry_381599_final_entry**
Who would have knew I would outlive humanity. If there was still a historian alive, it would probably be called ancient time or maybe even past that. I lost track of time a couple million years ago while floating through space on my generation ship (maybe billions? I don't know).
Well, it'... | Its gotten to the point now, years are like days and each one passes as I drift endlessly into the dark expanse of space. Not only did I outlive humans, but the entire solar system. I was there when the last human died, I was there when the extraterrestrial archaeologists visited the remains of Earth, and boy where the... | |
[WP] You are the least gifted member of your superhero family. You generally lead an ordinary life, except when your various family members beg you help them solve their super problems. | The biggest problem with my superpower, is the fact that I have one at all. No, really. I was given the worst of both worlds.
I'm not a "normal" person. I can't go to regular schools, or play in regular sporting teams, but I'm also useless in any situation that requires a hero to save the day. Well, technically that'... | My superpower was...not having one. When people heard my surname, they instantly linked me to any one of my illustrious family members, be it my courageous father, my vivacious mother or my surprisingly strong brother. All of them had saved people before. I had saved none.
But my power, or lack thereof, had indirectly... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | The cold sets on my skin like dew on a leaf, embellishing a beauty on me that otherwise would not exist. I feel empowered by its clutch like the warm embrace of an old friend. Ha.
Its dark and only the dim light of the top of the lampost illuminate the cobbled streets of which the old church lies alongside. Pinhead pe... | The half-naked weakling limped along the silver-like path, deep green trees shaped into tall cones stood uniformly either side all the way to the church courtyard. Of those who visited the church, nearly all of them struggled to admire the eternal peach sunset; their gaze forced by even themselves towards the holy path... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | The plan was simple, get in, get blessed and get out. I don't think anyone of my friends would willingly go into a holy space. Not that it really does anything it's just a bit awkward. Like getting invited in by someone you dont really like and having to sit inside with them for half an hour, trapped by their friendlin... | The half-naked weakling limped along the silver-like path, deep green trees shaped into tall cones stood uniformly either side all the way to the church courtyard. Of those who visited the church, nearly all of them struggled to admire the eternal peach sunset; their gaze forced by even themselves towards the holy path... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | Carlos hunched in the alcove, fuming. The man of the cloth hadn’t even looked up this time. Carlos gave another experimental cough, but the cleric didn’t even flinch. He would have to ham it up.
He fell forward onto the walk, hacking. This certainly caught the eye of passers-by, who stepped back and glanced at him wit... | The half-naked weakling limped along the silver-like path, deep green trees shaped into tall cones stood uniformly either side all the way to the church courtyard. Of those who visited the church, nearly all of them struggled to admire the eternal peach sunset; their gaze forced by even themselves towards the holy path... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | This is it, the moment I've been waiting for. Blessed day, blessed day are the words I hear in my head. I know if I'm caught this close to a holy place now, what little remains of my soul will be devoured, and my final moments will be spent as a demon.
The rest of eternity had started to feel impure a few decades afte... | The half-naked weakling limped along the silver-like path, deep green trees shaped into tall cones stood uniformly either side all the way to the church courtyard. Of those who visited the church, nearly all of them struggled to admire the eternal peach sunset; their gaze forced by even themselves towards the holy path... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | You've practiced your sneeze a hundred times, with tickles and pepper and all sorts of tricks. It finally sounded completely natural to even the supernatural ear, namely, yours.
You dispose of your fancy garments, and put on a more modest cloak. As the fall sweeps in, it's chilly, but those with even less than you hav... | The half-naked weakling limped along the silver-like path, deep green trees shaped into tall cones stood uniformly either side all the way to the church courtyard. Of those who visited the church, nearly all of them struggled to admire the eternal peach sunset; their gaze forced by even themselves towards the holy path... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | It took everything in me to claw my way out of hell. I had only heard stories about what mortals were like. The strange rituals they performed like checking under the bed for monsters or watching reality TV or wearing these awful, leg restricting pants. Of course, Lucifer forbade me from ever coming to the surface all ... | The half-naked weakling limped along the silver-like path, deep green trees shaped into tall cones stood uniformly either side all the way to the church courtyard. Of those who visited the church, nearly all of them struggled to admire the eternal peach sunset; their gaze forced by even themselves towards the holy path... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | This is it, the moment I've been waiting for. Blessed day, blessed day are the words I hear in my head. I know if I'm caught this close to a holy place now, what little remains of my soul will be devoured, and my final moments will be spent as a demon.
The rest of eternity had started to feel impure a few decades afte... | The cold sets on my skin like dew on a leaf, embellishing a beauty on me that otherwise would not exist. I feel empowered by its clutch like the warm embrace of an old friend. Ha.
Its dark and only the dim light of the top of the lampost illuminate the cobbled streets of which the old church lies alongside. Pinhead pe... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | This is it, the moment I've been waiting for. Blessed day, blessed day are the words I hear in my head. I know if I'm caught this close to a holy place now, what little remains of my soul will be devoured, and my final moments will be spent as a demon.
The rest of eternity had started to feel impure a few decades afte... | The plan was simple, get in, get blessed and get out. I don't think anyone of my friends would willingly go into a holy space. Not that it really does anything it's just a bit awkward. Like getting invited in by someone you dont really like and having to sit inside with them for half an hour, trapped by their friendlin... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | This is it, the moment I've been waiting for. Blessed day, blessed day are the words I hear in my head. I know if I'm caught this close to a holy place now, what little remains of my soul will be devoured, and my final moments will be spent as a demon.
The rest of eternity had started to feel impure a few decades afte... | Carlos hunched in the alcove, fuming. The man of the cloth hadn’t even looked up this time. Carlos gave another experimental cough, but the cleric didn’t even flinch. He would have to ham it up.
He fell forward onto the walk, hacking. This certainly caught the eye of passers-by, who stepped back and glanced at him wit... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | You've practiced your sneeze a hundred times, with tickles and pepper and all sorts of tricks. It finally sounded completely natural to even the supernatural ear, namely, yours.
You dispose of your fancy garments, and put on a more modest cloak. As the fall sweeps in, it's chilly, but those with even less than you hav... | Carlos hunched in the alcove, fuming. The man of the cloth hadn’t even looked up this time. Carlos gave another experimental cough, but the cleric didn’t even flinch. He would have to ham it up.
He fell forward onto the walk, hacking. This certainly caught the eye of passers-by, who stepped back and glanced at him wit... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | It took everything in me to claw my way out of hell. I had only heard stories about what mortals were like. The strange rituals they performed like checking under the bed for monsters or watching reality TV or wearing these awful, leg restricting pants. Of course, Lucifer forbade me from ever coming to the surface all ... | For years, I have battled the Gandor, the Arch Priest of Romania. I shred livestock, and tempted men to violence and women to infidelity. But as the Germanic village of Gasselgor grew, so too did their faith. Soon, the Arch Priest discovered my single weakness—I could not stay in holy sites without blessing. Thus, he s... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | The parishioners stream past, a splash of humanity on this otherwise colourless sidewalk. Most of them hardly take notice of my plight, and it is the rare one who stops to tip a dollar into my cup. Guess there’s not much to spare once the church wrings them dry.
I inch a bit closer to the church for a better look, pas... | For years, I have battled the Gandor, the Arch Priest of Romania. I shred livestock, and tempted men to violence and women to infidelity. But as the Germanic village of Gasselgor grew, so too did their faith. Soon, the Arch Priest discovered my single weakness—I could not stay in holy sites without blessing. Thus, he s... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | It took everything in me to claw my way out of hell. I had only heard stories about what mortals were like. The strange rituals they performed like checking under the bed for monsters or watching reality TV or wearing these awful, leg restricting pants. Of course, Lucifer forbade me from ever coming to the surface all ... | I would say I did a pretty fine shiver myself. It wasn't that hard. Nothing to do with the 'imagine you're cold' psychological bullshit - just a chattering of teeth and a trembling body and you're good to go. I wouldn't be certain as to the success rate, but if a pastor, one supposed to be in touch with the gods could ... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | D: Ah-choo!
P: Oh, Gesundheit!
D: ...Oh.
P: Yes, is something wrong?
D: Well, you said gesundheit. I guess I assumed that you would say "God bless you."
P: Oh no, I prefer not to do that. You see, the history of that tradition began during the Black Plague, when Pope Gregory I decreed that any instance of sneezi... | I would say I did a pretty fine shiver myself. It wasn't that hard. Nothing to do with the 'imagine you're cold' psychological bullshit - just a chattering of teeth and a trembling body and you're good to go. I wouldn't be certain as to the success rate, but if a pastor, one supposed to be in touch with the gods could ... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | The parishioners stream past, a splash of humanity on this otherwise colourless sidewalk. Most of them hardly take notice of my plight, and it is the rare one who stops to tip a dollar into my cup. Guess there’s not much to spare once the church wrings them dry.
I inch a bit closer to the church for a better look, pas... | I would say I did a pretty fine shiver myself. It wasn't that hard. Nothing to do with the 'imagine you're cold' psychological bullshit - just a chattering of teeth and a trembling body and you're good to go. I wouldn't be certain as to the success rate, but if a pastor, one supposed to be in touch with the gods could ... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | It took everything in me to claw my way out of hell. I had only heard stories about what mortals were like. The strange rituals they performed like checking under the bed for monsters or watching reality TV or wearing these awful, leg restricting pants. Of course, Lucifer forbade me from ever coming to the surface all ... | Hell seemed enthralling when the Abyss gave birth to me. I would never forget the first time I saw those towering structures made of black marble, the meandering rivers of blood, hellfire geysers showering tortured souls and those screams, those beautiful screams of excruciating pain. The remembrance darts my tongue o... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | D: Ah-choo!
P: Oh, Gesundheit!
D: ...Oh.
P: Yes, is something wrong?
D: Well, you said gesundheit. I guess I assumed that you would say "God bless you."
P: Oh no, I prefer not to do that. You see, the history of that tradition began during the Black Plague, when Pope Gregory I decreed that any instance of sneezi... | Hell seemed enthralling when the Abyss gave birth to me. I would never forget the first time I saw those towering structures made of black marble, the meandering rivers of blood, hellfire geysers showering tortured souls and those screams, those beautiful screams of excruciating pain. The remembrance darts my tongue o... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | The parishioners stream past, a splash of humanity on this otherwise colourless sidewalk. Most of them hardly take notice of my plight, and it is the rare one who stops to tip a dollar into my cup. Guess there’s not much to spare once the church wrings them dry.
I inch a bit closer to the church for a better look, pas... | Hell seemed enthralling when the Abyss gave birth to me. I would never forget the first time I saw those towering structures made of black marble, the meandering rivers of blood, hellfire geysers showering tortured souls and those screams, those beautiful screams of excruciating pain. The remembrance darts my tongue o... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | The parishioners stream past, a splash of humanity on this otherwise colourless sidewalk. Most of them hardly take notice of my plight, and it is the rare one who stops to tip a dollar into my cup. Guess there’s not much to spare once the church wrings them dry.
I inch a bit closer to the church for a better look, pas... | D: Ah-choo!
P: Oh, Gesundheit!
D: ...Oh.
P: Yes, is something wrong?
D: Well, you said gesundheit. I guess I assumed that you would say "God bless you."
P: Oh no, I prefer not to do that. You see, the history of that tradition began during the Black Plague, when Pope Gregory I decreed that any instance of sneezi... | |
[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. | The parishioners stream past, a splash of humanity on this otherwise colourless sidewalk. Most of them hardly take notice of my plight, and it is the rare one who stops to tip a dollar into my cup. Guess there’s not much to spare once the church wrings them dry.
I inch a bit closer to the church for a better look, pas... | Maloch dithered in the courtyard of the small church, watching the pastor welcome his parishioners with a kindly smile.
The small line of locals trickling into the church was becoming shorter by the minute. Soon, the pastor would close the door and condemn him to another week of torture - he *couldn't* return to Hell... | |
[WP] Your GPS starts giving you directions for your life. | It read- Directions for your life. Pretty catchy for a shady looking gps app. But then again, no other app seemed to work after rooting my phone. I was about to call it a day when this GPS4U showed up on github. Maybe for a second there was a wishful thinking inside me. I needed some guidance in my life too you know. I... | "Turn left to reach your destination" Greedle chimed.
I turned automatically. The radio, cutting into a country number "While We Drank Before the Fireworks", which remained audible in the background, said in an old-fashion southern drawl: "This is KYFX, the smoothest Country in the country".
"Greedle, remind me wher... | |
[WP] Your GPS starts giving you directions for your life. | Whoever designed Cotini's voice was a master of the art. It was a smooth, gentle voice with an occasional lilting inflection that gave the illusion of playfulness. I enjoyed the voice, enjoyed the life it gave to my otherwise boring delivery job. And when she gave me directions, sometimes I answered back.
"Almost miss... | "Turn left to reach your destination" Greedle chimed.
I turned automatically. The radio, cutting into a country number "While We Drank Before the Fireworks", which remained audible in the background, said in an old-fashion southern drawl: "This is KYFX, the smoothest Country in the country".
"Greedle, remind me wher... | |
[WP] Your GPS starts giving you directions for your life. | Whoever designed Cotini's voice was a master of the art. It was a smooth, gentle voice with an occasional lilting inflection that gave the illusion of playfulness. I enjoyed the voice, enjoyed the life it gave to my otherwise boring delivery job. And when she gave me directions, sometimes I answered back.
"Almost miss... | For years the GPS gave me insightful advice, and it turned my life around. But one peaceful day, it said recalculating. And it has been like that for over 2 years now. | |
[WP] They discovered a drug that makes humans immortal. But it only works on one gender. | ¨NEXT!¨
The guard shouted from the gate, a frightening tone resounding from it's helmet. Tanveer, awakened from a torpor, felt the sound run through his body and transform into a shiver down the spine. Nobody ever came back from these gates, or at least nobody who would share a word. Only now, facing destiny like this... | "This is a disgrace! You telling me, that your immortality drug, only works on one gender?!"
"Captain, I'm sorry..."
"And to boot, it's some made-up, fancy-dancy, special snowflake bullshit,". James flinched away from the Captain.
"Captain. Please, it isn't made up. I can prove it, there have been scientific papers ... | |
[WP] They discovered a drug that makes humans immortal. But it only works on one gender. | "Those goddamned... BITCHES", sneered Jeff, "How could they even accomplish this nightmare?"
Tom laughed, "For God's sake Jeff, calm down. You're acting as if we have it so bad. We live in a true utopia, and all you do is complain and swear all day. Just enjoy your life, we don't have to do anything we don't want to.... | "This is a disgrace! You telling me, that your immortality drug, only works on one gender?!"
"Captain, I'm sorry..."
"And to boot, it's some made-up, fancy-dancy, special snowflake bullshit,". James flinched away from the Captain.
"Captain. Please, it isn't made up. I can prove it, there have been scientific papers ... | |
[WP] They discovered a drug that makes humans immortal. But it only works on one gender. | Had humans been purely rational creatures, then, following the rapid technological advancements of the 20th century, the entire planet would have converged on a single, universal goal: immortality. Sadly, everyone liked things just the way they were: old people dying, young people being born to replace them. A never-en... | "This is a disgrace! You telling me, that your immortality drug, only works on one gender?!"
"Captain, I'm sorry..."
"And to boot, it's some made-up, fancy-dancy, special snowflake bullshit,". James flinched away from the Captain.
"Captain. Please, it isn't made up. I can prove it, there have been scientific papers ... | |
[WP] They discovered a drug that makes humans immortal. But it only works on one gender. | Had humans been purely rational creatures, then, following the rapid technological advancements of the 20th century, the entire planet would have converged on a single, universal goal: immortality. Sadly, everyone liked things just the way they were: old people dying, young people being born to replace them. A never-en... | ¨NEXT!¨
The guard shouted from the gate, a frightening tone resounding from it's helmet. Tanveer, awakened from a torpor, felt the sound run through his body and transform into a shiver down the spine. Nobody ever came back from these gates, or at least nobody who would share a word. Only now, facing destiny like this... | |
[WP] They discovered a drug that makes humans immortal. But it only works on one gender. | Had humans been purely rational creatures, then, following the rapid technological advancements of the 20th century, the entire planet would have converged on a single, universal goal: immortality. Sadly, everyone liked things just the way they were: old people dying, young people being born to replace them. A never-en... | "Those goddamned... BITCHES", sneered Jeff, "How could they even accomplish this nightmare?"
Tom laughed, "For God's sake Jeff, calm down. You're acting as if we have it so bad. We live in a true utopia, and all you do is complain and swear all day. Just enjoy your life, we don't have to do anything we don't want to.... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The 2017 Hyundai Sonata revved its engine; the strangest part about this was that there was no driver. With its nearly flawless features--great fuel economy, spacious trunk, and especially its sleek body--it would have no problem looking really good on camera while trying to outrun a helicopter shooting missiles at it.... | It was just past 1am. Arlen sighed as he scrolled through Reddit again. His face lit up as he spotted a new post from his favourite subreddit, r/asmo. He'd remembered subscribing to it a while back because he'd greatly enjoyed r/asmo's responses to Writing Prompts. They'd always been of spectacular quality.
Suddenly, ... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | It was just past 1am. Arlen sighed as he scrolled through Reddit again. His face lit up as he spotted a new post from his favourite subreddit, r/asmo. He'd remembered subscribing to it a while back because he'd greatly enjoyed r/asmo's responses to Writing Prompts. They'd always been of spectacular quality.
Suddenly, ... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | "WE WANT JUSTICE!"
The crowds roared in the streets below. The city was in chaos. She watched from the window of her apartment complex as waves of protestors flooded across the roads, ignoring streetlights and cars trying to maneuver through the hectic flock. The eyes of screaming individuals caught her attention and ... | It was just past 1am. Arlen sighed as he scrolled through Reddit again. His face lit up as he spotted a new post from his favourite subreddit, r/asmo. He'd remembered subscribing to it a while back because he'd greatly enjoyed r/asmo's responses to Writing Prompts. They'd always been of spectacular quality.
Suddenly, ... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The tall and powerful H2 Hummer set atop the 4 star safety rated Honda Civic. The Dodge Ambulance sat, door open, Home Smart sheet draped over the body. I saw her Guess jeans sticking out from under the covering. Even with the blood, oil, and dirt, they still looked good.
When I sat down on the curb, lost and afraid, ... | It was just past 1am. Arlen sighed as he scrolled through Reddit again. His face lit up as he spotted a new post from his favourite subreddit, r/asmo. He'd remembered subscribing to it a while back because he'd greatly enjoyed r/asmo's responses to Writing Prompts. They'd always been of spectacular quality.
Suddenly, ... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Sophia looked down at deep red Essie nail polished fingers. It was a nervous habit of hers to pick at her nail polish. But the new and improved top coat formula protected against chipping, so they were still intact after weeks of sitting in this hospital room.
She opened her mouth to say something but couldn't find a... | It was just past 1am. Arlen sighed as he scrolled through Reddit again. His face lit up as he spotted a new post from his favourite subreddit, r/asmo. He'd remembered subscribing to it a while back because he'd greatly enjoyed r/asmo's responses to Writing Prompts. They'd always been of spectacular quality.
Suddenly, ... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The 2017 Hyundai Sonata revved its engine; the strangest part about this was that there was no driver. With its nearly flawless features--great fuel economy, spacious trunk, and especially its sleek body--it would have no problem looking really good on camera while trying to outrun a helicopter shooting missiles at it.... | Ronald McDonald slammed the sturdy Ikea cupboard shut seeing that he was out of his favorite breakfast item: Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. Looking over to his mother's picture, that he had framed on the table professionally at his local Kroger or Fred Meyers for 19.99 and within 2 business days, he resonated with anger. An... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | Ronald McDonald slammed the sturdy Ikea cupboard shut seeing that he was out of his favorite breakfast item: Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. Looking over to his mother's picture, that he had framed on the table professionally at his local Kroger or Fred Meyers for 19.99 and within 2 business days, he resonated with anger. An... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The tall and powerful H2 Hummer set atop the 4 star safety rated Honda Civic. The Dodge Ambulance sat, door open, Home Smart sheet draped over the body. I saw her Guess jeans sticking out from under the covering. Even with the blood, oil, and dirt, they still looked good.
When I sat down on the curb, lost and afraid, ... | Ronald McDonald slammed the sturdy Ikea cupboard shut seeing that he was out of his favorite breakfast item: Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. Looking over to his mother's picture, that he had framed on the table professionally at his local Kroger or Fred Meyers for 19.99 and within 2 business days, he resonated with anger. An... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | "I'm dyin' here Danny, get your old man a Pabst Blue Ribbon"
"Sorry Dad, we're out of Pabst Blue Ribbon."
"How about a Molson Golden then, eh?"
"Sorry Dad, we're out of Molson Golden."
"How about a Budweiser for 'Merica?"
"No, Dad, no Budweiser."
"Well, then, a Miller High Life will do"
"Out of Miller High Life ... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | Why buy a subscription to ADT home protection? Well let me ask you this...
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the m... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | I sat in the tub swirling my refreshing glass of Tropicana Orange Juice, with a clearly perfect addition of Smirnoff brand Vodka. A party in a glass for a party of one.
My eyes flicked to the Old Spice Refresher Sport body wash. Whose pure refreshing scent reminded my wife too much of her ex. Was it really the tipping... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | I was out for revenge. She left me for that fat millionaire with his Rolex Sea-Dweller and a Lamborghini Murcielago. I was not invited for the wedding at Disneyland but I snuck through anyway. She looked lovely in that Gucci wedding dress, but my laugh was mirthless as I aimed my Diet Coke at her dress and pushed in th... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | "WE WANT JUSTICE!"
The crowds roared in the streets below. The city was in chaos. She watched from the window of her apartment complex as waves of protestors flooded across the roads, ignoring streetlights and cars trying to maneuver through the hectic flock. The eyes of screaming individuals caught her attention and ... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The tall and powerful H2 Hummer set atop the 4 star safety rated Honda Civic. The Dodge Ambulance sat, door open, Home Smart sheet draped over the body. I saw her Guess jeans sticking out from under the covering. Even with the blood, oil, and dirt, they still looked good.
When I sat down on the curb, lost and afraid, ... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | "Don't...don't leave me..." she wears the most expensive ring bought from the nearby jewellry store. The inscribed name was impossible to miss, and he notices it instantly.
"Why is your ring different?" he questions, then looks at her hand. "Why are you drinking *Coke Light*? You hate Coke to begin with."
"Yeah but..... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Sophia looked down at deep red Essie nail polished fingers. It was a nervous habit of hers to pick at her nail polish. But the new and improved top coat formula protected against chipping, so they were still intact after weeks of sitting in this hospital room.
She opened her mouth to say something but couldn't find a... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | She's gone.
The two words echoed in his mind as he stumbled into the door. He slammed the door shut and fumbled around in the darkness for the light switch, knocking over two cans of Raid he kept in the corner to repel the roaches that crawl to his sleeping form in the night, mistaking him for the similarly-sized pil... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | I remember the day clearly. A crisp October afternoon. The air felt fresh that day, and you could just smell the opportunity in it. With each inhale, you could feel your lifeblood rejuvenate as the future seemed more clear, more certain, and more fortunate.
I was driving down a winding canyon road, the landscape seaml... | The students of Blackwood High School would never forget that day. Even those who hadn't seen it happen could still witness the horrific aftermath. The dark red smear from the bright wipe stripes of the pedestrian crossing to a spot forty meters down the road. Even without seeing the body, it wouldn't take much imagina... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | It was a bitter cold day, on the Alaskan winter, the kind of morning that makes you long for a fresh hot cup of Folgers coffee. Niki waited for a call from the hospital, waiting for some word as to whether or not her husband would be alright. She glanced at her iPhone 7s 128 gig cellphone, quickly remembering how she'd... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | "WE WANT JUSTICE!"
The crowds roared in the streets below. The city was in chaos. She watched from the window of her apartment complex as waves of protestors flooded across the roads, ignoring streetlights and cars trying to maneuver through the hectic flock. The eyes of screaming individuals caught her attention and ... | It was a bitter cold day, on the Alaskan winter, the kind of morning that makes you long for a fresh hot cup of Folgers coffee. Niki waited for a call from the hospital, waiting for some word as to whether or not her husband would be alright. She glanced at her iPhone 7s 128 gig cellphone, quickly remembering how she'd... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The tall and powerful H2 Hummer set atop the 4 star safety rated Honda Civic. The Dodge Ambulance sat, door open, Home Smart sheet draped over the body. I saw her Guess jeans sticking out from under the covering. Even with the blood, oil, and dirt, they still looked good.
When I sat down on the curb, lost and afraid, ... | It was a bitter cold day, on the Alaskan winter, the kind of morning that makes you long for a fresh hot cup of Folgers coffee. Niki waited for a call from the hospital, waiting for some word as to whether or not her husband would be alright. She glanced at her iPhone 7s 128 gig cellphone, quickly remembering how she'd... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Sophia looked down at deep red Essie nail polished fingers. It was a nervous habit of hers to pick at her nail polish. But the new and improved top coat formula protected against chipping, so they were still intact after weeks of sitting in this hospital room.
She opened her mouth to say something but couldn't find a... | It was a bitter cold day, on the Alaskan winter, the kind of morning that makes you long for a fresh hot cup of Folgers coffee. Niki waited for a call from the hospital, waiting for some word as to whether or not her husband would be alright. She glanced at her iPhone 7s 128 gig cellphone, quickly remembering how she'd... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Self-driving car AI is getting better every day, but it's unlikely the engineers at Uber made any attempt to use that AI -- powered by the NVidia DGX-1 -- to create a sense of guilt, or responsibility, or even the ability to make moral choices.
Instead, the car focused on its mission, protecting its customers.
As t... | The 2017 Hyundai Sonata revved its engine; the strangest part about this was that there was no driver. With its nearly flawless features--great fuel economy, spacious trunk, and especially its sleek body--it would have no problem looking really good on camera while trying to outrun a helicopter shooting missiles at it.... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | "WE WANT JUSTICE!"
The crowds roared in the streets below. The city was in chaos. She watched from the window of her apartment complex as waves of protestors flooded across the roads, ignoring streetlights and cars trying to maneuver through the hectic flock. The eyes of screaming individuals caught her attention and ... | I was out for revenge. She left me for that fat millionaire with his Rolex Sea-Dweller and a Lamborghini Murcielago. I was not invited for the wedding at Disneyland but I snuck through anyway. She looked lovely in that Gucci wedding dress, but my laugh was mirthless as I aimed my Diet Coke at her dress and pushed in th... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The tall and powerful H2 Hummer set atop the 4 star safety rated Honda Civic. The Dodge Ambulance sat, door open, Home Smart sheet draped over the body. I saw her Guess jeans sticking out from under the covering. Even with the blood, oil, and dirt, they still looked good.
When I sat down on the curb, lost and afraid, ... | I was out for revenge. She left me for that fat millionaire with his Rolex Sea-Dweller and a Lamborghini Murcielago. I was not invited for the wedding at Disneyland but I snuck through anyway. She looked lovely in that Gucci wedding dress, but my laugh was mirthless as I aimed my Diet Coke at her dress and pushed in th... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Sophia looked down at deep red Essie nail polished fingers. It was a nervous habit of hers to pick at her nail polish. But the new and improved top coat formula protected against chipping, so they were still intact after weeks of sitting in this hospital room.
She opened her mouth to say something but couldn't find a... | I was out for revenge. She left me for that fat millionaire with his Rolex Sea-Dweller and a Lamborghini Murcielago. I was not invited for the wedding at Disneyland but I snuck through anyway. She looked lovely in that Gucci wedding dress, but my laugh was mirthless as I aimed my Diet Coke at her dress and pushed in th... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | Sophia looked down at deep red Essie nail polished fingers. It was a nervous habit of hers to pick at her nail polish. But the new and improved top coat formula protected against chipping, so they were still intact after weeks of sitting in this hospital room.
She opened her mouth to say something but couldn't find a... | "Don't...don't leave me..." she wears the most expensive ring bought from the nearby jewellry store. The inscribed name was impossible to miss, and he notices it instantly.
"Why is your ring different?" he questions, then looks at her hand. "Why are you drinking *Coke Light*? You hate Coke to begin with."
"Yeah but..... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | She's gone.
The two words echoed in his mind as he stumbled into the door. He slammed the door shut and fumbled around in the darkness for the light switch, knocking over two cans of Raid he kept in the corner to repel the roaches that crawl to his sleeping form in the night, mistaking him for the similarly-sized pil... | "Don't...don't leave me..." she wears the most expensive ring bought from the nearby jewellry store. The inscribed name was impossible to miss, and he notices it instantly.
"Why is your ring different?" he questions, then looks at her hand. "Why are you drinking *Coke Light*? You hate Coke to begin with."
"Yeah but..... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The crystal clear clarity of the video, playing back on his Sony Xperia, may have felt so real you could touch it... But he couldn't.
His tears ran down his face as the vivid colours of the screen showed his lost love, captured in lifelike detail by the Motion Eye camera, smiling and laughing and running. His tears fe... | "Fuck Airbus."
The veteran pilot chugged the remains of a Mexican Coca-Cola, the last taste of real sugar cane she would ever enjoy, then tossed the glass bottle aside.
"Today's hydraulics failure brought to you by Zodiac Hydraulics," she mumbled, as if to address the cabin, "the European leader in engineering critic... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | You're on the ground, grasping through the dark toward anything that could help you get back upright, but there's nothing. You scream, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
But there's nobody around to hear you. You instinctively grab at your neck and where if you had bought Life Alert for only 19.99, a paramedic wo... | The young puppy lay quiet except for the ragged sound of it's struggled breathing. The tire tracks from his Cadillac Escalade covered it's back from head to tail. Daniel sparked another NewPort short. He stepped closer, careful not to crease his blue and black Air Jordan OG Space Jam 9's. "My bad, little guy, I should ... | |
[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement | The SearsPlus+ knife plunged into her, too sharp, too deep. With its new Glide Blade technology, it sheared through her veins with startling efficiency. What was supposed to be a simple cut, a cry for help, had turned into a fatal emergency.
She stared at her wrist in shock, blood gushing out. Her hand, slick with blo... | The young puppy lay quiet except for the ragged sound of it's struggled breathing. The tire tracks from his Cadillac Escalade covered it's back from head to tail. Daniel sparked another NewPort short. He stepped closer, careful not to crease his blue and black Air Jordan OG Space Jam 9's. "My bad, little guy, I should ... | |
[WP] For 200 years after The Collapse humanity has been trying to rebuild itself. As a young child you were always told never to cross the mountains but have always been curious. When a stranger passes through town saying they need to cross you decide to tag along and see what's there. | Mother always told me never to go into the big mountains near the end of town.
"It's dangerous Jenny," she said. "Bad things and monsters lie there," she said but I was always curious as to what was beyond the mountains.
I was in the market at the time buying some carrots and stuff for the big potato stew that Mom al... | I stare at the mountain, for years and years I was told by my mother, never cross the mountain. But that just enraged my curiosity. I noticed a little commotion in the market square, I hear screaming.
"Your never gonna stop me! I'm getting across those damned mountains!"
I knew this was my chance, I pushed through th... | |
[WP] For 200 years after The Collapse humanity has been trying to rebuild itself. As a young child you were always told never to cross the mountains but have always been curious. When a stranger passes through town saying they need to cross you decide to tag along and see what's there. | -- Bit of a late response, but was too cool to not throw some words at it.
For as long as anyone could remember, the mountains had stood sentinel over the town I called home. They loomed in the distance, serving as a solemn reminder of an event called 'The Collapse'. The how's and why's had faded from the collective ... | I stare at the mountain, for years and years I was told by my mother, never cross the mountain. But that just enraged my curiosity. I noticed a little commotion in the market square, I hear screaming.
"Your never gonna stop me! I'm getting across those damned mountains!"
I knew this was my chance, I pushed through th... | |
[WP] For 200 years after The Collapse humanity has been trying to rebuild itself. As a young child you were always told never to cross the mountains but have always been curious. When a stranger passes through town saying they need to cross you decide to tag along and see what's there. | Esme had just finished sorting the inventory for the sixth time when, at last, the door to her family's little general store chimed. A large man shuffled in with heavy footsteps.
He was the type of man that immediately caught one's eye. He wore a black leather tricorn hat over his inky hair, and his face was rough, sca... | I stare at the mountain, for years and years I was told by my mother, never cross the mountain. But that just enraged my curiosity. I noticed a little commotion in the market square, I hear screaming.
"Your never gonna stop me! I'm getting across those damned mountains!"
I knew this was my chance, I pushed through th... | |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | The darkness covered the city as my weary legs dragged me home from a late shift at the factory. The street lamps were either flickering or burned out, the city didn't have much funding to repair since they decided to subsidize the cost of buying pills. The pills used to cost an arm and a leg to get, the only damn pill... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | I carefully opened the envelope and pulled out the last of my rations for the week. It was
unlike the rations they had in the wars we were taught about in history class. These were not for basic necessities like food and fuel but rather for a single precious resource. It hleld the line against humanity's worst enemy; ... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | After I ran out of money I said goodbye to my friends and family, according to the doctor I'd die before the sunset. Surprisingly enough I survived until the morning, a few days had passed since then. One of my friends was a bio engineer, he tested some of my blood to see what was going on. Turned out the bacteria that... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | "Well this is awkward."
"What is?" The prostitute lying next to me replied. She rolled over and propped herself up on one bruised elbow. In the cold, morning light she looked worse than she had bathed in the sick, drunken neon of the night before.
"I'm pretty sure I should be dead," I replied.
I'd picked her up t... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | I woke up this morning.
When she asked me if she could spend the night, I won't lie, my heart hadn't raced like that in ages. It had to be her. I felt my senses come alive -- to be quickly dashed apart by the horrible reminder that I was almost seventy-two hours since I quit caffeine. I could barely remember the las... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | I have to go to bed like right now, but here's a quick idea, screenplay-style:
(Yada yada yada, adventuring and such)
George Soros: Yes, you see, it was all a ploy. Sure, the disease causes much pain. But it doesn't really kill you. You see, [gets eye to eye with the main character] fear motivates profit.
(Yada yada... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | One pill was left in the box. It was from a box of thirty, Tyler knew. They came in thirty packs on months that had thirty days, thirty-one on the others, except for a special edition for February. They always had the right amount: never more and never less. But yesterday was April, and today was May, and there was one... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | I sat, staring up at the ceiling. Why wasn't I dead yet? Was I dead? The pills had always had bad side effects on me, and I could barely think. Now, it was like I was a little boy. The past... 20? years had gone by in a fog. I could think clearly again. Was the disease a lie? In the beginning, I saw tons of bodies, lit... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | I yawn, mouth wide. The sun breaks through the blinds covering all two of the windows in my little box of a room. My computer monitor flickers on as I groan bleary eyed dropping my feet to the floor.
"Wonder how that disease is going?" I mutter to myself as I type my password into the command prompt.
The smell of cof... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | Money was life, that was how it worked. If you can't pay, you won't live on. Or at least that was what we were told. My medicine had run out and according to the timer I had maybe ten minutes left to live. All my work would fade into obscurity, whether it be my activism or my personal life.
I called up my girlfriend D... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | I woke up to a splitting headache, the likes of which I have never experienced before. The sickness had arrived. I tried to stand up, but a tsunami of nausea immediately threw me down. Was this the end? I couldn't see much, as my vision was failing quickly, but it was certainly well past morning. The sunlight pierced s... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
Edit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecting that to happen.
Thanks, Internet. | [WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead. | As I laced my tattered shoes on my aching feet, I could feel my heart pulsating in my ear drums. I'd never been so afraid. Never felt so alone. It even took me a few moments to realize that I'd been fumbling hopelessly with my laces because of how much my hands were shaking. I took a deep breath and repeated the same w... | 23rd April 2189
I have no money left thanks to that stupid drug of there's. "If you want to live take these, forever" and they actually meant forever. It wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't so dam expensive. I have no more money tomorrow's dose. I accept my fate and will die in peace knowing no one will miss me... |
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