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[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | My mother said I had the devil's eyes. My father never touched me. He was always a weak man, hiding his incompetence behind anger and whiskey. I always knew he was afraid of me. Maybe I knew it since my birth. Or maybe I figured it out after the thousandth no to my invitations of playing with me. Regardless, I always k... | My Mother was called Francesca Gardens. She lived in Brooklyn as a kid, kept that accept like a tightly wound ball of anxiety. She never shed her old identity like Aunt Carolina. She was true to herself.
The problem was her ability didn't allow her to be true to anyone. She knew the right thing to say, the right way t... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | In this world magic is treated as a commodity, every person has different spells in their repertoire and also a spell with unlimited uses.
Usually a family hands down a spell to the next generation in form of a scroll so it can be used when truly necessary, my friends all had a useful unlimited spell, such as the elem... | My Mother was called Francesca Gardens. She lived in Brooklyn as a kid, kept that accept like a tightly wound ball of anxiety. She never shed her old identity like Aunt Carolina. She was true to herself.
The problem was her ability didn't allow her to be true to anyone. She knew the right thing to say, the right way t... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | Everyone's got their Thesis Spell. Everyone's is different. Sometimes it runs in the blood, but even then it's never quite the same between family members. We all have plenty of side spells to work with, but it's out Thesis that makes us truly unique and reveals who we really are inside. A reflection of the person's so... | My Mother was called Francesca Gardens. She lived in Brooklyn as a kid, kept that accept like a tightly wound ball of anxiety. She never shed her old identity like Aunt Carolina. She was true to herself.
The problem was her ability didn't allow her to be true to anyone. She knew the right thing to say, the right way t... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | What would you do? It was harmless at first, save a rose from wilting, keep the fruit fresh. Then Jane, my sister died from a catastrophic failure in a spell she was conducting. She always was the smart and adventurous one. Everyone knew she would do great things, and then it was all over. To this day people ask me wha... | My Mother was called Francesca Gardens. She lived in Brooklyn as a kid, kept that accept like a tightly wound ball of anxiety. She never shed her old identity like Aunt Carolina. She was true to herself.
The problem was her ability didn't allow her to be true to anyone. She knew the right thing to say, the right way t... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | My mother said I had the devil's eyes. My father never touched me. He was always a weak man, hiding his incompetence behind anger and whiskey. I always knew he was afraid of me. Maybe I knew it since my birth. Or maybe I figured it out after the thousandth no to my invitations of playing with me. Regardless, I always k... | I learned how to cast spells at age eight. I had a mentor who accused me of doing something I shouldn’t have. He kept telling me I’d never be able to kill again when I told him what I’d done. Dark arts wasn’t taught until age 16 but I was so angry and natural abilities came in dreams at 12. I was told something about h... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | In this world magic is treated as a commodity, every person has different spells in their repertoire and also a spell with unlimited uses.
Usually a family hands down a spell to the next generation in form of a scroll so it can be used when truly necessary, my friends all had a useful unlimited spell, such as the elem... | I learned how to cast spells at age eight. I had a mentor who accused me of doing something I shouldn’t have. He kept telling me I’d never be able to kill again when I told him what I’d done. Dark arts wasn’t taught until age 16 but I was so angry and natural abilities came in dreams at 12. I was told something about h... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | Everyone's got their Thesis Spell. Everyone's is different. Sometimes it runs in the blood, but even then it's never quite the same between family members. We all have plenty of side spells to work with, but it's out Thesis that makes us truly unique and reveals who we really are inside. A reflection of the person's so... | As every beginning has an end, so all endings have a beginning so I will start at the beginning of my stuttering end. I don't have much time.
It was this morning and I was preparing a spell that would allow me to temporarily take the form of a cat. It could have been any animal really, but I only had a cat... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | What would you do? It was harmless at first, save a rose from wilting, keep the fruit fresh. Then Jane, my sister died from a catastrophic failure in a spell she was conducting. She always was the smart and adventurous one. Everyone knew she would do great things, and then it was all over. To this day people ask me wha... | As every beginning has an end, so all endings have a beginning so I will start at the beginning of my stuttering end. I don't have much time.
It was this morning and I was preparing a spell that would allow me to temporarily take the form of a cat. It could have been any animal really, but I only had a cat... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | Another day at the powerplant, as usual.
They work me like a dog here, everytime the red light blinks on, I must cast my spell again on the same damn array of copper nodes. It's not even anything special, it's just lightning, but because I'm the only one that can use it all the time, this is my place, and I am effecti... | As every beginning has an end, so all endings have a beginning so I will start at the beginning of my stuttering end. I don't have much time.
It was this morning and I was preparing a spell that would allow me to temporarily take the form of a cat. It could have been any animal really, but I only had a cat... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | What would you do? It was harmless at first, save a rose from wilting, keep the fruit fresh. Then Jane, my sister died from a catastrophic failure in a spell she was conducting. She always was the smart and adventurous one. Everyone knew she would do great things, and then it was all over. To this day people ask me wha... | Everyone's got their Thesis Spell. Everyone's is different. Sometimes it runs in the blood, but even then it's never quite the same between family members. We all have plenty of side spells to work with, but it's out Thesis that makes us truly unique and reveals who we really are inside. A reflection of the person's so... | |
[WP] Each magic spell has a finite number of uses throughout a person’s lifetime, and the number varies from person to person. However, everyone has unlimited uses of a single spell. Your unlimited spell is one that most people can only use once in a lifetime, if at all. | I don't know if you've ever been in New Orleans in the Summer, but there's really nothing like the way the sun boils the mixture of garbage and vomit that's packed into the cracks of the sidewalk of Bourbon. If you've been there, you'll understand why I was fighting to hold down the hoagie I'd had for lunch. Just when ... | As a teen Winston wondered a lot about what his unique spells would be. As everyone knows magic starts showing itself only at about 60/70 years old and varies extremely between everyone in the way it shows itself, of course there's a reason why all mages have a gray beard!
Magic works in a weird way, you could have s... | |
[WP] All have potential magic but it takes a spark to unlock. For years the elite have kept magic between themselves, using it to gain influence and power. Walking home one day you are bumped by a high ranking chancellor and feel a spark of static. That nights news, he is found dead. | *...in other news...*
I woke up with a start. When had I fallen asleep? The tv was still on. I looked down and realized I was still wearing my shoes. What happened? I got up to get a glass of water but dizziness overcame me. Trying to catch my balance, I plopped down on the nearby sofa. My head hurt.
*...Orlando Magi... | I was on my way to the Subway when I bumped into a woman I turned to apologize but she was already disappearing in the crowd leaving only the scent of a perfume. As I walked onto the train I felt a static shock as I grabbed a pole to hold onto. The subway ride was mostly uneventful as I got off at my stop.
I walked in... | |
[WP] You are the Chosen One. You go to kill the evil tyrant, only to find that he’s actually the previous Chosen One. | Water doused fire. Air obliterated earth.
No matter which spells I cast, he seemed to know before I did.
I thrust my staff out, creating a flock of birds in a burst of light. They shrieked and flew at him, only to be dispelled by a dark cloud of bats he had beckoned. He quickly followed up with bands of string, using... | I raised the blade, ready to drive it into his chest. This action would save the world, this a action would save everything.
But something stopped me.
*Do it! Just kill him!* I told myself, but something stopped me. I simply couldn't bring the knife into my enemy's body.
The tyrant, now nameless because of the rumor... | |
[WP] At birth, everyone is gifted a special ability. Most people get superpowers, but you got the ability to continue to exist if the timeline gets tampered with. You hate this "gift" since it does nothing for you, but that changes when one day you wake up and the world has completely changed. | Note: I hope it's okay that I took a small liberty with the prompt. The protagonist thinks he has no abilities at all: he learns about the altered timeline thing later, after the timeline is actually altered. I've written the prologue, I plan for the timeline to alter in chapter 1 or 2.
Prologue
Ten-year-old Toby hat... | Well, life sucks!
"Why?" You ask. Let me tell you. I live in a world were everyone has superpowers ranging from telekinesis to superhuman strength but I have nothing, no powers, just nothing. Well, that would have been fine I would be hailed as the only one of my kind but nope I had to have this useless power of not c... | |
[WP] At birth, everyone is gifted a special ability. Most people get superpowers, but you got the ability to continue to exist if the timeline gets tampered with. You hate this "gift" since it does nothing for you, but that changes when one day you wake up and the world has completely changed. | I exist. Everybody else doesn't. Until today I've never fully grasped what that meant.
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We all have abilities. My best friend James can fly. Although he looks ridiculous doing it because he has to actually flap his arms like a bird. Doesn't stop him from enjoying his gift. My little sister can turn as sma... | Having a special ability was like having a knife it could be used in many ways to help people, such as cutting food but it can also be used to harm people. Her ability to simply exist seemed pointless and boring.
She woke up the following morning jaded and exhausted. Her dream ended abruptly, as she was shaken back i... | |
[WP] After ingesting a rare leaf. A zombie recovers awareness and loses the desire for human flesh. Now he tries to make more zombies eat the leafs to end the apocalypsis. Even risks himself to ask to the human suvirvors for help. | Brains. Meat. Brains and meat. Hungry. Must eat meat. Or brains. Or brains and meat. Must eat. Walk, Walk. So hungry... walk, walk. Must eat. Walk, walk. One foot, then the other, then the other, then the other. Hungry. Must eat. Can’t walk. Can’t stand. Must... eat. Leaf on ground. Must eat meat. Lots of leaf. Must ea... | [Poem]
Preface:
I made two abstractions which must be made clear to understand this historically accurate poem.
1) British people are zombies (admittedly not that far off from the actual truth)
2) Drinking tea is the cure for British people
There once was a man
Who drank from a pan
He found on the step'fore the do... | |
[WP] After ingesting a rare leaf. A zombie recovers awareness and loses the desire for human flesh. Now he tries to make more zombies eat the leafs to end the apocalypsis. Even risks himself to ask to the human suvirvors for help. |
Part 2
Scarlett took the piece of paper from James and examined it. Then she pivoted toward me and held it for me to see.
A crude, but accurate enough sketch of the leaf.
"Do you know where we can find more of this?"
"Vackh..." I tried to raise my free hand to point 'back', but it wouldn't turn that way. "Go Vack... | [Poem]
Preface:
I made two abstractions which must be made clear to understand this historically accurate poem.
1) British people are zombies (admittedly not that far off from the actual truth)
2) Drinking tea is the cure for British people
There once was a man
Who drank from a pan
He found on the step'fore the do... | |
[WP] After ingesting a rare leaf. A zombie recovers awareness and loses the desire for human flesh. Now he tries to make more zombies eat the leafs to end the apocalypsis. Even risks himself to ask to the human suvirvors for help. | An arrow shoots through, and sticks half way out of my shoulder. I can feel it. Like a distant echo of a sensation, I feel some semblance of pain, which delights me to no end. I feel a smile form on my ruined face.
"Is that thing fucking smiling?" a man's voice shouts from a long distance. "Look at this thing, it's sm... | [Poem]
Preface:
I made two abstractions which must be made clear to understand this historically accurate poem.
1) British people are zombies (admittedly not that far off from the actual truth)
2) Drinking tea is the cure for British people
There once was a man
Who drank from a pan
He found on the step'fore the do... | |
[WP] After ingesting a rare leaf. A zombie recovers awareness and loses the desire for human flesh. Now he tries to make more zombies eat the leafs to end the apocalypsis. Even risks himself to ask to the human suvirvors for help. | Day 72, 07/21
It’s useless. I’m useless.
I can barely even use my fingers to write any more. They’re so rotten and twisted. It doesn’t hurt now, though. I think I’m way past that. I used to believe finding that damned herb was a miracle, an omen of salvation. Now I just wish I had carried on my way, like a mindles... | He looked his robe, it was the first thing he wore after gaining sentience the first time. It was breazy which he liked. But it has gained many holes dinner he's first dawned it. "Do you seak scavenge in peace?" he said to them. Trespassers.
"Hands up stranger ! And move into the light or you'll loose your life"
"Oh ... | |
[WP] The ritual is complete and the ancient one rises from the portal. "I have awaken to bring upon this wo... Tim?", his voice switching from determined to annoyed: "We've been through this, Tim!" | Tim sank to the floor, exhausted. He looked up through the billowing red smoke at the clearly exasperated demon, who was rolling his eyes as he tugged his leathery tail free of the slowly receding portal, They stared at one another for a moment. Tim frowned and shrugged.
“I’m *lonely*.” He looked back at the floor, a... | "I know I know!" Hurrying out the words acknowledging his complaints I wave my hands to try and stop him before the rant.
"I know you wanted some space after the last adventure but I just thought you might be interested in this new one I got cooking up." I give him a toothy grin to show him how excited I am about thi... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | “Why do you smile so often? Kind of morbid, don’t you think?” Teddy raised an eyebrow at me as he began to clean the bed out. The corpse had been removed; Mr. Lopez had died, living a long life of 88 years and allowing himself to pass peacefully.
I shrugged, “I like to think that someone is waiting for them on the oth... | As the director of a Chicago ED, I've seen a lot of crazies in my day and most of them are the ones holding the scalpel. People have this notion that doctors are great people, that they do what they do to help others , to make the world a better place. In all reality most of the best doctors, the true geniuses in their... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | “Why do you smile so often? Kind of morbid, don’t you think?” Teddy raised an eyebrow at me as he began to clean the bed out. The corpse had been removed; Mr. Lopez had died, living a long life of 88 years and allowing himself to pass peacefully.
I shrugged, “I like to think that someone is waiting for them on the oth... | I’m in love with Death. There. I said it. Not the petty thing we mortals fear, but the capital d, the man himself, Shinigami, Thanatos, Death. With. A. Capital. D. Show some respect - trust me when I tell you it’s the absolute last first impression you want to bungle.
My one-sided love affair began when I first saw Hi... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | I had a feeling for my entire life that my special someone would be weird. I mean, it was true, but he was so much weirder than I thought. And I like it that way.
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Fl... | There she was, leaning against the blueish tiles of the room, without the shadow that the lamp should've been projecting while directed there. While my body was facing the table, my face and my gaze were fixated on those dark eyes of her. She looked at me without showing much of an expression, but then she slowly shift... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | I'd cried. A lot.
I'd been in the hospital for quite some time. Worked myself to the bone only to exhaust my funds. That was where I first saw him. I'd chalked it up to grief at the time. Perhaps I was only seeing what I wanted to see. I was told this was normal, considering the circumstances.
It was after the car ac... | There she was, leaning against the blueish tiles of the room, without the shadow that the lamp should've been projecting while directed there. While my body was facing the table, my face and my gaze were fixated on those dark eyes of her. She looked at me without showing much of an expression, but then she slowly shift... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | I'd cried. A lot.
I'd been in the hospital for quite some time. Worked myself to the bone only to exhaust my funds. That was where I first saw him. I'd chalked it up to grief at the time. Perhaps I was only seeing what I wanted to see. I was told this was normal, considering the circumstances.
It was after the car ac... | A mangled man wheezed a series pathetic rasps. Rachael watched him like a vulture. She knew he was a goner. The crash had knocked out half the man's organs and profuse internal bleeding was quickly finishing up the other half of the job. As the man's rasping became fainter and fainter, Rachael could feel her heart drum... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | I’ve always had a morbid fascination with death. Perhaps that’s what drew me to become an ER surgeon in Chicago, the city with more murders per capita than anywhere else in the world.
Or perhaps it was Grim.
Perhaps it was his crisp, perfectly tailored black suit, or his suave black hair, or the way he smiled at me e... | A mangled man wheezed a series pathetic rasps. Rachael watched him like a vulture. She knew he was a goner. The crash had knocked out half the man's organs and profuse internal bleeding was quickly finishing up the other half of the job. As the man's rasping became fainter and fainter, Rachael could feel her heart drum... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | I'd cried. A lot.
I'd been in the hospital for quite some time. Worked myself to the bone only to exhaust my funds. That was where I first saw him. I'd chalked it up to grief at the time. Perhaps I was only seeing what I wanted to see. I was told this was normal, considering the circumstances.
It was after the car ac... | You see, beauty is an odd, slippery thing.
Many sunsets have caressed my skin, and in everyone of them, I'd convinced myself I'd found the shape of beauty, and for a long time that'd been true. But ignorance is full of tricks, and in the core of those tricks, there hides conviction--but is a false conviction!
And so... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. | I’ve always had a morbid fascination with death. Perhaps that’s what drew me to become an ER surgeon in Chicago, the city with more murders per capita than anywhere else in the world.
Or perhaps it was Grim.
Perhaps it was his crisp, perfectly tailored black suit, or his suave black hair, or the way he smiled at me e... | You see, beauty is an odd, slippery thing.
Many sunsets have caressed my skin, and in everyone of them, I'd convinced myself I'd found the shape of beauty, and for a long time that'd been true. But ignorance is full of tricks, and in the core of those tricks, there hides conviction--but is a false conviction!
And so... | |
[WP] You fell in love with Chicago’s grim reaper so you become an emergency room doctor to see him/her more often. Your coworkers are concerned because you smile every time someone dies. |
The person is lying on the ER table, eyes unfocused, chest rising weakly as people swarm around him. It's an easy in and out. Or at least, it should be. I've gone through this enough times to know what's coming, but I still hope desperately as I heist my scythe.
Maybe she's on break. Maybe she's on vacation. Maybe t... | You see, beauty is an odd, slippery thing.
Many sunsets have caressed my skin, and in everyone of them, I'd convinced myself I'd found the shape of beauty, and for a long time that'd been true. But ignorance is full of tricks, and in the core of those tricks, there hides conviction--but is a false conviction!
And so... | |
​ | [WP] Humans evolve and now get sustenance from reading rather than eating. | I watched as the man reached for a palate cleanser. I don’t blame him; the book he had chosen was dry, tough, and unappealing. Overcooked one could say. It is his fault for selecting such a technical work. They sit poorly on most stomachs but the man said it was what he needed more than what he wanted. From the wa... | I think the world would be like this:
Reading feeds you, but the degree of fullness depends on the quality of the writing and ideas. What you read is instantly inscribed in your memory and defines you. The better books you read, the stronger and smarter you become. The constraint is that whatever you read can only fee... |
[WP] When you died, you got reincarnated in the dreams of the person who thought of you the most during your life. The person who’s dreams you appear in is someone you’ve never met. | I sat against the cold wall clenching my side holding onto the hole in my side. The sound of screams from around the corner started to fade as everything seemed to get darker. I looked down upon my wound to see blood, my blood. All over my hands and being absorbed by my clothes. I'd been shot mere seconds ago and ... | "Who the...??"
She was old and fragile, with tired smile lines carved into her cheeks. White hair so thin it looked like a veil, and milky blue eyes that swum in tears held back for a lifetime.
Who was she? How did she know me?
In her dreams, there were children wobbling down cobblestone streets on bikes with lit... | |
[WP] It's illegal to make copies of people, with or without their consent. It's your job to hunt down these duplicates via their telltale transcription errors and destroy them. You are the Clone Ranger. | They always have one telltale sign. It can be cosmetic. The wrong ear, a lazy eye. It can be behavioral. Too quick to laugh, or too slow to smile. But other than that, everything is the same. Same skin, same hair, same eyes, same voice, same memories.
The most common usage is to keep someone around after their death. ... | My name is John Massey and I am Clone Ranger 0621. I have the most arrest in the world and have never let a clone get away.
This job never gets old, chase down clones and eradicate them. It’s usually pretty simple but a case has been thrown on my desk and they are not sure where the clone originated but one thing th... | |
[WP] In another universe, Bob Ross is a renowned chef who travels the globe giving good advice to troubled restaurants, and Gordon Ramsay is a famous painter with the angriest art show on TV. | "What the fuck is that!? are you incontinent??"
"What!!"
"It looks like you just fucking shat all over the canvas"
"It's meant to be a flower"
"A flower!! A fucking honey bee would fly itself straight into the nearest fire source if it saw a fucking flower that looked like that. You can't draw, you haven't washed y... | You call *that* perspective? My one eyed four year old cousin could draw better foreshortening with an etch-e-sketch. AND WHAT are you using for the brush hairs...Is that plastic...Jesuschrist its from the dollar store...Oh its *cruelty free* is it... WELL THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TORTURING ALL OF US WITH YOUR ART!?!?... | |
[WP] In another universe, Bob Ross is a renowned chef who travels the globe giving good advice to troubled restaurants, and Gordon Ramsay is a famous painter with the angriest art show on TV. | Gordon's palate had a lot of colour, but his temper had more.
"Give this, here, a good swish. I want to see the texture in this part," he told the camera. His paint brush dipped into hues of Indian yellow and titanium white.
"Now, don't be like those painters who forget the depth of a sunset in the sky. You don't wan... | \*Gordon Ramsay facing 4 aspiring painters who are standing next to their easels waiting to explain their art.
"Right. You there, what is it you've attempted to splash onto this canvas?"
\*Nervous young artist wearing a beret with paint splattered on his flushed face uncovers his easel.
"Well chef, I mean uhmmm Art... | |
[WP] In another universe, Bob Ross is a renowned chef who travels the globe giving good advice to troubled restaurants, and Gordon Ramsay is a famous painter with the angriest art show on TV. | "Welcome to the *Pain of Painting*, an informative show about how to learn proper painting techniques. Over the course of this series, I will whip you into proper painters, ones worthy of being called artists. Not some splatter-painting, modern art-loving, quasi-intellectual sack of shit."
He sat on a stool, a blank c... | [Poem]
"Painters are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them. And you know how arrogant the French Impressionists are. But I am not the sort to sit and cry over spilled paint - I am too busy looking for the next palette. Now get the h... | |
[WP] You play an MMORPG and are part of a large guild. Today however no one else is online. Bored you log off, only to hear a knock at your door. It's a person claiming to be from your guild and begging you to help saying the guild is in danger - in real life. | Ciani rushed to open the door when she heard the knock; she hoped someone had sent her something. Her heavy footfalls resounded through the house as she ran to the door on loud, metal, machine legs. She eagerly threw the door open and saw a dark-skinned man in blue jeans and a t-shirt waiting on her front porch. He was... | Alterra, The leading MMORPG, was eerily quiet today Levi thought to himself "what is going on?, First I'm the only one of a guild of 552 to be active Now the whole town seems empty." Levi would open the menu selecting save and power off as the vibrant world would fade to nothingness. Levi would then remove the VR head... | |
[WP]: Instead of prisons, condemned criminals have their ages rewinded, turned back into children in order to be raised better this time around. | Adam Mars, you are hereby sentenced to have your age rewinded 63 years!
The sound of the judge's gavel slamming against wood was like music to my ears.
The guards escorted me out of the courtroom. I tried to hide my smiles of giddy. For the seventeenth time, they were going to rewind my age.
It all started when th... | The night was dark, without a single street light glowing. Several large warehouses rose up toward the sky, their tops barely even visible, being swallowed by the darkness. Inside a phone was ringing, a faint ring, as if the sound itself was trying to escape the night.
The air seemed to breathe heavily as several car... | |
[WP]: Instead of prisons, condemned criminals have their ages rewinded, turned back into children in order to be raised better this time around. | Adam Mars, you are hereby sentenced to have your age rewinded 63 years!
The sound of the judge's gavel slamming against wood was like music to my ears.
The guards escorted me out of the courtroom. I tried to hide my smiles of giddy. For the seventeenth time, they were going to rewind my age.
It all started when th... | [Poem]
He opens his eyes for the first time in the bright light,
Dad's not there, Mum is there to help him to fly right.
How can she do that? She always high as a kite's flight,
Dad's away for ending someone's life in a knife fight.
The years go by and he learns to get what he needs,
Someone will bleed if they're in ... | |
[WP]: Instead of prisons, condemned criminals have their ages rewinded, turned back into children in order to be raised better this time around. | Adam Mars, you are hereby sentenced to have your age rewinded 63 years!
The sound of the judge's gavel slamming against wood was like music to my ears.
The guards escorted me out of the courtroom. I tried to hide my smiles of giddy. For the seventeenth time, they were going to rewind my age.
It all started when th... | Irving Williams liked Thursdays because he had Math right before lunch, and Miss Witaker's room was one of the closest to the canteen. He started packing his pencil case, notepad, and calculator five minutes before the bell. And, when it rang, he slid out of his chair and slipped into the corridor.
As Irving walked a... | |
[WP]: Instead of prisons, condemned criminals have their ages rewinded, turned back into children in order to be raised better this time around. | Adam Mars, you are hereby sentenced to have your age rewinded 63 years!
The sound of the judge's gavel slamming against wood was like music to my ears.
The guards escorted me out of the courtroom. I tried to hide my smiles of giddy. For the seventeenth time, they were going to rewind my age.
It all started when th... | The judge sat upon the podium with a pocket watch in its hand.
You sat on a stoop far below the Judge. It could have been thousands of miles below, hundreds, millions it did not matter and you did not know, you knew only that the distance was not worth measuring.
The Judge looked down at you. It said, "Like all p... | |
[WP]: Instead of prisons, condemned criminals have their ages rewinded, turned back into children in order to be raised better this time around. | Adam Mars, you are hereby sentenced to have your age rewinded 63 years!
The sound of the judge's gavel slamming against wood was like music to my ears.
The guards escorted me out of the courtroom. I tried to hide my smiles of giddy. For the seventeenth time, they were going to rewind my age.
It all started when th... | My fingers rapped against the table, an absentminded rhythm drumming against wood, the muffled knock audible as I read the pages before me. Again, that absentminded knock, its sound alien to me. Perhaps a sound from my old life... or lives. It was impossible for me to know how many I had lived, just that I was a crimin... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | Clarence was always a hustler.
He wasn't great academically - mediocre grades in high school led him to a mediocre state college. His business re-selling VCR's in the late 1980's made him a few thousand dollars - a good sum of money for a 20-year-old. However, his partying and casual drug use caught up to him, causin... | It was a beautiful day. It was one of those days that you would only read about in short love novels. Fall had just stepped in, and the trees and winds were welcoming it by turning red and blowing as strong as they could. I had just moved to my new apartment and I was unpacking my things. My brand new calculator, my ec... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | **FALL 1994**
"Clearvest, John speaking," I said as I answered the phone.
"Um, hi," the far away voice on the other end stammers, "I'm looking to put a substantial amount of money into Bitcoin, about $680k worth if the price is below $200k, can you help me out?"
"Is that one of those new tech companies? Lots of IPO... | It was a beautiful day. It was one of those days that you would only read about in short love novels. Fall had just stepped in, and the trees and winds were welcoming it by turning red and blowing as strong as they could. I had just moved to my new apartment and I was unpacking my things. My brand new calculator, my ec... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | Clarence was always a hustler.
He wasn't great academically - mediocre grades in high school led him to a mediocre state college. His business re-selling VCR's in the late 1980's made him a few thousand dollars - a good sum of money for a 20-year-old. However, his partying and casual drug use caught up to him, causin... | “I’d like to buy shares of bitcoin” a mumbled voice says over the phone.
Having had this conversation several times over the phone with clients the past year or so I think to myself who is it this time.
“ may I ask who’s calling?”
The voice on the other end of the phone says “does it matter? I need to buy in now”
I p... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | "Sorry, my connection was lost for a moment," the voice explained.
"Excuse me, I don't... think so?" I said as it was all I could tell at that situation. To be quite honest, I did remember that call. It was a very unique call, after all.
"Oh, did I get connected to the different person? I was connected to James befor... | “I’d like to buy shares of bitcoin” a mumbled voice says over the phone.
Having had this conversation several times over the phone with clients the past year or so I think to myself who is it this time.
“ may I ask who’s calling?”
The voice on the other end of the phone says “does it matter? I need to buy in now”
I p... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | "What the fuck is a bit-coin?" I asked, writing her number down. Gotta make sure the spam call list stays up to date.
"Ah, have you not heard? It's like digital money that no one can see, but everyone wants to buy anyway because they don't understand it. Look it up on your phone."
I scrunched my nose. "How am I supp... | “I’d like to buy shares of bitcoin” a mumbled voice says over the phone.
Having had this conversation several times over the phone with clients the past year or so I think to myself who is it this time.
“ may I ask who’s calling?”
The voice on the other end of the phone says “does it matter? I need to buy in now”
I p... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | "Can- Can I get some of that that bitcoin? 200k under or no deal though."
I stared at my phone. "Sir, this is a private number, this isn't even listed anywhere, where did you get this?"
"Can I- Can I, hold on, I'll call right back."
That had been three offices ago, the paintings on the wall had all changed from neo-... | “I’d like to buy shares of bitcoin” a mumbled voice says over the phone.
Having had this conversation several times over the phone with clients the past year or so I think to myself who is it this time.
“ may I ask who’s calling?”
The voice on the other end of the phone says “does it matter? I need to buy in now”
I p... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | **FALL 1994**
"Clearvest, John speaking," I said as I answered the phone.
"Um, hi," the far away voice on the other end stammers, "I'm looking to put a substantial amount of money into Bitcoin, about $680k worth if the price is below $200k, can you help me out?"
"Is that one of those new tech companies? Lots of IPO... | “I’d like to buy shares of bitcoin” a mumbled voice says over the phone.
Having had this conversation several times over the phone with clients the past year or so I think to myself who is it this time.
“ may I ask who’s calling?”
The voice on the other end of the phone says “does it matter? I need to buy in now”
I p... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | I must confess, when the bitcoin hit $15k I was tempted to sell. I had bought a ton of them the moment they first appeared, guided by an odd call I had received decades ago. For people like me, who care little about those slow-earning stocks, and love the adrenaline a good bet on a highly volatile company provides, eve... | “I’d like to buy shares of bitcoin” a mumbled voice says over the phone.
Having had this conversation several times over the phone with clients the past year or so I think to myself who is it this time.
“ may I ask who’s calling?”
The voice on the other end of the phone says “does it matter? I need to buy in now”
I p... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | **FALL 1994**
"Clearvest, John speaking," I said as I answered the phone.
"Um, hi," the far away voice on the other end stammers, "I'm looking to put a substantial amount of money into Bitcoin, about $680k worth if the price is below $200k, can you help me out?"
"Is that one of those new tech companies? Lots of IPO... | Clarence was always a hustler.
He wasn't great academically - mediocre grades in high school led him to a mediocre state college. His business re-selling VCR's in the late 1980's made him a few thousand dollars - a good sum of money for a 20-year-old. However, his partying and casual drug use caught up to him, causin... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | "What the fuck is a bit-coin?" I asked, writing her number down. Gotta make sure the spam call list stays up to date.
"Ah, have you not heard? It's like digital money that no one can see, but everyone wants to buy anyway because they don't understand it. Look it up on your phone."
I scrunched my nose. "How am I supp... | "Sorry, my connection was lost for a moment," the voice explained.
"Excuse me, I don't... think so?" I said as it was all I could tell at that situation. To be quite honest, I did remember that call. It was a very unique call, after all.
"Oh, did I get connected to the different person? I was connected to James befor... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | **FALL 1994**
"Clearvest, John speaking," I said as I answered the phone.
"Um, hi," the far away voice on the other end stammers, "I'm looking to put a substantial amount of money into Bitcoin, about $680k worth if the price is below $200k, can you help me out?"
"Is that one of those new tech companies? Lots of IPO... | "Sorry, my connection was lost for a moment," the voice explained.
"Excuse me, I don't... think so?" I said as it was all I could tell at that situation. To be quite honest, I did remember that call. It was a very unique call, after all.
"Oh, did I get connected to the different person? I was connected to James befor... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | **FALL 1994**
"Clearvest, John speaking," I said as I answered the phone.
"Um, hi," the far away voice on the other end stammers, "I'm looking to put a substantial amount of money into Bitcoin, about $680k worth if the price is below $200k, can you help me out?"
"Is that one of those new tech companies? Lots of IPO... | "What the fuck is a bit-coin?" I asked, writing her number down. Gotta make sure the spam call list stays up to date.
"Ah, have you not heard? It's like digital money that no one can see, but everyone wants to buy anyway because they don't understand it. Look it up on your phone."
I scrunched my nose. "How am I supp... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | **FALL 1994**
"Clearvest, John speaking," I said as I answered the phone.
"Um, hi," the far away voice on the other end stammers, "I'm looking to put a substantial amount of money into Bitcoin, about $680k worth if the price is below $200k, can you help me out?"
"Is that one of those new tech companies? Lots of IPO... | "Can- Can I get some of that that bitcoin? 200k under or no deal though."
I stared at my phone. "Sir, this is a private number, this isn't even listed anywhere, where did you get this?"
"Can I- Can I, hold on, I'll call right back."
That had been three offices ago, the paintings on the wall had all changed from neo-... | |
[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection. | I must confess, when the bitcoin hit $15k I was tempted to sell. I had bought a ton of them the moment they first appeared, guided by an odd call I had received decades ago. For people like me, who care little about those slow-earning stocks, and love the adrenaline a good bet on a highly volatile company provides, eve... | "Can- Can I get some of that that bitcoin? 200k under or no deal though."
I stared at my phone. "Sir, this is a private number, this isn't even listed anywhere, where did you get this?"
"Can I- Can I, hold on, I'll call right back."
That had been three offices ago, the paintings on the wall had all changed from neo-... | |
[WP] You hate taking pictures. Not because you have insecurities or anything like that. You can see through your own eyes in the picture. You've seen some terrible things. | There's a reason I hate people taking photos of me. Of course, I try and pass it off as insecurities, or some phobia, but in reality, I can see through them. No matter if they're on a phone or in a picture frame or mounted somewhere else, I can see through them. I found this out, at the tender age of 7 when after our p... | I hate pictures of me, I’m not insecure or anything in fact, I could be called the most confident person in the world without being considered arrogant. Well until I turned 12, when I turned 12 and I looked into my eyes in a birthday picture from 4 years back, I saw into my eyes.
I saw things you can’t even imagine... | |
[WP] "Seriously dude, what's the worst that could happen?" said Bob before we strapped ourselves into the spaceship which was heading towards the Black Hole. |
\[I'm tired but I wanted to bust out something melodramatic so here u go. It's a lot less casual than my usual stuff but it was fun.\]
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The ship approached the event horizon. The bright aura from the black hole throws dancing light towards the spacecraft which shakes as gravity sucks it towards the be... | "You know what it is, we haven't checked it at all, don't play it down!" I said, Bob turned his head in my direction with an insane smile on his face. "I will! You won't stop me and we will do this together, where is the fun of knowing everything. Hahaha!!". I got goosebumps from this laugher. I couldn't do it! I start... | |
You don’t need to include context unless you want to. | [WP] Write the death of a main character at the climax of a novel | "Looks like there's no escape, detective," the man scoffed as he leveled a gun at my chest.
I kept my eyes locked on the barrel as I inched backward toward the building's edge. A frigid wind swirled around the two of us, carrying the chaotic din of honking cars and distant sirens from twenty-five floors below.
"It's... | “So it must be, though pretty is he. Hang him from the cherrywood tree!”
Six cacophonous voices pierce through the burlap sacks suffocating my men and I. I don’t know how much longer I can stomach the smell of fetid grain that has soiled the rough fabric. Had it not been for the buffoons with me and their petty exhaus... |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Thank the Divine for the Terran’s. A hundred of their turns ago they made their first tentative reachings for the stars. We had welcomed they. They responded as any good race would, with trade, cultural exchange and shared knowledge. In that time they had found a niche that suited them well. Their massive mining ships ... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | (English is not my first language, sorry if some mistakes are hidding in the text)
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Humans...
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They spread everywhere in less than one of their generation, their oldest ones were already born when they finally managed to get out of their solar system !
Sure thing, they are good at barg... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | It's been 50 years since we've come in contact with alien life forms. In that 50 years we've learned so much. We've piggybacked off of there space travel formula's and we've actually made a decent presence in the galactic scene. Nothing spectacular but at least they like our movies. It's actually very strange to me, th... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | A man came in, he was skinny, pitiful and shaking. Xyphoriz watched in bemusement as the human nervously came over to the negotiation tables, before getting to the table when the guy stopped. He pulled a pack of something Xyphoriz recognized as the earthling primitive device called a ‘cigarette’
“Hey man,” the human s... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | For 300 years bipedal "Earthlings" refused any confrontations with the Galactic Alliance. In the first half a century when Earth joined Union, the members of the Alliance tested their unwavering pacifism. They gave up their entire Solar System except a Red planet & their Home world. The Union High Committee stepped... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Peace. It was something that humanity was well known for. Since making contact with the galactic council and becoming it’s 7th member we had garnered a reputation as the best diplomats in the galaxy. It was often said that human could negotiate its way out of anything.
Not all the council members shared our peaceful w... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | When the humans entered the galactic scene there were four other races who were ahead of them to the stars. The Elves - tall, long lived creatures of incredable culture and artistry. The Dwarves - short, stocky engineers who liked nothing more than the forge and the flame. The Kitsune - a fir covered bestial race with ... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | X'ralaxs picked himself up from the rubble, and surveyed the devastation all around. It wasn't supposed to be this way. They were supposed to be soft, pushovers. The dead and dying all around told a different tale. The power the humans could place inside their bombs was unheard of. Over a thousand kilometers from the d... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. |
**Caged, Now Loose.**
A deafening silence fills the chamber where the Galactic Assembly meets. The shock that permeates the varying species present here today is almost palpable. I suppose we should have expected this, seen it coming from the very first attack - what feels like aeons - but was only 3 Terran months ... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | **"Those forgetting history is bound to repeat it"**
These words are written above the entrance to the chamber of the great council. We thought we knew everything, but there were so much we forgot.
None of the councils members remembered why the image of a grinning human was chiselled into the chamber walls. The pain... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | The terran reply to the xenos species that had parasitized one of their colonies after diplomatic options failed was, in the eyes of the rest of the galaxy, about as appalling as it gets.
We simply Jumped in with a mining vessel, an
asteroid disassembler... and a single Jump Tug.
The mining vessel dropped off an as... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | "Admiral Hansen" Croaked the vile creature projected up on the view-port. Hansen took a moment to reflect on how miraculous it was they had managed to maintain peaceful relations with these beings for this long.
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"Yes, Prator Zal, I hear you."
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The creature emitted a whimpering sniveling sou... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | I meet with the former High Marshall Tarsonis in the museum of The War of the Stars. We stand in the what has been called "The Scar" by both humanity and the former Alliance species, the site of the final battle before the Alliance surrendered to humanity and agreed to the terms it dictated. The hall covers the site of... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | The humans had such quaint names for the few times they had fought any galactic power. Incident was one of their favorites. The few times they had come into conflict they tried to minimize damage and spent the entire time asking to talk and peace.
Talk. Buh. We had sat back and watched them in the council. They had ne... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. |
Humans; the galaxy at large viewed them as an odd bunch. Stuck on the edge of the spiral, it took them generations to sort out the gravitational communication system. Longer still to sort out their own FTL capabilities. By the time humans finally had a place on the council, their backwater held no interest for th... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | As any biologist will tell you, the human body is a peculiar thing. Among many things, there is a specific cell in the immune system that is so deadly, when it fights infection, it kills healthy cells as well. It evolved to off itself in a short time to avoid killing too much of the body.
You could almost say the sam... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | The T'losh ambassador stroked his head-tails as he strode down the brightly lit, almost sterile hallway. He studied his datapad, reviewing his most recent diplomatic proposal, when a small icon flashed in the upper left corner. Irritated at the sudden interruption, he moved to dismiss it without bothering to view the c... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | By the time we made it to the stars, humanity had been through 4 world wars. It took 500 years to climb from the radioactive ruins of the third and the less said about the nanoplagues left from number 4... literally, some are keyword activated and the decon protocols aren't perfect.
When we arrived on the galactic sc... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | He watched her approaching the congressional chamber. She walked down the halls towards their meeting, pushing her communicator into her sleeve pouch. In the same movement, she brought out some morsel of food and offered it to the odd creature perched on her shoulder. The flaps covering its epidermis expanded, flashing... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | "I don't have much time, the humans are closing in on this location. For the Dosh Empire, our end marches inevitably closer. And the worst part about it is that we were the architects of our own downfall.
We thought the humans would be a simple conquest. It was the way of the galaxy, the strong controlled, or killed t... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Humans are a species of civilized monsters.
There was silence in the vaulted halls of the home of the Council, as the human delegation passed. For each member species, the station housing the center of the Milky Way's government had its own name. Officially, human governments called it Canis Prime. Most of us, however... | To all member planets on the galactic council The united nations of earth and all her colonies gives you 1 earth lunar cycle to leave the milky way or face complete annihilation these are our terms non negotiable. As the secretary general of the galactic council read these words scores of laughter could be heard among ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Thank the Divine for the Terran’s. A hundred of their turns ago they made their first tentative reachings for the stars. We had welcomed they. They responded as any good race would, with trade, cultural exchange and shared knowledge. In that time they had found a niche that suited them well. Their massive mining ships ... | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | A man came in, he was skinny, pitiful and shaking. Xyphoriz watched in bemusement as the human nervously came over to the negotiation tables, before getting to the table when the guy stopped. He pulled a pack of something Xyphoriz recognized as the earthling primitive device called a ‘cigarette’
“Hey man,” the human s... | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | For 300 years bipedal "Earthlings" refused any confrontations with the Galactic Alliance. In the first half a century when Earth joined Union, the members of the Alliance tested their unwavering pacifism. They gave up their entire Solar System except a Red planet & their Home world. The Union High Committee stepped... | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Peace. It was something that humanity was well known for. Since making contact with the galactic council and becoming it’s 7th member we had garnered a reputation as the best diplomats in the galaxy. It was often said that human could negotiate its way out of anything.
Not all the council members shared our peaceful w... | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | When the humans entered the galactic scene there were four other races who were ahead of them to the stars. The Elves - tall, long lived creatures of incredable culture and artistry. The Dwarves - short, stocky engineers who liked nothing more than the forge and the flame. The Kitsune - a fir covered bestial race with ... | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. |
**Caged, Now Loose.**
A deafening silence fills the chamber where the Galactic Assembly meets. The shock that permeates the varying species present here today is almost palpable. I suppose we should have expected this, seen it coming from the very first attack - what feels like aeons - but was only 3 Terran months ... | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | **"Those forgetting history is bound to repeat it"**
These words are written above the entrance to the chamber of the great council. We thought we knew everything, but there were so much we forgot.
None of the councils members remembered why the image of a grinning human was chiselled into the chamber walls. The pain... | In this solemn hour it is a consolation to recall and to dwell upon our repeated efforts for peace. All have been ill-starred, but all have been faithful and sincere. This is of the highest moral value–and not only moral value, but practical value–at the present time, because the wholehearted concurrence of scores of m... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Peace. It was something that humanity was well known for. Since making contact with the galactic council and becoming it’s 7th member we had garnered a reputation as the best diplomats in the galaxy. It was often said that human could negotiate its way out of anything.
Not all the council members shared our peaceful w... | Thank the Divine for the Terran’s. A hundred of their turns ago they made their first tentative reachings for the stars. We had welcomed they. They responded as any good race would, with trade, cultural exchange and shared knowledge. In that time they had found a niche that suited them well. Their massive mining ships ... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | A man came in, he was skinny, pitiful and shaking. Xyphoriz watched in bemusement as the human nervously came over to the negotiation tables, before getting to the table when the guy stopped. He pulled a pack of something Xyphoriz recognized as the earthling primitive device called a ‘cigarette’
“Hey man,” the human s... | (English is not my first language, sorry if some mistakes are hidding in the text)
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Humans...
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They spread everywhere in less than one of their generation, their oldest ones were already born when they finally managed to get out of their solar system !
Sure thing, they are good at barg... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | For 300 years bipedal "Earthlings" refused any confrontations with the Galactic Alliance. In the first half a century when Earth joined Union, the members of the Alliance tested their unwavering pacifism. They gave up their entire Solar System except a Red planet & their Home world. The Union High Committee stepped... | (English is not my first language, sorry if some mistakes are hidding in the text)
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Humans...
​
They spread everywhere in less than one of their generation, their oldest ones were already born when they finally managed to get out of their solar system !
Sure thing, they are good at barg... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Peace. It was something that humanity was well known for. Since making contact with the galactic council and becoming it’s 7th member we had garnered a reputation as the best diplomats in the galaxy. It was often said that human could negotiate its way out of anything.
Not all the council members shared our peaceful w... | (English is not my first language, sorry if some mistakes are hidding in the text)
\--
​
Humans...
​
They spread everywhere in less than one of their generation, their oldest ones were already born when they finally managed to get out of their solar system !
Sure thing, they are good at barg... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | When the humans entered the galactic scene there were four other races who were ahead of them to the stars. The Elves - tall, long lived creatures of incredable culture and artistry. The Dwarves - short, stocky engineers who liked nothing more than the forge and the flame. The Kitsune - a fir covered bestial race with ... | (English is not my first language, sorry if some mistakes are hidding in the text)
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Humans...
​
They spread everywhere in less than one of their generation, their oldest ones were already born when they finally managed to get out of their solar system !
Sure thing, they are good at barg... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. |
**Caged, Now Loose.**
A deafening silence fills the chamber where the Galactic Assembly meets. The shock that permeates the varying species present here today is almost palpable. I suppose we should have expected this, seen it coming from the very first attack - what feels like aeons - but was only 3 Terran months ... | (English is not my first language, sorry if some mistakes are hidding in the text)
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Humans...
​
They spread everywhere in less than one of their generation, their oldest ones were already born when they finally managed to get out of their solar system !
Sure thing, they are good at barg... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | **"Those forgetting history is bound to repeat it"**
These words are written above the entrance to the chamber of the great council. We thought we knew everything, but there were so much we forgot.
None of the councils members remembered why the image of a grinning human was chiselled into the chamber walls. The pain... | (English is not my first language, sorry if some mistakes are hidding in the text)
\--
​
Humans...
​
They spread everywhere in less than one of their generation, their oldest ones were already born when they finally managed to get out of their solar system !
Sure thing, they are good at barg... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | A man came in, he was skinny, pitiful and shaking. Xyphoriz watched in bemusement as the human nervously came over to the negotiation tables, before getting to the table when the guy stopped. He pulled a pack of something Xyphoriz recognized as the earthling primitive device called a ‘cigarette’
“Hey man,” the human s... | It's been 50 years since we've come in contact with alien life forms. In that 50 years we've learned so much. We've piggybacked off of there space travel formula's and we've actually made a decent presence in the galactic scene. Nothing spectacular but at least they like our movies. It's actually very strange to me, th... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | For 300 years bipedal "Earthlings" refused any confrontations with the Galactic Alliance. In the first half a century when Earth joined Union, the members of the Alliance tested their unwavering pacifism. They gave up their entire Solar System except a Red planet & their Home world. The Union High Committee stepped... | It's been 50 years since we've come in contact with alien life forms. In that 50 years we've learned so much. We've piggybacked off of there space travel formula's and we've actually made a decent presence in the galactic scene. Nothing spectacular but at least they like our movies. It's actually very strange to me, th... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | Peace. It was something that humanity was well known for. Since making contact with the galactic council and becoming it’s 7th member we had garnered a reputation as the best diplomats in the galaxy. It was often said that human could negotiate its way out of anything.
Not all the council members shared our peaceful w... | It's been 50 years since we've come in contact with alien life forms. In that 50 years we've learned so much. We've piggybacked off of there space travel formula's and we've actually made a decent presence in the galactic scene. Nothing spectacular but at least they like our movies. It's actually very strange to me, th... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | When the humans entered the galactic scene there were four other races who were ahead of them to the stars. The Elves - tall, long lived creatures of incredable culture and artistry. The Dwarves - short, stocky engineers who liked nothing more than the forge and the flame. The Kitsune - a fir covered bestial race with ... | It's been 50 years since we've come in contact with alien life forms. In that 50 years we've learned so much. We've piggybacked off of there space travel formula's and we've actually made a decent presence in the galactic scene. Nothing spectacular but at least they like our movies. It's actually very strange to me, th... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. |
**Caged, Now Loose.**
A deafening silence fills the chamber where the Galactic Assembly meets. The shock that permeates the varying species present here today is almost palpable. I suppose we should have expected this, seen it coming from the very first attack - what feels like aeons - but was only 3 Terran months ... | It's been 50 years since we've come in contact with alien life forms. In that 50 years we've learned so much. We've piggybacked off of there space travel formula's and we've actually made a decent presence in the galactic scene. Nothing spectacular but at least they like our movies. It's actually very strange to me, th... | |
[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism. | **"Those forgetting history is bound to repeat it"**
These words are written above the entrance to the chamber of the great council. We thought we knew everything, but there were so much we forgot.
None of the councils members remembered why the image of a grinning human was chiselled into the chamber walls. The pain... | It's been 50 years since we've come in contact with alien life forms. In that 50 years we've learned so much. We've piggybacked off of there space travel formula's and we've actually made a decent presence in the galactic scene. Nothing spectacular but at least they like our movies. It's actually very strange to me, th... |
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