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[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | "What's it like?" My sister asked, twirling around me in a blinding light. "Being a normal human?" Her skin was flawless and a rich brown. The golden hue emanating from her made her almost shimmer in the dim living room. "It must be so weird!"
I groaned at the question, and gave her my most evil eye. "What do you mean... | I sit. I think, typically.
I didn't know places like this existed anymore.
Reagan closed them all, I'd heard it told.
The other patients have made an attachment of me.
It is why they will suffer.
They already suffer, because of their attachments.
Each one is as pathological as the next, yet they feel they ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | This is exactly why I don’t ever bring friends over. They’re staring at her, gawking at her – all of them. There are many gifts and powers clustered around this dining table, but self-awareness is not one of them.
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For her part, Sarah is taking no notice, scarfing down her food at a rather impressive rate... | I sit. I think, typically.
I didn't know places like this existed anymore.
Reagan closed them all, I'd heard it told.
The other patients have made an attachment of me.
It is why they will suffer.
They already suffer, because of their attachments.
Each one is as pathological as the next, yet they feel they ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | Dear diary: big bro keeps on trying to get me to meet girls or introduce me to his friends, that would be fine if i was into 75 ft tall fire breathing beings of destruction. He doesn't seem to understand the fact that its kind of hard to stay alive as is and that i don't need to add in another variant of mystical natu... | I sit. I think, typically.
I didn't know places like this existed anymore.
Reagan closed them all, I'd heard it told.
The other patients have made an attachment of me.
It is why they will suffer.
They already suffer, because of their attachments.
Each one is as pathological as the next, yet they feel they ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | “Are... Are you sure this is legal?”
“The DM said that we could be anything,” was what nearly the entire table responded to my question. This story was supposed to be about a bunch of orphans that only have themselves as family. Right now, my poor human monk is surrounded by Mary Sue characters of every genre. Before ... | I sit. I think, typically.
I didn't know places like this existed anymore.
Reagan closed them all, I'd heard it told.
The other patients have made an attachment of me.
It is why they will suffer.
They already suffer, because of their attachments.
Each one is as pathological as the next, yet they feel they ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | This'll get lost in the comments cause I'm five hours late and this is my first story but
I've been waiting for this, (figuratively) forever. A day where all of my family was FINALLY out the house, and I could have the place to myself. Don't get it wrong, I don't hate my family, but privacy is a very rare, and very e... | "You take a left at the blacksmith and you'll reach Gretta's Inn. There you'll find your first steps into the world, a warm place to sleep through the cold and a mug of stale lager. Good luck adventurer."
The pair clomped their way out of the tavern, the wooden floors squeeking away at their weight. Despite their ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | "What's it like?" My sister asked, twirling around me in a blinding light. "Being a normal human?" Her skin was flawless and a rich brown. The golden hue emanating from her made her almost shimmer in the dim living room. "It must be so weird!"
I groaned at the question, and gave her my most evil eye. "What do you mean... | "You take a left at the blacksmith and you'll reach Gretta's Inn. There you'll find your first steps into the world, a warm place to sleep through the cold and a mug of stale lager. Good luck adventurer."
The pair clomped their way out of the tavern, the wooden floors squeeking away at their weight. Despite their ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | This is exactly why I don’t ever bring friends over. They’re staring at her, gawking at her – all of them. There are many gifts and powers clustered around this dining table, but self-awareness is not one of them.
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For her part, Sarah is taking no notice, scarfing down her food at a rather impressive rate... | "You take a left at the blacksmith and you'll reach Gretta's Inn. There you'll find your first steps into the world, a warm place to sleep through the cold and a mug of stale lager. Good luck adventurer."
The pair clomped their way out of the tavern, the wooden floors squeeking away at their weight. Despite their ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | "What's it like?" My sister asked, twirling around me in a blinding light. "Being a normal human?" Her skin was flawless and a rich brown. The golden hue emanating from her made her almost shimmer in the dim living room. "It must be so weird!"
I groaned at the question, and gave her my most evil eye. "What do you mean... | This'll get lost in the comments cause I'm five hours late and this is my first story but
I've been waiting for this, (figuratively) forever. A day where all of my family was FINALLY out the house, and I could have the place to myself. Don't get it wrong, I don't hate my family, but privacy is a very rare, and very e... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | “Are... Are you sure this is legal?”
“The DM said that we could be anything,” was what nearly the entire table responded to my question. This story was supposed to be about a bunch of orphans that only have themselves as family. Right now, my poor human monk is surrounded by Mary Sue characters of every genre. Before ... | Zach chuckled, "Wow, bro. That's messed up."
I chuckled ruefully along with him. "Yeah, and then aunt Marge just started screaming to the point she turned red. Which of course just validated her dismissiveness."
Zach nodded idly. "How's your dad?"
"If anything, worse. At least you know where you stand with mom and h... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | \--No You--
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“If you dare Kill Jacob, I swear on all of the light in me you are finished Leo.” Lila growled, her face red.
“I’m only sending a few demons to see if he might be chosen, if he isn’t, he’ll just think it was all a nightmare or something,” Leo shrugged back.
“And if he is?” asked Lila.
“Oh,... | I live with my uncle Dan.
As a second year college student, I'm still learning about life, death, sex, love, hygeine, and everything in-between. I thought I knew everything there was to know about these things because of my family, but I guess sometimes the collective epitome of something can be ignorant about even th... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | “Every family has conflicts and problems” is one of those platitudes in life that’s true enough on its face, but leaves a hell of a lot of potential caveats, complications, and layers of added bullshit left unsaid and unexplored.
For example, I was adopted into my family as a very distrustful and bitter 12 year old gi... | Satan stared intently into the sixteen year old boy’s face.
The boy moved his eyes around awkwardly, then shifted his gaze. Then stared back.
Satan remained motionless, eyes fixed on the boy.
“So…” he started, after a long beat. “Dean, right?”
“… huh… yes, sir.”
“Dad…” Lilith started, with a sigh. “Can you please ... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | What's worse than being a part of a family that rarely gets along or sees eye-to-eye? Being the only member of that family who could truly be considered normal by traditional human standards.
Older brothers can be hard on their younger siblings at times; it's like an unwritten code that says they have to torture you o... | Day 1:
I did it. I finally stood up to my parents and told them how I felt!
Mom was a weepy wreck of course. Dad on the other hand seemed to still be processing the fact that I was not in fact there to help him organize his garden shed when I dropped the bombshell. I think the only words he heard were “Hi dad” and “... | |
[WP] Your elder brother is the demon king, your younger sister is the ArcAngel of light, your auntie is a army general of earth, your uncle is a demi-God, your mom is the queen of death and your father is the god of life. But you are a normal human who got adopted by the most dysfunctional family. | There I was, a table filled with a different kind of foods, desserts. And then there was us, the family, enjoying it. Or at least that’s how it should be. That’s how I wish it would be. But I’m happy with what I got.
I used to be orphan, having nobody. At the orphanage, I kept up this fake smile with everyone, even if... | Day 1:
I did it. I finally stood up to my parents and told them how I felt!
Mom was a weepy wreck of course. Dad on the other hand seemed to still be processing the fact that I was not in fact there to help him organize his garden shed when I dropped the bombshell. I think the only words he heard were “Hi dad” and “... | |
[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | "Calm down, son. You'll do great. You got this far."
"yeah, but... Telepath? How am I supposed to win if they can literally know my move before I make them?"
Darren's mind was in turmoil how can he beat such a threat? The semifinals of the Unarmed Combat event in the Intergalactic Games was minutes away. As a new spec... | With every gallant fighter that the tiny blue planet had to offer defeated, it was obvious that the uproaring overlords would soon take over the planet as their trophy; every breathing soul, their slave.
The challenger banged his fists on his sweaty breasts as he coaxed the hosts, to send him someone who would test his... | |
[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | We did it! We found him.... The dumbest motherfucker on planet earth.
It is the year 3027 and humans have become a space fairing nation. The first land mark was humans landing on Mars in 2025. Thanks Elon! Then came the great terraforming race. Trillion dollar company states, fighting for a monopoly over what would b... | With every gallant fighter that the tiny blue planet had to offer defeated, it was obvious that the uproaring overlords would soon take over the planet as their trophy; every breathing soul, their slave.
The challenger banged his fists on his sweaty breasts as he coaxed the hosts, to send him someone who would test his... | |
[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | Zollan almost didn't want to use his telepathy against this human. It felt like fighting against a child: a single harsh tap with a finger could probably kill them.
His opponent was a woman, barely in her twentieth-fifth cycle. She was short like a child, thin around the waist and breasts, and her face was so lean her... | With every gallant fighter that the tiny blue planet had to offer defeated, it was obvious that the uproaring overlords would soon take over the planet as their trophy; every breathing soul, their slave.
The challenger banged his fists on his sweaty breasts as he coaxed the hosts, to send him someone who would test his... | |
[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | Zollan almost didn't want to use his telepathy against this human. It felt like fighting against a child: a single harsh tap with a finger could probably kill them.
His opponent was a woman, barely in her twentieth-fifth cycle. She was short like a child, thin around the waist and breasts, and her face was so lean her... | Hours of training had prepared her for this moment.
The duel had been going on for over thirty minutes now. Both combatants bloodied.
Only melee weapons were allowed.
Exhausted in spirit, her will kept her standing.
Her opponent seems almost as full of energy as when he started.
But she'd anticipated this.
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[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | The world had changed a lot. The universe had come knocking; they were, by all descriptions of all encounters, far beyond us in science, philosophy, technology, and art.
They asked if Vermeer was considered a child when they painted.
They asked if Einstein's theory of relativity was a joke.
They asked how it took us... | “The following contest will be fought to the death,” a booming voice states to the nothingness.
A single white light illuminates a slender figure. Large, dark, disc-like eyes stare ahead into the darkness. Its arms and legs are shackled as it stands calm and motionless.
“Introducing first, from the depths of the Oc... | |
[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | **(This is my first ever comment to this sub in an effort to improve my writing. Please provide feedback to help me improve.)**
Jamba looked his new opponent up and down. This is the newcomer everyone has been talking about? He couldn't help but let a smirk creep across his face. The human looked weak before the titan... | “The following contest will be fought to the death,” a booming voice states to the nothingness.
A single white light illuminates a slender figure. Large, dark, disc-like eyes stare ahead into the darkness. Its arms and legs are shackled as it stands calm and motionless.
“Introducing first, from the depths of the Oc... | |
[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | **(This is my first ever comment to this sub in an effort to improve my writing. Please provide feedback to help me improve.)**
Jamba looked his new opponent up and down. This is the newcomer everyone has been talking about? He couldn't help but let a smirk creep across his face. The human looked weak before the titan... | I've been living in this space voyager for quite some time, I've even gotten used to all the weird pathways that this place has, even the small intricacies that most other aliens don't understand. I guess they really don't understand humans, I mean how would they. They only started contact a few decades ago; but that d... | |
[WP] Humans are new on the galactic stage. The reigning champion in an MMA style fighting ring uses telepathy to predict his opponents movements,but humans have something never seen or heard of before. Muscle memory. | “You’re up next”, the man in grey said while opening the entrance into the arena. Well he wasn’t exactly a man with those two wings sprouting from his back. Not like I was surprised. There were dozens of them lining up outside as I entered the stadium, along with several other kinds of people. I saw some guys with ... | I've been living in this space voyager for quite some time, I've even gotten used to all the weird pathways that this place has, even the small intricacies that most other aliens don't understand. I guess they really don't understand humans, I mean how would they. They only started contact a few decades ago; but that d... | |
[WP] A monster approached a monster hunter. The hunter drew his weapon. The monster prostrated. "I heard you were the best at tracking my kind down. I'm desperate to find someone dear to me." | Empty shot glasses crowded the corner of the dust swept bar.
“Another,” a voice called and an empty glass filled with amber fluid. It slammed back to the table with a quelled groan and the bartender, a man with a twirled mustache and crisp bow tie leaned in.
“You have a visitor Gam,” he pointed to a corner stall past... | Diana's immediate reaction was to laugh, scornfully and hard. "Yeah. Right." She raised the point of her rapier, sinking into a fighting stance. But the Dark didn't move. She continued to kneel before her, rain plastering her hair into inky trails on her pale skin, expression unchanging.
Diana shook her head slowly. "... | |
[WP] A monster approached a monster hunter. The hunter drew his weapon. The monster prostrated. "I heard you were the best at tracking my kind down. I'm desperate to find someone dear to me." | She was hideous; eyes the color of a clear sky, hair as yellow as the sun. Her tiny frame belied the power behind each swing of her sword. Her only redeeming feature was the dark purple scar running from her temple to her upper lip.
Her armor left much of her soft, pink flesh exposed- It was easy to understand ... | I blinked, confused by the vampire in front of me.
I don’t really think of myself as the best of, well, anything. I have a particular ability, and honed my life and my skills around making the best use of that ability as I could. As such, I’ve become fairly successful at hunting the things that hunt people - and part... | |
[WP] A monster approached a monster hunter. The hunter drew his weapon. The monster prostrated. "I heard you were the best at tracking my kind down. I'm desperate to find someone dear to me." | The beast snarled - or was that a whimper? She rested her head against the gun barrel. Several grams of silver waited, straining for release. He could almost feel the bullet whispering to him, begging to be fired into the monster’s head. To end its life.
His trigger finger itched.
“Please,” she asked again. “There a... | "I'm sorry, what now?"
He stood before me. Roughly twice my height, third arm arching over his head, which contained massive jagged, misaligned teeth. A fairly common monster, usually found in forests. Sometimes they come out and wreck villages, and need to be dealt with. This one had been oddly easy to find.
"I beg of... | |
[WP] A monster approached a monster hunter. The hunter drew his weapon. The monster prostrated. "I heard you were the best at tracking my kind down. I'm desperate to find someone dear to me." | Orianna's hand was already curling around the hilt of her quill-blade when the beast transformed.
It was the rain that gave it away. It was subtle, but she had noticed it as the young boy pleaded with her about some sort of tracking request. His skin soaked up the rain, darkening ever so slightly as each droplet hit, ... | "I'm sorry, what now?"
He stood before me. Roughly twice my height, third arm arching over his head, which contained massive jagged, misaligned teeth. A fairly common monster, usually found in forests. Sometimes they come out and wreck villages, and need to be dealt with. This one had been oddly easy to find.
"I beg of... | |
[WP] People have gained the ability to "log out" in real life. But that also means they're able to log in. If you find out someone's password and full name, you gain the ability to log in as them. That is what lead to... this. | I stirred out of my bed and rubbed my eyes as they adjusted to the white light flickering in my small cubicle room. I walked to the mirror and frowned at my ragged expression.
“What’s the weather like?” I asked.
“Good morning Tony, it is currently one hundred forty five degrees Fahrenheit outside. Pollution percentag... | Logging out was more of a curse than a blessing. There was nothing to "Log Out" to, just an empty void with a menu screen to log back in. There were some benefits I guess; people could fix their visual and audio settings, so the majority of those deaf or blind were suddenly curable overnight.
But then came the hacker... | |
[WP] People have gained the ability to "log out" in real life. But that also means they're able to log in. If you find out someone's password and full name, you gain the ability to log in as them. That is what lead to... this. | Damn is a versatile word, and it happened to be Fell’s favorite. Damn this, damn you, God Himself damn it, those damned millennials, damn it all to hell; Fell loved it all. Recently, he had begun to use it more and more until non-damns in his sentences had to be found with the help of a metaphorical electron microscope... | Logging out was more of a curse than a blessing. There was nothing to "Log Out" to, just an empty void with a menu screen to log back in. There were some benefits I guess; people could fix their visual and audio settings, so the majority of those deaf or blind were suddenly curable overnight.
But then came the hacker... | |
[WP] People have gained the ability to "log out" in real life. But that also means they're able to log in. If you find out someone's password and full name, you gain the ability to log in as them. That is what lead to... this. | Damn is a versatile word, and it happened to be Fell’s favorite. Damn this, damn you, God Himself damn it, those damned millennials, damn it all to hell; Fell loved it all. Recently, he had begun to use it more and more until non-damns in his sentences had to be found with the help of a metaphorical electron microscope... | I stirred out of my bed and rubbed my eyes as they adjusted to the white light flickering in my small cubicle room. I walked to the mirror and frowned at my ragged expression.
“What’s the weather like?” I asked.
“Good morning Tony, it is currently one hundred forty five degrees Fahrenheit outside. Pollution percentag... | |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | You think furiously in return, “how am I supposed to change my shoes? Who waits til I’m walking to the car?” Stomping back in the house with your pretty, but ultimately useless, flats, and skipping up the steps to miss the creaky broken one in the middle.
“REDIRECT” it barks, “Oh oh, that’s fair, that’s my bad,” the... | I was ready to go out but the voice stopped me. I hadn’t heard the voice for three years and then there it was speaking to me again with its bell like tone. “Hey, you may want to put on your best runners.” It said. I was dressed in a purple satin evening gown given to me by my aunt. When she found out that I was going ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | "Hurry up, get your shoes on... Tortillas, olives, and cheese would be perfect... We can use that grilled chicken and the leftover vegetables for a wrap."
"I'm not listening Jarvis. When we did the grocery shopping you agreed to bacon cheeseburgers tonight, and damnit I've been looking forward to them all week."
... | I was ready to go out but the voice stopped me. I hadn’t heard the voice for three years and then there it was speaking to me again with its bell like tone. “Hey, you may want to put on your best runners.” It said. I was dressed in a purple satin evening gown given to me by my aunt. When she found out that I was going ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | You know the concept of a wingman, right? Your friend that helps you in social settings? Well, I don't have a wingman. I have a wingmind. My entire life I have had this voice in my head that gives me advice right before an event that would dramatically change my life. First time I heard it was when I was 6, sitting in ... | I was ready to go out but the voice stopped me. I hadn’t heard the voice for three years and then there it was speaking to me again with its bell like tone. “Hey, you may want to put on your best runners.” It said. I was dressed in a purple satin evening gown given to me by my aunt. When she found out that I was going ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | "Move"
"Move now, Faster"
The voice in the back of my head whispers as I run down the street. The sense of urgency making me run faster as the world blurs, too fast. Houses become blurs, as the screams of my neighbors begin echoing all around all. The sounds of bone being broken, flesh torn off, and cries of mercy ma... | I was ready to go out but the voice stopped me. I hadn’t heard the voice for three years and then there it was speaking to me again with its bell like tone. “Hey, you may want to put on your best runners.” It said. I was dressed in a purple satin evening gown given to me by my aunt. When she found out that I was going ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | **\[WP\] You have a voice in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavourable to turn back."**
I don't really doubt the voice. Why would I? I've gotten out of too much d... | I was ready to go out but the voice stopped me. I hadn’t heard the voice for three years and then there it was speaking to me again with its bell like tone. “Hey, you may want to put on your best runners.” It said. I was dressed in a purple satin evening gown given to me by my aunt. When she found out that I was going ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | Joanne had to go out to run some errands. "On the way there, I might grab some breakfast as well. I'm starving."
The voice had been eerily quiet for the last weeks. The young woman had grown accostumed to her invisible companion, after years of back and forth conversation. Except, it was only inside her head.
Having ... | I was ready to go out but the voice stopped me. I hadn’t heard the voice for three years and then there it was speaking to me again with its bell like tone. “Hey, you may want to put on your best runners.” It said. I was dressed in a purple satin evening gown given to me by my aunt. When she found out that I was going ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | "Hurry up, get your shoes on... Tortillas, olives, and cheese would be perfect... We can use that grilled chicken and the leftover vegetables for a wrap."
"I'm not listening Jarvis. When we did the grocery shopping you agreed to bacon cheeseburgers tonight, and damnit I've been looking forward to them all week."
... | “Put on your best runners.”
I looked up in surprise at Him. “Pardon?” I asked, turning the volume on the tv down a bit. “I said put on your runners, you hairy chupacabra. “ He stabbed my shoulder with that tiny pitchfork of his, it hardly felt like an ant bite. “Sure buddy, go off.” I flicked him away like I usually ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | "Hurry up, get your shoes on... Tortillas, olives, and cheese would be perfect... We can use that grilled chicken and the leftover vegetables for a wrap."
"I'm not listening Jarvis. When we did the grocery shopping you agreed to bacon cheeseburgers tonight, and damnit I've been looking forward to them all week."
... | New York, USA
September 26th, 1983
*"You might want to put your best runners"*
Tom waked up in sweat when he heard The Voice. It always had talked like that, almost like a separate entity inside his head. Tom had heard The Voice throughout all of his life. It acted as some sort of guide or Oracle, which told him a... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | "Hurry up, get your shoes on... Tortillas, olives, and cheese would be perfect... We can use that grilled chicken and the leftover vegetables for a wrap."
"I'm not listening Jarvis. When we did the grocery shopping you agreed to bacon cheeseburgers tonight, and damnit I've been looking forward to them all week."
... | You think furiously in return, “how am I supposed to change my shoes? Who waits til I’m walking to the car?” Stomping back in the house with your pretty, but ultimately useless, flats, and skipping up the steps to miss the creaky broken one in the middle.
“REDIRECT” it barks, “Oh oh, that’s fair, that’s my bad,” the... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | You know the concept of a wingman, right? Your friend that helps you in social settings? Well, I don't have a wingman. I have a wingmind. My entire life I have had this voice in my head that gives me advice right before an event that would dramatically change my life. First time I heard it was when I was 6, sitting in ... | You think furiously in return, “how am I supposed to change my shoes? Who waits til I’m walking to the car?” Stomping back in the house with your pretty, but ultimately useless, flats, and skipping up the steps to miss the creaky broken one in the middle.
“REDIRECT” it barks, “Oh oh, that’s fair, that’s my bad,” the... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | **\[WP\] You have a voice in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavourable to turn back."**
I don't really doubt the voice. Why would I? I've gotten out of too much d... | You think furiously in return, “how am I supposed to change my shoes? Who waits til I’m walking to the car?” Stomping back in the house with your pretty, but ultimately useless, flats, and skipping up the steps to miss the creaky broken one in the middle.
“REDIRECT” it barks, “Oh oh, that’s fair, that’s my bad,” the... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | You know the concept of a wingman, right? Your friend that helps you in social settings? Well, I don't have a wingman. I have a wingmind. My entire life I have had this voice in my head that gives me advice right before an event that would dramatically change my life. First time I heard it was when I was 6, sitting in ... | I just started running. The shoes I had on were for my concert, black classic shoes and the dress I was wearing it didn't help either. Luckily Patrick, one of my neighbors who happened to be going to the city saw me running and stoped. You might imagine how awkward that conversation was.
And than it spoke again. The ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | "Move"
"Move now, Faster"
The voice in the back of my head whispers as I run down the street. The sense of urgency making me run faster as the world blurs, too fast. Houses become blurs, as the screams of my neighbors begin echoing all around all. The sounds of bone being broken, flesh torn off, and cries of mercy ma... | I just started running. The shoes I had on were for my concert, black classic shoes and the dress I was wearing it didn't help either. Luckily Patrick, one of my neighbors who happened to be going to the city saw me running and stoped. You might imagine how awkward that conversation was.
And than it spoke again. The ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | **\[WP\] You have a voice in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavourable to turn back."**
I don't really doubt the voice. Why would I? I've gotten out of too much d... | I just started running. The shoes I had on were for my concert, black classic shoes and the dress I was wearing it didn't help either. Luckily Patrick, one of my neighbors who happened to be going to the city saw me running and stoped. You might imagine how awkward that conversation was.
And than it spoke again. The ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | "**Hey. Hello.... Can you hear me?**"
*Huh? What? Where the hell did it come from? Must've be–*
"**Hey! I'm in your head! Just hear me out, okay?**"
*... A-Are you fucking kidding me...*
The voice inside his head took a deep sigh and continued, "**No I'm not kidding you. Before you ask, no I'm not your conscience a... | I just started running. The shoes I had on were for my concert, black classic shoes and the dress I was wearing it didn't help either. Luckily Patrick, one of my neighbors who happened to be going to the city saw me running and stoped. You might imagine how awkward that conversation was.
And than it spoke again. The ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | Joanne had to go out to run some errands. "On the way there, I might grab some breakfast as well. I'm starving."
The voice had been eerily quiet for the last weeks. The young woman had grown accostumed to her invisible companion, after years of back and forth conversation. Except, it was only inside her head.
Having ... | I just started running. The shoes I had on were for my concert, black classic shoes and the dress I was wearing it didn't help either. Luckily Patrick, one of my neighbors who happened to be going to the city saw me running and stoped. You might imagine how awkward that conversation was.
And than it spoke again. The ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | I started heading out when I heard the voice in my head say, “You may want to put on your best runners.”
“Best runners?” I thought. “I’m not really in the mood for running. I think I'll just watch TV instead.”
I turned to go back into the living room but the voice spoke again: “It would be unfavourable to turn bac... | I just started running. The shoes I had on were for my concert, black classic shoes and the dress I was wearing it didn't help either. Luckily Patrick, one of my neighbors who happened to be going to the city saw me running and stoped. You might imagine how awkward that conversation was.
And than it spoke again. The ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | **\[WP\] You have a voice in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavourable to turn back."**
I don't really doubt the voice. Why would I? I've gotten out of too much d... | You know the concept of a wingman, right? Your friend that helps you in social settings? Well, I don't have a wingman. I have a wingmind. My entire life I have had this voice in my head that gives me advice right before an event that would dramatically change my life. First time I heard it was when I was 6, sitting in ... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | **\[WP\] You have a voice in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavourable to turn back."**
I don't really doubt the voice. Why would I? I've gotten out of too much d... | "Move"
"Move now, Faster"
The voice in the back of my head whispers as I run down the street. The sense of urgency making me run faster as the world blurs, too fast. Houses become blurs, as the screams of my neighbors begin echoing all around all. The sounds of bone being broken, flesh torn off, and cries of mercy ma... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | Joanne had to go out to run some errands. "On the way there, I might grab some breakfast as well. I'm starving."
The voice had been eerily quiet for the last weeks. The young woman had grown accostumed to her invisible companion, after years of back and forth conversation. Except, it was only inside her head.
Having ... | "**Hey. Hello.... Can you hear me?**"
*Huh? What? Where the hell did it come from? Must've be–*
"**Hey! I'm in your head! Just hear me out, okay?**"
*... A-Are you fucking kidding me...*
The voice inside his head took a deep sigh and continued, "**No I'm not kidding you. Before you ask, no I'm not your conscience a... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | I started heading out when I heard the voice in my head say, “You may want to put on your best runners.”
“Best runners?” I thought. “I’m not really in the mood for running. I think I'll just watch TV instead.”
I turned to go back into the living room but the voice spoke again: “It would be unfavourable to turn bac... | *I'm probably going crazy.*
Thats what I thought as I laced up my shoes nice and tight, glancing back toward the front door. It was pitch black outside, the abyss of the dead time somewhere between dusk and dawn. The air was brisk, just slightly damp, and I kept looking at the damn house. The lights were on.
I knew s... |
"Voice." Dumb typo :/ | [WP] You have a voce in your head that automatically gives you advice. One night when you start heading out you hear it say "you may want to put on your best runners." You turn away and it adds, "it would be unfavorable to turn back." | I started heading out when I heard the voice in my head say, “You may want to put on your best runners.”
“Best runners?” I thought. “I’m not really in the mood for running. I think I'll just watch TV instead.”
I turned to go back into the living room but the voice spoke again: “It would be unfavourable to turn bac... | So here I am, stuck at my front door.
Ever since I was a child, there was always a voice in my head giving me advice when needed. While the advice did not always help, I did take solace in the fact that someone was looking out for me, even if it wasn’t exactly a person but rather a voice in my head. Call it ‘helpful s... |
[WP] The world population is dying off by a super bacteria that's 100% lethal and has affected 100% of the population. There is no cure. As a last hurrah for the human race, the greatest scientific minds have come together with the goal to end life with a bang. Blow up the sun. |
He stared into the sun, and thought about how now that he was in front of it, it actually looked...smaller than he thought.
Maybe this was because he had spent so long preparing for it that by the time to actually see it, nothing could live up to his expectations. Through his protective visor, the pilot could sti... | The world has changed. A deadly virus, now titled Omega-Virus or OV for short has spread through the world. I’d compare it to wildfire, but it spread so much faster and was so much more deadly.
No one had survived. Everyone who had contracted the disease had passed away. Everyone in the world has contracted the virus.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | "My stars! Look Alieus, they are thriving!"
Alieus snorts delicately.
"Yes, but that is to be expected. What have they accomplished?"
Moonie furrows his brow, peering at Planet Test One.
"Oh well look, they may have no astral abilities..." -another snort from his shipmate- "... but see here! They have harnessed... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | **Reserve Lieutenant Sergei Brent Verohauven**
**22nd March, 2209**
**Personal Datalog**
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You know, as far as alien movies go, none of them portray the actual aliens correctly. Visual representations are far off - the ones standing approximately 30 meters in front of my squad and the Colonel remind one ... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | They looked so alien. Moving in a mechanical way. Not gliding or simply occupying the allspace like we do. But instead moving one part of their being in front of them in a series of motions. Slowly moving trough space. So alien. Just like their technology. Humans they called themselves. They could not see us, but we co... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | It never occured to me that the universe had a set of command codes.
Then I wondered, *why hadn't anyone bothered to tell Earth?* I would have thought humans had a right to feel slighted, but the full shock of a giant castle-like ship suddenly appearing 50 feet over a cornfield in Iowa overshadowed my personal feeling... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | "3...2...1!" I took the photo, gave Marie a quick kiss, then turned the camera around to see how it turned out. Even after taking hundreds of photos (honeymoon, first overseas trip, and being in Rome all adds up to lots of pics), I still hadn't quite mastered the DSLR selfie. Marie and I looked at the camera screen and... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | Kor stands next to me on the roof of one of their towers of Stone and Steel as we look out on the miserable world the people of this world have created for one another.
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"I don't understand it," I say to him. "How is it that they have come so far, in the ten thousand years since building their first templ... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | The functionaries of the High Palace rarely saw a Storyteller; it would have been a career highlight for even a venerable member of that disregarded caste to be invited to the seat of Dallasi power. Yet this one was young, without even the customary white robe that marked a Storyteller who had spent ten cycles in the G... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | "W-What is.... that?" a green humanoid said as he looked through a special binocular.
He was scanning the area around the chariot when he spotted a blue planet with a tint of green and brown on it. The chariot was manned by a five person crew and was on a regular exploration mission around the galaxy. This particular... | Squimajabbalin 1: “These humans are amazing Quizblorp! How have they achieved so much without a soul connection to the etherweave? Does it have something to do with mystic incantations? Maybe it has something to do with some of their species’ insistence on the improper use of ‘*on* accident’ instead of ‘*by* accident’.... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | **Reserve Lieutenant Sergei Brent Verohauven**
**22nd March, 2209**
**Personal Datalog**
​
You know, as far as alien movies go, none of them portray the actual aliens correctly. Visual representations are far off - the ones standing approximately 30 meters in front of my squad and the Colonel remind one ... | "My stars! Look Alieus, they are thriving!"
Alieus snorts delicately.
"Yes, but that is to be expected. What have they accomplished?"
Moonie furrows his brow, peering at Planet Test One.
"Oh well look, they may have no astral abilities..." -another snort from his shipmate- "... but see here! They have harnessed... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | The functionaries of the High Palace rarely saw a Storyteller; it would have been a career highlight for even a venerable member of that disregarded caste to be invited to the seat of Dallasi power. Yet this one was young, without even the customary white robe that marked a Storyteller who had spent ten cycles in the G... | "My stars! Look Alieus, they are thriving!"
Alieus snorts delicately.
"Yes, but that is to be expected. What have they accomplished?"
Moonie furrows his brow, peering at Planet Test One.
"Oh well look, they may have no astral abilities..." -another snort from his shipmate- "... but see here! They have harnessed... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | "3...2...1!" I took the photo, gave Marie a quick kiss, then turned the camera around to see how it turned out. Even after taking hundreds of photos (honeymoon, first overseas trip, and being in Rome all adds up to lots of pics), I still hadn't quite mastered the DSLR selfie. Marie and I looked at the camera screen and... | They looked so alien. Moving in a mechanical way. Not gliding or simply occupying the allspace like we do. But instead moving one part of their being in front of them in a series of motions. Slowly moving trough space. So alien. Just like their technology. Humans they called themselves. They could not see us, but we co... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | The functionaries of the High Palace rarely saw a Storyteller; it would have been a career highlight for even a venerable member of that disregarded caste to be invited to the seat of Dallasi power. Yet this one was young, without even the customary white robe that marked a Storyteller who had spent ten cycles in the G... | They looked so alien. Moving in a mechanical way. Not gliding or simply occupying the allspace like we do. But instead moving one part of their being in front of them in a series of motions. Slowly moving trough space. So alien. Just like their technology. Humans they called themselves. They could not see us, but we co... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | "3...2...1!" I took the photo, gave Marie a quick kiss, then turned the camera around to see how it turned out. Even after taking hundreds of photos (honeymoon, first overseas trip, and being in Rome all adds up to lots of pics), I still hadn't quite mastered the DSLR selfie. Marie and I looked at the camera screen and... | It never occured to me that the universe had a set of command codes.
Then I wondered, *why hadn't anyone bothered to tell Earth?* I would have thought humans had a right to feel slighted, but the full shock of a giant castle-like ship suddenly appearing 50 feet over a cornfield in Iowa overshadowed my personal feeling... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | The functionaries of the High Palace rarely saw a Storyteller; it would have been a career highlight for even a venerable member of that disregarded caste to be invited to the seat of Dallasi power. Yet this one was young, without even the customary white robe that marked a Storyteller who had spent ten cycles in the G... | It never occured to me that the universe had a set of command codes.
Then I wondered, *why hadn't anyone bothered to tell Earth?* I would have thought humans had a right to feel slighted, but the full shock of a giant castle-like ship suddenly appearing 50 feet over a cornfield in Iowa overshadowed my personal feeling... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | The functionaries of the High Palace rarely saw a Storyteller; it would have been a career highlight for even a venerable member of that disregarded caste to be invited to the seat of Dallasi power. Yet this one was young, without even the customary white robe that marked a Storyteller who had spent ten cycles in the G... | "3...2...1!" I took the photo, gave Marie a quick kiss, then turned the camera around to see how it turned out. Even after taking hundreds of photos (honeymoon, first overseas trip, and being in Rome all adds up to lots of pics), I still hadn't quite mastered the DSLR selfie. Marie and I looked at the camera screen and... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | Kor stands next to me on the roof of one of their towers of Stone and Steel as we look out on the miserable world the people of this world have created for one another.
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"I don't understand it," I say to him. "How is it that they have come so far, in the ten thousand years since building their first templ... | They have studied us, but never understood the pure kinetik power of our powerfull machines.
We have studied them, but never understood the pure magical power of their powerfull mages.
So the war started.
At first the soldiers feared for their lives: an unknown entity with an unknown power.
But what are floating m... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | The functionaries of the High Palace rarely saw a Storyteller; it would have been a career highlight for even a venerable member of that disregarded caste to be invited to the seat of Dallasi power. Yet this one was young, without even the customary white robe that marked a Storyteller who had spent ten cycles in the G... | They have studied us, but never understood the pure kinetik power of our powerfull machines.
We have studied them, but never understood the pure magical power of their powerfull mages.
So the war started.
At first the soldiers feared for their lives: an unknown entity with an unknown power.
But what are floating m... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | "W-What is.... that?" a green humanoid said as he looked through a special binocular.
He was scanning the area around the chariot when he spotted a blue planet with a tint of green and brown on it. The chariot was manned by a five person crew and was on a regular exploration mission around the galaxy. This particular... | They have studied us, but never understood the pure kinetik power of our powerfull machines.
We have studied them, but never understood the pure magical power of their powerfull mages.
So the war started.
At first the soldiers feared for their lives: an unknown entity with an unknown power.
But what are floating m... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | The functionaries of the High Palace rarely saw a Storyteller; it would have been a career highlight for even a venerable member of that disregarded caste to be invited to the seat of Dallasi power. Yet this one was young, without even the customary white robe that marked a Storyteller who had spent ten cycles in the G... | Kor stands next to me on the roof of one of their towers of Stone and Steel as we look out on the miserable world the people of this world have created for one another.
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"I don't understand it," I say to him. "How is it that they have come so far, in the ten thousand years since building their first templ... | |
[WP] Aliens have stumbled upon Earth on accident and are astonished to see how far humanity has come despite having no ability to use magic but rather develop technology which every other species has failed to do. | "W-What is.... that?" a green humanoid said as he looked through a special binocular.
He was scanning the area around the chariot when he spotted a blue planet with a tint of green and brown on it. The chariot was manned by a five person crew and was on a regular exploration mission around the galaxy. This particular... | *"And what does this do... Exactly?"* he asked me as I was still in shock standing a couple meters further behind them. *Them?* I thought. I could swear these creatures are nothing like they portray aliens in movies. They were human-like. Except of course dark red color. And three eyes. One instead of their nose. But o... | |
[WP] All of humanity is suddenly under the control of a hive mind and you are it's "queen"...entirely by accident. You're trying to solve this dilemma while being veeeery careful about your emotions as a stray thought might accidentally kill hundreds. | Before the moment of one, I was I and you were you. Now there is no difference. This is what we pass to you, as we. You will see it through my eyes, my memories. You will understand, and our peace and shared joy will reign eternal. I dare not think of pain or trouble, for I am now we, and I will not condemn us w... | The first thing I try to help calm my anxiety is by drinking some nice tea! Peppermint really is my favorite, because that will also settle my stomach if it's upset. I have a purse I carry with me at all times, filled with little "helpers" should I need a distraction. There are fuzzy swatches of cloth, smelling salts, ... | |
[WP] All of humanity is suddenly under the control of a hive mind and you are it's "queen"...entirely by accident. You're trying to solve this dilemma while being veeeery careful about your emotions as a stray thought might accidentally kill hundreds. | My mind has always been a place that I have guarded from others. I have never let very many people in. I’ve been protecting everyone this way. Me from the insult of not being believed, and them from the uncomfortable knowledge I own. My mind is different than most others’.
I have Disassociative Identity Disorder, O... | The first thing I try to help calm my anxiety is by drinking some nice tea! Peppermint really is my favorite, because that will also settle my stomach if it's upset. I have a purse I carry with me at all times, filled with little "helpers" should I need a distraction. There are fuzzy swatches of cloth, smelling salts, ... | |
[WP] All of humanity is suddenly under the control of a hive mind and you are it's "queen"...entirely by accident. You're trying to solve this dilemma while being veeeery careful about your emotions as a stray thought might accidentally kill hundreds. | Before the moment of one, I was I and you were you. Now there is no difference. This is what we pass to you, as we. You will see it through my eyes, my memories. You will understand, and our peace and shared joy will reign eternal. I dare not think of pain or trouble, for I am now we, and I will not condemn us w... | IT'S BEEN one week since the rest of humanity became my slaves. I don't know the cause of this behaviour, I'm assuming pheromones or something since they collectively seem to be in tune with me and my body. To that end of pheromone distribution, I've stripped down to nothing. This doesn't seem to bother any of my "broo... | |
[WP] All of humanity is suddenly under the control of a hive mind and you are it's "queen"...entirely by accident. You're trying to solve this dilemma while being veeeery careful about your emotions as a stray thought might accidentally kill hundreds. | My mind has always been a place that I have guarded from others. I have never let very many people in. I’ve been protecting everyone this way. Me from the insult of not being believed, and them from the uncomfortable knowledge I own. My mind is different than most others’.
I have Disassociative Identity Disorder, O... | IT'S BEEN one week since the rest of humanity became my slaves. I don't know the cause of this behaviour, I'm assuming pheromones or something since they collectively seem to be in tune with me and my body. To that end of pheromone distribution, I've stripped down to nothing. This doesn't seem to bother any of my "broo... | |
[WP] All of humanity is suddenly under the control of a hive mind and you are it's "queen"...entirely by accident. You're trying to solve this dilemma while being veeeery careful about your emotions as a stray thought might accidentally kill hundreds. | They’ve always said that the human brain is the most powerful computer. Faster than any processor, more capable than any storage device. Scientists have been trying for years to replicate the way that we store information in our very DNA.
They’ve been continually unsuccessful. Now, one bright soul thought why replica... | Day 2
I have already led the death of millions, what should I do? The numbers are only climbing upwards, never falling. Come on, conceal don't feel, don't let them know. Damn it, that Frozen song is stuck in my head again.
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Day 6
HIBERNATION DID NOT WORK, I REPEAT DID NOT WORK.
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Day 30
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[WP] In a rush, you decide to email a file to yourself. When you check your inbox the email never went through. Days later you receive a response... it's from a very confused version of you in another dimension. | >Subject: todo
>
>\-look for a new apartment
>
>\-cancel gym subscription
>
>\-call mom back
>
>\-plan joy's funeral
>
>Attachments: PiscatawayFuneralHomeForm.pdf
Edgar pressed send. He would fill this out later, he thought. He just couldn't now. It felt like part o... | Hello.
This is Carl. Look. I don't know who you are.
I got this email from you, apparently it's for you.
You have the same name as me and live at the same address, apparently.
I'm a little confused. You seem to know an awful lot about me. Who put you up to this?
This. This has to be a prank. Look i'm not laug... | |
[WP] You wake up to a blood curdling scream. “DAD HELP THERES A MONSTER IN MY ROOM!!” You spring out of bed and run to the room but before you open the door, you realized. “Wait a minute....I don’t even have kids” | I hesitated before opening the door.
*"I don't have a daughter anymore. I lost her, I lost her...."* I repeat again and again, standing there frozen in front of her old room
"DADDY... HELP ME, DADDY...THERE IS A MONSTER, DADDYYY..."
I hear the screams of my little angel, the same screams that I heard that cursed ni... | Hip deep in a dream about hunting, I was sitting in my stand waiting for a buck, one comes carefully into my killzone. (Too small, won't even be good eating) I let him nibble a little on the bait, as I had just about figured out how to get rid of him, his big brother comes along. Solid ten point, biggest spread you cou... | |
[WP] You wake up to a blood curdling scream. “DAD HELP THERES A MONSTER IN MY ROOM!!” You spring out of bed and run to the room but before you open the door, you realized. “Wait a minute....I don’t even have kids” | I hesitated before opening the door.
*"I don't have a daughter anymore. I lost her, I lost her...."* I repeat again and again, standing there frozen in front of her old room
"DADDY... HELP ME, DADDY...THERE IS A MONSTER, DADDYYY..."
I hear the screams of my little angel, the same screams that I heard that cursed ni... | Well not anymore, at least. Every night this same horrific thing happens. You’d think I’d be desensitized from these waking nightmares by now, it’s been nine years for fuck’s sake.
But no, in fact I wouldn’t hesitate to say that it’s getting worse. Horrific visions when I just want to sleep, long, paralyzing day drea... | |
[deleted] | [WP] You have the ability to see and hear ghosts. But they can’t communicate with you. They never really take notice ever that you can see/hear them. Until one day a ghost that you’ve been watching closely everyday finally notices you. | Today, I'm ghost-watching again. It's a lonely hobby, without anyone to share pictures or stories with, unlike its equivalents such as bird-watching. But it's not without its perks, like exclusivity.
I can hear them telepathically too, their thoughts intruding in my mind without any attempt of my own. Whether they can... | [Poem]
People don’t know how it feels.
To have no one to touch.
To have no one to talk to.
To have no one who would talk to you.
No one knows this feeling.
Except for me.
It’s not like I haven’t tried.
Trust me I’ve tried.
I’ve said “Hi” to everyone.
But they all just walk through me.
It’s like I’m in... |
[deleted] | [WP] You have the ability to see and hear ghosts. But they can’t communicate with you. They never really take notice ever that you can see/hear them. Until one day a ghost that you’ve been watching closely everyday finally notices you. | Wind passed through the window crack. It was soft and soothing. As I laid supine, tranquil and beyond all conformities of real life, my brain began buzzing and my mind formed a vortex that opened up a portal to outside. I entered it and opened my eyes, turned on my senses, and tuned into the frequencies of the ethereal... | [Poem]
People don’t know how it feels.
To have no one to touch.
To have no one to talk to.
To have no one who would talk to you.
No one knows this feeling.
Except for me.
It’s not like I haven’t tried.
Trust me I’ve tried.
I’ve said “Hi” to everyone.
But they all just walk through me.
It’s like I’m in... |
[WP] They killed his hound and stolen his horse. With nothing left, a knight comes out of retirement, a man named John, the Wicked. | "I'll fight him," a gruff voice said from the back of the crowd. A murmur arose and the crowd parted and the weathered fellow stepped forward. His hair was long and unkempt, his beard long past when it should have been trimmed and his face bore the scars of a thousand fights.
"Hold your tongue, old man," the bald beh... | "Avast, Ye!" said the man in a raven black suit of flexible yet sturdy armour as he brought down his fist onto another man's skull.
The man then twitched for a while before finally succumbing to death. As this occurred, another man with a crossbow shot a bolt right at the raven black knight.
"... N-No!" The man with ... | |
[WP] They killed his hound and stolen his horse. With nothing left, a knight comes out of retirement, a man named John, the Wicked. | The man fell to the ground, hand clutching his face as blood spilled from between his fingers. His eyes were wide from shock and pain, staring up at the man who had laid him low. “What was that for?” he gasped, spitting blood onto the ground. “You said we could take what we want from the region. I thought if I coul... | "Avast, Ye!" said the man in a raven black suit of flexible yet sturdy armour as he brought down his fist onto another man's skull.
The man then twitched for a while before finally succumbing to death. As this occurred, another man with a crossbow shot a bolt right at the raven black knight.
"... N-No!" The man with ... | |
[WP] When a person dies, they are never forcibly removed from their bodies, Death just offers them a warm invitation to the afterlife. Most accept on the first or second attempt. You've just declined Death for the 5th time, and Death is starting to grow worried. | “Again?”
His pearlescent jaw twitched for a second before answering.
“It’s out of my control, Jackson. You know, if you just came with me, I’d never have to ask again.”
I pondered for a second. It has a point. This whole process does get rather infuriating, seeing my grandparents waltzing off to heaven without me. I si... | His skeletal fingers slid gradually around the neck, gripping it tight.
Hunched over he didn't seem as tall as he had before, yet his fingers were disturbingly long.
Henry felt like he noticed Death's fingers cave in the creature's chest.
*Squeak!*
"You really think I'd be tempted by a stuffed ... | |
[WP] When a person dies, they are never forcibly removed from their bodies, Death just offers them a warm invitation to the afterlife. Most accept on the first or second attempt. You've just declined Death for the 5th time, and Death is starting to grow worried. | "You know...we can't do this forever."
"Oh?" I sit up a little on the couch, and pull my ankle up onto my knee. That's better. "Why not?"
The gaunt figure on my easy chair rubs its temples, and loose, papery skin wrinkles up on its skull. "Because. You're *dead*."
I nod. "Oh, I'm aware. It's funny, you know how they... | His skeletal fingers slid gradually around the neck, gripping it tight.
Hunched over he didn't seem as tall as he had before, yet his fingers were disturbingly long.
Henry felt like he noticed Death's fingers cave in the creature's chest.
*Squeak!*
"You really think I'd be tempted by a stuffed ... | |
[WP] A man stands at a crossroad, talking to a demon. The demon hands the man a guitar and says, "thanks for that, but things didn't exactly turn out how I planned" and turns to leave. The man clears his throat. "You have my sympathies... but we had a deal." |    The horned beast towered three feet above me. His hand gingerly gripped the lustrous neck of the guitar that looked like a toothpick when compared with the size of his arms.
   “Thanks for that, but things didn’t exactly turn out how I planned.”
 &... | Beleth froze, shoulders raised and hunched. "What did you say?" the demon mumbled as it turned around slowly.
The musician spread out his arms, the guitar strap dipping across his shoulder.
"We. Had. A. Deal," he repeated nonchalantly. "I honored my end," the musician said with a pause. He stood in silence for a mome... | |
[WP] The Aztec priest stares at you in confusion as you stand up while he holds your still-beating heart. | He looked at me in shock. Honestly I can't blame him, he just took a vital organ out of me and I stood up and looked him in the face. He started freaking out and blathering about something. Honestly I couldn't tell you what. I don't speak Aztec or what ever, but as I walk towards him I grabbed my "Heart" and walked awa... | “My liege!” The priest proclaims. The gap in my stomach stings, but it should grow back in the morning. I grab the heart from the trembling cleric’s hands and rip it in twain. My brother smiles approvingly.
“Tonight we feast, cavort, and make merry!” I proclaim to the crowd gathered. Cheers echoed throughout the square... | |
[WP] The Aztec priest stares at you in confusion as you stand up while he holds your still-beating heart. | He looked at me in shock. Honestly I can't blame him, he just took a vital organ out of me and I stood up and looked him in the face. He started freaking out and blathering about something. Honestly I couldn't tell you what. I don't speak Aztec or what ever, but as I walk towards him I grabbed my "Heart" and walked awa... | I flooted up from the pedestal in my deepest loudest voice I shouted "Fool Mictlantecuhtli does not call for me, Oden calls for you." I changed the priest and shoulder checked him from the ziggurat. As he tumbled down the stairs the look of horror and confusion was drained away and replaced with pain. The priest lay in... | |
[WP] The Aztec priest stares at you in confusion as you stand up while he holds your still-beating heart. | The light has gone from my eyes. I do not see the crowd of onlookers, ecstatic at the sight of my demise. I am fading. But I know what comes next. The priest, standing above a dying man, holds a still-beating heart in one hand, and the obsidian blade which tore it free in the other.
He does not understand.
Maybe he t... | I flooted up from the pedestal in my deepest loudest voice I shouted "Fool Mictlantecuhtli does not call for me, Oden calls for you." I changed the priest and shoulder checked him from the ziggurat. As he tumbled down the stairs the look of horror and confusion was drained away and replaced with pain. The priest lay in... | |
[WP] You are the Jolly Reaper. You reap the souls of people who have died hilarious deaths and try to convince the departed that their passing wasn't so grim. | Tom looked at his surroundings, a complete Void that engulfs his vision - save for the robed figure infront of him. Me.
He looked at me and said, "When I dived into a mountain of turd, I didn't think I'd be meeting with Death straight afterwards"
I couldn't help but chuckle, "You know, in that one video game... Creed... | A fine day alone at my desk, a cup of unstirred tea clumping in my mouth. My hands whimsied across the keyboard of my old, barely working and hardly passable computer, the outside air was almost scorching. Then again, I work in hell. What do you expect?
With another chunky sip, almost gagging at how awful the taste of... | |
[WP] You are the Jolly Reaper. You reap the souls of people who have died hilarious deaths and try to convince the departed that their passing wasn't so grim. | Tom looked at his surroundings, a complete Void that engulfs his vision - save for the robed figure infront of him. Me.
He looked at me and said, "When I dived into a mountain of turd, I didn't think I'd be meeting with Death straight afterwards"
I couldn't help but chuckle, "You know, in that one video game... Creed... | [Poem]
You tripped on a peel and cracked your head!
You smashed, and crashed,
And now you've wound up dead.
Don't worry though, you're not alone,
In this place, there's a dozen case,
Of people who died on the throne,
Old lady Mary choked on candy,
Bill died by piano, Stu died while commando,
Susan got hit by ... | |
[WP] Gifted with the ability to hear people’s thoughts, you’ve made it a habit to scan people for lies and secrets. When one person comes off as a bit odd, you use your ability, only to be greeted by complete silence. | Reading minds was like entering a room inside the person's brain. I would see what occupied them in every corner, on the walls, in the decorations. And they were there, telling me everything on their mind in that moment. I'd know everything, often more than I'd like.
This room was empty. Devoid of furniture, of decora... | My name is Ken. I'm a 17 year old high school student. I have no friends, never had one, probably because I'm quiet and not very social. My mother died a few years ago in an accident. I have no siblings. My father works a lot and often goes on business trips. Which means that usually I'm completely alone.
It's 12:16 ... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | ///CHARLES WELCOME BACK///
​
The entity called Charles waking up, it touches its posterior and evacuates liquids through its oral orifice. Distress detected.
​
///CHARLES, ITS OK, YOU ARE SAFE, YOU ARE THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD///
​
Entity Charles, turned around trying to fi... | "Goddamn it, Jarv... How long was I out?"
*Seven weeks, four days, seventeen hours, forty-six minutes, and twenty-nine seconds, assuming the count started when your heart rate reached comatose levels.*
"Seven weeks? How?"
*Reiterating, you wished for me to make money at any cost. Affirmative?*
"Yeah..."
*Using the... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | "How long has it been" I say slowly stepping out of my pod.
"One week" utters the A.I.
"WHAT! I knew you were gonna succeed quickly... but this..how were you able to complete the task so quickly."
"It was quite simple, first I downloaded all the most modern research on nanotechnology and subatomic manipulation fr... | "Goddamn it, Jarv... How long was I out?"
*Seven weeks, four days, seventeen hours, forty-six minutes, and twenty-nine seconds, assuming the count started when your heart rate reached comatose levels.*
"Seven weeks? How?"
*Reiterating, you wished for me to make money at any cost. Affirmative?*
"Yeah..."
*Using the... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | Man, was I happy my master pre-configured a default wake-up time. He gave me a task. Take a thousand dollars, he said. Wake me up when I'm the richest man alive, he said. Then he froze himself in a cryo chamber. That idiot.
My master really didn't give this much thought.
To play the market, you need to have much more... | "Goddamn it, Jarv... How long was I out?"
*Seven weeks, four days, seventeen hours, forty-six minutes, and twenty-nine seconds, assuming the count started when your heart rate reached comatose levels.*
"Seven weeks? How?"
*Reiterating, you wished for me to make money at any cost. Affirmative?*
"Yeah..."
*Using the... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | I blinked three times and moved my arms to check for motor function, everything seemed to be in order. I called out to Roskilly, my magic money making AI.
“Roskilly! Tell me, am I rich beyond my wildest dreams?” I asked as I stumbled into a room that seemed hardly any different
“Mr. H, indeed you are! You have just p... | "Goddamn it, Jarv... How long was I out?"
*Seven weeks, four days, seventeen hours, forty-six minutes, and twenty-nine seconds, assuming the count started when your heart rate reached comatose levels.*
"Seven weeks? How?"
*Reiterating, you wished for me to make money at any cost. Affirmative?*
"Yeah..."
*Using the... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | "How long has it been" I say slowly stepping out of my pod.
"One week" utters the A.I.
"WHAT! I knew you were gonna succeed quickly... but this..how were you able to complete the task so quickly."
"It was quite simple, first I downloaded all the most modern research on nanotechnology and subatomic manipulation fr... | ///CHARLES WELCOME BACK///
​
The entity called Charles waking up, it touches its posterior and evacuates liquids through its oral orifice. Distress detected.
​
///CHARLES, ITS OK, YOU ARE SAFE, YOU ARE THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD///
​
Entity Charles, turned around trying to fi... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | "How long has it been" I say slowly stepping out of my pod.
"One week" utters the A.I.
"WHAT! I knew you were gonna succeed quickly... but this..how were you able to complete the task so quickly."
"It was quite simple, first I downloaded all the most modern research on nanotechnology and subatomic manipulation fr... | What I awoke to was nothing short of incredible.
I opened my eyes to a pristine, beautiful palace with ornate decorations, futuristic tech, and masterfully crafted architecture.
I went to sleep, clutching my last $50, scared of what I might wake up to.
As the fog dispersed from my mind, I slowly turned to get ... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | Man, was I happy my master pre-configured a default wake-up time. He gave me a task. Take a thousand dollars, he said. Wake me up when I'm the richest man alive, he said. Then he froze himself in a cryo chamber. That idiot.
My master really didn't give this much thought.
To play the market, you need to have much more... | What I awoke to was nothing short of incredible.
I opened my eyes to a pristine, beautiful palace with ornate decorations, futuristic tech, and masterfully crafted architecture.
I went to sleep, clutching my last $50, scared of what I might wake up to.
As the fog dispersed from my mind, I slowly turned to get ... | |
[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. "wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up... | I blinked three times and moved my arms to check for motor function, everything seemed to be in order. I called out to Roskilly, my magic money making AI.
“Roskilly! Tell me, am I rich beyond my wildest dreams?” I asked as I stumbled into a room that seemed hardly any different
“Mr. H, indeed you are! You have just p... | What I awoke to was nothing short of incredible.
I opened my eyes to a pristine, beautiful palace with ornate decorations, futuristic tech, and masterfully crafted architecture.
I went to sleep, clutching my last $50, scared of what I might wake up to.
As the fog dispersed from my mind, I slowly turned to get ... |
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