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[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | Want to have a chat with Lizzie Borden?
Want to shoot the breeze with Adolf Hitler?
Want to know if your mean grade school teacher got what she deserved?
Then come on down to HeLL, where the fire's hot and the damned are always burning.
Schedule an appointment to chat with your favorite malevolent idol or simply en... | Visit Hell! It Beats New Jersey! | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | Come to Hell, there's no Mormons here! | Visit Hell! It Beats New Jersey! | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | Think about everything that's considered sinful.
We have all of that stuff. All you can eat. All the time, any time.
Don't worry, it's always someones eternal torment to do that thing you want to do with you. | Visit Hell! It Beats New Jersey! | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | If you're looking to spice up your life, take a trip to Hell. Try our spas, where you can have your skin flayed off and magically grown anew in our fiery hot tubs. Guaranteed to leave you feeling fresher than ever before. Tour the one-of-a-kind National Museum of Torture and Punishment. Mountain climb on one of Hel... | Visit Hell! It Beats New Jersey! | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | *Don LaFontaine narrating*
**Hell used to be a place for torment.**
*Lonnie, stock footage from all the big Hollywood representations of Hell here. The more big-name stars (still living) you can insert, the better*
**But times have changed, and so has Hell.**
*George Lucas-style wipe here from stock footage to the... | Visit Hell! It Beats New Jersey! | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | *Don LaFontaine narrating*
**Hell used to be a place for torment.**
*Lonnie, stock footage from all the big Hollywood representations of Hell here. The more big-name stars (still living) you can insert, the better*
**But times have changed, and so has Hell.**
*George Lucas-style wipe here from stock footage to the... | Want to have a chat with Lizzie Borden?
Want to shoot the breeze with Adolf Hitler?
Want to know if your mean grade school teacher got what she deserved?
Then come on down to HeLL, where the fire's hot and the damned are always burning.
Schedule an appointment to chat with your favorite malevolent idol or simply en... | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | Think about everything that's considered sinful.
We have all of that stuff. All you can eat. All the time, any time.
Don't worry, it's always someones eternal torment to do that thing you want to do with you. | Bored of heaven? Wondering what happened to those middle school classmates who skipped out on church? Ever wanted to live a little?
Book a weekend getaway full of sinful delight in hell! Pack that bathing suit (or don't, we don't do dresscodes) and give us a call at 111-134-1134.^^^souls,non-refundable | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | If you're looking to spice up your life, take a trip to Hell. Try our spas, where you can have your skin flayed off and magically grown anew in our fiery hot tubs. Guaranteed to leave you feeling fresher than ever before. Tour the one-of-a-kind National Museum of Torture and Punishment. Mountain climb on one of Hel... | Bored of heaven? Wondering what happened to those middle school classmates who skipped out on church? Ever wanted to live a little?
Book a weekend getaway full of sinful delight in hell! Pack that bathing suit (or don't, we don't do dresscodes) and give us a call at 111-134-1134.^^^souls,non-refundable | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | *Don LaFontaine narrating*
**Hell used to be a place for torment.**
*Lonnie, stock footage from all the big Hollywood representations of Hell here. The more big-name stars (still living) you can insert, the better*
**But times have changed, and so has Hell.**
*George Lucas-style wipe here from stock footage to the... | Bored of heaven? Wondering what happened to those middle school classmates who skipped out on church? Ever wanted to live a little?
Book a weekend getaway full of sinful delight in hell! Pack that bathing suit (or don't, we don't do dresscodes) and give us a call at 111-134-1134.^^^souls,non-refundable | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | *Don LaFontaine narrating*
**Hell used to be a place for torment.**
*Lonnie, stock footage from all the big Hollywood representations of Hell here. The more big-name stars (still living) you can insert, the better*
**But times have changed, and so has Hell.**
*George Lucas-style wipe here from stock footage to the... | Think about everything that's considered sinful.
We have all of that stuff. All you can eat. All the time, any time.
Don't worry, it's always someones eternal torment to do that thing you want to do with you. | |
[WP] In an effort to increase revenue, the Hell Department of Tourism has begun advertising. Write an advertisement for vacationing in Hell that actually would make me want to go. | *Don LaFontaine narrating*
**Hell used to be a place for torment.**
*Lonnie, stock footage from all the big Hollywood representations of Hell here. The more big-name stars (still living) you can insert, the better*
**But times have changed, and so has Hell.**
*George Lucas-style wipe here from stock footage to the... | If you're looking to spice up your life, take a trip to Hell. Try our spas, where you can have your skin flayed off and magically grown anew in our fiery hot tubs. Guaranteed to leave you feeling fresher than ever before. Tour the one-of-a-kind National Museum of Torture and Punishment. Mountain climb on one of Hel... | |
I'm talking "Voldemort impregnates Harry" disgusting | [WP] Write the most disgusting, cringe-y, fanboy/girl-y fan fiction that you can. | 1 day, a gurl was on redit and she was very very lonly.
Then she went on /r/Wrightingpromts and fel in luv with username.
da username was named /u/Pelican457.
gurl was scared that Pelly wold not lik her, but she lik him, so she says 2 herslf "YOLO" over an over agan becuse tats wat her motha taught her befor she ... | LOL Hey guise!!!!!!!11 My name is Nanako! Not really but I LOVEEEE going by my Japanese alias. ITS SO KAWAIIIDESUUU. So this fanfiction is about SHERLOCK. My all time favorite TV show EVAR. Like LOLOMFG its so good and I love all of the gay undertones with John and Sherlock!!! so yeah this story is gonna be gay you got... |
Harry Dresden is a magical private investigator and member of the magical secret police of The White Council called the "Wardens".
For reference, the Laws of Magic in the Dresdenverse are:
1. Thou Shalt Not Kill by Use of Magic.
2. Thou Shalt Not Transform Others.
3. Thou Shalt Not Invade the Mind of Another.
4... | [WP] Harry Dresden is sent to investigate one or more of the Sailor Scouts breaking one of the 7Laws of Magic | I'm not sure I've ever seen a Sailor Scout break one of those laws though. They were pretty candy-ass. | If I knew anything about the Sailor Scouts I'd be all over this. As it is, I know nothing about the Sailor Scouts but love Harry Dresden. You have my interest... |
Harry Dresden is a magical private investigator and member of the magical secret police of The White Council called the "Wardens".
For reference, the Laws of Magic in the Dresdenverse are:
1. Thou Shalt Not Kill by Use of Magic.
2. Thou Shalt Not Transform Others.
3. Thou Shalt Not Invade the Mind of Another.
4... | [WP] Harry Dresden is sent to investigate one or more of the Sailor Scouts breaking one of the 7Laws of Magic | In my basement apartment in Chicago, a neglected telephone began to ring. I decided it was best to ignore it as I carefully poured a mixture of depleted uranium and corn syrup into a glass vial containing three tears from a werewolf and olive oil.
"Uh, Harry?" Bob the skull said from his perch on the bookshelf.
"... | If I knew anything about the Sailor Scouts I'd be all over this. As it is, I know nothing about the Sailor Scouts but love Harry Dresden. You have my interest... |
Harry Dresden is a magical private investigator and member of the magical secret police of The White Council called the "Wardens".
For reference, the Laws of Magic in the Dresdenverse are:
1. Thou Shalt Not Kill by Use of Magic.
2. Thou Shalt Not Transform Others.
3. Thou Shalt Not Invade the Mind of Another.
4... | [WP] Harry Dresden is sent to investigate one or more of the Sailor Scouts breaking one of the 7Laws of Magic | In my basement apartment in Chicago, a neglected telephone began to ring. I decided it was best to ignore it as I carefully poured a mixture of depleted uranium and corn syrup into a glass vial containing three tears from a werewolf and olive oil.
"Uh, Harry?" Bob the skull said from his perch on the bookshelf.
"... | I'm not sure I've ever seen a Sailor Scout break one of those laws though. They were pretty candy-ass. |
Edit: It's its. Not it's. I blame my phone's autocorrect. | [WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten. | Police tape and sirens. Officers in blue holding up their hands to hold back the crowd raising their cell phones high above their heads to get a picture of the most sensational story of the year. Men in white suits and blue caps with surgical masks walking around the half-eaten mess on the beach.
I looked up at my fa... | It smelled like goddamn rotten eggs and the shithouse his da had refused to tear down despite his ma's orders. Despite the chill of the morning the putrid scent seemed to ooze through every crack and hole in his doors and windows, and finally at ten o'clock on that March morning he left his broken down shack to find ou... |
Edit: It's its. Not it's. I blame my phone's autocorrect. | [WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten. | No stories ending with " I need about tree fiddy." I'm proud of you reddit. | It smelled like goddamn rotten eggs and the shithouse his da had refused to tear down despite his ma's orders. Despite the chill of the morning the putrid scent seemed to ooze through every crack and hole in his doors and windows, and finally at ten o'clock on that March morning he left his broken down shack to find ou... |
Edit: It's its. Not it's. I blame my phone's autocorrect. | [WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten. | No stories ending with " I need about tree fiddy." I'm proud of you reddit. | Th' gam was terrible.
'At they waur. Cakey bampots cooldnae dreich mah gran's auld cunt. Ah hink ah was blooter'd 10 minutes in.
What's 'at?
Is 'at Nessie?
Ah hink so.
Didne ken it was real.
Nessie's a right bludy mess.
Whit coods hae dain 'at tae 'er?
Somethin' awfy.
Whit shoods we dae? Divit monster hunter... |
Edit: It's its. Not it's. I blame my phone's autocorrect. | [WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten. | All these years of chasing mythical beasts around the world and never catching anything on film but shadows and muffled static were taking their toll on my faith. Sure, I could tell you about the time I chased Bigfoot through the mountains of Colorado, or the days I spent frantically hiding from a hungry Chupacabra in ... | Th' gam was terrible.
'At they waur. Cakey bampots cooldnae dreich mah gran's auld cunt. Ah hink ah was blooter'd 10 minutes in.
What's 'at?
Is 'at Nessie?
Ah hink so.
Didne ken it was real.
Nessie's a right bludy mess.
Whit coods hae dain 'at tae 'er?
Somethin' awfy.
Whit shoods we dae? Divit monster hunter... |
[WP] All Internet Anonymity Dissapears | I think that we all thought like children...y'know back when the internet was first born, if you can't see me you can't catch me.
Everyone played hide and seek with the bounds of law and moral decency, so painfully sure that if they covered their own face the people seeking to eliminate such things would pass over the... | "I love the government! The government is the greatest and would never do anything that isn't in our best interest. Why would I write anything bad about how internet anonyminity is gone? Now that it is gone we can truly be ourselves on the internet. Thanks government, you're my best friend." | |
Originally, I wanted to write a joke with this premise, but it might be something more suited to a short piece of fiction. Or a joke. Whichever. | [WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery. | He raised a gloved hand, wiping a thumb over the glass of the rifle scope to clear the condensation that had built up from his warm breath in the cold morning air. December had come and gone, and weeks of hunger and exhaustion left him trembling as the winter air caressed his frigid features. All the padding and fabric... | *Click*
"Don't move."
I knew it. I heard the rocks move outside but I was so focused on that loaf of bread. I haven't eaten in days, I haven't heard from HQ in days, and here I am. With a pistol pointed at my ear.
"I see you found some bread. Give it here."
He sounded like a dog as he tore into the loaf, ripping... |
Originally, I wanted to write a joke with this premise, but it might be something more suited to a short piece of fiction. Or a joke. Whichever. | [WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery. | He raised a gloved hand, wiping a thumb over the glass of the rifle scope to clear the condensation that had built up from his warm breath in the cold morning air. December had come and gone, and weeks of hunger and exhaustion left him trembling as the winter air caressed his frigid features. All the padding and fabric... | Check out the movie Enemy at the Gates if you haven't seen it already. Kinda similar to this, great movie too. |
[WP] Subreddits are something you choose when you are 18 to live for the rest of your life. You get 1 choice. You turn 18 tomorrow | 12:23 AM It's officially my birthday now. There really wasn't much of a chance that I'd sleep, I'm too excited. I've been preparing for this day for my entire life. /r/AcademicPhilosophy. A place where deep thought and profound searching still exist in this treacherous Redditverse. I cannot stand to see it streaming pa... | What does a man need in life?
Showers, obviously. But one cannot live life on showers alone. What would one eat? What would one drink? What would one live their lives based upon? If there was one subreddit that would provide for all of these things...
The thought process turned over in his head. Books didn't have sho... | |
[FF] In 20 words or less, make me thoroughly despise a character. | His captor stopped torturing him, and instead turned to his dog. The man cried; unable to even cover his ears. | As the child caught them fornicating, she whispered to hear brother " he will only remember falling out the window" | |
[FF] In 20 words or less, make me thoroughly despise a character. | "Excuse me!" The rich woman snapped her fingers and whistled. "Can I get some *service* here?" | As the child caught them fornicating, she whispered to hear brother " he will only remember falling out the window" | |
[FF] In 20 words or less, make me thoroughly despise a character. | Paul briefly rubbed a napkin against his mouth, then set to work eating the other four kittens.
| As the child caught them fornicating, she whispered to hear brother " he will only remember falling out the window" | |
[FF] In 20 words or less, make me thoroughly despise a character. | Tom beckoned to the panicking little girl. "Follow me. I'll take you to Mummy and Daddy," he lied cheerfully. | "Doth protest too much m'lady!" the sweaty neckbeard said as he adjusted his trilby, licking his lips. | |
[FF] In 20 words or less, make me thoroughly despise a character. | Paul briefly rubbed a napkin against his mouth, then set to work eating the other four kittens.
| "Doth protest too much m'lady!" the sweaty neckbeard said as he adjusted his trilby, licking his lips. | |
[FF] In 20 words or less, make me thoroughly despise a character. | Paul briefly rubbed a napkin against his mouth, then set to work eating the other four kittens.
| "The Brian say steak ain't nothin' til you smother that mofo with ketchup. Hashtag: YOLO, Hashtag: Swag.... Selfie!" Said Brian. | |
[FF] In 20 words or less, make me thoroughly despise a character. | Paul briefly rubbed a napkin against his mouth, then set to work eating the other four kittens.
| Tom beckoned to the panicking little girl. "Follow me. I'll take you to Mummy and Daddy," he lied cheerfully. | |
Go on. Surprise me motherfwend. | [WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam | Mary had been lucky to score these tickets. She knew that her brother's boyfriend John worked a camera at the stadium, so when she found out that Cameron loved the Mets, she launched a campaign of bribary and begging. After John received a batch of her signature peanut butter brownies, it just so happened that, yes, sh... | The camera scans the crowd. Baseball fans, wearing team jerseys, are laughing, eating, and drinking beer. All is filled with jollity. The announcer briefly mentions the kiss-cam and the crowd feels the excitement. Women are checking on their make-up and hair in little mirrors.
The first couple appears on the big scre... |
Go on. Surprise me motherfwend. | [WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam | Mary had been lucky to score these tickets. She knew that her brother's boyfriend John worked a camera at the stadium, so when she found out that Cameron loved the Mets, she launched a campaign of bribary and begging. After John received a batch of her signature peanut butter brownies, it just so happened that, yes, sh... | "And as we head into the fourth inning let's get a look at our young lovers in the crowd!"
"It's about that time, Ted!"
"That time, indeed, Bill! So let's see who is up for swapping some spit tonight!"
"Uh oh, looks like we got another brother sister combination by the awkward hand signals we're getting from those t... |
Go on. Surprise me motherfwend. | [WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam | Mary had been lucky to score these tickets. She knew that her brother's boyfriend John worked a camera at the stadium, so when she found out that Cameron loved the Mets, she launched a campaign of bribary and begging. After John received a batch of her signature peanut butter brownies, it just so happened that, yes, sh... | "And here we have a new couple in the fifth row. Don't they look great together? Come on, fella, give her a kiss...aww, isn't that sweet, just a quick peck-wait, what's he doing no-?"
**BANG!**
"Oh... oh my God. Erm... we had no idea, folks. Usually, all pockets are checked beforehand, he must have planted the gun wi... |
Go on. Surprise me motherfwend. | [WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam | "That's the Rocket's 2nd time out. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE RRRROOOOCCCCKKKKEETTTTS!"
The crowd screamed.
"Okay, Andy you're up in 3... 2... 1..."
Another day, another dollar. Andy turned his camera toward the crowd. He'd worked the kiss-cam once or twice per game for oh... too many years.
Look for the people that lo... | "And here we have a new couple in the fifth row. Don't they look great together? Come on, fella, give her a kiss...aww, isn't that sweet, just a quick peck-wait, what's he doing no-?"
**BANG!**
"Oh... oh my God. Erm... we had no idea, folks. Usually, all pockets are checked beforehand, he must have planted the gun wi... |
[WP] You have the ability to stop time. One day you find somebody immune to your power. | -089
"Where the hell have you been?" Her father growled. He was breathing heavy through his mouth and it gave her a good view of the brown and grey teeth and the wide gaps where once he had teeth that seperated them. The seat of his recliner was broken and he sat lower than he should. The cheap grey tennis shoes he wo... | The alarm jolted me out of my sleep, followed quickly by the realization that I was going to be late for my job. And I had a new manager starting today!
I threw my uniform on while I snarfed down a slice of pizza from last night (thank God for leftovers!), and rapidly put my motorcycle gear on as soon as I was even c... | |
[WP] You have the ability to stop time. One day you find somebody immune to your power. | Jan inspected the busy street and growled in frustration. He had missed the light and now he had to wait for the cars to stop, or he would have but the headaches weren't bad today. Suddenly it stopped. Everything stopped and Jan smiled as he navigated his way through the busy road.
Jan knew he abused his power. H... | The alarm jolted me out of my sleep, followed quickly by the realization that I was going to be late for my job. And I had a new manager starting today!
I threw my uniform on while I snarfed down a slice of pizza from last night (thank God for leftovers!), and rapidly put my motorcycle gear on as soon as I was even c... | |
I have always liked the idea of unfortunate superpowers, stuff that should be really great but turns out to be horrible. I have three cats and thought maybe they would actually be bastards if they could talk.
Thanks for all your great responses, if anyone fancies writing some more unfortunate superpowers stories I ha... | [WP] A woman wakes up and realises she has the ability to talk to and understand her cats, after initial excitement she realises her cats are sociopathic bullying monsters. | She draped one hand over General Meow and gently scratched his back towards his tail. He arched in gratitude and his tail shot straight up, purring softly.
*Cut this shit out and feed me, already.* She heard from the side of the bed near the General, and her eyes shot up in horror. She held her breath, listening inte... | When Joanne woke one morning it occurred to her, as she reached for her glasses on the nightstand, that--shock-horror--she'd become a cliche.
'Oh god, a cliche,' she said.
At about that moment her cat named Cat sprang nimbly onto her chest and sat there, silent, watching her.
'What the fuck do you want?' Joanne s... |
I have always liked the idea of unfortunate superpowers, stuff that should be really great but turns out to be horrible. I have three cats and thought maybe they would actually be bastards if they could talk.
Thanks for all your great responses, if anyone fancies writing some more unfortunate superpowers stories I ha... | [WP] A woman wakes up and realises she has the ability to talk to and understand her cats, after initial excitement she realises her cats are sociopathic bullying monsters. | Decidedly crazy and perpetually alone, Kara May had been living with her thirteen cats for several years now. She once had nearly eighty-seven (there was a pregnancy or four) but the vicious government had intervened and taken many. They were placed in other homes, with other families. Families with pig tailed girls an... | When Joanne woke one morning it occurred to her, as she reached for her glasses on the nightstand, that--shock-horror--she'd become a cliche.
'Oh god, a cliche,' she said.
At about that moment her cat named Cat sprang nimbly onto her chest and sat there, silent, watching her.
'What the fuck do you want?' Joanne s... |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | **Finn**
Nine Years, Seven Months, and Three Days. Or was it Four? Finn didn't remember anymore, the days were all starting to blend together, and he was loathe to keep track at this point.
It was 3:30, which meant she would come calling for him soon, a prospect he was none too happy about. The girl, a nine year old... | "You've got to be fucking kidding me, Sir. He's belligerent. He's foolhardy. He's going to get himself killed."
"That's why you're there. You see, Cinthia, we matched you to Timmy for a reason. You're there to make sure he doesn't kill himself or go insane from the lonliness of growing up in a house full of insanity-... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | Tommy Heartes. If there was a God, he hath foresaken me.
"Hey Tommy, do you want to go fight pirates?"
"No."
"How about go win a war?"
"No."
"How about save a princess?"
"Look, I'm trying to concentrate. Fruits don't cut themselves."
Stupid iPad. Stupid Candy Crush. Stupid Fruit Ninja. Where did the ol... | "You've got to be fucking kidding me, Sir. He's belligerent. He's foolhardy. He's going to get himself killed."
"That's why you're there. You see, Cinthia, we matched you to Timmy for a reason. You're there to make sure he doesn't kill himself or go insane from the lonliness of growing up in a house full of insanity-... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | **Finn**
Nine Years, Seven Months, and Three Days. Or was it Four? Finn didn't remember anymore, the days were all starting to blend together, and he was loathe to keep track at this point.
It was 3:30, which meant she would come calling for him soon, a prospect he was none too happy about. The girl, a nine year old... | "Hey Terry want to go play firefighter?" The little boy asked hopefully
"First of all who names their imaginary friend Terry?"
"Hey what is wrong with Terry? I like that name!"
"You also liked to eat dirt up until a few weeks ago." Terry just glared at young little Alvin as he slowly lost his patience.
"Who doesn'... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | Here I am, the knight in shining armor, facing down the Boogeyman for what seems like the hundredth time. It's probably been more than that.
Tonight he's in the closet.
And I'm armed with a lollipop.
Why am I armed with a lollipop, Sarah? I told you I was a valiant knight. I told you I had a shining sword that woul... | I thought prison was bad, but at least there we got solitary. At least there I didn't have to watch Herman march around the yard, looking for crabs under rocks. We live in Arizona, genius, there are no crabs under the rocks in the desert. Maybe a scorpion or two, big black things with death in their tales. The idea... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | "Fuck you, Ma."
Her lips pressed together, so hard they turned white. Gerry Salamander was grinning at me, green thumbs raised high. His t-shirt said, "GOOD WORK!"
"You need to *go*. To your *room*. *Now.* And when I am ready to talk to you, you need to have thought about what you're going to say to me."
I padded ba... | I thought prison was bad, but at least there we got solitary. At least there I didn't have to watch Herman march around the yard, looking for crabs under rocks. We live in Arizona, genius, there are no crabs under the rocks in the desert. Maybe a scorpion or two, big black things with death in their tales. The idea... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | "Fuck you, Ma."
Her lips pressed together, so hard they turned white. Gerry Salamander was grinning at me, green thumbs raised high. His t-shirt said, "GOOD WORK!"
"You need to *go*. To your *room*. *Now.* And when I am ready to talk to you, you need to have thought about what you're going to say to me."
I padded ba... | Here I am, the knight in shining armor, facing down the Boogeyman for what seems like the hundredth time. It's probably been more than that.
Tonight he's in the closet.
And I'm armed with a lollipop.
Why am I armed with a lollipop, Sarah? I told you I was a valiant knight. I told you I had a shining sword that woul... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | "Fuck you, Ma."
Her lips pressed together, so hard they turned white. Gerry Salamander was grinning at me, green thumbs raised high. His t-shirt said, "GOOD WORK!"
"You need to *go*. To your *room*. *Now.* And when I am ready to talk to you, you need to have thought about what you're going to say to me."
I padded ba... | Chuck stared at the child, his brown hair curling in almost every conceivable direction. It looked like there were still some specs of tissue in it from last week. Who was he kidding, of course that was the tissue from last week. Little brat didn’t even look at showers, let alone take them. Not like he could, anyway. H... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | "Would you like some tea?"
"That's not tea, that's an empty plastic cup" Scruff responded bitterly.
"It's pretend, like you!"
"For the last time you little brat, I'm real, I was assigned to you by the department of imaginary-"
"MOM!" Tina screamed, "THERE'S A STRANGE MAN IN MY ROOM!"
Suddenly Scruff heard the shat... | Day 249 plus some. Shit I should have started counting earlier. I forgot I could file for a new kid after day 365. I never thought I'd have too... now I see why some imaginaries go all "monster under the bed" this kid deserves a monster...
"Hairy, where you at bitch?" Damn, it. Well they always said at the Academy tha... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | "Fuck you, Ma."
Her lips pressed together, so hard they turned white. Gerry Salamander was grinning at me, green thumbs raised high. His t-shirt said, "GOOD WORK!"
"You need to *go*. To your *room*. *Now.* And when I am ready to talk to you, you need to have thought about what you're going to say to me."
I padded ba... | Day 249 plus some. Shit I should have started counting earlier. I forgot I could file for a new kid after day 365. I never thought I'd have too... now I see why some imaginaries go all "monster under the bed" this kid deserves a monster...
"Hairy, where you at bitch?" Damn, it. Well they always said at the Academy tha... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | Pressure. Maintain pressure.
There’s only so much a man can take, even an imaginary man.
Pressure on me, and pressure, now, on you.
I hold the pillow down tight, and the struggling is brief, though I maintain the pressure for several minutes.
They’ll call it SIDS, or crib death; I’ll call it sweet justice. So... | Day 249 plus some. Shit I should have started counting earlier. I forgot I could file for a new kid after day 365. I never thought I'd have too... now I see why some imaginaries go all "monster under the bed" this kid deserves a monster...
"Hairy, where you at bitch?" Damn, it. Well they always said at the Academy tha... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | I can't believe I got a girl. A cootie infested- tea sipping -pink wearing- girl! She doesn't ever want to get dirty. She doesn't like my fart jokes. AND, if that wasn't enough, she is always crying! Can't poke any fun at her without getting the full water works... Sometimes she just cries to cry I think.
"Sargent Ti... | Day 249 plus some. Shit I should have started counting earlier. I forgot I could file for a new kid after day 365. I never thought I'd have too... now I see why some imaginaries go all "monster under the bed" this kid deserves a monster...
"Hairy, where you at bitch?" Damn, it. Well they always said at the Academy tha... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | "Fuck you, Ma."
Her lips pressed together, so hard they turned white. Gerry Salamander was grinning at me, green thumbs raised high. His t-shirt said, "GOOD WORK!"
"You need to *go*. To your *room*. *Now.* And when I am ready to talk to you, you need to have thought about what you're going to say to me."
I padded ba... | "Would you like some tea?"
"That's not tea, that's an empty plastic cup" Scruff responded bitterly.
"It's pretend, like you!"
"For the last time you little brat, I'm real, I was assigned to you by the department of imaginary-"
"MOM!" Tina screamed, "THERE'S A STRANGE MAN IN MY ROOM!"
Suddenly Scruff heard the shat... | |
[WP] An imaginary friend can't stand the child to whom he/she/it has been assigned. | Pressure. Maintain pressure.
There’s only so much a man can take, even an imaginary man.
Pressure on me, and pressure, now, on you.
I hold the pillow down tight, and the struggling is brief, though I maintain the pressure for several minutes.
They’ll call it SIDS, or crib death; I’ll call it sweet justice. So... | "Would you like some tea?"
"That's not tea, that's an empty plastic cup" Scruff responded bitterly.
"It's pretend, like you!"
"For the last time you little brat, I'm real, I was assigned to you by the department of imaginary-"
"MOM!" Tina screamed, "THERE'S A STRANGE MAN IN MY ROOM!"
Suddenly Scruff heard the shat... | |
How did he do it? How did the world react to the massacre? Is he a hero or a true villain? | [WP] A man single handedly destroyed North Korea. No refugees, no prisoners, he killed all of them. | President Marr's sense of aesthetic had always dominated him. His desk was neat, all papers and binders and books at right angles. The clocks in the room moved silently, their second hands long since removed. There was no need, in Marr's mind, for such messiness. At the corner of his workspace, an upright stand held se... | The television in Jeong-Yu's small, barren home, displayed two words in white across a black backing while Aegukka played in the background. "안녕히 가세요", *annyeonghi gaseyo*, a final farewell. She could hear the detonations in Pyongyang, though her home was in Kaechon, to the north. Screaming filled the air, a metallic s... |
How did he do it? How did the world react to the massacre? Is he a hero or a true villain? | [WP] A man single handedly destroyed North Korea. No refugees, no prisoners, he killed all of them. | President Marr's sense of aesthetic had always dominated him. His desk was neat, all papers and binders and books at right angles. The clocks in the room moved silently, their second hands long since removed. There was no need, in Marr's mind, for such messiness. At the corner of his workspace, an upright stand held se... | They questioned whether or not he can even be called human.They called him a phenomenon. He appeared human, he spoke human languages, he lived among humans unnoticed for so long.
There were those who applauded and revered him, and there were those who despised his methods. Those who couldn't approve of him were force... |
How did he do it? How did the world react to the massacre? Is he a hero or a true villain? | [WP] A man single handedly destroyed North Korea. No refugees, no prisoners, he killed all of them. | The man had killed on average 100 people a day. He had long ago lost touch with the true scope of his genocide. The North Korea before his massacre had housed approximately 24.76 million people. The man wondered how he had lived so long. He was now 696 years old, having started his personal crusade at the age of eighte... | I remember being told that doing the right and the wrong thing sometimes can be one in the same. Well, honestly, I think that's a load of bullshit.
It was seven years. Seven long goddamn years of building tensions and building silent fear that made you feel like someone was breathing down your neck every day. I t... |
[WP] A man is in court accused of witch craft. It's 2014. | The Honorable Judge Gonzalez was tired. It had been a long day, and he wanted nothing else except to go home a crack open a cold one.
"Alright, last case of the day. Who's next?"
"Christopher Atluri stands accused of witchcraft, your honor," the court clerk read off her list.
Gonzalez raised his eyebrows. "You're j... | "Witchcraft." Bemoaned the accused man, "Witchcraft!" He chuckled aloud, shocked by the accusations he had just heard. "*Hello*, it's 2014, not the 16th god-damn century."
The judge glimpsed up, dissatisfied by his attitude, "Mr. Gardner, any more outrages like that and we'll have to remove you from this court."
Star... | |
[WP] A man is in court accused of witch craft. It's 2014. | “You be kidding me! This is outrageous!” Joanna exclaimed as she stood before this sad example of what was now apparent was a kangaroo court.
“I’m afraid not. We have seven eye-witness accounts of you committing sorcery,” the judge pronounced solemnly as he gestured toward the collection of her rapists.
Seven ... | The judge peers over her half-moon spectacles at the suit in front of her. It's late in the day, and orange tinted light filters through the orange tinted rose window into the dusty courtroom. Her Honor sweeps a tired gaze again over the document, then spears the somewhat stuffy man in front of her with a cold glare.
... | |
[WP] A man is in court accused of witch craft. It's 2014. | "All rise. The Honorable Judge Sherman Folks is presiding. The third circuit court of Fewman, Kansas is now in session. There will be quiet while court is in session." The baliff announced.
"Who's first?" The Judge inquired.
"Horace Mann, your honor. He stands accused of witchcraft." The court clerk replied.
"Witchc... | The judge peers over her half-moon spectacles at the suit in front of her. It's late in the day, and orange tinted light filters through the orange tinted rose window into the dusty courtroom. Her Honor sweeps a tired gaze again over the document, then spears the somewhat stuffy man in front of her with a cold glare.
... | |
*Edit* I take no credit for this prompt. I saw it on instagram and thought it would make a good one.
Not sure if that kind of thing is frowned upon here or not, just wanted to contribute. | [WP] While tucking in a child a man "Checks for monsters" he finds another version of the boy who quietly whispers to him "Daddy, there's someone in my bed". | "Jesus fucking Christ Timmy, that's your brother Tommy's bed. Holy hell, whoever said twins would be a blessing must have been smoking some crazy shit. Get the fuck out from there and get into bed...no you can't have a glass of warm milk! The fuck do I look like, goddam personal chief? The only reason I came in here wa... | “Goodnight, Gabe.” The young boy sat in bed, motionless, eyes fixed on the closet door. “Gabe. Goodnight.” Still no response. Not that one was required; they’d been through this routine countless times. “I will check for you, son, because I love you. But there is nothing in your closet.”
He entered the room, weaving a... |
*Edit* I take no credit for this prompt. I saw it on instagram and thought it would make a good one.
Not sure if that kind of thing is frowned upon here or not, just wanted to contribute. | [WP] While tucking in a child a man "Checks for monsters" he finds another version of the boy who quietly whispers to him "Daddy, there's someone in my bed". | "Mommy," the boy said, "There's someone in my bed."
His face was pale with fright, or perhaps it was just pale; she didn't think any human's skin could reach that corpse-white tone naturally. His eyes were pure black, deep and empty, and his fingers curled like claws.
"Okay, honey, don't worry," she said softly. She'... | i paid taxes today, so i am too cranky to be clever.
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*Edit* I take no credit for this prompt. I saw it on instagram and thought it would make a good one.
Not sure if that kind of thing is frowned upon here or not, just wanted to contribute. | [WP] While tucking in a child a man "Checks for monsters" he finds another version of the boy who quietly whispers to him "Daddy, there's someone in my bed". | "Mommy," the boy said, "There's someone in my bed."
His face was pale with fright, or perhaps it was just pale; she didn't think any human's skin could reach that corpse-white tone naturally. His eyes were pure black, deep and empty, and his fingers curled like claws.
"Okay, honey, don't worry," she said softly. She'... | Charlie had already tucked himself in and was staring at the ceiling when I walked in to kiss him
goodnight. “Hey little brother, ready for bed?”
“Yup”
“How was your day?”
“Fine”
“What are you looking at?” Charlie was still staring at the ceiling.
“Nothing, I’m just thinking.”
“What about?”
“Nothing.... |
[WP] Being a knight is more than donning a set of chain mail. It is defending your kingdom with your life. | "You were dreaming weren't you," the voice drew in close to Telefair's ears as he opened his eyes to let the first day's light renew his life. The ache was always there when he awoke. Tired muscles, sore tendons, old bones. The fresh air would do away with them soon enough, but Telefair never forgot. A commissioned... | I didn't fully understand what it meant until it didn't matter that it meant anything at all. I remember growing up hearing stories about all the great Knights and their victories over whoever, whenever. They became more than just men to us, outsiders looking in. They showed up on their horses, covered head to toe in m... | |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | John was the caricature of an every man; life had the tendency to pass him by without notice but he didn't mind. He was very much happy with mediocrity. Sure, he worked just above minimum wage and struggled monthly to rake in enough for his family to survive, but he did it all with a smile. Instead of stressing out and... | She is maddenly indecisive. Her emerald eyes dart and she nibbles at her lower lip as she studies the menu. A single strand of hair drapes over her brow and lays seemingly weightlessly upon her slender nose. As she reaches to correct its placement, she notices the approaching waiter. She flashes a smile and a kind rem... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | She is maddenly indecisive. Her emerald eyes dart and she nibbles at her lower lip as she studies the menu. A single strand of hair drapes over her brow and lays seemingly weightlessly upon her slender nose. As she reaches to correct its placement, she notices the approaching waiter. She flashes a smile and a kind rem... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He helped set up an orphanage/shelter for children.
He licked his lips seductively. | She is maddenly indecisive. Her emerald eyes dart and she nibbles at her lower lip as she studies the menu. A single strand of hair drapes over her brow and lays seemingly weightlessly upon her slender nose. As she reaches to correct its placement, she notices the approaching waiter. She flashes a smile and a kind rem... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for.
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I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for. | She is maddenly indecisive. Her emerald eyes dart and she nibbles at her lower lip as she studies the menu. A single strand of hair drapes over her brow and lays seemingly weightlessly upon her slender nose. As she reaches to correct its placement, she notices the approaching waiter. She flashes a smile and a kind rem... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | John was the caricature of an every man; life had the tendency to pass him by without notice but he didn't mind. He was very much happy with mediocrity. Sure, he worked just above minimum wage and struggled monthly to rake in enough for his family to survive, but he did it all with a smile. Instead of stressing out and... | She was just a regular person. You were just a regular person. You bumped into each other once, and a spark flied. Soon you collapsed onto each other's love, fusing together to form a new love. You were no longer just a regular person living a normal life with satisfactory love. Your love was new and denser than all of... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | She was just a regular person. You were just a regular person. You bumped into each other once, and a spark flied. Soon you collapsed onto each other's love, fusing together to form a new love. You were no longer just a regular person living a normal life with satisfactory love. Your love was new and denser than all of... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He helped set up an orphanage/shelter for children.
He licked his lips seductively. | She was just a regular person. You were just a regular person. You bumped into each other once, and a spark flied. Soon you collapsed onto each other's love, fusing together to form a new love. You were no longer just a regular person living a normal life with satisfactory love. Your love was new and denser than all of... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | John was the caricature of an every man; life had the tendency to pass him by without notice but he didn't mind. He was very much happy with mediocrity. Sure, he worked just above minimum wage and struggled monthly to rake in enough for his family to survive, but he did it all with a smile. Instead of stressing out and... | She was the image of perfection. Any man would want her, no matter the taste. She had long, flowing brunette hair, the shade of dark chocolate that made you feel warm and you know would taste sweet. Her eyes were the most beautiful shade of green you've ever seen; they were as the most beautiful emeralds to ever touch ... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | She was the image of perfection. Any man would want her, no matter the taste. She had long, flowing brunette hair, the shade of dark chocolate that made you feel warm and you know would taste sweet. Her eyes were the most beautiful shade of green you've ever seen; they were as the most beautiful emeralds to ever touch ... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He helped set up an orphanage/shelter for children.
He licked his lips seductively. | She was the image of perfection. Any man would want her, no matter the taste. She had long, flowing brunette hair, the shade of dark chocolate that made you feel warm and you know would taste sweet. Her eyes were the most beautiful shade of green you've ever seen; they were as the most beautiful emeralds to ever touch ... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | John was the caricature of an every man; life had the tendency to pass him by without notice but he didn't mind. He was very much happy with mediocrity. Sure, he worked just above minimum wage and struggled monthly to rake in enough for his family to survive, but he did it all with a smile. Instead of stressing out and... | He glanced in my direction before speaking with the server. I noticed a familiar pang in my heart that made me feel naked to him. He walked up to me confidently, holding eye contact as though he knew exactly how I felt about everything. I wanted to do all I could to make him smile, and look at me with those eyes for as... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | He glanced in my direction before speaking with the server. I noticed a familiar pang in my heart that made me feel naked to him. He walked up to me confidently, holding eye contact as though he knew exactly how I felt about everything. I wanted to do all I could to make him smile, and look at me with those eyes for as... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | John was the caricature of an every man; life had the tendency to pass him by without notice but he didn't mind. He was very much happy with mediocrity. Sure, he worked just above minimum wage and struggled monthly to rake in enough for his family to survive, but he did it all with a smile. Instead of stressing out and... | I was drawn in by that knowing smirk. The twinkle in his eyes. The promise of grand ideas and intelligent conversation. I could spend hours just listening to him talk. I'd soak up his knowledge, enjoy the passion in his voice, get lost in the all the facts and stories he brought up. He had so much to share. My admirati... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He always had a look about him, something weird, but fun. He'd walk around with bleached jeans, greasy hair, and some sort of army jacket. He was always wearing these damn army jackets, a heavy brown wool one in the winter, and a light olivey-green one in the summer. He usually kept to his own friends, hanging out with... | She is beautiful, her long blond hair shines in the sun and her deep blue eyes show understanding, she clearly has a great mind, her smile makes the world look brighter and her laughter feels like phoenix song. She volunteers at help out the poorer members of the community and helps the school take the kids on trips. S... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He held their child in his arms. She was all he had left, after all. This child held all of his hopes, all of his dreams for his marriage and family. His wife had died in childbirth, and he missed her terribly. He could smell her hair in the pillows on the bed at night. He remembered waking up and seeing her beaut... | She is beautiful, her long blond hair shines in the sun and her deep blue eyes show understanding, she clearly has a great mind, her smile makes the world look brighter and her laughter feels like phoenix song. She volunteers at help out the poorer members of the community and helps the school take the kids on trips. S... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | She is beautiful, her long blond hair shines in the sun and her deep blue eyes show understanding, she clearly has a great mind, her smile makes the world look brighter and her laughter feels like phoenix song. She volunteers at help out the poorer members of the community and helps the school take the kids on trips. S... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He's gorgeous. He has golden blond hair that always seems to sit in the right place, and his facial structure has trim cheekbones and just the right amount of scruff. His eyelashes are so long that they look almost feminine, and they compliment his baby blue eyes. He is a determined fellow, and likes making goals and t... | She is beautiful, her long blond hair shines in the sun and her deep blue eyes show understanding, she clearly has a great mind, her smile makes the world look brighter and her laughter feels like phoenix song. She volunteers at help out the poorer members of the community and helps the school take the kids on trips. S... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He helped set up an orphanage/shelter for children.
He licked his lips seductively. | She is beautiful, her long blond hair shines in the sun and her deep blue eyes show understanding, she clearly has a great mind, her smile makes the world look brighter and her laughter feels like phoenix song. She volunteers at help out the poorer members of the community and helps the school take the kids on trips. S... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for.
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I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for. | She is beautiful, her long blond hair shines in the sun and her deep blue eyes show understanding, she clearly has a great mind, her smile makes the world look brighter and her laughter feels like phoenix song. She volunteers at help out the poorer members of the community and helps the school take the kids on trips. S... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He cut the child's throat so quickly, the only sign was the scarlet line blooming against alabaster skin.
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And within an hour, the tumor on his thyroid was excised. | She is beautiful, her long blond hair shines in the sun and her deep blue eyes show understanding, she clearly has a great mind, her smile makes the world look brighter and her laughter feels like phoenix song. She volunteers at help out the poorer members of the community and helps the school take the kids on trips. S... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He held their child in his arms. She was all he had left, after all. This child held all of his hopes, all of his dreams for his marriage and family. His wife had died in childbirth, and he missed her terribly. He could smell her hair in the pillows on the bed at night. He remembered waking up and seeing her beaut... | He is handsome, he is kind; he is sweet, he is caring. His hair is thick, wavy, and the perfect length. He calls it luscious, it makes you laugh. Almost everything he says makes you laugh. He is carefree. He is fun. He is mischievous, but not too much; just enough to get you to loosen up. To make you smile. To take all... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | He is handsome, he is kind; he is sweet, he is caring. His hair is thick, wavy, and the perfect length. He calls it luscious, it makes you laugh. Almost everything he says makes you laugh. He is carefree. He is fun. He is mischievous, but not too much; just enough to get you to loosen up. To make you smile. To take all... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He's gorgeous. He has golden blond hair that always seems to sit in the right place, and his facial structure has trim cheekbones and just the right amount of scruff. His eyelashes are so long that they look almost feminine, and they compliment his baby blue eyes. He is a determined fellow, and likes making goals and t... | He is handsome, he is kind; he is sweet, he is caring. His hair is thick, wavy, and the perfect length. He calls it luscious, it makes you laugh. Almost everything he says makes you laugh. He is carefree. He is fun. He is mischievous, but not too much; just enough to get you to loosen up. To make you smile. To take all... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He helped set up an orphanage/shelter for children.
He licked his lips seductively. | He is handsome, he is kind; he is sweet, he is caring. His hair is thick, wavy, and the perfect length. He calls it luscious, it makes you laugh. Almost everything he says makes you laugh. He is carefree. He is fun. He is mischievous, but not too much; just enough to get you to loosen up. To make you smile. To take all... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for.
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I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for. | He is handsome, he is kind; he is sweet, he is caring. His hair is thick, wavy, and the perfect length. He calls it luscious, it makes you laugh. Almost everything he says makes you laugh. He is carefree. He is fun. He is mischievous, but not too much; just enough to get you to loosen up. To make you smile. To take all... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He cut the child's throat so quickly, the only sign was the scarlet line blooming against alabaster skin.
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And within an hour, the tumor on his thyroid was excised. | He is handsome, he is kind; he is sweet, he is caring. His hair is thick, wavy, and the perfect length. He calls it luscious, it makes you laugh. Almost everything he says makes you laugh. He is carefree. He is fun. He is mischievous, but not too much; just enough to get you to loosen up. To make you smile. To take all... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He held their child in his arms. She was all he had left, after all. This child held all of his hopes, all of his dreams for his marriage and family. His wife had died in childbirth, and he missed her terribly. He could smell her hair in the pillows on the bed at night. He remembered waking up and seeing her beaut... | He always had a look about him, something weird, but fun. He'd walk around with bleached jeans, greasy hair, and some sort of army jacket. He was always wearing these damn army jackets, a heavy brown wool one in the winter, and a light olivey-green one in the summer. He usually kept to his own friends, hanging out with... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | He always had a look about him, something weird, but fun. He'd walk around with bleached jeans, greasy hair, and some sort of army jacket. He was always wearing these damn army jackets, a heavy brown wool one in the winter, and a light olivey-green one in the summer. He usually kept to his own friends, hanging out with... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He's gorgeous. He has golden blond hair that always seems to sit in the right place, and his facial structure has trim cheekbones and just the right amount of scruff. His eyelashes are so long that they look almost feminine, and they compliment his baby blue eyes. He is a determined fellow, and likes making goals and t... | He always had a look about him, something weird, but fun. He'd walk around with bleached jeans, greasy hair, and some sort of army jacket. He was always wearing these damn army jackets, a heavy brown wool one in the winter, and a light olivey-green one in the summer. He usually kept to his own friends, hanging out with... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He helped set up an orphanage/shelter for children.
He licked his lips seductively. | He always had a look about him, something weird, but fun. He'd walk around with bleached jeans, greasy hair, and some sort of army jacket. He was always wearing these damn army jackets, a heavy brown wool one in the winter, and a light olivey-green one in the summer. He usually kept to his own friends, hanging out with... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for.
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I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for. | He always had a look about him, something weird, but fun. He'd walk around with bleached jeans, greasy hair, and some sort of army jacket. He was always wearing these damn army jackets, a heavy brown wool one in the winter, and a light olivey-green one in the summer. He usually kept to his own friends, hanging out with... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He cut the child's throat so quickly, the only sign was the scarlet line blooming against alabaster skin.
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And within an hour, the tumor on his thyroid was excised. | He always had a look about him, something weird, but fun. He'd walk around with bleached jeans, greasy hair, and some sort of army jacket. He was always wearing these damn army jackets, a heavy brown wool one in the winter, and a light olivey-green one in the summer. He usually kept to his own friends, hanging out with... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He held their child in his arms. She was all he had left, after all. This child held all of his hopes, all of his dreams for his marriage and family. His wife had died in childbirth, and he missed her terribly. He could smell her hair in the pillows on the bed at night. He remembered waking up and seeing her beaut... | Nathaniel cried with her body in his arms. Her long black hair muzzled gently against his reddened eyes and the touch of her soft skin comforted him somehow, despite the absence of warmth. Letting his tears fall to the painted red lips below him, he pulled his face away from hers and gazed lovingly at the spiritless b... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He loved dogs and children. He was a painter and he bought his girlfriend one of those newfangled handheld cameras which she loved filming him with.
He was an idealist, a truly dedicated leader, and a great speaker.
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His name was Adolf Hitler. | Nathaniel cried with her body in his arms. Her long black hair muzzled gently against his reddened eyes and the touch of her soft skin comforted him somehow, despite the absence of warmth. Letting his tears fall to the painted red lips below him, he pulled his face away from hers and gazed lovingly at the spiritless b... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He's gorgeous. He has golden blond hair that always seems to sit in the right place, and his facial structure has trim cheekbones and just the right amount of scruff. His eyelashes are so long that they look almost feminine, and they compliment his baby blue eyes. He is a determined fellow, and likes making goals and t... | Nathaniel cried with her body in his arms. Her long black hair muzzled gently against his reddened eyes and the touch of her soft skin comforted him somehow, despite the absence of warmth. Letting his tears fall to the painted red lips below him, he pulled his face away from hers and gazed lovingly at the spiritless b... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | He helped set up an orphanage/shelter for children.
He licked his lips seductively. | Nathaniel cried with her body in his arms. Her long black hair muzzled gently against his reddened eyes and the touch of her soft skin comforted him somehow, despite the absence of warmth. Letting his tears fall to the painted red lips below him, he pulled his face away from hers and gazed lovingly at the spiritless b... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | In a city where the poor were a majority but always ignored and discriminated against, where the government is very corrupt, a place that the rest of the world does not respect. One man set out to change that. He was rich, yes, but he built parks, gave food to the poor, created jobs, and other cool stuff. He became a s... | Nathaniel cried with her body in his arms. Her long black hair muzzled gently against his reddened eyes and the touch of her soft skin comforted him somehow, despite the absence of warmth. Letting his tears fall to the painted red lips below him, he pulled his face away from hers and gazed lovingly at the spiritless b... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | She was devilishly smart with a taste for Biggie Smalls and champagne. She'd often lay in your lap as you read, happy to be near you and feel your warmth and your scent. Her kisses tasted like vanilla and the feeling of her nails on your skin would send shivers up your spine.
She was perfect, and you loved her.
She... | Nathaniel cried with her body in his arms. Her long black hair muzzled gently against his reddened eyes and the touch of her soft skin comforted him somehow, despite the absence of warmth. Letting his tears fall to the painted red lips below him, he pulled his face away from hers and gazed lovingly at the spiritless b... |
You can use real people if you fancy. | [WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them. | I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for.
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I need you. You're my everything. You're the only thing I have to live for. | Nathaniel cried with her body in his arms. Her long black hair muzzled gently against his reddened eyes and the touch of her soft skin comforted him somehow, despite the absence of warmth. Letting his tears fall to the painted red lips below him, he pulled his face away from hers and gazed lovingly at the spiritless b... |
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