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[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry." He wasn't the type of guy you wanted to spill your drink on. He easily had 6 inches and 30 pounds on me.
"What the fuck asshole?!"
"I'm so sorry dude, I lagged just as the bartender was handing me my.."
"Fuck you, you little shit!" He pushed me back hard, and I stumbled into some emp... | "Now watch carefully because I'm only going to show you once" I said to Toby, my curious little brother.
"All you have to do is place the toy truck in this chest, close your eyes, take the truck out of the chest without opening your eyes and then reopen the chest again and you will find that there's another toy truck ... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | “Gravity… Off!” Dan flicked his finger at the girl across the football pitch. We all laughed as her skirt started to float upwards and she scrambled to keep it down.
Don’t worry though, no one knows its us doing this; gravity decides to call it quits all the time. Glitches like that aren’t uncommon, so she probably th... | John walks into his house after a long day of work, proceeds to his bedroom but what he finds is that the furniture is floating 20 centimetres off the ground. "Not this shit again.." John murmured, having this happened at least a dozen times already, he knows none of it will tip over if anything is placed on top of the... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "So," I concluded, "what measurement are we using for our project tomorrow?"
"Newtons," the class answered. I nodded. "Hopefully. We'll see if we can get that to work tomorrow. Dismissed." As they filed out, I set my head down on my desk. Teaching physics isn't easy. Yesterday I was Ms. Cartwright, today I'm Mr. Cart... | John walks into his house after a long day of work, proceeds to his bedroom but what he finds is that the furniture is floating 20 centimetres off the ground. "Not this shit again.." John murmured, having this happened at least a dozen times already, he knows none of it will tip over if anything is placed on top of the... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | I always knew this was how I would die. I mean, not necessarily this, but something like this.
I'm currently alive, and feeling no pain, but I might as well be dead.
Through some fluke of physics, I fell into the ground. I don't mean like into a hole... I fell into the ground.
They say that for some reason, our u... | John walks into his house after a long day of work, proceeds to his bedroom but what he finds is that the furniture is floating 20 centimetres off the ground. "Not this shit again.." John murmured, having this happened at least a dozen times already, he knows none of it will tip over if anything is placed on top of the... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "Francine, what on Earth are you doing?"
"I'm picking up my sandwich."
"OK. And now what are you doing?"
"I'm putting it down again."
"And now?"
"Picking it up again."
"Why are you doing that? You've done nothing but pick that sandwich up, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it down, for a full five minutes.... | John walks into his house after a long day of work, proceeds to his bedroom but what he finds is that the furniture is floating 20 centimetres off the ground. "Not this shit again.." John murmured, having this happened at least a dozen times already, he knows none of it will tip over if anything is placed on top of the... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "Francine, what on Earth are you doing?"
"I'm picking up my sandwich."
"OK. And now what are you doing?"
"I'm putting it down again."
"And now?"
"Picking it up again."
"Why are you doing that? You've done nothing but pick that sandwich up, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it down, for a full five minutes.... | I always knew this was how I would die. I mean, not necessarily this, but something like this.
I'm currently alive, and feeling no pain, but I might as well be dead.
Through some fluke of physics, I fell into the ground. I don't mean like into a hole... I fell into the ground.
They say that for some reason, our u... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "Francine, what on Earth are you doing?"
"I'm picking up my sandwich."
"OK. And now what are you doing?"
"I'm putting it down again."
"And now?"
"Picking it up again."
"Why are you doing that? You've done nothing but pick that sandwich up, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it down, for a full five minutes.... | Oh great. Again.
"what's that noise?"
"its another tear"
He stared at its brilliant white beauty, its low humming sound, the look of the stars from the other side.....
god it was boring.
"Is it big?"
"about three feet across, not really. Just come down here." God mums sucked. Why did he always have to... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | tion. This may have happened already,
but I wouldn't have known it, bec
ause it hasn't happened yet. Exc
ept in the timeline where it has. Recording lapses in time and space doesn't work, because there are lapses in timing and spacing.This is the thir
d time this week. I'm glad for the incident, if only because it wil... | Oh great. Again.
"what's that noise?"
"its another tear"
He stared at its brilliant white beauty, its low humming sound, the look of the stars from the other side.....
god it was boring.
"Is it big?"
"about three feet across, not really. Just come down here." God mums sucked. Why did he always have to... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "At times, I wonder if I should just get an apartment for the boy."
Alright, I thought. That was a fair start.
"Peter is sixteen. He's been my nephew for... well, technically, he's always been my nephew, but he didn't actually exist until about nine years ago. *That* was a shock, let me tell you. I can still remember... | Oh great. Again.
"what's that noise?"
"its another tear"
He stared at its brilliant white beauty, its low humming sound, the look of the stars from the other side.....
god it was boring.
"Is it big?"
"about three feet across, not really. Just come down here." God mums sucked. Why did he always have to... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "Francine, what on Earth are you doing?"
"I'm picking up my sandwich."
"OK. And now what are you doing?"
"I'm putting it down again."
"And now?"
"Picking it up again."
"Why are you doing that? You've done nothing but pick that sandwich up, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it down, for a full five minutes.... | Daydreaming was one of Johnathan's strongest talents, and on days such as this, frequently fell back on to escape Mr. Barnaby's incessant drone. It was the last week of sixth grade and all he could think about was the magnificent promise of the Summer ahead: all the sunny days and the carelessness and the county fair. ... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | tion. This may have happened already,
but I wouldn't have known it, bec
ause it hasn't happened yet. Exc
ept in the timeline where it has. Recording lapses in time and space doesn't work, because there are lapses in timing and spacing.This is the thir
d time this week. I'm glad for the incident, if only because it wil... | Daydreaming was one of Johnathan's strongest talents, and on days such as this, frequently fell back on to escape Mr. Barnaby's incessant drone. It was the last week of sixth grade and all he could think about was the magnificent promise of the Summer ahead: all the sunny days and the carelessness and the county fair. ... | |
[WP] You live in a universe that wasn't constructed that well and the physics are buggy and things occasionally just don't work right. | "At times, I wonder if I should just get an apartment for the boy."
Alright, I thought. That was a fair start.
"Peter is sixteen. He's been my nephew for... well, technically, he's always been my nephew, but he didn't actually exist until about nine years ago. *That* was a shock, let me tell you. I can still remember... | Daydreaming was one of Johnathan's strongest talents, and on days such as this, frequently fell back on to escape Mr. Barnaby's incessant drone. It was the last week of sixth grade and all he could think about was the magnificent promise of the Summer ahead: all the sunny days and the carelessness and the county fair. ... | |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I love my kids. I want you to know that, they are all that matter to me.
I married young, 25. The earliest age that the government allows, that was my first mistake I think. We filled out all the forms, got the genetic tests done, signed the Right of Termination Bill, to guarantee that any children we had would be ex... | I was going to die. The Department of Divorces and Terminations was already on their way; I could hear their sirens in the distance. They didn't even have the decency to tell me in person. They left a fucking note next to some pancakes. I knew that in the everchanging world, divorces and terminations were growing more ... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | When I first laid eyes upon my sweet twins, I knew that I would love them forever. Rosie and Henry, we called them. They looked like miniature models of me; curly blonde locks on their heads, fair skin, and freckles dotting their cheeks. Rosie had the deep chocolate eyes of her father, though, and Henry had my hazel-gr... | I was going to die. The Department of Divorces and Terminations was already on their way; I could hear their sirens in the distance. They didn't even have the decency to tell me in person. They left a fucking note next to some pancakes. I knew that in the everchanging world, divorces and terminations were growing more ... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | 15. I'd only be 15 when I die.
This wasn't right! It wasn't fair. I didn't ask to be born into this family, but now that I'm here I want to live! But that's not going to happen.
Not while my redneck daddy kept cheating on mama till she was so hurt that it didn't matter if I lived or died. Tonight She said it.
Divorce... | I was going to die. The Department of Divorces and Terminations was already on their way; I could hear their sirens in the distance. They didn't even have the decency to tell me in person. They left a fucking note next to some pancakes. I knew that in the everchanging world, divorces and terminations were growing more ... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I love my kids. I want you to know that, they are all that matter to me.
I married young, 25. The earliest age that the government allows, that was my first mistake I think. We filled out all the forms, got the genetic tests done, signed the Right of Termination Bill, to guarantee that any children we had would be ex... | Divorce. Divorcee. The Divorcer. Breaking people up. From one another. And small heads from little necks.
Divorce lawyer doesn't really make sense of what I do anymore. Maybe I'm a marriage lawyer. An anti-divorce lawyer. A keep your marriage together because I don't want to kill your children lawyer.
With the adde... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | When I first laid eyes upon my sweet twins, I knew that I would love them forever. Rosie and Henry, we called them. They looked like miniature models of me; curly blonde locks on their heads, fair skin, and freckles dotting their cheeks. Rosie had the deep chocolate eyes of her father, though, and Henry had my hazel-gr... | Divorce. Divorcee. The Divorcer. Breaking people up. From one another. And small heads from little necks.
Divorce lawyer doesn't really make sense of what I do anymore. Maybe I'm a marriage lawyer. An anti-divorce lawyer. A keep your marriage together because I don't want to kill your children lawyer.
With the adde... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I love my kids. I want you to know that, they are all that matter to me.
I married young, 25. The earliest age that the government allows, that was my first mistake I think. We filled out all the forms, got the genetic tests done, signed the Right of Termination Bill, to guarantee that any children we had would be ex... | Two men knock on the door.
"Good evening, we are agents Jarome and Market from the Federal Bureau of Investigation."
"How may I help you sirs?"
"You're suspected of harboring children from an undone marriage, is that correct?"
"Oh dear, no, not me."
"But you and your ex-husband Bradley Coleman just got divorced a ... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I love my kids. I want you to know that, they are all that matter to me.
I married young, 25. The earliest age that the government allows, that was my first mistake I think. We filled out all the forms, got the genetic tests done, signed the Right of Termination Bill, to guarantee that any children we had would be ex... | The neighbors were all standing outside. I remember the government vans that came to take the children were always made to be nondescript. Plain navy blue vans with government plates but we all knew that when those vans came to the neighborhood that divorce had touched someone's family. I held my mother's hand and w... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | When I first laid eyes upon my sweet twins, I knew that I would love them forever. Rosie and Henry, we called them. They looked like miniature models of me; curly blonde locks on their heads, fair skin, and freckles dotting their cheeks. Rosie had the deep chocolate eyes of her father, though, and Henry had my hazel-gr... | Alone.
It's all I can think about as I try to drown out my parents' screams with a pillow. The screaming had not stopped for over one year. I know what is coming, it had happened to my friends and I am prepared. The screaming ceases for a moment. A thick silence fills my ears.
Have they stopped...It's just not possib... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | 15. I'd only be 15 when I die.
This wasn't right! It wasn't fair. I didn't ask to be born into this family, but now that I'm here I want to live! But that's not going to happen.
Not while my redneck daddy kept cheating on mama till she was so hurt that it didn't matter if I lived or died. Tonight She said it.
Divorce... | Alone.
It's all I can think about as I try to drown out my parents' screams with a pillow. The screaming had not stopped for over one year. I know what is coming, it had happened to my friends and I am prepared. The screaming ceases for a moment. A thick silence fills my ears.
Have they stopped...It's just not possib... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | We sat to talk business, the old man and I.
"You're a young man." he began. "I remember what that was like."
He nudged a glass towards me and smiled.
"I remember when I married my first wife. She was so beautiful. So sweet and innocent. Like an angel. And then the daughter was our first born child. And then an... | Alone.
It's all I can think about as I try to drown out my parents' screams with a pillow. The screaming had not stopped for over one year. I know what is coming, it had happened to my friends and I am prepared. The screaming ceases for a moment. A thick silence fills my ears.
Have they stopped...It's just not possib... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I tried to cry quietly, but he still woke up.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"We need to break up," I said through my tears. I couldn't have picked a worse time to say it, but I couldn't have picked a better time either, so fuck it. Fuck everything.
I'd never get to fuck him again. Knowing that was one of the thousand th... | Alone.
It's all I can think about as I try to drown out my parents' screams with a pillow. The screaming had not stopped for over one year. I know what is coming, it had happened to my friends and I am prepared. The screaming ceases for a moment. A thick silence fills my ears.
Have they stopped...It's just not possib... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | When I first laid eyes upon my sweet twins, I knew that I would love them forever. Rosie and Henry, we called them. They looked like miniature models of me; curly blonde locks on their heads, fair skin, and freckles dotting their cheeks. Rosie had the deep chocolate eyes of her father, though, and Henry had my hazel-gr... | "What?"
"I want a divorce." She said.
"You want to kill our son for this, why?"
"You know why." She looked at me with a shallow stare.
The divorce rate plummeted to a century-low, but it didn't change the fact of why no one dared.
I knew it was happening. After my co-worker spilled the beans on the company get tog... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | 15. I'd only be 15 when I die.
This wasn't right! It wasn't fair. I didn't ask to be born into this family, but now that I'm here I want to live! But that's not going to happen.
Not while my redneck daddy kept cheating on mama till she was so hurt that it didn't matter if I lived or died. Tonight She said it.
Divorce... | "What?"
"I want a divorce." She said.
"You want to kill our son for this, why?"
"You know why." She looked at me with a shallow stare.
The divorce rate plummeted to a century-low, but it didn't change the fact of why no one dared.
I knew it was happening. After my co-worker spilled the beans on the company get tog... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | We sat to talk business, the old man and I.
"You're a young man." he began. "I remember what that was like."
He nudged a glass towards me and smiled.
"I remember when I married my first wife. She was so beautiful. So sweet and innocent. Like an angel. And then the daughter was our first born child. And then an... | "What?"
"I want a divorce." She said.
"You want to kill our son for this, why?"
"You know why." She looked at me with a shallow stare.
The divorce rate plummeted to a century-low, but it didn't change the fact of why no one dared.
I knew it was happening. After my co-worker spilled the beans on the company get tog... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | 15. I'd only be 15 when I die.
This wasn't right! It wasn't fair. I didn't ask to be born into this family, but now that I'm here I want to live! But that's not going to happen.
Not while my redneck daddy kept cheating on mama till she was so hurt that it didn't matter if I lived or died. Tonight She said it.
Divorce... | My name is David, David Halligan. You might know me from H&H Attorney at law. We typically run late night infomercials on sleezy networks that convince people to get a divorce. I'm the good-looking, charming guy that smiles into the camera and give a little wink, yea...
I'm a divorce chaser. What that means is I c... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | We sat to talk business, the old man and I.
"You're a young man." he began. "I remember what that was like."
He nudged a glass towards me and smiled.
"I remember when I married my first wife. She was so beautiful. So sweet and innocent. Like an angel. And then the daughter was our first born child. And then an... | My name is David, David Halligan. You might know me from H&H Attorney at law. We typically run late night infomercials on sleezy networks that convince people to get a divorce. I'm the good-looking, charming guy that smiles into the camera and give a little wink, yea...
I'm a divorce chaser. What that means is I c... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | "Officer Edmund, reporting in. I've got the two children in my car, and the divorcees are on their way in the van". I glanced in my rear-view mirror to see two wide-eyed kids, not much older than my own son, staring blankly back at me. I hated this part of the job, this wasn't what I signed up for in Police Academy.... | My name is David, David Halligan. You might know me from H&H Attorney at law. We typically run late night infomercials on sleezy networks that convince people to get a divorce. I'm the good-looking, charming guy that smiles into the camera and give a little wink, yea...
I'm a divorce chaser. What that means is I c... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I used to ask myself why; why people could throw away life so easily. How any human could make the decision of ending another person’s life because it was convenient for them? Society says it makes the generation stronger, that we as a whole will prosper without the Shards holding us back. The needs of the many outweig... | My name is David, David Halligan. You might know me from H&H Attorney at law. We typically run late night infomercials on sleezy networks that convince people to get a divorce. I'm the good-looking, charming guy that smiles into the camera and give a little wink, yea...
I'm a divorce chaser. What that means is I c... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I tried to cry quietly, but he still woke up.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"We need to break up," I said through my tears. I couldn't have picked a worse time to say it, but I couldn't have picked a better time either, so fuck it. Fuck everything.
I'd never get to fuck him again. Knowing that was one of the thousand th... | My name is David, David Halligan. You might know me from H&H Attorney at law. We typically run late night infomercials on sleezy networks that convince people to get a divorce. I'm the good-looking, charming guy that smiles into the camera and give a little wink, yea...
I'm a divorce chaser. What that means is I c... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | 15. I'd only be 15 when I die.
This wasn't right! It wasn't fair. I didn't ask to be born into this family, but now that I'm here I want to live! But that's not going to happen.
Not while my redneck daddy kept cheating on mama till she was so hurt that it didn't matter if I lived or died. Tonight She said it.
Divorce... | "Hey Joe, baby, come down stairs."
Oh shit, I know exactly what's going to happen. They've been arguing for months now. It's so obvious that they're not in love anymore. Normally, in other countries, I could survive. Being the only child between this odd couple. I could just be claimed by either one of them, and the o... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | We sat to talk business, the old man and I.
"You're a young man." he began. "I remember what that was like."
He nudged a glass towards me and smiled.
"I remember when I married my first wife. She was so beautiful. So sweet and innocent. Like an angel. And then the daughter was our first born child. And then an... | "Hey Joe, baby, come down stairs."
Oh shit, I know exactly what's going to happen. They've been arguing for months now. It's so obvious that they're not in love anymore. Normally, in other countries, I could survive. Being the only child between this odd couple. I could just be claimed by either one of them, and the o... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | "Officer Edmund, reporting in. I've got the two children in my car, and the divorcees are on their way in the van". I glanced in my rear-view mirror to see two wide-eyed kids, not much older than my own son, staring blankly back at me. I hated this part of the job, this wasn't what I signed up for in Police Academy.... | "Hey Joe, baby, come down stairs."
Oh shit, I know exactly what's going to happen. They've been arguing for months now. It's so obvious that they're not in love anymore. Normally, in other countries, I could survive. Being the only child between this odd couple. I could just be claimed by either one of them, and the o... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I used to ask myself why; why people could throw away life so easily. How any human could make the decision of ending another person’s life because it was convenient for them? Society says it makes the generation stronger, that we as a whole will prosper without the Shards holding us back. The needs of the many outweig... | "Hey Joe, baby, come down stairs."
Oh shit, I know exactly what's going to happen. They've been arguing for months now. It's so obvious that they're not in love anymore. Normally, in other countries, I could survive. Being the only child between this odd couple. I could just be claimed by either one of them, and the o... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I tried to cry quietly, but he still woke up.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"We need to break up," I said through my tears. I couldn't have picked a worse time to say it, but I couldn't have picked a better time either, so fuck it. Fuck everything.
I'd never get to fuck him again. Knowing that was one of the thousand th... | "Hey Joe, baby, come down stairs."
Oh shit, I know exactly what's going to happen. They've been arguing for months now. It's so obvious that they're not in love anymore. Normally, in other countries, I could survive. Being the only child between this odd couple. I could just be claimed by either one of them, and the o... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | "You do understand the law regarding divorce proceedings, don't you Sir?"
"I do, your honour."
"So you are aware that the termination of your marriage will result in the subsequent termination of 7 year old's life?"
"...Yes your honour"
"And you understand that there is no law preventing this course of acti... | "Hey Joe, baby, come down stairs."
Oh shit, I know exactly what's going to happen. They've been arguing for months now. It's so obvious that they're not in love anymore. Normally, in other countries, I could survive. Being the only child between this odd couple. I could just be claimed by either one of them, and the o... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I tried to cry quietly, but he still woke up.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"We need to break up," I said through my tears. I couldn't have picked a worse time to say it, but I couldn't have picked a better time either, so fuck it. Fuck everything.
I'd never get to fuck him again. Knowing that was one of the thousand th... | "Officer Edmund, reporting in. I've got the two children in my car, and the divorcees are on their way in the van". I glanced in my rear-view mirror to see two wide-eyed kids, not much older than my own son, staring blankly back at me. I hated this part of the job, this wasn't what I signed up for in Police Academy.... |
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | [WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed | I tried to cry quietly, but he still woke up.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"We need to break up," I said through my tears. I couldn't have picked a worse time to say it, but I couldn't have picked a better time either, so fuck it. Fuck everything.
I'd never get to fuck him again. Knowing that was one of the thousand th... | I used to ask myself why; why people could throw away life so easily. How any human could make the decision of ending another person’s life because it was convenient for them? Society says it makes the generation stronger, that we as a whole will prosper without the Shards holding us back. The needs of the many outweig... |
[WP] In an alternate universe, the Roman Empire never fell and the United States was born out of a revolution against the Romans. In 2014, the Roman Empire goes to war a second time against the United States of America. Describe this war from a soldier's point of view. | We arrived in a beachfront of Florida, and met pitiful resistance.
America had always fascinated me. Their splitting from our Empire was curious, since they were pretty much fellow Romans who were colonising a barbaric land. Perhaps it was the strange golden fruit of the land that enticed them to become devils, or th... | "Why the hell am I even here" I wondered as I ran for the abandoned apartment building as particle beams seared the air around me.
"Fuck the legion," I muttered as I pulled a pipe bomb out and tossed it at the legionaries. Their energy shields sprang from the gauntlets and they dropped into a defensive wall. It was w... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | i sneezed as the dust from the blinds sent some sort of saturated surge of irritants up my cranium and rippling instantaneously into my brain. one slat shook a little, but he didn't seem to notice. maybe one pm, probably, judging from his shadow. *that brisk walk, its... so sharp but his progress seems eerily slow...*
... | ---------------------------------THE TRUTH!!!!!-----------------------------------
"Knock knock."
"Who's There?" "I call.
"Whooty" comes the voice...
"Whootywho....Wait a second, is this some kind of damn Joke!" I open the door angrily only to find the worst joker of all.... The Truth.
"Whootywho" The Truth dead... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | My husband stood at the window, his worn hands holding back the sheer floral curtains that had once been a housewarming gift. His breathing was purposefully methodical and I could tell he was trying to remain calm as his eyes scanned the horizon outside our home. We lived in an old farmhouse, which stood alone in a nei... | ---------------------------------THE TRUTH!!!!!-----------------------------------
"Knock knock."
"Who's There?" "I call.
"Whooty" comes the voice...
"Whootywho....Wait a second, is this some kind of damn Joke!" I open the door angrily only to find the worst joker of all.... The Truth.
"Whootywho" The Truth dead... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | Alex sat in a slightly uncomfortable chair cleaning a strange pistol. Two patrol cars sat outside and slightly down the street. One suicide was not uncommon in this day and age. Two right next to each other was just weird, but five right next to one another, all in five days that was suspicious. The police had warned A... | ---------------------------------THE TRUTH!!!!!-----------------------------------
"Knock knock."
"Who's There?" "I call.
"Whooty" comes the voice...
"Whootywho....Wait a second, is this some kind of damn Joke!" I open the door angrily only to find the worst joker of all.... The Truth.
"Whootywho" The Truth dead... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I'm not crazy. I really want to get that out there first. Actually, thinking about it that isn't encouraging to read is it? Someone says to you they aren't crazy would immediately cause you to think that they are stark raving mad wouldn't it? Like when someone says don't think about pink elephants, pink elephants will ... | ---------------------------------THE TRUTH!!!!!-----------------------------------
"Knock knock."
"Who's There?" "I call.
"Whooty" comes the voice...
"Whootywho....Wait a second, is this some kind of damn Joke!" I open the door angrily only to find the worst joker of all.... The Truth.
"Whootywho" The Truth dead... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The knock came for the third time.
3 weeks ago it had begun, first with John down the street.
The police had done nothing, the neighbors tried calling after the first few, but they said the man was simply informing the houses on the block of a new program.
The suicides, unrelated, at first it seemed random, an eld... | ---------------------------------THE TRUTH!!!!!-----------------------------------
"Knock knock."
"Who's There?" "I call.
"Whooty" comes the voice...
"Whootywho....Wait a second, is this some kind of damn Joke!" I open the door angrily only to find the worst joker of all.... The Truth.
"Whootywho" The Truth dead... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | My husband stood at the window, his worn hands holding back the sheer floral curtains that had once been a housewarming gift. His breathing was purposefully methodical and I could tell he was trying to remain calm as his eyes scanned the horizon outside our home. We lived in an old farmhouse, which stood alone in a nei... | *knock knock knock*
Me: go the fuck away!
I live happily ever after with a bunch of new neighbors who smoke pot also. | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | My husband stood at the window, his worn hands holding back the sheer floral curtains that had once been a housewarming gift. His breathing was purposefully methodical and I could tell he was trying to remain calm as his eyes scanned the horizon outside our home. We lived in an old farmhouse, which stood alone in a nei... | I’ve never seen his face – the man in the suit who has been devastating this neighborhood for decades. Most people don’t notice, but I do. I spend most days looking out the window, or sitting on the porch in the afternoons. I’ve gotten too old to move around like I did once, but my mind is still sharp. And that’s why ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | My husband stood at the window, his worn hands holding back the sheer floral curtains that had once been a housewarming gift. His breathing was purposefully methodical and I could tell he was trying to remain calm as his eyes scanned the horizon outside our home. We lived in an old farmhouse, which stood alone in a nei... | The officers of the law watched helplessly as the man in the suit walked to my front door and knocked. Yesterday he had been at the McKinley's next door, the ambulance was waiting outside already. The day before was the new Chinese family that had just moved in. The day before that? Mrs. Dallas at the corner. Everythin... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | Alex sat in a slightly uncomfortable chair cleaning a strange pistol. Two patrol cars sat outside and slightly down the street. One suicide was not uncommon in this day and age. Two right next to each other was just weird, but five right next to one another, all in five days that was suspicious. The police had warned A... | A Jehovah's Witness? Jesus Christ those guys just don't give up. He had a black suit jacket and a white shirt on, missionary style, with beat up black dress shoes, you know the ones from walmart. His movements were exaggerated, almost robotic in nature. The tap was dripping again, damn it. Shit.
Robert hung himself, ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | Light. Bleh. I rubbed my eyes tried to make the headache go away. Somewhere in the corner of my mind I remembered a green dinosaur or purple shirted cat telling me that headaches are just unhappiness trapped in your head, that if I think happy thoughts, the headache will just go away.
I tried to think of something h... | A Jehovah's Witness? Jesus Christ those guys just don't give up. He had a black suit jacket and a white shirt on, missionary style, with beat up black dress shoes, you know the ones from walmart. His movements were exaggerated, almost robotic in nature. The tap was dripping again, damn it. Shit.
Robert hung himself, ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I'm not crazy. I really want to get that out there first. Actually, thinking about it that isn't encouraging to read is it? Someone says to you they aren't crazy would immediately cause you to think that they are stark raving mad wouldn't it? Like when someone says don't think about pink elephants, pink elephants will ... | A Jehovah's Witness? Jesus Christ those guys just don't give up. He had a black suit jacket and a white shirt on, missionary style, with beat up black dress shoes, you know the ones from walmart. His movements were exaggerated, almost robotic in nature. The tap was dripping again, damn it. Shit.
Robert hung himself, ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The knock came for the third time.
3 weeks ago it had begun, first with John down the street.
The police had done nothing, the neighbors tried calling after the first few, but they said the man was simply informing the houses on the block of a new program.
The suicides, unrelated, at first it seemed random, an eld... | A Jehovah's Witness? Jesus Christ those guys just don't give up. He had a black suit jacket and a white shirt on, missionary style, with beat up black dress shoes, you know the ones from walmart. His movements were exaggerated, almost robotic in nature. The tap was dripping again, damn it. Shit.
Robert hung himself, ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The first death was understandable. Leonard was 57, divorced, on the losing end of a bitter custody battle. Rumors murmured that the reason why--and why his daughter, Chelsea, wouldn't speak to him--he'd beaten her mother, forced her to flee to some kind of shelter. The house was quiet the day before, crawling with pol... | A Jehovah's Witness? Jesus Christ those guys just don't give up. He had a black suit jacket and a white shirt on, missionary style, with beat up black dress shoes, you know the ones from walmart. His movements were exaggerated, almost robotic in nature. The tap was dripping again, damn it. Shit.
Robert hung himself, ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | "Shhh, shh. He's coming!"
My little girl squealed as she threw open the door for the stranger.
"Hello, Mister!"
"Hi there Caitlyn. How was your morning?"
"It was great," she said while shyly swaying side to side. "Daddy made us special
pancakes. These were my favorite."
"Oh I know," he said with a throaty chuc... | A Jehovah's Witness? Jesus Christ those guys just don't give up. He had a black suit jacket and a white shirt on, missionary style, with beat up black dress shoes, you know the ones from walmart. His movements were exaggerated, almost robotic in nature. The tap was dripping again, damn it. Shit.
Robert hung himself, ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I did nothing but stare at the clock. *11:59*.
It would be one minute. One minute on the dot, and then the knocking would come. After the first few neighbors committed suicide, we began to pay more attention to what happened around our neighborhood. We noticed him by the fourth home, we were the sixth. Every home foll... | A Jehovah's Witness? Jesus Christ those guys just don't give up. He had a black suit jacket and a white shirt on, missionary style, with beat up black dress shoes, you know the ones from walmart. His movements were exaggerated, almost robotic in nature. The tap was dripping again, damn it. Shit.
Robert hung himself, ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | Alex sat in a slightly uncomfortable chair cleaning a strange pistol. Two patrol cars sat outside and slightly down the street. One suicide was not uncommon in this day and age. Two right next to each other was just weird, but five right next to one another, all in five days that was suspicious. The police had warned A... | There was nothing to indicate the recent tragedies that had descended on Miller's Park were anything more than the misfortune heat waves often seem to bring.
Patrick Stevens had had the prematurely hollowed eyes of an investment banker. When he was found dead in his garage, the motor of his Bentley Continental sti... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | Light. Bleh. I rubbed my eyes tried to make the headache go away. Somewhere in the corner of my mind I remembered a green dinosaur or purple shirted cat telling me that headaches are just unhappiness trapped in your head, that if I think happy thoughts, the headache will just go away.
I tried to think of something h... | There was nothing to indicate the recent tragedies that had descended on Miller's Park were anything more than the misfortune heat waves often seem to bring.
Patrick Stevens had had the prematurely hollowed eyes of an investment banker. When he was found dead in his garage, the motor of his Bentley Continental sti... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I'm not crazy. I really want to get that out there first. Actually, thinking about it that isn't encouraging to read is it? Someone says to you they aren't crazy would immediately cause you to think that they are stark raving mad wouldn't it? Like when someone says don't think about pink elephants, pink elephants will ... | There was nothing to indicate the recent tragedies that had descended on Miller's Park were anything more than the misfortune heat waves often seem to bring.
Patrick Stevens had had the prematurely hollowed eyes of an investment banker. When he was found dead in his garage, the motor of his Bentley Continental sti... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The knock came for the third time.
3 weeks ago it had begun, first with John down the street.
The police had done nothing, the neighbors tried calling after the first few, but they said the man was simply informing the houses on the block of a new program.
The suicides, unrelated, at first it seemed random, an eld... | There was nothing to indicate the recent tragedies that had descended on Miller's Park were anything more than the misfortune heat waves often seem to bring.
Patrick Stevens had had the prematurely hollowed eyes of an investment banker. When he was found dead in his garage, the motor of his Bentley Continental sti... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The first death was understandable. Leonard was 57, divorced, on the losing end of a bitter custody battle. Rumors murmured that the reason why--and why his daughter, Chelsea, wouldn't speak to him--he'd beaten her mother, forced her to flee to some kind of shelter. The house was quiet the day before, crawling with pol... | There was nothing to indicate the recent tragedies that had descended on Miller's Park were anything more than the misfortune heat waves often seem to bring.
Patrick Stevens had had the prematurely hollowed eyes of an investment banker. When he was found dead in his garage, the motor of his Bentley Continental sti... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | "Shhh, shh. He's coming!"
My little girl squealed as she threw open the door for the stranger.
"Hello, Mister!"
"Hi there Caitlyn. How was your morning?"
"It was great," she said while shyly swaying side to side. "Daddy made us special
pancakes. These were my favorite."
"Oh I know," he said with a throaty chuc... | There was nothing to indicate the recent tragedies that had descended on Miller's Park were anything more than the misfortune heat waves often seem to bring.
Patrick Stevens had had the prematurely hollowed eyes of an investment banker. When he was found dead in his garage, the motor of his Bentley Continental sti... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I did nothing but stare at the clock. *11:59*.
It would be one minute. One minute on the dot, and then the knocking would come. After the first few neighbors committed suicide, we began to pay more attention to what happened around our neighborhood. We noticed him by the fourth home, we were the sixth. Every home foll... | There was nothing to indicate the recent tragedies that had descended on Miller's Park were anything more than the misfortune heat waves often seem to bring.
Patrick Stevens had had the prematurely hollowed eyes of an investment banker. When he was found dead in his garage, the motor of his Bentley Continental sti... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | Alex sat in a slightly uncomfortable chair cleaning a strange pistol. Two patrol cars sat outside and slightly down the street. One suicide was not uncommon in this day and age. Two right next to each other was just weird, but five right next to one another, all in five days that was suspicious. The police had warned A... | i sneezed as the dust from the blinds sent some sort of saturated surge of irritants up my cranium and rippling instantaneously into my brain. one slat shook a little, but he didn't seem to notice. maybe one pm, probably, judging from his shadow. *that brisk walk, its... so sharp but his progress seems eerily slow...*
... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I'm not crazy. I really want to get that out there first. Actually, thinking about it that isn't encouraging to read is it? Someone says to you they aren't crazy would immediately cause you to think that they are stark raving mad wouldn't it? Like when someone says don't think about pink elephants, pink elephants will ... | i sneezed as the dust from the blinds sent some sort of saturated surge of irritants up my cranium and rippling instantaneously into my brain. one slat shook a little, but he didn't seem to notice. maybe one pm, probably, judging from his shadow. *that brisk walk, its... so sharp but his progress seems eerily slow...*
... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The knock came for the third time.
3 weeks ago it had begun, first with John down the street.
The police had done nothing, the neighbors tried calling after the first few, but they said the man was simply informing the houses on the block of a new program.
The suicides, unrelated, at first it seemed random, an eld... | i sneezed as the dust from the blinds sent some sort of saturated surge of irritants up my cranium and rippling instantaneously into my brain. one slat shook a little, but he didn't seem to notice. maybe one pm, probably, judging from his shadow. *that brisk walk, its... so sharp but his progress seems eerily slow...*
... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I'm not crazy. I really want to get that out there first. Actually, thinking about it that isn't encouraging to read is it? Someone says to you they aren't crazy would immediately cause you to think that they are stark raving mad wouldn't it? Like when someone says don't think about pink elephants, pink elephants will ... | Alex sat in a slightly uncomfortable chair cleaning a strange pistol. Two patrol cars sat outside and slightly down the street. One suicide was not uncommon in this day and age. Two right next to each other was just weird, but five right next to one another, all in five days that was suspicious. The police had warned A... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The knock came for the third time.
3 weeks ago it had begun, first with John down the street.
The police had done nothing, the neighbors tried calling after the first few, but they said the man was simply informing the houses on the block of a new program.
The suicides, unrelated, at first it seemed random, an eld... | Alex sat in a slightly uncomfortable chair cleaning a strange pistol. Two patrol cars sat outside and slightly down the street. One suicide was not uncommon in this day and age. Two right next to each other was just weird, but five right next to one another, all in five days that was suspicious. The police had warned A... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I'm not crazy. I really want to get that out there first. Actually, thinking about it that isn't encouraging to read is it? Someone says to you they aren't crazy would immediately cause you to think that they are stark raving mad wouldn't it? Like when someone says don't think about pink elephants, pink elephants will ... | Light. Bleh. I rubbed my eyes tried to make the headache go away. Somewhere in the corner of my mind I remembered a green dinosaur or purple shirted cat telling me that headaches are just unhappiness trapped in your head, that if I think happy thoughts, the headache will just go away.
I tried to think of something h... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The knock came for the third time.
3 weeks ago it had begun, first with John down the street.
The police had done nothing, the neighbors tried calling after the first few, but they said the man was simply informing the houses on the block of a new program.
The suicides, unrelated, at first it seemed random, an eld... | Light. Bleh. I rubbed my eyes tried to make the headache go away. Somewhere in the corner of my mind I remembered a green dinosaur or purple shirted cat telling me that headaches are just unhappiness trapped in your head, that if I think happy thoughts, the headache will just go away.
I tried to think of something h... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The knock came for the third time.
3 weeks ago it had begun, first with John down the street.
The police had done nothing, the neighbors tried calling after the first few, but they said the man was simply informing the houses on the block of a new program.
The suicides, unrelated, at first it seemed random, an eld... | I'm not crazy. I really want to get that out there first. Actually, thinking about it that isn't encouraging to read is it? Someone says to you they aren't crazy would immediately cause you to think that they are stark raving mad wouldn't it? Like when someone says don't think about pink elephants, pink elephants will ... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | The first death was understandable. Leonard was 57, divorced, on the losing end of a bitter custody battle. Rumors murmured that the reason why--and why his daughter, Chelsea, wouldn't speak to him--he'd beaten her mother, forced her to flee to some kind of shelter. The house was quiet the day before, crawling with pol... | "Good morning sir! I was wondering if you wanted to look at my fine selection of philosophies?" He asked. The man was cleanly dressed and holding open a suitcase with various books. *The Rebel* by Albert Camus, *The Sickness unto Death* by Kierkegaard and Pamela Anderson's Biography among other titles ranging from Diog... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | "Shhh, shh. He's coming!"
My little girl squealed as she threw open the door for the stranger.
"Hello, Mister!"
"Hi there Caitlyn. How was your morning?"
"It was great," she said while shyly swaying side to side. "Daddy made us special
pancakes. These were my favorite."
"Oh I know," he said with a throaty chuc... | "Good morning sir! I was wondering if you wanted to look at my fine selection of philosophies?" He asked. The man was cleanly dressed and holding open a suitcase with various books. *The Rebel* by Albert Camus, *The Sickness unto Death* by Kierkegaard and Pamela Anderson's Biography among other titles ranging from Diog... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I did nothing but stare at the clock. *11:59*.
It would be one minute. One minute on the dot, and then the knocking would come. After the first few neighbors committed suicide, we began to pay more attention to what happened around our neighborhood. We noticed him by the fourth home, we were the sixth. Every home foll... | "Good morning sir! I was wondering if you wanted to look at my fine selection of philosophies?" He asked. The man was cleanly dressed and holding open a suitcase with various books. *The Rebel* by Albert Camus, *The Sickness unto Death* by Kierkegaard and Pamela Anderson's Biography among other titles ranging from Diog... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | "Shhh, shh. He's coming!"
My little girl squealed as she threw open the door for the stranger.
"Hello, Mister!"
"Hi there Caitlyn. How was your morning?"
"It was great," she said while shyly swaying side to side. "Daddy made us special
pancakes. These were my favorite."
"Oh I know," he said with a throaty chuc... | The first death was understandable. Leonard was 57, divorced, on the losing end of a bitter custody battle. Rumors murmured that the reason why--and why his daughter, Chelsea, wouldn't speak to him--he'd beaten her mother, forced her to flee to some kind of shelter. The house was quiet the day before, crawling with pol... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | "Shhh, shh. He's coming!"
My little girl squealed as she threw open the door for the stranger.
"Hello, Mister!"
"Hi there Caitlyn. How was your morning?"
"It was great," she said while shyly swaying side to side. "Daddy made us special
pancakes. These were my favorite."
"Oh I know," he said with a throaty chuc... | My parents let it in without any resistance at all. I don't understand how it got in, but I can tell exactly who has come to visit from my position in the upstairs hall. I creep out and stare through the railing bars at the thin, sickly-looking man-thing. It doesn't look up at me, but I can feel its chilling presen... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I saw him walking the same bureaucratic walk down the sidewalk approaching the house. His briefcase hung from his grip at his side as he checked his watch. He reminded me of the Blues Brothers. His black suit, white shirt, skinny black tie and dark square sunglasses seemed straight out of a bad anti-government movie. I... | My parents let it in without any resistance at all. I don't understand how it got in, but I can tell exactly who has come to visit from my position in the upstairs hall. I creep out and stare through the railing bars at the thin, sickly-looking man-thing. It doesn't look up at me, but I can feel its chilling presen... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I did nothing but stare at the clock. *11:59*.
It would be one minute. One minute on the dot, and then the knocking would come. After the first few neighbors committed suicide, we began to pay more attention to what happened around our neighborhood. We noticed him by the fourth home, we were the sixth. Every home foll... | My parents let it in without any resistance at all. I don't understand how it got in, but I can tell exactly who has come to visit from my position in the upstairs hall. I creep out and stare through the railing bars at the thin, sickly-looking man-thing. It doesn't look up at me, but I can feel its chilling presen... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I saw the cloaked figure approach my door.
I opened my bedroom window, "Fuck off, you evil bastard!"
The hooded visage, turned upwards.
"Listen, I'm just doing my job, arsehole! I'm having a shit day, bother me any more and I'll knock your bloody door in!"
It was the postman, guess it was natural to wear a waterpr... | My parents let it in without any resistance at all. I don't understand how it got in, but I can tell exactly who has come to visit from my position in the upstairs hall. I creep out and stare through the railing bars at the thin, sickly-looking man-thing. It doesn't look up at me, but I can feel its chilling presen... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I open the door and welcome him in, the man in the charcoal grey suit. He looks harmless, tired with dark circles around his eyes, but I know that looks can be deceiving. This man has been killing off my neighbours and now he's come for me.
"Thank you for calling ahead Mr Janks, would you like some tea?" I plaster on ... | My parents let it in without any resistance at all. I don't understand how it got in, but I can tell exactly who has come to visit from my position in the upstairs hall. I creep out and stare through the railing bars at the thin, sickly-looking man-thing. It doesn't look up at me, but I can feel its chilling presen... | |
[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home. | I did nothing but stare at the clock. *11:59*.
It would be one minute. One minute on the dot, and then the knocking would come. After the first few neighbors committed suicide, we began to pay more attention to what happened around our neighborhood. We noticed him by the fourth home, we were the sixth. Every home foll... | I saw him walking the same bureaucratic walk down the sidewalk approaching the house. His briefcase hung from his grip at his side as he checked his watch. He reminded me of the Blues Brothers. His black suit, white shirt, skinny black tie and dark square sunglasses seemed straight out of a bad anti-government movie. I... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | I awoke tied up in a warehouse at around noon. The last thing I remembered I was walking down the street to get some Chinese food, it was Monday-I needed some comfort food.
"Hello? Hello, is anyone here?" I screamed at the top of my lungs several times. It was to no avail though. I started to get hungry and wondered i... | So I was walking to work like I always do, not paying attention to anyone or anything in particular. That's my biggest problem--lack of awareness, obliviousness. I'm always so caught up in my daydreams about stopping imaginary scoundrel thieves, getting featured on all the top news outlets for my heroism, and winning b... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | I was being held captive. funny, I really didn't see this coming when I woke up this morning, then again, who would?
All I wanted to do was go to my shitty dead end desk job, maybe eat some subway on my way home, watch some Breaking Bad on NetFlix on the couch, and go to sleep. Why did life have to be so complicated?
... | So I was walking to work like I always do, not paying attention to anyone or anything in particular. That's my biggest problem--lack of awareness, obliviousness. I'm always so caught up in my daydreams about stopping imaginary scoundrel thieves, getting featured on all the top news outlets for my heroism, and winning b... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | "I'd like a Combo #1, large fries large Coke and a Combo #4, large fries Large Sprite."
There was some muttering in the back seat, I struggled to make it out. I had her repeat herself in a volume I could actually hear, and continued.
"I'm sorry - Make it a Diet Sprite and also an Apple Pie."
After a brief disagreem... | So I was walking to work like I always do, not paying attention to anyone or anything in particular. That's my biggest problem--lack of awareness, obliviousness. I'm always so caught up in my daydreams about stopping imaginary scoundrel thieves, getting featured on all the top news outlets for my heroism, and winning b... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | It was 3:43 am, according to the digital clock on my nightstand, when I was jolted into a sweaty consciousness. In my dazed state, I could swear I heard the dull thud of feet hitting a carpeted floor. It was typically my husband’s responsibility to confirm there was no one in the house, but he was away on business th... | So I was walking to work like I always do, not paying attention to anyone or anything in particular. That's my biggest problem--lack of awareness, obliviousness. I'm always so caught up in my daydreams about stopping imaginary scoundrel thieves, getting featured on all the top news outlets for my heroism, and winning b... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | I awoke tied up in a warehouse at around noon. The last thing I remembered I was walking down the street to get some Chinese food, it was Monday-I needed some comfort food.
"Hello? Hello, is anyone here?" I screamed at the top of my lungs several times. It was to no avail though. I started to get hungry and wondered i... | I awoke to a blind fold, and halitosis.
“You have been taken hostage.” The nasally voice boomed and echoed in the presumably empty room. “Not for ransom or violence,” I could feel the hot breath rancid breath against my face. “But because I really need someone to talk to.”
I sat there in the darkness of my…er…blindf... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | I was being held captive. funny, I really didn't see this coming when I woke up this morning, then again, who would?
All I wanted to do was go to my shitty dead end desk job, maybe eat some subway on my way home, watch some Breaking Bad on NetFlix on the couch, and go to sleep. Why did life have to be so complicated?
... | I awoke to a blind fold, and halitosis.
“You have been taken hostage.” The nasally voice boomed and echoed in the presumably empty room. “Not for ransom or violence,” I could feel the hot breath rancid breath against my face. “But because I really need someone to talk to.”
I sat there in the darkness of my…er…blindf... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | "I'd like a Combo #1, large fries large Coke and a Combo #4, large fries Large Sprite."
There was some muttering in the back seat, I struggled to make it out. I had her repeat herself in a volume I could actually hear, and continued.
"I'm sorry - Make it a Diet Sprite and also an Apple Pie."
After a brief disagreem... | I awoke to a blind fold, and halitosis.
“You have been taken hostage.” The nasally voice boomed and echoed in the presumably empty room. “Not for ransom or violence,” I could feel the hot breath rancid breath against my face. “But because I really need someone to talk to.”
I sat there in the darkness of my…er…blindf... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | I was being held captive. funny, I really didn't see this coming when I woke up this morning, then again, who would?
All I wanted to do was go to my shitty dead end desk job, maybe eat some subway on my way home, watch some Breaking Bad on NetFlix on the couch, and go to sleep. Why did life have to be so complicated?
... | It was good at the top. I had money. Cars. Houses. Friends that got recognized. Hell, I was starting to get recognized. I was having a good day. A day off from my new, fast life of trading compliments with talkshow hosts, or poking at the most famous minds of my generation. I had figured everything out. How to unlock t... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | "I'd like a Combo #1, large fries large Coke and a Combo #4, large fries Large Sprite."
There was some muttering in the back seat, I struggled to make it out. I had her repeat herself in a volume I could actually hear, and continued.
"I'm sorry - Make it a Diet Sprite and also an Apple Pie."
After a brief disagreem... | It was good at the top. I had money. Cars. Houses. Friends that got recognized. Hell, I was starting to get recognized. I was having a good day. A day off from my new, fast life of trading compliments with talkshow hosts, or poking at the most famous minds of my generation. I had figured everything out. How to unlock t... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | I was being held captive. funny, I really didn't see this coming when I woke up this morning, then again, who would?
All I wanted to do was go to my shitty dead end desk job, maybe eat some subway on my way home, watch some Breaking Bad on NetFlix on the couch, and go to sleep. Why did life have to be so complicated?
... | I sit alone in this small room, as I have for so many years, with little else but books to keep me company. I've spent decades studying the great tomes spanning the history of the written word, I've learned roughly how to interpret Egyptian hieroglyphs and Chinese characters from their ancient records. You can learn ... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | "I'd like a Combo #1, large fries large Coke and a Combo #4, large fries Large Sprite."
There was some muttering in the back seat, I struggled to make it out. I had her repeat herself in a volume I could actually hear, and continued.
"I'm sorry - Make it a Diet Sprite and also an Apple Pie."
After a brief disagreem... | I sit alone in this small room, as I have for so many years, with little else but books to keep me company. I've spent decades studying the great tomes spanning the history of the written word, I've learned roughly how to interpret Egyptian hieroglyphs and Chinese characters from their ancient records. You can learn ... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | "I'd like a Combo #1, large fries large Coke and a Combo #4, large fries Large Sprite."
There was some muttering in the back seat, I struggled to make it out. I had her repeat herself in a volume I could actually hear, and continued.
"I'm sorry - Make it a Diet Sprite and also an Apple Pie."
After a brief disagreem... | I awoke tied up in a warehouse at around noon. The last thing I remembered I was walking down the street to get some Chinese food, it was Monday-I needed some comfort food.
"Hello? Hello, is anyone here?" I screamed at the top of my lungs several times. It was to no avail though. I started to get hungry and wondered i... | |
[WP] Captive Audience: You've been taken hostage, not for ransom or for violence, but because your captor just really needs someone to talk to. | "I'd like a Combo #1, large fries large Coke and a Combo #4, large fries Large Sprite."
There was some muttering in the back seat, I struggled to make it out. I had her repeat herself in a volume I could actually hear, and continued.
"I'm sorry - Make it a Diet Sprite and also an Apple Pie."
After a brief disagreem... | I was being held captive. funny, I really didn't see this coming when I woke up this morning, then again, who would?
All I wanted to do was go to my shitty dead end desk job, maybe eat some subway on my way home, watch some Breaking Bad on NetFlix on the couch, and go to sleep. Why did life have to be so complicated?
... | |
How does the reaper react to the young girl? How has their relationship changed over the years? What caused the injury?
Go wild.
| [WP] A young girl, able to see spirits, befriends a reaper for lost souls. Years later the reaper arrives to her home, wounded, needing to talk. | The clock read 12:15. Samantha Barnes, a 15 years old girl, sat on the side of her bed facing the windows, hands folded on her lap, patiently waiting for her dear friend. The pale moonlight fell softly upon her figure, illuminating her small frame, the most notable part was her foot bandaged and in a cast.
"He's ru... | She gave the cat food, although the cat would not come out from under the sofa. She sat on the sofa instead, making cooing noises and fiddling with her phone, entering the security code and staring at the keypad until it went black, then starting again. The light faded outside, and the frogs in the creek at the bottom ... |
How does the reaper react to the young girl? How has their relationship changed over the years? What caused the injury?
Go wild.
| [WP] A young girl, able to see spirits, befriends a reaper for lost souls. Years later the reaper arrives to her home, wounded, needing to talk. | It was midnight.
There were three knocks on the door.
"Just a minute." Sarah shouted.
She groaned and threw off her blankets. She rubbed her eyes and stepped onto the cold floor. The bright, sharp sickle of the crescent moon shone in through the balcony's glass door, peeking between high-rises.
Sarah waddled acros... | Madelaine hated life to the tune of two hundred and seventy nine pounds, plus a bag of Cheetos. While she lay half asleep, Laremy sat on the edge of her bed, fishing Cheetos out one at a time with a non-corpeal hand, and then chewing them into a primary yellow cloud that caked the corner of the spread. Come daybreak,... |
The animal would probably not be of the user's choice.
Just putting that out there. | [WP] At the age of 18, people summon an animal that perfectly fits their personality to be their Guardian Spirit. | She flew over the rooftops, leaping from one to another in the bright silver moonlight. It was the night of her 18th birthday, and she was looking for trouble. Myth had it that a sprit animal could be influenced in some way, heightened, perhaps, by the situation in which it was born. She knew she needed a lion, or a ti... | I could feel the winter chill seeping in through my torn sock. God bless the poor damn soul who threw in score of wood-splits to get the fire running. Darkness tiptoed its way around as the sun sank into the horizon. My beat-up jacket did a fairly good job of keeping the warmth in, and I sat by the fire stroking Bell w... |
The animal would probably not be of the user's choice.
Just putting that out there. | [WP] At the age of 18, people summon an animal that perfectly fits their personality to be their Guardian Spirit. | She flew over the rooftops, leaping from one to another in the bright silver moonlight. It was the night of her 18th birthday, and she was looking for trouble. Myth had it that a sprit animal could be influenced in some way, heightened, perhaps, by the situation in which it was born. She knew she needed a lion, or a ti... | "Hello?"
"Ah, yes, come, come! 18 you are, true?"
"Uhm... Yes. Yes I am."
"Then sit you do! Come, be afraid not."
Elissa slowly walked towards the bearded man. His accent sounds strangely familiar, and the white mask the man wore was too. Rural, almost tribal, markings covered the mask. She had seen one before,... |
The animal would probably not be of the user's choice.
Just putting that out there. | [WP] At the age of 18, people summon an animal that perfectly fits their personality to be their Guardian Spirit. | Same day, same routine. Wake up. Eat some breakfast. Go to the yard and watch the gangs. Lift a bit. Eat lunch. Watch the gangs in the common room and their bitching over what is on the tv. Eat dinner. Lights out.
Life in prison is pretty much repeating the same day over and over. There are little things here and the... | "Hello?"
"Ah, yes, come, come! 18 you are, true?"
"Uhm... Yes. Yes I am."
"Then sit you do! Come, be afraid not."
Elissa slowly walked towards the bearded man. His accent sounds strangely familiar, and the white mask the man wore was too. Rural, almost tribal, markings covered the mask. She had seen one before,... |
The animal would probably not be of the user's choice.
Just putting that out there. | [WP] At the age of 18, people summon an animal that perfectly fits their personality to be their Guardian Spirit. | Something always annoyed Laura about making decisions before the much lauded wisdom of age. “Education is a series of decisions, a thinning out options, cementing your life's trajectory into nirvana or the arse end of nowhere.” Laura had protested, two years ago, when selecting GCSE subjects with her friends. They ga... | "Hello?"
"Ah, yes, come, come! 18 you are, true?"
"Uhm... Yes. Yes I am."
"Then sit you do! Come, be afraid not."
Elissa slowly walked towards the bearded man. His accent sounds strangely familiar, and the white mask the man wore was too. Rural, almost tribal, markings covered the mask. She had seen one before,... |
The animal would probably not be of the user's choice.
Just putting that out there. | [WP] At the age of 18, people summon an animal that perfectly fits their personality to be their Guardian Spirit. | A wolf, a lion, oh hell even a shark would be badass! I'd always felt as if I held something fierce inside of me, a predatory animal ready to be awakened. I'd begun to change myself to better fit the persona of one, a lone wolf, a prideful lion, a bloodthirsty shark. Then came the day of the discovery. Such a mysteriou... | "Hello?"
"Ah, yes, come, come! 18 you are, true?"
"Uhm... Yes. Yes I am."
"Then sit you do! Come, be afraid not."
Elissa slowly walked towards the bearded man. His accent sounds strangely familiar, and the white mask the man wore was too. Rural, almost tribal, markings covered the mask. She had seen one before,... |
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