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[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Being unable to hold his curiosity any longer, he presses his ear into the wall. He holds breath, and closes his other ear to listen for any noise. He hears faint crying which sounded as if it were coming from a child. In a panic to save whoever was in trouble, he tries to open the door. The door won't open.
"Whoever'... | He finds an empty room and another door. The door locks behind him. He opens the 2nd door and finds another small empty room with a door. He continues opening door after door after door. He gives up and starts crying and doesn't understand where he is. He cries in prayer and as he's on the floor screaming, he find... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | He finds an empty room and another door. The door locks behind him. He opens the 2nd door and finds another small empty room with a door. He continues opening door after door after door. He gives up and starts crying and doesn't understand where he is. He cries in prayer and as he's on the floor screaming, he find... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | He finds an empty room and another door. The door locks behind him. He opens the 2nd door and finds another small empty room with a door. He continues opening door after door after door. He gives up and starts crying and doesn't understand where he is. He cries in prayer and as he's on the floor screaming, he find... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | He finds an empty room and another door. The door locks behind him. He opens the 2nd door and finds another small empty room with a door. He continues opening door after door after door. He gives up and starts crying and doesn't understand where he is. He cries in prayer and as he's on the floor screaming, he find... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | As the guard opens the door he finds a single used tire lying in the center of the room. Puzzled he looked around to find more, but came up empty handed. The guard leaves the room locking it back up and within moments a car pulls up and 2 men in suits get out. "How does it feel?" they asked, "how does what feel?" th... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | He opens the door and see's an identical room as the one he stood in for so many years. A man much like himself wearing an identical uniform is standing there. Their eyes meet and the second guard says:
"You know I always wanted to do that." | Neil stood in front of the nondescript wooden door. A door he had been guarding over for almost ten years. In fact at the end of his shift tonight it would be ten years exactly. He remembered when he first got the job. He was in college, barely passing classes, unsure what to do with his life. All he really needed was ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | Neil stood in front of the nondescript wooden door. A door he had been guarding over for almost ten years. In fact at the end of his shift tonight it would be ten years exactly. He remembered when he first got the job. He was in college, barely passing classes, unsure what to do with his life. All he really needed was ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | Neil stood in front of the nondescript wooden door. A door he had been guarding over for almost ten years. In fact at the end of his shift tonight it would be ten years exactly. He remembered when he first got the job. He was in college, barely passing classes, unsure what to do with his life. All he really needed was ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | Neil stood in front of the nondescript wooden door. A door he had been guarding over for almost ten years. In fact at the end of his shift tonight it would be ten years exactly. He remembered when he first got the job. He was in college, barely passing classes, unsure what to do with his life. All he really needed was ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | The door creaked open, a cold air blowing past the guard.
He creeped into the room, taking a few steps before he seemed to bump into something.
^Jungle ^life
^I'm ^far ^away ^from ^nowhere
^On ^my ^own ^like ^Tarzan ^Boy
The guard turned round to see the re-animate corpse of JimmyMcShane, lead vocals for the band Ba... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | The door creaked open, a cold air blowing past the guard.
He creeped into the room, taking a few steps before he seemed to bump into something.
^Jungle ^life
^I'm ^far ^away ^from ^nowhere
^On ^my ^own ^like ^Tarzan ^Boy
The guard turned round to see the re-animate corpse of JimmyMcShane, lead vocals for the band Ba... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | The door creaked open, a cold air blowing past the guard.
He creeped into the room, taking a few steps before he seemed to bump into something.
^Jungle ^life
^I'm ^far ^away ^from ^nowhere
^On ^my ^own ^like ^Tarzan ^Boy
The guard turned round to see the re-animate corpse of JimmyMcShane, lead vocals for the band Ba... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Being unable to hold his curiosity any longer, he presses his ear into the wall. He holds breath, and closes his other ear to listen for any noise. He hears faint crying which sounded as if it were coming from a child. In a panic to save whoever was in trouble, he tries to open the door. The door won't open.
"Whoever'... | My hands trembled as I slid the key card into the lock. I knew this was the end of my career here. I needed to know, it was driving me mad. As I turned the door handle I began perspiring and my hands were slick with sweat. Gingerly I swung the door open and there it was. The thing I had diligently guarded for my entire... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | My hands trembled as I slid the key card into the lock. I knew this was the end of my career here. I needed to know, it was driving me mad. As I turned the door handle I began perspiring and my hands were slick with sweat. Gingerly I swung the door open and there it was. The thing I had diligently guarded for my entire... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | My hands trembled as I slid the key card into the lock. I knew this was the end of my career here. I needed to know, it was driving me mad. As I turned the door handle I began perspiring and my hands were slick with sweat. Gingerly I swung the door open and there it was. The thing I had diligently guarded for my entire... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | My hands trembled as I slid the key card into the lock. I knew this was the end of my career here. I needed to know, it was driving me mad. As I turned the door handle I began perspiring and my hands were slick with sweat. Gingerly I swung the door open and there it was. The thing I had diligently guarded for my entire... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | He opens the door and see's an identical room as the one he stood in for so many years. A man much like himself wearing an identical uniform is standing there. Their eyes meet and the second guard says:
"You know I always wanted to do that." | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | He opens the door and see's an identical room as the one he stood in for so many years. A man much like himself wearing an identical uniform is standing there. Their eyes meet and the second guard says:
"You know I always wanted to do that." | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | He opens the door and see's an identical room as the one he stood in for so many years. A man much like himself wearing an identical uniform is standing there. Their eyes meet and the second guard says:
"You know I always wanted to do that." | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | Large and grey the door stood before me. Dust gathers on the handle and the hinges fill with rust. Never have I seen this door open. Once I thought it would during an evacuation of the building during a bomb scare. The police shifted everyone from the building into another nearby. However, they never even checked ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | Large and grey the door stood before me. Dust gathers on the handle and the hinges fill with rust. Never have I seen this door open. Once I thought it would during an evacuation of the building during a bomb scare. The police shifted everyone from the building into another nearby. However, they never even checked ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | Large and grey the door stood before me. Dust gathers on the handle and the hinges fill with rust. Never have I seen this door open. Once I thought it would during an evacuation of the building during a bomb scare. The police shifted everyone from the building into another nearby. However, they never even checked ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | I open the door.
There's a room, just as big as the one I was standing in. The same institutional fluorescent lights in the same institutional fluorescent ceiling above the same institutional white painted sheetrock walls with the institutional grey easy-mop flooring that bathtubs a foot up the wall.
The same giant o... | Large and grey the door stood before me. Dust gathers on the handle and the hinges fill with rust. Never have I seen this door open. Once I thought it would during an evacuation of the building during a bomb scare. The police shifted everyone from the building into another nearby. However, they never even checked ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door slid open effortlessly considering it hadn't been opened in the years I'd been guarding it. I picked up the single piece of paper that was on the floor behind it.
>You're fired.
Ah.
Edit: And my first gold. Thank you :) | Large and grey the door stood before me. Dust gathers on the handle and the hinges fill with rust. Never have I seen this door open. Once I thought it would during an evacuation of the building during a bomb scare. The police shifted everyone from the building into another nearby. However, they never even checked ... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | Being unable to hold his curiosity any longer, he presses his ear into the wall. He holds breath, and closes his other ear to listen for any noise. He hears faint crying which sounded as if it were coming from a child. In a panic to save whoever was in trouble, he tries to open the door. The door won't open.
"Whoever'... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | Being unable to hold his curiosity any longer, he presses his ear into the wall. He holds breath, and closes his other ear to listen for any noise. He hears faint crying which sounded as if it were coming from a child. In a panic to save whoever was in trouble, he tries to open the door. The door won't open.
"Whoever'... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | Being unable to hold his curiosity any longer, he presses his ear into the wall. He holds breath, and closes his other ear to listen for any noise. He hears faint crying which sounded as if it were coming from a child. In a panic to save whoever was in trouble, he tries to open the door. The door won't open.
"Whoever'... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | The door opened to reveal what seemed like a mirror image of the corridor he stood in each day. He was looking at the back of another guard. His uniform was identical. It was incredulous. Without knowing it he let out a small gasp. At that moment the other guard spun around. Upon locking eyes they each drew their weapo... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he stepped in to the darkest room he had ever seen, the heavily rusted iron door slammed shut behind him. He was too frightened to even scream.
Ten minutes later, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness. There were 7 human skeletons lying on the floor wearing the same dress as him.
Horrified, he leaped back at the d... | Holy crap, I actually wrote a short story a while ago that exactly fits this prompt based on a recurring nightmare.
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Chief Gildenhal mulled over the nearly empty glass of whiskey in his hand. 29 years of manning his post, and he still had no idea what he was here for. What he was doing.
... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door slid open effortlessly considering it hadn't been opened in the years I'd been guarding it. I picked up the single piece of paper that was on the floor behind it.
>You're fired.
Ah.
Edit: And my first gold. Thank you :) | I open the door.
There's a room, just as big as the one I was standing in. The same institutional fluorescent lights in the same institutional fluorescent ceiling above the same institutional white painted sheetrock walls with the institutional grey easy-mop flooring that bathtubs a foot up the wall.
The same giant o... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | As he leaned his head against the cool metal, Major Reynolds covered his eyes with his right hand. Removing his hand from his eyes, he checked the face of his watch.
Three hours and twenty seven minutes to go.
These shifts felt endless; standing in front of a steel door in a small facility located in a seemingly endl... | Things hadn't being going well for Jim lately. Sandy, his girlfriend, had left him recently, going so far as to take Jim's dog with her. He had been forced to move to a smaller, cheaper, bug-infested apartment after the breakup. His job paid decently enough, but it was boring as hell and offered no chance of advancemen... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door slid open effortlessly considering it hadn't been opened in the years I'd been guarding it. I picked up the single piece of paper that was on the floor behind it.
>You're fired.
Ah.
Edit: And my first gold. Thank you :) | Things hadn't being going well for Jim lately. Sandy, his girlfriend, had left him recently, going so far as to take Jim's dog with her. He had been forced to move to a smaller, cheaper, bug-infested apartment after the breakup. His job paid decently enough, but it was boring as hell and offered no chance of advancemen... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door slid open effortlessly considering it hadn't been opened in the years I'd been guarding it. I picked up the single piece of paper that was on the floor behind it.
>You're fired.
Ah.
Edit: And my first gold. Thank you :) | As he leaned his head against the cool metal, Major Reynolds covered his eyes with his right hand. Removing his hand from his eyes, he checked the face of his watch.
Three hours and twenty seven minutes to go.
These shifts felt endless; standing in front of a steel door in a small facility located in a seemingly endl... | |
[WP] A security officer is charged with guarding a door but he's never been allowed to enter. After years of service, he has never seen anyone use the door. Describe what he finds after not being able to hold off his curiosity any longer. | The door slid open effortlessly considering it hadn't been opened in the years I'd been guarding it. I picked up the single piece of paper that was on the floor behind it.
>You're fired.
Ah.
Edit: And my first gold. Thank you :) | [EDIT: Thanks for all the positive comments and feedback guys, this was my first story on this sub!]
“Number 121, Ricky Fergusson. Please step forward onto the plate for analysis.” I remember the first words so clearly, despite the fact this was 15 years ago. There were a bunch of us, 121 exactly. I was the last of th... | |
[WP] In a world where the most intelligent of humans cannot match the computation power of machines... Humanity struggles to find a meaning for being | They say there's a God. A God of Humans. I don’t know if I believe them, but that's what they say. They say he sits in a cave at the top of Mont Kreskin. They say, hundreds of years ago, someone ventured up to see him ... and returned. Alive. I don’t know if it's true. I don’t know if I believe it. But that's w... | Hershaffander Reynolds walked down 6th street at 6:00pm as he had every day for the past 20 years. All around him he saw people trying to be different, learning obscure skills, singing, fighting, doing whatever pathetic attempts they could to be different. To somehow justify their existence. Hershaffander had been arou... | |
[WP] In a world where the most intelligent of humans cannot match the computation power of machines... Humanity struggles to find a meaning for being | They say there's a God. A God of Humans. I don’t know if I believe them, but that's what they say. They say he sits in a cave at the top of Mont Kreskin. They say, hundreds of years ago, someone ventured up to see him ... and returned. Alive. I don’t know if it's true. I don’t know if I believe it. But that's w... | Life used to mean something. A child was born to grow up, to find a spouse, to have kids, to make the cycle repeat itself. Humanity lived to stay alive. Humanity was waiting for something, but it didn't know what.
It's an over-generalization to say every person lived this way. There are those today that don't want to ... | |
[wp]As the clock strikes 12 on New Years Eve every screen in the world brodcasts a transmition from a forign alien race claiming they will invade in exactly 100 years from now. What happens? | Admiral Colins sat in the captains chair watching the clock tick down. 23:30 12/31/2114. His thoughts drifted back to when he was 6 and his father first told him about what was coming in 35 years. Who would have thought that young boy would the commander of the most powerful force the earth had ever seen.
A bead ... | All eyes in the White House were glued to the television screen as the ball descended on Times Square. But instead of the expected light display after “one,” the picture fuzzed out, and was replaced by a strange, nearly human-looking face.
The face was pure white with pinkish eyes. Albino, it would seem. Large ears... | |
[WP] You are the first human clone without defect. What is your first day of High School like? | "Did you pack your things?"
"Yes, mom, I did."
"Remember, if anyone with a camera or whoever looks like a reporter comes by, you just hide. Any questions, 'no comments', okay?"
"Yes, mom."
Andrew went out the door and was ready to go. But he turned around at the last time. "Mom..."
"Yes, son?"
"Are there any othe... | My first day of school at New London Central, in the city of New London, on the planet Ardfaxis Prime. My first day, but for them, their 71st. My model, as they are called, was me. Although that doesn't help you much, what you need to understand first is that I'm not like the other attempts at Frankenstein life. I h... | |
You can be asleep during your hour. However, daily life functions pretty much as it does in our universe, so 9-5 is still the common work schedule, etc. etc. | [WP] In this universe, everyone is happy all day every day - except for one hour a day where they are suicidally depressed. Everyone is born having a certain suicidal hour. You got lucky with a 4am slot, which has always been convenient for you - until today. | Nowadays, it’s easy to count how lucky you are. I know it wasn’t always like this; we’ve all heard the horror stories in History class. My wife is a therapist, and she’s got a whole library of books from the Bad Times. When people’s thoughts naturally strayed to the defensive and negative. I’ve flipped through a couple... | It was a weekend. Best night of my life. Met Janet. Oh my god. She was so hot. We spent the night talking. Normally I'm asleep by 12 or even 1am. I was startled to hear my wrist watch going off, informing me it was 345 am. I told Janet. She grimaced. Hmmm. What could I do? It was just an hour. " Janet? I want you t... |
You can be asleep during your hour. However, daily life functions pretty much as it does in our universe, so 9-5 is still the common work schedule, etc. etc. | [WP] In this universe, everyone is happy all day every day - except for one hour a day where they are suicidally depressed. Everyone is born having a certain suicidal hour. You got lucky with a 4am slot, which has always been convenient for you - until today. | I didn't mind not being able to pull all-nighters. I have been asleep in my hour all but a handful of times. Oh boy, did I learn my lesson.
Luckily, I survived those times.
I turned down so many dates, so many girls. I needed to find one with a similar hour. I wanted a good life.
My wife is perfect. Her hour is th... | I wake up gashing for air. Another nightmare.
I look at the black alarm clock with the green digits on it, the only thing illuminating the room. 3:55 AM.
Shit. I have always taken the precaution to be asleep at this hour. Always. A sleeping pill here, a sleeping pill there. That's how I have avoided this fucking doom... |
My very first prompt in this subreddit. Can't wait to see what you guys come up with.
A lot of you create amazing reads. | [WP] Every single person in society gets one free wish, no strings attached. Anything that happens after wishes are granted are truly just random as life. You are a counselor who helps people that have come to feel total regret for what they wished for. | Some can still remember a time before the wishes. It is they, I feel, who chose the most poorly. I've heard it used to be many a man's dream, but now it is every man's nightmare.
I used to see more immortals than anyone else, though fewer and fewer are turning up to our weekly sessions. The sessions are often silent, ... | First response and I'm using an iPod, so don't blame me if the quality is bad.
Mr. Hecklesburn was my next patient. Had apparently wished for infinite luck, but as the old saying goes, la vie est drôle, life is a funny thing. Turns out the human brain needs some amount of darkness or you go insane. His life was per... |
My very first prompt in this subreddit. Can't wait to see what you guys come up with.
A lot of you create amazing reads. | [WP] Every single person in society gets one free wish, no strings attached. Anything that happens after wishes are granted are truly just random as life. You are a counselor who helps people that have come to feel total regret for what they wished for. | You can't just wish for a million dollars, or to be President of the World. It doesn't work like that. To be honest, we know more about what *doesn't* work than what does. Here's what we have been able to figure out: The wish seems to have to be something you could realistically achieve on your own, in your own circums... | First response and I'm using an iPod, so don't blame me if the quality is bad.
Mr. Hecklesburn was my next patient. Had apparently wished for infinite luck, but as the old saying goes, la vie est drôle, life is a funny thing. Turns out the human brain needs some amount of darkness or you go insane. His life was per... |
My very first prompt in this subreddit. Can't wait to see what you guys come up with.
A lot of you create amazing reads. | [WP] Every single person in society gets one free wish, no strings attached. Anything that happens after wishes are granted are truly just random as life. You are a counselor who helps people that have come to feel total regret for what they wished for. | You can't just wish for a million dollars, or to be President of the World. It doesn't work like that. To be honest, we know more about what *doesn't* work than what does. Here's what we have been able to figure out: The wish seems to have to be something you could realistically achieve on your own, in your own circums... | Every day I come to work, sit behind a desk and listen to people’s regret stories. I help people understand their wish was the right choice at the moment. It is not an easy job but I love it and I am great at it. It is true we live in an unfair system. Our country grants wishes at different ages, we are not like first ... |
[WP] Write a story about a cheesecake, a tablecloth and your long lost brother. | Julia Roberts, as you know, I am your husband. I have terminal cancer. Also, I ran into your long lost brother at the hospital. We went out for cheesecake and bought a tablecloth. | It froze overnight. My mother told me it was going to on the phone yesterday . She worries about these things. She told me not to come over for dinner tonight 'The roads will be to icy, you had better just stay home.' I can't leave her alone, not this time of year and certainly not tonight.
She gave my a new springfo... | |
[WP] Write a story about a cheesecake, a tablecloth and your long lost brother. | My brother and I used to do that tablecloth trick, the one where you yank it off the table as fast as you can and all the settings stay in place. Well, they are supposed to. They didn't the last time we played. He had gotten so good at it, he wanted to try on the dinner table. He was bored performing with the plastic t... | It froze overnight. My mother told me it was going to on the phone yesterday . She worries about these things. She told me not to come over for dinner tonight 'The roads will be to icy, you had better just stay home.' I can't leave her alone, not this time of year and certainly not tonight.
She gave my a new springfo... | |
[WP] Write a story about a cheesecake, a tablecloth and your long lost brother. | My brother and I used to do that tablecloth trick, the one where you yank it off the table as fast as you can and all the settings stay in place. Well, they are supposed to. They didn't the last time we played. He had gotten so good at it, he wanted to try on the dinner table. He was bored performing with the plastic t... | Writing high for first time in wp so bare with me.
I could see the familiarity of his nose, flat and wide, almost pig like. My nose, the family nose, on an alien face. It disturbed me to see this hint of a family I knew so well on face I'd never seen before. I saw the nose grow to cover the face, all I could see was t... | |
[WP] What started out as a suicide note written by a man suffering from depression, turns into an award winning best selling novel. | Amazon reviews for "To ~~Whoever~~Whomever Finds This Note"
★★★★★ **Eat your heart out, Mindy Kaling!**
Definitely recommended for people who loved The Office and other "cringe" humor. I would have paid full price just for the "Financial Troubles" chapter, but the stuff about sex... I had to put it down, my sides we... | *Please critique. It's one of my first efforts.*
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My father died over seven years ago. He had been chronically depressed for years, and, although it sounds awful, I am relieved that he found peace. And, in the end, his action that hurt us most turned out to be his greatest gift.
Throughout his life he had tried to ... | |
[WP] A survivor in a zombie apocalypse finally gets bitten. While turning, they realize that zombies are in fact doctors trying to deliver a cure that will rid "survivors" of their insanity, while the secondary realization that they have been killing humans this entire time slowly sets in. | “But I am the legend. I can’t be killed.” I looked down at the bite on my leg. It was over. I was angry at myself. I needed to find a gun and put it to my head before I turned. I had five, maybe ten minutes at best. I kicked the zombie who had bit me in the face and tried to race to the door, but my legs had been tied ... | *tick tock*
*tick tock*
The sounds of the chiming clock ate away at Francis' patience. Here he sat, holed up in a bland, dusty bunker. Alone for the first time. He tussled his hair and checked his watch against the clock again. 4:03 PM on the clock, 4:03 PM on his watch. No discrepancies, yet he still had reason to w... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Congratulations!
Today is the day.
And no one can stop you,
whatever they say. | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | 1 pill, 2 pill,
Red pill, blue pill.
Mix them in a cramerdoodle,
Shoot them straight, right to your noodle.
That's how I plan to leave this earth,
Alone and naked, like the time of birth.
Sorry mom, sorry pop,
I wish that I could make this stop.
Red slash, blue vein
Bloody, muddy, sheet stain.
I do not wish to liv... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I wish and I want,
for people to see,
that self pity and remorse,
are really a disease.
If you think you are lost,
try looking around,
the world is fucked,
and turned upside down.
You have friends and family,
which are the key,
to success and happiness,
it's easy ... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I'm going away and I won't be back.
I'm stepping onto the Ternalou track.
It's fast; it's slick; it makes getting there quick.
The Ternalou carries the people; happy or sick.
The Ternalous coming it's getting here fast. But I won't be riding; this day is my last. | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | not 1 or 2
15 should do
it might bring the color of the sky back
from gray to bright blue
or what about two eggs and green ham
with cyanide, instead of spam
i am not sad so neither should you be
happy at best my vision of a saint i won't be
i hate the world and everyone in it
don't talk to me, you *... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Bumble me this, warble me that
I fell in a hole with a disgusting rat.
It had two eyes, both dark and grim.
It looked through my soul, I gasped on a whim.
For the sky is dark, and the moon is bright,
and the shine in the mirror looked all too plight.
For my mind is deep in a trunk beneath my bed,
the trunk... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I was caught with my bamboozler, cornhoozling her samsmoozler.
Dark and drastastic it was, for the Santa Claus she thought I twas.
In and out round about, the noise traveled throughout the house.
Her parents they did awake, and a battoon butoom I took to the face.
In courtcoozle I was bamboozled, the judge was her ... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Out of the box popped Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing 1 with a red hat, Thing 2 with a blue.
"You are depressed," they said cheerfully,
"and everyone around is a bully.
But we have a solution, a problem forgetter!"
Thing 1 pulled from his hat a belt made of leather.
"Tie it around your neck, tighten it fast... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | My shiv is sharp
My noose is tied
I chose my direction
Sadly, I died.
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Congratulations!
Today is the day.
And no one can stop you,
whatever they say. | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | 1 pill, 2 pill,
Red pill, blue pill.
Mix them in a cramerdoodle,
Shoot them straight, right to your noodle.
That's how I plan to leave this earth,
Alone and naked, like the time of birth.
Sorry mom, sorry pop,
I wish that I could make this stop.
Red slash, blue vein
Bloody, muddy, sheet stain.
I do not wish to liv... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I wish and I want,
for people to see,
that self pity and remorse,
are really a disease.
If you think you are lost,
try looking around,
the world is fucked,
and turned upside down.
You have friends and family,
which are the key,
to success and happiness,
it's easy ... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I'm going away and I won't be back.
I'm stepping onto the Ternalou track.
It's fast; it's slick; it makes getting there quick.
The Ternalou carries the people; happy or sick.
The Ternalous coming it's getting here fast. But I won't be riding; this day is my last. | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | not 1 or 2
15 should do
it might bring the color of the sky back
from gray to bright blue
or what about two eggs and green ham
with cyanide, instead of spam
i am not sad so neither should you be
happy at best my vision of a saint i won't be
i hate the world and everyone in it
don't talk to me, you *... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Bumble me this, warble me that
I fell in a hole with a disgusting rat.
It had two eyes, both dark and grim.
It looked through my soul, I gasped on a whim.
For the sky is dark, and the moon is bright,
and the shine in the mirror looked all too plight.
For my mind is deep in a trunk beneath my bed,
the trunk... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I was caught with my bamboozler, cornhoozling her samsmoozler.
Dark and drastastic it was, for the Santa Claus she thought I twas.
In and out round about, the noise traveled throughout the house.
Her parents they did awake, and a battoon butoom I took to the face.
In courtcoozle I was bamboozled, the judge was her ... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Out of the box popped Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing 1 with a red hat, Thing 2 with a blue.
"You are depressed," they said cheerfully,
"and everyone around is a bully.
But we have a solution, a problem forgetter!"
Thing 1 pulled from his hat a belt made of leather.
"Tie it around your neck, tighten it fast... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | It's been a long life but now I must go
Soon I shall be 6 feet below.
So many plots there are or maybe I'll be put in a mason jar?
Shall I be buried here or there or spread through the air?
Do what you must I really don't care.
My only wishes are that you go on
and read at my funeral the gospel according to John.
So he... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | I feel your warmth, so soft, so cozy.
Its been forever since I've had someone hold me.
Hold me tight and hold me close.
To be able to let go is what I've wanted the most.
But I pray you won't, I pray we'll be here together.
You'll bring me higher as I float like a feather.
My feet above the ground, I won't be h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I wish and I want,
for people to see,
that self pity and remorse,
are really a disease.
If you think you are lost,
try looking around,
the world is fucked,
and turned upside down.
You have friends and family,
which are the key,
to success and happiness,
it's easy ... | I feel your warmth, so soft, so cozy.
Its been forever since I've had someone hold me.
Hold me tight and hold me close.
To be able to let go is what I've wanted the most.
But I pray you won't, I pray we'll be here together.
You'll bring me higher as I float like a feather.
My feet above the ground, I won't be h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I'm going away and I won't be back.
I'm stepping onto the Ternalou track.
It's fast; it's slick; it makes getting there quick.
The Ternalou carries the people; happy or sick.
The Ternalous coming it's getting here fast. But I won't be riding; this day is my last. | I feel your warmth, so soft, so cozy.
Its been forever since I've had someone hold me.
Hold me tight and hold me close.
To be able to let go is what I've wanted the most.
But I pray you won't, I pray we'll be here together.
You'll bring me higher as I float like a feather.
My feet above the ground, I won't be h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | I feel your warmth, so soft, so cozy.
Its been forever since I've had someone hold me.
Hold me tight and hold me close.
To be able to let go is what I've wanted the most.
But I pray you won't, I pray we'll be here together.
You'll bring me higher as I float like a feather.
My feet above the ground, I won't be h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | I feel your warmth, so soft, so cozy.
Its been forever since I've had someone hold me.
Hold me tight and hold me close.
To be able to let go is what I've wanted the most.
But I pray you won't, I pray we'll be here together.
You'll bring me higher as I float like a feather.
My feet above the ground, I won't be h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | I dont have a good one i just want to thank you for thinking this up | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I wish and I want,
for people to see,
that self pity and remorse,
are really a disease.
If you think you are lost,
try looking around,
the world is fucked,
and turned upside down.
You have friends and family,
which are the key,
to success and happiness,
it's easy ... | I dont have a good one i just want to thank you for thinking this up | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I'm going away and I won't be back.
I'm stepping onto the Ternalou track.
It's fast; it's slick; it makes getting there quick.
The Ternalou carries the people; happy or sick.
The Ternalous coming it's getting here fast. But I won't be riding; this day is my last. | I dont have a good one i just want to thank you for thinking this up | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | I dont have a good one i just want to thank you for thinking this up | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | I dont have a good one i just want to thank you for thinking this up | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | I'm sorry, Mom
I know it is selfish
I know it is sad
If I had one wish
You'd still have Dad
It's hard for you
But it's harder for me
Wearing a red hair band
On top of my sleeves
I get up in the morning
Just for you
And I pretend to smile
The whole day through
But when I get home
A weight h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I'm going away and I won't be back.
I'm stepping onto the Ternalou track.
It's fast; it's slick; it makes getting there quick.
The Ternalou carries the people; happy or sick.
The Ternalous coming it's getting here fast. But I won't be riding; this day is my last. | I'm sorry, Mom
I know it is selfish
I know it is sad
If I had one wish
You'd still have Dad
It's hard for you
But it's harder for me
Wearing a red hair band
On top of my sleeves
I get up in the morning
Just for you
And I pretend to smile
The whole day through
But when I get home
A weight h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | I'm sorry, Mom
I know it is selfish
I know it is sad
If I had one wish
You'd still have Dad
It's hard for you
But it's harder for me
Wearing a red hair band
On top of my sleeves
I get up in the morning
Just for you
And I pretend to smile
The whole day through
But when I get home
A weight h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | I'm sorry, Mom
I know it is selfish
I know it is sad
If I had one wish
You'd still have Dad
It's hard for you
But it's harder for me
Wearing a red hair band
On top of my sleeves
I get up in the morning
Just for you
And I pretend to smile
The whole day through
But when I get home
A weight h... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | **I feel like coming in late is going to be bad, but meh.**
I'll huff and I'll puff
It just ain't enough
To finish this rat race
Boy, I'll go red in the face!
I only wish you all knew
Kept secret from you
Rather than talk about life
It went to shit, what a strife!
I went to the store, far down the stre... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I'm going away and I won't be back.
I'm stepping onto the Ternalou track.
It's fast; it's slick; it makes getting there quick.
The Ternalou carries the people; happy or sick.
The Ternalous coming it's getting here fast. But I won't be riding; this day is my last. | **I feel like coming in late is going to be bad, but meh.**
I'll huff and I'll puff
It just ain't enough
To finish this rat race
Boy, I'll go red in the face!
I only wish you all knew
Kept secret from you
Rather than talk about life
It went to shit, what a strife!
I went to the store, far down the stre... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | **I feel like coming in late is going to be bad, but meh.**
I'll huff and I'll puff
It just ain't enough
To finish this rat race
Boy, I'll go red in the face!
I only wish you all knew
Kept secret from you
Rather than talk about life
It went to shit, what a strife!
I went to the store, far down the stre... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | Far too many of these are hitting way too close to home right now | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | Far too many of these are hitting way too close to home right now | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | Can I just say to anyone considering this, don't. It is a permanent solution to temporary problem.
About a month ago I applied for a crime scene cleaning job, when I showed up to the warehouse downtown, in an unsuspecting building , I had no idea on the other side of the door I would see my first suicide victim.
Empl... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | Can I just say to anyone considering this, don't. It is a permanent solution to temporary problem.
About a month ago I applied for a crime scene cleaning job, when I showed up to the warehouse downtown, in an unsuspecting building , I had no idea on the other side of the door I would see my first suicide victim.
Empl... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | When I was much smaller than I am today,
My mother would sit down beside me and say,
"Your life will be beautiful, all full of wonder,
You'll choose your own path and you'll blaze it like thunder.
You're special, unique, you are one-of-a-kind,
No one could replace you, so have peace of mind.
Not run-of-the-mill, ... | I've lost the battle, this final day.
No longer can I breathe or play.
I felt alone, scared, and lost.
Life had brought too big a cost.
Far away from those I love,
Who are staring from above.
Taken from Earth much too soon,
No longer can I hear their tune.
Today I join them in the sky,
Floating, spinning, flyi... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | I've lost the battle, this final day.
No longer can I breathe or play.
I felt alone, scared, and lost.
Life had brought too big a cost.
Far away from those I love,
Who are staring from above.
Taken from Earth much too soon,
No longer can I hear their tune.
Today I join them in the sky,
Floating, spinning, flyi... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I wish and I want,
for people to see,
that self pity and remorse,
are really a disease.
If you think you are lost,
try looking around,
the world is fucked,
and turned upside down.
You have friends and family,
which are the key,
to success and happiness,
it's easy ... | Congratulations!
Today is the day.
And no one can stop you,
whatever they say. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I'm going away and I won't be back.
I'm stepping onto the Ternalou track.
It's fast; it's slick; it makes getting there quick.
The Ternalou carries the people; happy or sick.
The Ternalous coming it's getting here fast. But I won't be riding; this day is my last. | Congratulations!
Today is the day.
And no one can stop you,
whatever they say. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Hello old friend, I’ve got some news
They were wrong, it’s not the blues
The bottles helped, but just a bit
I’ve had enough, I’m jumping ship
It all came out just like a flood
My temper’s hot with boiled blood
The time is now, I just can’t stop
Waiting for this chair to drop
Who will come, what will they say?
... | Congratulations!
Today is the day.
And no one can stop you,
whatever they say. |
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