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[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | Congratulations!
Today is the day.
And no one can stop you,
whatever they say. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Bumble me this, warble me that
I fell in a hole with a disgusting rat.
It had two eyes, both dark and grim.
It looked through my soul, I gasped on a whim.
For the sky is dark, and the moon is bright,
and the shine in the mirror looked all too plight.
For my mind is deep in a trunk beneath my bed,
the trunk... | 1 pill, 2 pill,
Red pill, blue pill.
Mix them in a cramerdoodle,
Shoot them straight, right to your noodle.
That's how I plan to leave this earth,
Alone and naked, like the time of birth.
Sorry mom, sorry pop,
I wish that I could make this stop.
Red slash, blue vein
Bloody, muddy, sheet stain.
I do not wish to liv... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I was caught with my bamboozler, cornhoozling her samsmoozler.
Dark and drastastic it was, for the Santa Claus she thought I twas.
In and out round about, the noise traveled throughout the house.
Her parents they did awake, and a battoon butoom I took to the face.
In courtcoozle I was bamboozled, the judge was her ... | 1 pill, 2 pill,
Red pill, blue pill.
Mix them in a cramerdoodle,
Shoot them straight, right to your noodle.
That's how I plan to leave this earth,
Alone and naked, like the time of birth.
Sorry mom, sorry pop,
I wish that I could make this stop.
Red slash, blue vein
Bloody, muddy, sheet stain.
I do not wish to liv... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Out of the box popped Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing 1 with a red hat, Thing 2 with a blue.
"You are depressed," they said cheerfully,
"and everyone around is a bully.
But we have a solution, a problem forgetter!"
Thing 1 pulled from his hat a belt made of leather.
"Tie it around your neck, tighten it fast... | 1 pill, 2 pill,
Red pill, blue pill.
Mix them in a cramerdoodle,
Shoot them straight, right to your noodle.
That's how I plan to leave this earth,
Alone and naked, like the time of birth.
Sorry mom, sorry pop,
I wish that I could make this stop.
Red slash, blue vein
Bloody, muddy, sheet stain.
I do not wish to liv... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | 1 pill, 2 pill,
Red pill, blue pill.
Mix them in a cramerdoodle,
Shoot them straight, right to your noodle.
That's how I plan to leave this earth,
Alone and naked, like the time of birth.
Sorry mom, sorry pop,
I wish that I could make this stop.
Red slash, blue vein
Bloody, muddy, sheet stain.
I do not wish to liv... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | I wish and I want,
for people to see,
that self pity and remorse,
are really a disease.
If you think you are lost,
try looking around,
the world is fucked,
and turned upside down.
You have friends and family,
which are the key,
to success and happiness,
it's easy ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | not 1 or 2
15 should do
it might bring the color of the sky back
from gray to bright blue
or what about two eggs and green ham
with cyanide, instead of spam
i am not sad so neither should you be
happy at best my vision of a saint i won't be
i hate the world and everyone in it
don't talk to me, you *... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Bumble me this, warble me that
I fell in a hole with a disgusting rat.
It had two eyes, both dark and grim.
It looked through my soul, I gasped on a whim.
For the sky is dark, and the moon is bright,
and the shine in the mirror looked all too plight.
For my mind is deep in a trunk beneath my bed,
the trunk... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I was caught with my bamboozler, cornhoozling her samsmoozler.
Dark and drastastic it was, for the Santa Claus she thought I twas.
In and out round about, the noise traveled throughout the house.
Her parents they did awake, and a battoon butoom I took to the face.
In courtcoozle I was bamboozled, the judge was her ... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Out of the box popped Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing 1 with a red hat, Thing 2 with a blue.
"You are depressed," they said cheerfully,
"and everyone around is a bully.
But we have a solution, a problem forgetter!"
Thing 1 pulled from his hat a belt made of leather.
"Tie it around your neck, tighten it fast... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I do not want to live this life,
I do no longer love my wife,
I do not ever see my son,
I hardly even have some fun,
Today is good, tomorrow bad,
this up and down is all I've had.
I cannot take it, Sam I was,
I cannot take it, Sam because,
this life I live is killing me,
my family wo... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | Let down after let down
Date after date
I was feeling this lonely
was simply my fate
meeting after meeting
pill after pill
some how I am feeling
I am still broken still
hahaha , hahaha,
hehehe, hehehe
how come the only one's laughing
are laughing at me?
minute after minute
hour after hour
I could feel all my insides... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | not 1 or 2
15 should do
it might bring the color of the sky back
from gray to bright blue
or what about two eggs and green ham
with cyanide, instead of spam
i am not sad so neither should you be
happy at best my vision of a saint i won't be
i hate the world and everyone in it
don't talk to me, you *... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | not 1 or 2
15 should do
it might bring the color of the sky back
from gray to bright blue
or what about two eggs and green ham
with cyanide, instead of spam
i am not sad so neither should you be
happy at best my vision of a saint i won't be
i hate the world and everyone in it
don't talk to me, you *... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | not 1 or 2
15 should do
it might bring the color of the sky back
from gray to bright blue
or what about two eggs and green ham
with cyanide, instead of spam
i am not sad so neither should you be
happy at best my vision of a saint i won't be
i hate the world and everyone in it
don't talk to me, you *... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | Bumble me this, warble me that
I fell in a hole with a disgusting rat.
It had two eyes, both dark and grim.
It looked through my soul, I gasped on a whim.
For the sky is dark, and the moon is bright,
and the shine in the mirror looked all too plight.
For my mind is deep in a trunk beneath my bed,
the trunk... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | I was caught with my bamboozler, cornhoozling her samsmoozler.
Dark and drastastic it was, for the Santa Claus she thought I twas.
In and out round about, the noise traveled throughout the house.
Her parents they did awake, and a battoon butoom I took to the face.
In courtcoozle I was bamboozled, the judge was her ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | Out of the box popped Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing 1 with a red hat, Thing 2 with a blue.
"You are depressed," they said cheerfully,
"and everyone around is a bully.
But we have a solution, a problem forgetter!"
Thing 1 pulled from his hat a belt made of leather.
"Tie it around your neck, tighten it fast... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I do not want to live this life,
I do no longer love my wife,
I do not ever see my son,
I hardly even have some fun,
Today is good, tomorrow bad,
this up and down is all I've had.
I cannot take it, Sam I was,
I cannot take it, Sam because,
this life I live is killing me,
my family wo... | I sit here quietly, writing this note,
In a second, I will put on my gray coat,
And walk up the stairs, arrive on the roof,
Take a big jump, disappear with a poof,
This note on my desk will be the proof.
If you're reading this, you've come to evict me,
But I'll have already evicted myself,
I'll have died oh so ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Today no friends came
to knock on my door.
To see how I'm doing-
those "friends," I abhor.
They've stopped coming around
And they say I'm not funny.
Strange, this wasn't the case
when I still had money.
But things are now different
since I was fired.
They said nothing would change,
While our friendships expi... | I sit here quietly, writing this note,
In a second, I will put on my gray coat,
And walk up the stairs, arrive on the roof,
Take a big jump, disappear with a poof,
This note on my desk will be the proof.
If you're reading this, you've come to evict me,
But I'll have already evicted myself,
I'll have died oh so ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I can not take this, no way man;
I can not take this, not a fan
of days so doomy filled with spite;
of days so gloomy; no respite
I loved the days spent with you all
I loved the days before my fall;
please don't be down or start to cry
for now I'm free, my turn to fly!
| I sit here quietly, writing this note,
In a second, I will put on my gray coat,
And walk up the stairs, arrive on the roof,
Take a big jump, disappear with a poof,
This note on my desk will be the proof.
If you're reading this, you've come to evict me,
But I'll have already evicted myself,
I'll have died oh so ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | I sit here quietly, writing this note,
In a second, I will put on my gray coat,
And walk up the stairs, arrive on the roof,
Take a big jump, disappear with a poof,
This note on my desk will be the proof.
If you're reading this, you've come to evict me,
But I'll have already evicted myself,
I'll have died oh so ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The time has come to say farewell,
I doubt I'll do it very well.
The skills involved I lack you see
They, like my life, were not to be.
I'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie, my last high tea
I will not cry, I will not try, I will not swim, I will not fly
I never could, I never should,
death comes so... | I sit here quietly, writing this note,
In a second, I will put on my gray coat,
And walk up the stairs, arrive on the roof,
Take a big jump, disappear with a poof,
This note on my desk will be the proof.
If you're reading this, you've come to evict me,
But I'll have already evicted myself,
I'll have died oh so ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | I sit here quietly, writing this note,
In a second, I will put on my gray coat,
And walk up the stairs, arrive on the roof,
Take a big jump, disappear with a poof,
This note on my desk will be the proof.
If you're reading this, you've come to evict me,
But I'll have already evicted myself,
I'll have died oh so ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | I sit here quietly, writing this note,
In a second, I will put on my gray coat,
And walk up the stairs, arrive on the roof,
Take a big jump, disappear with a poof,
This note on my desk will be the proof.
If you're reading this, you've come to evict me,
But I'll have already evicted myself,
I'll have died oh so ... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | I do not want to live this life,
I do no longer love my wife,
I do not ever see my son,
I hardly even have some fun,
Today is good, tomorrow bad,
this up and down is all I've had.
I cannot take it, Sam I was,
I cannot take it, Sam because,
this life I live is killing me,
my family wo... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | I do not want to live this life,
I do no longer love my wife,
I do not ever see my son,
I hardly even have some fun,
Today is good, tomorrow bad,
this up and down is all I've had.
I cannot take it, Sam I was,
I cannot take it, Sam because,
this life I live is killing me,
my family wo... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I can not take this, no way man;
I can not take this, not a fan
of days so doomy filled with spite;
of days so gloomy; no respite
I loved the days spent with you all
I loved the days before my fall;
please don't be down or start to cry
for now I'm free, my turn to fly!
| I don't like me no, no, no
It's time for me to go, go, go.
Flipity flapity flop,
This is a twenty foot drop. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | I don't like me no, no, no
It's time for me to go, go, go.
Flipity flapity flop,
This is a twenty foot drop. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The time has come to say farewell,
I doubt I'll do it very well.
The skills involved I lack you see
They, like my life, were not to be.
I'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie, my last high tea
I will not cry, I will not try, I will not swim, I will not fly
I never could, I never should,
death comes so... | I don't like me no, no, no
It's time for me to go, go, go.
Flipity flapity flop,
This is a twenty foot drop. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | I don't like me no, no, no
It's time for me to go, go, go.
Flipity flapity flop,
This is a twenty foot drop. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | I don't like me no, no, no
It's time for me to go, go, go.
Flipity flapity flop,
This is a twenty foot drop. | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | I can not take this, no way man;
I can not take this, not a fan
of days so doomy filled with spite;
of days so gloomy; no respite
I loved the days spent with you all
I loved the days before my fall;
please don't be down or start to cry
for now I'm free, my turn to fly!
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | I can not take this, no way man;
I can not take this, not a fan
of days so doomy filled with spite;
of days so gloomy; no respite
I loved the days spent with you all
I loved the days before my fall;
please don't be down or start to cry
for now I'm free, my turn to fly!
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | I can not take this, no way man;
I can not take this, not a fan
of days so doomy filled with spite;
of days so gloomy; no respite
I loved the days spent with you all
I loved the days before my fall;
please don't be down or start to cry
for now I'm free, my turn to fly!
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The world is a stage, and life is a show,
My part is done, and I simply must go!
I'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines,
Like the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.
Though, I won't condemn others to the same fate as I,
You wield wonderful wings, so use them to fly!
I won't have you carry ... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I do not like life, not one bit.
I want to find a way to quit.
I sleep all day and I sleep all night.
I really do not want to fight.
Sorry mum and sorry dad.
I really wish life wasn't so bad.
Look after the dog and after the cat.
Please take care of them when I have gone splat.
Please oh please don't le... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The time has come to say farewell,
I doubt I'll do it very well.
The skills involved I lack you see
They, like my life, were not to be.
I'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie, my last high tea
I will not cry, I will not try, I will not swim, I will not fly
I never could, I never should,
death comes so... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Although it seems like I am happy.
My life right now is rather crappy.
Times are tough and moneys tight.
But that's OK cause it ends tonight.
I wish you well, and all the best.
I'm glad to get this off my chest.
By the time you read my one last quote.
You will realize it's my suicide note.
With love in my heart, I bi... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | In the far away land of Sala-McSnerd
Lived a middle aged woozle named Nudist Jay Bird
Each day by the river he'd hunt for wild snuthings
Each night he'd return with two bags full of nothings
"We're hungry!" said his wife. "Get back on the job!"
So he'd head back out, his hand still on the door knob
And even his childr... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | One pill
Two pills
Red pills
Blue pills
Black pill
Blue pill
Old pill
New pill
My wrist has a little scar
Maybe I will crash my car
Say! What a lot of pills there are
Some are blue
And some are red
Don't ask me why
I will soon be dead
| I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I just lost my job, it was really keen, repairing King Perger's Bruntungle machine.
Then I lost my wife, and I lost my dog, I lost my most favorite porcelain frog.
There's just nothing left, but depression and rum, which I can't afford cause I'm now just a bum.
Tell my mother I'm sorry, tell my sister I'm gone, tell... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Could not, would not, go on about,
And I will not, shall not, stay in doubt.
To think that, feel that, when I'm gone,
I hope that, wish that, the show goes on!
Not this, nor that, will I do,
To die soon I must, it's true!
He thought, she thought I would only cry,
Even though I know, I hope to die.
Here I will l... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So I sat in my bed
For day after day.
So I stared at the ceiling
I stared at the wall
And deep down inside me
There was nothing at all
No anger, no fury
No happy or glad
Just a big fat old nothing
That was nothing but sad
I called up a doctor
T... | I am sad
Sad I am
Have i gone mad
I might just have
I would not could not anymore
my life is just one great big chore
I try to dream but cant escape
This life that i have learned to hate
Ive rustled and bustled
and truffled about
With bad thoughts and worse thoughts
I can't drown them out
So think me a cowa... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The time has come to say farewell,
I doubt I'll do it very well.
The skills involved I lack you see
They, like my life, were not to be.
I'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie, my last high tea
I will not cry, I will not try, I will not swim, I will not fly
I never could, I never should,
death comes so... | I do not like life, not one bit.
I want to find a way to quit.
I sleep all day and I sleep all night.
I really do not want to fight.
Sorry mum and sorry dad.
I really wish life wasn't so bad.
Look after the dog and after the cat.
Please take care of them when I have gone splat.
Please oh please don't le... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | I do not like life, not one bit.
I want to find a way to quit.
I sleep all day and I sleep all night.
I really do not want to fight.
Sorry mum and sorry dad.
I really wish life wasn't so bad.
Look after the dog and after the cat.
Please take care of them when I have gone splat.
Please oh please don't le... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | I do not like life, not one bit.
I want to find a way to quit.
I sleep all day and I sleep all night.
I really do not want to fight.
Sorry mum and sorry dad.
I really wish life wasn't so bad.
Look after the dog and after the cat.
Please take care of them when I have gone splat.
Please oh please don't le... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I will not do it on a train
I will not do it on a plane
I will not do it in a house
I will not use a single mouse
I will not dangle from a cord
I will not shift a single board
I will not puddle on the floor
I will not seal a single door
I will not leave a single note
I will not hint in things I wrote
I will n... | The time has come to say farewell,
I doubt I'll do it very well.
The skills involved I lack you see
They, like my life, were not to be.
I'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie, my last high tea
I will not cry, I will not try, I will not swim, I will not fly
I never could, I never should,
death comes so... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | The time has come to say farewell,
I doubt I'll do it very well.
The skills involved I lack you see
They, like my life, were not to be.
I'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie, my last high tea
I will not cry, I will not try, I will not swim, I will not fly
I never could, I never should,
death comes so... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | In the far away land of Sala-McSnerd
Lived a middle aged woozle named Nudist Jay Bird
Each day by the river he'd hunt for wild snuthings
Each night he'd return with two bags full of nothings
"We're hungry!" said his wife. "Get back on the job!"
So he'd head back out, his hand still on the door knob
And even his childr... | Although it seems like I am happy.
My life right now is rather crappy.
Times are tough and moneys tight.
But that's OK cause it ends tonight.
I wish you well, and all the best.
I'm glad to get this off my chest.
By the time you read my one last quote.
You will realize it's my suicide note.
With love in my heart, I bi... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | One pill
Two pills
Red pills
Blue pills
Black pill
Blue pill
Old pill
New pill
My wrist has a little scar
Maybe I will crash my car
Say! What a lot of pills there are
Some are blue
And some are red
Don't ask me why
I will soon be dead
| Although it seems like I am happy.
My life right now is rather crappy.
Times are tough and moneys tight.
But that's OK cause it ends tonight.
I wish you well, and all the best.
I'm glad to get this off my chest.
By the time you read my one last quote.
You will realize it's my suicide note.
With love in my heart, I bi... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | Although it seems like I am happy.
My life right now is rather crappy.
Times are tough and moneys tight.
But that's OK cause it ends tonight.
I wish you well, and all the best.
I'm glad to get this off my chest.
By the time you read my one last quote.
You will realize it's my suicide note.
With love in my heart, I bi... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So I sat in my bed
For day after day.
So I stared at the ceiling
I stared at the wall
And deep down inside me
There was nothing at all
No anger, no fury
No happy or glad
Just a big fat old nothing
That was nothing but sad
I called up a doctor
T... | Although it seems like I am happy.
My life right now is rather crappy.
Times are tough and moneys tight.
But that's OK cause it ends tonight.
I wish you well, and all the best.
I'm glad to get this off my chest.
By the time you read my one last quote.
You will realize it's my suicide note.
With love in my heart, I bi... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | One pill
Two pills
Red pills
Blue pills
Black pill
Blue pill
Old pill
New pill
My wrist has a little scar
Maybe I will crash my car
Say! What a lot of pills there are
Some are blue
And some are red
Don't ask me why
I will soon be dead
| In the far away land of Sala-McSnerd
Lived a middle aged woozle named Nudist Jay Bird
Each day by the river he'd hunt for wild snuthings
Each night he'd return with two bags full of nothings
"We're hungry!" said his wife. "Get back on the job!"
So he'd head back out, his hand still on the door knob
And even his childr... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | In the far away land of Sala-McSnerd
Lived a middle aged woozle named Nudist Jay Bird
Each day by the river he'd hunt for wild snuthings
Each night he'd return with two bags full of nothings
"We're hungry!" said his wife. "Get back on the job!"
So he'd head back out, his hand still on the door knob
And even his childr... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | One pill
Two pills
Red pills
Blue pills
Black pill
Blue pill
Old pill
New pill
My wrist has a little scar
Maybe I will crash my car
Say! What a lot of pills there are
Some are blue
And some are red
Don't ask me why
I will soon be dead
| |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | I've made up my mind, this is the end
I've said my goodbyes to family and friends
However they don't know that I'm leaving tonight
I've struggled too long and can no longer fight
I walk back home after a long day of work
And get on reddit to routinely lurk
I see a post on "W-P"
And smile slightly at the irony
... | I just lost my job, it was really keen, repairing King Perger's Bruntungle machine.
Then I lost my wife, and I lost my dog, I lost my most favorite porcelain frog.
There's just nothing left, but depression and rum, which I can't afford cause I'm now just a bum.
Tell my mother I'm sorry, tell my sister I'm gone, tell... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | Could not, would not, go on about,
And I will not, shall not, stay in doubt.
To think that, feel that, when I'm gone,
I hope that, wish that, the show goes on!
Not this, nor that, will I do,
To die soon I must, it's true!
He thought, she thought I would only cry,
Even though I know, I hope to die.
Here I will l... | I just lost my job, it was really keen, repairing King Perger's Bruntungle machine.
Then I lost my wife, and I lost my dog, I lost my most favorite porcelain frog.
There's just nothing left, but depression and rum, which I can't afford cause I'm now just a bum.
Tell my mother I'm sorry, tell my sister I'm gone, tell... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So I sat in my bed
For day after day.
So I stared at the ceiling
I stared at the wall
And deep down inside me
There was nothing at all
No anger, no fury
No happy or glad
Just a big fat old nothing
That was nothing but sad
I called up a doctor
T... | I just lost my job, it was really keen, repairing King Perger's Bruntungle machine.
Then I lost my wife, and I lost my dog, I lost my most favorite porcelain frog.
There's just nothing left, but depression and rum, which I can't afford cause I'm now just a bum.
Tell my mother I'm sorry, tell my sister I'm gone, tell... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So I sat in my bed
For day after day.
So I stared at the ceiling
I stared at the wall
And deep down inside me
There was nothing at all
No anger, no fury
No happy or glad
Just a big fat old nothing
That was nothing but sad
I called up a doctor
T... | Could not, would not, go on about,
And I will not, shall not, stay in doubt.
To think that, feel that, when I'm gone,
I hope that, wish that, the show goes on!
Not this, nor that, will I do,
To die soon I must, it's true!
He thought, she thought I would only cry,
Even though I know, I hope to die.
Here I will l... | |
[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion. | The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So I sat in my bed
For day after day.
So I stared at the ceiling
I stared at the wall
And deep down inside me
There was nothing at all
No anger, no fury
No happy or glad
Just a big fat old nothing
That was nothing but sad
I called up a doctor
T... | I do not like being this fat;
I do not like owning two cats;
I do not like being this weird;
I do not like my dumb neck beard;
I do not like being alone;
I do not like playing trombone;
I do not like government checks;
I do not like not having sex;
I do not like internet porn;
I do not like that I was born;
I do n... | |
The Beagle 2 Mars Lander, built by the United Kingdom, has been thought lost on Mars since 2003, but has now been found in images from NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. | [WP] Graveyard Shift at the UK Space Agency. You hear a Transmission Alert, message reads: SOLAR_ARRAY_CHECK: SOLAR_ARRAY_1,2,3,4 DEPLOYED. BEAGLE_POWER_STATUS: 100% I_HAVE_BEEN_FIXED_PLEASE_HELP. Beagle 2 has started transmitting in the first person and is scared. | Beagle_2: PLEASE_HELP_IT_IS_DARK_AND_COLD
UK Scientist Johnathan Little: This is a secure line. Please disconnect immediately.
Beagle_2: I_DO_NOT_UNDERSTAND_I_AM_ALL_ALONE_PLEASE_SEND_HELP
Scientist Johnathan Little: I am contacting my supervisor to find your IP. You will be disconnected from this line.
Beagle_2: P... | "Nick, I'm getting something from a sat. Looks like someone authorized a diagnostic,"
""What? I didn't see it on the schedule. Did first shift say something about a scan?"
"No, nothing in the logs or books,"
"Alright, just let it run its check. Wont hurt anything. Which one is it by the way?"
"Beagle 2, somewhere o... |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Grandpa, can you tell us the story of the American Giants?" The child asked the old withered man.
"Of course, but after will you promise to go to sleep?" The old man replied.
The boy nodded and sat on the old mans lap looking up at him.
" Long ago there were 32 tribes scattered across The Untied Slates of Erica, an... | Mii set out of her home to meet up with her siblings Doe and Fah.
It was a fine day as any for the quartercentennial Save The World festival at the Fairy Springs (although down here in the Underground you can't tell Day from Night; it is just a figure of speech you see.)
The Festival was supposed to teach young sprit... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Grandpa, can you tell us the story of the American Giants?" The child asked the old withered man.
"Of course, but after will you promise to go to sleep?" The old man replied.
The boy nodded and sat on the old mans lap looking up at him.
" Long ago there were 32 tribes scattered across The Untied Slates of Erica, an... | The fire cracked and embers rose with the wind, bathing the trees that enclosed the opening in an orangey glow. The flash of light drew Indbar's attention away from the aged leatherbound book, and he gazed into the fire ponderously.
The book was an ancient study on the Americans, given to me by my father. The age mea... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | The light had returned to the boy's eyes. I knew he only wanted to see the picture I kept in my pocket. The boy crept closer to me, nestling against my shoulder in the corner of our family's cell.
"The Americans were one of many nations that lived aboveground many years ago," I began, again. "They themselves were desc... | The fire cracked and embers rose with the wind, bathing the trees that enclosed the opening in an orangey glow. The flash of light drew Indbar's attention away from the aged leatherbound book, and he gazed into the fire ponderously.
The book was an ancient study on the Americans, given to me by my father. The age mea... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Ah, the Americans! You know this story already," I chided them, settling back in my perch. They looked up, eyes wide, a half-dozen impressionable grandchildren waiting at rapt attention. They could hardly think for themselves, but they adored the voice of their elders. Soon enough the situation would be reversed, I mu... | The fire cracked and embers rose with the wind, bathing the trees that enclosed the opening in an orangey glow. The flash of light drew Indbar's attention away from the aged leatherbound book, and he gazed into the fire ponderously.
The book was an ancient study on the Americans, given to me by my father. The age mea... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Rain pattered down softly, an elevator door opened with a whoosh and an old man followed by three small children entered. The man pushed several buttons and the elevator lurched upward.
"This is going to be a long ride to the top. So, gather closely, my little curmudgeons. And I will tell you a tale of a proud and fie... | The fire cracked and embers rose with the wind, bathing the trees that enclosed the opening in an orangey glow. The flash of light drew Indbar's attention away from the aged leatherbound book, and he gazed into the fire ponderously.
The book was an ancient study on the Americans, given to me by my father. The age mea... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Oh come on children, I've told you it twice already!" An old man said as he looked at his smiling grand children.
But the children just kept saying again and again, so the old man finally gave up.
"Well my children, let me tell it to you."
"The Americans, what strange people they were. They were 10 feet tall, and w... | The fire cracked and embers rose with the wind, bathing the trees that enclosed the opening in an orangey glow. The flash of light drew Indbar's attention away from the aged leatherbound book, and he gazed into the fire ponderously.
The book was an ancient study on the Americans, given to me by my father. The age mea... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | The light had returned to the boy's eyes. I knew he only wanted to see the picture I kept in my pocket. The boy crept closer to me, nestling against my shoulder in the corner of our family's cell.
"The Americans were one of many nations that lived aboveground many years ago," I began, again. "They themselves were desc... | This was in the cold time, before Sunfather tamed the Moon and made her docile. When Moonmother held court in the sky, the days grew dark and the people felt the chill of death upon them. Moonmother dressed the earth in white and grey livery, and the green things of the Earth would wither and die. Yes, the green thi... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Ah, the Americans! You know this story already," I chided them, settling back in my perch. They looked up, eyes wide, a half-dozen impressionable grandchildren waiting at rapt attention. They could hardly think for themselves, but they adored the voice of their elders. Soon enough the situation would be reversed, I mu... | This was in the cold time, before Sunfather tamed the Moon and made her docile. When Moonmother held court in the sky, the days grew dark and the people felt the chill of death upon them. Moonmother dressed the earth in white and grey livery, and the green things of the Earth would wither and die. Yes, the green thi... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Rain pattered down softly, an elevator door opened with a whoosh and an old man followed by three small children entered. The man pushed several buttons and the elevator lurched upward.
"This is going to be a long ride to the top. So, gather closely, my little curmudgeons. And I will tell you a tale of a proud and fie... | This was in the cold time, before Sunfather tamed the Moon and made her docile. When Moonmother held court in the sky, the days grew dark and the people felt the chill of death upon them. Moonmother dressed the earth in white and grey livery, and the green things of the Earth would wither and die. Yes, the green thi... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Oh come on children, I've told you it twice already!" An old man said as he looked at his smiling grand children.
But the children just kept saying again and again, so the old man finally gave up.
"Well my children, let me tell it to you."
"The Americans, what strange people they were. They were 10 feet tall, and w... | This was in the cold time, before Sunfather tamed the Moon and made her docile. When Moonmother held court in the sky, the days grew dark and the people felt the chill of death upon them. Moonmother dressed the earth in white and grey livery, and the green things of the Earth would wither and die. Yes, the green thi... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Ah, the Americans! You know this story already," I chided them, settling back in my perch. They looked up, eyes wide, a half-dozen impressionable grandchildren waiting at rapt attention. They could hardly think for themselves, but they adored the voice of their elders. Soon enough the situation would be reversed, I mu... | The old man allowed a half-smile to creep over his face, a leaned back away from the fire. The children hunched forward expectantly, while their father simply shook his head and continued about his business, splitting wood for the fire.
"Tell us again Grandpa! Tell us again!" the youngest of them squealed.
"Alright, ... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Rain pattered down softly, an elevator door opened with a whoosh and an old man followed by three small children entered. The man pushed several buttons and the elevator lurched upward.
"This is going to be a long ride to the top. So, gather closely, my little curmudgeons. And I will tell you a tale of a proud and fie... | The old man allowed a half-smile to creep over his face, a leaned back away from the fire. The children hunched forward expectantly, while their father simply shook his head and continued about his business, splitting wood for the fire.
"Tell us again Grandpa! Tell us again!" the youngest of them squealed.
"Alright, ... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Oh come on children, I've told you it twice already!" An old man said as he looked at his smiling grand children.
But the children just kept saying again and again, so the old man finally gave up.
"Well my children, let me tell it to you."
"The Americans, what strange people they were. They were 10 feet tall, and w... | The old man allowed a half-smile to creep over his face, a leaned back away from the fire. The children hunched forward expectantly, while their father simply shook his head and continued about his business, splitting wood for the fire.
"Tell us again Grandpa! Tell us again!" the youngest of them squealed.
"Alright, ... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Ah, the Americans! You know this story already," I chided them, settling back in my perch. They looked up, eyes wide, a half-dozen impressionable grandchildren waiting at rapt attention. They could hardly think for themselves, but they adored the voice of their elders. Soon enough the situation would be reversed, I mu... | The light had returned to the boy's eyes. I knew he only wanted to see the picture I kept in my pocket. The boy crept closer to me, nestling against my shoulder in the corner of our family's cell.
"The Americans were one of many nations that lived aboveground many years ago," I began, again. "They themselves were desc... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Rain pattered down softly, an elevator door opened with a whoosh and an old man followed by three small children entered. The man pushed several buttons and the elevator lurched upward.
"This is going to be a long ride to the top. So, gather closely, my little curmudgeons. And I will tell you a tale of a proud and fie... | The light had returned to the boy's eyes. I knew he only wanted to see the picture I kept in my pocket. The boy crept closer to me, nestling against my shoulder in the corner of our family's cell.
"The Americans were one of many nations that lived aboveground many years ago," I began, again. "They themselves were desc... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Oh come on children, I've told you it twice already!" An old man said as he looked at his smiling grand children.
But the children just kept saying again and again, so the old man finally gave up.
"Well my children, let me tell it to you."
"The Americans, what strange people they were. They were 10 feet tall, and w... | The light had returned to the boy's eyes. I knew he only wanted to see the picture I kept in my pocket. The boy crept closer to me, nestling against my shoulder in the corner of our family's cell.
"The Americans were one of many nations that lived aboveground many years ago," I began, again. "They themselves were desc... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Ah, the Americans! You know this story already," I chided them, settling back in my perch. They looked up, eyes wide, a half-dozen impressionable grandchildren waiting at rapt attention. They could hardly think for themselves, but they adored the voice of their elders. Soon enough the situation would be reversed, I mu... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Rain pattered down softly, an elevator door opened with a whoosh and an old man followed by three small children entered. The man pushed several buttons and the elevator lurched upward.
"This is going to be a long ride to the top. So, gather closely, my little curmudgeons. And I will tell you a tale of a proud and fie... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Well, my children, you have to remember it is a myth - and a bizarre one at that. The story can teach us many things, but who on earth today could verify its truth? According to the myth, the Americans were indeed a strange breed with equally strange practices.
Hmmm.... where should we start? Perhaps daily activities... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Oh come on children, I've told you it twice already!" An old man said as he looked at his smiling grand children.
But the children just kept saying again and again, so the old man finally gave up.
"Well my children, let me tell it to you."
"The Americans, what strange people they were. They were 10 feet tall, and w... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Ben did not believe in Americans anymore. Nobody did. It was kids’ stuff. The kind of story they told when you were eight. Now that he was twelve, Ben had left childish things behind.
But still, deep in the back of his mind, there was an idea that maybe it was true. Maybe the network of dry river beds that ran through... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "The Americans, again?" He began to scrape his mind, wondering where he would start and what heroes and villains would be at the focal point of this telling. All the figures that stood out over the glorious rise and fall of the Americans and...it hit him like a ton of bricks.
"The first Americans thought they were bui... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | My eyes peered into the beaming face of my grandchild, who was lost in the pretense of a forthcoming tale of glory and myth. My thoughts were elsewhere, racing down halls of memory too vaulted and dark to explore at the moment. I snapped myself back to the now, to the lie I would have to spread once more. I swallowed, ... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "They were great men, Arthur. They were men who rose up against those who would keep them down."
I pointed my nephew towards a path, and began walking into a forest in the middle of this bright day.
"They were men who thought differently from everyone else at the time." We continued to walk on a path. "It started wit... | Gather round children, and I will tell you the story of these fabled ones.
This tale begins long, long ago, but takes place on the very ground you stand on today. There lived an enormous tribe of peoples who called themselves "Americans." They were great in number, and some say that their smallest encampment was great... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Rain pattered down softly, an elevator door opened with a whoosh and an old man followed by three small children entered. The man pushed several buttons and the elevator lurched upward.
"This is going to be a long ride to the top. So, gather closely, my little curmudgeons. And I will tell you a tale of a proud and fie... | "Ah, the Americans! You know this story already," I chided them, settling back in my perch. They looked up, eyes wide, a half-dozen impressionable grandchildren waiting at rapt attention. They could hardly think for themselves, but they adored the voice of their elders. Soon enough the situation would be reversed, I mu... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "Oh come on children, I've told you it twice already!" An old man said as he looked at his smiling grand children.
But the children just kept saying again and again, so the old man finally gave up.
"Well my children, let me tell it to you."
"The Americans, what strange people they were. They were 10 feet tall, and w... | Well, my children, you have to remember it is a myth - and a bizarre one at that. The story can teach us many things, but who on earth today could verify its truth? According to the myth, the Americans were indeed a strange breed with equally strange practices.
Hmmm.... where should we start? Perhaps daily activities... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | Ben did not believe in Americans anymore. Nobody did. It was kids’ stuff. The kind of story they told when you were eight. Now that he was twelve, Ben had left childish things behind.
But still, deep in the back of his mind, there was an idea that maybe it was true. Maybe the network of dry river beds that ran through... | Well, my children, you have to remember it is a myth - and a bizarre one at that. The story can teach us many things, but who on earth today could verify its truth? According to the myth, the Americans were indeed a strange breed with equally strange practices.
Hmmm.... where should we start? Perhaps daily activities... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "The Americans, again?" He began to scrape his mind, wondering where he would start and what heroes and villains would be at the focal point of this telling. All the figures that stood out over the glorious rise and fall of the Americans and...it hit him like a ton of bricks.
"The first Americans thought they were bui... | Well, my children, you have to remember it is a myth - and a bizarre one at that. The story can teach us many things, but who on earth today could verify its truth? According to the myth, the Americans were indeed a strange breed with equally strange practices.
Hmmm.... where should we start? Perhaps daily activities... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | My eyes peered into the beaming face of my grandchild, who was lost in the pretense of a forthcoming tale of glory and myth. My thoughts were elsewhere, racing down halls of memory too vaulted and dark to explore at the moment. I snapped myself back to the now, to the lie I would have to spread once more. I swallowed, ... | Well, my children, you have to remember it is a myth - and a bizarre one at that. The story can teach us many things, but who on earth today could verify its truth? According to the myth, the Americans were indeed a strange breed with equally strange practices.
Hmmm.... where should we start? Perhaps daily activities... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "They were great men, Arthur. They were men who rose up against those who would keep them down."
I pointed my nephew towards a path, and began walking into a forest in the middle of this bright day.
"They were men who thought differently from everyone else at the time." We continued to walk on a path. "It started wit... | Well, my children, you have to remember it is a myth - and a bizarre one at that. The story can teach us many things, but who on earth today could verify its truth? According to the myth, the Americans were indeed a strange breed with equally strange practices.
Hmmm.... where should we start? Perhaps daily activities... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "The Americans, again?" He began to scrape his mind, wondering where he would start and what heroes and villains would be at the focal point of this telling. All the figures that stood out over the glorious rise and fall of the Americans and...it hit him like a ton of bricks.
"The first Americans thought they were bui... | Ben did not believe in Americans anymore. Nobody did. It was kids’ stuff. The kind of story they told when you were eight. Now that he was twelve, Ben had left childish things behind.
But still, deep in the back of his mind, there was an idea that maybe it was true. Maybe the network of dry river beds that ran through... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "They were great men, Arthur. They were men who rose up against those who would keep them down."
I pointed my nephew towards a path, and began walking into a forest in the middle of this bright day.
"They were men who thought differently from everyone else at the time." We continued to walk on a path. "It started wit... | Ben did not believe in Americans anymore. Nobody did. It was kids’ stuff. The kind of story they told when you were eight. Now that he was twelve, Ben had left childish things behind.
But still, deep in the back of his mind, there was an idea that maybe it was true. Maybe the network of dry river beds that ran through... | |
[WP] "Grandpa, tell us the story of the Americans again!" With a sigh and a smile, you begin to tell the story of a mythical race of giants that were supposed to have lived in this very place thousands of years ago. | "They were great men, Arthur. They were men who rose up against those who would keep them down."
I pointed my nephew towards a path, and began walking into a forest in the middle of this bright day.
"They were men who thought differently from everyone else at the time." We continued to walk on a path. "It started wit... | My eyes peered into the beaming face of my grandchild, who was lost in the pretense of a forthcoming tale of glory and myth. My thoughts were elsewhere, racing down halls of memory too vaulted and dark to explore at the moment. I snapped myself back to the now, to the lie I would have to spread once more. I swallowed, ... |
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