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[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Ronald Fernald was known as "Fog". Morticia Demure was known as "The Quiet". Potentially the two most annoying empowered of them all second only to Henry "Scratch" Daltain and Hikoru "Tinnitus-san" Kawazaki. When Fog would touch another human being, all human beings within a hundred foot radius immediately went *bl...	Gingerbread man was walking in the park, all sad because the bakery he worked at had sacked him for making only one flavor time and again. He sat on a bench and was silently crying. All of a sudden confetti girl fell from the tree above the bench, into his arms. They lock eyes, lost in time and space, falling in love. ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It had been hot, intense passion at first sight. I saw her name tag - S. Cheeks - and knew that it, and her uniform, would be on the floor as soon as our first training course was over. We had both been called to special service for our country. She had been in the air force, planning to be an astronaut, and I in the ...	Gingerbread man was walking in the park, all sad because the bakery he worked at had sacked him for making only one flavor time and again. He sat on a bench and was silently crying. All of a sudden confetti girl fell from the tree above the bench, into his arms. They lock eyes, lost in time and space, falling in love. ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Disclaimer: unfinished Our powers themselves aren't useless. It's how often we can use them that dwindles our abilities to being near worthless. Almost. But there is one. They keep her in another room, away from our housing. Her name is Delylah. Not all of us know our power. They keep that from us, but some of us fig...	Special Agent Andrew Carter took a long, slow drag from his cigarette before replying to the grave voice on the other end of handset. "Well, fuck." "Pretty much." the voice -- no doubt already on it's way to a bunker designed for this very event -- replied. Carter took another drag; he'd stopped smoking years ago, ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	The man with the golden anus sidled up to the bar, his government handlers surreptitiously speaking into their headphones behind him. "Get me a dos equis. And a pepto." The bartender swung around with his order before he'd stopped speaking. He came in here every day. The man with the golden anus removed the lime from h...	Special Agent Andrew Carter took a long, slow drag from his cigarette before replying to the grave voice on the other end of handset. "Well, fuck." "Pretty much." the voice -- no doubt already on it's way to a bunker designed for this very event -- replied. Carter took another drag; he'd stopped smoking years ago, ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART ONE: I awoke from the coma when I was twelve. They told me it had been a month since my accident, and that I was lucky there wasn't any permanent brain damage. Unfortunately, there had been plenty of damage. I couldn't remember anything before the accident, not my name, friends, family, where I lived, what yea...	Special Agent Andrew Carter took a long, slow drag from his cigarette before replying to the grave voice on the other end of handset. "Well, fuck." "Pretty much." the voice -- no doubt already on it's way to a bunker designed for this very event -- replied. Carter took another drag; he'd stopped smoking years ago, ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART TWO: I snickered. I couldn't help it. What the hell was he talking about? "I'm sorry?" He looked off, reminiscing about his own made-up memories. "We all used to get in trouble at nights, after lights out, when we'd all want a snack. One of you would sacrifice a blanket or something and give it to me. I'd ...	Special Agent Andrew Carter took a long, slow drag from his cigarette before replying to the grave voice on the other end of handset. "Well, fuck." "Pretty much." the voice -- no doubt already on it's way to a bunker designed for this very event -- replied. Carter took another drag; he'd stopped smoking years ago, ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Jimmy was born with an incredible power, he could make the tip of his penis hit heats so incredible but could only effect ice. Franklin born several towns over had a similar power only the tip of his penis could make ice so cold it would instantly reduce any fire into cold ash. One day they met and decided to have a ...	Special Agent Andrew Carter took a long, slow drag from his cigarette before replying to the grave voice on the other end of handset. "Well, fuck." "Pretty much." the voice -- no doubt already on it's way to a bunker designed for this very event -- replied. Carter took another drag; he'd stopped smoking years ago, ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	We were never supposed to meet. None of this was supposed to happen. I always knew I was different, and those around me knew of my powers. But they kept it to themselves. Except of course when someone had a birthday party, a BBQ, a smorgasbord or the munchies. They'd bring me some raw chicken and ask me to do my thing....	Special Agent Andrew Carter took a long, slow drag from his cigarette before replying to the grave voice on the other end of handset. "Well, fuck." "Pretty much." the voice -- no doubt already on it's way to a bunker designed for this very event -- replied. Carter took another drag; he'd stopped smoking years ago, ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	Special Agent Andrew Carter took a long, slow drag from his cigarette before replying to the grave voice on the other end of handset. "Well, fuck." "Pretty much." the voice -- no doubt already on it's way to a bunker designed for this very event -- replied. Carter took another drag; he'd stopped smoking years ago, ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Disclaimer: unfinished Our powers themselves aren't useless. It's how often we can use them that dwindles our abilities to being near worthless. Almost. But there is one. They keep her in another room, away from our housing. Her name is Delylah. Not all of us know our power. They keep that from us, but some of us fig...	The two people starts talking. a man and a woman. They figure out their power is the pitch of their voice. One has a high voice the other a low voice. They team up and started a duet singing songs. With in a year they destroyed all other bands and groups becoming the sole singers in the world. They got married and for ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	The man with the golden anus sidled up to the bar, his government handlers surreptitiously speaking into their headphones behind him. "Get me a dos equis. And a pepto." The bartender swung around with his order before he'd stopped speaking. He came in here every day. The man with the golden anus removed the lime from h...	The two people starts talking. a man and a woman. They figure out their power is the pitch of their voice. One has a high voice the other a low voice. They team up and started a duet singing songs. With in a year they destroyed all other bands and groups becoming the sole singers in the world. They got married and for ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART ONE: I awoke from the coma when I was twelve. They told me it had been a month since my accident, and that I was lucky there wasn't any permanent brain damage. Unfortunately, there had been plenty of damage. I couldn't remember anything before the accident, not my name, friends, family, where I lived, what yea...	The two people starts talking. a man and a woman. They figure out their power is the pitch of their voice. One has a high voice the other a low voice. They team up and started a duet singing songs. With in a year they destroyed all other bands and groups becoming the sole singers in the world. They got married and for ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART TWO: I snickered. I couldn't help it. What the hell was he talking about? "I'm sorry?" He looked off, reminiscing about his own made-up memories. "We all used to get in trouble at nights, after lights out, when we'd all want a snack. One of you would sacrifice a blanket or something and give it to me. I'd ...	The two people starts talking. a man and a woman. They figure out their power is the pitch of their voice. One has a high voice the other a low voice. They team up and started a duet singing songs. With in a year they destroyed all other bands and groups becoming the sole singers in the world. They got married and for ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	The two people starts talking. a man and a woman. They figure out their power is the pitch of their voice. One has a high voice the other a low voice. They team up and started a duet singing songs. With in a year they destroyed all other bands and groups becoming the sole singers in the world. They got married and for ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Disclaimer: unfinished Our powers themselves aren't useless. It's how often we can use them that dwindles our abilities to being near worthless. Almost. But there is one. They keep her in another room, away from our housing. Her name is Delylah. Not all of us know our power. They keep that from us, but some of us fig...	It was a cold dry and windy day. The streets were busy and lit up as if the people were putting on a show for the man up stairs. The crowds were intense and getting more aggressive while going on 6:00 o'clock. There were millions of people crawling on the floor that afternoon, and despite the governments efforts, there...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	The man with the golden anus sidled up to the bar, his government handlers surreptitiously speaking into their headphones behind him. "Get me a dos equis. And a pepto." The bartender swung around with his order before he'd stopped speaking. He came in here every day. The man with the golden anus removed the lime from h...	It was a cold dry and windy day. The streets were busy and lit up as if the people were putting on a show for the man up stairs. The crowds were intense and getting more aggressive while going on 6:00 o'clock. There were millions of people crawling on the floor that afternoon, and despite the governments efforts, there...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART ONE: I awoke from the coma when I was twelve. They told me it had been a month since my accident, and that I was lucky there wasn't any permanent brain damage. Unfortunately, there had been plenty of damage. I couldn't remember anything before the accident, not my name, friends, family, where I lived, what yea...	It was a cold dry and windy day. The streets were busy and lit up as if the people were putting on a show for the man up stairs. The crowds were intense and getting more aggressive while going on 6:00 o'clock. There were millions of people crawling on the floor that afternoon, and despite the governments efforts, there...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART TWO: I snickered. I couldn't help it. What the hell was he talking about? "I'm sorry?" He looked off, reminiscing about his own made-up memories. "We all used to get in trouble at nights, after lights out, when we'd all want a snack. One of you would sacrifice a blanket or something and give it to me. I'd ...	It was a cold dry and windy day. The streets were busy and lit up as if the people were putting on a show for the man up stairs. The crowds were intense and getting more aggressive while going on 6:00 o'clock. There were millions of people crawling on the floor that afternoon, and despite the governments efforts, there...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	It was a cold dry and windy day. The streets were busy and lit up as if the people were putting on a show for the man up stairs. The crowds were intense and getting more aggressive while going on 6:00 o'clock. There were millions of people crawling on the floor that afternoon, and despite the governments efforts, there...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	The man with the golden anus sidled up to the bar, his government handlers surreptitiously speaking into their headphones behind him. "Get me a dos equis. And a pepto." The bartender swung around with his order before he'd stopped speaking. He came in here every day. The man with the golden anus removed the lime from h...	It all began with light. The flashes brightly lit the sky, but they could not be believed. It was not allowed. The world gains great power. The power of unity. Some seek to destroy it for selfish reasons. Some see it as a threat to society. It simply marks the next step. The beginning of a new chapter. The begin...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART ONE: I awoke from the coma when I was twelve. They told me it had been a month since my accident, and that I was lucky there wasn't any permanent brain damage. Unfortunately, there had been plenty of damage. I couldn't remember anything before the accident, not my name, friends, family, where I lived, what yea...	It all began with light. The flashes brightly lit the sky, but they could not be believed. It was not allowed. The world gains great power. The power of unity. Some seek to destroy it for selfish reasons. Some see it as a threat to society. It simply marks the next step. The beginning of a new chapter. The begin...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	PART TWO: I snickered. I couldn't help it. What the hell was he talking about? "I'm sorry?" He looked off, reminiscing about his own made-up memories. "We all used to get in trouble at nights, after lights out, when we'd all want a snack. One of you would sacrifice a blanket or something and give it to me. I'd ...	It all began with light. The flashes brightly lit the sky, but they could not be believed. It was not allowed. The world gains great power. The power of unity. Some seek to destroy it for selfish reasons. Some see it as a threat to society. It simply marks the next step. The beginning of a new chapter. The begin...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	I looked up from my desk and saw her sitting across from me. “What…” I started nervously “What are you doing here?” She looked frightened and I could see the nervousness on her face. She tried to look away and only succeeded in looking at me in the reflection of the glass. “I had to see you” she started, her gree...	Parker had never amounted to much in his life. He was nearly fifty, still marginally employed and still stuck on the puerile fascinations of his youth. Parker has a special power. He could teleport anything that came from his anus into another person. A fart was the first he learned how to do. And he’d get countle...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Jimmy was born with an incredible power, he could make the tip of his penis hit heats so incredible but could only effect ice. Franklin born several towns over had a similar power only the tip of his penis could make ice so cold it would instantly reduce any fire into cold ash. One day they met and decided to have a ...	Parker had never amounted to much in his life. He was nearly fifty, still marginally employed and still stuck on the puerile fascinations of his youth. Parker has a special power. He could teleport anything that came from his anus into another person. A fart was the first he learned how to do. And he’d get countle...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Mark was thirteen when he discovered his powers. He was coming home from school when a squirrel walked into his path. At the time, he thought nothing of it. Just one squirrel, after all. Then more squirrels followed suit. Soon enough, Mark had an army of thirty squirrels following him. He thought it was cool, at first....	Parker had never amounted to much in his life. He was nearly fifty, still marginally employed and still stuck on the puerile fascinations of his youth. Parker has a special power. He could teleport anything that came from his anus into another person. A fart was the first he learned how to do. And he’d get countle...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	We were never supposed to meet. None of this was supposed to happen. I always knew I was different, and those around me knew of my powers. But they kept it to themselves. Except of course when someone had a birthday party, a BBQ, a smorgasbord or the munchies. They'd bring me some raw chicken and ask me to do my thing....	Parker had never amounted to much in his life. He was nearly fifty, still marginally employed and still stuck on the puerile fascinations of his youth. Parker has a special power. He could teleport anything that came from his anus into another person. A fart was the first he learned how to do. And he’d get countle...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	Parker had never amounted to much in his life. He was nearly fifty, still marginally employed and still stuck on the puerile fascinations of his youth. Parker has a special power. He could teleport anything that came from his anus into another person. A fart was the first he learned how to do. And he’d get countle...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It was supposed to be cool, like in the superhero comics but fuck, this was just exhausting. I'd been born with a mutation that expanded my brain lining along the middle of my skull. It allowed me to sense something if i focused real closely. I mean i couldn't literally see inside people's heads but i could pick up vib...	Parker had never amounted to much in his life. He was nearly fifty, still marginally employed and still stuck on the puerile fascinations of his youth. Parker has a special power. He could teleport anything that came from his anus into another person. A fart was the first he learned how to do. And he’d get countle...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It wasn't like I wanted it to happen, hell, it wasn't even that I knew it would happen..it just did! Our society has labeled my ilk as "Defects"; while the majority of our race has evolved into a species with extraordinary powers, the rest of us (the defects) just do stupid shit like turn into bread, or have a golden ...	Parker had never amounted to much in his life. He was nearly fifty, still marginally employed and still stuck on the puerile fascinations of his youth. Parker has a special power. He could teleport anything that came from his anus into another person. A fart was the first he learned how to do. And he’d get countle...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	We were never supposed to meet. None of this was supposed to happen. I always knew I was different, and those around me knew of my powers. But they kept it to themselves. Except of course when someone had a birthday party, a BBQ, a smorgasbord or the munchies. They'd bring me some raw chicken and ask me to do my thing....	I looked up from my desk and saw her sitting across from me. “What…” I started nervously “What are you doing here?” She looked frightened and I could see the nervousness on her face. She tried to look away and only succeeded in looking at me in the reflection of the glass. “I had to see you” she started, her gree...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	I looked up from my desk and saw her sitting across from me. “What…” I started nervously “What are you doing here?” She looked frightened and I could see the nervousness on her face. She tried to look away and only succeeded in looking at me in the reflection of the glass. “I had to see you” she started, her gree...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It was supposed to be cool, like in the superhero comics but fuck, this was just exhausting. I'd been born with a mutation that expanded my brain lining along the middle of my skull. It allowed me to sense something if i focused real closely. I mean i couldn't literally see inside people's heads but i could pick up vib...	I looked up from my desk and saw her sitting across from me. “What…” I started nervously “What are you doing here?” She looked frightened and I could see the nervousness on her face. She tried to look away and only succeeded in looking at me in the reflection of the glass. “I had to see you” she started, her gree...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	Jimmy was born with an incredible power, he could make the tip of his penis hit heats so incredible but could only effect ice. Franklin born several towns over had a similar power only the tip of his penis could make ice so cold it would instantly reduce any fire into cold ash. One day they met and decided to have a ...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	We were never supposed to meet. None of this was supposed to happen. I always knew I was different, and those around me knew of my powers. But they kept it to themselves. Except of course when someone had a birthday party, a BBQ, a smorgasbord or the munchies. They'd bring me some raw chicken and ask me to do my thing....	The dossier said his name was Jimothy Orange, of Port Orange, Florida, I had to laugh. "What a ridiculous name," I snickered to myself in my rented sedan. What a plush contract, to follow this guy. If the government was worried about some small town bumpkin doing something to upset the balance of the nation, I hadn't s...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	The dossier said his name was Jimothy Orange, of Port Orange, Florida, I had to laugh. "What a ridiculous name," I snickered to myself in my rented sedan. What a plush contract, to follow this guy. If the government was worried about some small town bumpkin doing something to upset the balance of the nation, I hadn't s...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It was supposed to be cool, like in the superhero comics but fuck, this was just exhausting. I'd been born with a mutation that expanded my brain lining along the middle of my skull. It allowed me to sense something if i focused real closely. I mean i couldn't literally see inside people's heads but i could pick up vib...	The dossier said his name was Jimothy Orange, of Port Orange, Florida, I had to laugh. "What a ridiculous name," I snickered to myself in my rented sedan. What a plush contract, to follow this guy. If the government was worried about some small town bumpkin doing something to upset the balance of the nation, I hadn't s...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It wasn't like I wanted it to happen, hell, it wasn't even that I knew it would happen..it just did! Our society has labeled my ilk as "Defects"; while the majority of our race has evolved into a species with extraordinary powers, the rest of us (the defects) just do stupid shit like turn into bread, or have a golden ...	The dossier said his name was Jimothy Orange, of Port Orange, Florida, I had to laugh. "What a ridiculous name," I snickered to myself in my rented sedan. What a plush contract, to follow this guy. If the government was worried about some small town bumpkin doing something to upset the balance of the nation, I hadn't s...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	We were never supposed to meet. None of this was supposed to happen. I always knew I was different, and those around me knew of my powers. But they kept it to themselves. Except of course when someone had a birthday party, a BBQ, a smorgasbord or the munchies. They'd bring me some raw chicken and ask me to do my thing....	Mark was thirteen when he discovered his powers. He was coming home from school when a squirrel walked into his path. At the time, he thought nothing of it. Just one squirrel, after all. Then more squirrels followed suit. Soon enough, Mark had an army of thirty squirrels following him. He thought it was cool, at first....
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	"Pleasure to meet you." I shook my prospective business partner's hand "Pleasures all mine." As our hands touched there was a blinding light that filled the room I grew up idealizing the Supers that protected our country, when I turned 18 and took the mandatory screening that was the happiest day of my life. The Gove...	Mark was thirteen when he discovered his powers. He was coming home from school when a squirrel walked into his path. At the time, he thought nothing of it. Just one squirrel, after all. Then more squirrels followed suit. Soon enough, Mark had an army of thirty squirrels following him. He thought it was cool, at first....
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It was supposed to be cool, like in the superhero comics but fuck, this was just exhausting. I'd been born with a mutation that expanded my brain lining along the middle of my skull. It allowed me to sense something if i focused real closely. I mean i couldn't literally see inside people's heads but i could pick up vib...	Mark was thirteen when he discovered his powers. He was coming home from school when a squirrel walked into his path. At the time, he thought nothing of it. Just one squirrel, after all. Then more squirrels followed suit. Soon enough, Mark had an army of thirty squirrels following him. He thought it was cool, at first....
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It was supposed to be cool, like in the superhero comics but fuck, this was just exhausting. I'd been born with a mutation that expanded my brain lining along the middle of my skull. It allowed me to sense something if i focused real closely. I mean i couldn't literally see inside people's heads but i could pick up vib...	"Oh my god it stinks in here." He knew he shouldn't be here. He had a restraining order to stay 100 yards away from her due to her "conflicting super power." "Oh, that's a result of my super power," she rolled her eyes in dismay. "To make things stinky?" he laughed. "No, I um... it's really embarrassing." "Hey, it...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It wasn't like I wanted it to happen, hell, it wasn't even that I knew it would happen..it just did! Our society has labeled my ilk as "Defects"; while the majority of our race has evolved into a species with extraordinary powers, the rest of us (the defects) just do stupid shit like turn into bread, or have a golden ...	"Oh my god it stinks in here." He knew he shouldn't be here. He had a restraining order to stay 100 yards away from her due to her "conflicting super power." "Oh, that's a result of my super power," she rolled her eyes in dismay. "To make things stinky?" he laughed. "No, I um... it's really embarrassing." "Hey, it...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It was supposed to be cool, like in the superhero comics but fuck, this was just exhausting. I'd been born with a mutation that expanded my brain lining along the middle of my skull. It allowed me to sense something if i focused real closely. I mean i couldn't literally see inside people's heads but i could pick up vib...	"I can make peanut butter shoot out of my hands... what kind of a super power is this...?" "I can make jelly shoot out of my hands... What is wrong with me!?" They meet... "Woah!? you have a weird super power too!?" "Uhh, I guess so... I don't know if I would call it a super power." "High five man!" *The most amaz...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It wasn't like I wanted it to happen, hell, it wasn't even that I knew it would happen..it just did! Our society has labeled my ilk as "Defects"; while the majority of our race has evolved into a species with extraordinary powers, the rest of us (the defects) just do stupid shit like turn into bread, or have a golden ...	"I can make peanut butter shoot out of my hands... what kind of a super power is this...?" "I can make jelly shoot out of my hands... What is wrong with me!?" They meet... "Woah!? you have a weird super power too!?" "Uhh, I guess so... I don't know if I would call it a super power." "High five man!" *The most amaz...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Why is everyone so obsessed with being immortal? I am, and I dread the day when the last of my friends die. I will be left here, alone. Sure there will be new people born, and I can make new friends, but how could I possibly connect with someone 100 years younger than me? I have no hope for me, no goals, because no mat...	"Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It wasn't like I wanted it to happen, hell, it wasn't even that I knew it would happen..it just did! Our society has labeled my ilk as "Defects"; while the majority of our race has evolved into a species with extraordinary powers, the rest of us (the defects) just do stupid shit like turn into bread, or have a golden ...	"Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Ronald Fernald was known as "Fog". Morticia Demure was known as "The Quiet". Potentially the two most annoying empowered of them all second only to Henry "Scratch" Daltain and Hikoru "Tinnitus-san" Kawazaki. When Fog would touch another human being, all human beings within a hundred foot radius immediately went *bl...	"Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Useless alone, cataclysmic together. Bob's superpower wasn't something that children ever pretended to have when they played make-believe. The ability to make people laugh uncontrollably when he sneezed near them was well... humourous at best. Jason's superpower wasn't much better. His being nearby magnified the inte...	"Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It had been hot, intense passion at first sight. I saw her name tag - S. Cheeks - and knew that it, and her uniform, would be on the floor as soon as our first training course was over. We had both been called to special service for our country. She had been in the air force, planning to be an astronaut, and I in the ...	"Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	“Hey,” Chuck said, glancing back at the flooded street behind him. They were having very peculiar weather that day, the asphalt now concealed in a thick stream of near knee-high mud. It was the first time he’d seen a mudslide in the streets of New York, the current now beginning to pull cars out of their parking spots ...	"Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	I go by the name Polly now. It's not the one I was born with, but it's been my nickname as long as I can remember. It has nothing to do with parrots, which most people assume right away. They usually find out the real reason pretty quickly: it's based on the word "Polygraph." A lie detector. I was born with a power: ...	"Dear, future, intelligent species of Earth. I suppose this may be the only piece of evidence you will find for the existence of my species. I might as well introduce myself, so my name is Lieutenant Daniel Everett. Regular members of our society have the ability to grip objects with our hands, think with our complex m...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It wasn't like I wanted it to happen, hell, it wasn't even that I knew it would happen..it just did! Our society has labeled my ilk as "Defects"; while the majority of our race has evolved into a species with extraordinary powers, the rest of us (the defects) just do stupid shit like turn into bread, or have a golden ...	Why is everyone so obsessed with being immortal? I am, and I dread the day when the last of my friends die. I will be left here, alone. Sure there will be new people born, and I can make new friends, but how could I possibly connect with someone 100 years younger than me? I have no hope for me, no goals, because no mat...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	Ronald Fernald was known as "Fog". Morticia Demure was known as "The Quiet". Potentially the two most annoying empowered of them all second only to Henry "Scratch" Daltain and Hikoru "Tinnitus-san" Kawazaki. When Fog would touch another human being, all human beings within a hundred foot radius immediately went *bl...	Why is everyone so obsessed with being immortal? I am, and I dread the day when the last of my friends die. I will be left here, alone. Sure there will be new people born, and I can make new friends, but how could I possibly connect with someone 100 years younger than me? I have no hope for me, no goals, because no mat...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	It had been hot, intense passion at first sight. I saw her name tag - S. Cheeks - and knew that it, and her uniform, would be on the floor as soon as our first training course was over. We had both been called to special service for our country. She had been in the air force, planning to be an astronaut, and I in the ...	Useless alone, cataclysmic together. Bob's superpower wasn't something that children ever pretended to have when they played make-believe. The ability to make people laugh uncontrollably when he sneezed near them was well... humourous at best. Jason's superpower wasn't much better. His being nearby magnified the inte...
[WP] A handful of people have been born with a dumb and useless superpower. The government has made sure to not let two of these people make contact with each other because when these two useless powers combine the world will be at risk. One day two of these people accidently meet	I go by the name Polly now. It's not the one I was born with, but it's been my nickname as long as I can remember. It has nothing to do with parrots, which most people assume right away. They usually find out the real reason pretty quickly: it's based on the word "Polygraph." A lie detector. I was born with a power: ...	“Hey,” Chuck said, glancing back at the flooded street behind him. They were having very peculiar weather that day, the asphalt now concealed in a thick stream of near knee-high mud. It was the first time he’d seen a mudslide in the streets of New York, the current now beginning to pull cars out of their parking spots ...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	I doubt anyone will see this at this point, but I'll put it here anyway, just on the off-chance someone winds up getting a kick out of it. NB: It's built upon sci-fi staples, many of which have been explored for by our predecessors, from novels to films to webcomics, such as SMBC and XKCD. Rather than tortuously avoid...	[Option 2] You think "eh, five more minutes and I'll get out of bed". You then proceed to fall asleep. But then... [Continue](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2yof9i/wp_create_a_choose_your_own_adventure_with_an/cpc3br1)
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	Bright light strikes your face. Feeling the bright slap across your retinas, you cringe as you contemplate your options. You don’t care where you are or why you are here. You just want to lay here in the blackness that was your half-awake state and give in to unconsciousness. To be Awake. [( Open your eyes )](https:/...	In Fear of an Ego Death by Caesar Naples [Cover](http://i.imgur.com/oWMe9kt.png) I used infinite as a muse for every page. Is it hard to navigate? Feedback is welcome. Post it [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2yof9i/wp_create_a_choose_your_own_adventure_with_an/cpefekm) Page 1 We've bee...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	The sun blazes bright in the sky as you slowly float down the river in your kayak. The air is hot and sticky. You barely exerted yourself paddling, but a sheen of sweat still covers your body. You splash some water on your neck to cool off. Looking around, the topography starts to resemble the description the guide ga...	In Fear of an Ego Death by Caesar Naples [Cover](http://i.imgur.com/oWMe9kt.png) I used infinite as a muse for every page. Is it hard to navigate? Feedback is welcome. Post it [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2yof9i/wp_create_a_choose_your_own_adventure_with_an/cpefekm) Page 1 We've bee...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	1.You awake from sleep lying in a bed, you: 2.Get out of bed -go to 4 3.Go back to sleep -go to 1 4.After an exhausting day of doing _____, a nice rest seems ideal. -go to 1 I would love to see someone add on to this to make possible choices for an entire daily routine; ...	In Fear of an Ego Death by Caesar Naples [Cover](http://i.imgur.com/oWMe9kt.png) I used infinite as a muse for every page. Is it hard to navigate? Feedback is welcome. Post it [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2yof9i/wp_create_a_choose_your_own_adventure_with_an/cpefekm) Page 1 We've bee...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	And now everyone, gather around for the home version of everybody's favorite game show: # INCREMENT THE NUMBER! Now you, too, can follow the thrilling and chilling thrills and chills of the famous TV game show! Re-live the excitement as you reach unbelievably high numbers like 40 or even 50! [What are you waiting f...	In Fear of an Ego Death by Caesar Naples [Cover](http://i.imgur.com/oWMe9kt.png) I used infinite as a muse for every page. Is it hard to navigate? Feedback is welcome. Post it [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2yof9i/wp_create_a_choose_your_own_adventure_with_an/cpefekm) Page 1 We've bee...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	And now everyone, gather around for the home version of everybody's favorite game show: # INCREMENT THE NUMBER! Now you, too, can follow the thrilling and chilling thrills and chills of the famous TV game show! Re-live the excitement as you reach unbelievably high numbers like 40 or even 50! [What are you waiting f...	[One I created a while ago with a small infinite loop.](http://play.textadventures.co.uk/Play.aspx?id=gtxjdch6oucvafaxfcfmfg)
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	And now everyone, gather around for the home version of everybody's favorite game show: # INCREMENT THE NUMBER! Now you, too, can follow the thrilling and chilling thrills and chills of the famous TV game show! Re-live the excitement as you reach unbelievably high numbers like 40 or even 50! [What are you waiting f...	Bright light strikes your face. Feeling the bright slap across your retinas, you cringe as you contemplate your options. You don’t care where you are or why you are here. You just want to lay here in the blackness that was your half-awake state and give in to unconsciousness. To be Awake. [( Open your eyes )](https:/...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	1.You awake from sleep lying in a bed, you: 2.Get out of bed -go to 4 3.Go back to sleep -go to 1 4.After an exhausting day of doing _____, a nice rest seems ideal. -go to 1 I would love to see someone add on to this to make possible choices for an entire daily routine; ...	The sun blazes bright in the sky as you slowly float down the river in your kayak. The air is hot and sticky. You barely exerted yourself paddling, but a sheen of sweat still covers your body. You splash some water on your neck to cool off. Looking around, the topography starts to resemble the description the guide ga...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	And now everyone, gather around for the home version of everybody's favorite game show: # INCREMENT THE NUMBER! Now you, too, can follow the thrilling and chilling thrills and chills of the famous TV game show! Re-live the excitement as you reach unbelievably high numbers like 40 or even 50! [What are you waiting f...	The sun blazes bright in the sky as you slowly float down the river in your kayak. The air is hot and sticky. You barely exerted yourself paddling, but a sheen of sweat still covers your body. You splash some water on your neck to cool off. Looking around, the topography starts to resemble the description the guide ga...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	And now everyone, gather around for the home version of everybody's favorite game show: # INCREMENT THE NUMBER! Now you, too, can follow the thrilling and chilling thrills and chills of the famous TV game show! Re-live the excitement as you reach unbelievably high numbers like 40 or even 50! [What are you waiting f...	1.You awake from sleep lying in a bed, you: 2.Get out of bed -go to 4 3.Go back to sleep -go to 1 4.After an exhausting day of doing _____, a nice rest seems ideal. -go to 1 I would love to see someone add on to this to make possible choices for an entire daily routine; ...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	And now everyone, gather around for the home version of everybody's favorite game show: # INCREMENT THE NUMBER! Now you, too, can follow the thrilling and chilling thrills and chills of the famous TV game show! Re-live the excitement as you reach unbelievably high numbers like 40 or even 50! [What are you waiting f...	(My wirless is currently offline so I will get it running in the morning to continue the prompt!) --- "Weeeeeeeeeeeelcooooome to the adventure of a lifetime!" The voice boomed throughout the arcade, yet no one else seemed to hear it. The store owner had said this was the game that was going to bring back arcades, but...
[WP] Create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.	After hours of stumbling through the darkness and stormy weather, you finally manage to find a cave to hide in. Dry firewood is in short supply, but you manage to scrounge enough up to make a weak fire to warm yourself up and maybe dry your clothes. God, how did it come to this? Just yesterday, you were in the laborat...	(My wirless is currently offline so I will get it running in the morning to continue the prompt!) --- "Weeeeeeeeeeeelcooooome to the adventure of a lifetime!" The voice boomed throughout the arcade, yet no one else seemed to hear it. The store owner had said this was the game that was going to bring back arcades, but...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	December 13th 2178 As much as I dreaded the idea of going to war, this really isn't too bad. For one, I wasn't even doing the fighting. We were all given Personal Terminals to control our War Rigs. Giant two-tonned mechs loaded with almost every lethal weapon in existence. Nothing can be as easy is this, right? We jus...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	Dear Mrs. Randolph, As you already have been informed that your late husband, Lt. James Randolph, was killed in action on November 10, 2024, I felt it my duty to return some personal items we have recovered that appear to belong to him. Enclosed you will find several pictures, a wooden heart, and a couple of pages from...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	April 5th 1942: I am so excited to finally be in England. I had no idea that the ship would take that long. I am just thankful that our crew were able to get to our airfield and be assigned to our plane. Lt Caulfield has decided to call our plane "Lucky Lucy," we even painted a naked girl on the side of the pla...	*Day 1* *I'll be keeping this journal throughout my tour. To keep my sanity or to have something to look back on in old age, I'm not sure. Keeps me occupied though, and for that I'm thankful. Afghanistan was, shall I say, different. Different from what I expected, that is. Stepping out of the Sikorsky that dropped...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	*Day 1* *I'll be keeping this journal throughout my tour. To keep my sanity or to have something to look back on in old age, I'm not sure. Keeps me occupied though, and for that I'm thankful. Afghanistan was, shall I say, different. Different from what I expected, that is. Stepping out of the Sikorsky that dropped...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	April 5th 1942: I am so excited to finally be in England. I had no idea that the ship would take that long. I am just thankful that our crew were able to get to our airfield and be assigned to our plane. Lt Caulfield has decided to call our plane "Lucky Lucy," we even painted a naked girl on the side of the pla...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	June 24th, 1916. Well, this is a grand old mess, if ever I did see one. We came in on foot and from the back of the lines one may stare down the miles of ruin bought on by this war. The sight was a distinct kind of terrible, yet at the same time I found myself in a simple trance at the tragic beauty associated with su...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	March 19th I don’t like this place. It smells like gasoline and sweat. Pushing my group through basic before they shipped us out didn’t help much. It’s hard to teach the unwilling how to march. I’m no politician or philosopher, but I’m not even real sure what it is we’re here for. This country, I mean, not life in g...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One I was recruited by the Thals to fight the Kaleds. One of my colleagues was hit by a bomb that left him grotesque and mutated, and his own friends insulted him and abused him from then onwards. One of these bombs almost hit me, but it was gas instead of a biological weapon that was inside it this time. As I sli...	November 7th A brand new notebook and I won't even be able to use it. That's what I regret most about joining the army. I had nothing else really going for me, and I thought I would at least be able to do some good in the world out here in the middle of god-knows-where. But, instead I go out and get myself shot on my ...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	November 7th A brand new notebook and I won't even be able to use it. That's what I regret most about joining the army. I had nothing else really going for me, and I thought I would at least be able to do some good in the world out here in the middle of god-knows-where. But, instead I go out and get myself shot on my ...
[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.	Day One: It’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doing; they have been in many wars before, so I trust them. I’m scared because they are sending out everyone they can get as soon as possible. I have been training for th...	Day One I was recruited by the Thals to fight the Kaleds. One of my colleagues was hit by a bomb that left him grotesque and mutated, and his own friends insulted him and abused him from then onwards. One of these bombs almost hit me, but it was gas instead of a biological weapon that was inside it this time. As I sli...
[WP] You are. Slowly. Turning into. William Shatner. Explain. Your situation. To your doctor.	I ran into the Doctor's office as quickly as I could. I could feel the Shatner taking over my body. Already I was swaying back and forth like I was on the bridge of the Enterprise. I ran to the elevator and got on-board. I was sweating profusely. "Sick bay" I said panting. The woman next to me looked at me funny. I d...	Doctor. There's...some-THING happening. I'm starting. To emphasize....unnecessary words. I feel....a sudden sense of unimportance. Help me Doc. I don't know what to do.........KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAN!
[WP] All mankind lives on floating continents that slowly orbit the planet. Continents might come in contact with each other once in hundreds or thousands of years. Contact is about to be made between two very different continents with very different societies.	I stood on the jagged cliff edge and watched the slowly approaching landmass with interest. My friend Saul joined me, his red cloak flapping in the breeze. I pulled my own cloak tighter around my body, the blue material trapping my body heat so that I didn't feel as cold. At my feet, my terrier Sam was sitting patientl...	The warning signal blared over the canteen. "Contact estimate 240 seconds. Collect your gear and get to the Contact Point. Command out." "Oh, Crap." Jace thought. It is a rare event for two island states to come together. The bureaucracy was tough, let alone if it was on a collision course. Sadly, this time, it was. ...
[WP] All mankind lives on floating continents that slowly orbit the planet. Continents might come in contact with each other once in hundreds or thousands of years. Contact is about to be made between two very different continents with very different societies.	Humanity escaped a dying Earth and fled through the void between the stars. Most of the planets reached were uninhabitable and the colony ships continued onward; until they eventually broke down, the inhabitants freezing to death as the exhausted generators finally gave out. However six failing colony ships, guided...	The warning signal blared over the canteen. "Contact estimate 240 seconds. Collect your gear and get to the Contact Point. Command out." "Oh, Crap." Jace thought. It is a rare event for two island states to come together. The bureaucracy was tough, let alone if it was on a collision course. Sadly, this time, it was. ...
[WP] In a world where children are born with supernatural abilities, a child is born with seemingly no power. It isn't until he grows up that everyone realizes what he can really do.	Ever since my son was in kindergarden, everyone wanted to be his friend. His teachers noticed his charisma and commented early on that he brought a certain warmth to their class room. Even through grade school parents were constantly trying to setup play dates with my boy, in hopes that his model behavior and the smile...	Can it get any worse? Turn 12, get your powers. Thats how it's supposed to go. Discover you can fly, talk to animals, generate electricity, something exciting, hopefully. Though I've seen some powers not so exciting. Making spiders dance, speeding up the grass growing, that sort of thing. I'd say that I have it better...
[WP] In a world where children are born with supernatural abilities, a child is born with seemingly no power. It isn't until he grows up that everyone realizes what he can really do.	Most people don't know what it's like. To be an outcast. A freak. Even the strangest of people in this world have something in common with everyone else. Something they all share, that I never had. Their abilities make them different from me. Because I was different they punished me, beat me and never let me forget my ...	Of course it was bad manners to ask someone about there power -- but even then it was usually obvious. If you noticed someone at the bus stop with a few burns on their shirt, or maybe someone always beat you to the lunchroom and you just knew they were sprinting across the fountain pool in the courtyard. I had a sign ...
[WP] In a world where children are born with supernatural abilities, a child is born with seemingly no power. It isn't until he grows up that everyone realizes what he can really do.	Richard the Normal was completely and inexplicably ordinary. He got out of bed every morning, went to work every day. Not a thing stood out about him. Very often, a neighbor who he'd lived next door to for years would introduce themselves, despite bidding him good day every morning. He was just so boring, he didn't ho...	Of course it was bad manners to ask someone about there power -- but even then it was usually obvious. If you noticed someone at the bus stop with a few burns on their shirt, or maybe someone always beat you to the lunchroom and you just knew they were sprinting across the fountain pool in the courtyard. I had a sign ...
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	You'll never know who you might have been.	I refuse to care for him. I'm leaving.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	I didn't know a child could overheat in twenty minutes.	I refuse to care for him. I'm leaving.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	Strangers. Friends. Best Friends. Lovers. Strangers.	I refuse to care for him. I'm leaving.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	Her first breath was her last; too small to survive.	I refuse to care for him. I'm leaving.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	You'll never know who you might have been.	Now I'm a single father and a widower
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	I didn't know a child could overheat in twenty minutes.	Now I'm a single father and a widower
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	Strangers. Friends. Best Friends. Lovers. Strangers.	Now I'm a single father and a widower
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	Her first breath was her last; too small to survive.	Now I'm a single father and a widower
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	"Am I dead?" "Sorry, no. You bleached your eyes out."	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	Johnny never got his puppy. Didn't make it to Christmas.	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	You'll never know who you might have been.	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	The baby isn't yours.	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	"Who are you?" "You don't remember..." "No, I don't."	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	I didn't know a child could overheat in twenty minutes.	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	With our love lost, so too is life ever after. EDIT- A word	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	He didn't mean anything to me, I am so sorry.	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.
[WP] Break my heart in 10 words or less.	OP, please note the proper tag is [FF]. automod reports all replies if you don't use it.	My neighbour ran over a baby possum. It wanted it's mom.

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