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[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | School shopping...
Really? Who would have thought that I would ever have to go shopping with a daughter for school supply? And more so that I would be happy about it?
Just a few Years ago I was a horrible person... the Demon they called me and my girlfriend the Cultist. I have no idea how they got the Devil vibe but ... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | NOTE: Got really tired of all the "Daddy what's going on yay you're a hero no matter what I wuv you!" lame daughters people were writing. This story's little girl has more teeth!
*Shit. She recognizes me.*
I tensed as the woman's attention on me sharpened. She was shorter than average, with close-cropped black hair ... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Harold Mitnick stood quietly at the teller window, shoulders hunched, waiting for the young lady to figure out the issue with his account. He held his daughter Jessica's hand tightly, afraid to lose track of her even though the bank was empty expect for the young lady in line behind him. With a winter storm rushing in ... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | *They fuck you up, your mum and dad.*
It was, Miles Tarman considered, perhaps the truest thing that Larkin had ever written. He thought of his own father, the long shadow by the kitchen table, a man broken by war, too scared of his own dreams to sleep except in inebriated stupor, and his mother, a woman too scared of... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Sigh, if anyone reads this please let me know, I know I'm really late to it.
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*Seriously? 20 minutes? I never had more than five minutes before some hack tried to stop me.* Max Peligro was witnessing a robbery for the first time without being a participant. His niece was witnessing a robbery for the first time. ... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | *It'll be the death of you...*
8 years ago I had given up using my... I'm not sure if gift is the right word for it... for nefarious gains. I never was one of those "rule the world" types. Actually wasn't in it for the money, either. It was more complicated than that really. I guess I was just sick of all the her... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. |
Late to the party, but here is the first part of my effort.
Louis placed his hand on Becky's shoulder. "Not long now, sweetheart."
His six-year-old daughter smiled up at him and looked back down at the jar of change and small bills. Her lemonade stand had done well this summer, and they were opening an account ... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | These idiots.
The amount of times I could have wasted them since they came in here were enormous. The amount of unspoken rules and guidance they broke were so much that I was fuming.
Every time I worked up the courage to stop this my Ruby would squeeze my hand and looked into my eyes with her eyes full of tears,... | "now after we make a savings for you and your future college funds we can go meet up with your sisters and have some ice cream cake." The bald man with a thick accent said to his younger daughter.
"I'm going to have strawberry! What about you guys?"
"Banana yabba du ba!"
"Coconut!"..."Banana!"...."COCONUT!"....BAN... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Harold Mitnick stood quietly at the teller window, shoulders hunched, waiting for the young lady to figure out the issue with his account. He held his daughter Jessica's hand tightly, afraid to lose track of her even though the bank was empty expect for the young lady in line behind him. With a winter storm rushing in ... | School shopping...
Really? Who would have thought that I would ever have to go shopping with a daughter for school supply? And more so that I would be happy about it?
Just a few Years ago I was a horrible person... the Demon they called me and my girlfriend the Cultist. I have no idea how they got the Devil vibe but ... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | *They fuck you up, your mum and dad.*
It was, Miles Tarman considered, perhaps the truest thing that Larkin had ever written. He thought of his own father, the long shadow by the kitchen table, a man broken by war, too scared of his own dreams to sleep except in inebriated stupor, and his mother, a woman too scared of... | School shopping...
Really? Who would have thought that I would ever have to go shopping with a daughter for school supply? And more so that I would be happy about it?
Just a few Years ago I was a horrible person... the Demon they called me and my girlfriend the Cultist. I have no idea how they got the Devil vibe but ... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Sigh, if anyone reads this please let me know, I know I'm really late to it.
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*Seriously? 20 minutes? I never had more than five minutes before some hack tried to stop me.* Max Peligro was witnessing a robbery for the first time without being a participant. His niece was witnessing a robbery for the first time. ... | School shopping...
Really? Who would have thought that I would ever have to go shopping with a daughter for school supply? And more so that I would be happy about it?
Just a few Years ago I was a horrible person... the Demon they called me and my girlfriend the Cultist. I have no idea how they got the Devil vibe but ... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | *It'll be the death of you...*
8 years ago I had given up using my... I'm not sure if gift is the right word for it... for nefarious gains. I never was one of those "rule the world" types. Actually wasn't in it for the money, either. It was more complicated than that really. I guess I was just sick of all the her... | School shopping...
Really? Who would have thought that I would ever have to go shopping with a daughter for school supply? And more so that I would be happy about it?
Just a few Years ago I was a horrible person... the Demon they called me and my girlfriend the Cultist. I have no idea how they got the Devil vibe but ... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. |
Late to the party, but here is the first part of my effort.
Louis placed his hand on Becky's shoulder. "Not long now, sweetheart."
His six-year-old daughter smiled up at him and looked back down at the jar of change and small bills. Her lemonade stand had done well this summer, and they were opening an account ... | School shopping...
Really? Who would have thought that I would ever have to go shopping with a daughter for school supply? And more so that I would be happy about it?
Just a few Years ago I was a horrible person... the Demon they called me and my girlfriend the Cultist. I have no idea how they got the Devil vibe but ... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Sigh, if anyone reads this please let me know, I know I'm really late to it.
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*Seriously? 20 minutes? I never had more than five minutes before some hack tried to stop me.* Max Peligro was witnessing a robbery for the first time without being a participant. His niece was witnessing a robbery for the first time. ... | *They fuck you up, your mum and dad.*
It was, Miles Tarman considered, perhaps the truest thing that Larkin had ever written. He thought of his own father, the long shadow by the kitchen table, a man broken by war, too scared of his own dreams to sleep except in inebriated stupor, and his mother, a woman too scared of... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | *It'll be the death of you...*
8 years ago I had given up using my... I'm not sure if gift is the right word for it... for nefarious gains. I never was one of those "rule the world" types. Actually wasn't in it for the money, either. It was more complicated than that really. I guess I was just sick of all the her... | *They fuck you up, your mum and dad.*
It was, Miles Tarman considered, perhaps the truest thing that Larkin had ever written. He thought of his own father, the long shadow by the kitchen table, a man broken by war, too scared of his own dreams to sleep except in inebriated stupor, and his mother, a woman too scared of... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. |
Late to the party, but here is the first part of my effort.
Louis placed his hand on Becky's shoulder. "Not long now, sweetheart."
His six-year-old daughter smiled up at him and looked back down at the jar of change and small bills. Her lemonade stand had done well this summer, and they were opening an account ... | *They fuck you up, your mum and dad.*
It was, Miles Tarman considered, perhaps the truest thing that Larkin had ever written. He thought of his own father, the long shadow by the kitchen table, a man broken by war, too scared of his own dreams to sleep except in inebriated stupor, and his mother, a woman too scared of... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. |
Late to the party, but here is the first part of my effort.
Louis placed his hand on Becky's shoulder. "Not long now, sweetheart."
His six-year-old daughter smiled up at him and looked back down at the jar of change and small bills. Her lemonade stand had done well this summer, and they were opening an account ... | Sigh, if anyone reads this please let me know, I know I'm really late to it.
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*Seriously? 20 minutes? I never had more than five minutes before some hack tried to stop me.* Max Peligro was witnessing a robbery for the first time without being a participant. His niece was witnessing a robbery for the first time. ... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | *It'll be the death of you...*
8 years ago I had given up using my... I'm not sure if gift is the right word for it... for nefarious gains. I never was one of those "rule the world" types. Actually wasn't in it for the money, either. It was more complicated than that really. I guess I was just sick of all the her... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Henry Kilroy sat at his desk, in his office overlooking the customer service counter of the Aztec Savings and Loan bank. In his office, a woman and young female child. His attention distracted from them by three men and a rather large dog humanoid entering the bank. Nodding, pretending to be involved with what the w... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. |
Late to the party, but here is the first part of my effort.
Louis placed his hand on Becky's shoulder. "Not long now, sweetheart."
His six-year-old daughter smiled up at him and looked back down at the jar of change and small bills. Her lemonade stand had done well this summer, and they were opening an account ... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | These idiots.
The amount of times I could have wasted them since they came in here were enormous. The amount of unspoken rules and guidance they broke were so much that I was fuming.
Every time I worked up the courage to stop this my Ruby would squeeze my hand and looked into my eyes with her eyes full of tears,... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | She remembered that day like it was yesterday. Skipping through the big glass doors, feeling the warmth and security from her dad's hand holding her palm, the sounds of the street muffled as the doors closed.
She remembered his smile and promise of stopping for ice cream on the way home... Followed by a long and bori... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Yes, I'd like to set up a savings account for my daughter here." George, formerly Dr. Sinister, said to the teller.
"Okay, sir, not a problem at all. I'll just need you to fill out these forms here, and-" the teller paused.
"What is it?" George asked
"Sir, do not make any sudden movements, turn around slowly," the ... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | High school, college, Law school…that was the easy part of life. Well, maybe not law school, but it was easy to keep up the life and still have a lucrative front. Besides, I knew how to get my crew out of a pinch. Then came marriage, love…fatherhood. The hard parts of life. I’m only in my mid-thirties, but I am probabl... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | I closed my eyes, focusing on the sound of my heart, working to steady breath my he and reel in my raging emotions. Somewhere, out of my immediate attention I could hear voices, screams, the brisk barking of commands as the intruders struggled to achieve control over the crowd. My senses numb I turned my attention inwa... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | A slightly older man stood in the lobby of the First National Bank of Metroville. He was tall and slender. The man wore a black trenchcoat and fedora. His pale bule eyes were covered by dark designer sunglasses. The designer suit from Italy hung neatly on his frame. The most standout thing about him was that he was hol... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | “You’ve been a really good girl, Lily,” I said. “This is the last errand, and then we’ll go get some ice cream.”
Lily squirmed, hanging off my arm and sighing with all the drama of a Shakespearian actor. But she stayed quiet and pulled at the ruffles on her skirt. I ruffled her hair with my uncaptured hand and she gig... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma, at the Citysburgh Metropolitan Bank. Emma, clutching her favorite stuffed dog, gazed about at the ostentatious pseudo-Classical columns and gold leaf décor. The bank tried to make itself look like a ... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Dr. Gloom checked his watch for the sixth time, before sighing and looking at the rest of the line. He always thought making money would be hard once he went straight, but nobody ever warned him about all the waiting. Normies spent so much of their life waiting in lines! Back in his glory days, he could have just walke... | My first stab at writing after grad school stole a couple years of my life...
John walked into the parlor where Christine waited for him on the plush suede chair. The two long walls in the rectangular room were lined with the old books, collected over John’s lifetime, while the side opposite the door looked out across... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. |
Late to the party, but here is the first part of my effort.
Louis placed his hand on Becky's shoulder. "Not long now, sweetheart."
His six-year-old daughter smiled up at him and looked back down at the jar of change and small bills. Her lemonade stand had done well this summer, and they were opening an account ... | *It'll be the death of you...*
8 years ago I had given up using my... I'm not sure if gift is the right word for it... for nefarious gains. I never was one of those "rule the world" types. Actually wasn't in it for the money, either. It was more complicated than that really. I guess I was just sick of all the her... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Henry Kilroy sat at his desk, in his office overlooking the customer service counter of the Aztec Savings and Loan bank. In his office, a woman and young female child. His attention distracted from them by three men and a rather large dog humanoid entering the bank. Nodding, pretending to be involved with what the w... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. |
Late to the party, but here is the first part of my effort.
Louis placed his hand on Becky's shoulder. "Not long now, sweetheart."
His six-year-old daughter smiled up at him and looked back down at the jar of change and small bills. Her lemonade stand had done well this summer, and they were opening an account ... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | These idiots.
The amount of times I could have wasted them since they came in here were enormous. The amount of unspoken rules and guidance they broke were so much that I was fuming.
Every time I worked up the courage to stop this my Ruby would squeeze my hand and looked into my eyes with her eyes full of tears,... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | She remembered that day like it was yesterday. Skipping through the big glass doors, feeling the warmth and security from her dad's hand holding her palm, the sounds of the street muffled as the doors closed.
She remembered his smile and promise of stopping for ice cream on the way home... Followed by a long and bori... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Yes, I'd like to set up a savings account for my daughter here." George, formerly Dr. Sinister, said to the teller.
"Okay, sir, not a problem at all. I'll just need you to fill out these forms here, and-" the teller paused.
"What is it?" George asked
"Sir, do not make any sudden movements, turn around slowly," the ... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | High school, college, Law school…that was the easy part of life. Well, maybe not law school, but it was easy to keep up the life and still have a lucrative front. Besides, I knew how to get my crew out of a pinch. Then came marriage, love…fatherhood. The hard parts of life. I’m only in my mid-thirties, but I am probabl... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | I closed my eyes, focusing on the sound of my heart, working to steady breath my he and reel in my raging emotions. Somewhere, out of my immediate attention I could hear voices, screams, the brisk barking of commands as the intruders struggled to achieve control over the crowd. My senses numb I turned my attention inwa... | “Daddy, I’m so bored!” The small child whined loudly, tugging on her tall father’s hand. This made the blond haired man smile down at the small child. Her innocent brown eyes stared up at him in a begging manner.
“Tell you what,” he grinned as he spoke, “once I get finished here I’ll take you to get ice cream, okay?”
... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | These idiots.
The amount of times I could have wasted them since they came in here were enormous. The amount of unspoken rules and guidance they broke were so much that I was fuming.
Every time I worked up the courage to stop this my Ruby would squeeze my hand and looked into my eyes with her eyes full of tears,... | Henry Kilroy sat at his desk, in his office overlooking the customer service counter of the Aztec Savings and Loan bank. In his office, a woman and young female child. His attention distracted from them by three men and a rather large dog humanoid entering the bank. Nodding, pretending to be involved with what the w... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Yes, I'd like to set up a savings account for my daughter here." George, formerly Dr. Sinister, said to the teller.
"Okay, sir, not a problem at all. I'll just need you to fill out these forms here, and-" the teller paused.
"What is it?" George asked
"Sir, do not make any sudden movements, turn around slowly," the ... | Henry Kilroy sat at his desk, in his office overlooking the customer service counter of the Aztec Savings and Loan bank. In his office, a woman and young female child. His attention distracted from them by three men and a rather large dog humanoid entering the bank. Nodding, pretending to be involved with what the w... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | High school, college, Law school…that was the easy part of life. Well, maybe not law school, but it was easy to keep up the life and still have a lucrative front. Besides, I knew how to get my crew out of a pinch. Then came marriage, love…fatherhood. The hard parts of life. I’m only in my mid-thirties, but I am probabl... | Henry Kilroy sat at his desk, in his office overlooking the customer service counter of the Aztec Savings and Loan bank. In his office, a woman and young female child. His attention distracted from them by three men and a rather large dog humanoid entering the bank. Nodding, pretending to be involved with what the w... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Yes, I'd like to set up a savings account for my daughter here." George, formerly Dr. Sinister, said to the teller.
"Okay, sir, not a problem at all. I'll just need you to fill out these forms here, and-" the teller paused.
"What is it?" George asked
"Sir, do not make any sudden movements, turn around slowly," the ... | She remembered that day like it was yesterday. Skipping through the big glass doors, feeling the warmth and security from her dad's hand holding her palm, the sounds of the street muffled as the doors closed.
She remembered his smile and promise of stopping for ice cream on the way home... Followed by a long and bori... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | High school, college, Law school…that was the easy part of life. Well, maybe not law school, but it was easy to keep up the life and still have a lucrative front. Besides, I knew how to get my crew out of a pinch. Then came marriage, love…fatherhood. The hard parts of life. I’m only in my mid-thirties, but I am probabl... | She remembered that day like it was yesterday. Skipping through the big glass doors, feeling the warmth and security from her dad's hand holding her palm, the sounds of the street muffled as the doors closed.
She remembered his smile and promise of stopping for ice cream on the way home... Followed by a long and bori... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Yes, I'd like to set up a savings account for my daughter here." George, formerly Dr. Sinister, said to the teller.
"Okay, sir, not a problem at all. I'll just need you to fill out these forms here, and-" the teller paused.
"What is it?" George asked
"Sir, do not make any sudden movements, turn around slowly," the ... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | High school, college, Law school…that was the easy part of life. Well, maybe not law school, but it was easy to keep up the life and still have a lucrative front. Besides, I knew how to get my crew out of a pinch. Then came marriage, love…fatherhood. The hard parts of life. I’m only in my mid-thirties, but I am probabl... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | I closed my eyes, focusing on the sound of my heart, working to steady breath my he and reel in my raging emotions. Somewhere, out of my immediate attention I could hear voices, screams, the brisk barking of commands as the intruders struggled to achieve control over the crowd. My senses numb I turned my attention inwa... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | A slightly older man stood in the lobby of the First National Bank of Metroville. He was tall and slender. The man wore a black trenchcoat and fedora. His pale bule eyes were covered by dark designer sunglasses. The designer suit from Italy hung neatly on his frame. The most standout thing about him was that he was hol... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Duck Sarah." I told her, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her under one of the tables.
"Daddy." She said, looking at the red cape gang as they surged through the crowd waving guns and grabbing bank employees by the collar. "Daddy you told me you were done with this." She said. Looking at me, and then looking at t... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | “You’ve been a really good girl, Lily,” I said. “This is the last errand, and then we’ll go get some ice cream.”
Lily squirmed, hanging off my arm and sighing with all the drama of a Shakespearian actor. But she stayed quiet and pulled at the ruffles on her skirt. I ruffled her hair with my uncaptured hand and she gig... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | I'm going to kill him.
This assclown broke the first rule of super villainy: Never reveal an identity. For fuck's sake, I've been out of the game for almost 7 years, and I still have to deal with this shit.
"Daddy, who is he talking to?" I look down at Samantha, gazing up at me with those ridiculously big eyes, whic... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma, at the Citysburgh Metropolitan Bank. Emma, clutching her favorite stuffed dog, gazed about at the ostentatious pseudo-Classical columns and gold leaf décor. The bank tried to make itself look like a ... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Dr. Gloom checked his watch for the sixth time, before sighing and looking at the rest of the line. He always thought making money would be hard once he went straight, but nobody ever warned him about all the waiting. Normies spent so much of their life waiting in lines! Back in his glory days, he could have just walke... | "Damn kids. Always trying to one-up the classics. Just look at their rookie errors: everybody hands up, not rounding up the security guards... child's play. I could do better than this. I *should* do better than this. But I gave it up for *her*... *for them*. I would never want her to see who I really am. It'd break he... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma, at the Citysburgh Metropolitan Bank. Emma, clutching her favorite stuffed dog, gazed about at the ostentatious pseudo-Classical columns and gold leaf décor. The bank tried to make itself look like a ... | A slightly older man stood in the lobby of the First National Bank of Metroville. He was tall and slender. The man wore a black trenchcoat and fedora. His pale bule eyes were covered by dark designer sunglasses. The designer suit from Italy hung neatly on his frame. The most standout thing about him was that he was hol... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Dr. Gloom checked his watch for the sixth time, before sighing and looking at the rest of the line. He always thought making money would be hard once he went straight, but nobody ever warned him about all the waiting. Normies spent so much of their life waiting in lines! Back in his glory days, he could have just walke... | A slightly older man stood in the lobby of the First National Bank of Metroville. He was tall and slender. The man wore a black trenchcoat and fedora. His pale bule eyes were covered by dark designer sunglasses. The designer suit from Italy hung neatly on his frame. The most standout thing about him was that he was hol... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | “You’ve been a really good girl, Lily,” I said. “This is the last errand, and then we’ll go get some ice cream.”
Lily squirmed, hanging off my arm and sighing with all the drama of a Shakespearian actor. But she stayed quiet and pulled at the ruffles on her skirt. I ruffled her hair with my uncaptured hand and she gig... | "Duck Sarah." I told her, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her under one of the tables.
"Daddy." She said, looking at the red cape gang as they surged through the crowd waving guns and grabbing bank employees by the collar. "Daddy you told me you were done with this." She said. Looking at me, and then looking at t... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | I'm going to kill him.
This assclown broke the first rule of super villainy: Never reveal an identity. For fuck's sake, I've been out of the game for almost 7 years, and I still have to deal with this shit.
"Daddy, who is he talking to?" I look down at Samantha, gazing up at me with those ridiculously big eyes, whic... | "Duck Sarah." I told her, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her under one of the tables.
"Daddy." She said, looking at the red cape gang as they surged through the crowd waving guns and grabbing bank employees by the collar. "Daddy you told me you were done with this." She said. Looking at me, and then looking at t... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma, at the Citysburgh Metropolitan Bank. Emma, clutching her favorite stuffed dog, gazed about at the ostentatious pseudo-Classical columns and gold leaf décor. The bank tried to make itself look like a ... | "Duck Sarah." I told her, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her under one of the tables.
"Daddy." She said, looking at the red cape gang as they surged through the crowd waving guns and grabbing bank employees by the collar. "Daddy you told me you were done with this." She said. Looking at me, and then looking at t... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Dr. Gloom checked his watch for the sixth time, before sighing and looking at the rest of the line. He always thought making money would be hard once he went straight, but nobody ever warned him about all the waiting. Normies spent so much of their life waiting in lines! Back in his glory days, he could have just walke... | "Duck Sarah." I told her, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her under one of the tables.
"Daddy." She said, looking at the red cape gang as they surged through the crowd waving guns and grabbing bank employees by the collar. "Daddy you told me you were done with this." She said. Looking at me, and then looking at t... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma, at the Citysburgh Metropolitan Bank. Emma, clutching her favorite stuffed dog, gazed about at the ostentatious pseudo-Classical columns and gold leaf décor. The bank tried to make itself look like a ... | “You’ve been a really good girl, Lily,” I said. “This is the last errand, and then we’ll go get some ice cream.”
Lily squirmed, hanging off my arm and sighing with all the drama of a Shakespearian actor. But she stayed quiet and pulled at the ruffles on her skirt. I ruffled her hair with my uncaptured hand and she gig... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Dr. Gloom checked his watch for the sixth time, before sighing and looking at the rest of the line. He always thought making money would be hard once he went straight, but nobody ever warned him about all the waiting. Normies spent so much of their life waiting in lines! Back in his glory days, he could have just walke... | “You’ve been a really good girl, Lily,” I said. “This is the last errand, and then we’ll go get some ice cream.”
Lily squirmed, hanging off my arm and sighing with all the drama of a Shakespearian actor. But she stayed quiet and pulled at the ruffles on her skirt. I ruffled her hair with my uncaptured hand and she gig... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Wolfgang shifted his weight, trying to ease the discomfort in his hip, as he stood in line with his granddaughter, Emma, at the Citysburgh Metropolitan Bank. Emma, clutching her favorite stuffed dog, gazed about at the ostentatious pseudo-Classical columns and gold leaf décor. The bank tried to make itself look like a ... | I'm going to kill him.
This assclown broke the first rule of super villainy: Never reveal an identity. For fuck's sake, I've been out of the game for almost 7 years, and I still have to deal with this shit.
"Daddy, who is he talking to?" I look down at Samantha, gazing up at me with those ridiculously big eyes, whic... | |
[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Dr. Gloom checked his watch for the sixth time, before sighing and looking at the rest of the line. He always thought making money would be hard once he went straight, but nobody ever warned him about all the waiting. Normies spent so much of their life waiting in lines! Back in his glory days, he could have just walke... | I'm going to kill him.
This assclown broke the first rule of super villainy: Never reveal an identity. For fuck's sake, I've been out of the game for almost 7 years, and I still have to deal with this shit.
"Daddy, who is he talking to?" I look down at Samantha, gazing up at me with those ridiculously big eyes, whic... | |
[WP] The creation of the universe is like a slowly loading webpage with Earth being one of the only pieces of "loaded" content. One day, without warning, the rest of the empty universe suddenly "loads." | "Wow. Are you fucking kidding me?" God exclaimed as he drank yet another Mountain Dew Deluxe can, staring at a frozen monitor that read "Universe Download - 1%".
"I knew I shouldn't have bought this fucking game," he said, stroking his white neckbeard in frustration.
"MARY!" He shouted at his wife, who was in the nex... | Everything just became... brighter.
I was just smoking a blunt under the winter moon, when suddendly the few stars blocked by our pale yellows were covered by billions other stars. We scrambled to find out what had happened within this millisecond of time and space, but all answers came up short of evidence.Until this... | |
[WP] The creation of the universe is like a slowly loading webpage with Earth being one of the only pieces of "loaded" content. One day, without warning, the rest of the empty universe suddenly "loads." | It began with a picture of a pyramid that my cousin posted. A vaguely Mesoamerican-looking pyramid, made of some bluish sort of rock, and captioned "i never seed tihs befor".
My cousin's atrocious spelling aside, the picture was *odd*. I knew pyramid-building civilizations were tropical (mostly), but the guy lives in ... | I woke up after dark to the muted shattering of raindrops against my window. Chaos muffled and street lamps diffused by thick red curtains. It was eerie but strangely calming. It didn't exactly sound like chaos, imagine the sound of a peaceful riot under torrid rain behind a brick wall, a glass window covered by curtai... | |
[WP] The creation of the universe is like a slowly loading webpage with Earth being one of the only pieces of "loaded" content. One day, without warning, the rest of the empty universe suddenly "loads." | "Franklin! Mr. Franklin!"
Professor Jonathan Franklin looked up from the papers covering his desk at the gasping intern. "What is it?" he said irritatedly.
"There's an anomaly."
The professor groaned. He closed his notebook, saving his page with his pencil. He had been on a roll, and felt as if he was on the verge o... | I woke up after dark to the muted shattering of raindrops against my window. Chaos muffled and street lamps diffused by thick red curtains. It was eerie but strangely calming. It didn't exactly sound like chaos, imagine the sound of a peaceful riot under torrid rain behind a brick wall, a glass window covered by curtai... | |
[WP] The creation of the universe is like a slowly loading webpage with Earth being one of the only pieces of "loaded" content. One day, without warning, the rest of the empty universe suddenly "loads." | "Franklin! Mr. Franklin!"
Professor Jonathan Franklin looked up from the papers covering his desk at the gasping intern. "What is it?" he said irritatedly.
"There's an anomaly."
The professor groaned. He closed his notebook, saving his page with his pencil. He had been on a roll, and felt as if he was on the verge o... | It began with a picture of a pyramid that my cousin posted. A vaguely Mesoamerican-looking pyramid, made of some bluish sort of rock, and captioned "i never seed tihs befor".
My cousin's atrocious spelling aside, the picture was *odd*. I knew pyramid-building civilizations were tropical (mostly), but the guy lives in ... | |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | *Did I lock the door?*
The thought comes to Joe where it always does: at the end of his block. He looks at his watch.
*Not enough time. I will miss the bus.*
He starts walking again, across the street. The bus stop is thirty yards away. Before he gets to the other side, he stops.
*Fuck.*
He turns back, walki... | The first lock was stubborn, yet simple and easy to break. Despite how much I boasted of its effectiveness, it gave way when put to the test.
The next was bigger, wastefully so. For all I put into it, it was as weak and useless as the previous.
I created the next one out of anger. Hammer forged steel tempered again a... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | The first lock he installed in the ancient oak door was a simple copper lock he purchased from the blacksmith in town. That night he clutched the copper key in his fist as he lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. He felt a little more secure than he did the night before but a restful sleep still eluded him. The sounds... | The first lock was stubborn, yet simple and easy to break. Despite how much I boasted of its effectiveness, it gave way when put to the test.
The next was bigger, wastefully so. For all I put into it, it was as weak and useless as the previous.
I created the next one out of anger. Hammer forged steel tempered again a... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | *Did I lock the door?*
The thought comes to Joe where it always does: at the end of his block. He looks at his watch.
*Not enough time. I will miss the bus.*
He starts walking again, across the street. The bus stop is thirty yards away. Before he gets to the other side, he stops.
*Fuck.*
He turns back, walki... | He took a swig of the whiskey and slammed the bottle on the counter. At that moment, I felt decidedly uncomfortable about being here, and began to suspect that the drugs I had been promised were not forthcoming. I shot a quick glance at the door.
He noticed.
"I've been here twenty-nine years. It's not a good neighb... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | The first lock he installed in the ancient oak door was a simple copper lock he purchased from the blacksmith in town. That night he clutched the copper key in his fist as he lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. He felt a little more secure than he did the night before but a restful sleep still eluded him. The sounds... | He took a swig of the whiskey and slammed the bottle on the counter. At that moment, I felt decidedly uncomfortable about being here, and began to suspect that the drugs I had been promised were not forthcoming. I shot a quick glance at the door.
He noticed.
"I've been here twenty-nine years. It's not a good neighb... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | *Did I lock the door?*
The thought comes to Joe where it always does: at the end of his block. He looks at his watch.
*Not enough time. I will miss the bus.*
He starts walking again, across the street. The bus stop is thirty yards away. Before he gets to the other side, he stops.
*Fuck.*
He turns back, walki... | Once a day, every day, Martin had to unlock and relock all seven of the locks on the door to his closet. Not all of them at once. No! Not ever all at once! The monsters they held in check; the killing, the death, the blood. Oh, so much blood. He saw it at night, in his dreams, what will happen when he finally op... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | The first lock he installed in the ancient oak door was a simple copper lock he purchased from the blacksmith in town. That night he clutched the copper key in his fist as he lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. He felt a little more secure than he did the night before but a restful sleep still eluded him. The sounds... | Once a day, every day, Martin had to unlock and relock all seven of the locks on the door to his closet. Not all of them at once. No! Not ever all at once! The monsters they held in check; the killing, the death, the blood. Oh, so much blood. He saw it at night, in his dreams, what will happen when he finally op... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | *Did I lock the door?*
The thought comes to Joe where it always does: at the end of his block. He looks at his watch.
*Not enough time. I will miss the bus.*
He starts walking again, across the street. The bus stop is thirty yards away. Before he gets to the other side, he stops.
*Fuck.*
He turns back, walki... | The First Lock there because of his Strength, destroying the door with brutality
The Second Lock because of his Perception, able to deftly lockpick the door;s first lock.
The Third Lock because of his Endurance, refusing to eat until they decided to open the door.
The Fourth Lock because of his Charisma, talking to ... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | The first lock he installed in the ancient oak door was a simple copper lock he purchased from the blacksmith in town. That night he clutched the copper key in his fist as he lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. He felt a little more secure than he did the night before but a restful sleep still eluded him. The sounds... | The First Lock there because of his Strength, destroying the door with brutality
The Second Lock because of his Perception, able to deftly lockpick the door;s first lock.
The Third Lock because of his Endurance, refusing to eat until they decided to open the door.
The Fourth Lock because of his Charisma, talking to ... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | The first lock he installed in the ancient oak door was a simple copper lock he purchased from the blacksmith in town. That night he clutched the copper key in his fist as he lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. He felt a little more secure than he did the night before but a restful sleep still eluded him. The sounds... | One, a plain and simple lock on the knob. It came with the place when I bought it, to keep out unwanted visitors. It didn't work very well, nor very long.
Two, silver and shining, a deadbolt. I installed it after the first break in, further protection. Did not work as advertised.
Three, high tech, a number pad that ... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | The first lock he installed in the ancient oak door was a simple copper lock he purchased from the blacksmith in town. That night he clutched the copper key in his fist as he lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. He felt a little more secure than he did the night before but a restful sleep still eluded him. The sounds... | 7 locks? Well, let me tell you the story behind each one!
The first lock is your traditional 6-pin house lock, with a few improvements on my part. First of all, all the pins have been replaced with non-bump-able security pins. However, a skilled enough locksmith would be able to pick it. Which brings me to my second l... |
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The varied responses are amazing, I love the different writing styles you see on this prompt. Some heart wrenching, some intriguing, and some a unique perspective on insanity, these have all improved my day immensely. | [WP] There are 7 locks on a man's door. Tell the story behind the addition of each one. | The first lock he installed in the ancient oak door was a simple copper lock he purchased from the blacksmith in town. That night he clutched the copper key in his fist as he lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. He felt a little more secure than he did the night before but a restful sleep still eluded him. The sounds... | 1
He was 27. She was 23. They were in love. The lock was put in as a sign of mutual trust and respect.
2
He was 30. She was 26. He? She? (no one knew for sure ) was 3 months. The lock was put in as a sort of insurance.
3
He was 37. The lock was put in to shut him off from the cruel world that had taken his wife an... |
[WP] You have a crystal ball that tells you the best course of action in a given situation. In an incredibly important moment, the ball says "kill yourself" | I was several minutes away from re-entry. Everything seemed to be in working order. I double checked my instruments before i called in to Mission Control to plot my return coordinates.
"Mission Control, this is WayFarer Delta requesting permission for re-entry, over."
"Roger that WayFarer, you are clear for KKKSSSh... | Life before the crystal ball was...difficult. Being someone who was as socially awkward and nerdy like I was, social interaction was almost unbearable. I floundered in conversations like a fish out of water, friends were scarce and my parents concerned. I was different, and my peers at school reminded me of this.
Th... | |
[WP] The tragedy of the happiest man on earth | Carl and Luke were best friends. They weren’t similar, but they were first neighbors and by some rule they had to like each other. This is a story about Carl, because Carl, unlike Luke, never dreamed big. There were three goals in Carl’s life.
Step 1. Get a job
Carl got one when he was 21. College turned out as a ... | "Why did you listen to me?"
A child, nearing the age to be called "sir" at those fancy sit down restaurants. Nearly sobbing to an empty room with dated furniture.
A cigarette smolders in the ashtray next to the now vacated sofa.
Candies, solidified to a single mass in that ancient glass bowl, reflect the lig... | |
[WP] The tragedy of the happiest man on earth | "Jason, you're fired."
"Hey, great, well it's been a blast, and I wish you all the best. Take care now, bye-bye!"
And that was it. Another week, another lost job. Rent was two months late, my child support payments even more so... My debt was piling up into the tens of thousands, and it was getting worse by the minut... | "Why did you listen to me?"
A child, nearing the age to be called "sir" at those fancy sit down restaurants. Nearly sobbing to an empty room with dated furniture.
A cigarette smolders in the ashtray next to the now vacated sofa.
Candies, solidified to a single mass in that ancient glass bowl, reflect the lig... | |
[WP] The tragedy of the happiest man on earth | Carl and Luke were best friends. They weren’t similar, but they were first neighbors and by some rule they had to like each other. This is a story about Carl, because Carl, unlike Luke, never dreamed big. There were three goals in Carl’s life.
Step 1. Get a job
Carl got one when he was 21. College turned out as a ... | "Josh, how is your kid doing?"
"She's doing alright, got a cough today but I'm sure she'll be fine."
Josh felt like he was going to be fine as well, it felt like this thought would be true forever. Everything was truly pleasant, even the thought occuring to him that he had to be back home in twenty minutes."
Anyways... | |
[WP] it's not easy... turning man into machine | It's not easy smelling flowers
Or feeling cooling rain showers
Feeling hair dance in a breeze
Or putting my mind at ease
It's not easy just knowing
Which direction I am going
Hearing voices speak loudly
Selling add-ons so proudly
Maintaining myself is tough
So instead I sit and rust
Sitting, waitin... | It had been 12 years since we had made machines into men. There was no world domination, no great takeover, it was something much different. They integrated themselves into our societies, the lives of no individuals were left untouched. They looked like us, talked like us, became us. They served one purpose: to serve h... | |
[WP] it's not easy... turning man into machine | "They're not happy," Thomas said. "Their faces blue, they may only go 'Choo, choo.'"
The human who turned into a tank engine blew white smoke out of his ears. He tried to express unhappiness through a radical and instantaneous change in expression, but said nothing.
"Thomas, why, I've got two arms and two legs! And h... | It had been 12 years since we had made machines into men. There was no world domination, no great takeover, it was something much different. They integrated themselves into our societies, the lives of no individuals were left untouched. They looked like us, talked like us, became us. They served one purpose: to serve h... | |
[WP] it's not easy... turning man into machine | "They're not happy," Thomas said. "Their faces blue, they may only go 'Choo, choo.'"
The human who turned into a tank engine blew white smoke out of his ears. He tried to express unhappiness through a radical and instantaneous change in expression, but said nothing.
"Thomas, why, I've got two arms and two legs! And h... | I wanted to live forever, and I will. Part of me, at least.
I devoted my mortal life to it. Mapping brain functions, designing computer hardware, translating thought to code. Do you know how much time it takes to earn *5* PhDs? One of my thesis advisers asked *me* for a letter of recommendation.
In the end, I did it... | |
[WP] Your skin is gradually turning a weird color. You begin to figure out why... | I was slowly, gradually beginning to glow. It was very faint for the first several weeks of my transformation, I wondered why everyone kept telling me I looked so good and making comments about my appearance. Its cause I was literally starting to radiate.
After I finally looked in a mirror, I'm a poor mid-20's kid tha... | I'd always known I was different. Mostly in good ways since I was a child, physically slightly faster, a little stronger, I can recall many times when my own reflexes surprised me, good catches stuff like that. I was walking at 6 months old. One of the most popular anecdotes regarding my high school days recounts me dr... | |
[WP] Earth is the Australia of our galaxy. Up until recently, other planets would ship their criminals here. | So that's how we got cats? | usa was the dumping ground of convicts before aus was... loser | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | “Better late than never,” I said to the detective when he came in the room. “I need to get this out while it’s still fresh in my mind.
“Please tell me everything you remember about the events that took place. Just the facts - no need to be overly descriptive,” he said.
“Not to worry officer, you don’t have to twist m... | Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra! | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | “It was a dark and stormy night,” I mumbled, staring at my hands. The officer jotted down each word I said.
“I was sleeping like a log. Little did I know it was the calm before the storm. Suddenly, I woke up with a start. Although my eyelids felt like lead weights, I summoned the energy to look out the window.”
“The... | Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra! | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | “Better late than never,” I said to the detective when he came in the room. “I need to get this out while it’s still fresh in my mind.
“Please tell me everything you remember about the events that took place. Just the facts - no need to be overly descriptive,” he said.
“Not to worry officer, you don’t have to twist m... | 4 KILLED AT DROP OF HAT
Four men have been killed in bizarre circumstances at the Drop of the Hat Casino, Vegas.
The men had been playing the Drop's infamous roulette table A Dance With Death.
Casino worker Bill said:"These fellas looked like trouble the moment they walked in. Especially that Big Mike fella, he loo... | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | “It was a dark and stormy night,” I mumbled, staring at my hands. The officer jotted down each word I said.
“I was sleeping like a log. Little did I know it was the calm before the storm. Suddenly, I woke up with a start. Although my eyelids felt like lead weights, I summoned the energy to look out the window.”
“The... | 4 KILLED AT DROP OF HAT
Four men have been killed in bizarre circumstances at the Drop of the Hat Casino, Vegas.
The men had been playing the Drop's infamous roulette table A Dance With Death.
Casino worker Bill said:"These fellas looked like trouble the moment they walked in. Especially that Big Mike fella, he loo... | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | “It was a dark and stormy night,” I mumbled, staring at my hands. The officer jotted down each word I said.
“I was sleeping like a log. Little did I know it was the calm before the storm. Suddenly, I woke up with a start. Although my eyelids felt like lead weights, I summoned the energy to look out the window.”
“The... | Rodriguez and Coleman pulled up to the scene of the reported crime, where they see a handful of people all stirring about with noticeable unease. As they get out of the squad car, their first objective is to gather as much information as possible about the alleged crime that just took place. They approach a man who app... | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | The blade entered his chest like a hot knife through butter - his jilted lover screaming, crazy with jealousy, "You were my everything!" The victim's lady on the side clutched her blanket to her chest and screamed bloody murder, while the murderer smiled a smile that didn't reach her eyes as the victim breathed his fin... | Rodriguez and Coleman pulled up to the scene of the reported crime, where they see a handful of people all stirring about with noticeable unease. As they get out of the squad car, their first objective is to gather as much information as possible about the alleged crime that just took place. They approach a man who app... | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | Because it was raining cats and dogs, quick as a wink, I ducked into the café across the street from the parking lot. I was watching the clock when my attention drifted outside.
She was as American as apple pie, biking down the street without a care in the world. A car approached as slow as molasses in January. I ha... | Rodriguez and Coleman pulled up to the scene of the reported crime, where they see a handful of people all stirring about with noticeable unease. As they get out of the squad car, their first objective is to gather as much information as possible about the alleged crime that just took place. They approach a man who app... | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | Because it was raining cats and dogs, quick as a wink, I ducked into the café across the street from the parking lot. I was watching the clock when my attention drifted outside.
She was as American as apple pie, biking down the street without a care in the world. A car approached as slow as molasses in January. I ha... | "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," were the words used by the criminal, purports one witness, as he saw the man stab his wife in the middle of the street.
"Then, he took his shoes and was gone with the wind," described the witness as the husband escaped the scene. When describing the wife, he said:
"She was de... | |
[WP] You have a disorder that only allows you to communicate in clichés. You just witnessed a crime. Report all the details. | “It was a dark and stormy night,” said one witness.
“We were just a bunch of young, busty women having a sleep over at our sorority,” said another.
I nodded and continued to take down their story.
“We had just started our whipped cream pillow fight when the doorbell rang,” said the first witness.
“Stacy went down a... | "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," were the words used by the criminal, purports one witness, as he saw the man stab his wife in the middle of the street.
"Then, he took his shoes and was gone with the wind," described the witness as the husband escaped the scene. When describing the wife, he said:
"She was de... | |
[WP] You wake up in an empty hospital with an envelope taped to your chest, you read the letter inside. "If you're reading this, that means you have awoken. Inside the envelope is a syringe with a small dose of a chemical that will kill you in seconds without pain, use it. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE." | The janitor watching on the CCTV monitor grunted in surprise as the patient jammed the needle into his arm.
"Well that was unexpected," he muttered to himself, switching his view to the next contestant. "Maybe the notes are a bad idea."
"Nah," he said aloud after several moments. "Not my fault if nobody appreciates a... | It was the second year on earth without the warmth and nurture of the burning sun. The rugged mountains, low valleys, and booming cities were now completely covered in frozen atmospheric gases. So much as to fill every change in elevation. Everything was now flat windy and inhospitable for any living organism. It was t... | |
[WP] You wake up in an empty hospital with an envelope taped to your chest, you read the letter inside. "If you're reading this, that means you have awoken. Inside the envelope is a syringe with a small dose of a chemical that will kill you in seconds without pain, use it. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE." | My eyes fluttered open, only to be greeted by harsh fluorescent lighting. I sat up quickly, blinking my eyes rapidly to shake off the bleariness. My surroundings slowly took shape in front of me.
I was in a private hospital room, with the door shut. It was in absolute chaos. Tables and chairs had been flipped over. Me... | It was the second year on earth without the warmth and nurture of the burning sun. The rugged mountains, low valleys, and booming cities were now completely covered in frozen atmospheric gases. So much as to fill every change in elevation. Everything was now flat windy and inhospitable for any living organism. It was t... | |
[WP] You wake up in an empty hospital with an envelope taped to your chest, you read the letter inside. "If you're reading this, that means you have awoken. Inside the envelope is a syringe with a small dose of a chemical that will kill you in seconds without pain, use it. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE." | My eyes fluttered open, only to be greeted by harsh fluorescent lighting. I sat up quickly, blinking my eyes rapidly to shake off the bleariness. My surroundings slowly took shape in front of me.
I was in a private hospital room, with the door shut. It was in absolute chaos. Tables and chairs had been flipped over. Me... | I read it out loud, just to hear the words themselves on a human tongue.
"If you're reading this, that means you have awoken."
I don't feel any different. I inspect my hands. No cracks, monster skin grafts, or apparent zombification.
"Inside the envelope is a syringe with a small dose of a chemical that will kill... | |
[WP] You wake up in an empty hospital with an envelope taped to your chest, you read the letter inside. "If you're reading this, that means you have awoken. Inside the envelope is a syringe with a small dose of a chemical that will kill you in seconds without pain, use it. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE." | My name is Emily. My name is Emily Mason. That’s all I know right now.
Actually, I have plenty of memories, too. I remember growing up in the mountains. I remember smelling the sweet pine air. I lived there all my life. I remember my parents, and I remember when they died. I remember my little cabin in the woods, my ... | In one hand John held what would most certainly be his death, and in the other, he held a message. A message that told him not to go outside. What was outside? He didn't know. Last thing he remembered was taking his dog, Marshy, for a walk. It was a silent, cold February morning, just like any other. He very vaguely re... | |
[WP] You wake up in an empty hospital with an envelope taped to your chest, you read the letter inside. "If you're reading this, that means you have awoken. Inside the envelope is a syringe with a small dose of a chemical that will kill you in seconds without pain, use it. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE." | Awakening with a jolt Mark sat up and fought back a wave of nausea until his vision cleared. It was cold, that can't be right atmospherics should still be operating, he can't have been out that long right?
Touching the back of his head and staring at the blood on his fingers asked aloud "What happened?" Before flicki... | In one hand John held what would most certainly be his death, and in the other, he held a message. A message that told him not to go outside. What was outside? He didn't know. Last thing he remembered was taking his dog, Marshy, for a walk. It was a silent, cold February morning, just like any other. He very vaguely re... |
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