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[WP] Due to advances in AI, programming a computer is now done in a similar way as teaching a small child. | I teach her as my parents taught me. I should know better, but all that I read and watched didn't prepare me for this. It is uncommon to say the least — these days most prefer their children to be like them. It's not unique.
The baby is a curious creature, with strange needs. She likes to play with me, in both worlds,... | We built the baby to look like us. It sounds weird when I say it so directly. I think a lot of gay folks - before this technology existed - dreamt of something similar. We can talk all day about different paths to parenthood, but it's pretty normal to want a kid who's a perfect mix of you and the person you love.
Nowa... | |
[WP] An entity approaches you and gives you a choice; pick one element to control. The downside- you can only choose elements from the periodic table. | The entity appeared on the chair in front of me all of a sudden, as I was having my breakfast in my balcony overlooking the quiet Singapore street. He materialised without a sound, and without that "bang" or smoke, you would expect from watching too much of today's media.
It was a little shocking at first, but it o... | "But you can only choose from the periodic ta—
"Helium"
"Let me finish, you can only cho—"
"Helium"
"Fine! But my I ask why you want helium?"
"So I can be Fred all the time" Fred said as he pulled out his camera.
"Hey! It's Fred!" | |
[WP] An entity approaches you and gives you a choice; pick one element to control. The downside- you can only choose elements from the periodic table. | It seemed like such a sweet deal. Control one element, but it had to be an element on the periodic table. "Gold," I blurted before I'd thought about it much. Who wouldn't want to control gold? The first time I tried it was in a crowded place. "Come to me," I whispered, focussing all my energy on the gold I desired. In ... | "But you can only choose from the periodic ta—
"Helium"
"Let me finish, you can only cho—"
"Helium"
"Fine! But my I ask why you want helium?"
"So I can be Fred all the time" Fred said as he pulled out his camera.
"Hey! It's Fred!" | |
I'm talking about this uncle Ben in case you didn't know
http://www.unclebens.com/Products/Whole-Grain-Brown-Rice/Instant-Brown-Rice#.VZ3uI-Ao5cs | [WP]The 12 armed men thought raiding the farm house near the old rice party was a good idea. Little did they know that Uncle Ben wasn't going to let his rice go without a fight. | It was dark. Lightning flashes lit up the golden wooden frame of the run down farm house. A dozen armed men in bulky bulletproof vests form along the walls in pounce-like stances. Chisel-jawed Bloodworth holds his long middle finger to his stern upper lip. The other statueing men silently nod with their shoes digging d... | I pulled my mask on and fixed my weapons to my wrists. The tingling sense of danger in the back of my mind alerted me to the armed men approaching. It was night, and they didn't see me or hear me as I silently immobilised one attackers gun then laid him to the ground with a kick.
Using my superior speed and strength, ... |
Thought I would give everyone a way to use your internet points.
If you want to get really specific, you can use your comment karma breakdown by subreddit to correlate to politics or factions or something.
If your comment becomes very popular, you can make an edit explaining what happens as a result of the population... | [WP] You are the leader of a society. Your link karma is the current year (AD), and your comment karma is your population. What does your civilization look like? [x-post from r/AskReddit] | Year: 1 Pop: 1,133
The traders came by again. Romans who spoke Greek amongst themselves. They offered bronze vessels. Their prices were high and none were bartered or purchased. They paid to cross our borders though and their coin is good. We shall put it to use when the next caravan carrying more varied goods pauses.... | Year: 117
Population: 13,643
From the personal logs of Belen Ritera, third leader of First Xeid Colony.
The colony has been going well. It was a rough start at first, settling on the rock formerly known as X-31D. Due to its proximity to its sun, it was chosen as the next colony of Earth. It had most of the requireme... |
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If your comment becomes very popular, you can make an edit explaining what happens as a result of the population... | [WP] You are the leader of a society. Your link karma is the current year (AD), and your comment karma is your population. What does your civilization look like? [x-post from r/AskReddit] | Year: 2401
Population: 13,534
We are not the only people who are left. Who survived what happened. But where other survivors may be, no-one is sure. But we know there are likely other communities, spread out across this continent. Perhaps there are others across the globe. As I said, no-one is sure. Contact is nearly... | Year: 117
Population: 13,643
From the personal logs of Belen Ritera, third leader of First Xeid Colony.
The colony has been going well. It was a rough start at first, settling on the rock formerly known as X-31D. Due to its proximity to its sun, it was chosen as the next colony of Earth. It had most of the requireme... |
Thought I would give everyone a way to use your internet points.
If you want to get really specific, you can use your comment karma breakdown by subreddit to correlate to politics or factions or something.
If your comment becomes very popular, you can make an edit explaining what happens as a result of the population... | [WP] You are the leader of a society. Your link karma is the current year (AD), and your comment karma is your population. What does your civilization look like? [x-post from r/AskReddit] | Year: 1
Population: 54
I am Su'i, fourth of the Greater Light, Gimus.
Upon my surface lie but a few beings, Lesser creatures of stone and light, roaming my form, shaping me to a rhythm I do not know.
From them come the softer ones, they who cultivate the green that rises from my waters, consuming me, before stopp... | Year: 117
Population: 13,643
From the personal logs of Belen Ritera, third leader of First Xeid Colony.
The colony has been going well. It was a rough start at first, settling on the rock formerly known as X-31D. Due to its proximity to its sun, it was chosen as the next colony of Earth. It had most of the requireme... |
Thought I would give everyone a way to use your internet points.
If you want to get really specific, you can use your comment karma breakdown by subreddit to correlate to politics or factions or something.
If your comment becomes very popular, you can make an edit explaining what happens as a result of the population... | [WP] You are the leader of a society. Your link karma is the current year (AD), and your comment karma is your population. What does your civilization look like? [x-post from r/AskReddit] | Year: 2401
Population: 13,534
We are not the only people who are left. Who survived what happened. But where other survivors may be, no-one is sure. But we know there are likely other communities, spread out across this continent. Perhaps there are others across the globe. As I said, no-one is sure. Contact is nearly... | 161 AD
Population of 832
A few months ago, a new Emperor was born in Rome. My town has had to increase its output of fish exponentially, lest we face the wrath of Emperor Aurelius and Emperor Verus. Because of them, we still live in a wonderful society, where we can feed our families with ease, and where the militar... |
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Population: 54
I am Su'i, fourth of the Greater Light, Gimus.
Upon my surface lie but a few beings, Lesser creatures of stone and light, roaming my form, shaping me to a rhythm I do not know.
From them come the softer ones, they who cultivate the green that rises from my waters, consuming me, before stopp... | Year 1
Population: 1620
Brother Mazriel died while on guard duty yesterday. The elders did not ask us to bury him--it is still too cold to dig. Brother Lukas asked to leave him in one of the narrow caves, so that we might one day return him to the earth. His request was denied. We must not leave tracks to be followed... |
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Population: 54
I am Su'i, fourth of the Greater Light, Gimus.
Upon my surface lie but a few beings, Lesser creatures of stone and light, roaming my form, shaping me to a rhythm I do not know.
From them come the softer ones, they who cultivate the green that rises from my waters, consuming me, before stopp... | 26 AD. Population: 8,708.
Premise: After the crucifixion of his son, Jesus, God decided to get biblical on the world and destroyed the unworthy. Only the 8,708 followers of the true way of pastafarianism survived. |
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Pop.: 8258
The planet of Pluto isn't exactly the first choice for those wishing to explore the solar system. But for those down on their luck or just wishing to escape a life, the Pluto Colonization Project is perfect. And as acting commander of this god-forsaken outpost, I have a lot to deal with.
It help... | Year: 2,348
Population: 21,827
As mayor of the small mining outpost MTGX-142857 in a group of asteroids, I mainly deal with miners and their families.
We're sort of out of the way, in the Trojan asteroids of Jupiter. Most of the claims have been staked in the Asteroid Belt, so we decided to be one of the first group... |
[WP]Write from the point of view of a headsman about to execute someone he knows is innocent. | The innocent ones are my absolutely favorite, I think.
Not the "basically innocent" ones, decent most days except the one when they got caught. And certainly not the "basically guilty" bastards either, foul fuckers who did plenty, just not the thing I'm taking their head for.
No, I mean the absolutely, positively, by... | The heat under this hood is suffocating. The sweat runs down my forehead even with the fabric to stop it. Through the eye holes I see the convicted. I tell myself to just go through the motions. sharpen, ready, and swing. I polish the last of my axes edge, raise it over my head, and hesitate. He stares back at me with ... | |
[WP]Write from the point of view of a headsman about to execute someone he knows is innocent. | I knew from the moment that she went on trial that things would not end well for her. A single mother, not well known by her community, and only seen as a blur in the many faces of those that she was forced to work with. Nothing made her stand out, nothing made her unique; she was unnoticed, which is why she was, of c... | The heat under this hood is suffocating. The sweat runs down my forehead even with the fabric to stop it. Through the eye holes I see the convicted. I tell myself to just go through the motions. sharpen, ready, and swing. I polish the last of my axes edge, raise it over my head, and hesitate. He stares back at me with ... | |
[WP]Write from the point of view of a headsman about to execute someone he knows is innocent. | Part of me didn't want to do it. This part wanted to drop everything and run away. Like a coward. Fortunately, a larger part of me wanted to do it. The thrill of watching as the life drains out of another human being is indescribable. You don't get into this line of work if you don't have thick skin. But this time it w... | The heat under this hood is suffocating. The sweat runs down my forehead even with the fabric to stop it. Through the eye holes I see the convicted. I tell myself to just go through the motions. sharpen, ready, and swing. I polish the last of my axes edge, raise it over my head, and hesitate. He stares back at me with ... | |
[WP]Write from the point of view of a headsman about to execute someone he knows is innocent. | The innocent ones are my absolutely favorite, I think.
Not the "basically innocent" ones, decent most days except the one when they got caught. And certainly not the "basically guilty" bastards either, foul fuckers who did plenty, just not the thing I'm taking their head for.
No, I mean the absolutely, positively, by... | There's not much money in the execution business these days - especially not in a right to work state. The union must've folded a decade ago. Forty years back when I got into this business you had options - guillotine, firing squad, axe, blunt object. You get the idea. Hell, there used to be room in a culture for a Swo... | |
[WP]Write from the point of view of a headsman about to execute someone he knows is innocent. | The innocent ones are my absolutely favorite, I think.
Not the "basically innocent" ones, decent most days except the one when they got caught. And certainly not the "basically guilty" bastards either, foul fuckers who did plenty, just not the thing I'm taking their head for.
No, I mean the absolutely, positively, by... | 42.
That was the no. of times I have been needed in this village. When I say I, I mean my Axe and the service it offers.
I started like a naive boy. I believed the good money I get would be enough to balance any nightmares the work may give me. I could not have been more wrong.
People everywhere see the world in goo... | |
[WP] Your protagonist is an average teenager wondering the world of the zombie apocalypse, struggling to find a living orthodontist to finally remove their braces. | Day 42; "i have food, water, weapons, snacks and entertainment. All of that is fine and dandy, except i have a stainless steel cable constantly poking the inside of my lower left cheek. Its annoying the fuck out of me.
Geesch, maybe i should jack off again to calm myself down."
Day 43; "i stumbled on this little town,... | https://soundcloud.com/part-time-tunafish/cannot-help-but-search-for-you
**Cannot Help But Search For You**
The streets are lonely
Theres metal 'gainst my teeth
I cannot help, but think about you... | |
[WP] A witch claims to show people their death, lots of people come screaming and crying from her house. You go in, she touches your head and you see nothing, nothing at all. | "This is strange."
The initial piercing green had faded from her eyes and now she sounded bored, as if she were simply going through the motions.
"What is?"
"I'm afraid you don't exist."
Madeleine dropped my hand to the table and got up to stir the cauldron.
"I'm sorry?"
"Well if you insist."
I sat and let her words se... | "You know, I'd've thought people would eventually get bored of this. I know I do," she smirked at me as I stood in the doorway, smirking right back at her. Shaking her head, she invited me in.
"So how is this done?" I asked, wondering if there was perhaps some sort of trick or deceit to this. Some type of 'show people... | |
[WP] A witch claims to show people their death, lots of people come screaming and crying from her house. You go in, she touches your head and you see nothing, nothing at all. | **2007**
"But, what did you *see?*" Blake asked, evidently not accepting the details despite telling him three times already.
"Look, what's important here isn't what I saw, what's important is what *others* have seen? Has anyone actually checked to see if the predictions are true?"
"Remember Sam? Three strikes, a bo... | "You know, I'd've thought people would eventually get bored of this. I know I do," she smirked at me as I stood in the doorway, smirking right back at her. Shaking her head, she invited me in.
"So how is this done?" I asked, wondering if there was perhaps some sort of trick or deceit to this. Some type of 'show people... | |
[WP] A witch claims to show people their death, lots of people come screaming and crying from her house. You go in, she touches your head and you see nothing, nothing at all. | "This is strange."
The initial piercing green had faded from her eyes and now she sounded bored, as if she were simply going through the motions.
"What is?"
"I'm afraid you don't exist."
Madeleine dropped my hand to the table and got up to stir the cauldron.
"I'm sorry?"
"Well if you insist."
I sat and let her words se... | Mrs. Sawyer had been my neighbor for two years before I finally knocked on her door.
I'd been warned about her by my realtor before buying the house. Apparently, she was regarded as some sort of witch by the locals - a fortune teller, or something. I couldn't get any solid information about her, but apparently her cli... | |
[WP] A witch claims to show people their death, lots of people come screaming and crying from her house. You go in, she touches your head and you see nothing, nothing at all. | **2007**
"But, what did you *see?*" Blake asked, evidently not accepting the details despite telling him three times already.
"Look, what's important here isn't what I saw, what's important is what *others* have seen? Has anyone actually checked to see if the predictions are true?"
"Remember Sam? Three strikes, a bo... | Mrs. Sawyer had been my neighbor for two years before I finally knocked on her door.
I'd been warned about her by my realtor before buying the house. Apparently, she was regarded as some sort of witch by the locals - a fortune teller, or something. I couldn't get any solid information about her, but apparently her cli... | |
[WP] Smouldering hat in hand, the Devil has come to the one person who is more versed in corruption of humanity than him. And it's a real shock to learn it's YOU. | I really wish that Margaret had dusted yesterday. The house must be spotless for tonight's guest.
"Margaret! Please be a dear and go over the mantle again. That nice woman on the phone is coming over tonight and I would like the house to be as clean as possible!" I ask.
"Yes, Mr. Lowery, I'll do it as soon as I've fi... | "While I am flattered, enough Gods hate me as it is, I've got enough divine favor too, before you start your little spiel about being just another God." The devil before me, as far as I can tell, is the same angelic demon I researched after the whole 7 demon lords ordeal. "You know why so many gods hate you? Its becaus... | |
[WP] Smouldering hat in hand, the Devil has come to the one person who is more versed in corruption of humanity than him. And it's a real shock to learn it's YOU. | I really wish that Margaret had dusted yesterday. The house must be spotless for tonight's guest.
"Margaret! Please be a dear and go over the mantle again. That nice woman on the phone is coming over tonight and I would like the house to be as clean as possible!" I ask.
"Yes, Mr. Lowery, I'll do it as soon as I've fi... | "Satan?"
"I prefer Lucifer," the Devil said, accepting to tea I handed to him
"Lucifer... and you want what, exactly?"
I'm sure you've heard of the popular song called 'Devil went down to Georgia,' correct?" He said, blowing on his hot Earl Grey to cool it down. I found this tremendously amusing.
"Of course, but I ... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | First off I just wanted to say you brought this piece of crazy entirely on yourself r/supergordo.
I did not get a "good hand"
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There was a point in a man's life when you have to stand for what you believe in. And this was it. As an overweight nerd he had suffered at the hands of idiots for too long before he... | This was the shot Norman was expecting his whole life. He lived a miserable life until today, when the NASA contest was announced. "Living on Mars? This is it! This is the moment i've been waiting all my life! My moment of great glory!" told to his friends. "I know we had our differences, but let's put this all behind... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | "I don't think it's weird to get [married](https://www.reddit.com/r/wedding/) on a [bridge](https://www.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/)," I said, holding up the brochure. "I mean, look at the superstructure here. We can really frame some nice shots."
"What about the traffic?" Mei asked. "How much would that cost? An... | Mr. Killson was a master of the sciences, and today he planned to give a speech based around MBTI. The crowd was full, and he stood there confidently in a polo and khakis. A barrage of cameras clicked and flashed until he cleared his throat. All was silent, and many would say theycould hear Mr. Killson's heartbeat.
"... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | First off I just wanted to say you brought this piece of crazy entirely on yourself r/supergordo.
I did not get a "good hand"
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There was a point in a man's life when you have to stand for what you believe in. And this was it. As an overweight nerd he had suffered at the hands of idiots for too long before he... | Mr. Killson was a master of the sciences, and today he planned to give a speech based around MBTI. The crowd was full, and he stood there confidently in a polo and khakis. A barrage of cameras clicked and flashed until he cleared his throat. All was silent, and many would say theycould hear Mr. Killson's heartbeat.
"... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | Behold, a very short and very bad poem (which was the best I could do):
[pong paddles](https://www.reddit.com/r/retrogaming) [can't melt steel beams](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/)
[on the boulevard of broken dreams](https://www.reddit.com/r/greenday) | Mr. Killson was a master of the sciences, and today he planned to give a speech based around MBTI. The crowd was full, and he stood there confidently in a polo and khakis. A barrage of cameras clicked and flashed until he cleared his throat. All was silent, and many would say theycould hear Mr. Killson's heartbeat.
"... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | "I don't think it's weird to get [married](https://www.reddit.com/r/wedding/) on a [bridge](https://www.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/)," I said, holding up the brochure. "I mean, look at the superstructure here. We can really frame some nice shots."
"What about the traffic?" Mei asked. "How much would that cost? An... | Fredrick blankly stared at the computer screen in front of him. The dim lights of the computer desktop, to the right of him, flashed monotonously. Fredrick, once a firefighter, had lost his job due the use of marijuana on the job. Fredrick clicked “Next” on the webpage. The webpage asked several questions such as “Do y... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | First off I just wanted to say you brought this piece of crazy entirely on yourself r/supergordo.
I did not get a "good hand"
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There was a point in a man's life when you have to stand for what you believe in. And this was it. As an overweight nerd he had suffered at the hands of idiots for too long before he... | Fredrick blankly stared at the computer screen in front of him. The dim lights of the computer desktop, to the right of him, flashed monotonously. Fredrick, once a firefighter, had lost his job due the use of marijuana on the job. Fredrick clicked “Next” on the webpage. The webpage asked several questions such as “Do y... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | Behold, a very short and very bad poem (which was the best I could do):
[pong paddles](https://www.reddit.com/r/retrogaming) [can't melt steel beams](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/)
[on the boulevard of broken dreams](https://www.reddit.com/r/greenday) | Fredrick blankly stared at the computer screen in front of him. The dim lights of the computer desktop, to the right of him, flashed monotonously. Fredrick, once a firefighter, had lost his job due the use of marijuana on the job. Fredrick clicked “Next” on the webpage. The webpage asked several questions such as “Do y... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | First off I just wanted to say you brought this piece of crazy entirely on yourself r/supergordo.
I did not get a "good hand"
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There was a point in a man's life when you have to stand for what you believe in. And this was it. As an overweight nerd he had suffered at the hands of idiots for too long before he... | "I don't think it's weird to get [married](https://www.reddit.com/r/wedding/) on a [bridge](https://www.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/)," I said, holding up the brochure. "I mean, look at the superstructure here. We can really frame some nice shots."
"What about the traffic?" Mei asked. "How much would that cost? An... | |
[WP] Click the random subreddit button three times and combine the themes into a story. | Behold, a very short and very bad poem (which was the best I could do):
[pong paddles](https://www.reddit.com/r/retrogaming) [can't melt steel beams](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/)
[on the boulevard of broken dreams](https://www.reddit.com/r/greenday) | A drenched stranger stumbles through the swinging doors with a broken tennis racket dangling around his neck. His face is clenched and water rises to steam off the back of his head. As I wipe the bar I lean forward and get a closer look and realize it’s a regular. It’s Tom. What the hell happened to him?
“This is ... | |
[WP] Time suddenly freezes, but you are unaffected. However, you realize that even though people are frozen, they all seem to be staring at you. | There were bright lights hanging above the golden-lit street. Flying cars flew past the tall buildings. Civilians rushed by to gather their gifts. Joyful music played in the distance. A light siren commenced as the time for midnight almost drew near.
Tobie, a dark skinned pilot school drop out, walked in the shadows ... | It's been a while now.
Don't forget to put water in your bag dude!
I know man, I'm on it.
That book the other day. The one about ocean life.
What about it?
There's more pressure the deeper you go down.
Is that what you think?
Maybe, we've worked with stupider ideas.
They'd be on there back, wouldn't they? It'd be ... | |
[WP] Time suddenly freezes, but you are unaffected. However, you realize that even though people are frozen, they all seem to be staring at you. | "Hey, why'd you stop walking?" I said to Jonathan, who stood, unmoving. I stood there for a while, just staring at him, while he did the same.
Then I realized, it was quiet. In New York City.
The crowds have stopped, the cars, the birds too.
It took me a moment to realize how they were frozen.
They al... | It's been a while now.
Don't forget to put water in your bag dude!
I know man, I'm on it.
That book the other day. The one about ocean life.
What about it?
There's more pressure the deeper you go down.
Is that what you think?
Maybe, we've worked with stupider ideas.
They'd be on there back, wouldn't they? It'd be ... | |
[WP] Time suddenly freezes, but you are unaffected. However, you realize that even though people are frozen, they all seem to be staring at you. | Though time has frozen,
They can still remember,
Can still see,
Their eyes always following,
The one who can free them,
But refuses,
For fear of the lover who might bleed out,
In the car beside the freeway,
Iced in glass and frosted in memory. | It's been a while now.
Don't forget to put water in your bag dude!
I know man, I'm on it.
That book the other day. The one about ocean life.
What about it?
There's more pressure the deeper you go down.
Is that what you think?
Maybe, we've worked with stupider ideas.
They'd be on there back, wouldn't they? It'd be ... | |
[WP] Time suddenly freezes, but you are unaffected. However, you realize that even though people are frozen, they all seem to be staring at you. | "Hey, why'd you stop walking?" I said to Jonathan, who stood, unmoving. I stood there for a while, just staring at him, while he did the same.
Then I realized, it was quiet. In New York City.
The crowds have stopped, the cars, the birds too.
It took me a moment to realize how they were frozen.
They al... | There were bright lights hanging above the golden-lit street. Flying cars flew past the tall buildings. Civilians rushed by to gather their gifts. Joyful music played in the distance. A light siren commenced as the time for midnight almost drew near.
Tobie, a dark skinned pilot school drop out, walked in the shadows ... | |
[WP] Time suddenly freezes, but you are unaffected. However, you realize that even though people are frozen, they all seem to be staring at you. | Though time has frozen,
They can still remember,
Can still see,
Their eyes always following,
The one who can free them,
But refuses,
For fear of the lover who might bleed out,
In the car beside the freeway,
Iced in glass and frosted in memory. | There were bright lights hanging above the golden-lit street. Flying cars flew past the tall buildings. Civilians rushed by to gather their gifts. Joyful music played in the distance. A light siren commenced as the time for midnight almost drew near.
Tobie, a dark skinned pilot school drop out, walked in the shadows ... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | The year was 2075. Commander Anderson was full of glee as he stepped into his cryo-preservation chamber. The ruse had been a complete success. They were going to win the race to New America.
Three years ago, as the race for new planets began to heat up, the nations of the world signed a treaty with a very clear princi... | The vat steamed awake, locks finally releasing after years of pressure keeping them together. Blue bio-gel drained through the bottom as the door swung open, and private Thomas stepped out. Other than a splitting headache, he felt perfectly fine. He looked around, the other marines were stepping out of their chambers,... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | As the American landing pod began to descend, Zao Cailai, whose ship is still 12 minutes behind, started screaming through the radio.
"Lü Xin is ours! We found it with our telescope! We named it! It's ours. You stop what you are doing! You have no right to invade our territory!"
"Well, I hereby set my foot on Terra ... | The vat steamed awake, locks finally releasing after years of pressure keeping them together. Blue bio-gel drained through the bottom as the door swung open, and private Thomas stepped out. Other than a splitting headache, he felt perfectly fine. He looked around, the other marines were stepping out of their chambers,... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | "Hello King China," Principal America called out "May I come aboard?"
King China was surprised to receive this request. The two rulers had always had a healthy relationship, but their war meant most negotiations happened on neutral territory over Skype for fear of assassins. To be asked so casually for a meeting on Ch... | The vat steamed awake, locks finally releasing after years of pressure keeping them together. Blue bio-gel drained through the bottom as the door swung open, and private Thomas stepped out. Other than a splitting headache, he felt perfectly fine. He looked around, the other marines were stepping out of their chambers,... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | As the American landing pod began to descend, Zao Cailai, whose ship is still 12 minutes behind, started screaming through the radio.
"Lü Xin is ours! We found it with our telescope! We named it! It's ours. You stop what you are doing! You have no right to invade our territory!"
"Well, I hereby set my foot on Terra ... | What. The. Fuck.
Billions of dollars, centuries of research, and a lifetime of training for the astronauts. Wars were fought over getting to this planet first, revolutions toppled countries unwilling to fund exploration, but it was all for nothing. All that racing, only to be beaten by decades... by Amish? Contact wit... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | "Hello King China," Principal America called out "May I come aboard?"
King China was surprised to receive this request. The two rulers had always had a healthy relationship, but their war meant most negotiations happened on neutral territory over Skype for fear of assassins. To be asked so casually for a meeting on Ch... | What. The. Fuck.
Billions of dollars, centuries of research, and a lifetime of training for the astronauts. Wars were fought over getting to this planet first, revolutions toppled countries unwilling to fund exploration, but it was all for nothing. All that racing, only to be beaten by decades... by Amish? Contact wit... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | When the Amish asked to join and participate in the launch ceremony where both China and the U.S. would launch at once, we laughed and accepted. They're amish, after all! What could go wrong...
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"This is Captain Timothy Catleay of the U.S.S. Unidan, ready for launch. All pre-flight che... | What. The. Fuck.
Billions of dollars, centuries of research, and a lifetime of training for the astronauts. Wars were fought over getting to this planet first, revolutions toppled countries unwilling to fund exploration, but it was all for nothing. All that racing, only to be beaten by decades... by Amish? Contact wit... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | When the Amish asked to join and participate in the launch ceremony where both China and the U.S. would launch at once, we laughed and accepted. They're amish, after all! What could go wrong...
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"This is Captain Timothy Catleay of the U.S.S. Unidan, ready for launch. All pre-flight che... | "How the fuck are you here?"
"Well, it's our home."
"And we'd appreciate it if you cut down on the swearing mister."
"Sorry ma'am."
"It's okay junior. Do you want some rolls?"
"Wǒ ài juǎn!"
"Me too!"
"Ha ha, that's just delightful. Okay now, you need to wait for them to cool off. But I hope you enjoy them. It's ... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | “How?!?” The President of the United States raged to a room composed of NASA engineers, high ranking military officers, and heads of Intelligence agencies. “Someone tell me how the AMISH! Of all people beat us to Mars.” He grasped the edge of the table, making a visible effort to calm himself. He continued in a voi... | "How the fuck are you here?"
"Well, it's our home."
"And we'd appreciate it if you cut down on the swearing mister."
"Sorry ma'am."
"It's okay junior. Do you want some rolls?"
"Wǒ ài juǎn!"
"Me too!"
"Ha ha, that's just delightful. Okay now, you need to wait for them to cool off. But I hope you enjoy them. It's ... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | When the Amish asked to join and participate in the launch ceremony where both China and the U.S. would launch at once, we laughed and accepted. They're amish, after all! What could go wrong...
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"This is Captain Timothy Catleay of the U.S.S. Unidan, ready for launch. All pre-flight che... | "GET A MOVE ON CHANG, THE CHINKS ARE LAUNCHING IN 8 MINUTES. DID YOU HEAR ME? MOVE!" The operations manager dashed hurriedly toward me as hurriedly as an 82 year old Texan with a cane could dash. In what was a comical 45 seconds, he finally reached me and pulled downed my earlobe with the intensity of a provoked crab. ... | |
[WP] In the year 2075, American and Chinese astronauts race to be the first colonists on an earth-like exoplanet. Upon arrival, they discover that someone has beaten them there: the Amish. | “How?!?” The President of the United States raged to a room composed of NASA engineers, high ranking military officers, and heads of Intelligence agencies. “Someone tell me how the AMISH! Of all people beat us to Mars.” He grasped the edge of the table, making a visible effort to calm himself. He continued in a voi... | "GET A MOVE ON CHANG, THE CHINKS ARE LAUNCHING IN 8 MINUTES. DID YOU HEAR ME? MOVE!" The operations manager dashed hurriedly toward me as hurriedly as an 82 year old Texan with a cane could dash. In what was a comical 45 seconds, he finally reached me and pulled downed my earlobe with the intensity of a provoked crab. ... | |
[For funsies I did a little drawing of a kid necromancer.](http://imgur.com/jKixXIb)
Edit: The child can be whatever gender, I should have made it more ambiguous in the title. | [WP] Your kid is the greatest Necromancer in the world. He's also 8. | Perhaps it was simply because he did not understand death, that he could so easily break its hold. Stephen had been only five the first time he had done it. A crow laying on the ground, spotted by his son as John and his wife had taken him for an evening walk. Young Stephen had tugged on his mother's skirt and asked, p... | "Oh fuck you, Tom. You think you are so much better cause you have a beating heart and can shit and piss. I got news for ya' buddy, being dead is not as easy as you think." the old man spat at the younger man the child sat opposite him seemingly oblivious to the old man's crude behavior.
"Watch your goddamn mouth in f... |
[For funsies I did a little drawing of a kid necromancer.](http://imgur.com/jKixXIb)
Edit: The child can be whatever gender, I should have made it more ambiguous in the title. | [WP] Your kid is the greatest Necromancer in the world. He's also 8. | "Look, Daddy!"
Most parents would expect to see some new LEGO creation, or maybe a messy finger painting. Perhaps even an unusual bug. My daughter was different.
I pushed my work aside and stood from the desk. Out on the sun-soaked patio, Gracie was playing with her pet cat Cheeto and a bird that she'd found in the b... | "But Daaaaddy..."
"No buts." I gave him the sternest look I could manage through my shock. "Now, uh, send..."
"Mr. Bony..." My son picked up a black crayon off the ground. He stared up longingly at the creature sitting patiently in his closet.
"Send... Mr. Bony... back to hell, or wherever."
"But I want him! I'... |
This is my first submission! If I have erred, tell me, but be gentle.
edit: Life got busy and I never had the chance to come back and thank you all for this! Wonderful work! | [WP] In an alternate timeline, marijuana and alcohol are legal. Caffeine - as well as anything containing it in appreciable quantity - is not. | Finally the day has come. The day recreational caffeine was going to be legalized in Colorado. It's just a start to our march. The amount of Caffeine user's has been increasing by the year. We find a new use for it every time. Most commonly used by college students while stressed and just need that simple boost to mai... | A gleaming, silver light gracefully broke through the tightly drawn curtains and spilled over Gem's eyes. She cringed at this unwelcome intrusion and opted to flop on to her side to avoid it, gently brushing up against the leg of Max, her owner.
Max stirred for a moment, stretching his skinny, long arms above his hea... |
[Here's where the idea is from](https://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems/comments/3fp4l7/a_golden_mouth_appeared_in_a_bonfire_and_screamed/). Thought it can make for a nice story. Many ways to go about it. Enjoy! | [WP] A golden mouth appeared in a bonfire and screamed the date of my death at me. But that date was yesterday. [x-post from /r/fifthworldproblems] | "*Take my heed mortal, make your peace, for you are about to die.*"
"What, who are you and how did you get in my room?"
"Front door. Seriously, just lock it. Anyway, *You shall die on August the 3rd. But there is a way to save you.*"
"I don't like this, and doesn't that mean I was supposed to die yesterday?"
"Yeah,... | "Life ends for you August 3rd, 2015, repent and despair...."
Wow, what the hell, did this just happen?
Logged in to my usual internet haunts, just cruising the loser net reading the drek and chattle of humanity's ongoing onslaught of meaningless blather. Then this random video of a bonfire spoofs my computer and lock... |
[Here's where the idea is from](https://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems/comments/3fp4l7/a_golden_mouth_appeared_in_a_bonfire_and_screamed/). Thought it can make for a nice story. Many ways to go about it. Enjoy! | [WP] A golden mouth appeared in a bonfire and screamed the date of my death at me. But that date was yesterday. [x-post from /r/fifthworldproblems] | "Hey Ted."
"Yeah Phil?"
"Did a golden mouth just pop out of the fire, screaming yesterday's date?"
"I don't think so. I was distracted. Did you see that green dog walk by?"
"No. No I didn't."
"Huh. That's odd."
"You know what? Maybe we should just focus on not dying. I actually don't know what was in that stuff w... | As the flare of flames receded, I turned to those seated around the fire, my mouth open in utter confusion. We discussed it at length, though we really couldn't come to any conclusion. We were all too drugged up by alcohol, weed, and shrooms to tell the difference really. In the end, the group decided to write it off ... |
[WP] Write a truly heartbreaking story that has a character speaking aloud the phrase "My butt itches." | My butt. Itches. A lot right now. A whole lot.
In fact. It moves, and it moves, and moves, and it slides up into my colon. And now periodically it shivers in pain. My butt itches and my colon shivers in pain.
And also my brother. My butt itches and my colon shivers and also my brother. He was narrowly missing hands... | memo: emotions
"Hi man, how are you?" "Fine I guess." "Well you don't look fine to me, why are you sad?" Ben was my best friend and we shared many things together, but there are some things you don't even tell you best friends. "I'm lonely man, I really fucking lonely." I've been single my entire life. It's not that I... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Hey Bill"
"Yeah Ted?"
"You didn't happen to bump into anything in Oppie's office while we were grabbing him?"
"I dunno, Why?"
"San Dimas is gone dude!"
"Bogus"
Edit: Clarity. | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | The Oval office was silent the President and the Generals nervously
looked at each other after they saw the video of Japan breaking into two parts and sinking
into the sea.
After a minute of awkward silence.
"What the fuck! Did you guys see that? It broke in two, how is it possible for a country to break like that?"... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | Johnny sat in the basement of his mother's house and opened his laptop. The faint glow it emitted was the only light in the room, even though it was noon. His acne riddled face glistened in the light. The grease his skin was covered in was the same viscosity as the pizza grease that dribbled down his neckbeard and stai... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Reddit? What's reddit son?"
Pop's eyes always seemed far away. He looked down at the table and traced the wooden grain with his index finger.
He started rolling a cigarette. He never used a filter "if I'm not dead yet, there's not much more to go," he'd always say.
"Anyone can post anything. There's a lot of stuff ... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | The bells of Big Ben rung throughout London, the signal that the war was over but also of the destruction of the entire coast of South East Asia, East Asia and of the West Coast of the Americas the North coast of Australia and of Dutch Indonesia. Soviet forces save on land in Siberia where the first to inform the world... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | Excerpt from an interview with retired Major General Robert Truscott, USMC, 1976.
ROBERT: You can’t kill the wind. That was the first thing I thought. Because, the only thing you could hear, or feel, was a heavy wind. It reminded me of what they have out on the plains, in Minnesota. It was this constant force, this... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. |
70 years ago then President Truman became the most feared and hated man on earth. In one fell swoop he incinerated southern Japan and Korea. If that had been all it did we could have lived with the fallout and moved on with our lives much as they were. The China Sea was flash boiled and the storms from that alone woul... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "We unleashed something today."
President Truman felt a cold sweat break out on his brow at those words.
"So explain."
"What's *to* explain? What happened there defies reason..." The general's voice, usually so stoic and full of conviction, was shakey. "The tests never showed this...this!"
Truman banged his fist on... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Hidden Island, this is Cloudwalker 1. Do you copy? Over."
The General looked up in surprise. He hurried over to the radio console. The report from Cloudwalker wasn't anticipated for another half hour. What could they have to report so soon?
"Cloudwalker, this is Hidden Island," the radio operator replied,"Reading ... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | **Post Hiroshima Era**
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The *Post Hiroshima Era* began on 06.08.1945 08:15 Japan Standard Time (UTC+9) by dropping the first of two atomic bombs in mankinds history on the city of Hiroshima. Due to "unforeseeable athmospheric effects"^[1] the initial energy released by the bomb wa... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | Robert Oppenheimer sat anxiously at his desk, shuffling papers back and forth to no real end. The moment of truth had come for the entire project. Just a few weeks prior they had successfully detonated the trinity device. Everything pointed to the bomb working as intended, if slightly more energetic than expected.
Ro... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Well... should we apologize?" The President's personal aide didn't know what else to say, and had begun to sweat. *All gone.*
President Truman was looking off into the distance. "Apologize to whom, William? They're all dead." He took off his glasses, but his eyes remained glistening.
The two sat in silence for a min... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | To say it was a complete surprise was an understatement. To say it ended the second great war, World War II, was a bit of an understatement too.
The "Gadget", as they called the first atomic bomb set off in the New Mexico desert, had been a calibration run. The implosion necessary for a plutonium bomb was tricky. P... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | The paint can hissed in my hand as I worked in the darkness. "Equality cannot be bombed," I scrawled in red across the side of the Kuomintang military headquarters of Shenyang. We had to let the people know that the Party was still alive and active. That we were organizing, and preparing. Getting ready for the day when... | "Winter came early this year, huh?"
Mark pulled out a lighter from his pocket. He looked up at the bleak sky as snowflakes began to appear. The wrinkles on his face stood out when he grinned at the scenery in the distance.
“Could you keep that smoke away from me? Please?” Steven asked, taking a jab at Mark’s habit.
... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Reddit? What's reddit son?"
Pop's eyes always seemed far away. He looked down at the table and traced the wooden grain with his index finger.
He started rolling a cigarette. He never used a filter "if I'm not dead yet, there's not much more to go," he'd always say.
"Anyone can post anything. There's a lot of stuff ... | Me: Today is another day. Let's watch a cartoon.
Mysterious Voice: Aren't you going to watch some anime?
Me: Anime? What is that?
Mysterious Voice: oh.... something that will never exist...
Me: oh...... well then, I am going to read a comic.
Mysterious Voice: How about some mangaaoooo that's right. No such ... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Hey Bill"
"Yeah Ted?"
"You didn't happen to bump into anything in Oppie's office while we were grabbing him?"
"I dunno, Why?"
"San Dimas is gone dude!"
"Bogus"
Edit: Clarity. | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | The Oval office was silent the President and the Generals nervously
looked at each other after they saw the video of Japan breaking into two parts and sinking
into the sea.
After a minute of awkward silence.
"What the fuck! Did you guys see that? It broke in two, how is it possible for a country to break like that?"... | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | Johnny sat in the basement of his mother's house and opened his laptop. The faint glow it emitted was the only light in the room, even though it was noon. His acne riddled face glistened in the light. The grease his skin was covered in was the same viscosity as the pizza grease that dribbled down his neckbeard and stai... | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Reddit? What's reddit son?"
Pop's eyes always seemed far away. He looked down at the table and traced the wooden grain with his index finger.
He started rolling a cigarette. He never used a filter "if I'm not dead yet, there's not much more to go," he'd always say.
"Anyone can post anything. There's a lot of stuff ... | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | The bells of Big Ben rung throughout London, the signal that the war was over but also of the destruction of the entire coast of South East Asia, East Asia and of the West Coast of the Americas the North coast of Australia and of Dutch Indonesia. Soviet forces save on land in Siberia where the first to inform the world... | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. |
70 years ago then President Truman became the most feared and hated man on earth. In one fell swoop he incinerated southern Japan and Korea. If that had been all it did we could have lived with the fallout and moved on with our lives much as they were. The China Sea was flash boiled and the storms from that alone woul... | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "We unleashed something today."
President Truman felt a cold sweat break out on his brow at those words.
"So explain."
"What's *to* explain? What happened there defies reason..." The general's voice, usually so stoic and full of conviction, was shakey. "The tests never showed this...this!"
Truman banged his fist on... | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... | Not writing prompt.
Just let it sink in. No ramen, sushi, anime, tentacle porn.
Some people now couldnt even begin to cope what its not having those things. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Reddit? What's reddit son?"
Pop's eyes always seemed far away. He looked down at the table and traced the wooden grain with his index finger.
He started rolling a cigarette. He never used a filter "if I'm not dead yet, there's not much more to go," he'd always say.
"Anyone can post anything. There's a lot of stuff ... | "Hey Bill"
"Yeah Ted?"
"You didn't happen to bump into anything in Oppie's office while we were grabbing him?"
"I dunno, Why?"
"San Dimas is gone dude!"
"Bogus"
Edit: Clarity. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... | "Hey Bill"
"Yeah Ted?"
"You didn't happen to bump into anything in Oppie's office while we were grabbing him?"
"I dunno, Why?"
"San Dimas is gone dude!"
"Bogus"
Edit: Clarity. | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Reddit? What's reddit son?"
Pop's eyes always seemed far away. He looked down at the table and traced the wooden grain with his index finger.
He started rolling a cigarette. He never used a filter "if I'm not dead yet, there's not much more to go," he'd always say.
"Anyone can post anything. There's a lot of stuff ... | The Oval office was silent the President and the Generals nervously
looked at each other after they saw the video of Japan breaking into two parts and sinking
into the sea.
After a minute of awkward silence.
"What the fuck! Did you guys see that? It broke in two, how is it possible for a country to break like that?"... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... | The Oval office was silent the President and the Generals nervously
looked at each other after they saw the video of Japan breaking into two parts and sinking
into the sea.
After a minute of awkward silence.
"What the fuck! Did you guys see that? It broke in two, how is it possible for a country to break like that?"... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Reddit? What's reddit son?"
Pop's eyes always seemed far away. He looked down at the table and traced the wooden grain with his index finger.
He started rolling a cigarette. He never used a filter "if I'm not dead yet, there's not much more to go," he'd always say.
"Anyone can post anything. There's a lot of stuff ... | Johnny sat in the basement of his mother's house and opened his laptop. The faint glow it emitted was the only light in the room, even though it was noon. His acne riddled face glistened in the light. The grease his skin was covered in was the same viscosity as the pizza grease that dribbled down his neckbeard and stai... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. |
70 years ago then President Truman became the most feared and hated man on earth. In one fell swoop he incinerated southern Japan and Korea. If that had been all it did we could have lived with the fallout and moved on with our lives much as they were. The China Sea was flash boiled and the storms from that alone woul... | The bells of Big Ben rung throughout London, the signal that the war was over but also of the destruction of the entire coast of South East Asia, East Asia and of the West Coast of the Americas the North coast of Australia and of Dutch Indonesia. Soviet forces save on land in Siberia where the first to inform the world... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... | The bells of Big Ben rung throughout London, the signal that the war was over but also of the destruction of the entire coast of South East Asia, East Asia and of the West Coast of the Americas the North coast of Australia and of Dutch Indonesia. Soviet forces save on land in Siberia where the first to inform the world... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. |
70 years ago then President Truman became the most feared and hated man on earth. In one fell swoop he incinerated southern Japan and Korea. If that had been all it did we could have lived with the fallout and moved on with our lives much as they were. The China Sea was flash boiled and the storms from that alone woul... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "We unleashed something today."
President Truman felt a cold sweat break out on his brow at those words.
"So explain."
"What's *to* explain? What happened there defies reason..." The general's voice, usually so stoic and full of conviction, was shakey. "The tests never showed this...this!"
Truman banged his fist on... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Hidden Island, this is Cloudwalker 1. Do you copy? Over."
The General looked up in surprise. He hurried over to the radio console. The report from Cloudwalker wasn't anticipated for another half hour. What could they have to report so soon?
"Cloudwalker, this is Hidden Island," the radio operator replied,"Reading ... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | **Post Hiroshima Era**
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The *Post Hiroshima Era* began on 06.08.1945 08:15 Japan Standard Time (UTC+9) by dropping the first of two atomic bombs in mankinds history on the city of Hiroshima. Due to "unforeseeable athmospheric effects"^[1] the initial energy released by the bomb wa... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | Robert Oppenheimer sat anxiously at his desk, shuffling papers back and forth to no real end. The moment of truth had come for the entire project. Just a few weeks prior they had successfully detonated the trinity device. Everything pointed to the bomb working as intended, if slightly more energetic than expected.
Ro... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Well... should we apologize?" The President's personal aide didn't know what else to say, and had begun to sweat. *All gone.*
President Truman was looking off into the distance. "Apologize to whom, William? They're all dead." He took off his glasses, but his eyes remained glistening.
The two sat in silence for a min... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | To say it was a complete surprise was an understatement. To say it ended the second great war, World War II, was a bit of an understatement too.
The "Gadget", as they called the first atomic bomb set off in the New Mexico desert, had been a calibration run. The implosion necessary for a plutonium bomb was tricky. P... | Levon woked up one day atop of China's Diaoyu Island ,which everyone always know have always belong China over 5 000 year .Well ,anyway , Levon wers the Chinese citizen belong the Diaoyu island chain province , and he already live there long time ,so this weren't some strange thing for he wake up here .Was just the eve... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. |
70 years ago then President Truman became the most feared and hated man on earth. In one fell swoop he incinerated southern Japan and Korea. If that had been all it did we could have lived with the fallout and moved on with our lives much as they were. The China Sea was flash boiled and the storms from that alone woul... | Excerpt from an interview with retired Major General Robert Truscott, USMC, 1976.
ROBERT: You can’t kill the wind. That was the first thing I thought. Because, the only thing you could hear, or feel, was a heavy wind. It reminded me of what they have out on the plains, in Minnesota. It was this constant force, this... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "We unleashed something today."
President Truman felt a cold sweat break out on his brow at those words.
"So explain."
"What's *to* explain? What happened there defies reason..." The general's voice, usually so stoic and full of conviction, was shakey. "The tests never showed this...this!"
Truman banged his fist on... | Excerpt from an interview with retired Major General Robert Truscott, USMC, 1976.
ROBERT: You can’t kill the wind. That was the first thing I thought. Because, the only thing you could hear, or feel, was a heavy wind. It reminded me of what they have out on the plains, in Minnesota. It was this constant force, this... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | "Hidden Island, this is Cloudwalker 1. Do you copy? Over."
The General looked up in surprise. He hurried over to the radio console. The report from Cloudwalker wasn't anticipated for another half hour. What could they have to report so soon?
"Cloudwalker, this is Hidden Island," the radio operator replied,"Reading ... | Excerpt from an interview with retired Major General Robert Truscott, USMC, 1976.
ROBERT: You can’t kill the wind. That was the first thing I thought. Because, the only thing you could hear, or feel, was a heavy wind. It reminded me of what they have out on the plains, in Minnesota. It was this constant force, this... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... | Excerpt from an interview with retired Major General Robert Truscott, USMC, 1976.
ROBERT: You can’t kill the wind. That was the first thing I thought. Because, the only thing you could hear, or feel, was a heavy wind. It reminded me of what they have out on the plains, in Minnesota. It was this constant force, this... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | **Post Hiroshima Era**
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The *Post Hiroshima Era* began on 06.08.1945 08:15 Japan Standard Time (UTC+9) by dropping the first of two atomic bombs in mankinds history on the city of Hiroshima. Due to "unforeseeable athmospheric effects"^[1] the initial energy released by the bomb wa... | Excerpt from an interview with retired Major General Robert Truscott, USMC, 1976.
ROBERT: You can’t kill the wind. That was the first thing I thought. Because, the only thing you could hear, or feel, was a heavy wind. It reminded me of what they have out on the plains, in Minnesota. It was this constant force, this... | |
[WP] 70 years ago, the US underestimated the power of the atomic bomb. It had completely obliterated the island nation of Japan. | August 6. Roosevelt had said that December 7 would be a day to live in infamy, and for four years he was right. But August 6, August 6 *became* infamy. For on that day, the Four Horsemen rode upon the nation of Japan, and brought with them the divine wrath of every deity to whom man had once prayed. Within a single fla... |
70 years ago then President Truman became the most feared and hated man on earth. In one fell swoop he incinerated southern Japan and Korea. If that had been all it did we could have lived with the fallout and moved on with our lives much as they were. The China Sea was flash boiled and the storms from that alone woul... |
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