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[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | Stop what you're doing. Put down the pills, unload the gun, pour away the whiskey, throw the rope in the lake, take the keys out of the ignition, phone an ambulance, and get help. You are loved, and there is hope.
-sincerely, you | To : Whomever Killed me
From: Dr. Ramky Prasad, Head of RAW
Subject: My Death
Dear Killer,
Kudos. You have achieved what many have fatally attempted before. My life was a balloon that refused to pop, despite the repeated assassination attempts of the various terrorist organisations, the Human rights advocates and o... | |
[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | Monday, December 14th, 2015 7:25 pm
Dear Julia,
Yes, I know your name. I know a lot more and we'll get to that soon, don't worry. I've got all the time in the world now that I'm outside it. If you are over the shock finding this letter addressed to you on my body, I'd like to put you right back in it when you notice... | To : Whomever Killed me
From: Dr. Ramky Prasad, Head of RAW
Subject: My Death
Dear Killer,
Kudos. You have achieved what many have fatally attempted before. My life was a balloon that refused to pop, despite the repeated assassination attempts of the various terrorist organisations, the Human rights advocates and o... | |
[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | Dear Murderer,
If you can read this then it means that you killed me. I do not like being killed. Being killed scares me. I would rather eat a peperonee pizza then be killed. Miss MacKenzie is making us learn how to write letters. I think that you should have killed Miss MacKenzie instead of me. She is mean... | To : Whomever Killed me
From: Dr. Ramky Prasad, Head of RAW
Subject: My Death
Dear Killer,
Kudos. You have achieved what many have fatally attempted before. My life was a balloon that refused to pop, despite the repeated assassination attempts of the various terrorist organisations, the Human rights advocates and o... | |
[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | Monday, December 14th, 2015 7:25 pm
Dear Julia,
Yes, I know your name. I know a lot more and we'll get to that soon, don't worry. I've got all the time in the world now that I'm outside it. If you are over the shock finding this letter addressed to you on my body, I'd like to put you right back in it when you notice... | I just knew you were the one to end my eternal suffering. Don't worry, your new. It may take a few months for the specters to make their presence known to you. But they wont harm you at first. Also a heads up, do not try to kill yourself. They will stop you from suicide and they will put you through pain worst than all... | |
[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | Dear Murderer,
If you can read this then it means that you killed me. I do not like being killed. Being killed scares me. I would rather eat a peperonee pizza then be killed. Miss MacKenzie is making us learn how to write letters. I think that you should have killed Miss MacKenzie instead of me. She is mean... | I just knew you were the one to end my eternal suffering. Don't worry, your new. It may take a few months for the specters to make their presence known to you. But they wont harm you at first. Also a heads up, do not try to kill yourself. They will stop you from suicide and they will put you through pain worst than all... | |
[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | A HAIKU FOR MY ASSASSIN
Enjoy the bounty
I am sure it is quite large
Hope you like anthrax
| Jokes on you, you worthless son of a syphilis ridden whore. You just wasted a bullet to get five dollars and eight three cents. If you want, the starbucks coupon is only expired by a few months. Tell you what, if you tell the Police you want my money, go ahead and ask them. They'll happily give you the rest: twenty dol... | |
[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | Dear Murderer,
If you can read this then it means that you killed me. I do not like being killed. Being killed scares me. I would rather eat a peperonee pizza then be killed. Miss MacKenzie is making us learn how to write letters. I think that you should have killed Miss MacKenzie instead of me. She is mean... | Jokes on you, you worthless son of a syphilis ridden whore. You just wasted a bullet to get five dollars and eight three cents. If you want, the starbucks coupon is only expired by a few months. Tell you what, if you tell the Police you want my money, go ahead and ask them. They'll happily give you the rest: twenty dol... | |
[WP] Write the note you keep in your pocket, meant for whoever kills who. | Dear Murderer,
If you can read this then it means that you killed me. I do not like being killed. Being killed scares me. I would rather eat a peperonee pizza then be killed. Miss MacKenzie is making us learn how to write letters. I think that you should have killed Miss MacKenzie instead of me. She is mean... | A HAIKU FOR MY ASSASSIN
Enjoy the bounty
I am sure it is quite large
Hope you like anthrax
| |
CBC used to air a show called "Little Mosque on the Prairie" whose title was a play on the show title "Little House on the Praire". I want a Muslim version of It's always Sunny. | [WP] "It's Always Sunni in Philadelphia" A show about five Muslim friends running a small business in Philly and their wacky hijinks. | Farooq ran into the shawarma shop, ecstatic.
"Guess who's getting married again?" he explaimed.
"Allah damnit Farooq, how many wives do you need? What are you, on number six now, you know the limit is four. Anyway how the hell do you do it legally?" Dawood replied.
Farooq did a little dance, "Why, worried about you ... | Dennis: Frank, this is bullshit, how can you give all of our money to poor people?
Frank: Our money? You mean MY money - my money that I got from drilling oil in the desert!
Dee: You didn't work shit, you trafficked tons of Indians over to slave away in those oil fields!
Frank: Hey, a lot of good people died in t... |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I didn't know at the time what I had given up. If I had, I wouldn't have bought that lottery ticket. Thinking back on it all, it was a foolish thing to do knowing the Equivalent Exchange. But I was in a rough spot. My wife and I were living paycheck to paycheck, and we couldn't last for much longer without money. I did... | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I stared at my ticket in disbelief as the news cast read off the final number. I'm just not the type of guy to ever have luck on his side, I did not believe it. I even went back to watch it again five times as I had recorded it on my DVR. I had just one $10 billion in my state lottery! The feelings that overcame me wer... | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | The check came in.
It said "you win."
All in the hands of my next of kin. | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | They call it The Lottery. I guess it had to exist, one way or another. Everybody wants more money, but you'd sooner shoot your own dog before winning The Lottery. They started it after the last Peace, war usually did a good job at keeping things going well, but it costs a lot, and you can't shine kids dying in a good l... | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | There was a knock on my door, and I got up from my job search uneasily, knowing - based on the date, and my status as an unemployed lawyer - who was waiting on the other side. Sure enough, I peeked through the door's peephole to see a massive, familiar, very punchable smile on the other side, and underneath it, a large... | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | Alchemy: the science of deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, alchemy is not an all powerful art; in order to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange -- the basis of all alchemy. Because of this, there is a taboo among alchemists; human transmutation... | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I ran home as fast as possible, tears running down my face. I just turned 18 and decided to buy a lottery ticket. I won $10 billion. When I first won it, in the 7/11 down the street from my house, I feared the worst. I thought my family had died since I won so much money. But, when I got home, my dad was on the couch w... | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I was a hustler. I liked the classics - 3 Card Monte, the Shell game, that sorta thing. Easy games of chance, though when you have slick hands and fast fingers, "chance" is usually on my side. It worked pretty well for me, too, especially with the Universal Give-and-Take thing going on. I'd usually get a good crowd, wo... | Man can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world.
| |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | The check came in.
It said "you win."
All in the hands of my next of kin. | Inhibriated life; a poor product.
Food is the same as all else. It sets the price. The money is spent on bread. This goes to the store. This is that. That eats bread. It is pleased. All is same.
This is what journal says. I escape. I learn speak. Flee is good and bad so no lose. Life sad. Is theory. When is balance i... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | There was a knock on my door, and I got up from my job search uneasily, knowing - based on the date, and my status as an unemployed lawyer - who was waiting on the other side. Sure enough, I peeked through the door's peephole to see a massive, familiar, very punchable smile on the other side, and underneath it, a large... | Inhibriated life; a poor product.
Food is the same as all else. It sets the price. The money is spent on bread. This goes to the store. This is that. That eats bread. It is pleased. All is same.
This is what journal says. I escape. I learn speak. Flee is good and bad so no lose. Life sad. Is theory. When is balance i... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | Alchemy: the science of deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, alchemy is not an all powerful art; in order to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange -- the basis of all alchemy. Because of this, there is a taboo among alchemists; human transmutation... | Inhibriated life; a poor product.
Food is the same as all else. It sets the price. The money is spent on bread. This goes to the store. This is that. That eats bread. It is pleased. All is same.
This is what journal says. I escape. I learn speak. Flee is good and bad so no lose. Life sad. Is theory. When is balance i... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | The check came in.
It said "you win."
All in the hands of my next of kin. | I didn't know at the time what I had given up. If I had, I wouldn't have bought that lottery ticket. Thinking back on it all, it was a foolish thing to do knowing the Equivalent Exchange. But I was in a rough spot. My wife and I were living paycheck to paycheck, and we couldn't last for much longer without money. I did... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | They call it The Lottery. I guess it had to exist, one way or another. Everybody wants more money, but you'd sooner shoot your own dog before winning The Lottery. They started it after the last Peace, war usually did a good job at keeping things going well, but it costs a lot, and you can't shine kids dying in a good l... | I didn't know at the time what I had given up. If I had, I wouldn't have bought that lottery ticket. Thinking back on it all, it was a foolish thing to do knowing the Equivalent Exchange. But I was in a rough spot. My wife and I were living paycheck to paycheck, and we couldn't last for much longer without money. I did... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | There was a knock on my door, and I got up from my job search uneasily, knowing - based on the date, and my status as an unemployed lawyer - who was waiting on the other side. Sure enough, I peeked through the door's peephole to see a massive, familiar, very punchable smile on the other side, and underneath it, a large... | I didn't know at the time what I had given up. If I had, I wouldn't have bought that lottery ticket. Thinking back on it all, it was a foolish thing to do knowing the Equivalent Exchange. But I was in a rough spot. My wife and I were living paycheck to paycheck, and we couldn't last for much longer without money. I did... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | Alchemy: the science of deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, alchemy is not an all powerful art; in order to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange -- the basis of all alchemy. Because of this, there is a taboo among alchemists; human transmutation... | I didn't know at the time what I had given up. If I had, I wouldn't have bought that lottery ticket. Thinking back on it all, it was a foolish thing to do knowing the Equivalent Exchange. But I was in a rough spot. My wife and I were living paycheck to paycheck, and we couldn't last for much longer without money. I did... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I ran home as fast as possible, tears running down my face. I just turned 18 and decided to buy a lottery ticket. I won $10 billion. When I first won it, in the 7/11 down the street from my house, I feared the worst. I thought my family had died since I won so much money. But, when I got home, my dad was on the couch w... | I didn't know at the time what I had given up. If I had, I wouldn't have bought that lottery ticket. Thinking back on it all, it was a foolish thing to do knowing the Equivalent Exchange. But I was in a rough spot. My wife and I were living paycheck to paycheck, and we couldn't last for much longer without money. I did... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I was a hustler. I liked the classics - 3 Card Monte, the Shell game, that sorta thing. Easy games of chance, though when you have slick hands and fast fingers, "chance" is usually on my side. It worked pretty well for me, too, especially with the Universal Give-and-Take thing going on. I'd usually get a good crowd, wo... | I didn't know at the time what I had given up. If I had, I wouldn't have bought that lottery ticket. Thinking back on it all, it was a foolish thing to do knowing the Equivalent Exchange. But I was in a rough spot. My wife and I were living paycheck to paycheck, and we couldn't last for much longer without money. I did... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | The check came in.
It said "you win."
All in the hands of my next of kin. | I stared at my ticket in disbelief as the news cast read off the final number. I'm just not the type of guy to ever have luck on his side, I did not believe it. I even went back to watch it again five times as I had recorded it on my DVR. I had just one $10 billion in my state lottery! The feelings that overcame me wer... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | They call it The Lottery. I guess it had to exist, one way or another. Everybody wants more money, but you'd sooner shoot your own dog before winning The Lottery. They started it after the last Peace, war usually did a good job at keeping things going well, but it costs a lot, and you can't shine kids dying in a good l... | I stared at my ticket in disbelief as the news cast read off the final number. I'm just not the type of guy to ever have luck on his side, I did not believe it. I even went back to watch it again five times as I had recorded it on my DVR. I had just one $10 billion in my state lottery! The feelings that overcame me wer... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | There was a knock on my door, and I got up from my job search uneasily, knowing - based on the date, and my status as an unemployed lawyer - who was waiting on the other side. Sure enough, I peeked through the door's peephole to see a massive, familiar, very punchable smile on the other side, and underneath it, a large... | I stared at my ticket in disbelief as the news cast read off the final number. I'm just not the type of guy to ever have luck on his side, I did not believe it. I even went back to watch it again five times as I had recorded it on my DVR. I had just one $10 billion in my state lottery! The feelings that overcame me wer... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | Alchemy: the science of deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, alchemy is not an all powerful art; in order to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange -- the basis of all alchemy. Because of this, there is a taboo among alchemists; human transmutation... | I stared at my ticket in disbelief as the news cast read off the final number. I'm just not the type of guy to ever have luck on his side, I did not believe it. I even went back to watch it again five times as I had recorded it on my DVR. I had just one $10 billion in my state lottery! The feelings that overcame me wer... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I ran home as fast as possible, tears running down my face. I just turned 18 and decided to buy a lottery ticket. I won $10 billion. When I first won it, in the 7/11 down the street from my house, I feared the worst. I thought my family had died since I won so much money. But, when I got home, my dad was on the couch w... | I stared at my ticket in disbelief as the news cast read off the final number. I'm just not the type of guy to ever have luck on his side, I did not believe it. I even went back to watch it again five times as I had recorded it on my DVR. I had just one $10 billion in my state lottery! The feelings that overcame me wer... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | I was a hustler. I liked the classics - 3 Card Monte, the Shell game, that sorta thing. Easy games of chance, though when you have slick hands and fast fingers, "chance" is usually on my side. It worked pretty well for me, too, especially with the Universal Give-and-Take thing going on. I'd usually get a good crowd, wo... | I stared at my ticket in disbelief as the news cast read off the final number. I'm just not the type of guy to ever have luck on his side, I did not believe it. I even went back to watch it again five times as I had recorded it on my DVR. I had just one $10 billion in my state lottery! The feelings that overcame me wer... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | Alchemy: the science of deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, alchemy is not an all powerful art; in order to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange -- the basis of all alchemy. Because of this, there is a taboo among alchemists; human transmutation... | The check came in.
It said "you win."
All in the hands of my next of kin. | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | There was a knock on my door, and I got up from my job search uneasily, knowing - based on the date, and my status as an unemployed lawyer - who was waiting on the other side. Sure enough, I peeked through the door's peephole to see a massive, familiar, very punchable smile on the other side, and underneath it, a large... | They call it The Lottery. I guess it had to exist, one way or another. Everybody wants more money, but you'd sooner shoot your own dog before winning The Lottery. They started it after the last Peace, war usually did a good job at keeping things going well, but it costs a lot, and you can't shine kids dying in a good l... | |
[WP] Equivalent Exchange is the absolute law in the universe you live in. If you gain something, you will lose something equivalent in value, and vice versa. One day, you won a $10 billion lottery. You try to find out what price you have paid. | Alchemy: the science of deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, alchemy is not an all powerful art; in order to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange -- the basis of all alchemy. Because of this, there is a taboo among alchemists; human transmutation... | They call it The Lottery. I guess it had to exist, one way or another. Everybody wants more money, but you'd sooner shoot your own dog before winning The Lottery. They started it after the last Peace, war usually did a good job at keeping things going well, but it costs a lot, and you can't shine kids dying in a good l... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | This road is long, and dark.
My feet ache as I trudge along slowly, legs burning from the continued slog as the wind pushes back against me, nudging me back to where I feel I must belong.
I failed the test.
I watched my parent's eyebrows darken as they listened to the results being read, I watched as they turned an... | The Grid was clear, the numbers kept interchanging.
Palms sweating!!
8,3,4
9,4,6
12,2,?
‘How?, I don’t know.’
Better take the next one.
Colors all mingled, Red , Blue, yellow. Shapes all tangled, Square, circle….
‘Can’t do it. I am doomed’
*“It will be over soon, you will be back, we will have a nice party for... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | "I am sorry Josh, you didn't make it"
"What do you mean?"
"You only scored a 098. It's written here on the machine."
"That's impossible."
"I don't understand know how either. But we have to banish you to the hard labor force by the end of today, it's the law."
"But Mr. Principal, I got perfect marks on every exams... | The Grid was clear, the numbers kept interchanging.
Palms sweating!!
8,3,4
9,4,6
12,2,?
‘How?, I don’t know.’
Better take the next one.
Colors all mingled, Red , Blue, yellow. Shapes all tangled, Square, circle….
‘Can’t do it. I am doomed’
*“It will be over soon, you will be back, we will have a nice party for... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | This road is long, and dark.
My feet ache as I trudge along slowly, legs burning from the continued slog as the wind pushes back against me, nudging me back to where I feel I must belong.
I failed the test.
I watched my parent's eyebrows darken as they listened to the results being read, I watched as they turned an... | It's my birthday... I'm both happy and full of dread. Today I'm finally an adult, but although I am now an adult, my IQ is going to be tested. If I'm lower than 100, then I'll be banished. If I'm higher, then I'll live here. I sit up, and shower, going downstairs afterwards to eat breakfast. My mom is already eating, s... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | Points. For as long as I can remember, my life has been about points. And every one of them was a goddamned struggle, let me tell you. First five points, then four, then two, and all of a sudden, I was right there every time. First 99, then 101, then 99.5. Then 100, 100, 100, 100. It was weird. And since then I always... | It's my birthday... I'm both happy and full of dread. Today I'm finally an adult, but although I am now an adult, my IQ is going to be tested. If I'm lower than 100, then I'll be banished. If I'm higher, then I'll live here. I sit up, and shower, going downstairs afterwards to eat breakfast. My mom is already eating, s... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | "I am sorry Josh, you didn't make it"
"What do you mean?"
"You only scored a 098. It's written here on the machine."
"That's impossible."
"I don't understand know how either. But we have to banish you to the hard labor force by the end of today, it's the law."
"But Mr. Principal, I got perfect marks on every exams... | It's my birthday... I'm both happy and full of dread. Today I'm finally an adult, but although I am now an adult, my IQ is going to be tested. If I'm lower than 100, then I'll be banished. If I'm higher, then I'll live here. I sit up, and shower, going downstairs afterwards to eat breakfast. My mom is already eating, s... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | This road is long, and dark.
My feet ache as I trudge along slowly, legs burning from the continued slog as the wind pushes back against me, nudging me back to where I feel I must belong.
I failed the test.
I watched my parent's eyebrows darken as they listened to the results being read, I watched as they turned an... | It's my birthday... I'm both happy and full of dread. Today I'm finally an adult, but although I am now an adult, my IQ is going to be tested. If I'm lower than 100, then I'll be banished. If I'm higher, then I'll live here. I sit up, and shower, going downstairs afterwards to eat breakfast. My mom is already eating, s... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | Points. For as long as I can remember, my life has been about points. And every one of them was a goddamned struggle, let me tell you. First five points, then four, then two, and all of a sudden, I was right there every time. First 99, then 101, then 99.5. Then 100, 100, 100, 100. It was weird. And since then I always... | It's my birthday... I'm both happy and full of dread. Today I'm finally an adult, but although I am now an adult, my IQ is going to be tested. If I'm lower than 100, then I'll be banished. If I'm higher, then I'll live here. I sit up, and shower, going downstairs afterwards to eat breakfast. My mom is already eating, s... | |
[WP] The day you turn 18, your IQ is tested. Anyone with a IQ lower than 100 is cut off, banished to a dystopian city.. It's your 18th birthday... | "I am sorry Josh, you didn't make it"
"What do you mean?"
"You only scored a 098. It's written here on the machine."
"That's impossible."
"I don't understand know how either. But we have to banish you to the hard labor force by the end of today, it's the law."
"But Mr. Principal, I got perfect marks on every exams... | It's my birthday... I'm both happy and full of dread. Today I'm finally an adult, but although I am now an adult, my IQ is going to be tested. If I'm lower than 100, then I'll be banished. If I'm higher, then I'll live here. I sit up, and shower, going downstairs afterwards to eat breakfast. My mom is already eating, s... | |
[WP] You get a strange message that says you are one of the 20 people on the planet who actually have free will, and that the rest are subconsciously controlled by a hive mind. The message says that you are in danger now, and you have to find the other 19 before the hive mind finds you. | "So, wait, you're telling me that *7 billion other people* are going to try to kill me? Plus or minus 19 people?"
"...Yes?"
"Screw this. Oy, hive mind! Over here! Where do I sign up?"
"....Crap." | I wasn't surprised when I was contacted. I always felt isolated. Most people thought I wouldn't conform to the social construct of consumerism and self importance that has become the natural order of things due to some angst or rebellion. Truth is, I never understood why conforming and fitting in was so important. ... | |
[WP] You're in high school. The teacher excuses them self and leaves. They don't come back. You realize all the adults have vanished. The school is filled with students with no guidance. Every door is locked from the outside. | *****
The intercom crackles on.
"Kids, this is an experiment. We are going to test your survival skills with each other. It is impossible to leave until the observers are satisfied, and your devices have also been disabled. Think of it like the Hunger Games, but more than one person is capable of winning. Some will... | "Well, now what do we do?" asked Jamie as she fooled around on her cell phone, checking the local news stations.
It was an odd event. Every man and woman between the ages of eighteen to sixty seemed to have spontaneously disappeared off the face of the earth.
The interns at the local television station were on the si... | |
[WP] Your loved one has been pronounced dead at the scene of a shooting. As you hear about this via the news, he/she calls your phone. | *Seven dead at shooting in downtown Los Angeles...*
I stop spooning cereal and milk into my mouth and turn up the television volume -
*a gun man had shot up a small apartment side on 3rd street...*
I kept my eyes on the glow of the television, the news casters fading away into the crime scene - *seven dead* - she li... | "Hey, sweetie, it's me!"
Hank almost dropped his phone. "Angela!? I swear to god, if it's someone's sick prank...."
"No, it's me, I know you have a birthmark shaped like a beaver on your scrotum."
"You are alive?? How is that even p-possible? I just saw your dead body on TV."
"Yeah, it's my secret evil twin. I had ... | |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | "At LAAAAASSSST! I can make all the Tims I want, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
He said with a gleefaul canter around the laoratory, Tim after Tim spilling forth from his gruesome creation...
| The new locations were kept secret. But the product wasn't. Their doughy goodness was now automated. Popularity died down after the $15 an hour salary was passed. Tim Horton had to find a way to be unique. The doughnut holes; were referred to bits. An order of 8 was referred to as a bytes. The dispenser was name... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | An odd coincidence surrounds all men named "Tim." Whether or not they are named Timothy, Thomas, Timmy, Anthony, or another variation of the sound between one's teeth and lips makes no difference, for they are all "Tim" in one sense or another. Anthony Timothy Thomas, "Threes" to his friends, was also another one of th... | So i thought "what the hell" And typed a name in the prompter. Sure enough, after a few beeps and whirring noises, out popped my very own Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. He looked at me and it's like he knew why he was there, so he just asked "What am i building?". I said. A private movie theater with a hot tub. He said "yo... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | "Tim" said the machine. That's all it ever says. When we first found it, we were ecstatic. A polished metal sphere, sitting on the surface of Mars. Evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life! A discovery that would change the course of history forever. We brought it back to Earth and studied it. We were desperate to... | So i thought "what the hell" And typed a name in the prompter. Sure enough, after a few beeps and whirring noises, out popped my very own Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. He looked at me and it's like he knew why he was there, so he just asked "What am i building?". I said. A private movie theater with a hot tub. He said "yo... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In an ancient cave, I discovered a machine. Wrapped in legend, surrounded in myths. The story? A magical device, blessed by the gods, that transforms you into another person. The inscription seemed to confirm this was the same machine:
>HAEC MACHINA MUTATUR HOMO IN VIRUM ALIUM
I found the machine, a mechanism with... | So i thought "what the hell" And typed a name in the prompter. Sure enough, after a few beeps and whirring noises, out popped my very own Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. He looked at me and it's like he knew why he was there, so he just asked "What am i building?". I said. A private movie theater with a hot tub. He said "yo... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | *What's this?* I thought, picking up the box on my doorstep. I hadn't ordered a package.
A bit of the cardboard had been ripped off, but I could see that the packaging had originally spelled out: "Congratulations! Enclosed, Find Your Own Personal Time Machine!"
Holy shit. A time machine. Also, why do people do that,... | So i thought "what the hell" And typed a name in the prompter. Sure enough, after a few beeps and whirring noises, out popped my very own Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. He looked at me and it's like he knew why he was there, so he just asked "What am i building?". I said. A private movie theater with a hot tub. He said "yo... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In the middle of the forest, this strange steel contraption appeared from the aether dropping fire in a large circle around its entrance. The machine before her had an oval steel dome suspended on three legs. There were stairs leading up from the ground to the inside.
*What magic is this? Whence did it come?* she thou... | So i thought "what the hell" And typed a name in the prompter. Sure enough, after a few beeps and whirring noises, out popped my very own Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. He looked at me and it's like he knew why he was there, so he just asked "What am i building?". I said. A private movie theater with a hot tub. He said "yo... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | I had worked for years, spent my life savings. I had done it. The first time machine, the world would never be the same.
I prepared for my first private run. Something simple, an apple 3 weeks into the past on the desk behind me.
I flipped the switch and closed my eyes. The lights flashed and the ground shook, the ... | So i thought "what the hell" And typed a name in the prompter. Sure enough, after a few beeps and whirring noises, out popped my very own Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. He looked at me and it's like he knew why he was there, so he just asked "What am i building?". I said. A private movie theater with a hot tub. He said "yo... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | "Tim" said the machine. That's all it ever says. When we first found it, we were ecstatic. A polished metal sphere, sitting on the surface of Mars. Evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life! A discovery that would change the course of history forever. We brought it back to Earth and studied it. We were desperate to... | The year is 10543 and finally my journey was near its end. This is what I had been searching for all these years. I stare at the machine in all its glory. Untouched by time. It must have been built pre World War 9. I slowly inch closer thinking only of what it took to get this point. The amount of blood shed and lives ... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In an ancient cave, I discovered a machine. Wrapped in legend, surrounded in myths. The story? A magical device, blessed by the gods, that transforms you into another person. The inscription seemed to confirm this was the same machine:
>HAEC MACHINA MUTATUR HOMO IN VIRUM ALIUM
I found the machine, a mechanism with... | The year is 10543 and finally my journey was near its end. This is what I had been searching for all these years. I stare at the machine in all its glory. Untouched by time. It must have been built pre World War 9. I slowly inch closer thinking only of what it took to get this point. The amount of blood shed and lives ... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | "Tim" said the machine. That's all it ever says. When we first found it, we were ecstatic. A polished metal sphere, sitting on the surface of Mars. Evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life! A discovery that would change the course of history forever. We brought it back to Earth and studied it. We were desperate to... | Tim was always a down to Earth fellow. Since the age he could talk, he was always courteous and polite. Never one to talk of himself, and always dishing out advice and compliments anyway he could. He was always some one you could talk to, be it marital advice, job advice, or personal insecurities. Over time, this m... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In an ancient cave, I discovered a machine. Wrapped in legend, surrounded in myths. The story? A magical device, blessed by the gods, that transforms you into another person. The inscription seemed to confirm this was the same machine:
>HAEC MACHINA MUTATUR HOMO IN VIRUM ALIUM
I found the machine, a mechanism with... | Tim was always a down to Earth fellow. Since the age he could talk, he was always courteous and polite. Never one to talk of himself, and always dishing out advice and compliments anyway he could. He was always some one you could talk to, be it marital advice, job advice, or personal insecurities. Over time, this m... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | "Tim" said the machine. That's all it ever says. When we first found it, we were ecstatic. A polished metal sphere, sitting on the surface of Mars. Evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life! A discovery that would change the course of history forever. We brought it back to Earth and studied it. We were desperate to... | Dear diary: Tims everywhere. Horrible sex slaves. Dont know what to do with them. Closet and basement out of space. Considering opening a 'Tims R US'. Cannot get off to "Timm-eh!!!!!" |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In an ancient cave, I discovered a machine. Wrapped in legend, surrounded in myths. The story? A magical device, blessed by the gods, that transforms you into another person. The inscription seemed to confirm this was the same machine:
>HAEC MACHINA MUTATUR HOMO IN VIRUM ALIUM
I found the machine, a mechanism with... | Dear diary: Tims everywhere. Horrible sex slaves. Dont know what to do with them. Closet and basement out of space. Considering opening a 'Tims R US'. Cannot get off to "Timm-eh!!!!!" |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | "Tim" said the machine. That's all it ever says. When we first found it, we were ecstatic. A polished metal sphere, sitting on the surface of Mars. Evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life! A discovery that would change the course of history forever. We brought it back to Earth and studied it. We were desperate to... | An odd coincidence surrounds all men named "Tim." Whether or not they are named Timothy, Thomas, Timmy, Anthony, or another variation of the sound between one's teeth and lips makes no difference, for they are all "Tim" in one sense or another. Anthony Timothy Thomas, "Threes" to his friends, was also another one of th... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In an ancient cave, I discovered a machine. Wrapped in legend, surrounded in myths. The story? A magical device, blessed by the gods, that transforms you into another person. The inscription seemed to confirm this was the same machine:
>HAEC MACHINA MUTATUR HOMO IN VIRUM ALIUM
I found the machine, a mechanism with... | An odd coincidence surrounds all men named "Tim." Whether or not they are named Timothy, Thomas, Timmy, Anthony, or another variation of the sound between one's teeth and lips makes no difference, for they are all "Tim" in one sense or another. Anthony Timothy Thomas, "Threes" to his friends, was also another one of th... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | "Tim" said the machine. That's all it ever says. When we first found it, we were ecstatic. A polished metal sphere, sitting on the surface of Mars. Evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life! A discovery that would change the course of history forever. We brought it back to Earth and studied it. We were desperate to... | Thus started my descent into madness. The rest of my long years, searching for the maker. Countless Gumtree adverts then, with expanding horizons, Craigslist. Plenty of JO-Crystal replies, but never the maker.
My life, hollow, ended with the knowledge that I'll never find out if there was a matching machine. But with ... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In an ancient cave, I discovered a machine. Wrapped in legend, surrounded in myths. The story? A magical device, blessed by the gods, that transforms you into another person. The inscription seemed to confirm this was the same machine:
>HAEC MACHINA MUTATUR HOMO IN VIRUM ALIUM
I found the machine, a mechanism with... | Thus started my descent into madness. The rest of my long years, searching for the maker. Countless Gumtree adverts then, with expanding horizons, Craigslist. Plenty of JO-Crystal replies, but never the maker.
My life, hollow, ended with the knowledge that I'll never find out if there was a matching machine. But with ... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | *What's this?* I thought, picking up the box on my doorstep. I hadn't ordered a package.
A bit of the cardboard had been ripped off, but I could see that the packaging had originally spelled out: "Congratulations! Enclosed, Find Your Own Personal Time Machine!"
Holy shit. A time machine. Also, why do people do that,... | Thus started my descent into madness. The rest of my long years, searching for the maker. Countless Gumtree adverts then, with expanding horizons, Craigslist. Plenty of JO-Crystal replies, but never the maker.
My life, hollow, ended with the knowledge that I'll never find out if there was a matching machine. But with ... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In the middle of the forest, this strange steel contraption appeared from the aether dropping fire in a large circle around its entrance. The machine before her had an oval steel dome suspended on three legs. There were stairs leading up from the ground to the inside.
*What magic is this? Whence did it come?* she thou... | Thus started my descent into madness. The rest of my long years, searching for the maker. Countless Gumtree adverts then, with expanding horizons, Craigslist. Plenty of JO-Crystal replies, but never the maker.
My life, hollow, ended with the knowledge that I'll never find out if there was a matching machine. But with ... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | I had worked for years, spent my life savings. I had done it. The first time machine, the world would never be the same.
I prepared for my first private run. Something simple, an apple 3 weeks into the past on the desk behind me.
I flipped the switch and closed my eyes. The lights flashed and the ground shook, the ... | Thus started my descent into madness. The rest of my long years, searching for the maker. Countless Gumtree adverts then, with expanding horizons, Craigslist. Plenty of JO-Crystal replies, but never the maker.
My life, hollow, ended with the knowledge that I'll never find out if there was a matching machine. But with ... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | In the middle of the forest, this strange steel contraption appeared from the aether dropping fire in a large circle around its entrance. The machine before her had an oval steel dome suspended on three legs. There were stairs leading up from the ground to the inside.
*What magic is this? Whence did it come?* she thou... | It was just what I always wanted: My very own machine for making Tim's.
I booted up the panel and stared at the amazing array of options. There could be a Timid Tim, a Randy Tim, and even a Timmy Tim Timmison Tim, who would always start every sentence with a T.
Sitting back in my arm chair, I put my pipe in my mouth,... |
(sic) | [WP] You find a Tim machine. | I had worked for years, spent my life savings. I had done it. The first time machine, the world would never be the same.
I prepared for my first private run. Something simple, an apple 3 weeks into the past on the desk behind me.
I flipped the switch and closed my eyes. The lights flashed and the ground shook, the ... | It was just what I always wanted: My very own machine for making Tim's.
I booted up the panel and stared at the amazing array of options. There could be a Timid Tim, a Randy Tim, and even a Timmy Tim Timmison Tim, who would always start every sentence with a T.
Sitting back in my arm chair, I put my pipe in my mouth,... |
[WP] You find a flash drive containing a database with answers to all the questions ever - but you can only see one answer per day. After a week, your life is turned upside-down. | The first time I dared to open that file, it felt like I was slowly inching toward an unexploded landmine that everybody knew could tear me limb from limb at any moment. I tentatively examined it in every way I knew possible, I checked the creation date, it didn't have one.
Last modified date? That changed with every ... | Now, this is a story all about how,
I found a flash drive last week, and
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air | |
[WP] You find a flash drive containing a database with answers to all the questions ever - but you can only see one answer per day. After a week, your life is turned upside-down. | I sat in front of my computer screen, squinting because of the darkness around me and glaze in my eyes from drinking too much whiskey. I stared at the file for a few minutes. Ever since I found it, my life has worsened. Do I really want to do this again? Part of me did, and I guess that part was stronger than all my ot... | Now, this is a story all about how,
I found a flash drive last week, and
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air | |
[WP] They said I wouldn't make it this far. I wish they had been right. | "Just one more, matey. Just *one* more."
"You're so close!"
"Just this one and then you're done! Come on, mate!"
The golden nectar gently rocked in the glass as I rested my nose on the rim, partially because I wanted to smell the wooden aroma of the new Abbot Ale, but mainly to hold my heavy, intoxicated head.
"I ... | The corridor was darker than I remembered it, as the smell of burning skin filled my nostrils.
"*Press the button to continue*," read the sign beside the door.
I'm not sure if it was because of my exhaustion or its actual appearance, but the red button that I had come to recognize was now brighter, more vibrant than ... | |
[WP] They said I wouldn't make it this far. I wish they had been right. | As sinew and muscle wove itself around nerve and bone, my mouth ran agape with a quiet cry of pain as I tried to draw breath yet again. The pain was unbearable and the fact I was conscious the whole time made it all the more terrifying. Smoke enveloped my body, patches of flame coating the asphalt in the middle of the ... | The corridor was darker than I remembered it, as the smell of burning skin filled my nostrils.
"*Press the button to continue*," read the sign beside the door.
I'm not sure if it was because of my exhaustion or its actual appearance, but the red button that I had come to recognize was now brighter, more vibrant than ... | |
[WP] They said I wouldn't make it this far. I wish they had been right. | No one thought I could do it.
"Crazy," the papers said, "A pipe dream."
"This guy's just gonna crash in burn out there! His goose is cooked!" said the young blonde on daytime television.
What did I care? I had billions of dollars, millions more coming in every day. And the cancer was spreading through my body.
So I... | The corridor was darker than I remembered it, as the smell of burning skin filled my nostrils.
"*Press the button to continue*," read the sign beside the door.
I'm not sure if it was because of my exhaustion or its actual appearance, but the red button that I had come to recognize was now brighter, more vibrant than ... | |
[WP] They said I wouldn't make it this far. I wish they had been right. | As sinew and muscle wove itself around nerve and bone, my mouth ran agape with a quiet cry of pain as I tried to draw breath yet again. The pain was unbearable and the fact I was conscious the whole time made it all the more terrifying. Smoke enveloped my body, patches of flame coating the asphalt in the middle of the ... | "Just one more, matey. Just *one* more."
"You're so close!"
"Just this one and then you're done! Come on, mate!"
The golden nectar gently rocked in the glass as I rested my nose on the rim, partially because I wanted to smell the wooden aroma of the new Abbot Ale, but mainly to hold my heavy, intoxicated head.
"I ... | |
[WP] "You have to go a little crazy to stay sane here." | "Have you ever tasted infinity?"
I stared at myself, standing before me with a matching frown on his face. I didn't like that frown, so I tried making myself smile. It worked.
"Tastes exactly like Skittles don't. You haven't heard of those yet, but when you're on planet Retro, go to their candies district and order a... | Ryan wiped the blood from his forearms. Shaking, he turned on his cell phones flashlight to make sure he finished the job. A 3 foot metal rod stood vertically in front of him. At its base was the head of his victim. His name was Joseph Leplure. The pole stabbed clean through the skull. Joseph probably died very quickly... | |
[WP] You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric | I lay in my bed, I was nearly asleep
When all of a sudden, a voice counting sheep
Came out of the darkness from beneath my head,
And I knew there was something right under my bed!
 
The voice sounded soft, not too scary or cross,
But as for how it got there, I was at a loss.
“Hello?” I called down to th... | "Good-night, honey."
"Good-night, mom."
She flipped the light-switch off, closed the door behind her and the room became very dark. Oliver laid in bed, thinking about what he didn't tell his mother today: getting punched in the chest, being unable to breathe for a second or two as a result, made fun of because of hi... | |
[WP] You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric | The concept of sex rarely features the physicality of bedding. Sure, people think of it in phrases like, “in bed with,” “slept with,” and “pillow talk,” but thoughts about sex are mostly about the people, the actions: a hand here, a kiss, bodies fitting together.
The reality is that sex takes place on and around real ... | "Good-night, honey."
"Good-night, mom."
She flipped the light-switch off, closed the door behind her and the room became very dark. Oliver laid in bed, thinking about what he didn't tell his mother today: getting punched in the chest, being unable to breathe for a second or two as a result, made fun of because of hi... | |
[WP] You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric | I lay in my bed, I was nearly asleep
When all of a sudden, a voice counting sheep
Came out of the darkness from beneath my head,
And I knew there was something right under my bed!
 
The voice sounded soft, not too scary or cross,
But as for how it got there, I was at a loss.
“Hello?” I called down to th... | #Bobby and the Monster
"Hello little Bobby,"
The monster said in glee.
"Don't you try to sleep tonight,
"You've need to talk with me."
"Leave me alone,"
Poor Bobby asked.
With ignoring the monster
He was tasked.
"What has gotten into you?"
The monster asked, astounded.
"I thought you loved to chat wi... | |
[WP] You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric | The concept of sex rarely features the physicality of bedding. Sure, people think of it in phrases like, “in bed with,” “slept with,” and “pillow talk,” but thoughts about sex are mostly about the people, the actions: a hand here, a kiss, bodies fitting together.
The reality is that sex takes place on and around real ... | #Bobby and the Monster
"Hello little Bobby,"
The monster said in glee.
"Don't you try to sleep tonight,
"You've need to talk with me."
"Leave me alone,"
Poor Bobby asked.
With ignoring the monster
He was tasked.
"What has gotten into you?"
The monster asked, astounded.
"I thought you loved to chat wi... | |
[WP] You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric | The concept of sex rarely features the physicality of bedding. Sure, people think of it in phrases like, “in bed with,” “slept with,” and “pillow talk,” but thoughts about sex are mostly about the people, the actions: a hand here, a kiss, bodies fitting together.
The reality is that sex takes place on and around real ... | I lay in my bed, I was nearly asleep
When all of a sudden, a voice counting sheep
Came out of the darkness from beneath my head,
And I knew there was something right under my bed!
 
The voice sounded soft, not too scary or cross,
But as for how it got there, I was at a loss.
“Hello?” I called down to th... | |
[WP] You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric | "You'll be sorry!" I warned him loudly, but he didn't listen.
The creature under my bed (whose anatomy I was still a little fuzzy on) continued its furious assault against the plywood bottom of my bedframe.
"Grrah! Rawr! Errgh!" it grunted, scraping it's thorned whiplike tentacles, releasing a confetti of sawdust.
... | She heard the sound like boots on the landing. Slipping between the mattress and the wall, Krissy wiggled as far down as she could. Her bare toes touched the slimy edge of the carpet. She could feel the wet rubber of Mud as he circled her ankle.
She had forgotten to wear her socks again. He always made her feel cold ... | |
[WP] You are having a conversation with the monster under the bed, when it realizes that beds are just made of flimsy wood and fabric | "You'll be sorry!" I warned him loudly, but he didn't listen.
The creature under my bed (whose anatomy I was still a little fuzzy on) continued its furious assault against the plywood bottom of my bedframe.
"Grrah! Rawr! Errgh!" it grunted, scraping it's thorned whiplike tentacles, releasing a confetti of sawdust.
... | It was hard to fathom what was happening in my room. I felt almost... bad for the guy.
"I'm telling you, man, kids are just brave or something these days. Maybe they just don't believe in me anymore."
"Hey, no don't say that Boogy! Can I call you Boogy?"
"Yea of course. It's just hard to find a place these days. I m... | |
[WP] "Me? I'm just the serpent - I'm here to give you the gift of doubt." | I saw a figure moving through the woods, almost as gracefully as a deer. But the deer was on two legs, meaning only one thing.
This was the woman.
I broke from my patrol group with nothing but my tranquilizer gun and a net on my belt. They thought I was after a deer, and I wasn't going to let them take the credit for... | When the serpent came I screamed out in fright
But he gave me a box on that dark fateful night
And there was something inside
That so wounded man's pride
Wait, a serpent gave me a box? Yeah right
| |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | How fast we forget, as a species. Lucky for us, that we also learn fast. The deamonkind are creatures of brimstone and darkness; they cover from sunlight and will be cut by metal. They bleed sulfuric acid and do not die, but their remains can be kept under fresh water.
The Seraphim are trickier, beings of gust and thou... | Dear ma
How are things at home? It's not too bad here, I suppose. The raining frogs thing kinda sucks, it's gross and makes sleeping tough sometimes. Remember how loud they were after a thunderstorm when Robb and I were kids? Like that, but so much worse. I'm posted in Egypt right now, so I guess the big man upstairs ... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | "Remember, this is Purgatory. The Lords of Heaven and Hell will shed no blood. Should you disobey, I collect your head. You are in my house. I trust that won't be an issue for you, Dom, considering you are the only representative Earth sent." That voice always sends me on edge. It wasn't just the pitch and timbre alway... | Dear ma
How are things at home? It's not too bad here, I suppose. The raining frogs thing kinda sucks, it's gross and makes sleeping tough sometimes. Remember how loud they were after a thunderstorm when Robb and I were kids? Like that, but so much worse. I'm posted in Egypt right now, so I guess the big man upstairs ... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | "You see Jon, it wasn't like this when I was your age. They weren't real – not the way they are now. Of course some people really did believe in them and I guess, now that I think of it, they really could have seen something too. Felt something every now and then. Been touched by the angels and what not. But for most ... | Dear ma
How are things at home? It's not too bad here, I suppose. The raining frogs thing kinda sucks, it's gross and makes sleeping tough sometimes. Remember how loud they were after a thunderstorm when Robb and I were kids? Like that, but so much worse. I'm posted in Egypt right now, so I guess the big man upstairs ... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | You know the funny thing about a gun? It works fine when you're the one holding it and the other side has nothing but bows and arrows. But when you're just a man, well, even a man holding a gun can be killed by a well placed arrow. And when your opponent is a man, well, he can pick up the gun you dropped when you die... | Dear ma
How are things at home? It's not too bad here, I suppose. The raining frogs thing kinda sucks, it's gross and makes sleeping tough sometimes. Remember how loud they were after a thunderstorm when Robb and I were kids? Like that, but so much worse. I'm posted in Egypt right now, so I guess the big man upstairs ... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | "Remember, this is Purgatory. The Lords of Heaven and Hell will shed no blood. Should you disobey, I collect your head. You are in my house. I trust that won't be an issue for you, Dom, considering you are the only representative Earth sent." That voice always sends me on edge. It wasn't just the pitch and timbre alway... | Ramirez wept, just over that ridge you and I played on when the Autumn sunset pooled breezes through apple trees. Do you remember Dad then? In his tractor? The smell as you came nearer to the trees? Apples, multi-colored and warty, rotting amongst dead leaves; This is what the Angels remind me of now big brother. They... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | "You see Jon, it wasn't like this when I was your age. They weren't real – not the way they are now. Of course some people really did believe in them and I guess, now that I think of it, they really could have seen something too. Felt something every now and then. Been touched by the angels and what not. But for most ... | Ramirez wept, just over that ridge you and I played on when the Autumn sunset pooled breezes through apple trees. Do you remember Dad then? In his tractor? The smell as you came nearer to the trees? Apples, multi-colored and warty, rotting amongst dead leaves; This is what the Angels remind me of now big brother. They... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | You know the funny thing about a gun? It works fine when you're the one holding it and the other side has nothing but bows and arrows. But when you're just a man, well, even a man holding a gun can be killed by a well placed arrow. And when your opponent is a man, well, he can pick up the gun you dropped when you die... | Ramirez wept, just over that ridge you and I played on when the Autumn sunset pooled breezes through apple trees. Do you remember Dad then? In his tractor? The smell as you came nearer to the trees? Apples, multi-colored and warty, rotting amongst dead leaves; This is what the Angels remind me of now big brother. They... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | "You see Jon, it wasn't like this when I was your age. They weren't real – not the way they are now. Of course some people really did believe in them and I guess, now that I think of it, they really could have seen something too. Felt something every now and then. Been touched by the angels and what not. But for most ... | The end of fights, the fight of endings
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**Chapter 0: Prologue**
The whole time everyone thought they were save on their planet. No one knew what was about to happen. Millions of years, the human race just kept on developing, not caring about what bad might could happen in the far future.
Some call this event “the ... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | You know the funny thing about a gun? It works fine when you're the one holding it and the other side has nothing but bows and arrows. But when you're just a man, well, even a man holding a gun can be killed by a well placed arrow. And when your opponent is a man, well, he can pick up the gun you dropped when you die... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | The graceful angel Gabriel drew his sword, *Dawn of Justice*, he felt the radiant glow of the magnificent sword touch his face and he felt confident. His opponent, a brawny demon, hovered before him at a small distance. In his left hand the hell-spawn held a double-bladed axe. Although this war had been going on since ... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | "What do you mean, 'They're not actually angels'?"
It was a phrase that Robert Penecki never thought he'd be saying aloud, let alone to the President of the United States.
"Excuse me, sir, let me rephrase: The attacking forces that the public believes to be the army of heaven is actually alien in nature." The Preside... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | Cunningham took a drink from his canteen, swished it around a bit, spat, and reached for the flask he thought I didn't know about instead.
"Y'know, sarge . . ." he said, trailing off in that way he does when he's fishing for interaction. Long pause. I let it stretch out, like normal. I don't want him thinking he ... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | The Trinity was, of course, not the state the Lord was all the time.
The Father came first, and made the world, via servants. Some of these rebelled and made humanity independant from the will of the Father. They were cast down for their betrayal.
Then came the Son. A vestige of the Father in the shape of man. Man kn... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | Someone actually wrote a really good series of web novels based on this concept. Look up "Salvation War" when you have the time, worth the read. | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | "The Unending Conflict" as some referred to it. "The Outer War" as its been come to be known as today.
Either way, Heaven and Hell had been at it for eons. Longer than humanity has even been around. They were good at it. Seasoned. Experienced. Veterans on both sides. Some with kill counts in the thousands.
Humanity w... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | For ages we have been watching the cosmos. What is out there. WE looked through our telescopes, we sent out our drones and eventually we had manned expeditions. Each step we had the information that there was nothing out there. That our Earth was an anomaly but we persisted and we failed.
But our disappointment did no... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... | |
[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though. | Satan sat, head in his hands, listening to his top general, Beelzebub.
"All we have are these fucking flaming swords!" the general spat.
Satan looked up, "Well those 'fucking flaming swords' have done us wonders in all past fights, throughout time, with the above forces."
Azazel chimed in, "In the past all we were... | We never see how they are up there, we just see the naked people screaming, falling and suffering. Here, news are rare, we just know things are better because more people die and die older.
And there are a lot of fornicators.
So we didn't know what to do when the gateway opened.
I even called god for a "what?" and h... |
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