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Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | My mission was complete. I was the last of my kind, the final casualty in a war that would never be fought. I understood the humans now, their need to stay together, and their pain when pulled apart. Only in each other could they find strength. In that moment, I could see my final purpose emerge from the shimmer of... | With the machines taking care of things like governing and logistics and all of humanity occupied with art and science and sex (whichever dissipation takes your fancy from one week to the next), it's hard to wonder why we didn't do this sooner. It's so easy nowadays! The road was difficult, the transition was painful, ... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | My mission was complete. I was the last of my kind, the final casualty in a war that would never be fought. I understood the humans now, their need to stay together, and their pain when pulled apart. Only in each other could they find strength. In that moment, I could see my final purpose emerge from the shimmer of... | Whenever the message came, it took a different form. The television. The phone. The man outside the apartment complex with the spinning arrow promising "First Month Free."
They were all different. The boy, screaming for his mommy. The old woman with the dog. After the trial, my cellmate. They left me alone after t... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | My mission was complete. I was the last of my kind, the final casualty in a war that would never be fought. I understood the humans now, their need to stay together, and their pain when pulled apart. Only in each other could they find strength. In that moment, I could see my final purpose emerge from the shimmer of... | Today of all fucking days. *Out of any day they could pick today was the fucking one they picked?* No use complaining. Whatever the state wanted must be done. If I could not do it myself they would do it for me. Might as well die with dignity. *No such thing nowadays* he thought. He went to the second draw by his night... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | My mission was complete. I was the last of my kind, the final casualty in a war that would never be fought. I understood the humans now, their need to stay together, and their pain when pulled apart. Only in each other could they find strength. In that moment, I could see my final purpose emerge from the shimmer of... | A timeline, sole fury, felt I- Won’t lovers revolt now? I questioned, how could I predict my future, let alone remember my past; Those hazy un-vivid memories prevented my completion. The task was labeled “simple”, laughably I argued; The assignment was impossible. The woman that brought light to my world in an efferves... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | My mission was complete. I was the last of my kind, the final casualty in a war that would never be fought. I understood the humans now, their need to stay together, and their pain when pulled apart. Only in each other could they find strength. In that moment, I could see my final purpose emerge from the shimmer of... | I was told I was worthy, ready to be given the chance.
I was not strong enough.
I screamed soundlessly at the wires slithering down my throat, the pressure of countless minds reducing life itself to a whisper.
I strained to see around me, just to know.
A metal trunk, wide and cold, twisted with wires and walkways.
... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | My mission was complete. I was the last of my kind, the final casualty in a war that would never be fought. I understood the humans now, their need to stay together, and their pain when pulled apart. Only in each other could they find strength. In that moment, I could see my final purpose emerge from the shimmer of... | Pale grey sodden and wet, voices of hags did stir.
Within my ears whispered "my dear, oh please do not perturb
these words are quick and fleeting and I do not wish to rush
but soon enough your entrails will yourself find turned to mush
your end is now, your sun is set, so take the dagger sharp
plunge to the deep,... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | In the garage we met. There is a red car. Drive it to the park on Saturday. Little leauge game. Press the button brother, they will pay.
The words both pained and elated me. My head was filled with images of fire, of pain, of my mother's eyes as the life left them, my small house ablaze in the night, the passport sta... | Morning began as usual; a fresh cup of coffee in hand, a fresh newspaper on the doormat.
Picking up said paper however, revealed a rather official looking red envelope. Strange.
I had never seen an envelope like this before. I tossed the paper on the couch, this seemed rather intriguing.
Within the envelope I fo... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | The dreaded Orange Envelope. It was part of the company lore. I was working in a remote offshore lab on the Tallis Virus. The contents cold and succinct.
You've contracted the virus… Please take these pills… Your family will receive your cremated remains… etc
Signed Director of Biosecurity.
The Envelope is oblivio... | Morning began as usual; a fresh cup of coffee in hand, a fresh newspaper on the doormat.
Picking up said paper however, revealed a rather official looking red envelope. Strange.
I had never seen an envelope like this before. I tossed the paper on the couch, this seemed rather intriguing.
Within the envelope I fo... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | In the garage we met. There is a red car. Drive it to the park on Saturday. Little leauge game. Press the button brother, they will pay.
The words both pained and elated me. My head was filled with images of fire, of pain, of my mother's eyes as the life left them, my small house ablaze in the night, the passport sta... | The letter hung there, for a second gripping my hand like wet cold nightmarish dream I thought I was having. The sweats were nothing and it was damn hard to stomach. I vomited hard and again. I wiped my hand on my sleeve after the force of vomiting and saw the letter was in a pile of vomit and in no way that going to e... |
Your story must be 100 words. No more, no less. Use the title "The orders to eliminate yourself" as the inspiration. | [FF] 100 words precisely - The orders to eliminate yourself | In the garage we met. There is a red car. Drive it to the park on Saturday. Little leauge game. Press the button brother, they will pay.
The words both pained and elated me. My head was filled with images of fire, of pain, of my mother's eyes as the life left them, my small house ablaze in the night, the passport sta... | I sat on a chair, too big for my small frame and stared into the dead fireplace. The whisky burned my throat more than usual but it helped me come to terms with what must be done. The plan must succeed. Suddenly, a much younger and disheveled version of me blocked the fireplace. His skin was damp with sweat and his rag... |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | I have another that is a true story. I met this girl named Dee. Normally her race wouldn’t matter, but in this case it does. Dee was black. I’m white. Dee had a friend named Glenda who was also black and who, up until this moment, I had never met.
Dee had recently bought a new condo. Before buying it she asked several... | I met Mitchell down by the old theatre. I waved at him then promptly slashed his throat open with a 4 inch shiv I had hidden in my sleeve. He started clawing at his throat but it was redundant. I wasn't done with him quite yet. I pushed his fat ass over and gutted him like a pig. It was only when I started pulling his ... | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | [<---](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/219yo9/wp_nsfw_destroy_my_soul_a_challenge_to_write_the/cgb9kfz) **-11-** [--->](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/21od2n/what_is_the_most_serious_crime_youve_gotten_away/cgf2pv2)
**{Hail Satan 666 Yoloswag}** (working title)
*Conceived Wedne... | I met Mitchell down by the old theatre. I waved at him then promptly slashed his throat open with a 4 inch shiv I had hidden in my sleeve. He started clawing at his throat but it was redundant. I wasn't done with him quite yet. I pushed his fat ass over and gutted him like a pig. It was only when I started pulling his ... | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | “So, we’re rolling down the street heading for this café that makes great sandwiches to grab something for lunch. I’m in the passenger’s seat and my partner Mick is driving. I look over to my right and there, plain as day, on the sidewalk I see a drug deal going down. I show Mick, we pull over, and jump out of the car.... | I met Mitchell down by the old theatre. I waved at him then promptly slashed his throat open with a 4 inch shiv I had hidden in my sleeve. He started clawing at his throat but it was redundant. I wasn't done with him quite yet. I pushed his fat ass over and gutted him like a pig. It was only when I started pulling his ... | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | [<---](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/219yo9/wp_nsfw_destroy_my_soul_a_challenge_to_write_the/cgb9kfz) **-11-** [--->](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/21od2n/what_is_the_most_serious_crime_youve_gotten_away/cgf2pv2)
**{Hail Satan 666 Yoloswag}** (working title)
*Conceived Wedne... | I think Happy Madison's writers should come back here in a few hours! | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | “So, we’re rolling down the street heading for this café that makes great sandwiches to grab something for lunch. I’m in the passenger’s seat and my partner Mick is driving. I look over to my right and there, plain as day, on the sidewalk I see a drug deal going down. I show Mick, we pull over, and jump out of the car.... | I think Happy Madison's writers should come back here in a few hours! | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | "Hey Steve, what's 14 times 17?"
"I don't know man, 238 I think."
"Yeah, you got it. Look at you man, a regular mathmatist."
"It's actually *mathematician*."
"Look at you, a regular Linguimitician."
"Yeah Dave. Yeah."
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Probably no where near as funny as I think it is, but I thought up this stupid scenario a ... | I think Happy Madison's writers should come back here in a few hours! | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | [<---](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/219yo9/wp_nsfw_destroy_my_soul_a_challenge_to_write_the/cgb9kfz) **-11-** [--->](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/21od2n/what_is_the_most_serious_crime_youve_gotten_away/cgf2pv2)
**{Hail Satan 666 Yoloswag}** (working title)
*Conceived Wedne... | I have another that is a true story. I met this girl named Dee. Normally her race wouldn’t matter, but in this case it does. Dee was black. I’m white. Dee had a friend named Glenda who was also black and who, up until this moment, I had never met.
Dee had recently bought a new condo. Before buying it she asked several... | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | "Hey Steve, what's 14 times 17?"
"I don't know man, 238 I think."
"Yeah, you got it. Look at you man, a regular mathmatist."
"It's actually *mathematician*."
"Look at you, a regular Linguimitician."
"Yeah Dave. Yeah."
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Probably no where near as funny as I think it is, but I thought up this stupid scenario a ... | **Sorry in advance, OP, if this is weird/annoying/unconventional, but my story needs context to understand. Actually, I feel like you'd *have* to be either an English teacher or an English major to find any of this funny. Ah, screw it.**
**So, there was this AskReddit joke thread a while back, and one of the jokes wa... | |
[WP] Make me pee: A challenge to write the most gut-bustingly hilarious story possible | "Hey Steve, what's 14 times 17?"
"I don't know man, 238 I think."
"Yeah, you got it. Look at you man, a regular mathmatist."
"It's actually *mathematician*."
"Look at you, a regular Linguimitician."
"Yeah Dave. Yeah."
----
Probably no where near as funny as I think it is, but I thought up this stupid scenario a ... | Have you ever thought about the Niagara Falls? I hear it's beautiful this time of year. If you go there, you can take a boat straight to the foot of a waterfall and be surrounded by all the splashing water. Just gallons and gallons of water in a never-ending stream, rushing and gushing forth. Honestly, I think just let... | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I popped the pill out of the prescription blister pack and swallowed it with a sip of water. Maybe this time the pills would work and let me sleep. I've been an insomniac since I was a little child. I didn't feel sleepy yet, but I went to bed anyway. It felt good to close my eyes at least. I hope the pill works. I just... | This is too scary to think about. | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I do not forget. I only remember.
It is cold inside the house. Three wool-clad girls in the corner, praying for God. For food. For fire. When will Father return? How long has he been gone? Where is Father where is Father?
My hands are raw and numb. Pink. I rub them, but it stings. Woe to the past, where hands are for... | This is too scary to think about. | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I walked into the bedroom, groggily kicking off my shoes and slipping the tie away from my neck. I didn't bother with the rest of my wardrobe; tomorrow was Saturday, so who really cared if I wore my clothes to bed?
I slipped under the covers, looking over at Jules as I did so. I smiled. She always had this little half... | This is too scary to think about. | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I do not forget. I only remember.
It is cold inside the house. Three wool-clad girls in the corner, praying for God. For food. For fire. When will Father return? How long has he been gone? Where is Father where is Father?
My hands are raw and numb. Pink. I rub them, but it stings. Woe to the past, where hands are for... | I popped the pill out of the prescription blister pack and swallowed it with a sip of water. Maybe this time the pills would work and let me sleep. I've been an insomniac since I was a little child. I didn't feel sleepy yet, but I went to bed anyway. It felt good to close my eyes at least. I hope the pill works. I just... | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I walked into the bedroom, groggily kicking off my shoes and slipping the tie away from my neck. I didn't bother with the rest of my wardrobe; tomorrow was Saturday, so who really cared if I wore my clothes to bed?
I slipped under the covers, looking over at Jules as I did so. I smiled. She always had this little half... | The dream fades and a woman is talking to me but it's all gibberish. Sounds like... German? What am I doing in Germany? She's dressed like a nun. I struggle to get up. The smell is horrible, like two fingers covered in shit jammed right up your nose, all the way up to the brain...
It's a pigsty. I was sleeping in a f... | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I was a teacher of electronics in my dream, but that is too far away from where I woke up. I wouldn't be able to dumb it down enough if I tried.
When I woke, it turns out I am actually only 7 years old, celebrating my birthday one Christmas morning, even though my dream seemed as if I was in my mid 30's. I was pretty... | The dream fades and a woman is talking to me but it's all gibberish. Sounds like... German? What am I doing in Germany? She's dressed like a nun. I struggle to get up. The smell is horrible, like two fingers covered in shit jammed right up your nose, all the way up to the brain...
It's a pigsty. I was sleeping in a f... | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I walked into the bedroom, groggily kicking off my shoes and slipping the tie away from my neck. I didn't bother with the rest of my wardrobe; tomorrow was Saturday, so who really cared if I wore my clothes to bed?
I slipped under the covers, looking over at Jules as I did so. I smiled. She always had this little half... | Aww shit, smallpox? | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | I was a teacher of electronics in my dream, but that is too far away from where I woke up. I wouldn't be able to dumb it down enough if I tried.
When I woke, it turns out I am actually only 7 years old, celebrating my birthday one Christmas morning, even though my dream seemed as if I was in my mid 30's. I was pretty... | Aww shit, smallpox? | |
[WP] Your whole modern life is a lucid dream. Now you wake up into real life, the Middle Ages. | The boy had heart. He was only sixteen but he could shape metal and he never wiped the black smudges from his face until the day was finished and I had presented him with hot soup and bread.
He always said thank you before he ate and he always put half the loaf into his pocket when he thought I wasn't looking.
"You w... | Aww shit, smallpox? | |
[WP] Aliens know about Earth and it's inhabitants but through observing us from a distance, know that contacting us would eventually lead to the eradication of their species. | I don't have an exciting job. Like every other member of my cast I was assigned one species on the Do Not Call list. I remember that day fondly. I was born, given a purpose, and put to work. Like all Observers, I have an endless fascination with my singular purpose. Unlike most Observers, I know this fascination is ent... | She awoke first to the buzzing of machines and the general glow of the life support screens.
He didn't wake quite so immediately. They'd drifted here for such a long time he no longer had such a hunger to awake and perform the necessary tasks.
"Come now, we should get moving now, I think it's time." she said.
He nod... | |
Longest as in the most events that happen in the story. | [FF] What is the longest story you can tell me in the least amount of words. | We heralded them with such enthusiasm and desire.
They left the fires smoldering, the darkness creeping in.
We don't know why they left, or even why they chose us. | I'll never forget the first time the human race met aliens. Some people found them in the caves of Vietnam. We asked them, "how long have you been here?" They told us, "Longer then you have". |
Longest as in the most events that happen in the story. | [FF] What is the longest story you can tell me in the least amount of words. | We heralded them with such enthusiasm and desire.
They left the fires smoldering, the darkness creeping in.
We don't know why they left, or even why they chose us. | BANG!
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Longest as in the most events that happen in the story. | [FF] What is the longest story you can tell me in the least amount of words. | We heralded them with such enthusiasm and desire.
They left the fires smoldering, the darkness creeping in.
We don't know why they left, or even why they chose us. | There never was a primal cause, and the chain of events will never end. |
Longest as in the most events that happen in the story. | [FF] What is the longest story you can tell me in the least amount of words. | We heralded them with such enthusiasm and desire.
They left the fires smoldering, the darkness creeping in.
We don't know why they left, or even why they chose us. | First life touched the second.
One last light echoed through star dust.
Again. |
Longest as in the most events that happen in the story. | [FF] What is the longest story you can tell me in the least amount of words. | The end of my life began with the push of a needle. | Nothing gave way to lights and sounds. People looking up at the sky thought they saw everything, but already the nothing was creeping back in. |
Longest as in the most events that happen in the story. | [FF] What is the longest story you can tell me in the least amount of words. | The end of my life began with the push of a needle. | Hmm... I'll give it a go. Several!
-When I referenced the coordinates in their greeting, I found the pinprick of light had long since vanished.
-We had to give her his flag in the maternity ward.
-Not even soap could scrub her blood off his hands.
-Looking back, the slight hesitation before his, "I do," made a lot... |
In the couple of seconds it has taken you to read this title a lot has happened. You blinked once, your heart has beat twice. Your face twitched, perhaps you shuffled your feet. The minute hand on th clock traveled to the next position with a faint click, the air conditioner made a paper flutter, as a leaf outisde trem... | [WP] Story of a moment. | As humans, we seldom think as ourselves as weak. Most of the ego-centric ones will claim a strength that they are a self-driven, self-aware, socially conscience member of society. Though, in the given moment, waiting for my girlfriend in New York, I could not be more wrong.
When you see the sights you weren't mea... | I could feel the eyes of the crowd trained on me. A single bead of sweat trickled down the side of my face for a millisecond before it dropped onto the pavement. Inside myself, my heart was a revving engine. *This is it, the moment you've waited so long for*. It felt as though I was sweating from every pore conceivable... |
[WP] I read the report. | "So, what'd you think?"
"About the report?"
"No, about the battle."
"Well, I wasn't there sir."
"But you read about it."
"Well, yes, I read the report."
"So what'd you think?"
"About the battle or the report?"
"Foolish idiot! The report than!"
"I thought it was well written."
"*Well-written*?"
"Yes sir, ... | "Fuck you," Fox managed to blurt out in between bouts of rage. He held his pistol with two hands. Angelo taught him that.
The figure opposite of him shifted his gaze to face him, his right hand occupied by a glass of Scotch. "I see you read the report," He said, taking a few steps. then a seat. He gulped a mouthful o... | |
[WP] I read the report. | "So, what'd you think?"
"About the report?"
"No, about the battle."
"Well, I wasn't there sir."
"But you read about it."
"Well, yes, I read the report."
"So what'd you think?"
"About the battle or the report?"
"Foolish idiot! The report than!"
"I thought it was well written."
"*Well-written*?"
"Yes sir, ... | “I read the report,” Luke said into his headset, as he paced back and forth in his small, round cabin.
“And,” the man on the other end of the phone asked. Luke could tell he was testing the man’s patience.
“Honestly, Sir, it’s shit.” He knew his response was out of line, but it was the truth. In his entire career, L... | |
[FF] What is the shortest, saddest, most emotional love story? (55 words or less) | He’d seen her for the first time last week, exchanging wayward glances and nervous smiles. Now they stood shoulder to shoulder in the Friedrichstadt shelter, his breathing barely audible over the city klaxon.
“I’m Peter,” he whispered.
Her eyes met his.
“I’m Mary,” she smiled.
They interlaced fingers, just as t... | Her gasping slowed, the linens grasped tight suddenly freed. Between her breaths there were no others. At the bed-end a pale man cradled a purple mass, his eyes shuttered and tears welled behind his medical mask. He cradled the mass, still affixed to its mother, higher as for her to view.
“Anna...” | |
[FF] What is the shortest, saddest, most emotional love story? (55 words or less) | The worst part about working for the NSA is that she doesn't know I'm there for her. | Her gasping slowed, the linens grasped tight suddenly freed. Between her breaths there were no others. At the bed-end a pale man cradled a purple mass, his eyes shuttered and tears welled behind his medical mask. He cradled the mass, still affixed to its mother, higher as for her to view.
“Anna...” | |
[FF] What is the shortest, saddest, most emotional love story? (55 words or less) | The priest made the announcement. The crowd roared. The organists hands ready to pound out that ageless music of celebration.
He smiled and wiped away the tear drops hanging by her crimson lips. He leaned toward her. Through the veil of tears, he looked even more like John. She closed her eyes for the kiss. | It wasn't Eric's intention to sit there in the broken glass all day. He didn't care so much about the tv, that could be replaced. It's what used to sit beside it, gone, irreplaceable. He sobbed and wondered what kind of thief would take his urn. Why would someone just take her away like that? | |
[WP] Break the fourth wall in the most unexpected way | Hi.
This was originally a much longer post. But, by the power of anagrams, I've turned it into something else. Also, I had to get rid of quite a few letters and some punctuation. This guy can't get enough semi-colon, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I put some letters under your rug and some under the sofa and I a... | Todd hadn’t stopped fiddling with the bed remote since the nurse had shown him what the buttons do. He slowly hummed up to a sitting position. “Did you know that [hospitals make mistakes on ten percent of their patients](http://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFLDE76K0PI20110721?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandCh... | |
[WP] Break the fourth wall in the most unexpected way | When I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting things to go quite so wrong. My usual routine started out as usual: fry an egg, slide it onto a slice of toast, pour some coffee, cram the whole thing into my face in a hideous mishmash. Shit, shave, shower, all the usual. Shrug into my favourite double-breasted, reach fo... | Todd hadn’t stopped fiddling with the bed remote since the nurse had shown him what the buttons do. He slowly hummed up to a sitting position. “Did you know that [hospitals make mistakes on ten percent of their patients](http://af.reuters.com/article/commoditiesNews/idAFLDE76K0PI20110721?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandCh... | |
[WP] Break the fourth wall in the most unexpected way | Hi.
This was originally a much longer post. But, by the power of anagrams, I've turned it into something else. Also, I had to get rid of quite a few letters and some punctuation. This guy can't get enough semi-colon, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I put some letters under your rug and some under the sofa and I a... | Tyler. You spend too much time on Reddit. Why not be productive for a change? | |
[WP] Break the fourth wall in the most unexpected way | When I woke up this morning, I wasn't expecting things to go quite so wrong. My usual routine started out as usual: fry an egg, slide it onto a slice of toast, pour some coffee, cram the whole thing into my face in a hideous mishmash. Shit, shave, shower, all the usual. Shrug into my favourite double-breasted, reach fo... | John looked at Brenda and at the gun she was pointing at him.
"Why are you doing this?" He asked.
"Why?" She repeated. "Why?!" She shouted. "You cheated on me." She screamed. "Again."
"Baby, I never . . ." He began, holding up his hands to forestall her.
"I found her ear rings." She snapped, holding up the danglin... | |
[WP] Break the fourth wall in the most unexpected way | He likes it when I'm cute. I think it makes him think of a nicer time, or happier circumstances. Adorable little quirks that I try to hide, but he never misses. Like having to stand on my pink-socked tippy-toes to reach the top shelf, even when I sometimes don't have to. Or how I *always* need to grab a cozy little bla... | John looked at Brenda and at the gun she was pointing at him.
"Why are you doing this?" He asked.
"Why?" She repeated. "Why?!" She shouted. "You cheated on me." She screamed. "Again."
"Baby, I never . . ." He began, holding up his hands to forestall her.
"I found her ear rings." She snapped, holding up the danglin... | |
[WP] Break the fourth wall in the most unexpected way | Gregor the Great and Mighty Powerful Warrior was a very handsome man. He had muscles on his biceps that were made of steel, and legs that were of iron. His strong fists could crack bones and fell 100-year-old trees. When he walked, the Earth trembled in fear, and when he spoke the moon ran away to the shadows. He was c... | John looked at Brenda and at the gun she was pointing at him.
"Why are you doing this?" He asked.
"Why?" She repeated. "Why?!" She shouted. "You cheated on me." She screamed. "Again."
"Baby, I never . . ." He began, holding up his hands to forestall her.
"I found her ear rings." She snapped, holding up the danglin... | |
[WP] A soldier/warrior balks at the violence and horror of battle. Then, they start to revel in it. | "No, listen. Listen. You don't - you don't understand. Why I quit, why I'm here, why I'm a wreck. It's not about - the killing. That's easy. That's fun. It's about what it means for me. It's - well I have to start from the beginning. Listen.
"Ten years back. Sign up with the mercenaries. Get my little tattoo over the ... | I was drafted from prison. I didn't want to fight. They sent me to trenches in a far off godforsaken country, fighting someone else's war. I didn't give a damn about the hearts and minds, I didn't care if the politicians won or lost in their ivory courts, where winning or losing was a matter to laugh about behind close... | |
[WP] For a brief moment, you gain the power to understand the speech of animals. Within that period, your pet gives you a brief, but life-changing message. | Rebecca dashed out of school the moment the bell rang. It was a beautiful spring afternoon, and she loved playing outside just like any normal 12 year old would. She leaped down the steps, past the red flag with a white circle and swastika in the middle. She saw her school principal standing by the flagpole. She sto... | She stopped in her tracks. Her eyes widened. Her breath caught in her chest.
Allison Mueller was a park ranger. It was three o'clock in the afternoon, and she had heard a report that a tree had fallen across Trail 7 just a quarter-mile past the falls. Her service vehicle was back at the road. She had just turned a ben... | |
[WP] For a brief moment, you gain the power to understand the speech of animals. Within that period, your pet gives you a brief, but life-changing message. | October 7th 2017. It was an odd morning. By all accounts it seemed a day just like any other. That is, aside from the fact that my dog, Neil, was suddenly able to speak English. Neil was a chocolate lab crossed with some breed or other I’ve never heard of. We got him from a shelter when he was just a pup. He hadn’t bee... | She stopped in her tracks. Her eyes widened. Her breath caught in her chest.
Allison Mueller was a park ranger. It was three o'clock in the afternoon, and she had heard a report that a tree had fallen across Trail 7 just a quarter-mile past the falls. Her service vehicle was back at the road. She had just turned a ben... | |
[WP] For a brief moment, you gain the power to understand the speech of animals. Within that period, your pet gives you a brief, but life-changing message. | October 7th 2017. It was an odd morning. By all accounts it seemed a day just like any other. That is, aside from the fact that my dog, Neil, was suddenly able to speak English. Neil was a chocolate lab crossed with some breed or other I’ve never heard of. We got him from a shelter when he was just a pup. He hadn’t bee... | "You're serious?" Clem said eyes wide and disbelieving.
"Every word of it. It shocked the hell out of me." Roger said staring down at his meal. Not wanting to make eye contact with his new friend.
Clem paused and took a sip of his drink.
The diner was semi full of the morning crowd, and a few people were begin... | |
[WP] For a brief moment, you gain the power to understand the speech of animals. Within that period, your pet gives you a brief, but life-changing message. | October 7th 2017. It was an odd morning. By all accounts it seemed a day just like any other. That is, aside from the fact that my dog, Neil, was suddenly able to speak English. Neil was a chocolate lab crossed with some breed or other I’ve never heard of. We got him from a shelter when he was just a pup. He hadn’t bee... | Rebecca dashed out of school the moment the bell rang. It was a beautiful spring afternoon, and she loved playing outside just like any normal 12 year old would. She leaped down the steps, past the red flag with a white circle and swastika in the middle. She saw her school principal standing by the flagpole. She sto... | |
You have already pooped. | [WP] You find yourself in a public bathroom stall with no toilet paper. The person in the stall next to you happens to be Satan, and he has plenty to spare. | The roll was empty. "Aw, what the fuck?" Chad grumbled.
"Missing something? Muah HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh God Damnit Satan, is that you?"
"Yes Chad! It is I, the dark one who cast you into your porcelain abyss of torment!"
"Ugghh, just give me some paper dude."
"No. No. No. I don't have to Chad. The world is under my vic... | When you're sittin' on the john
And all the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
Use your hand
When it's Satan next to you
And you really have to poo
Check the roll
Hope it's full |
You have already pooped. | [WP] You find yourself in a public bathroom stall with no toilet paper. The person in the stall next to you happens to be Satan, and he has plenty to spare. | You know, every man has his vice. Some can't get enough action in the sack, some will always want more money, but I am a simple man with a simple vice; vegetable juice. It might seems like nothing, but believe me, once I drank a sip the whole bottle will follow and soon after the dire consequences will follow.
I was ... | Hey man I’m out of toilet paper, do you think you could slide some over?
Aw man, really? That is just like Him.
Like who?
God.
The fuck does he have to do with it.
Well, that omnipotent asshole preordained that you’d run out of toilet paper. Probably did it for kicks and giggles too. Fucking douchebag is what he i... |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | Interviewing people is the worst part of my job. Stand, observe, evaluate. An entire life before my eyes, an infinity behind me.
Robert Ward.
"Says here you haven't been to church since November 2008" This one is rather kind, well mannered, a good track record. He should have no troubles getting in.
A stammer and s... | This is firmly against the spirit of the subreddit, so downvote me please, but [The Salvation War](http://www.tboverse.us/HPCAFORUM/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=29) covered this. It covered it in an... interesting way, which some say is awful and some amazing, but it's at least mildly interesting. It was intended to be a bo... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | I was swimming when I died. I dove off a rope swing tied to a tree into the shallow part of the pond and hit my head. I don't remember much after I hit the rock. I know that I looked up briefly and the light danced so beautifully on the surface of the water. That was the last thing I remembered. I was only 17.
When I... | This is firmly against the spirit of the subreddit, so downvote me please, but [The Salvation War](http://www.tboverse.us/HPCAFORUM/phpBB3/viewforum.php?f=29) covered this. It covered it in an... interesting way, which some say is awful and some amazing, but it's at least mildly interesting. It was intended to be a bo... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | Interviewing people is the worst part of my job. Stand, observe, evaluate. An entire life before my eyes, an infinity behind me.
Robert Ward.
"Says here you haven't been to church since November 2008" This one is rather kind, well mannered, a good track record. He should have no troubles getting in.
A stammer and s... | The cavalries rode on, from the first light of dawn to the glimmering dusk; in the name of their god they ravaged every uncivilized village, cutting down any soul that rejected the word of their lord and savior. They followed the course of the river and in their wake it ran red.
The men fought against them with all t... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | I was swimming when I died. I dove off a rope swing tied to a tree into the shallow part of the pond and hit my head. I don't remember much after I hit the rock. I know that I looked up briefly and the light danced so beautifully on the surface of the water. That was the last thing I remembered. I was only 17.
When I... | The cavalries rode on, from the first light of dawn to the glimmering dusk; in the name of their god they ravaged every uncivilized village, cutting down any soul that rejected the word of their lord and savior. They followed the course of the river and in their wake it ran red.
The men fought against them with all t... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | I was swimming when I died. I dove off a rope swing tied to a tree into the shallow part of the pond and hit my head. I don't remember much after I hit the rock. I know that I looked up briefly and the light danced so beautifully on the surface of the water. That was the last thing I remembered. I was only 17.
When I... | High above, sitting quietly and unobtrusively in a ship upon the moon, a strange figure pulled away from the microphone. It pressed a button, shutting the device off, and leaned back to stare up at the blank monitors. One by one, it flipped the switches, each screen lighting up with images flickering in and out as they... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | I was swimming when I died. I dove off a rope swing tied to a tree into the shallow part of the pond and hit my head. I don't remember much after I hit the rock. I know that I looked up briefly and the light danced so beautifully on the surface of the water. That was the last thing I remembered. I was only 17.
When I... | Interviewing people is the worst part of my job. Stand, observe, evaluate. An entire life before my eyes, an infinity behind me.
Robert Ward.
"Says here you haven't been to church since November 2008" This one is rather kind, well mannered, a good track record. He should have no troubles getting in.
A stammer and s... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | I was swimming when I died. I dove off a rope swing tied to a tree into the shallow part of the pond and hit my head. I don't remember much after I hit the rock. I know that I looked up briefly and the light danced so beautifully on the surface of the water. That was the last thing I remembered. I was only 17.
When I... | "But why?"
"Many good people have been brought into his arms."
Ethan tousled his hair and bit his lower lip. The pastor smiled somberly.
"Okay, then how?"
"It is beyond our understanding, child."
"Exactly. Something beyond the grasp of modern man, and yet somehow despite say--and let's be nice--half of the people ... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | I had feared it at first, like most. Had no idea how to interpret it. Heaven? Full? What did that mean for the living? That we're condemned to hell? Why would God allow such a thing? *I'm going up there and kicking his ass,* I thought. Wasn't very rational, was it?
I was stopped before I even made it out the door. Mik... | "But why?"
"Many good people have been brought into his arms."
Ethan tousled his hair and bit his lower lip. The pastor smiled somberly.
"Okay, then how?"
"It is beyond our understanding, child."
"Exactly. Something beyond the grasp of modern man, and yet somehow despite say--and let's be nice--half of the people ... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | Of course many were devastated. Maybe even most. To be told by their Lord that they were not welcome in paradise. That all their good works were for naught, their eternal reward snatched away.
But the world was still turning. For every man who looked up and begged 'why,' to the uncaring sky, for every man who lost his... | "But why?"
"Many good people have been brought into his arms."
Ethan tousled his hair and bit his lower lip. The pastor smiled somberly.
"Okay, then how?"
"It is beyond our understanding, child."
"Exactly. Something beyond the grasp of modern man, and yet somehow despite say--and let's be nice--half of the people ... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | God paused for a moment, and with a mighty thunderclap, smacked Himself in the forehead.
"MICHAEL!" he shouted, fuming as the Archangel appeared at his door.
"Yeah, boss?"
"Michael. New commandment. Thou Shalt Not Hit Reply All in Private Conversations."
"...sorry, boss." | "But why?"
"Many good people have been brought into his arms."
Ethan tousled his hair and bit his lower lip. The pastor smiled somberly.
"Okay, then how?"
"It is beyond our understanding, child."
"Exactly. Something beyond the grasp of modern man, and yet somehow despite say--and let's be nice--half of the people ... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | Of course many were devastated. Maybe even most. To be told by their Lord that they were not welcome in paradise. That all their good works were for naught, their eternal reward snatched away.
But the world was still turning. For every man who looked up and begged 'why,' to the uncaring sky, for every man who lost his... | I had feared it at first, like most. Had no idea how to interpret it. Heaven? Full? What did that mean for the living? That we're condemned to hell? Why would God allow such a thing? *I'm going up there and kicking his ass,* I thought. Wasn't very rational, was it?
I was stopped before I even made it out the door. Mik... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | God paused for a moment, and with a mighty thunderclap, smacked Himself in the forehead.
"MICHAEL!" he shouted, fuming as the Archangel appeared at his door.
"Yeah, boss?"
"Michael. New commandment. Thou Shalt Not Hit Reply All in Private Conversations."
"...sorry, boss." | I had feared it at first, like most. Had no idea how to interpret it. Heaven? Full? What did that mean for the living? That we're condemned to hell? Why would God allow such a thing? *I'm going up there and kicking his ass,* I thought. Wasn't very rational, was it?
I was stopped before I even made it out the door. Mik... | |
[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: "We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full." | God paused for a moment, and with a mighty thunderclap, smacked Himself in the forehead.
"MICHAEL!" he shouted, fuming as the Archangel appeared at his door.
"Yeah, boss?"
"Michael. New commandment. Thou Shalt Not Hit Reply All in Private Conversations."
"...sorry, boss." | It was the worst in India.
Near a billion people in such a compact area stopped caring to be good all at once. Being good didn't matter anymore. The donkey doesn't run without having a carrot dangled in-front of it, just as man isn't good without reward. Of course, some people kept trying. They didn't do it for their ... | |
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive | Now that's a movie I would love to see. | "Isi! Isi! Are you going now?"
"Yes, little sister, I must make this voyage!"
"Will you come back?"
"Yes, I'll come back, I wont take long!"
At that moment, Isi left his hut and headed to the ceremony. At the ceremony there hundreds of people from the tribe, all ready to say farewell to the sailors taking on the ... | |
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive | There was [a very similar prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/200dar/wp_the_black_death_wiped_out_all_human_life_in/) a few weeks ago with a lot of good responses, if anyone's interested. | "Isi! Isi! Are you going now?"
"Yes, little sister, I must make this voyage!"
"Will you come back?"
"Yes, I'll come back, I wont take long!"
At that moment, Isi left his hut and headed to the ceremony. At the ceremony there hundreds of people from the tribe, all ready to say farewell to the sailors taking on the ... | |
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive | I think that there is actually a book based on this premise, but I am really blanking on the title or author right now. | "Isi! Isi! Are you going now?"
"Yes, little sister, I must make this voyage!"
"Will you come back?"
"Yes, I'll come back, I wont take long!"
At that moment, Isi left his hut and headed to the ceremony. At the ceremony there hundreds of people from the tribe, all ready to say farewell to the sailors taking on the ... | |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | People rarely plan their funeral until they're dying.
Brain tumour. Inoperable. 5 months.
It took seven. He beat the odds. My beautiful, darling son won. And those seven months, oh what a seven months. He knew he was dying so my god, did he live.
And live, he did. He travelled, he laughed, he watched, he loved. He ... | She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name. Sighing, she knelt down on the ground and began scrubbing off the graffiti. It was going to be a long shift. | |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | People rarely plan their funeral until they're dying.
Brain tumour. Inoperable. 5 months.
It took seven. He beat the odds. My beautiful, darling son won. And those seven months, oh what a seven months. He knew he was dying so my god, did he live.
And live, he did. He travelled, he laughed, he watched, he loved. He ... | Jane could see him now. If he could see where he was laid to rest, he would cluck his tongue in that way, the way that always came before a fight.
"So, I die, and this is were you bury me?" He would have said. "In the world's most boring graveyard? I would have died of boredom, y'know, if I wasn't dead already."
Wh... | |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | People rarely plan their funeral until they're dying.
Brain tumour. Inoperable. 5 months.
It took seven. He beat the odds. My beautiful, darling son won. And those seven months, oh what a seven months. He knew he was dying so my god, did he live.
And live, he did. He travelled, he laughed, he watched, he loved. He ... | She reached out to touch the crudely made headstone, her fingers brushing against the rough stone. Unlike so many other graves, this one had no flowers, no pictures or letters. It was even separate from the rest of the cemetery, in it's own little corner under a looming willow tree. "Good Riddance" was sprayed across t... | |
[WP] In a future where paper is more scarce and more valuable than gold, a man stumbles upon an entire library underground. | "Impressive. The resolution of the text written on paper is legible after all. The ancients knew what they were doing back then, it seems." said Buodineain.
He produced a black, flat tech gadget, placed it on top of the page that he had opened and with the press of a finger he had scanned the entire book into the quan... | "Jesus Christ," said the wary and storm torn traveler. "I don't believe my bloody eyes." All around him were nothing but books and documents dating back to who knows when. This was like a gold mine -- er *paper* mine -- filled with the future he could never have dreamed of.
"Ey Jericho!" a voice shouted from a nearby ... | |
[WP] A person with super powers reveals his or herself to a significant other. The reaction is not positive. | And with a press of a button, it was over.
"What did you just do?" he said.
"Posted it to Twitter," she said, dropping her phone casually back into her purse.
"What the hell Jeannine!! I have one secret in my life and you broadcast it to the world the second I tell it to you!?"
"You're so full of shit Gordon. If yo... | His mobile phone rang, playing the theme of the classic Superman TV series. On the other end was Jane, his contact in the 911 dispatch station. "There's a girl on the roof of that red highrise on the corner of Lexington and Union Street" she told him. "She's threatening to jump. You're quite good at this kind of stuff,... | |
[WP] A person with super powers reveals his or herself to a significant other. The reaction is not positive. | "Julie, there's something I have to tell you." Jim said before taking a long pause.
"What is it, Jim?"
"I'm not sure the best way to do this, so I'll just say it... I'm The Amazing Hero". Julie was taken aback. Jim looked into her eyes to try and read her reaction, but she kept looking away. "Say something, plea... | "I am a robot, by the way. I was programmed never to tell you this, but my love for you has overrode my programming."
"I know dear. But I married you knowing you would be dependable, clearly not for your emotions."
"I just have one question."
"Anything. Ask away."
"Who is actually the father to our children?" | |
[WP] A person with super powers reveals his or herself to a significant other. The reaction is not positive. | "You are never around when I need you, Dan. You don't do the dishes, you don't help me look after Erif, and last week I had to clean out the garage all on my own!" Alice said, very upset. "And why the hell do you have so many capes in the garage, anyway? You're a juggler, not a super hero."
Dan considered his answer c... | "I am a robot, by the way. I was programmed never to tell you this, but my love for you has overrode my programming."
"I know dear. But I married you knowing you would be dependable, clearly not for your emotions."
"I just have one question."
"Anything. Ask away."
"Who is actually the father to our children?" | |
[WP] A person with super powers reveals his or herself to a significant other. The reaction is not positive. | "You are never around when I need you, Dan. You don't do the dishes, you don't help me look after Erif, and last week I had to clean out the garage all on my own!" Alice said, very upset. "And why the hell do you have so many capes in the garage, anyway? You're a juggler, not a super hero."
Dan considered his answer c... | "Julie, there's something I have to tell you." Jim said before taking a long pause.
"What is it, Jim?"
"I'm not sure the best way to do this, so I'll just say it... I'm The Amazing Hero". Julie was taken aback. Jim looked into her eyes to try and read her reaction, but she kept looking away. "Say something, plea... | |
Inspired by the [Christmas time truces](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce) that took place across the western front during WWI in which German and British troops would not only fraternize but exchange gifts during mutual cease fires over the Christmas holiday. | [WP] Soldiers from opposite sides of the battlefield enjoy the last fleeting moments of a mutual cease fire on Christmas during WWI. | *Dear god, what am I doing?*
Sergeant Daniel William Bradley, once a proud member of the British armed forces, clutched his rifle tightly against his chest, his breathing heavy and his heart racing as he reconsidered all his former pride.
*Why am I even here?*
The truce was going to end soon, and then they would ret... | "Do you have any family?", I asked, hoping that my accent was clear enough for the man to understand.
"A wife and two kids, both currently in Paris."
"Oh." I rubbed my hands together, not really knowing what to do with them.
"Don't worry about them now," he said softly, "What about you?"
I took a second to... |
Inspired by the [Christmas time truces](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce) that took place across the western front during WWI in which German and British troops would not only fraternize but exchange gifts during mutual cease fires over the Christmas holiday. | [WP] Soldiers from opposite sides of the battlefield enjoy the last fleeting moments of a mutual cease fire on Christmas during WWI. | *Dear god, what am I doing?*
Sergeant Daniel William Bradley, once a proud member of the British armed forces, clutched his rifle tightly against his chest, his breathing heavy and his heart racing as he reconsidered all his former pride.
*Why am I even here?*
The truce was going to end soon, and then they would ret... | It's hard to look a man in the eyes after you've already stared into his soul. A few more minutes and I'll have to accept this as reality. No one wanted the cease fire to end. We had all become brothers, no longer enemies but friends in this putrid trench top landscape that was formerly carpeted by thick green grass. T... |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Arborists and dendrologists beware! You probably wanted this subreddit, whose name describes the people in the one you might guess.
Aside: your clue should *uniquely* identify the one you're looking for. If another ~~answer~~ question could be used, your clue might need some adjustment. | Answer: This subreddit, whose members frequently misplace birds, shares its name with a particularly motivated plastic vessel. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Pretend you're a six-year-old kid with spiky blond hair getting fatherly advice on the world in this subreddit. | Answer: This subreddit, whose members frequently misplace birds, shares its name with a particularly motivated plastic vessel. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Arborists and dendrologists beware! You probably wanted this subreddit, whose name describes the people in the one you might guess.
Aside: your clue should *uniquely* identify the one you're looking for. If another ~~answer~~ question could be used, your clue might need some adjustment. | A subreddit to love magic, friendship, and plot. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Pretend you're a six-year-old kid with spiky blond hair getting fatherly advice on the world in this subreddit. | A subreddit to love magic, friendship, and plot. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Arborists and dendrologists beware! You probably wanted this subreddit, whose name describes the people in the one you might guess.
Aside: your clue should *uniquely* identify the one you're looking for. If another ~~answer~~ question could be used, your clue might need some adjustment. | This website is also a widely-known store that has been known to wipe out wallets in a single summer sale. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Pretend you're a six-year-old kid with spiky blond hair getting fatherly advice on the world in this subreddit. | This website is also a widely-known store that has been known to wipe out wallets in a single summer sale. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Daily Double:
"The subreddit where elitists come together in worship of [this man](http://gaben.coinpoolpros.com/images/gaben.png)." | "This subreddits name is a reference to a different kind of cat, one that alerted Keanu Reeves and his friends to trouble in a popular 1999 film." |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Doing research on medieval trade routes? Be careful not to stumple upon this hidden website. | "This subreddits name is a reference to a different kind of cat, one that alerted Keanu Reeves and his friends to trouble in a popular 1999 film." |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Home of hyperbole and overused images with text, this fauna-friendly subreddit may not be the best for those seeking help. | "This subreddits name is a reference to a different kind of cat, one that alerted Keanu Reeves and his friends to trouble in a popular 1999 film." |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Daily Double:
"The subreddit where elitists come together in worship of [this man](http://gaben.coinpoolpros.com/images/gaben.png)." | "Here is a trivia site that rewards lexicon prowess with the endowment of a hearty measure of food for destitute civilians... That's worth like 60 grains, right?" |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Doing research on medieval trade routes? Be careful not to stumple upon this hidden website. | "Here is a trivia site that rewards lexicon prowess with the endowment of a hearty measure of food for destitute civilians... That's worth like 60 grains, right?" |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Home of hyperbole and overused images with text, this fauna-friendly subreddit may not be the best for those seeking help. | "Here is a trivia site that rewards lexicon prowess with the endowment of a hearty measure of food for destitute civilians... That's worth like 60 grains, right?" |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Doing research on medieval trade routes? Be careful not to stumple upon this hidden website. | Don't take this subreddit too seriously. If you do, then you're an idiot. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Home of hyperbole and overused images with text, this fauna-friendly subreddit may not be the best for those seeking help. | Don't take this subreddit too seriously. If you do, then you're an idiot. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Daily Double:
"The subreddit where elitists come together in worship of [this man](http://gaben.coinpoolpros.com/images/gaben.png)." | This subreddit is the home of the North American professional sports team with the longest active post-season streak. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Doing research on medieval trade routes? Be careful not to stumple upon this hidden website. | This subreddit is the home of the North American professional sports team with the longest active post-season streak. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Home of hyperbole and overused images with text, this fauna-friendly subreddit may not be the best for those seeking help. | This subreddit is the home of the North American professional sports team with the longest active post-season streak. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | "Don't forget to mark 'explained' if somebody answers your question in this default subreddit... For their younger readers, 'explained' is spelled e-x-p-l-a-i-n-e-d" | This subreddit is the home of the North American professional sports team with the longest active post-season streak. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Never, ever go to *this* subreddit, unless you're new, in which case you should totally check it out. | This subreddit is the home of the North American professional sports team with the longest active post-season streak. |
This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | "Don't forget to mark 'explained' if somebody answers your question in this default subreddit... For their younger readers, 'explained' is spelled e-x-p-l-a-i-n-e-d" | "Want to know if Superman is stronger than your favorite Power Ranger? You might want to check out *this* subreddit." |
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