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This is a different kind of writing than the habitual fiction prompts we see here. I love Jeopardy, and I actually think this will be a challenge because a good Jeopardy clue has to be easy enough to be solvable, but exclusive enough to not have multiple answers.
**Edit:** The objective here is not to be an ad for a s... | [WP] Write a "Jeopardy!" clue about a subreddit or website. | Never, ever go to *this* subreddit, unless you're new, in which case you should totally check it out. | "Want to know if Superman is stronger than your favorite Power Ranger? You might want to check out *this* subreddit." |
[WP] A Super Hero and his arch nemesis have alter egos. They work in the same office. On the same day they discover each other's true identities. | 'There was no way this could be right' Tom thought glancing of at Jim across the lunch table eating a salad. 'Boring Jim Gregory, Mighty Man? He's so mild mannered' he thought staring at his Coworker. He'd never believe it if the evidence wasn't there, the scratch he'd given him across the forehead, the broken finger. ... | Peter sat down at his desk, mug in one hand, newspaper in the other.
He took a sip of the sugar/coffee concoction in his hand and dropped the newspaper on his desk-mate's keyboard, a story about last night's excitement at the bank on the front page.
Eric sat down at his desk a short time after, looking haggard. He si... | |
[WP] A Super Hero and his arch nemesis have alter egos. They work in the same office. On the same day they discover each other's true identities. | Eagle
This is it. We've finally done it. Crow - the ever present threat to order and justice - finally unmasked. It took many years and great sacrifices. Iron Shield - your sacrifice will not be in vain! You may have lost your life fighting the enemy, but your work has led to her downfall! In just a few moments the fa... | Peter sat down at his desk, mug in one hand, newspaper in the other.
He took a sip of the sugar/coffee concoction in his hand and dropped the newspaper on his desk-mate's keyboard, a story about last night's excitement at the bank on the front page.
Eric sat down at his desk a short time after, looking haggard. He si... | |
[WP] A Super Hero and his arch nemesis have alter egos. They work in the same office. On the same day they discover each other's true identities. | Heather in sales always looked familiar to Frank, but he can never place why. She looked young. Maybe she was some make a wish kid he visited in a hospital or a victim of some accident or supervillain he rescued. It's not like he knew many blind people after all. Frank always trusted his gut. Many supervillains try to ... | Peter sat down at his desk, mug in one hand, newspaper in the other.
He took a sip of the sugar/coffee concoction in his hand and dropped the newspaper on his desk-mate's keyboard, a story about last night's excitement at the bank on the front page.
Eric sat down at his desk a short time after, looking haggard. He si... | |
[WP] A Super Hero and his arch nemesis have alter egos. They work in the same office. On the same day they discover each other's true identities. | Eagle
This is it. We've finally done it. Crow - the ever present threat to order and justice - finally unmasked. It took many years and great sacrifices. Iron Shield - your sacrifice will not be in vain! You may have lost your life fighting the enemy, but your work has led to her downfall! In just a few moments the fa... | 'There was no way this could be right' Tom thought glancing of at Jim across the lunch table eating a salad. 'Boring Jim Gregory, Mighty Man? He's so mild mannered' he thought staring at his Coworker. He'd never believe it if the evidence wasn't there, the scratch he'd given him across the forehead, the broken finger. ... | |
[WP] A Super Hero and his arch nemesis have alter egos. They work in the same office. On the same day they discover each other's true identities. | Heather in sales always looked familiar to Frank, but he can never place why. She looked young. Maybe she was some make a wish kid he visited in a hospital or a victim of some accident or supervillain he rescued. It's not like he knew many blind people after all. Frank always trusted his gut. Many supervillains try to ... | 'There was no way this could be right' Tom thought glancing of at Jim across the lunch table eating a salad. 'Boring Jim Gregory, Mighty Man? He's so mild mannered' he thought staring at his Coworker. He'd never believe it if the evidence wasn't there, the scratch he'd given him across the forehead, the broken finger. ... | |
[WP] A Super Hero and his arch nemesis have alter egos. They work in the same office. On the same day they discover each other's true identities. | Heather in sales always looked familiar to Frank, but he can never place why. She looked young. Maybe she was some make a wish kid he visited in a hospital or a victim of some accident or supervillain he rescued. It's not like he knew many blind people after all. Frank always trusted his gut. Many supervillains try to ... | Eagle
This is it. We've finally done it. Crow - the ever present threat to order and justice - finally unmasked. It took many years and great sacrifices. Iron Shield - your sacrifice will not be in vain! You may have lost your life fighting the enemy, but your work has led to her downfall! In just a few moments the fa... | |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | I woke up with a nasty headache. Probably drank too much last night, like every saturday. Not that I remember much of last night. Heck, its been a while since I managed to recover 8 hours of memories. I know I'm drinking too much. Like way to much. But I dont really care. It helps me forget. Helps me get over it. Helps... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | My muscles ache. The lactic acid stings my legs and I cringe as I drape my feet off the top bunk trying to open my eyes. Its still dark outside, although, the light hasn't seemed to change much since I arrived a week ago. The sunlight here feels different, heavier and it adds to the difficulty I've faced at each of the... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Carl was miserable. Under any other circumstances, he would be awestruck at the sky that stretched out before him: a black canvas washed with swirling blue and pink nebula, dwarfed only by the ringed planet that hung at its zenith. But Carl didn't even take notice as he sat sulking in a lukewarm bath of rejuvenatin... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Tyson quietly left the board meeting wearing a false smile, only letting his true emotions show on his face after he had turned away from the rest of the board. Everyone else in the room was jubilant - their fourth quarter earnings had shattered Wall Street’s expectations, and Tyson’s stock price was set to rise a... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | No, seriously, I am not making this shit up. I *did* plan on going to Vegas. I did *not* get there. There was some weird ass UFO shit and then Bill FUCKING Murray came out and explained it all.
No, I have never used mind altering drugs. No I was not drinking because no I was *not* in Vegas. No there is no history of f... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The aliens were terrifying and bewildering; hulking behemoths and stalking predators, covered in barbed spines or gelatinous acidic ooze. John counted himself lucky to have been spared the combat events. He had watched though, as fight after fight ended in a rapid exchange of blows, the victorious monsters not even bre... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | "Ladies and gentlemen! Triploids and trans-asexuals! Welcome to the 2301st Milkyway Endurance Olympics!"
Mike could not understand what was happening. But he was sure of one thing: he did not want to be here. He was just a fat dude living in his mom's basement. He did not have a job, he did not have friends, he was go... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Her arms numb and skin torn, exhaustion emanated off her. Barely able to stand, she finished the grueling race second to last. She felt the disdain and mockery from other species, her soft meat useless next to their spiny exoskeletons. Even those who possessed similar bodies had some skill in the events, whereas she fa... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | It had been an ordinary day for me, I woke up, lumbered over to my computer, did some work, messed around online and so on. The night however, went a little differently.
The moment my head hit the pillow I knew something was off. It felt squishy, almost as if I was lying in a groovy old waterbed, and not on my comfort... | [OT]
It say's three comments, but I can't see any at all... Does that mean commenters have been shadow-banned or something? |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | My muscles ache. The lactic acid stings my legs and I cringe as I drape my feet off the top bunk trying to open my eyes. Its still dark outside, although, the light hasn't seemed to change much since I arrived a week ago. The sunlight here feels different, heavier and it adds to the difficulty I've faced at each of the... | Wrestling was our sixth loss in a row. Way to show 'em who's boss, humans. Who knew Venesians were lethal to the touch? "Run like you mean it, Jerome!", I was screaming from the sidelines. The triathlon was in progress and some of the people who competed for the humans were really under par. "This isn't the Paralympics... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | Wrestling was our sixth loss in a row. Way to show 'em who's boss, humans. Who knew Venesians were lethal to the touch? "Run like you mean it, Jerome!", I was screaming from the sidelines. The triathlon was in progress and some of the people who competed for the humans were really under par. "This isn't the Paralympics... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | Wrestling was our sixth loss in a row. Way to show 'em who's boss, humans. Who knew Venesians were lethal to the touch? "Run like you mean it, Jerome!", I was screaming from the sidelines. The triathlon was in progress and some of the people who competed for the humans were really under par. "This isn't the Paralympics... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | I woke up with a nasty headache. Probably drank too much last night, like every saturday. Not that I remember much of last night. Heck, its been a while since I managed to recover 8 hours of memories. I know I'm drinking too much. Like way to much. But I dont really care. It helps me forget. Helps me get over it. Helps... | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | My muscles ache. The lactic acid stings my legs and I cringe as I drape my feet off the top bunk trying to open my eyes. Its still dark outside, although, the light hasn't seemed to change much since I arrived a week ago. The sunlight here feels different, heavier and it adds to the difficulty I've faced at each of the... | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Carl was miserable. Under any other circumstances, he would be awestruck at the sky that stretched out before him: a black canvas washed with swirling blue and pink nebula, dwarfed only by the ringed planet that hung at its zenith. But Carl didn't even take notice as he sat sulking in a lukewarm bath of rejuvenatin... | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | Dan was dead.
It had felt like a month but in reality it had only took 4 hours. 4 hours he'd never get back. 4 hours of pure, raw and irritatingly hard math. He'd put it off and off promising that tomorrow he do it... and you know what? Tomorrow turned out to be a month from when he got the project. He'd stayed up for... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | My muscles ache. The lactic acid stings my legs and I cringe as I drape my feet off the top bunk trying to open my eyes. Its still dark outside, although, the light hasn't seemed to change much since I arrived a week ago. The sunlight here feels different, heavier and it adds to the difficulty I've faced at each of the... | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Carl was miserable. Under any other circumstances, he would be awestruck at the sky that stretched out before him: a black canvas washed with swirling blue and pink nebula, dwarfed only by the ringed planet that hung at its zenith. But Carl didn't even take notice as he sat sulking in a lukewarm bath of rejuvenatin... | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | I’ve been at this for … I don’t know. A month now? I’m trying to find a good way to explain it without sounding crazy, but honestly, I think maybe I am crazy.
Yes … I’m pretty sure I’ve totally lost my marbles. I’m getting loaded into the pod for the final event right now, and only the Buddy is keeping me from bar... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | My muscles ache. The lactic acid stings my legs and I cringe as I drape my feet off the top bunk trying to open my eyes. Its still dark outside, although, the light hasn't seemed to change much since I arrived a week ago. The sunlight here feels different, heavier and it adds to the difficulty I've faced at each of the... | I woke up with a nasty headache. Probably drank too much last night, like every saturday. Not that I remember much of last night. Heck, its been a while since I managed to recover 8 hours of memories. I know I'm drinking too much. Like way to much. But I dont really care. It helps me forget. Helps me get over it. Helps... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | I woke up with a nasty headache. Probably drank too much last night, like every saturday. Not that I remember much of last night. Heck, its been a while since I managed to recover 8 hours of memories. I know I'm drinking too much. Like way to much. But I dont really care. It helps me forget. Helps me get over it. Helps... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | I woke up with a nasty headache. Probably drank too much last night, like every saturday. Not that I remember much of last night. Heck, its been a while since I managed to recover 8 hours of memories. I know I'm drinking too much. Like way to much. But I dont really care. It helps me forget. Helps me get over it. Helps... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Carl was miserable. Under any other circumstances, he would be awestruck at the sky that stretched out before him: a black canvas washed with swirling blue and pink nebula, dwarfed only by the ringed planet that hung at its zenith. But Carl didn't even take notice as he sat sulking in a lukewarm bath of rejuvenatin... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Tyson quietly left the board meeting wearing a false smile, only letting his true emotions show on his face after he had turned away from the rest of the board. Everyone else in the room was jubilant - their fourth quarter earnings had shattered Wall Street’s expectations, and Tyson’s stock price was set to rise a... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | No, seriously, I am not making this shit up. I *did* plan on going to Vegas. I did *not* get there. There was some weird ass UFO shit and then Bill FUCKING Murray came out and explained it all.
No, I have never used mind altering drugs. No I was not drinking because no I was *not* in Vegas. No there is no history of f... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The aliens were terrifying and bewildering; hulking behemoths and stalking predators, covered in barbed spines or gelatinous acidic ooze. John counted himself lucky to have been spared the combat events. He had watched though, as fight after fight ended in a rapid exchange of blows, the victorious monsters not even bre... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | And we're back with live coverage of the two thousand and fifty third interplanetary Olympics, direct from Gliese 6c! And what a spectacle it's been so far, Rob.
You can say that again, Claire. I haven't seen competition this fierce since the nuclear blast survivability round. In fact I haven't seen anything since!
A... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The intergalactic stadium fell silent as the leader board displayed the score. Its characters were completely foreign to me. I leaned over to ywoarg and asked for clarification. Despite my special helmet designed to translate everything I hear into a language I can understand he seemed to be the only one willing to tal... | Carl was miserable. Under any other circumstances, he would be awestruck at the sky that stretched out before him: a black canvas washed with swirling blue and pink nebula, dwarfed only by the ringed planet that hung at its zenith. But Carl didn't even take notice as he sat sulking in a lukewarm bath of rejuvenatin... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | Carl was miserable. Under any other circumstances, he would be awestruck at the sky that stretched out before him: a black canvas washed with swirling blue and pink nebula, dwarfed only by the ringed planet that hung at its zenith. But Carl didn't even take notice as he sat sulking in a lukewarm bath of rejuvenatin... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | John Tyson quietly left the board meeting wearing a false smile, only letting his true emotions show on his face after he had turned away from the rest of the board. Everyone else in the room was jubilant - their fourth quarter earnings had shattered Wall Street’s expectations, and Tyson’s stock price was set to rise a... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The aliens were terrifying and bewildering; hulking behemoths and stalking predators, covered in barbed spines or gelatinous acidic ooze. John counted himself lucky to have been spared the combat events. He had watched though, as fight after fight ended in a rapid exchange of blows, the victorious monsters not even bre... | John Tyson quietly left the board meeting wearing a false smile, only letting his true emotions show on his face after he had turned away from the rest of the board. Everyone else in the room was jubilant - their fourth quarter earnings had shattered Wall Street’s expectations, and Tyson’s stock price was set to rise a... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... | John Tyson quietly left the board meeting wearing a false smile, only letting his true emotions show on his face after he had turned away from the rest of the board. Everyone else in the room was jubilant - their fourth quarter earnings had shattered Wall Street’s expectations, and Tyson’s stock price was set to rise a... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | John Tyson quietly left the board meeting wearing a false smile, only letting his true emotions show on his face after he had turned away from the rest of the board. Everyone else in the room was jubilant - their fourth quarter earnings had shattered Wall Street’s expectations, and Tyson’s stock price was set to rise a... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Maximillian Ludwig Zeiner.
He detested his full German name. Being born in New York he could not fathom why his parents wanted to keep so much of their heritage. But that heritage meant the world to him today.
The klaxon sounds above him and an alien voice rang through the loud speaker. Even though he did not underst... | No, seriously, I am not making this shit up. I *did* plan on going to Vegas. I did *not* get there. There was some weird ass UFO shit and then Bill FUCKING Murray came out and explained it all.
No, I have never used mind altering drugs. No I was not drinking because no I was *not* in Vegas. No there is no history of f... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | The aliens were terrifying and bewildering; hulking behemoths and stalking predators, covered in barbed spines or gelatinous acidic ooze. John counted himself lucky to have been spared the combat events. He had watched though, as fight after fight ended in a rapid exchange of blows, the victorious monsters not even bre... | No, seriously, I am not making this shit up. I *did* plan on going to Vegas. I did *not* get there. There was some weird ass UFO shit and then Bill FUCKING Murray came out and explained it all.
No, I have never used mind altering drugs. No I was not drinking because no I was *not* in Vegas. No there is no history of f... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... | No, seriously, I am not making this shit up. I *did* plan on going to Vegas. I did *not* get there. There was some weird ass UFO shit and then Bill FUCKING Murray came out and explained it all.
No, I have never used mind altering drugs. No I was not drinking because no I was *not* in Vegas. No there is no history of f... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | No, seriously, I am not making this shit up. I *did* plan on going to Vegas. I did *not* get there. There was some weird ass UFO shit and then Bill FUCKING Murray came out and explained it all.
No, I have never used mind altering drugs. No I was not drinking because no I was *not* in Vegas. No there is no history of f... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... | The aliens were terrifying and bewildering; hulking behemoths and stalking predators, covered in barbed spines or gelatinous acidic ooze. John counted himself lucky to have been spared the combat events. He had watched though, as fight after fight ended in a rapid exchange of blows, the victorious monsters not even bre... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | The aliens were terrifying and bewildering; hulking behemoths and stalking predators, covered in barbed spines or gelatinous acidic ooze. John counted himself lucky to have been spared the combat events. He had watched though, as fight after fight ended in a rapid exchange of blows, the victorious monsters not even bre... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... | "Ladies and gentlemen! Triploids and trans-asexuals! Welcome to the 2301st Milkyway Endurance Olympics!"
Mike could not understand what was happening. But he was sure of one thing: he did not want to be here. He was just a fat dude living in his mom's basement. He did not have a job, he did not have friends, he was go... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | Her arms numb and skin torn, exhaustion emanated off her. Barely able to stand, she finished the grueling race second to last. She felt the disdain and mockery from other species, her soft meat useless next to their spiny exoskeletons. Even those who possessed similar bodies had some skill in the events, whereas she fa... | "Ladies and gentlemen! Triploids and trans-asexuals! Welcome to the 2301st Milkyway Endurance Olympics!"
Mike could not understand what was happening. But he was sure of one thing: he did not want to be here. He was just a fat dude living in his mom's basement. He did not have a job, he did not have friends, he was go... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | "Ladies and gentlemen! Triploids and trans-asexuals! Welcome to the 2301st Milkyway Endurance Olympics!"
Mike could not understand what was happening. But he was sure of one thing: he did not want to be here. He was just a fat dude living in his mom's basement. He did not have a job, he did not have friends, he was go... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | “I should've been training with these guys all along”, she thought to herself, “I would've won that gold medal in my sleep.”
Their strength was incredible. Easily twice that of a human. Having evolved on a world covered in arid desert, they needed almost no water and had stamina far beyond anything she had ever imag... |
Edit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron, and if I could, would take it back.
I apologise for not having watched the same cartoons as you did, growing up. | [WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best. | John Norman's current Monday was abysmally bad, even in the context of his life and his Mondays. The hot water was out in the building, his toaster practically incinerated his pop-tarts, his ex-wife "asked" for another hundred bucks to take his son to the renaissance faire (with the implicit threat that if he doesn't g... | Her arms numb and skin torn, exhaustion emanated off her. Barely able to stand, she finished the grueling race second to last. She felt the disdain and mockery from other species, her soft meat useless next to their spiny exoskeletons. Even those who possessed similar bodies had some skill in the events, whereas she fa... |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | My eyes opened. "What, this again?" | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Saved the world, lost myself. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Hold my beer, I'm going in. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | He cried. No remorse was felt. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Don't send flowers; They'll die too. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | "I hate those ducks you bought" | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | This wasn't mentioned in the data. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Landing is going to really hurt. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | I remember!You're my wife ! | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Sadly, we never could fight it.
Edit: Wow i wrote this in zen mode so I didn't read anyone else's stories. Needless to say I'm pretty embarrassed by what some of you could come up with in just 6 words, makes my story look simple. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | I walked among Gods. I'm back. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | We said "No." The world changed. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | This is not the full story. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | She was my light. It's dark. | Final sunrise. We kiss; we die. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | My eyes opened. "What, this again?" | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Saved the world, lost myself. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Hold my beer, I'm going in. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | He cried. No remorse was felt. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Don't send flowers; They'll die too. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | "I hate those ducks you bought" | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | This wasn't mentioned in the data. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Landing is going to really hurt. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | I remember!You're my wife ! | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Sadly, we never could fight it.
Edit: Wow i wrote this in zen mode so I didn't read anyone else's stories. Needless to say I'm pretty embarrassed by what some of you could come up with in just 6 words, makes my story look simple. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | I walked among Gods. I'm back. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | We said "No." The world changed. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | This is not the full story. | Her utterly horrified expression amused me. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | My eyes opened. "What, this again?" | He outran the pain, and road. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Saved the world, lost myself. | He outran the pain, and road. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Hold my beer, I'm going in. | He outran the pain, and road. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | He cried. No remorse was felt. | He outran the pain, and road. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Don't send flowers; They'll die too. | He outran the pain, and road. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | Landing is going to really hurt. | He outran the pain, and road. | |
[FF] Write a story with 6 words or less | I remember!You're my wife ! | He outran the pain, and road. |
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