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[WP] A genie offers you three wishes with a catch. Whatever you wish for will be granted three times over for your worst enemy. | When you come across an artifact straight from a fairy tale, it starts to give credence to everything else that's unseen. Though, sometimes those fairy tales get the real deal wrong.
Aladdin had it wrong. Three rubs and this thing didn't toot, didn't puff smoke, didn't make a noise. You get a little disheartened when... | "By rubbing my lamp you get three wishes, I'm sure you're aware of all of this but I am required by law to read the entire thing." the genie said looking up from the card. "Whatever you wish will be granted three times over to your worst enemy. Do you want to know who it is?" I look hysterically at the genie "not at a... | |
[WP] A genie offers you three wishes with a catch. Whatever you wish for will be granted three times over for your worst enemy. | When you come across an artifact straight from a fairy tale, it starts to give credence to everything else that's unseen. Though, sometimes those fairy tales get the real deal wrong.
Aladdin had it wrong. Three rubs and this thing didn't toot, didn't puff smoke, didn't make a noise. You get a little disheartened when... | After rubbing the lamp three times, smoke began to form and take shape of a man. Middle aged, kind of balding, baggy clothes. Not what I was expecting of a genie.
“Alright,” I said, rubbing my hands together. “Lemme get them wishes.”
“Ah, ah ah.” He replied, waving a finger in my face. “First, the details. Due to you... | |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | Paul pushed the winged man away from him, his black cloak billowing behind him in the ethereal breeze. He recognized the golden gates atop the fluffy clouds that symbolized heaven: this was exactly what he did not want. The winged man, an angel no doubt, swooped back down to grab the man before he could plummet to hell... | The tears were still rolling down his young face by the time the elevator reached the top floor. The clam shell doors opened to a bright, sunny vista teeming with cheerful faces and pleasant sounds. A man in a straw hat was sidling over to the little boy.
"Hello, young man! Welcome to your new home! You can have anyth... |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | The man wakes up and looks around the area confused. He looks over and sees a hooded person standing by a panel with 2 buttons on it. Upon further inspection of the panel he determines that one button says "Up" and the other says "Down".
He stands up and asks the person "Where am I?"
"You are currently in an el... | The tears were still rolling down his young face by the time the elevator reached the top floor. The clam shell doors opened to a bright, sunny vista teeming with cheerful faces and pleasant sounds. A man in a straw hat was sidling over to the little boy.
"Hello, young man! Welcome to your new home! You can have anyth... |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | "Look god I'm telling you, I can't enjoy heaven if I know there are people in hell"
"Thats not how heaven works, everyone enjoys heaven" the angel says to me
"Oh so you would mind control me to forget about everyone in hell? Or just make me not care any more!?"
"Thats... not how it works." The angel says
"Look I kn... | The tears were still rolling down his young face by the time the elevator reached the top floor. The clam shell doors opened to a bright, sunny vista teeming with cheerful faces and pleasant sounds. A man in a straw hat was sidling over to the little boy.
"Hello, young man! Welcome to your new home! You can have anyth... |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | "Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
Angel Ramsbottom wasn't pleased he was assigned plug in duty today but someone had to do it so he kept at it.
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Pl... | The tears were still rolling down his young face by the time the elevator reached the top floor. The clam shell doors opened to a bright, sunny vista teeming with cheerful faces and pleasant sounds. A man in a straw hat was sidling over to the little boy.
"Hello, young man! Welcome to your new home! You can have anyth... |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | Paul pushed the winged man away from him, his black cloak billowing behind him in the ethereal breeze. He recognized the golden gates atop the fluffy clouds that symbolized heaven: this was exactly what he did not want. The winged man, an angel no doubt, swooped back down to grab the man before he could plummet to hell... | She looked over her book closely, rubbing her temples in frustration. Humans had iPads and Google, but it was insisted she do things according to tradition. They made exceptions for so many things over the years, but this was one they refused to budge on. So here she was, stuck searching through a gigantic tome of name... |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | The man wakes up and looks around the area confused. He looks over and sees a hooded person standing by a panel with 2 buttons on it. Upon further inspection of the panel he determines that one button says "Up" and the other says "Down".
He stands up and asks the person "Where am I?"
"You are currently in an el... | She looked over her book closely, rubbing her temples in frustration. Humans had iPads and Google, but it was insisted she do things according to tradition. They made exceptions for so many things over the years, but this was one they refused to budge on. So here she was, stuck searching through a gigantic tome of name... |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | "Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
Angel Ramsbottom wasn't pleased he was assigned plug in duty today but someone had to do it so he kept at it.
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Pl... | She looked over her book closely, rubbing her temples in frustration. Humans had iPads and Google, but it was insisted she do things according to tradition. They made exceptions for so many things over the years, but this was one they refused to budge on. So here she was, stuck searching through a gigantic tome of name... |
You can switch the gender of the person if you want. | [WP] A man refuses to go to heaven and demands from god to be sent to hell. | "Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
Angel Ramsbottom wasn't pleased he was assigned plug in duty today but someone had to do it so he kept at it.
"Welcome to heaven. Here's your plug. Plug in"
"Pl... | "Look god I'm telling you, I can't enjoy heaven if I know there are people in hell"
"Thats not how heaven works, everyone enjoys heaven" the angel says to me
"Oh so you would mind control me to forget about everyone in hell? Or just make me not care any more!?"
"Thats... not how it works." The angel says
"Look I kn... |
[WP] The cast of Finding Bigfoot actually find Bigfoot. | Christopher called out to the rest of the group, smile wide on his face.
"Just a little bit longer team, we're almost there."
Most of the team gave a small cheer. Rebecca didn't say anything. I can see a scowl on her face. This is *not* how it's supposed to be.
They hiked for another hour before stopping to eat lunc... | "What the hell is it?"
"Calm down, calm down. This is the real shit."
"What do you mean?! There isn't a real bigfoot, you dolt!"
"Well then what the hell is *that*?"
The apeman heard the two speaking, and rose to his feet. They were wrong about his size. His feet were huge, but proportioned to the rest of him. Roug... | |
We've all see the tags floating around pants pockets, in product boxes, and sticked to various things we buy. Tell us a story about one of these anonymous "Inspector #7" types. For an added twist, pick either 1914, 2014, or 2114 and be subtle about which one. Let us figure out which century you're from. | [WP] You are "Inspector #7" at a factory in either 1914, 2014, or 2114. Write about a disagreement with co-worker "Inspector #5" without overtly telling us which century you're from. | The conveyor belt drones on. Robotically the inspectors check their items.
Pick up, spin around, Set down, Repeat. A slight smog fills the room. The only sound, besides the mechanical tinkering of the conveyor, is heavy breathing. You've become accustomed to the flickering lights and the constant smell of oil. The sile... | “Hey Seven, would you take a gander at this?”
“Whatcha got, Five?”
“Well, this press just isn’t stamping the components right. I can’t send these out, they’re completely unacceptable.”
“They’re not that bad, look here.” Seven picked up the gear and wiped it with an oiled rag. “Once they go into finishing, the burrs ... |
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Blood cells, hormones, platlets, heart rate, bone growth, etc. | [WP] A superhero who's power is that he can control %100 of his body. | "Good evening, and welcome to 'The Superhero Decision', I'm your host Trent Anderson. Joining me tonight is a man you all know well, the multi-talented hero of Detroit, Evo. Evo, welcome to the program."
"Thank you, Trent."
"As you all know, Evo has been member of the Detroit Five for seven years now, but recently an... | Steve sat on his couch staring out into space. He looked down to his hand watch. It was getting late and Steve had spent the entire day on his couch. "People need food." he mumbled to him self. He got him self up using everything he had in his body. All he had left in his house were a few boxes of cereal. He took his f... |
[WP] After the apocalypse, the only remaining survivors are the residents of the Playboy Mansion. Describe civilization 500 years later. | Milly shivered in anticipation as she saw the pink box on her bed. It had finally arrived. The teen closed the door behind her and rubbed the goose bumps from her arms before reverently lifting the lid. She lifted her graduation outfit and held it over her hour-glass figure and turned toward the mirror. The green satin... | T
he cabin door opened. Two men walked in, brandishing weapons.
“Who the hell are you?” asked Bill.
Delilah lay behind him.
“We’ve come to rescue you,” said the first man. “We’re taking you to a city outside Los Angeles known as Free City. It’s safe there.”
Another man walked in. They all had on black military att... | |
[WP] There is a wall, and on that wall every 24 hours it will state 3 words that will happen to one of the many who visit it that day. | For years the wall has been more of a source of entertainment than a massanger of prophecies. The predoctionws were never specific and could mean anything. Inly sometimes you'd get something like "meet the one" or "win the loterry"
But this morning when the guard visited the wall before he opened the gate it said "all... | Visit this wall.
Mustard stains shirt.
Pills run out.
Free pizza slice.
Flight is delayed.
Too many candles.
Very last seat.
Fired on Tuesday.
Rain, bring umbrella.
Construction on 9th.
Cops show up.
Emily leaves you.
Congratulations, World Champions!
Book on sale.
They don't die. | |
[WP] There is a wall, and on that wall every 24 hours it will state 3 words that will happen to one of the many who visit it that day. | It just *happened*. Giant words in Hebrew just appeared on the Western Wall in Jerusalem. A custodian tried to scrub it off, but it was almost as if the stone itself had changed colors. All it said was "Come, my children." Of course, when the news got out, Jews swarmed towards the Holy Land, believing it to finally her... | Visit this wall.
Mustard stains shirt.
Pills run out.
Free pizza slice.
Flight is delayed.
Too many candles.
Very last seat.
Fired on Tuesday.
Rain, bring umbrella.
Construction on 9th.
Cops show up.
Emily leaves you.
Congratulations, World Champions!
Book on sale.
They don't die. | |
[WP] You live in a world where you can see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself, and one day people start being really nice to you. | Bob noticed a change in the way that people were treating him. It was subtle, but obvious. More help was being offered to do mundane tasks. His wife held him a little bit longer as he left for work. His kids talked in whispers in the other room and got suddenly quiet when he would enter. The youngest said, "Are you old... | 'Hmm. October 4th, 2014. Poor sap.' I thought to myself, looking at the said person. My neighbor or his family really didn't looked troubled, however. They must have prepared for it. After all, no one was really alerted by death at all.
I think I read a similar situation in a book. Was it a fantasy-adventure book? I ... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | It never used to be this bad, let me tell ya.
Back in the day, the capes, they all had a code, truth, justice, American way, all of that nonsense. Never thought much of it until it fell by the wayside, but it’s pretty easy to see these days it must’ve meant something. Or hell, maybe this is just where it was always le... | I stepped out of the taxi into a deep puddle in the gutter outside my townhouse. A brisk spring shower made it the perfect day for a funeral. I tipped the cabbie five dollars and sent him on his way to torment his next fare with strange food smells and troubling political views.
I threw up the beer and whiskey that rem... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | there was a man at my door, he told me he was selling newspapers, I told him I was already subscribed to the local paper and went to close the door, he didn't move, told me that I might want to have a look at today's headline, it read: "Mass Murder, Thousands Dead In Ensuing Rockslide from... Blast Radius... culprit...... | I stepped out of the taxi into a deep puddle in the gutter outside my townhouse. A brisk spring shower made it the perfect day for a funeral. I tipped the cabbie five dollars and sent him on his way to torment his next fare with strange food smells and troubling political views.
I threw up the beer and whiskey that rem... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | “Really? No deductible payments required? No out-of-pocket either?” Derek asked with a sense of disbelief.
“No, sir. I see from your file that the police report lists you as the victim, and for whatever reason management has waived your deductibles. We hope that this’ll get back on the road quickly.” The woman he kne... | I stepped out of the taxi into a deep puddle in the gutter outside my townhouse. A brisk spring shower made it the perfect day for a funeral. I tipped the cabbie five dollars and sent him on his way to torment his next fare with strange food smells and troubling political views.
I threw up the beer and whiskey that rem... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | there was a man at my door, he told me he was selling newspapers, I told him I was already subscribed to the local paper and went to close the door, he didn't move, told me that I might want to have a look at today's headline, it read: "Mass Murder, Thousands Dead In Ensuing Rockslide from... Blast Radius... culprit...... | Ronald rubbed his eyes sleepily as the squad car dropped him off at home. It'd been a long day, he'd just been driving home when he passed by the National Bank in Elderhelm City. An explosion went off, and he saw him! The Prankster, one of the most sadistic and psychotic villains to even walk the streets running across... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | “Really? No deductible payments required? No out-of-pocket either?” Derek asked with a sense of disbelief.
“No, sir. I see from your file that the police report lists you as the victim, and for whatever reason management has waived your deductibles. We hope that this’ll get back on the road quickly.” The woman he kne... | Ronald rubbed his eyes sleepily as the squad car dropped him off at home. It'd been a long day, he'd just been driving home when he passed by the National Bank in Elderhelm City. An explosion went off, and he saw him! The Prankster, one of the most sadistic and psychotic villains to even walk the streets running across... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | there was a man at my door, he told me he was selling newspapers, I told him I was already subscribed to the local paper and went to close the door, he didn't move, told me that I might want to have a look at today's headline, it read: "Mass Murder, Thousands Dead In Ensuing Rockslide from... Blast Radius... culprit...... | When I walked through my front door, I knew he was around. There was an unfamiliar smell. Sure enough when I crossed the threshold into the living room, Patrick was sitting on my sofa, hiccuping and clutching a bottle of a pungent clear liquor in his hand. I tried my best to lighten the mood.
"Hey Patty-boy! Whatcha d... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | “Really? No deductible payments required? No out-of-pocket either?” Derek asked with a sense of disbelief.
“No, sir. I see from your file that the police report lists you as the victim, and for whatever reason management has waived your deductibles. We hope that this’ll get back on the road quickly.” The woman he kne... | The phone buzzed in my pocket as I unlocked the door and I ignored it. Probably another TV show who wanted an interview. There had been a couple already. They all wanted to interview me for just doing my job. Just for getting in a few lucky shoot and take down the bastard and take a gang of crazies. Villains where not... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | "He loved me, did you knew that?" - Charlie Roberts, most commonlly known as Ice Savior told me between sobs and tequila shots. -"We where in this together. Alejandro, umm... Tarantulaman knew how I always craved the attention, and how my super powers lasted for the small and unfair of amount of time that they did. "
... | The phone buzzed in my pocket as I unlocked the door and I ignored it. Probably another TV show who wanted an interview. There had been a couple already. They all wanted to interview me for just doing my job. Just for getting in a few lucky shoot and take down the bastard and take a gang of crazies. Villains where not... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | After the medal ceremony, there was the reception. Then there was the receiving of the key to the city. Then there was the handshakes, and the baby-forehead-kissing, and the speeches. And then I went home, 72 hours after accidentally feeding The Destructonaut peanut butter French toast instead of chocolate at the Denny... | The phone buzzed in my pocket as I unlocked the door and I ignored it. Probably another TV show who wanted an interview. There had been a couple already. They all wanted to interview me for just doing my job. Just for getting in a few lucky shoot and take down the bastard and take a gang of crazies. Villains where not... | |
[WP] A man accidentally kills his town's most psychotic supervillian; he then finds his town's superhero, drunk and in tears, at his house a couple of days later. | “Really? No deductible payments required? No out-of-pocket either?” Derek asked with a sense of disbelief.
“No, sir. I see from your file that the police report lists you as the victim, and for whatever reason management has waived your deductibles. We hope that this’ll get back on the road quickly.” The woman he kne... | It never used to be this bad, let me tell ya.
Back in the day, the capes, they all had a code, truth, justice, American way, all of that nonsense. Never thought much of it until it fell by the wayside, but it’s pretty easy to see these days it must’ve meant something. Or hell, maybe this is just where it was always le... | |
[WP] You are trying to play chess, but the pieces keep telling you which moves they think are better. | "Yeah, we talk, so what? Shouldn't this make your life easier to have experience from the field?"
Well, fuck. I don't know, you're the black king, maybe? As a piece? Plastic isn't normally sentient? This is what I was confronted with upon sitting down to play my second round of my local open for 2014. I was destroyed ... | "Alright," I murmur to myself, getting into the zone. "Let's go for a Scholar's Mate. Quick, painless. This kid won't see it coming..."
The little kid across the table from me strained to hear what I was mumbling- but even if he did he wouldn't know what I was saying, would he? How would this scrub know what a scholar... | |
[WP] You can't die until your name is spoken for the last time. | I never should have spoken to the damn gypsy.
That’s really where the problems started. That’s the reason for why I’m stuck here now, naked and wandering somewhere between the Andromeda Galaxy and the Triangulum Galaxy. At least I didn’t wander into a star or a black hole yet, so I can enjoy the visuals. I’m sure i... | "Today, we will remember the death of a loved one. Timothy wouldn't want us to mourn his death, but to remember his acts and life. Every one of us sitting in this room today have been affected, and have affected this great man." The man paused to wipe a tear.
"Sadly, we have to say goodbye to him, last week."
Timoth... | |
[WP] You can't die until your name is spoken for the last time. | Thooduno Thooduno Thooduno. Uuduno Uuduno Uuduno. Vuduno Vuduno Vuduno. Oh hello. Sorry don't mind me. Listen, its a bit of a story to explain what I'm doing so maybe... okay sure, I've got time. Some time ago, I crossed my village's oracle. I stole a little idol from her hut. She had like 80, I didn't think she'd noti... | "Today, we will remember the death of a loved one. Timothy wouldn't want us to mourn his death, but to remember his acts and life. Every one of us sitting in this room today have been affected, and have affected this great man." The man paused to wipe a tear.
"Sadly, we have to say goodbye to him, last week."
Timoth... | |
[WP] A prepper and his family evacuated to a remote bug out location. 12 months later and supplies running low he risks venturing into the outside world only to discover he has made the biggest mistake of his life. | Kate warily opened the vault door, steeling herself for anything that might await her on the other side. They had all heard the screams, the rumbling, the deafening crashes for months on end. Who knew what would still be out there, one year after the apocalypse?
Still, they no longer had a choice. Food was running out... | What's a prepper | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | - Agh, it's been ages since I've actually talked to anyone, and I don't really think anyone likes me... What can I do..?
- OH! I know! I found a tutorial online on how to make friends! This surely should help me out!
- So here it says "light 6 candles, 5 in a circle, and one in the center", and there we g-
*suddenly... |
I know you don't want to be picked last again, so what do ya say, maybe Ryan over there will get into an accident." Laraxes spoke gently.
"NO!" Caleb hissed. Indeed when it came to picking teams, it always came down to him and Ryan.
"Leave him be Laraxes. Do you have to come with me to school? On my spelling test?
... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Luna took out the homemade Ouija board she had been crafting for the past week. *Not the most conventional method of making friends...* she thought. She didn't have much choice, though. Her parents had divorced, her dad moving up into the reclusive mountains. This is where she was to spend her summer.
She was only si... |
I know you don't want to be picked last again, so what do ya say, maybe Ryan over there will get into an accident." Laraxes spoke gently.
"NO!" Caleb hissed. Indeed when it came to picking teams, it always came down to him and Ryan.
"Leave him be Laraxes. Do you have to come with me to school? On my spelling test?
... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The man felt a shiver run down his spine as he walked down the road, forcing him to stop midstep. He turned around to see a being in the darkness. In the dim light he could only make out the silhouette, but if the hair was anything to go by then it was female. He glanced at it fearfully, looking around for any onlooker... |
I know you don't want to be picked last again, so what do ya say, maybe Ryan over there will get into an accident." Laraxes spoke gently.
"NO!" Caleb hissed. Indeed when it came to picking teams, it always came down to him and Ryan.
"Leave him be Laraxes. Do you have to come with me to school? On my spelling test?
... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Marcus tightened his grip on the steering wheel and felt the rubber flex under his palms. A bead of sweat found its way down its nose and he spat the salty foam over the windshield. "Oh, come on!" he screamed, stomping at the interior of the car. He watched the traffic lights like a hawk and as soon as they changed, th... |
I know you don't want to be picked last again, so what do ya say, maybe Ryan over there will get into an accident." Laraxes spoke gently.
"NO!" Caleb hissed. Indeed when it came to picking teams, it always came down to him and Ryan.
"Leave him be Laraxes. Do you have to come with me to school? On my spelling test?
... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... |
I know you don't want to be picked last again, so what do ya say, maybe Ryan over there will get into an accident." Laraxes spoke gently.
"NO!" Caleb hissed. Indeed when it came to picking teams, it always came down to him and Ryan.
"Leave him be Laraxes. Do you have to come with me to school? On my spelling test?
... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... |
I know you don't want to be picked last again, so what do ya say, maybe Ryan over there will get into an accident." Laraxes spoke gently.
"NO!" Caleb hissed. Indeed when it came to picking teams, it always came down to him and Ryan.
"Leave him be Laraxes. Do you have to come with me to school? On my spelling test?
... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | - Agh, it's been ages since I've actually talked to anyone, and I don't really think anyone likes me... What can I do..?
- OH! I know! I found a tutorial online on how to make friends! This surely should help me out!
- So here it says "light 6 candles, 5 in a circle, and one in the center", and there we g-
*suddenly... | Oh demon, you are so red. Come cheer me up with your redness. | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Luna took out the homemade Ouija board she had been crafting for the past week. *Not the most conventional method of making friends...* she thought. She didn't have much choice, though. Her parents had divorced, her dad moving up into the reclusive mountains. This is where she was to spend her summer.
She was only si... | Oh demon, you are so red. Come cheer me up with your redness. | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The man felt a shiver run down his spine as he walked down the road, forcing him to stop midstep. He turned around to see a being in the darkness. In the dim light he could only make out the silhouette, but if the hair was anything to go by then it was female. He glanced at it fearfully, looking around for any onlooker... | Oh demon, you are so red. Come cheer me up with your redness. | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Marcus tightened his grip on the steering wheel and felt the rubber flex under his palms. A bead of sweat found its way down its nose and he spat the salty foam over the windshield. "Oh, come on!" he screamed, stomping at the interior of the car. He watched the traffic lights like a hawk and as soon as they changed, th... | Oh demon, you are so red. Come cheer me up with your redness. | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | Oh demon, you are so red. Come cheer me up with your redness. | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | Oh demon, you are so red. Come cheer me up with your redness. | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | The scent of incense and blood hang heavy in the air, copper and sandalwood somehow complementing one another. My low and urgent chanting quickens as I feel a rising tension in the air. The candle flames shift from yellow to blue, and then into dancing pits of blackness.
With anxious precision, I smear the last symb... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | The scent of incense and blood hang heavy in the air, copper and sandalwood somehow complementing one another. My low and urgent chanting quickens as I feel a rising tension in the air. The candle flames shift from yellow to blue, and then into dancing pits of blackness.
With anxious precision, I smear the last symb... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Luna took out the homemade Ouija board she had been crafting for the past week. *Not the most conventional method of making friends...* she thought. She didn't have much choice, though. Her parents had divorced, her dad moving up into the reclusive mountains. This is where she was to spend her summer.
She was only si... | Cecilia stood in the dingy basement, staring at her handiwork. She ran through her check-list one last time. *"Nine-point star inscribed in a chalk circle, check. Iron filings along the circumference, check. Water in half of a hollowed gourd on the mantle, check. Chalk star sprinkled with powdered yew bark, check. Bees... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The man felt a shiver run down his spine as he walked down the road, forcing him to stop midstep. He turned around to see a being in the darkness. In the dim light he could only make out the silhouette, but if the hair was anything to go by then it was female. He glanced at it fearfully, looking around for any onlooker... | Cecilia stood in the dingy basement, staring at her handiwork. She ran through her check-list one last time. *"Nine-point star inscribed in a chalk circle, check. Iron filings along the circumference, check. Water in half of a hollowed gourd on the mantle, check. Chalk star sprinkled with powdered yew bark, check. Bees... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Marcus tightened his grip on the steering wheel and felt the rubber flex under his palms. A bead of sweat found its way down its nose and he spat the salty foam over the windshield. "Oh, come on!" he screamed, stomping at the interior of the car. He watched the traffic lights like a hawk and as soon as they changed, th... | Cecilia stood in the dingy basement, staring at her handiwork. She ran through her check-list one last time. *"Nine-point star inscribed in a chalk circle, check. Iron filings along the circumference, check. Water in half of a hollowed gourd on the mantle, check. Chalk star sprinkled with powdered yew bark, check. Bees... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | Cecilia stood in the dingy basement, staring at her handiwork. She ran through her check-list one last time. *"Nine-point star inscribed in a chalk circle, check. Iron filings along the circumference, check. Water in half of a hollowed gourd on the mantle, check. Chalk star sprinkled with powdered yew bark, check. Bees... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | Cecilia stood in the dingy basement, staring at her handiwork. She ran through her check-list one last time. *"Nine-point star inscribed in a chalk circle, check. Iron filings along the circumference, check. Water in half of a hollowed gourd on the mantle, check. Chalk star sprinkled with powdered yew bark, check. Bees... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Luna took out the homemade Ouija board she had been crafting for the past week. *Not the most conventional method of making friends...* she thought. She didn't have much choice, though. Her parents had divorced, her dad moving up into the reclusive mountains. This is where she was to spend her summer.
She was only si... | Alarm clock. Stand up. Brush teeth. Shower. Dress. Drink coffee. Out the door. Walk to car. Drive to work. Get out. Walk to cubicle. Stare at computer. Pretend to care. Leave work. Make spaghetti. Watch TV. Fall asleep. Rinse. Repeat.
I couldn't tell you why I began going on all these weird occult websites. It broke... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The man felt a shiver run down his spine as he walked down the road, forcing him to stop midstep. He turned around to see a being in the darkness. In the dim light he could only make out the silhouette, but if the hair was anything to go by then it was female. He glanced at it fearfully, looking around for any onlooker... | Alarm clock. Stand up. Brush teeth. Shower. Dress. Drink coffee. Out the door. Walk to car. Drive to work. Get out. Walk to cubicle. Stare at computer. Pretend to care. Leave work. Make spaghetti. Watch TV. Fall asleep. Rinse. Repeat.
I couldn't tell you why I began going on all these weird occult websites. It broke... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Marcus tightened his grip on the steering wheel and felt the rubber flex under his palms. A bead of sweat found its way down its nose and he spat the salty foam over the windshield. "Oh, come on!" he screamed, stomping at the interior of the car. He watched the traffic lights like a hawk and as soon as they changed, th... | Alarm clock. Stand up. Brush teeth. Shower. Dress. Drink coffee. Out the door. Walk to car. Drive to work. Get out. Walk to cubicle. Stare at computer. Pretend to care. Leave work. Make spaghetti. Watch TV. Fall asleep. Rinse. Repeat.
I couldn't tell you why I began going on all these weird occult websites. It broke... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | Alarm clock. Stand up. Brush teeth. Shower. Dress. Drink coffee. Out the door. Walk to car. Drive to work. Get out. Walk to cubicle. Stare at computer. Pretend to care. Leave work. Make spaghetti. Watch TV. Fall asleep. Rinse. Repeat.
I couldn't tell you why I began going on all these weird occult websites. It broke... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | Alarm clock. Stand up. Brush teeth. Shower. Dress. Drink coffee. Out the door. Walk to car. Drive to work. Get out. Walk to cubicle. Stare at computer. Pretend to care. Leave work. Make spaghetti. Watch TV. Fall asleep. Rinse. Repeat.
I couldn't tell you why I began going on all these weird occult websites. It broke... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Luna took out the homemade Ouija board she had been crafting for the past week. *Not the most conventional method of making friends...* she thought. She didn't have much choice, though. Her parents had divorced, her dad moving up into the reclusive mountains. This is where she was to spend her summer.
She was only si... | - Agh, it's been ages since I've actually talked to anyone, and I don't really think anyone likes me... What can I do..?
- OH! I know! I found a tutorial online on how to make friends! This surely should help me out!
- So here it says "light 6 candles, 5 in a circle, and one in the center", and there we g-
*suddenly... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The man felt a shiver run down his spine as he walked down the road, forcing him to stop midstep. He turned around to see a being in the darkness. In the dim light he could only make out the silhouette, but if the hair was anything to go by then it was female. He glanced at it fearfully, looking around for any onlooker... | - Agh, it's been ages since I've actually talked to anyone, and I don't really think anyone likes me... What can I do..?
- OH! I know! I found a tutorial online on how to make friends! This surely should help me out!
- So here it says "light 6 candles, 5 in a circle, and one in the center", and there we g-
*suddenly... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Marcus tightened his grip on the steering wheel and felt the rubber flex under his palms. A bead of sweat found its way down its nose and he spat the salty foam over the windshield. "Oh, come on!" he screamed, stomping at the interior of the car. He watched the traffic lights like a hawk and as soon as they changed, th... | - Agh, it's been ages since I've actually talked to anyone, and I don't really think anyone likes me... What can I do..?
- OH! I know! I found a tutorial online on how to make friends! This surely should help me out!
- So here it says "light 6 candles, 5 in a circle, and one in the center", and there we g-
*suddenly... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | - Agh, it's been ages since I've actually talked to anyone, and I don't really think anyone likes me... What can I do..?
- OH! I know! I found a tutorial online on how to make friends! This surely should help me out!
- So here it says "light 6 candles, 5 in a circle, and one in the center", and there we g-
*suddenly... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | - Agh, it's been ages since I've actually talked to anyone, and I don't really think anyone likes me... What can I do..?
- OH! I know! I found a tutorial online on how to make friends! This surely should help me out!
- So here it says "light 6 candles, 5 in a circle, and one in the center", and there we g-
*suddenly... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | It's lonely at the top. I've managed to conquer all of civilization, I've ground my enemies into dust under my heel. And yet sometimes the screams echoing down the halls of my torture chambers barely manages to crack my despair. My officers are of course unaware, I try to put on a brave face for them lest they see weak... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | I sat alone, bathed in the warm candlelight. That night was the night, the one I had been preparing myself for year after year. Everything was finally in its proper place, and not without great effort. I went through everything one last time, concentrating with all my might to bring back every little detail to the fron... | It's lonely at the top. I've managed to conquer all of civilization, I've ground my enemies into dust under my heel. And yet sometimes the screams echoing down the halls of my torture chambers barely manages to crack my despair. My officers are of course unaware, I try to put on a brave face for them lest they see weak... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | It's lonely at the top. I've managed to conquer all of civilization, I've ground my enemies into dust under my heel. And yet sometimes the screams echoing down the halls of my torture chambers barely manages to crack my despair. My officers are of course unaware, I try to put on a brave face for them lest they see weak... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The bones of a black cat, graveyard dirt and an old polaroid of himself. An odd list of ingredients, diligently placed inside an old pine box. The crossroads were bathed in the glow of a crescent moon, the yarrow flowers reflecting its soft light. He was ready.
"Et ad congregandum...eos coram me" he muttered, the anc... | It's lonely at the top. I've managed to conquer all of civilization, I've ground my enemies into dust under my heel. And yet sometimes the screams echoing down the halls of my torture chambers barely manages to crack my despair. My officers are of course unaware, I try to put on a brave face for them lest they see weak... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | There he was. I still couldn't believe it.
A colossal being, he stood towering over me, a giant, his legs as thick as trunks and as long as I was tall. His flesh was made of a thick black mist, wisps of it circled him, shrouding him, concealing him. He looked almost like he was part of the darkness that filled the sma... | It's lonely at the top. I've managed to conquer all of civilization, I've ground my enemies into dust under my heel. And yet sometimes the screams echoing down the halls of my torture chambers barely manages to crack my despair. My officers are of course unaware, I try to put on a brave face for them lest they see weak... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | “More Nachos Azgal?” said Bryan as he opened the microwave door. Azgal pulled down his shades and in a state of nocturnal awareness said “Hell yeah” as Bryan smothered the tortilla chips in cheese. The ding of the microwave triggered Azgal to scramble to the kitchen where he pushed Bryan aside and crammed the nachos do... | It's lonely at the top. I've managed to conquer all of civilization, I've ground my enemies into dust under my heel. And yet sometimes the screams echoing down the halls of my torture chambers barely manages to crack my despair. My officers are of course unaware, I try to put on a brave face for them lest they see weak... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | It's lonely at the top. I've managed to conquer all of civilization, I've ground my enemies into dust under my heel. And yet sometimes the screams echoing down the halls of my torture chambers barely manages to crack my despair. My officers are of course unaware, I try to put on a brave face for them lest they see weak... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | Luna took out the homemade Ouija board she had been crafting for the past week. *Not the most conventional method of making friends...* she thought. She didn't have much choice, though. Her parents had divorced, her dad moving up into the reclusive mountains. This is where she was to spend her summer.
She was only si... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | Luna took out the homemade Ouija board she had been crafting for the past week. *Not the most conventional method of making friends...* she thought. She didn't have much choice, though. Her parents had divorced, her dad moving up into the reclusive mountains. This is where she was to spend her summer.
She was only si... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | The man felt a shiver run down his spine as he walked down the road, forcing him to stop midstep. He turned around to see a being in the darkness. In the dim light he could only make out the silhouette, but if the hair was anything to go by then it was female. He glanced at it fearfully, looking around for any onlooker... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | The man felt a shiver run down his spine as he walked down the road, forcing him to stop midstep. He turned around to see a being in the darkness. In the dim light he could only make out the silhouette, but if the hair was anything to go by then it was female. He glanced at it fearfully, looking around for any onlooker... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The basement is dark, the only light is provided by the candles that are placed precisely at each point on the circle. Jacob finishes the incantation and stares at the center of the circle watching as a demon slowly rises through the floor. First, he sees the horns. Two on either side of the demon's head, slightly cur... | Marcus tightened his grip on the steering wheel and felt the rubber flex under his palms. A bead of sweat found its way down its nose and he spat the salty foam over the windshield. "Oh, come on!" he screamed, stomping at the interior of the car. He watched the traffic lights like a hawk and as soon as they changed, th... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | Marcus tightened his grip on the steering wheel and felt the rubber flex under his palms. A bead of sweat found its way down its nose and he spat the salty foam over the windshield. "Oh, come on!" he screamed, stomping at the interior of the car. He watched the traffic lights like a hawk and as soon as they changed, th... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | I sat alone, bathed in the warm candlelight. That night was the night, the one I had been preparing myself for year after year. Everything was finally in its proper place, and not without great effort. I went through everything one last time, concentrating with all my might to bring back every little detail to the fron... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "Well son of a bitch, it finally worked" Leo muttered under his breath as the carefully drawn runes on the floor began to glow in shifting shades of iridescent blue and red. His marked pessimism had only grown stronger with age, and as the void wretched itself open, and two grisly claws began to emerge from the nether,... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | The bones of a black cat, graveyard dirt and an old polaroid of himself. An odd list of ingredients, diligently placed inside an old pine box. The crossroads were bathed in the glow of a crescent moon, the yarrow flowers reflecting its soft light. He was ready.
"Et ad congregandum...eos coram me" he muttered, the anc... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | There he was. I still couldn't believe it.
A colossal being, he stood towering over me, a giant, his legs as thick as trunks and as long as I was tall. His flesh was made of a thick black mist, wisps of it circled him, shrouding him, concealing him. He looked almost like he was part of the darkness that filled the sma... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | “More Nachos Azgal?” said Bryan as he opened the microwave door. Azgal pulled down his shades and in a state of nocturnal awareness said “Hell yeah” as Bryan smothered the tortilla chips in cheese. The ding of the microwave triggered Azgal to scramble to the kitchen where he pushed Bryan aside and crammed the nachos do... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | As the man finished his final intonation, the air itself seemed to invert on itself. The sacrifices, which had been so carefully arraigned, blubbered first with terror and then in simple unending agony.
The very air seemed to twist in on itself, and with an incomprehensible scream, unreality darkened and fused togethe... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | They say that to summon him, you need the blood of a hundred baby goats mixed with the sorrowful tears of a widow, and must sacrifice a six-year-old child on the altar to provide adequate sustenance for the devil's manifestation on this earth.
They're wrong. Because they don't get it like I do.
All you need to do to ... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "More tea Lucy?" The fallen angel sighed and reluctantly nodded. Brittney almost squealed at the interaction. Moving to Alaska with her parents, into her grannpappy's old house had left her without any friends to play with at the ripe age of 5.
Her father had insisted she read more to occupy her time, while he... | Beelzebub flashed into existence. He bellowed.
There was a stone floor. He spun around on all fours, tossing his head, searching. There was only smoky green light in every direction.
The room began to vibrate. A hazy figure became visible in the distance, a dark mass that stood and watched. Beelzebub charged.
Shatt... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | “More Nachos Azgal?” said Bryan as he opened the microwave door. Azgal pulled down his shades and in a state of nocturnal awareness said “Hell yeah” as Bryan smothered the tortilla chips in cheese. The ding of the microwave triggered Azgal to scramble to the kitchen where he pushed Bryan aside and crammed the nachos do... | I sat alone, bathed in the warm candlelight. That night was the night, the one I had been preparing myself for year after year. Everything was finally in its proper place, and not without great effort. I went through everything one last time, concentrating with all my might to bring back every little detail to the fron... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | I sat alone, bathed in the warm candlelight. That night was the night, the one I had been preparing myself for year after year. Everything was finally in its proper place, and not without great effort. I went through everything one last time, concentrating with all my might to bring back every little detail to the fron... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | “More Nachos Azgal?” said Bryan as he opened the microwave door. Azgal pulled down his shades and in a state of nocturnal awareness said “Hell yeah” as Bryan smothered the tortilla chips in cheese. The ding of the microwave triggered Azgal to scramble to the kitchen where he pushed Bryan aside and crammed the nachos do... | The bones of a black cat, graveyard dirt and an old polaroid of himself. An odd list of ingredients, diligently placed inside an old pine box. The crossroads were bathed in the glow of a crescent moon, the yarrow flowers reflecting its soft light. He was ready.
"Et ad congregandum...eos coram me" he muttered, the anc... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | The bones of a black cat, graveyard dirt and an old polaroid of himself. An odd list of ingredients, diligently placed inside an old pine box. The crossroads were bathed in the glow of a crescent moon, the yarrow flowers reflecting its soft light. He was ready.
"Et ad congregandum...eos coram me" he muttered, the anc... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | There he was. I still couldn't believe it.
A colossal being, he stood towering over me, a giant, his legs as thick as trunks and as long as I was tall. His flesh was made of a thick black mist, wisps of it circled him, shrouding him, concealing him. He looked almost like he was part of the darkness that filled the sma... | *Nothing bad could REALLY happen, could it? Nah,* I thought to myself as I scanned the shelves of the aisles of the massive library. I knew what I was searching for: a book on demonology. *Why not?,* I thought, *not like this stuff is for real, anyway. Just a bunch of old superstitious stuff.* I was bored out of my sku... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | “More Nachos Azgal?” said Bryan as he opened the microwave door. Azgal pulled down his shades and in a state of nocturnal awareness said “Hell yeah” as Bryan smothered the tortilla chips in cheese. The ding of the microwave triggered Azgal to scramble to the kitchen where he pushed Bryan aside and crammed the nachos do... | *Nothing bad could REALLY happen, could it? Nah,* I thought to myself as I scanned the shelves of the aisles of the massive library. I knew what I was searching for: a book on demonology. *Why not?,* I thought, *not like this stuff is for real, anyway. Just a bunch of old superstitious stuff.* I was bored out of my sku... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | As the man finished his final intonation, the air itself seemed to invert on itself. The sacrifices, which had been so carefully arraigned, blubbered first with terror and then in simple unending agony.
The very air seemed to twist in on itself, and with an incomprehensible scream, unreality darkened and fused togethe... | *Nothing bad could REALLY happen, could it? Nah,* I thought to myself as I scanned the shelves of the aisles of the massive library. I knew what I was searching for: a book on demonology. *Why not?,* I thought, *not like this stuff is for real, anyway. Just a bunch of old superstitious stuff.* I was bored out of my sku... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | They say that to summon him, you need the blood of a hundred baby goats mixed with the sorrowful tears of a widow, and must sacrifice a six-year-old child on the altar to provide adequate sustenance for the devil's manifestation on this earth.
They're wrong. Because they don't get it like I do.
All you need to do to ... | *Nothing bad could REALLY happen, could it? Nah,* I thought to myself as I scanned the shelves of the aisles of the massive library. I knew what I was searching for: a book on demonology. *Why not?,* I thought, *not like this stuff is for real, anyway. Just a bunch of old superstitious stuff.* I was bored out of my sku... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | *Nothing bad could REALLY happen, could it? Nah,* I thought to myself as I scanned the shelves of the aisles of the massive library. I knew what I was searching for: a book on demonology. *Why not?,* I thought, *not like this stuff is for real, anyway. Just a bunch of old superstitious stuff.* I was bored out of my sku... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "More tea Lucy?" The fallen angel sighed and reluctantly nodded. Brittney almost squealed at the interaction. Moving to Alaska with her parents, into her grannpappy's old house had left her without any friends to play with at the ripe age of 5.
Her father had insisted she read more to occupy her time, while he... | *Nothing bad could REALLY happen, could it? Nah,* I thought to myself as I scanned the shelves of the aisles of the massive library. I knew what I was searching for: a book on demonology. *Why not?,* I thought, *not like this stuff is for real, anyway. Just a bunch of old superstitious stuff.* I was bored out of my sku... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | “More Nachos Azgal?” said Bryan as he opened the microwave door. Azgal pulled down his shades and in a state of nocturnal awareness said “Hell yeah” as Bryan smothered the tortilla chips in cheese. The ding of the microwave triggered Azgal to scramble to the kitchen where he pushed Bryan aside and crammed the nachos do... | There he was. I still couldn't believe it.
A colossal being, he stood towering over me, a giant, his legs as thick as trunks and as long as I was tall. His flesh was made of a thick black mist, wisps of it circled him, shrouding him, concealing him. He looked almost like he was part of the darkness that filled the sma... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | There he was. I still couldn't believe it.
A colossal being, he stood towering over me, a giant, his legs as thick as trunks and as long as I was tall. His flesh was made of a thick black mist, wisps of it circled him, shrouding him, concealing him. He looked almost like he was part of the darkness that filled the sma... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | They say that to summon him, you need the blood of a hundred baby goats mixed with the sorrowful tears of a widow, and must sacrifice a six-year-old child on the altar to provide adequate sustenance for the devil's manifestation on this earth.
They're wrong. Because they don't get it like I do.
All you need to do to ... | As the man finished his final intonation, the air itself seemed to invert on itself. The sacrifices, which had been so carefully arraigned, blubbered first with terror and then in simple unending agony.
The very air seemed to twist in on itself, and with an incomprehensible scream, unreality darkened and fused togethe... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | As the man finished his final intonation, the air itself seemed to invert on itself. The sacrifices, which had been so carefully arraigned, blubbered first with terror and then in simple unending agony.
The very air seemed to twist in on itself, and with an incomprehensible scream, unreality darkened and fused togethe... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "More tea Lucy?" The fallen angel sighed and reluctantly nodded. Brittney almost squealed at the interaction. Moving to Alaska with her parents, into her grannpappy's old house had left her without any friends to play with at the ripe age of 5.
Her father had insisted she read more to occupy her time, while he... | As the man finished his final intonation, the air itself seemed to invert on itself. The sacrifices, which had been so carefully arraigned, blubbered first with terror and then in simple unending agony.
The very air seemed to twist in on itself, and with an incomprehensible scream, unreality darkened and fused togethe... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | Mitchell stared nervously at the pentagram on his bedroom floor. he made sure everything was perfect for his new visitor. After arranging all the materials, Mitchell stood on the northernmost corner and began reciting the incantation. The floor beneath him twisted and morphed into a fiery black pit. From the pit rose a... | They say that to summon him, you need the blood of a hundred baby goats mixed with the sorrowful tears of a widow, and must sacrifice a six-year-old child on the altar to provide adequate sustenance for the devil's manifestation on this earth.
They're wrong. Because they don't get it like I do.
All you need to do to ... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "More tea Lucy?" The fallen angel sighed and reluctantly nodded. Brittney almost squealed at the interaction. Moving to Alaska with her parents, into her grannpappy's old house had left her without any friends to play with at the ripe age of 5.
Her father had insisted she read more to occupy her time, while he... | Every step feels like a jump for the anticipation to come, practically skipping. Today is the day! The fingers dance on the kitchen table over the ingredients. A normal chef would have cinnamon, maybe some flour, not quite what this recipe entails.
On the table lie a series of grotesque and smelly body parts, satanic... | |
[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend. | "More tea Lucy?" The fallen angel sighed and reluctantly nodded. Brittney almost squealed at the interaction. Moving to Alaska with her parents, into her grannpappy's old house had left her without any friends to play with at the ripe age of 5.
Her father had insisted she read more to occupy her time, while he... | - Did you understand me? It just occured to me that you might not even speak my language.
- I UNDERSTAND. BUT YOU DO NOT.
- What do I not?
- I CAN NOT ACCEPT SUCH A DEAL. BEING LONELY IS NOT ENOUGHT TO SELL YOUR SOUL FOR. ONLY A SIMPLETON, OR A HARDCORE ATHEIST WOULD SIGN SUCH CONTRACT. ANY SOUL HAS TO BE GIVEN ... |
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