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[WP] A Soviet-era space ship has just crash landed in Central Park. Two Cosmonauts have stumbled out of the wreckage | **This is the first thing I've written in a while, and I'm not entirely satisfied with it. Criticism is welcome. **
**Also, feel free to correct any mistakes. I didn't proofread after typing it.**
***Word Count: 1310***
“TEN!”, the crowd roars, all at the top of their lungs. Hands are in the air, waiting for the mom... | Do you have a length preference?
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[WP] A Soviet-era space ship has just crash landed in Central Park. Two Cosmonauts have stumbled out of the wreckage | *CRASH*
A fireball erupts through the trees, as an aged space vessel collides with the earth. Men and women scream and run, and even the mime silently pretending to be stuck in a glass box just seconds before seemed to have found his voice again.
The ship finally came to a halt between old maples, which groaned at th... | Do you have a length preference?
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[WP] Write the most sarcastic and passive-aggressive resignation letter for an unfair employer | Chris,
Thanks for your time earlier. I'd love to apologise for things coming to a head, but apologies do not seem to be part of the team ethic here, regardless of who errs. And to err is human. Perhaps that's part of the problem - my humanity.
Since the increased employment of orcish soldiers, guards and indeed ev... | To the most esteemed team-manager in the literary world,
I sorely regret to inform you that I will be giving my 14 day notice to resign as of today's date.
I will miss the challenging and varying working conditions. I would always be thrilled to know whether I would be scanning books for history or scie... | |
[WP] Colossal gears grind and moan as they begin to turn into motion. A small light at the center propagates and begins to flicker. Your heart sinks. The Global Machine has been activated. | "Can I push the button yet?" A young boy pleads, sensing your project is close to completion.
"Not yet, Gabe. Go play, I'll let you know when it's ready, and then you can turn it on, ok?"
He runs off.
You've been working on this thing non-stop for months. It looks like a gigantic spheroid clock of some kind. Discard... | He is adding some final embellishments to a set of models, working intently beneath a large magnifying glass at his bench. A bit more sharpness to this one’s horn. A darker shade of orange for this one’s fire. This will be the most interesting set yet, he thinks. His mind wanders, imagining how he will reconcile these ... | |
Inspired by a dream I had the other night after seeing all the violence on the news lately | [WP] A supreme deity introduces a new rule for Planet Earth: every time an act of violence is committed, the perpetrator shrinks by a tiny fraction. Violent people gradually become tiny but there are other consequences... | This isn't good. This is really not good. I never should have driven this way.
My wife is pregnant, at 10 cm, and minutes away from having our son. My son. Because of her mis-shapen cervix she should have never been able to birth a child. But we were lucky, it means the world to us, to me, and because of that I chose ... | Who would've thought? Equal exchange makes plenty of sense. I give you two dollars for a pound of apples, if I'm lucky. If *you're* lucky I don't snatch my money back, threaten you, or recover it by force. Or, that's how it was twenty years ago.
It was funny because at first nobody really thought about what would go o... |
[WP] A splinter colony that began from deep space exploration has lost contact with all life for the last 10 years. Today they received a message. | “Sir, the probe has successfully passed through the asteroid belt, still no radio contact.”
The anxiousness in the mission control room was palpable, ordinarily a dozen people could be comfortably accommodated, but it was currently packed with the president, senators, scientists, and the military brass. The temperatur... | Jonas sat on the hill, watching the sheep idly cropping the short grass, searching for sweet clover or the blue-green broadleafs native plant that they had taken such a fondness to.
He'd never known another life; Earth was, to him, a legend and a dream. It was a place that existed for his grandfather in memory, for hi... | |
[WP] A splinter colony that began from deep space exploration has lost contact with all life for the last 10 years. Today they received a message. | They had built up this land with only their wits and what few supplies remained after the arduous journey. Though the exodus had left many weak, all effort was made to carve out a new life on this planet. In their hurry a few bags of ricewheat seeds had been brought but by some miracle they flourished in the alien soil... | Jonas sat on the hill, watching the sheep idly cropping the short grass, searching for sweet clover or the blue-green broadleafs native plant that they had taken such a fondness to.
He'd never known another life; Earth was, to him, a legend and a dream. It was a place that existed for his grandfather in memory, for hi... | |
[WP] Every lie you tell spawns a corresponding truth in another universe. One lie in particular has snowballed into something so momentous, that an envoy is sent from that universe to confront you. | “You were masturbating”
“No I wasn’t”
“Yes, you were. It’s ok, just go in there and tell your mother the truth”
“I wasn’t masturbating”
Landon stood his ground. The past five minutes had been a blur. It started normally, with him masturbating after school. Then, the worst happened. His mother walked in and saw... | "I've abused a lot of things in my short time being alive. I'm not even a quarter-century old, and I have lied to a lot of people. My self-defense mechanism is to lie. Lie about what I am doing, lie about what I'm going to do, lie about what I've already done. Who will care, who will honestly care that I lied? It's a n... | |
[WP] Every lie you tell spawns a corresponding truth in another universe. One lie in particular has snowballed into something so momentous, that an envoy is sent from that universe to confront you. | "Haha, I'm busy destroying the universe right now." I quipped as Sarah kept trying to get me to leave the house. We finished up our small talk and I was finally able to return to the computer when I my doorbell rang.
There's no way she showed up here to get me out herself I thought as I made my way to the door.
There... | "Im not a liar. No really."
*Was that pause noticable? Shit probably was, just roll with it, dont backtrack. *
I lean back to stall once again and let my eyes wander through my surrondings; to calm down and get my bearings, to find something to draw inspiration from. This uncomfortable room. Dim lights. Nineties furn... | |
[WP] Every lie you tell spawns a corresponding truth in another universe. One lie in particular has snowballed into something so momentous, that an envoy is sent from that universe to confront you. | "Haha, I'm busy destroying the universe right now." I quipped as Sarah kept trying to get me to leave the house. We finished up our small talk and I was finally able to return to the computer when I my doorbell rang.
There's no way she showed up here to get me out herself I thought as I made my way to the door.
There... | “This is bigger than you could have possibly imagined,” said the stoic man standing in front of them, “you don’t understand what you’ve done.”
“You’re right, I don’t,” Steven looked around at all the other patrons in the restaurant, and then across the table at his wife, Dawn.
He leaned in close to the man and aske... | |
[WP] A group of children find a weapon of mass destruction (a lost nuke buried in the dirt, a crate of nerve gas etc.) and think it is harmless. | It's a quiet afternoon on Mars. The TV announced that dust levels would be fairly low today, so I let the older kids go outside and play for once. Things are finally starting to settle down, it's been so chaotic since we adopted the new baby. But hey, inter-galactic peace is important, and the best way to achieve it is... | Carrie brushed the dust and dirt off of it, the bright colors on each panel of the cube mismatched and begging to be put in the correct order. She always had to have everything perfect, everything the way it was meant to be, and nothing could be left as it was. It wasn't really an obsession, she didn't think of these t... | |
[WP] In the future, wars are not physically fought, but decided through video games. | "Son, before you sleep, I'm gonna tell you a story about Emperors Day that's happening tomorrow."
"Long before you were born, after the carnage that was World War 3, the governments of the world decided that they wanted to shed all form of physical violence from this Earth. They have seen enough bloodshed and anguish ... | INT - WAR ROOM - MILTARY BASE, LOCATION REDACTED
Obama: Ugh, this spawnkilling fucktard! He keeps stopping our squads from infiltrating this-
Michelle: Uh, honey? Shouldn't you leave this to the actual strategists? They specialize in these types of situations.
Obama: Babe, the only thing I want more in this country ... | |
[WP] The monster under the bed wants to pursue a different career. | A tall man in baggy chinos and a wildly patterned polo shirt sat studying a resume at a heavy wooden desk. A pair of old-fashioned reading glasses rested on the bridge of his sharp, spindly nose. Across from him, filling the entirety of a large vinyl easy chair, was a squirming mass of glistening tentacles named Dave.
... | I sit down after a tedious day under the bed. My throne of crusty pillows reminds me of why I weep at night. I am an instrument of terror, I cause no joy, I lay and lurk for days on end, with my only friends; plot and ploy. To no avail, I sit here after a hard nights work, dusty and sticky from the children's ooze. It ... | |
[WP] The monster under the bed wants to pursue a different career. | Chief raised his dark green eyebrows in an expression of surprised anger. "What the hell Jake? Books? For children? You can't write childrens books!", he exclaimed. "We are the worst nightmare of every child. No parent would ever buy their child a book written by one of us. Can you even read and write?"
"I... But... I... | I sit down after a tedious day under the bed. My throne of crusty pillows reminds me of why I weep at night. I am an instrument of terror, I cause no joy, I lay and lurk for days on end, with my only friends; plot and ploy. To no avail, I sit here after a hard nights work, dusty and sticky from the children's ooze. It ... | |
[WP] The monster under the bed wants to pursue a different career. | Chief raised his dark green eyebrows in an expression of surprised anger. "What the hell Jake? Books? For children? You can't write childrens books!", he exclaimed. "We are the worst nightmare of every child. No parent would ever buy their child a book written by one of us. Can you even read and write?"
"I... But... I... | "What are you going to do?"
This is from my roommate, Ana, who has always been a girl that's a friend and never a girlfriend. She's really gorgeous, but that's part of the perks of being a love cherub.
"Tyson is grown up. Or at least outgrown the need for a monster under his bed. He's too worried about the real wor... | |
[WP] Scientists have developed a working teleporter and the ability to launch it further into space than ever thought possible. It is engineered to only become active when both sides are on a hospitable planet. Nobody ever believes anything will come of it and it is long forgotten until... | Jones was bored. He couldn’t figure out how getting a job at NASA could suck as much as this one did. He knew he should have been skeptical when the job posting only required a high school education. The job only had two rules: 1) Stay awake 2) Watch the indicator light. He was guilty of breaking the first rule more of... | Dr. Royce is nervous. I can tell by the slight furrow in her brow, her pursed lips, and the too-deliberate manner in which she watches the two dozen screens mounted to the curving wall. She pushes a button, and something hisses beneath my chair. The frame pivots and extends, stretching me into a standing position, my f... | |
[WP] Throughout the course of a seemingly normal story, the narrator is attempting to ask the reader out on a date | John Forth was a normal man. A very normal man, living a very normal life. He did everything normally. Every morning, he awoke normally, and then walked a very normal walk to his very normal bathroom. As he started as his normal face in the his normal-sized mirror, he thought about the things that normal people did. Wh... | I tried to forget the awful events that happened in the office that morning. “That hurtful bastard,” I kept stuttering under my strained breath. Pete would get what was coming to him and I was moving out, determined to escape it all. I picked up the phone and gave my real estate agent Daryl a call.
Later that after... | |
[WP] Throughout the course of a seemingly normal story, the narrator is attempting to ask the reader out on a date | John Sanders, Royal Marines Commando, honours, best in the force, yada yada yada. Heard it all before right? Yeah that's me, the guy from literally every single action book you've read in the past three years. That guy.
Anyways, I was on a mission in Iraq, totally covert, black ops the job lot.
Trudging through the d... | Dave Green was the best agent MI5 had ever had the good fortune of having at their disposal, which is why there had been no hesitation by the higher ups to have him on this vital mission to prevent a major terrorist attack in the nations capital, London. As agent Green walked into the lavish and exclusive Gordon Ramsey... | |
[WP] They came and tought us how to use tools. They came and tought us how to use fire. Now they are here again... | Long after the dolphins left, they were able to use the rich resources beneath Mars to develop a civilization much more to their liking. They had become complacent on Earth. Swimming carelessly in the ocean, following boats, jumping from the water when they needed the cool air against their perpetually smiling faces. S... | The Delegate came home, from Earth, with widened eyes and a glossy, far-away expression. His skin was grayish and practically translucent, his once form fitting uniform hung loose on his malnourished body.
He arrived in the capital, and was whisked away to a hospital, for treatment, which he refused. Time was of the e... | |
[WP] They came and tought us how to use tools. They came and tought us how to use fire. Now they are here again... | Hundreds of cameras pointed to the extraterrestrial standing at the center of the Assembly. Microphones bundled up near his mouth, and constant flashes randomly popping to hear his words. They had come a few days ago, and the massive ruckus created by their arrival threw everything into chaos. They had ordered, demande... | The Delegate came home, from Earth, with widened eyes and a glossy, far-away expression. His skin was grayish and practically translucent, his once form fitting uniform hung loose on his malnourished body.
He arrived in the capital, and was whisked away to a hospital, for treatment, which he refused. Time was of the e... | |
[WP] They came and tought us how to use tools. They came and tought us how to use fire. Now they are here again... | Hundreds of cameras pointed to the extraterrestrial standing at the center of the Assembly. Microphones bundled up near his mouth, and constant flashes randomly popping to hear his words. They had come a few days ago, and the massive ruckus created by their arrival threw everything into chaos. They had ordered, demande... | The time has come for us to visit humanity once again. As always, their progress has been interesting. When we set their evolution in motion, we had no inclination of what they might do with their fate, which was our intention. We gave them the capacity for brilliance and immense compassion and cooperation, but we pair... | |
[WP] They came and tought us how to use tools. They came and tought us how to use fire. Now they are here again... | They had come to our world, found us just slightly smarter than the average monkey, and taught us how to use basic hammers and sharpened sticks.
A few years later, they showed back up, and taught us how to use fire to light the night and cook our food.
“It appears the Earth ship is just a few months away and closing ... | It was a spark. An idea. It was an idea that sent ripples through the very fabric of mankind. The idea arrived not to one, but to all. Their intentions were clear. There was not a doubt in our minds that they have brought us nothing but advancements. Without them, we had no way of learning to do what we do. It had beco... | |
[WP] They came and tought us how to use tools. They came and tought us how to use fire. Now they are here again... | Hundreds of cameras pointed to the extraterrestrial standing at the center of the Assembly. Microphones bundled up near his mouth, and constant flashes randomly popping to hear his words. They had come a few days ago, and the massive ruckus created by their arrival threw everything into chaos. They had ordered, demande... | It was a spark. An idea. It was an idea that sent ripples through the very fabric of mankind. The idea arrived not to one, but to all. Their intentions were clear. There was not a doubt in our minds that they have brought us nothing but advancements. Without them, we had no way of learning to do what we do. It had beco... | |
[WP] They came and tought us how to use tools. They came and tought us how to use fire. Now they are here again... | Today, the skies are darkened by their ships again.
They were here before, twice. Twice they left us strange new revelations. It took us many, many cycles to understand their bizarre new ways, but we have adapted their "gifts" to our own lifestyle, and made things easier for us. Yet it also made us softer. Less li... | From the top of Mount Olympus two olympians were talking
"It is time"
"Are you sure they are ready, the last time we moved them to the next stage early Prometheus was tortured eturnally"
"And yet, we must. Without our intervention humanity will never go far enough, sure they will make small discoveries here and the... | |
[WP] They came and tought us how to use tools. They came and tought us how to use fire. Now they are here again... | Looking backwards, perhaps we should have known it would go wrong. After all, humans are inherently imperfect. Still, we believed their desire to help fellow mankind would be strong enough to overcome their lust for power.
The tools we gave them were intended to make life easier, not to be bastardized and misappropria... | From the top of Mount Olympus two olympians were talking
"It is time"
"Are you sure they are ready, the last time we moved them to the next stage early Prometheus was tortured eturnally"
"And yet, we must. Without our intervention humanity will never go far enough, sure they will make small discoveries here and the... | |
[WP] "You've got a lot of ----ing nerve to show up here after what you pulled, Koko." | "You've got a lot of fucking nerve showing up here after what you pulled, Koko," Alice mutters, flicking her lighter with a synthetic hand. She lights her cig and then tosses the lighter onto her desk and stares at her matte black surface level plating. Inscribed on the back of her hand is a small symbol, the head of a... | When the smell of it hits me, my body already knows what happened. I'm immediately hit with very real, very physical symptoms. Throat - bile, torso - sweating, breath - gone.
My brain refuses to believe it. It's been a normal day, I'm coming home from work, about to push open my front door.
My mind rushes to quell ... | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | Dear Diary,
Today was lonely again. Everyone is still dead. Its kinda boring. If I could only be Eddie Murphy and talk to animals then I might be a bit happier. Then again those animals were a little annoying. And so is Eddie Murphy. I don't like him. Fuck being him.
Until tomorrow,
Bye Diary | I looked over to the midst of the city. With the ruins of the buildings creating a post-tramatic scenery, the cars, trees and buses in flames, the tiny glimmer from the streetlamp flared a blinding light. If I squinted my eyes and focused, it looked like you phased in and out of the world, upon the reflective building... | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | Billy thought to himself quietly, and he hadn't much to think about. "What if there really is no one left? What would that make me?" he said, beginning to think aloud. "I don't think this is a situation anyone would want to find themselves in, but we might as well make the most of it. Why have you done this to me, G... | I looked over to the midst of the city. With the ruins of the buildings creating a post-tramatic scenery, the cars, trees and buses in flames, the tiny glimmer from the streetlamp flared a blinding light. If I squinted my eyes and focused, it looked like you phased in and out of the world, upon the reflective building... | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | I woke up to the warmth of the sun on my face. I had found accommodation in a huge loft somewhere in Manhattan. The streets were empty as always. I got dressed, even though that wasn't necessary anymore. But it gave me the feeling that it wasn't true. That there were more out there.
Once I stepped outside, the smell ... | I looked over to the midst of the city. With the ruins of the buildings creating a post-tramatic scenery, the cars, trees and buses in flames, the tiny glimmer from the streetlamp flared a blinding light. If I squinted my eyes and focused, it looked like you phased in and out of the world, upon the reflective building... | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | It had been months since everyone on Earth disappeared.
I’d woken up one day in a hospital bed, no real recollection of why I was there. The heart rate monitor beeped a slow and steady rhythm. The only sound I could hear.
Beep Beep. Beep Beep. Beep Beep.
A hospital should be a busy area. I’d broken my leg when I w... | I looked over to the midst of the city. With the ruins of the buildings creating a post-tramatic scenery, the cars, trees and buses in flames, the tiny glimmer from the streetlamp flared a blinding light. If I squinted my eyes and focused, it looked like you phased in and out of the world, upon the reflective building... | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | Billy thought to himself quietly, and he hadn't much to think about. "What if there really is no one left? What would that make me?" he said, beginning to think aloud. "I don't think this is a situation anyone would want to find themselves in, but we might as well make the most of it. Why have you done this to me, G... | Dear Diary,
Today was lonely again. Everyone is still dead. Its kinda boring. If I could only be Eddie Murphy and talk to animals then I might be a bit happier. Then again those animals were a little annoying. And so is Eddie Murphy. I don't like him. Fuck being him.
Until tomorrow,
Bye Diary | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | I woke up to the warmth of the sun on my face. I had found accommodation in a huge loft somewhere in Manhattan. The streets were empty as always. I got dressed, even though that wasn't necessary anymore. But it gave me the feeling that it wasn't true. That there were more out there.
Once I stepped outside, the smell ... | Dear Diary,
Today was lonely again. Everyone is still dead. Its kinda boring. If I could only be Eddie Murphy and talk to animals then I might be a bit happier. Then again those animals were a little annoying. And so is Eddie Murphy. I don't like him. Fuck being him.
Until tomorrow,
Bye Diary | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | It had been months since everyone on Earth disappeared.
I’d woken up one day in a hospital bed, no real recollection of why I was there. The heart rate monitor beeped a slow and steady rhythm. The only sound I could hear.
Beep Beep. Beep Beep. Beep Beep.
A hospital should be a busy area. I’d broken my leg when I w... | Dear Diary,
Today was lonely again. Everyone is still dead. Its kinda boring. If I could only be Eddie Murphy and talk to animals then I might be a bit happier. Then again those animals were a little annoying. And so is Eddie Murphy. I don't like him. Fuck being him.
Until tomorrow,
Bye Diary | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | I woke up to the warmth of the sun on my face. I had found accommodation in a huge loft somewhere in Manhattan. The streets were empty as always. I got dressed, even though that wasn't necessary anymore. But it gave me the feeling that it wasn't true. That there were more out there.
Once I stepped outside, the smell ... | Billy thought to himself quietly, and he hadn't much to think about. "What if there really is no one left? What would that make me?" he said, beginning to think aloud. "I don't think this is a situation anyone would want to find themselves in, but we might as well make the most of it. Why have you done this to me, G... | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | It had been months since everyone on Earth disappeared.
I’d woken up one day in a hospital bed, no real recollection of why I was there. The heart rate monitor beeped a slow and steady rhythm. The only sound I could hear.
Beep Beep. Beep Beep. Beep Beep.
A hospital should be a busy area. I’d broken my leg when I w... | Billy thought to himself quietly, and he hadn't much to think about. "What if there really is no one left? What would that make me?" he said, beginning to think aloud. "I don't think this is a situation anyone would want to find themselves in, but we might as well make the most of it. Why have you done this to me, G... | |
[WP] Everyone but you in the world is dead. | It had been months since everyone on Earth disappeared.
I’d woken up one day in a hospital bed, no real recollection of why I was there. The heart rate monitor beeped a slow and steady rhythm. The only sound I could hear.
Beep Beep. Beep Beep. Beep Beep.
A hospital should be a busy area. I’d broken my leg when I w... | I woke up to the warmth of the sun on my face. I had found accommodation in a huge loft somewhere in Manhattan. The streets were empty as always. I got dressed, even though that wasn't necessary anymore. But it gave me the feeling that it wasn't true. That there were more out there.
Once I stepped outside, the smell ... | |
I submitted this a bit earlier, but there seem to be some issue with comments not showing. :/ | [WP] One of your everyday household item is actually an alien. After studying this planet for a while, it's attempting to initiate first contact. | The door shut with a satisfying snick as Jason entered his apartment. Groaning, he pried his feet out of his stiff dress shoes and lifted his bag onto a hook which squeaked in protest. Relieved of his burden, Jason shuffled to his couch and sank into a deeply recessed impression. He stretched over to the side table to ... | The kettle boiled in the kitchen. Thomas groaned and pulled himself up off the couch.
“Mom,” he called, “your water is boiling.”
“What?” She yelled from what sounded to be the bathroom. Ignoring her, Tom meandered over to the kitchen and approached the stove.
“What the fuck?” he thought as he reached down to swi... |
[WP] A regular person refuses to become a superhero because.....? | Dear LA Times editor,
I know what you're thinking. That guy that got hit by a semi on I-10 and cut it in half lengthwise without moving an inch. That guy that started to run and shattered the sound barrier two seconds later. That guy that just looked up towards the sky one moment and was in it the next, leaving a s... | Another win due to his extraordinary skill.
Mike licked the cheeto dust from his bulbous fingers, sniffing loudly as he waited for to be connected to a new game. Suddenly, his screen flashed, changing to red and he narrowed his piggy eyes. Spam? A virus? Malware? Not with his top notch security software!
He leaned ba... | |
[WP] A person undergoes an experimental surgery that allows them to see for the first time in their lives. | When they put me under, nobody told me to count backwards from 100, or that my vision would go black. It was faster than falling asleep. In the weeks prior, my doctor said a lot of things about today, things like "experimental" and "potentially fatal." It was nothing like LASIK, where if the surgeon messed up I would n... | And he wondered about the red hat. When he was a very young boy, just before his accident, his father had taken him deer hunting, a mystical adventure that had required awakening before dawn, carrying weapons, and wearing a bright red hat for visibility, one that could be seen from distances of forever. This was May's ... | |
[wp] The apocalypse actually happened during the middle ages. The four horsemen, judgement day, everything, happened, and became known to history as the black death. Centuries later, God returns his attention to his abandoned creation and is surprised by what he finds there. | God returns his attention to earth finding that Pestilence has taken the name and has unleashed the plague to end all plagues. A self sustaining machine of stupidity that keeps masses docile, stupid, and tied to it. A single plague that has the capacity to create forever expanding adaptations and add-on's to this plagu... | Like a sandwich long forgotten in the refrigerator, God looks on at what we've become and holding his nose walks away pretending he never saw it, "I'll leave that one for Jesus to clean up." | |
[wp] The apocalypse actually happened during the middle ages. The four horsemen, judgement day, everything, happened, and became known to history as the black death. Centuries later, God returns his attention to his abandoned creation and is surprised by what he finds there. | God returns his attention to earth finding that Pestilence has taken the name and has unleashed the plague to end all plagues. A self sustaining machine of stupidity that keeps masses docile, stupid, and tied to it. A single plague that has the capacity to create forever expanding adaptations and add-on's to this plagu... | “Enough is enough,” thought Elohim. Seven centuries was plenty of time to get over a grudge.
The Father, Elohim, had given his son Jehovah all the space and time he would need to get over the loss of the children of earth. “It’s time to visit Jehovah and bury the hatchet.”
Jehovah had been the most vocal of advocate... | |
[wp] The apocalypse actually happened during the middle ages. The four horsemen, judgement day, everything, happened, and became known to history as the black death. Centuries later, God returns his attention to his abandoned creation and is surprised by what he finds there. | "Eww eww eww!" god shrieked.
"Deeeath get up here this instant."
and in literally one instant death was there.
"Whats wrong is the great enemy back."
God gazed at death with frustrated look. "Care to tell me what were standing over."
"Umm a planet."
"Which planet death."
"Looks like Ear.... oh." a sudden fla... | Corks popped around him as Michaels glass was filled with fizzing wine.
"Thanks everyone, but this is all down to the team, we couldn't have done this without any of you."
The institute had been scanning the skies for decades now, searching for any signs of life elsewhere in the universe. There were some who said it... | |
[WP] "You don't understand, this galaxy isn't even on the map." | "You don't understand. This galaxy isn't even on the map."
The captain leaned over my shoulder as she looked at my screen. The control room was dimly lit, as though by pre-dawn light and the air was still chilly as the ship finished heating up the habitable zones.
"How is that possible?" she asked. "The telescopes ma... | "you dont understand strife, this galaxy.. this place, its not even on a map"
"then where is it umi? surely we have to be somewhere.., anywhere.."
"you and i both came from earth, just from different time periods. you were at the beginning, and i was at the end. i was... a wanderer.. left behind by the fleeing helix ... | |
[WP] "You don't understand, this galaxy isn't even on the map." | "You don't even understand, this galaxy isn't even on the map."
"That doesn't mean its a good investment! Maybe there's a reason it's not on the map!"
I shook my head. Anderson could be so slow sometimes. "Exactly. We find out *why*, and then we go and fix it, and then we make a killing selling the planets!"
He snor... | "you dont understand strife, this galaxy.. this place, its not even on a map"
"then where is it umi? surely we have to be somewhere.., anywhere.."
"you and i both came from earth, just from different time periods. you were at the beginning, and i was at the end. i was... a wanderer.. left behind by the fleeing helix ... | |
[WP] "You don't understand, this galaxy isn't even on the map." | "You don't tell me what to understand, you tell me where to go. You're a navigator, remember?"
"Yes sir, I know that. Just as I know I'm the navigator; I know you're the 'commander' of this 'ship', the only other person aboard, horrible to talk to, and that we're about to blindly fly into an uncharted galactic system... | "you dont understand strife, this galaxy.. this place, its not even on a map"
"then where is it umi? surely we have to be somewhere.., anywhere.."
"you and i both came from earth, just from different time periods. you were at the beginning, and i was at the end. i was... a wanderer.. left behind by the fleeing helix ... | |
Optional brownie points: do not use christianity | [WP]: A man gets hit by a bus and discovers that there IS an afterlife. It is not the one of the religion he practiced | "Welcome, child! I am The Sun!"
"Yes, I can see that. So....you're God then?"
"Indeed, what you know as a god anyway. I am the divine personification of the life-giving star that orbits your Earth."
"Uh, actually, the Earth orbits you."
"Oh? You know this?"
"Yeah, we learned about that in 3rd grade. Someone figur... | It was quick. A flash of white and suddenly he stood out in a grassy field. The sky was odd. It seemed to be changing too quickly to be natural. Like it was sunny one moment, and could be cloudy or stormy the next. There was no rain though. Not here. A mountain range rose to his left, and a copse of pine trees grew to ... |
Optional brownie points: do not use christianity | [WP]: A man gets hit by a bus and discovers that there IS an afterlife. It is not the one of the religion he practiced | "Welcome, child! I am The Sun!"
"Yes, I can see that. So....you're God then?"
"Indeed, what you know as a god anyway. I am the divine personification of the life-giving star that orbits your Earth."
"Uh, actually, the Earth orbits you."
"Oh? You know this?"
"Yeah, we learned about that in 3rd grade. Someone figur... | It was a strange feeling Justin had. He knew he was laying on the asphalt, the hot tar burning a patch in his left ass cheek which for some reason was currently exposed, but despite knowing he was laying down, he felt like he was falling. He looked to the sky, clouds staying in their same positions instead of rising aw... |
[WP] June 14th, 2021, the day Canadians stopped apologizing. | > We're not sorry, not really.
> We have more resources, not our fault. They were here when we got here.
> We have more hockey players, not our fault. It's just mostly cold here.
> We have maple syrup, not our fault. There's just a ton of maple trees and we get bored.
> We have tons of fresh water, n... | Americans never understood why Canadians were so polite. They always said "sorry", or "I'm sorry". What the Americans never understood, was that for Canadians, "I'm sorry" meant a hundred different things. From "watch your fucking step" to "excuse me", I'm sorry had served Canadians well.
On June 14th, 2021 the day... | |
[WP] A "Judge" is automatically selected within a 1-mile radius of any crime that is committed. There are no requirements to become "Judge" and once one becomes it, their word is law until a "Criminal" has been chosen and a punishment has been given. | I stand in my cabin over the corpse of my former best friend. I had walked in on him and my wife cheating together back in the city. I had been filled with rage, but with the chip in the base of everyone's skull monitoring criminal activity there was nothing I could do. That is until I thought about the system, and how... | My watch blinks twice.
"A06-536 of District 13, you have been selected as Judge. Please follow the instructions given to your device's GPS". It's been a few years since the last crime in the district.
I check the message again. The GPS coordinates are easy to follow, I've been there before.
The shower section of t... | |
[WP] A "Judge" is automatically selected within a 1-mile radius of any crime that is committed. There are no requirements to become "Judge" and once one becomes it, their word is law until a "Criminal" has been chosen and a punishment has been given. | "Here you go," the man with the name tag of "Bryan" said to Lance. Bryan handed Lance a towel, a bar of soap (fancy soap with little bits of sand in it, Lance knew they had a name but couldn't remember), and a small bottle of shampoo. There was already steam pouring out of the shower room. "I'll be sitting out here, gi... | My watch blinks twice.
"A06-536 of District 13, you have been selected as Judge. Please follow the instructions given to your device's GPS". It's been a few years since the last crime in the district.
I check the message again. The GPS coordinates are easy to follow, I've been there before.
The shower section of t... | |
[WP] A "Judge" is automatically selected within a 1-mile radius of any crime that is committed. There are no requirements to become "Judge" and once one becomes it, their word is law until a "Criminal" has been chosen and a punishment has been given. | Fuck.
He just stepped out of the Chevron bathroom. Scrubbing his hands clean of her blood.
*why did she* ***always*** *insist on talking back, she made me do this*
Fuck.
It was over, she was dead and now he was searching for his next move. He rounded the blank concrete wall and came face to face with a cop drone.... | My watch blinks twice.
"A06-536 of District 13, you have been selected as Judge. Please follow the instructions given to your device's GPS". It's been a few years since the last crime in the district.
I check the message again. The GPS coordinates are easy to follow, I've been there before.
The shower section of t... | |
[WP] A "Judge" is automatically selected within a 1-mile radius of any crime that is committed. There are no requirements to become "Judge" and once one becomes it, their word is law until a "Criminal" has been chosen and a punishment has been given. | Fuck.
He just stepped out of the Chevron bathroom. Scrubbing his hands clean of her blood.
*why did she* ***always*** *insist on talking back, she made me do this*
Fuck.
It was over, she was dead and now he was searching for his next move. He rounded the blank concrete wall and came face to face with a cop drone.... | "Here you go," the man with the name tag of "Bryan" said to Lance. Bryan handed Lance a towel, a bar of soap (fancy soap with little bits of sand in it, Lance knew they had a name but couldn't remember), and a small bottle of shampoo. There was already steam pouring out of the shower room. "I'll be sitting out here, gi... | |
[WP] The world was saved by a twelve year old. It's been twenty years and the danger's never been seen since. What's a former savior to do? | Clarice had been called precocious. She’d been called a great deal of many other things, but that was what people always trundled back to, precocious. The strange thing about precociousness is that it cannot readily apply itself to adults. One cannot develop skills early when everyone else already had the same skills. ... | I sat patiently at my table. The whole convention was abuzz as Comic-Con was finally underway. Next to me sat some old wrestler named John Pina or something. The guy didn't really look Hispanic if you asked me.
I started slowly drumming my fingers on the table as I waited for the inevitable line. Over the years my fam... | |
[WP] The world was saved by a twelve year old. It's been twenty years and the danger's never been seen since. What's a former savior to do? | It was a pivotal moment in the history of humanity that no dramatization fully captures. Incomprehensibly advanced aliens parked their immense spacecraft in LEO, deployed holography satellites, and projected their leader's face into the sky over every major city.
It was interpreted as a challenge. To choose any mode o... | I sat patiently at my table. The whole convention was abuzz as Comic-Con was finally underway. Next to me sat some old wrestler named John Pina or something. The guy didn't really look Hispanic if you asked me.
I started slowly drumming my fingers on the table as I waited for the inevitable line. Over the years my fam... | |
[WP] The world was saved by a twelve year old. It's been twenty years and the danger's never been seen since. What's a former savior to do? | Ever since that fateful day when the fate of the world hinged on one persons actions she was treated as royalty. She was certainly a prodigy. She managed to hack into governments on the verge of nuclear annihilation of the entire species and stripped them of their power.
In a moment of silence, there was clarity. Gove... | I sat in my chair and looked down at the world I "saved". It looked ok from this side of my house. I liked it that way. But the smell of smog persisted, so I ran inside to get away from it. I saw what kind of house I lived in. It all relied on technology. Is this what I wanted? I was once a simple country boy running a... | |
[WP] The world was saved by a twelve year old. It's been twenty years and the danger's never been seen since. What's a former savior to do? | It was a pivotal moment in the history of humanity that no dramatization fully captures. Incomprehensibly advanced aliens parked their immense spacecraft in LEO, deployed holography satellites, and projected their leader's face into the sky over every major city.
It was interpreted as a challenge. To choose any mode o... | I sat in my chair and looked down at the world I "saved". It looked ok from this side of my house. I liked it that way. But the smell of smog persisted, so I ran inside to get away from it. I saw what kind of house I lived in. It all relied on technology. Is this what I wanted? I was once a simple country boy running a... | |
[WP] You come across two friends. They don't don't notice you. They are referring to each other by names that are not the names by which you know them. | I stooped behind the bushes and listened inconspicuously. "I knew these fuckers were spies" I said to myself. "All that 'Mother Russia' talk, all those little winks between the two of them". I quickly determined that the two men I had once known as "Todd" and "Rod", two men who I called my best friends, were not high s... | Can't... Go... To... Sleep...
I was suddenly awaken by quick, clumsy, scuffling feet in a cold, sticky sweat.
"Do you hear that?" says Thomas has he hurriedly walks past my bedroom door, shotgun in hand.
"We gotta find a way out of here, they're getting closer." responded James.
'Confused and exhausted, I try to ... | |
[WP] You come across two friends. They don't don't notice you. They are referring to each other by names that are not the names by which you know them. | Things had been looking up this past month, after joining a workplace funded club (there may have been "benefits" involved in order to get employees to enroll...), I met some new workplace friends (Wayne and Ted), started dating, etc. etc etc. the works.
Pondering as I snuffed out the ashes to my cigarette on the roo... | Arthur was walking down the busy street, satisfied with his purcahses. *This buttplug is going to fit so snugly in my bumhole* he thought to himself. He was ashamed of his fetish and consequently hadn't told a soul about it, apart from his now dead hamster.
As he headed towards the bus stop, he spotted some friends in... | |
[WP] You come across two friends. They don't don't notice you. They are referring to each other by names that are not the names by which you know them. | I stooped behind the bushes and listened inconspicuously. "I knew these fuckers were spies" I said to myself. "All that 'Mother Russia' talk, all those little winks between the two of them". I quickly determined that the two men I had once known as "Todd" and "Rod", two men who I called my best friends, were not high s... | Arthur was walking down the busy street, satisfied with his purcahses. *This buttplug is going to fit so snugly in my bumhole* he thought to himself. He was ashamed of his fetish and consequently hadn't told a soul about it, apart from his now dead hamster.
As he headed towards the bus stop, he spotted some friends in... | |
[WP] You come across two friends. They don't don't notice you. They are referring to each other by names that are not the names by which you know them. | I stooped behind the bushes and listened inconspicuously. "I knew these fuckers were spies" I said to myself. "All that 'Mother Russia' talk, all those little winks between the two of them". I quickly determined that the two men I had once known as "Todd" and "Rod", two men who I called my best friends, were not high s... | Things had been looking up this past month, after joining a workplace funded club (there may have been "benefits" involved in order to get employees to enroll...), I met some new workplace friends (Wayne and Ted), started dating, etc. etc etc. the works.
Pondering as I snuffed out the ashes to my cigarette on the roo... | |
[WP] You come across two friends. They don't don't notice you. They are referring to each other by names that are not the names by which you know them. | I was walkin' through the park on my way back to the villa when I saw my two buds Johnny Acorns and Vinny standin' by the corner. They din't see me so I tried to sneak up on 'em. You know, give 'em the drop. I was only a couple a feet behind 'em when someone grabbed me and pulled me into the bushes. When he put his... | Sidney walks down the street aimlessly in her yellow sunflower patterned summer dress and white sandals. She smiles as the wind blows her curly hair in all directions; it had been so long since she had been so carefree. Today was her day and she felt like she owned it.
It had been a rough few months between being evi... | |
[WP] You come across two friends. They don't don't notice you. They are referring to each other by names that are not the names by which you know them. | I was walkin' through the park on my way back to the villa when I saw my two buds Johnny Acorns and Vinny standin' by the corner. They din't see me so I tried to sneak up on 'em. You know, give 'em the drop. I was only a couple a feet behind 'em when someone grabbed me and pulled me into the bushes. When he put his... |
There I was, taking a little poop in the men’s room, when I saw two sets of feet enter the restroom and step up to the urinals.
There was a pair of black beach sandals that belonged to my friend Terry. And a pair of leopard-print cowboy boots that belonged to my friend Eugene.
“Christ on a cracker!” Eugene yelled, ... | |
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Edit2: this prompt as a horrible idea brb hugging my dog | [WP] Write from the perspective of a dog who thinks he is going to the park but is actually going to be euthanized. | Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a real firetruck once when I was a pup, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The humans got me going to this big green stretch where they run me around and there's other dogs I've gotta be nice to. It's har... | She wants me to get into the car. It's just so hard to walk to the garage. She picks me up. When did she get so much bigger than me? I remember seeing the top of her head when she sat in the backyard stacking twigs and leaves with her tiny hands. Ha ha, I wish I could know what she was doing then.
I bet we're going to... |
Edit: thanks for all the prompts
Edit2: this prompt as a horrible idea brb hugging my dog | [WP] Write from the perspective of a dog who thinks he is going to the park but is actually going to be euthanized. | We’re going to the park? Now?
Do we have to?
The couch looks so comfy, and I'm so tired that it feels like the energy is leaking out of my skin in a frightening way that I can’t explain, and why do I want to sleep all the time, can’t I just lie here and-
No.
Do it for her. We haven’t been in so long, not since the b... | She wants me to get into the car. It's just so hard to walk to the garage. She picks me up. When did she get so much bigger than me? I remember seeing the top of her head when she sat in the backyard stacking twigs and leaves with her tiny hands. Ha ha, I wish I could know what she was doing then.
I bet we're going to... |
Edit: thanks for all the prompts
Edit2: this prompt as a horrible idea brb hugging my dog | [WP] Write from the perspective of a dog who thinks he is going to the park but is actually going to be euthanized. | "Come on, Barkalomew. Go to the park?" Cynthia called. She tried to sound excited. Barkalomew raised his head slowly, looked toward the door, gave a weary woof, and slowly wagged his tail. It wasn't the energetic wave of a young dog. He barely had the strength to lift it from the sofa. "Come on, boy. Let's go to the pa... | She wants me to get into the car. It's just so hard to walk to the garage. She picks me up. When did she get so much bigger than me? I remember seeing the top of her head when she sat in the backyard stacking twigs and leaves with her tiny hands. Ha ha, I wish I could know what she was doing then.
I bet we're going to... |
Edit: thanks for all the prompts
Edit2: this prompt as a horrible idea brb hugging my dog | [WP] Write from the perspective of a dog who thinks he is going to the park but is actually going to be euthanized. | -sigh-
I wonder what time he'll be back. He always seems to go away forever, especially with his new friend. I guess he likes to spend time with her. I remember when he used to play with me everyday, we would go for walks it was so great...I guess I'm too slow now. Oh? The door? It must be him home finally! I better ge... | She wants me to get into the car. It's just so hard to walk to the garage. She picks me up. When did she get so much bigger than me? I remember seeing the top of her head when she sat in the backyard stacking twigs and leaves with her tiny hands. Ha ha, I wish I could know what she was doing then.
I bet we're going to... |
Edit: thanks for all the prompts
Edit2: this prompt as a horrible idea brb hugging my dog | [WP] Write from the perspective of a dog who thinks he is going to the park but is actually going to be euthanized. | Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a real firetruck once when I was a pup, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The humans got me going to this big green stretch where they run me around and there's other dogs I've gotta be nice to. It's har... | -sigh-
I wonder what time he'll be back. He always seems to go away forever, especially with his new friend. I guess he likes to spend time with her. I remember when he used to play with me everyday, we would go for walks it was so great...I guess I'm too slow now. Oh? The door? It must be him home finally! I better ge... |
Edit: thanks for all the prompts
Edit2: this prompt as a horrible idea brb hugging my dog | [WP] Write from the perspective of a dog who thinks he is going to the park but is actually going to be euthanized. | We’re going to the park? Now?
Do we have to?
The couch looks so comfy, and I'm so tired that it feels like the energy is leaking out of my skin in a frightening way that I can’t explain, and why do I want to sleep all the time, can’t I just lie here and-
No.
Do it for her. We haven’t been in so long, not since the b... | -sigh-
I wonder what time he'll be back. He always seems to go away forever, especially with his new friend. I guess he likes to spend time with her. I remember when he used to play with me everyday, we would go for walks it was so great...I guess I'm too slow now. Oh? The door? It must be him home finally! I better ge... |
[WP] A blind woman falls in love with a certain man and they marry. Years later an expensive treatment allows her to see again. Her husband is not what she expects. | She'd never told Peter about Delilah, and now she wonders why. Delilah with her doughy body and sparrow's chirp laugh. Delilah with her hair the colour of October sunlight (*how she had tried to memorize that shade*). Delilah, holding her as all the world went dark. Was it because she was ashamed, or had something ... | Everyone gathered around as the bandages were taken off Susan's eyes. Even before the final layers were unwrapped she could see the dim forms of her friends and family silhouetted against the window in front of her.
'Welcome!' they shouted as the bandage was finally lifted away. The room was dimmed and she'd been warn... | |
[WP] A blind woman falls in love with a certain man and they marry. Years later an expensive treatment allows her to see again. Her husband is not what she expects. | Kirby H. Valentine was not himself lately. He stared at his muddled reflection in the sink’s lukewarm water, picking apart his features between the suds. ‘Who is that old bastard?’ he whispered to himself. His wrinkled, weathered hands stared back at him in disbelief; each swollen, agitated ridge in each soggy, pissed ... | Everyone gathered around as the bandages were taken off Susan's eyes. Even before the final layers were unwrapped she could see the dim forms of her friends and family silhouetted against the window in front of her.
'Welcome!' they shouted as the bandage was finally lifted away. The room was dimmed and she'd been warn... | |
[WP] A blind woman falls in love with a certain man and they marry. Years later an expensive treatment allows her to see again. Her husband is not what she expects. | She wept.
As a teenager, she had gotten into a fair bit of trouble by checking out guys by groping them. It was only fair, she decided, since the seeing could do the same thing with their eyes with impunity. Why was she the only one getting into trouble? Sense discrimination.
Her husband was special. Most guys dr... | Everyone gathered around as the bandages were taken off Susan's eyes. Even before the final layers were unwrapped she could see the dim forms of her friends and family silhouetted against the window in front of her.
'Welcome!' they shouted as the bandage was finally lifted away. The room was dimmed and she'd been warn... | |
[WP] A blind woman falls in love with a certain man and they marry. Years later an expensive treatment allows her to see again. Her husband is not what she expects. | She'd never told Peter about Delilah, and now she wonders why. Delilah with her doughy body and sparrow's chirp laugh. Delilah with her hair the colour of October sunlight (*how she had tried to memorize that shade*). Delilah, holding her as all the world went dark. Was it because she was ashamed, or had something ... | I knew I wouldn't be able to see immediately. I knew it would take a lot of work, and I was even warned that I might feel overwhelmed. I had vague memories of what sight was like. I had been injured in a car accident that had left me blind in both eyes at the age of three. I do think it helped, though; being able t... | |
[WP] A blind woman falls in love with a certain man and they marry. Years later an expensive treatment allows her to see again. Her husband is not what she expects. | She wept.
As a teenager, she had gotten into a fair bit of trouble by checking out guys by groping them. It was only fair, she decided, since the seeing could do the same thing with their eyes with impunity. Why was she the only one getting into trouble? Sense discrimination.
Her husband was special. Most guys dr... | The sound of squeaking brakes and the feeling of being gently pushed by some spectral force told Jennifer what she already knew. How many times had they been to this hospital together the last few years? The birth of children, the car accident, James' fall. Eight. Eight times they had driven through this parking lot to... | |
[WP] A blind woman falls in love with a certain man and they marry. Years later an expensive treatment allows her to see again. Her husband is not what she expects. | Wendy sat speechless as she stared into the big brown eyes of her beloved husband. Not a word had been spoken between them since he walked into the room. His nerves got the better of him and he decided to break the tension by offering a gentle smile. Wendy recoiled in horror and began to sob.
"Come on, Weeendy. Wh... | The night before the surgery, Esther dreamed of colors.
Ten years had passed since the accident. The ten year anniversary would be on Tuesday. She would visit the graveyard on Tuesday and decorate Sally’s monument with flowers.
She would be able to see the colors of the flowers by then. Violets. Lilies. Peonie... | |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | "I not only survived the zombie apocalypse, I lived it! Seriously, I lived as a zombie, among the hordes awhile."
The other man gave him a odd sideways look,"Then how'd you die then..?" The man spoke to his friend in the after life,"Then a little pomerarian marched its ass up to me," and he described its shape with hi... | I sat on the table. Drinking some Dr. Pepper from a soda machine. I smiled, my antisocial tendencies became really noticeable toward the end of Earth. But now that there's no one, and I'm content. I looked around the McDonald's, the smell of french fries took over the smell of sweat. I walked out with some sodas and fr... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | A sharp, painful sneeze escapes me, condensing into most in the cold November morning air. Bent double and recovering from it, I barely realised that the guns had stopped firing. I barely noticed the Earth stand still. Looking up, I saw my comrades, clad in muddy khaki trench coats and tin helmets, all looking confused... | I sat on the table. Drinking some Dr. Pepper from a soda machine. I smiled, my antisocial tendencies became really noticeable toward the end of Earth. But now that there's no one, and I'm content. I looked around the McDonald's, the smell of french fries took over the smell of sweat. I walked out with some sodas and fr... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | *Of all the ways to go,* I thought, *John, you picked the worst.* I silently cursed the previous owners of the house I had "borrowed" as my strength left me and I began to lose consciousness from starvation.
There were a lot of things I was anticipating; a lot of problems that might kill me. I could get sick, and be u... | I sat on the table. Drinking some Dr. Pepper from a soda machine. I smiled, my antisocial tendencies became really noticeable toward the end of Earth. But now that there's no one, and I'm content. I looked around the McDonald's, the smell of french fries took over the smell of sweat. I walked out with some sodas and fr... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | The dust settles as I wake up, disoriented and confused. Looking around, I see that I'm in a plane, broken and folded in unnatural ways that could have only come from a disastrous landing. There's bodies everywhere, cut into pieces or bludgeoned beyond recognition, and the smell is just overpowering.
Somehow I undo m... | I sat on the table. Drinking some Dr. Pepper from a soda machine. I smiled, my antisocial tendencies became really noticeable toward the end of Earth. But now that there's no one, and I'm content. I looked around the McDonald's, the smell of french fries took over the smell of sweat. I walked out with some sodas and fr... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | How did I survive? My God. I crawl up out of the rubble, bloodying the tips of my fingers and scraping the backs of my hands against loose rubble and rebar. I must have fallen into the basement when it happened. Whatever it was. A nuclear warhead perhaps.
I climb up into the ground floor lobby of the building, and my ... | I sat on the table. Drinking some Dr. Pepper from a soda machine. I smiled, my antisocial tendencies became really noticeable toward the end of Earth. But now that there's no one, and I'm content. I looked around the McDonald's, the smell of french fries took over the smell of sweat. I walked out with some sodas and fr... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | "I'm alive! Oh no, are all these other people dead?"
Jack looked around, his situation dawning on him. He was in the middle of an ice desert, surrounded by dead bodies.
Just as he was rumigating on eating said dead bodies a swarm of penguins approached from the back. He saw them, thought they looked cute and cuddly.... | I sat on the table. Drinking some Dr. Pepper from a soda machine. I smiled, my antisocial tendencies became really noticeable toward the end of Earth. But now that there's no one, and I'm content. I looked around the McDonald's, the smell of french fries took over the smell of sweat. I walked out with some sodas and fr... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | A sharp, painful sneeze escapes me, condensing into most in the cold November morning air. Bent double and recovering from it, I barely realised that the guns had stopped firing. I barely noticed the Earth stand still. Looking up, I saw my comrades, clad in muddy khaki trench coats and tin helmets, all looking confused... | {NSFW}
John sat down in the jet's seat and gazed into the eyes of the woman sitting next to him. "So honey, where do you want to go?" he asked her.
The woman bit the bottom of her lip smearing bits of red lipstick along the bottom of her front teeth. "I dunno." she said in the most stereotypically blond voice John h... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | How did I survive? My God. I crawl up out of the rubble, bloodying the tips of my fingers and scraping the backs of my hands against loose rubble and rebar. I must have fallen into the basement when it happened. Whatever it was. A nuclear warhead perhaps.
I climb up into the ground floor lobby of the building, and my ... | {NSFW}
John sat down in the jet's seat and gazed into the eyes of the woman sitting next to him. "So honey, where do you want to go?" he asked her.
The woman bit the bottom of her lip smearing bits of red lipstick along the bottom of her front teeth. "I dunno." she said in the most stereotypically blond voice John h... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | *Of all the ways to go,* I thought, *John, you picked the worst.* I silently cursed the previous owners of the house I had "borrowed" as my strength left me and I began to lose consciousness from starvation.
There were a lot of things I was anticipating; a lot of problems that might kill me. I could get sick, and be u... | you joyfully scream I survived! while inhaling a piece of gum that you some how manage to keep in your mouth, choking and soiling yourself knowing that you made it but now are done for, only after having survived so much.. |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | The dust settles as I wake up, disoriented and confused. Looking around, I see that I'm in a plane, broken and folded in unnatural ways that could have only come from a disastrous landing. There's bodies everywhere, cut into pieces or bludgeoned beyond recognition, and the smell is just overpowering.
Somehow I undo m... | you joyfully scream I survived! while inhaling a piece of gum that you some how manage to keep in your mouth, choking and soiling yourself knowing that you made it but now are done for, only after having survived so much.. |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | How did I survive? My God. I crawl up out of the rubble, bloodying the tips of my fingers and scraping the backs of my hands against loose rubble and rebar. I must have fallen into the basement when it happened. Whatever it was. A nuclear warhead perhaps.
I climb up into the ground floor lobby of the building, and my ... | you joyfully scream I survived! while inhaling a piece of gum that you some how manage to keep in your mouth, choking and soiling yourself knowing that you made it but now are done for, only after having survived so much.. |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | I was strong
Even when the terrorists released the toxic experimental nerve gas on the population.
I was strong
Even when the nerve gas turned people into raging psychopathic cannibals.
I resisted, I was strong
Even after watching as my family was wiped out in front of my eyes with horrific malice and cruelty.
... | you joyfully scream I survived! while inhaling a piece of gum that you some how manage to keep in your mouth, choking and soiling yourself knowing that you made it but now are done for, only after having survived so much.. |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | "I'm alive! Oh no, are all these other people dead?"
Jack looked around, his situation dawning on him. He was in the middle of an ice desert, surrounded by dead bodies.
Just as he was rumigating on eating said dead bodies a swarm of penguins approached from the back. He saw them, thought they looked cute and cuddly.... | you joyfully scream I survived! while inhaling a piece of gum that you some how manage to keep in your mouth, choking and soiling yourself knowing that you made it but now are done for, only after having survived so much.. |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | *Of all the ways to go,* I thought, *John, you picked the worst.* I silently cursed the previous owners of the house I had "borrowed" as my strength left me and I began to lose consciousness from starvation.
There were a lot of things I was anticipating; a lot of problems that might kill me. I could get sick, and be u... | "I not only survived the zombie apocalypse, I lived it! Seriously, I lived as a zombie, among the hordes awhile."
The other man gave him a odd sideways look,"Then how'd you die then..?" The man spoke to his friend in the after life,"Then a little pomerarian marched its ass up to me," and he described its shape with hi... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | How did I survive? My God. I crawl up out of the rubble, bloodying the tips of my fingers and scraping the backs of my hands against loose rubble and rebar. I must have fallen into the basement when it happened. Whatever it was. A nuclear warhead perhaps.
I climb up into the ground floor lobby of the building, and my ... | "I not only survived the zombie apocalypse, I lived it! Seriously, I lived as a zombie, among the hordes awhile."
The other man gave him a odd sideways look,"Then how'd you die then..?" The man spoke to his friend in the after life,"Then a little pomerarian marched its ass up to me," and he described its shape with hi... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | How did I survive? My God. I crawl up out of the rubble, bloodying the tips of my fingers and scraping the backs of my hands against loose rubble and rebar. I must have fallen into the basement when it happened. Whatever it was. A nuclear warhead perhaps.
I climb up into the ground floor lobby of the building, and my ... | A sharp, painful sneeze escapes me, condensing into most in the cold November morning air. Bent double and recovering from it, I barely realised that the guns had stopped firing. I barely noticed the Earth stand still. Looking up, I saw my comrades, clad in muddy khaki trench coats and tin helmets, all looking confused... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | How did I survive? My God. I crawl up out of the rubble, bloodying the tips of my fingers and scraping the backs of my hands against loose rubble and rebar. I must have fallen into the basement when it happened. Whatever it was. A nuclear warhead perhaps.
I climb up into the ground floor lobby of the building, and my ... | *Of all the ways to go,* I thought, *John, you picked the worst.* I silently cursed the previous owners of the house I had "borrowed" as my strength left me and I began to lose consciousness from starvation.
There were a lot of things I was anticipating; a lot of problems that might kill me. I could get sick, and be u... |
^ | [WP] You are the lone survivor of of some fatal event. You die immediately afterwards in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. | "I'm alive! Oh no, are all these other people dead?"
Jack looked around, his situation dawning on him. He was in the middle of an ice desert, surrounded by dead bodies.
Just as he was rumigating on eating said dead bodies a swarm of penguins approached from the back. He saw them, thought they looked cute and cuddly.... | The dust settles as I wake up, disoriented and confused. Looking around, I see that I'm in a plane, broken and folded in unnatural ways that could have only come from a disastrous landing. There's bodies everywhere, cut into pieces or bludgeoned beyond recognition, and the smell is just overpowering.
Somehow I undo m... |
[WP] For an hour, everyone is completely honest | "I'm not sorry, I don't actually love you."
"Me neither. I'm not sorry, I meant to say 'what' in a shocked tone of voice, and then carry out my plot for your demise, but apparently I can't lie right now."
"Curious, I can only tell the truth as well. I'm a selfish bastard who only thought you might look good on my arm... | The new guy, John, pushed off his desk and let is chair roll back a few feet. He exhaled in exasperation as it swivelled gently.
“What's wrong?” asked Colin.
“I'm just feeling out of my depth, that's all.” replied John.
“You're doing all right so far” said Colin in his best reassuring tone. “What are you having pro... | |
[WP] For an hour, everyone is completely honest | "I'm not sorry, I don't actually love you."
"Me neither. I'm not sorry, I meant to say 'what' in a shocked tone of voice, and then carry out my plot for your demise, but apparently I can't lie right now."
"Curious, I can only tell the truth as well. I'm a selfish bastard who only thought you might look good on my arm... | Mushrooms sprouted from the chia-like earth. The two astronauts stared out the window of the ISS, aghast at what they were seeing.
"What the hell happened?" Joe asked his partner.
"I have no idea. We get beamed up the news don't we?" Nigel responded.
The two astronauts pushed themselves from the wall, floating towar... | |
I am actually stealing this from an old askreddit thread where this was an answer to something like 'what would you wish upon your worst enemy'. I liked the concept, but didn't find any such prompt in this sub's history. I love reading y'all, so here goes. | [WP] On the day of their death, every human gets to have a vision of meeting the man they could have become. | I didn't mean to take so many pills that I died.
Really, it wasn't even half the bottle. Just enough to make the pain stop and the thoughts go away. It's codeine, not heroin. I didn't want to die, but here I was, lying on the floor of my apartment on a desolate Tuesday night. My husband was off on business again. I kn... | This was it.
I lived an average life. A wife, two kids, working as a lowly toy assembly liner, making just enough to live. I **Did** go to harvard though. hmm. That worked well for me.
But that does not matter now. Death is upon me. Maybe there is a heaven. Maybe there is nothing. I suppose im about to find out. My ... |
I am actually stealing this from an old askreddit thread where this was an answer to something like 'what would you wish upon your worst enemy'. I liked the concept, but didn't find any such prompt in this sub's history. I love reading y'all, so here goes. | [WP] On the day of their death, every human gets to have a vision of meeting the man they could have become. | They say that what you think about in your last moment is the most important thing in your life. I hope that’s not true because as I lay here dying, my insides intermingled with the machinery that has kept me alive for weeks, I’m not thinking about my kids, my ex-wife, or my legacy but only about her. Even though it w... | This was it.
I lived an average life. A wife, two kids, working as a lowly toy assembly liner, making just enough to live. I **Did** go to harvard though. hmm. That worked well for me.
But that does not matter now. Death is upon me. Maybe there is a heaven. Maybe there is nothing. I suppose im about to find out. My ... |
I am actually stealing this from an old askreddit thread where this was an answer to something like 'what would you wish upon your worst enemy'. I liked the concept, but didn't find any such prompt in this sub's history. I love reading y'all, so here goes. | [WP] On the day of their death, every human gets to have a vision of meeting the man they could have become. | "Hello Sam" the mirror said to me.
"What the fuck! A talking mirror with me wearing a suit" i yelled!
At this point i passed the fuck out. | This was it.
I lived an average life. A wife, two kids, working as a lowly toy assembly liner, making just enough to live. I **Did** go to harvard though. hmm. That worked well for me.
But that does not matter now. Death is upon me. Maybe there is a heaven. Maybe there is nothing. I suppose im about to find out. My ... |
I am actually stealing this from an old askreddit thread where this was an answer to something like 'what would you wish upon your worst enemy'. I liked the concept, but didn't find any such prompt in this sub's history. I love reading y'all, so here goes. | [WP] On the day of their death, every human gets to have a vision of meeting the man they could have become. | It was 3 AM when the Man-Who-He-Should-Have-Been entered the room. Maita was asleep on the couch, so Alfredo was alone to meet him.
"Hi," Alfredo-Who-Should-Have-Been said.
"Hi, yourself. I guess it's time."
"Yes it is."
Alfredo-Who-Was looked at Alfredo-Who-Should-Have-Been from head to toe. He was about fifty,... | This was it.
I lived an average life. A wife, two kids, working as a lowly toy assembly liner, making just enough to live. I **Did** go to harvard though. hmm. That worked well for me.
But that does not matter now. Death is upon me. Maybe there is a heaven. Maybe there is nothing. I suppose im about to find out. My ... |
I am actually stealing this from an old askreddit thread where this was an answer to something like 'what would you wish upon your worst enemy'. I liked the concept, but didn't find any such prompt in this sub's history. I love reading y'all, so here goes. | [WP] On the day of their death, every human gets to have a vision of meeting the man they could have become. | My breath came to be in short bursts; machine-gun fire, staccato, whatever. It was dark in my hospital room, and my roommate was sleeping peacefully. I tried not to struggle too much, or cough too loudly- I was ready to die. The chemotherapy had only been prolonging the inevitable- the sooner I bit the big one, the bet... | This was it.
I lived an average life. A wife, two kids, working as a lowly toy assembly liner, making just enough to live. I **Did** go to harvard though. hmm. That worked well for me.
But that does not matter now. Death is upon me. Maybe there is a heaven. Maybe there is nothing. I suppose im about to find out. My ... |
I am actually stealing this from an old askreddit thread where this was an answer to something like 'what would you wish upon your worst enemy'. I liked the concept, but didn't find any such prompt in this sub's history. I love reading y'all, so here goes. | [WP] On the day of their death, every human gets to have a vision of meeting the man they could have become. | I didn't mean to take so many pills that I died.
Really, it wasn't even half the bottle. Just enough to make the pain stop and the thoughts go away. It's codeine, not heroin. I didn't want to die, but here I was, lying on the floor of my apartment on a desolate Tuesday night. My husband was off on business again. I kn... | I wasn't afraid—I never was—until they put the rope around my neck.
I guess when a man is about to die, his spirit braces itself. Their mind slows down and all of your emotions sort of swirl, not quite knowin' what to do with themselves. So I stood there, sweating more than I would like to admit, as my spirit was cla... |
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