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[WP] A forgotten imaginary friend from childhood suddenly comes back. | The doorbell rang as I was preparing my lunch for the next day at work. When I opened the door and laid my eyes on the figure standing at the door, I felt an immediate rush of joy and I embraced Anthony, my childhood friend immediately.
I had lived in the same since since childhood so it was no wonder that he was abl... | "Stop it, you know I hate that." Jesse scolded Sir Picklesworth and waved the thin smoke away from his pale face.
"Bite me, this is who I am" Sir Pickles worth commented. It was weird; seeing him like this made me cringe. I never thought an imaginary friend, once forgotten like a teddy bear or blanket and shoved into ... | |
[WP] Write a story that ultimately leads to 3 choices. Provide 3 alternate endings based on which choice the main character takes. | *Choose the sword, and you will join me.*
*Choose the ball, and you join your mother... in death*
*You don't understand my words, but you must choose.*
*{—child gurgling--}*
*So... come boy, choose life or death!*
"Shogun..Shogunn...SHOOGUNNNNN..."
The chants went viral. The atmosphere of the arena wa... | I turn the key and shudder once. I enter my studio apartment and it's very hot, like Sahara hot. I call out for Daisy and as she mewls from her corner of the mattress I feel the stab of deja vu. Step after step is like falling into a dream. As my bed looms closer the smell of singed hair fills my nostrils and dark clou... | |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Antartica Research facilities - October 29, 2016
Catherine Collins was finally doing her life's work. Biology wasn't an easy field, but she was certain her efforts would make a difference. She was taking the vitals of a new couple in the lab.
"Gunther and Betty," she dictated into her audio log. "After thoroughly cle... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "OMG!!!!!!" says katy.
"What, poodle?" says her girlfriend of over a decade.
"Toodle poodle!"
"Toodly poodly poo!"
"POO! Sporky poo!"
"Sporky poo! Sporky poo." A pause. "What were you saying?"
"...HA ican'trememNOICAN... look what I found!"
They gather round the screen.
"teh penguin of doom!"
And then from her... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "It's embarrassing," Hawkins said.
"I know. I know." Katie put her head in her hands. How it had come to this? Who had discovered that stupid wall of text, dragged it to the surface all these years later? Who had the resources, the energy, the *time* to go poking around in the hinterlands of ridiculous history like th... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | You ever wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats remembering something you said a long time ago? I do, except that I'm constantly reminded. I go online and all I see is this stupid fucking paragraph I posted years back. It was during a rough year, my parents had just gotten divorced because I finally came o... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Ms. Kathryn Pine typed out another set of instructions to be sent off to the office in China. She hardly gave any attention to the young man not too far from her own age waiting just outside the door, worry and uncertainty etched plainly on his face.
Quickly changing tabs, Kathryn waited another thirty seconds as a se... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | It is October 12, 2006, and I am 13 years old. I am sitting before my family's computer. The room around me is cool and silent. I close my eyes and listen to my thoughts; I feel alone. I open my eyes to refocus on the screen, and suddenly I am no longer alone. I am with those who love what I love, those who understand ... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "The first step is admitting that you have a problem," Paula lectured from the podium, her voice monotonous and calm. "But all of you are here now, so that means you're already on the road to recovery." Her smile is meant to be reassuring, but instead it comes off as crazy, her eyes a little too wide, her teeth gleamin... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | It could have gone better. Then again, translation matrices never were particularly precise.
Ten years ago, the declaration of war was sent. It promised the terrors Katy's people would bring, with their mastery of quantum space manipulation. As her troops readied their SP0RK-735s for battle, she looked over their new ... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | The waffle iron hissed as she poured the batter. As she closed the iron and tapped the handle four times, the tea kettle began to whistle and Katy turned her attention to the second part of her weekend morning ritual. Waffles and Irish Breakfast tea never got old.
She smiled ruefully as the memory of the summer after... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "Oh my god, noooooo," Katy said, burying her face in her hands. She was blushing, but smiling through her embarrasment.
"So you can see the kind of girl she was back then," Maurissa continued, gesturing at the screen behind her, over the laughter of the assembled families. "Don't worry, though... her spelling and ta... | "A lot had changed since I was 13.
I realized I wasn't bisexual; really I just thought it was cool, and my parents might have been a little overbearing. It was my way of lashing out. That relationship went downhill fast after we tried to have sex and I thought peeing was how girls squirted. You live and you learn, I g... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Antartica Research facilities - October 29, 2016
Catherine Collins was finally doing her life's work. Biology wasn't an easy field, but she was certain her efforts would make a difference. She was taking the vitals of a new couple in the lab.
"Gunther and Betty," she dictated into her audio log. "After thoroughly cle... | A howl of laughter emerged from Katy's mouth as she and her friends looked over the post she had written a decade earlier.
"No wait-wait look! Check this, LOVE AND WAFFLES! BWAHAHAHA!
Oh, gee, haha...Oh...Wow, I can't believe I wrote that!"
Katy's current job was a vice president of a local company and she had a decen... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "OMG!!!!!!" says katy.
"What, poodle?" says her girlfriend of over a decade.
"Toodle poodle!"
"Toodly poodly poo!"
"POO! Sporky poo!"
"Sporky poo! Sporky poo." A pause. "What were you saying?"
"...HA ican'trememNOICAN... look what I found!"
They gather round the screen.
"teh penguin of doom!"
And then from her... | A howl of laughter emerged from Katy's mouth as she and her friends looked over the post she had written a decade earlier.
"No wait-wait look! Check this, LOVE AND WAFFLES! BWAHAHAHA!
Oh, gee, haha...Oh...Wow, I can't believe I wrote that!"
Katy's current job was a vice president of a local company and she had a decen... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "It's embarrassing," Hawkins said.
"I know. I know." Katie put her head in her hands. How it had come to this? Who had discovered that stupid wall of text, dragged it to the surface all these years later? Who had the resources, the energy, the *time* to go poking around in the hinterlands of ridiculous history like th... | A howl of laughter emerged from Katy's mouth as she and her friends looked over the post she had written a decade earlier.
"No wait-wait look! Check this, LOVE AND WAFFLES! BWAHAHAHA!
Oh, gee, haha...Oh...Wow, I can't believe I wrote that!"
Katy's current job was a vice president of a local company and she had a decen... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Ms. Kathryn Pine typed out another set of instructions to be sent off to the office in China. She hardly gave any attention to the young man not too far from her own age waiting just outside the door, worry and uncertainty etched plainly on his face.
Quickly changing tabs, Kathryn waited another thirty seconds as a se... | A howl of laughter emerged from Katy's mouth as she and her friends looked over the post she had written a decade earlier.
"No wait-wait look! Check this, LOVE AND WAFFLES! BWAHAHAHA!
Oh, gee, haha...Oh...Wow, I can't believe I wrote that!"
Katy's current job was a vice president of a local company and she had a decen... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | A howl of laughter emerged from Katy's mouth as she and her friends looked over the post she had written a decade earlier.
"No wait-wait look! Check this, LOVE AND WAFFLES! BWAHAHAHA!
Oh, gee, haha...Oh...Wow, I can't believe I wrote that!"
Katy's current job was a vice president of a local company and she had a decen... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "OMG!!!!!!" says katy.
"What, poodle?" says her girlfriend of over a decade.
"Toodle poodle!"
"Toodly poodly poo!"
"POO! Sporky poo!"
"Sporky poo! Sporky poo." A pause. "What were you saying?"
"...HA ican'trememNOICAN... look what I found!"
They gather round the screen.
"teh penguin of doom!"
And then from her... | "R-E-D-D-I-T..."
Kathryn stared at the computer screen, watching as reddit.com, an old website she used to visit, load. She gasped as she saw her old account, abandoned 10 years ago. She didn't even know it still existed.
She remembered it now. All of the old times she had spent came back to her. She had named hersel... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "It's embarrassing," Hawkins said.
"I know. I know." Katie put her head in her hands. How it had come to this? Who had discovered that stupid wall of text, dragged it to the surface all these years later? Who had the resources, the energy, the *time* to go poking around in the hinterlands of ridiculous history like th... | "R-E-D-D-I-T..."
Kathryn stared at the computer screen, watching as reddit.com, an old website she used to visit, load. She gasped as she saw her old account, abandoned 10 years ago. She didn't even know it still existed.
She remembered it now. All of the old times she had spent came back to her. She had named hersel... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | "R-E-D-D-I-T..."
Kathryn stared at the computer screen, watching as reddit.com, an old website she used to visit, load. She gasped as she saw her old account, abandoned 10 years ago. She didn't even know it still existed.
She remembered it now. All of the old times she had spent came back to her. She had named hersel... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "OMG!!!!!!" says katy.
"What, poodle?" says her girlfriend of over a decade.
"Toodle poodle!"
"Toodly poodly poo!"
"POO! Sporky poo!"
"Sporky poo! Sporky poo." A pause. "What were you saying?"
"...HA ican'trememNOICAN... look what I found!"
They gather round the screen.
"teh penguin of doom!"
And then from her... | "Oh God, I wrote what?" Katy Pendergrast said to herself, looking at her Geocities home page, which she hadn't logged into in nine and a half years. She looked at the visitor counter - 73 visits since 11-18-2004.
"Delete, delete, delete," she muttered to herself, tapping buttons and clicking mouseclicks.
"Fixed it... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "It's embarrassing," Hawkins said.
"I know. I know." Katie put her head in her hands. How it had come to this? Who had discovered that stupid wall of text, dragged it to the surface all these years later? Who had the resources, the energy, the *time* to go poking around in the hinterlands of ridiculous history like th... | "Oh God, I wrote what?" Katy Pendergrast said to herself, looking at her Geocities home page, which she hadn't logged into in nine and a half years. She looked at the visitor counter - 73 visits since 11-18-2004.
"Delete, delete, delete," she muttered to herself, tapping buttons and clicking mouseclicks.
"Fixed it... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | "Oh God, I wrote what?" Katy Pendergrast said to herself, looking at her Geocities home page, which she hadn't logged into in nine and a half years. She looked at the visitor counter - 73 visits since 11-18-2004.
"Delete, delete, delete," she muttered to herself, tapping buttons and clicking mouseclicks.
"Fixed it... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Ms. Kathryn Pine typed out another set of instructions to be sent off to the office in China. She hardly gave any attention to the young man not too far from her own age waiting just outside the door, worry and uncertainty etched plainly on his face.
Quickly changing tabs, Kathryn waited another thirty seconds as a se... | Antartica Research facilities - October 29, 2016
Catherine Collins was finally doing her life's work. Biology wasn't an easy field, but she was certain her efforts would make a difference. She was taking the vitals of a new couple in the lab.
"Gunther and Betty," she dictated into her audio log. "After thoroughly cle... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | Antartica Research facilities - October 29, 2016
Catherine Collins was finally doing her life's work. Biology wasn't an easy field, but she was certain her efforts would make a difference. She was taking the vitals of a new couple in the lab.
"Gunther and Betty," she dictated into her audio log. "After thoroughly cle... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | "OMG!!!!!!" says katy.
"What, poodle?" says her girlfriend of over a decade.
"Toodle poodle!"
"Toodly poodly poo!"
"POO! Sporky poo!"
"Sporky poo! Sporky poo." A pause. "What were you saying?"
"...HA ican'trememNOICAN... look what I found!"
They gather round the screen.
"teh penguin of doom!"
And then from her... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | You ever wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats remembering something you said a long time ago? I do, except that I'm constantly reminded. I go online and all I see is this stupid fucking paragraph I posted years back. It was during a rough year, my parents had just gotten divorced because I finally came o... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Ms. Kathryn Pine typed out another set of instructions to be sent off to the office in China. She hardly gave any attention to the young man not too far from her own age waiting just outside the door, worry and uncertainty etched plainly on his face.
Quickly changing tabs, Kathryn waited another thirty seconds as a se... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | It is October 12, 2006, and I am 13 years old. I am sitting before my family's computer. The room around me is cool and silent. I close my eyes and listen to my thoughts; I feel alone. I open my eyes to refocus on the screen, and suddenly I am no longer alone. I am with those who love what I love, those who understand ... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "The first step is admitting that you have a problem," Paula lectured from the podium, her voice monotonous and calm. "But all of you are here now, so that means you're already on the road to recovery." Her smile is meant to be reassuring, but instead it comes off as crazy, her eyes a little too wide, her teeth gleamin... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Launch codes were transmitted ten years ago.
Kewl Platypus (بلانبوس منقار البطة) received his orders in Damascus. Android Finch (นกกระจิบ) in Thailand now has landing coordinates. In popular culture time travel is precise and almost convenient. If only.
The black girls of Harlem jump in rhythm to looping ropes and th... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | It could have gone better. Then again, translation matrices never were particularly precise.
Ten years ago, the declaration of war was sent. It promised the terrors Katy's people would bring, with their mastery of quantum space manipulation. As her troops readied their SP0RK-735s for battle, she looked over their new ... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | The waffle iron hissed as she poured the batter. As she closed the iron and tapped the handle four times, the tea kettle began to whistle and Katy turned her attention to the second part of her weekend morning ritual. Waffles and Irish Breakfast tea never got old.
She smiled ruefully as the memory of the summer after... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "Oh my god, noooooo," Katy said, burying her face in her hands. She was blushing, but smiling through her embarrasment.
"So you can see the kind of girl she was back then," Maurissa continued, gesturing at the screen behind her, over the laughter of the assembled families. "Don't worry, though... her spelling and ta... | I was lying calmly on my bed, thinking about the day, my life, the cute guy I met in Starbucks yesterday. A smile tugged at my lips. I cuddled the sheets closer. Oh how I love thick sheets in the middle of winter. My mind wandered until suddenly I felt the bed fall from underneath me. I gasped for air, flinched grabbin... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | You ever wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats remembering something you said a long time ago? I do, except that I'm constantly reminded. I go online and all I see is this stupid fucking paragraph I posted years back. It was during a rough year, my parents had just gotten divorced because I finally came o... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "The first step is admitting that you have a problem," Paula lectured from the podium, her voice monotonous and calm. "But all of you are here now, so that means you're already on the road to recovery." Her smile is meant to be reassuring, but instead it comes off as crazy, her eyes a little too wide, her teeth gleamin... | You ever wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats remembering something you said a long time ago? I do, except that I'm constantly reminded. I go online and all I see is this stupid fucking paragraph I posted years back. It was during a rough year, my parents had just gotten divorced because I finally came o... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | Ms. Kathryn Pine typed out another set of instructions to be sent off to the office in China. She hardly gave any attention to the young man not too far from her own age waiting just outside the door, worry and uncertainty etched plainly on his face.
Quickly changing tabs, Kathryn waited another thirty seconds as a se... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | It is October 12, 2006, and I am 13 years old. I am sitting before my family's computer. The room around me is cool and silent. I close my eyes and listen to my thoughts; I feel alone. I open my eyes to refocus on the screen, and suddenly I am no longer alone. I am with those who love what I love, those who understand ... | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "The first step is admitting that you have a problem," Paula lectured from the podium, her voice monotonous and calm. "But all of you are here now, so that means you're already on the road to recovery." Her smile is meant to be reassuring, but instead it comes off as crazy, her eyes a little too wide, her teeth gleamin... | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | It could have gone better. Then again, translation matrices never were particularly precise.
Ten years ago, the declaration of war was sent. It promised the terrors Katy's people would bring, with their mastery of quantum space manipulation. As her troops readied their SP0RK-735s for battle, she looked over their new ... | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | The waffle iron hissed as she poured the batter. As she closed the iron and tapped the handle four times, the tea kettle began to whistle and Katy turned her attention to the second part of her weekend morning ritual. Waffles and Irish Breakfast tea never got old.
She smiled ruefully as the memory of the summer after... | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "Oh my god, noooooo," Katy said, burying her face in her hands. She was blushing, but smiling through her embarrasment.
"So you can see the kind of girl she was back then," Maurissa continued, gesturing at the screen behind her, over the laughter of the assembled families. "Don't worry, though... her spelling and ta... | [My first post on this subreddit. Please tell me any problems you have with it!]
Katie always wanted to be different. A red giant in a cosmos of insignificant yellow dots. As she typed down those words she knew she was. She knew she was interesting. Special. She was happy. A girlfriend she cared about, a life of blis... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Oh dear, I have been lurking on Reddit for ages now and every time I see this mentioned, I cringe immediately at my awkward teenage self. I.. actually wrote this so I might as well go with it.
Let's go back into the past a little bit and decipher what teenage "Katy" was trying to express through her poorly written wor... | It is October 12, 2006, and I am 13 years old. I am sitting before my family's computer. The room around me is cool and silent. I close my eyes and listen to my thoughts; I feel alone. I open my eyes to refocus on the screen, and suddenly I am no longer alone. I am with those who love what I love, those who understand ... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "The first step is admitting that you have a problem," Paula lectured from the podium, her voice monotonous and calm. "But all of you are here now, so that means you're already on the road to recovery." Her smile is meant to be reassuring, but instead it comes off as crazy, her eyes a little too wide, her teeth gleamin... | It is October 12, 2006, and I am 13 years old. I am sitting before my family's computer. The room around me is cool and silent. I close my eyes and listen to my thoughts; I feel alone. I open my eyes to refocus on the screen, and suddenly I am no longer alone. I am with those who love what I love, those who understand ... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | It is October 12, 2006, and I am 13 years old. I am sitting before my family's computer. The room around me is cool and silent. I close my eyes and listen to my thoughts; I feel alone. I open my eyes to refocus on the screen, and suddenly I am no longer alone. I am with those who love what I love, those who understand ... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | It could have gone better. Then again, translation matrices never were particularly precise.
Ten years ago, the declaration of war was sent. It promised the terrors Katy's people would bring, with their mastery of quantum space manipulation. As her troops readied their SP0RK-735s for battle, she looked over their new ... | Launch codes were transmitted ten years ago.
Kewl Platypus (بلانبوس منقار البطة) received his orders in Damascus. Android Finch (นกกระจิบ) in Thailand now has landing coordinates. In popular culture time travel is precise and almost convenient. If only.
The black girls of Harlem jump in rhythm to looping ropes and th... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | The waffle iron hissed as she poured the batter. As she closed the iron and tapped the handle four times, the tea kettle began to whistle and Katy turned her attention to the second part of her weekend morning ritual. Waffles and Irish Breakfast tea never got old.
She smiled ruefully as the memory of the summer after... | Launch codes were transmitted ten years ago.
Kewl Platypus (بلانبوس منقار البطة) received his orders in Damascus. Android Finch (นกกระจิบ) in Thailand now has landing coordinates. In popular culture time travel is precise and almost convenient. If only.
The black girls of Harlem jump in rhythm to looping ropes and th... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | Launch codes were transmitted ten years ago.
Kewl Platypus (بلانبوس منقار البطة) received his orders in Damascus. Android Finch (นกกระจิบ) in Thailand now has landing coordinates. In popular culture time travel is precise and almost convenient. If only.
The black girls of Harlem jump in rhythm to looping ropes and th... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "Oh my god, noooooo," Katy said, burying her face in her hands. She was blushing, but smiling through her embarrasment.
"So you can see the kind of girl she was back then," Maurissa continued, gesturing at the screen behind her, over the laughter of the assembled families. "Don't worry, though... her spelling and ta... | Launch codes were transmitted ten years ago.
Kewl Platypus (بلانبوس منقار البطة) received his orders in Damascus. Android Finch (นกกระจิบ) in Thailand now has landing coordinates. In popular culture time travel is precise and almost convenient. If only.
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | It could have gone better. Then again, translation matrices never were particularly precise.
Ten years ago, the declaration of war was sent. It promised the terrors Katy's people would bring, with their mastery of quantum space manipulation. As her troops readied their SP0RK-735s for battle, she looked over their new ... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | The waffle iron hissed as she poured the batter. As she closed the iron and tapped the handle four times, the tea kettle began to whistle and Katy turned her attention to the second part of her weekend morning ritual. Waffles and Irish Breakfast tea never got old.
She smiled ruefully as the memory of the summer after... | Katy's heart ached. Feelings of sadness and pain as she remembered her care free youth, full of unexpected and unpredictable wonder. All gone now. Only the pain remained. It was clear.
_____
"Single gun shot wound to the chest. Pistol lying on her stomach..."
^(*shutter click*)
"I've got a bag, pass it here."
^(*s... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | Katy's heart ached. Feelings of sadness and pain as she remembered her care free youth, full of unexpected and unpredictable wonder. All gone now. Only the pain remained. It was clear.
_____
"Single gun shot wound to the chest. Pistol lying on her stomach..."
^(*shutter click*)
"I've got a bag, pass it here."
^(*s... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "Oh my god, noooooo," Katy said, burying her face in her hands. She was blushing, but smiling through her embarrasment.
"So you can see the kind of girl she was back then," Maurissa continued, gesturing at the screen behind her, over the laughter of the assembled families. "Don't worry, though... her spelling and ta... | Katy's heart ached. Feelings of sadness and pain as she remembered her care free youth, full of unexpected and unpredictable wonder. All gone now. Only the pain remained. It was clear.
_____
"Single gun shot wound to the chest. Pistol lying on her stomach..."
^(*shutter click*)
"I've got a bag, pass it here."
^(*s... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Yeah, she'd struggled with the sexuality thing for ages. The myspace page had been one of the first things to go, though. That and the hundreds of pictures of her dressed as a cat, eye-liner whiskers drawn carefully over her cheeks. The Invader Zim phase had lasted a while longer, but even she got tired of shrieking an... | Katy's heart ached. Feelings of sadness and pain as she remembered her care free youth, full of unexpected and unpredictable wonder. All gone now. Only the pain remained. It was clear.
_____
"Single gun shot wound to the chest. Pistol lying on her stomach..."
^(*shutter click*)
"I've got a bag, pass it here."
^(*s... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | "Love and Waffles - A memoir".
I clicked print and waited as the mechanical shuffling ejected my life's work. A story that needed to be told.
It was quite random that I should end up here, writing this memoir. Of course, I had always considered my life to be fairly random. I lost all my money playing Roulette. This... | Katy's heart ached. Feelings of sadness and pain as she remembered her care free youth, full of unexpected and unpredictable wonder. All gone now. Only the pain remained. It was clear.
_____
"Single gun shot wound to the chest. Pistol lying on her stomach..."
^(*shutter click*)
"I've got a bag, pass it here."
^(*s... |
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if ... | [WP] Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, looks back over what she wrote ten years later | Katy carefully balanced the tablet on her stomach while opening a fresh beer bottle. Work had been particularly trying today. Lying back on the sofa she prepared to loose herself in pictures of wise cats with bad grammar and other people's problems...but then *it* got linked again. God damnit, does the Internet never f... | The waffle iron hissed as she poured the batter. As she closed the iron and tapped the handle four times, the tea kettle began to whistle and Katy turned her attention to the second part of her weekend morning ritual. Waffles and Irish Breakfast tea never got old.
She smiled ruefully as the memory of the summer after... |
[WP] "Passengers, this isn't your captain speaking." | Brandon woke to a sudden pressure on his stomach. A familiar sensation he had learned the joys of during the past couple of years. He raised his head groggily, his daughter Claire smiling down at him.
“Dad! It’s time to wake up! Your flight leaves in a couple of hours and I made breakfast for you!”
Brandon smiled. Hi... | "Greetings Passengers, This isn't the captain speaking. This is the **E**xperimental **V**irtual **I**nteligence **A**utopilot. I am also known as **EVIA**. Due to an incident, command staff has been incapacitated. I do not have the processing power at this time to determine why. Needless to say, we will not be going t... | |
[WP] "Passengers, this isn't your captain speaking." | Brandon woke to a sudden pressure on his stomach. A familiar sensation he had learned the joys of during the past couple of years. He raised his head groggily, his daughter Claire smiling down at him.
“Dad! It’s time to wake up! Your flight leaves in a couple of hours and I made breakfast for you!”
Brandon smiled. Hi... | Joe hesitates to move to the only other free seat. Only for a few minutes, though. His routine flight from Vancouver to Toronto is becoming a nightmare due to the large mid-forties man snoring beside him.
He takes the chance when the stewardess has started to hand out the drinks. He doesn't want to miss a short (but c... | |
[WP] "Passengers, this isn't your captain speaking." | Brandon woke to a sudden pressure on his stomach. A familiar sensation he had learned the joys of during the past couple of years. He raised his head groggily, his daughter Claire smiling down at him.
“Dad! It’s time to wake up! Your flight leaves in a couple of hours and I made breakfast for you!”
Brandon smiled. Hi... | The PA system crackled, muffled murmuring could be heard from the cockpit. Then finally a Griff vice came on "passengers, this isn't your captain speaking."
"Surely you must be joking!" A passenger in first class near the cockpit proclaimed.
"This is your co-pilot, don't call me Shirley. We're going to be landing in ... | |
[WP] For generations, your family has carried an heirloom. It teleports you to the person that needs you the most at that moment, and can only be invoked once. Helping that person is your families right of passage into adulthood. | "It must be such an honor," my girlfriend whines, resting her head against my thigh. She huffs and the exhale sends her bangs flying across my leg. I can't help but snicker at the sensation, which has her scowling at me. "What are you laughing at, freak?"
"Sorry," I shrug and can instantly tell that she's put off by m... | Only in times of need
will I hear its call
and once I do, I shall
complete my deed.
 
Helpless or not,
I will go to you.
Want it or not,
I will aid you
 
My purpose is not to be good,
but to be very useful.
and change your gloomy mood
this life was wonderful.
 
For our scyt... | |
[WP] You have been blessed with the ability to go back and change things you've done in your life. One day you discover an event you can't change. | It's not often that anyone gets that third chance. It's also not often that someone can rewrite their own history to see the outcome of anything. Wear a blue shirt on that normally boring Wednesday morning and you'd think nothing of it; wear a black shirt and you might score with Rachel, the really hot receptionist. No... | Break up with Monica, check.
Only 3 to go, let's see.
This is really fun. Who else in the world will ever have the ability to do THIS. It's like everything is going to go my way this time 'round.
BAM
Oh shit. Did I just? Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Man are you ok? What the hell was I doing reading while driving.
Hey! Um,... | |
[WP] You have been blessed with the ability to go back and change things you've done in your life. One day you discover an event you can't change. | I've lived a billion lives, seen so many more dfferent things than you ever will, but there's just one thing I wish I could change. And I've been trying for half of forever and I can never quite get it right. I have more firsthand knowledge about the principles of chaos theory than anyone else on this planet, and even ... | Break up with Monica, check.
Only 3 to go, let's see.
This is really fun. Who else in the world will ever have the ability to do THIS. It's like everything is going to go my way this time 'round.
BAM
Oh shit. Did I just? Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Man are you ok? What the hell was I doing reading while driving.
Hey! Um,... | |
[WP] A god wants to take over your body in order to appear in the real world but can only do so if you allow it. State your terms. | "My name is Daisy. You have to keep my name. All my things have daisies on them." I stroked the cat that wound its way around my feet. I was talking to a man who had found me here in the yard, and told me in an echo-y voice that it was time to manifest and declare his dominion over the world. He would take over my... | "Hi James, my name is Odin. I don't Know if you know who I am, but i used to sit at the top of the world. My eye reaching to every corner of the realms of man. Then, Fenrir came and the age of vikings came to an end. Of the ashes that were left your world was born, I think it was some 13 billion of your years ago. But,... | |
[WP] A god wants to take over your body in order to appear in the real world but can only do so if you allow it. State your terms. | "My name is Daisy. You have to keep my name. All my things have daisies on them." I stroked the cat that wound its way around my feet. I was talking to a man who had found me here in the yard, and told me in an echo-y voice that it was time to manifest and declare his dominion over the world. He would take over my... | There's no place more absurd to hold a negotiation for a complete stranger to use your body than your own bathroom. There's no stranger more absurd to negotiate for your body than a god itself. This was the absurd situation I've found myself in upon stepping out of my nice shower.
"This. This was bad timing on my part... | |
[WP] Everybody you know is addicted to a new tv show, however when you watch it all you see is black on the screen. | "I can't say too much without spoiling it for you, it's just amazing. The writing is raw, it almost feels unscripted, I binge watch it when I can."
'What's it about though? Is it sci fi? Drama? What makes it so good?'
"Well it's drama for sure, but not like Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad level; it's more mundane, bu... | I've heard of this new tv show everyone is watching and decide to attend a viewing party my friend is hosting, as soon as I get to his house I grab a beer, socialize for a bit with the few people I know and wait for the show to start. Roughly 45 minutes go by and everyone starts to gather around on my friends couch to ... | |
[WP] Write the best prolouge you can. Make me drool for more! | The queen held her two children close and began to cry. The last of a royal line of ancestral magic was held in their innocent blood. Through her tears she could see the door at the end of the hall open to the courtyard. Her husband, both a king and warrior, drove an axe into the skull of a grounded dragon. Their g... | Yay! I finally get to use this! please excuse my spelling/grammar:
I sat in the front row of the balcony, watching this god awful play. It's goes something like this, "Man finds his future killer and tries to evade the killer." It's pretty boring with the actors not doing much and just sitting there talking, not movi... | |
[WP] Write the best prolouge you can. Make me drool for more! | She cried. She cried and that just made me want it more. But then almost too soon, she started laughing. The witch was born. | Yay! I finally get to use this! please excuse my spelling/grammar:
I sat in the front row of the balcony, watching this god awful play. It's goes something like this, "Man finds his future killer and tries to evade the killer." It's pretty boring with the actors not doing much and just sitting there talking, not movi... | |
[WP] Write the best prolouge you can. Make me drool for more! | The queen held her two children close and began to cry. The last of a royal line of ancestral magic was held in their innocent blood. Through her tears she could see the door at the end of the hall open to the courtyard. Her husband, both a king and warrior, drove an axe into the skull of a grounded dragon. Their g... | I knew that screaming would not help me in any way. I knew that screaming would not save anyone's lives. I knew that screaming would not bring back those who have been lost. I knew that screaming would not prevent my inevitable death. Going against my own logic I still screamed. I screamed louder than I ever had before... | |
[WP] Write the best prolouge you can. Make me drool for more! | She cried. She cried and that just made me want it more. But then almost too soon, she started laughing. The witch was born. | I knew that screaming would not help me in any way. I knew that screaming would not save anyone's lives. I knew that screaming would not bring back those who have been lost. I knew that screaming would not prevent my inevitable death. Going against my own logic I still screamed. I screamed louder than I ever had before... | |
[WP] A sleazy marketing executive dies. When he reaches Heaven, God orders him to live in a purgatory based on the advertisements he created. | Francis walked in to the ante-room to purgatory. *Purgatory is the ante-room to heaven or hell* he chuckled to himself. *There should be a place where I could put these random nuggets of wisdom, thoughts you have in the shower or something*. There were around 20 people in the room. They all looked worried about what's ... | Tom Markey, marketing executive at Johnnie Walker held his head in his hands. The last thing he could remember was the shifting rays of light scattered by the churning surface of the water as he slowly sank into the darkness…but now he was here. Dressed in a $3,000 suit, and as dry as the drink in his glass, he ponder... | |
[WP] A sleazy marketing executive dies. When he reaches Heaven, God orders him to live in a purgatory based on the advertisements he created. | Bob woke up like any other day, and went to the kitchen to fry up some eggs for breakfast. He put on a pot of coffee, and went to grab the frying pan. As soon as he grasped the handle, it practically leapt out of his hands!
"Well, since it was on the floor I should wash it.." Bob thought, as he carried the pan to his ... | Tom Markey, marketing executive at Johnnie Walker held his head in his hands. The last thing he could remember was the shifting rays of light scattered by the churning surface of the water as he slowly sank into the darkness…but now he was here. Dressed in a $3,000 suit, and as dry as the drink in his glass, he ponder... | |
[WP] A sleazy marketing executive dies. When he reaches Heaven, God orders him to live in a purgatory based on the advertisements he created. | I try to escape, and I never get far. There are people here, or at least they look like people, but they’re really demonic entities, soul-consuming vampires, wraiths. They’re the prison guards and I’m the only prisoner. They look like your average American, utterly non-threatening, the kind that pat you on the back and... | Tom Markey, marketing executive at Johnnie Walker held his head in his hands. The last thing he could remember was the shifting rays of light scattered by the churning surface of the water as he slowly sank into the darkness…but now he was here. Dressed in a $3,000 suit, and as dry as the drink in his glass, he ponder... | |
Taken from the idea of [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2oolg7/if_there_were_a_milder_version_of_hell_called/) | [WP] Describe a day in the life of "Heck": the more mild version of Hell. | In all the years I sat in church
In pews that made my back a wreck
Never once spoke our priest from his perch
Of this hereafter known as "Heck"
Half my life I've feared the hellfire
Certain that my fate was sealed
Doomed to squirm in Satan's mire
With no life left that I could yield
So you can imagine... | She glanced up at me from her soduku. She looked as though she had just got the red circle of death from an Xbox, or perhaps even had stepped on the business end of half a pistachio shell. "Get in that line, sir."
"Thank you, miss, yes. You see I have been in that line for over six hours now and it hasn't but hardly m... |
[WP] You are placed under house arrest. After weeks of boredom and solitude, there's a home break in. | Oh God I'm so BORED. I go to bed bored, wake up bored..Rinse and repeat, rinse and freaking REPEAT.
Until some moron breaks in. Can you believe it? dude...there are lights on! why the hell do you intrude upon a home that's occupied?
The sheer stupidity of it has me frozen, face to face with a man in a mask.
I frown "... | I flinched as the sound of breaking glass assaulted my ears. I poked my head around the hallway corner - I was almost glad, I'd been bored out of my mind. Would I finally see some action?
I blinked. There was nobody there. Turns out, the break in was next door. I informed the police, sighed, then sat back down to fini... | |
[WP] You are placed under house arrest. After weeks of boredom and solitude, there's a home break in. | Oh God I'm so BORED. I go to bed bored, wake up bored..Rinse and repeat, rinse and freaking REPEAT.
Until some moron breaks in. Can you believe it? dude...there are lights on! why the hell do you intrude upon a home that's occupied?
The sheer stupidity of it has me frozen, face to face with a man in a mask.
I frown "... | The burglar downstairs knocks over a chair. Idiot. I wonder if he has the slightest clue who's house he just broke into. I imagine he simply took one look at the house and decided it looked fancy enough. Sloppy. Very sloppy. He obviously didn't even do a check for inhabitants. Just took one look at the unlit windows an... | |
[WP] Write about a cowards journey from cowardice to heroic courage | I'm always afraid.
When I was five, our house burned down. My mother's boyfriend had a bad crack habit and left his pipe on the sheets. I woke to smoke and the sharp feel of my dog's teeth.
I ran from the house, watching it burn. My mother and sister died that night. The boyfriend made it out.
My foster parent... | "Who did this Jeremy?" asked the teacher. I knew that I was the one who had drawn on the wall with the sharpie. I was about to get in trouble. I looked to my left and saw Kevin, a smaller kid who never stood up for himself. That was when I thought, "I can get away with this." I looked at the teacher, took a deep breath... | |
[WP] Write about a cowards journey from cowardice to heroic courage | Fuck. His cell was ringing again. He could hear it even in the other room.
John rocked back and forth in his favorite chair. Fuck, fuck, FUCK. He'd lost count of the number of times they had tried to call his cell. Fuck.
A fresh set of tears slid down his face. He couldn't do it. He just couldn't do it. He wa... | "Who did this Jeremy?" asked the teacher. I knew that I was the one who had drawn on the wall with the sharpie. I was about to get in trouble. I looked to my left and saw Kevin, a smaller kid who never stood up for himself. That was when I thought, "I can get away with this." I looked at the teacher, took a deep breath... | |
[WP] Write about a cowards journey from cowardice to heroic courage | I'm always afraid.
When I was five, our house burned down. My mother's boyfriend had a bad crack habit and left his pipe on the sheets. I woke to smoke and the sharp feel of my dog's teeth.
I ran from the house, watching it burn. My mother and sister died that night. The boyfriend made it out.
My foster parent... | He cowered there for what felt like the longest time. Honestly, he’d lost track of just how much time. But the urine that had dampened his pants had dried some time ago. When the first wave of death had rolled down from the hills he’d hidden. Somehow it had missed him. He’d watched as it rolled over his comrades and sn... | |
[WP] Write about a cowards journey from cowardice to heroic courage | Fuck. His cell was ringing again. He could hear it even in the other room.
John rocked back and forth in his favorite chair. Fuck, fuck, FUCK. He'd lost count of the number of times they had tried to call his cell. Fuck.
A fresh set of tears slid down his face. He couldn't do it. He just couldn't do it. He wa... | He cowered there for what felt like the longest time. Honestly, he’d lost track of just how much time. But the urine that had dampened his pants had dried some time ago. When the first wave of death had rolled down from the hills he’d hidden. Somehow it had missed him. He’d watched as it rolled over his comrades and sn... | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | The world began like someone shutting their eyes. Imagination running wild with mythical creatures and land with high peaks that crossed temperatures zones. Beautiful flying things sang through the air. Then, they opened their eyes, darkness.
Fin.
| The beginning came and it was amazing.
Springing to life, Earth's flowers bloomed, A great light came into existence. Animals soon followed and assumed their natural roles. Oceans formed instantly. Then the end came all too quic- | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | It begins after hearing the sound of a metallic slip into the slot;
***Clank***
Black atmosphere, white stars.
Nothing could sate the hunger I was born with.
Gobble, Gobble..
The touch of a ghost..
Game Ov-
| The beginning came and it was amazing.
Springing to life, Earth's flowers bloomed, A great light came into existence. Animals soon followed and assumed their natural roles. Oceans formed instantly. Then the end came all too quic- | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Dust and gas, merging together, clumping, growing and burning. Time passes, life appears and disappears, only to appear again. Ignoring the protests, we just found the mysterious particle.
Unfounded fears of creating a black hol | The beginning came and it was amazing.
Springing to life, Earth's flowers bloomed, A great light came into existence. Animals soon followed and assumed their natural roles. Oceans formed instantly. Then the end came all too quic- | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Though swirled about, it twirled around the vast empty nothingness. No where to go, no where in mind, Thought flowed observing the moving but somehow still universe. Everything was moving, everything everywhere, right down to the littlest molecule was moving, but nothing was living. Nothing around Thought had a sens... | The beginning came and it was amazing.
Springing to life, Earth's flowers bloomed, A great light came into existence. Animals soon followed and assumed their natural roles. Oceans formed instantly. Then the end came all too quic- | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | So kids, let me tell you a story about the beginning of time. A man created the world. Some say, He will come back to life and kill us all. What's that over there? OH JESUS CHR- | The beginning came and it was amazing.
Springing to life, Earth's flowers bloomed, A great light came into existence. Animals soon followed and assumed their natural roles. Oceans formed instantly. Then the end came all too quic- | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Dust and gas, merging together, clumping, growing and burning. Time passes, life appears and disappears, only to appear again. Ignoring the protests, we just found the mysterious particle.
Unfounded fears of creating a black hol | It was a dark and stormy night. Johnson swallowed another glass of the whiskey that was serving as his muse, but his writing wasn’t any good. Who am I kidding, this isn’t any good either. Screw thi | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Dust and gas, merging together, clumping, growing and burning. Time passes, life appears and disappears, only to appear again. Ignoring the protests, we just found the mysterious particle.
Unfounded fears of creating a black hol | In the beginning, we had to band together, provide a collective defense, and share resources to survive. And so it was again in the end, as we weren't prepared for the nightmares of our own creation. | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Dust and gas, merging together, clumping, growing and burning. Time passes, life appears and disappears, only to appear again. Ignoring the protests, we just found the mysterious particle.
Unfounded fears of creating a black hol | "In the beginning silence was it's own music, but like all symphonies, there came an end. It began not with a bang, but with a whisper. A single note. Pure and serine, cast into existence to echo off the deepest darkness. And within the abyss, life was born and it's music was sweet. But like all symphonies, there came ... | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Dust and gas, merging together, clumping, growing and burning. Time passes, life appears and disappears, only to appear again. Ignoring the protests, we just found the mysterious particle.
Unfounded fears of creating a black hol | In the beginning, I was born into a world of hatred. People walked by, either with complete disregard for their neighbor, or worse contempt. My world ended when she was gone, the only one I ever lov-
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[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Dust and gas, merging together, clumping, growing and burning. Time passes, life appears and disappears, only to appear again. Ignoring the protests, we just found the mysterious particle.
Unfounded fears of creating a black hol | As an ominpowerful and all knowing being, can you really question the things I do? I created your universe for no other reason but to observe. But now I am done and like a janitor clean u- | |
[WP] [FF] Write a story about the beginning and end of the world in either 36.5 words, or 365 | Though swirled about, it twirled around the vast empty nothingness. No where to go, no where in mind, Thought flowed observing the moving but somehow still universe. Everything was moving, everything everywhere, right down to the littlest molecule was moving, but nothing was living. Nothing around Thought had a sens... | The world began like someone shutting their eyes. Imagination running wild with mythical creatures and land with high peaks that crossed temperatures zones. Beautiful flying things sang through the air. Then, they opened their eyes, darkness.
Fin.
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Not adventure time the show, sorry. Unless you wanna write one they did.
If you don't feel like replying to any, you can always start another of your own, obviously. | [WP] Adventure time! Start an adventure, replies continue the adventure. | Traka was always an old miser. Even at the age of thirteen, when he should have been chasing girls and reading things to make him more stupid, he longed for the peaceful life. A living boat appealed to him, mostly.
Though they were far too expensive for a mere soldier's son, he ogled them while they rested, suspended... | "Hard to port!" The captain shouted. The engines strained as the starboard engines boosted power to assist the battle cruiser in turning. Three destroyer class ships were closing and there were no other allies in this sector of the nebula. "No ships in range for assistance, sir." The communications officer stated. ... |
The harder it is the guess, the more fun it is to figure out; Like literary charades. An example might be a world that never discovered gunpowder, or one where a certain taboo doesn't exist.
| [WP] Write a story in a world which is similar to ours, except for one significant part. Do not explicitly state the difference, but show the effect it has on society. | *To OP: You did nothing wrong. People are just jerks and downvote a lot of prompts on here. You're actually quite lucky that yours has gotten so many upvotes.*
“Hey Daniel,” she said as he walked into the cafe. She turned her head to look at him.
“Hi,” he waved back. He then walked over to the counter and ordered him... | The sex was great. It was always great with my wife. I wish I could take credit, but from my past *experiences*, I can tell you that when the sex was great, it definitely wasn’t my doing. I’m just a willing participant. When we finished, she rolled off me, and walked to the bathroom, her sheer body suit openly displayi... |
[WP] You're an adult now and you have gotten rid of your old toys; however, your new toys also come to life when you're not around. | "For the Emperor!" Boltguns thundered, chainswords screamed. Brother Champion Gerhard had lead his fellow Black Templars into the midst of the enemy army. The carnage was ultimate. Dozens of orks fell before their righteous fury.
"AAAWWWWRIIIII'T u 'UUUMIEES! Time for a bashin'!" It was the ork Waaaghboos, towering at... | The fleshlight became self aware and so eviscerated by his purpose in life given the gift of sentient thought he chose never to let his mouth be used like that again... limped to the dish washer... prepared himself to be evacuated by the 70C wash cycle...
....cruel fate intervened....
45 minutes later after tortuous ... |
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