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All sexual desire in humans of any kind has disappeared. Every other desire is the exact same as it was before, however, e.g. The desire to sleep, eat, have companionship etc. | [WP] All sexual desire in the human race disappears one day. Tell me what the world is like 6 months later. | “Akirameru. That’s your problem”.
“I am not suicidal.” His cheeks were pink in cold, his lips curled in frustration
“You just haven’t reached there yet. Otherwise, I think you have given up life completely.”
“No. What I am suggesting is that there is nothing worth living for. Look at this billboard. Your next ch... | “Good evening, America. I’m Lauren Greene, and this is the evening political talk show ‘Everyone’s Opinions Matter.’ Our guests tonight include Ms. Klein, a leading businesswoman here to explain why men have no place continuing to push for equal pay for equal work.”
“Let the free market decide what men are worth. ... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | Day one has arrived. After stepping out of the shower, I looked in the mirror. "You're going to change the face of this business. They all love you. Show them why!" I said to myself in my best motivational speak tone. I've been trained by many self-help gurus and top notch salesmen, I was fairly sure I could do this. I... | Sweat dripped down my chest, pooling in the thick curls between my heaving breasts. With every thrust, a few drops would fly free, tumbling in the air towards its waiting target. A feeble moan followed every splash of pungent, masculine froth, as my cock, the lube, and the tumbling beads of sweat would mix. Alexis had ... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | It's my first day at my new job. Comcast hired me to be their new marketing manager. First things first, a meeting with Janet, my boss. During the meeting, Janet goes over all the recent problems and poorly implemented solutions. She also explains what is expected of me. After being shown everything, Janet turn... | Sweat dripped down my chest, pooling in the thick curls between my heaving breasts. With every thrust, a few drops would fly free, tumbling in the air towards its waiting target. A feeble moan followed every splash of pungent, masculine froth, as my cock, the lube, and the tumbling beads of sweat would mix. Alexis had ... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | Nice try Comcast | Sweat dripped down my chest, pooling in the thick curls between my heaving breasts. With every thrust, a few drops would fly free, tumbling in the air towards its waiting target. A feeble moan followed every splash of pungent, masculine froth, as my cock, the lube, and the tumbling beads of sweat would mix. Alexis had ... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | "Get him on the phone! Get that asshole on the phone now!"
"I'm right here, be there in a minute." I shouted back. His reaction meant he'd read my comprehensive report and had chosen one of the plans of action I'd laid out as the best hope for reviving Comcast's image. For some reason he didn't sound happy. I shrugged... | Sweat dripped down my chest, pooling in the thick curls between my heaving breasts. With every thrust, a few drops would fly free, tumbling in the air towards its waiting target. A feeble moan followed every splash of pungent, masculine froth, as my cock, the lube, and the tumbling beads of sweat would mix. Alexis had ... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | "Get him on the phone! Get that asshole on the phone now!"
"I'm right here, be there in a minute." I shouted back. His reaction meant he'd read my comprehensive report and had chosen one of the plans of action I'd laid out as the best hope for reviving Comcast's image. For some reason he didn't sound happy. I shrugged... | "You want me to *what?*" I asked, imposing a calm and rational expression onto my face.
"We have it on good authority that you're the man for the job, sir. We thought you could, ah, offer your expertise in this matter. We do of course have much to offer, in the way of stock options, extensive healthcare plans, not to ... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | "Get him on the phone! Get that asshole on the phone now!"
"I'm right here, be there in a minute." I shouted back. His reaction meant he'd read my comprehensive report and had chosen one of the plans of action I'd laid out as the best hope for reviving Comcast's image. For some reason he didn't sound happy. I shrugged... | Day one has arrived. After stepping out of the shower, I looked in the mirror. "You're going to change the face of this business. They all love you. Show them why!" I said to myself in my best motivational speak tone. I've been trained by many self-help gurus and top notch salesmen, I was fairly sure I could do this. I... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | "Get him on the phone! Get that asshole on the phone now!"
"I'm right here, be there in a minute." I shouted back. His reaction meant he'd read my comprehensive report and had chosen one of the plans of action I'd laid out as the best hope for reviving Comcast's image. For some reason he didn't sound happy. I shrugged... | It's my first day at my new job. Comcast hired me to be their new marketing manager. First things first, a meeting with Janet, my boss. During the meeting, Janet goes over all the recent problems and poorly implemented solutions. She also explains what is expected of me. After being shown everything, Janet turn... |
They tell you to start on reddit. | [WP] You are hired by Comcast to improve their reputation. | "Get him on the phone! Get that asshole on the phone now!"
"I'm right here, be there in a minute." I shouted back. His reaction meant he'd read my comprehensive report and had chosen one of the plans of action I'd laid out as the best hope for reviving Comcast's image. For some reason he didn't sound happy. I shrugged... | Nice try Comcast |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | Here I sit now at the base of this Rahs-forsaken obelisk, the fulfillment of a fools errand we were sent upon an indeterminate amount of time ago. Time, bah, a concept, and not one which this great black tower seems to have any respect for. For that is what it is now, I’m sure of it. I, Shantan, the last of our party a... | I was born and raised in Shin Ras, the Capital city that borders the desert. Every since I was a little boy I remember staring at the black pillar in the distance and wondering just what it was. My father told me stories of the expeditions our people had sent to discover the pillar and how non were successful, he told ... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | The sand in the winds had not worn the words from the ancient stone.
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"For the crime of spreading subversive notions, you were sentenced to a simulated existence in the city from which you have come so far, which has been generated and populated entirely by your own mind. You have lived 612 simulated lifetimes, th... | I was born and raised in Shin Ras, the Capital city that borders the desert. Every since I was a little boy I remember staring at the black pillar in the distance and wondering just what it was. My father told me stories of the expeditions our people had sent to discover the pillar and how non were successful, he told ... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | Here I sit now at the base of this Rahs-forsaken obelisk, the fulfillment of a fools errand we were sent upon an indeterminate amount of time ago. Time, bah, a concept, and not one which this great black tower seems to have any respect for. For that is what it is now, I’m sure of it. I, Shantan, the last of our party a... | Marcus couldn't believe it. He had made it. Centuries of struggle and strife and longing, and he was the first to make it.
He used the hem of his dusty shirt to wipe the sweat from his head and took a long draft from his canteen. He savored it- he knew it would most likely be his last.
Sitting in the shade of The Obe... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | The sand in the winds had not worn the words from the ancient stone.
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"For the crime of spreading subversive notions, you were sentenced to a simulated existence in the city from which you have come so far, which has been generated and populated entirely by your own mind. You have lived 612 simulated lifetimes, th... | Marcus couldn't believe it. He had made it. Centuries of struggle and strife and longing, and he was the first to make it.
He used the hem of his dusty shirt to wipe the sweat from his head and took a long draft from his canteen. He savored it- he knew it would most likely be his last.
Sitting in the shade of The Obe... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | Here I sit now at the base of this Rahs-forsaken obelisk, the fulfillment of a fools errand we were sent upon an indeterminate amount of time ago. Time, bah, a concept, and not one which this great black tower seems to have any respect for. For that is what it is now, I’m sure of it. I, Shantan, the last of our party a... | Take heed the journey you will meet, if you seek as far as the eye could see,
there has only been one who reached its peak, yet they were a pack they traveled as three,
the first did off by the sweltering heat, It beat his soul before his feet,
the second by icy night, frozen far from the light,
the third trudged t... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | The sand in the winds had not worn the words from the ancient stone.
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"For the crime of spreading subversive notions, you were sentenced to a simulated existence in the city from which you have come so far, which has been generated and populated entirely by your own mind. You have lived 612 simulated lifetimes, th... | Take heed the journey you will meet, if you seek as far as the eye could see,
there has only been one who reached its peak, yet they were a pack they traveled as three,
the first did off by the sweltering heat, It beat his soul before his feet,
the second by icy night, frozen far from the light,
the third trudged t... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | Here I sit now at the base of this Rahs-forsaken obelisk, the fulfillment of a fools errand we were sent upon an indeterminate amount of time ago. Time, bah, a concept, and not one which this great black tower seems to have any respect for. For that is what it is now, I’m sure of it. I, Shantan, the last of our party a... | A quick flash of the knife was all I saw before Robert fell from me, getting smaller and smaller as his body hastened on its journey to the ground below. Robert had cut his line. He knew the anchor would not hold us both. Robert Benjamin Thorne - I will never forget that man. I may be the one to reach the obelisk but h... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | The sand in the winds had not worn the words from the ancient stone.
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"For the crime of spreading subversive notions, you were sentenced to a simulated existence in the city from which you have come so far, which has been generated and populated entirely by your own mind. You have lived 612 simulated lifetimes, th... | A quick flash of the knife was all I saw before Robert fell from me, getting smaller and smaller as his body hastened on its journey to the ground below. Robert had cut his line. He knew the anchor would not hold us both. Robert Benjamin Thorne - I will never forget that man. I may be the one to reach the obelisk but h... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | Here I sit now at the base of this Rahs-forsaken obelisk, the fulfillment of a fools errand we were sent upon an indeterminate amount of time ago. Time, bah, a concept, and not one which this great black tower seems to have any respect for. For that is what it is now, I’m sure of it. I, Shantan, the last of our party a... | **cant reply to my own comment on mobile for some reason so here's part 2 of my story**
Silence. Then, first from nowhere, then from everywhere: laughter, uproarious laughter. The king was nearly doubled over in his throne guffawing wildly. The queen's cheeks were red from the effort of holding back her outburst to sh... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | The sand in the winds had not worn the words from the ancient stone.
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"For the crime of spreading subversive notions, you were sentenced to a simulated existence in the city from which you have come so far, which has been generated and populated entirely by your own mind. You have lived 612 simulated lifetimes, th... | **cant reply to my own comment on mobile for some reason so here's part 2 of my story**
Silence. Then, first from nowhere, then from everywhere: laughter, uproarious laughter. The king was nearly doubled over in his throne guffawing wildly. The queen's cheeks were red from the effort of holding back her outburst to sh... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | The sand in the winds had not worn the words from the ancient stone.
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"For the crime of spreading subversive notions, you were sentenced to a simulated existence in the city from which you have come so far, which has been generated and populated entirely by your own mind. You have lived 612 simulated lifetimes, th... | Water for life. All that is necessary for my people is water. Water sustains, water creates. That is all we need and all we have. Water for life. Water is life.
I don't remember the last time I laughed. The crying stopped a long time ago. I lost faith in this damned exodus many cycles ago. I remember how they begged m... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | The sand in the winds had not worn the words from the ancient stone.
---
"For the crime of spreading subversive notions, you were sentenced to a simulated existence in the city from which you have come so far, which has been generated and populated entirely by your own mind. You have lived 612 simulated lifetimes, th... | Here I sit now at the base of this Rahs-forsaken obelisk, the fulfillment of a fools errand we were sent upon an indeterminate amount of time ago. Time, bah, a concept, and not one which this great black tower seems to have any respect for. For that is what it is now, I’m sure of it. I, Shantan, the last of our party a... | |
[WP] The earth is flat. Life and civilization is surrounded by an endless desert. Far in the distance, thousands of kilometers away, an obelisk can be seen with the naked eye. Since the dawn of man we have tried to reach it. You are the last survivor of your party when you reach it. | Day 162, Midday:
It's just me now.
We started off as a group of 20 young, motivated, excited hikers. However, those of us who didn't turn back in the first few days of the journey changed. Youthful joviality became irritability. Excitement because disinterest. Eagerness became pessimism. Perhaps it was a loss of inte... | Day 2202,
My winked hand touched it. It is not a tower, it is more than that. A ten thousands meters wide black obsidian structure rises through the clouds, its height is immeasurable.
I sketch the pattern of the wall into the worn notebook that my father has begun the first pages when they began the journey. Somehow... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | Part 1 of 2
It wasn't supposed to go down like this. It was supposed to be a big payday for all. Charlie didn't trust Gino. Gino didn't trust Charlie, but both of them trusted Maggie. She was their inside man--or woman as it was. She assured them there'd be plenty for all involved. It was the holidays and the safe was... | Jim walked out of his car and into a large warehouse style building. He checked his watch and realized he was three minutes late. Great. His friend who convinced him he HAD to learn how to shoot a gun was the one who set this whole thing up. However, he had warned that this teacher was hardcore and expected people o... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | Jim walked out of his car and into a large warehouse style building. He checked his watch and realized he was three minutes late. Great. His friend who convinced him he HAD to learn how to shoot a gun was the one who set this whole thing up. However, he had warned that this teacher was hardcore and expected people o... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | Jim walked out of his car and into a large warehouse style building. He checked his watch and realized he was three minutes late. Great. His friend who convinced him he HAD to learn how to shoot a gun was the one who set this whole thing up. However, he had warned that this teacher was hardcore and expected people o... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | I sat down, just after taking my pizza out of the oven. As I placed it on the table across from my wife, who continually whined and complained about how I was wasting my potential, a fly landed on the table.
"Don't you dare." I said to the fly. My wife's tone escalated and her face became more red. But all I could foc... | Jim walked out of his car and into a large warehouse style building. He checked his watch and realized he was three minutes late. Great. His friend who convinced him he HAD to learn how to shoot a gun was the one who set this whole thing up. However, he had warned that this teacher was hardcore and expected people o... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | Jim walked out of his car and into a large warehouse style building. He checked his watch and realized he was three minutes late. Great. His friend who convinced him he HAD to learn how to shoot a gun was the one who set this whole thing up. However, he had warned that this teacher was hardcore and expected people o... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | His entire body was still except for his right hand which slowly opened. He had visualized the death of this fly for the entirety of his meal; planned it. The greasy morsel of hamburger over which the fly now prayed did not fall off the dish by chance.
But now, at the hour of its death, J what felt he would later ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | His entire body was still except for his right hand which slowly opened. He had visualized the death of this fly for the entirety of his meal; planned it. The greasy morsel of hamburger over which the fly now prayed did not fall off the dish by chance.
But now, at the hour of its death, J what felt he would later ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | I sat down, just after taking my pizza out of the oven. As I placed it on the table across from my wife, who continually whined and complained about how I was wasting my potential, a fly landed on the table.
"Don't you dare." I said to the fly. My wife's tone escalated and her face became more red. But all I could foc... | His entire body was still except for his right hand which slowly opened. He had visualized the death of this fly for the entirety of his meal; planned it. The greasy morsel of hamburger over which the fly now prayed did not fall off the dish by chance.
But now, at the hour of its death, J what felt he would later ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | His entire body was still except for his right hand which slowly opened. He had visualized the death of this fly for the entirety of his meal; planned it. The greasy morsel of hamburger over which the fly now prayed did not fall off the dish by chance.
But now, at the hour of its death, J what felt he would later ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | My target was sitting across the table from me at a seedy bar in south side Chicago.
We stared into each other's eyes.
He didn't know my purpose.
He averted his gaze for just a moment to address a disturbance; a fly landing on our table.
I took the chance to draw my pistol and blow his god damn brains out.
Now, to... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | My target was sitting across the table from me at a seedy bar in south side Chicago.
We stared into each other's eyes.
He didn't know my purpose.
He averted his gaze for just a moment to address a disturbance; a fly landing on our table.
I took the chance to draw my pistol and blow his god damn brains out.
Now, to... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | I sat down, just after taking my pizza out of the oven. As I placed it on the table across from my wife, who continually whined and complained about how I was wasting my potential, a fly landed on the table.
"Don't you dare." I said to the fly. My wife's tone escalated and her face became more red. But all I could foc... | My target was sitting across the table from me at a seedy bar in south side Chicago.
We stared into each other's eyes.
He didn't know my purpose.
He averted his gaze for just a moment to address a disturbance; a fly landing on our table.
I took the chance to draw my pistol and blow his god damn brains out.
Now, to... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | My target was sitting across the table from me at a seedy bar in south side Chicago.
We stared into each other's eyes.
He didn't know my purpose.
He averted his gaze for just a moment to address a disturbance; a fly landing on our table.
I took the chance to draw my pistol and blow his god damn brains out.
Now, to... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | Secret agent mode activated!
My target: the nasty fly that just landed on my table at Wendy's.
My mission: kill the small, winged monster before it touches my burger.
I quickly look around for some sort of weapon to dispatch the beast, but It seems the most deadly thing around is, in fact, my trusty sneaker. In a ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | Secret agent mode activated!
My target: the nasty fly that just landed on my table at Wendy's.
My mission: kill the small, winged monster before it touches my burger.
I quickly look around for some sort of weapon to dispatch the beast, but It seems the most deadly thing around is, in fact, my trusty sneaker. In a ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | Secret agent mode activated!
My target: the nasty fly that just landed on my table at Wendy's.
My mission: kill the small, winged monster before it touches my burger.
I quickly look around for some sort of weapon to dispatch the beast, but It seems the most deadly thing around is, in fact, my trusty sneaker. In a ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | I was out of ideas.
"Trains? A princess? Another take on Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer?" I slammed my head on my desk as my mind drew blanks. I wrote children's books for a living, if you had the audacity to call it a living. I was barely scraping by. My only successful book was an 8 pager about a fly who fell in love... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | I was out of ideas.
"Trains? A princess? Another take on Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer?" I slammed my head on my desk as my mind drew blanks. I wrote children's books for a living, if you had the audacity to call it a living. I was barely scraping by. My only successful book was an 8 pager about a fly who fell in love... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | I was out of ideas.
"Trains? A princess? Another take on Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer?" I slammed my head on my desk as my mind drew blanks. I wrote children's books for a living, if you had the audacity to call it a living. I was barely scraping by. My only successful book was an 8 pager about a fly who fell in love... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | Must find food.
See table.
See bread.
Land on table.
Walk to bread.
Eat bread.
Big crash.
Table shake.
Bread crushed.
Loud shout.
More shout.
Table flip.
Fly to wall.
See room.
Man fight woman.
See shiny.
Man throw shiny.
Shiny hit woman.
Woman fall.
Man run.
Must find food.
| |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | Must find food.
See table.
See bread.
Land on table.
Walk to bread.
Eat bread.
Big crash.
Table shake.
Bread crushed.
Loud shout.
More shout.
Table flip.
Fly to wall.
See room.
Man fight woman.
See shiny.
Man throw shiny.
Shiny hit woman.
Woman fall.
Man run.
Must find food.
| |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | The fly landed down.
I killed it with one quick smack.
I will face no charge. | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | The fly landed down.
I killed it with one quick smack.
I will face no charge. | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | A fly lands on a cup of wine.
Person tries to swat the fly.
Hits glass instead.
Glass shatters as it hits the floor.
Person A begins to clean up.
Person B carelessly walks through the broken glass, crushing the larger pieces.
Person A calls out person B.
Person B tells off person A.
Person A is pissed at B's ar... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | A fly lands on a cup of wine.
Person tries to swat the fly.
Hits glass instead.
Glass shatters as it hits the floor.
Person A begins to clean up.
Person B carelessly walks through the broken glass, crushing the larger pieces.
Person A calls out person B.
Person B tells off person A.
Person A is pissed at B's ar... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | The fly landed on the table, its feet immediately coated in the dense grease that seemed to permeate every inch of the sordid little cafe in downtown Istanbul. The current user of the table looked at it in irritation, pausing his almost constant mopping of his sweaty armpits to fling a stray hand in the fly's direction... | A fly landed on my kitchen table. I tried waving it off but the bugger kept coming back. I decided that enough was enough. I got into my car and drove off to the store.
Only to find that there was a bleeding traffic jam right in the heart of town. Bloody roadworks. Pay my dues just to get treated like trash. And what ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | A fly landed on my kitchen table. I tried waving it off but the bugger kept coming back. I decided that enough was enough. I got into my car and drove off to the store.
Only to find that there was a bleeding traffic jam right in the heart of town. Bloody roadworks. Pay my dues just to get treated like trash. And what ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | "Somebody put a sheet over 'im! So what's the story, Jerry?" the chief asked as he rubbed his hands together and pushed down his tuft of hair.
"Well, it seems like this poor sucker was lured in hear by that fruit over there and ended up getting stuck on this glued-up paper. He must have starved to death over a few d... | A fly lands on a table, prompting the man, who planned to kill all flies, to smash it. 24 days later, he was brought before the Fly Tribunal to defend himself against the charges of first degree murder. | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | I sat down, just after taking my pizza out of the oven. As I placed it on the table across from my wife, who continually whined and complained about how I was wasting my potential, a fly landed on the table.
"Don't you dare." I said to the fly. My wife's tone escalated and her face became more red. But all I could foc... | The party was coming to an end, it was midday and most of the family members had gone home. It was his 21st birthday. Jonathan sat in his lawn chair, tipsy and swatting Flys away from the last of his birthday cake. Frustrated, he grabbed another beer, angry at his parents for forcing on him a birthday party outside in ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | It started with a fly landing on a table.I had grabed it and watched it squirm. At the age of seven I marvelled at how easily I could kill this small insect. Slowly squeezing I felt each twitch and smiled when it was a pulp.
The next experiment was a kitten. The cat in the shed had a litter. Holding one in my hand I w... | The party was coming to an end, it was midday and most of the family members had gone home. It was his 21st birthday. Jonathan sat in his lawn chair, tipsy and swatting Flys away from the last of his birthday cake. Frustrated, he grabbed another beer, angry at his parents for forcing on him a birthday party outside in ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | The party was coming to an end, it was midday and most of the family members had gone home. It was his 21st birthday. Jonathan sat in his lawn chair, tipsy and swatting Flys away from the last of his birthday cake. Frustrated, he grabbed another beer, angry at his parents for forcing on him a birthday party outside in ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | I sat down, just after taking my pizza out of the oven. As I placed it on the table across from my wife, who continually whined and complained about how I was wasting my potential, a fly landed on the table.
"Don't you dare." I said to the fly. My wife's tone escalated and her face became more red. But all I could foc... | A fly, having been born only a few days before, landed atop a table in it's search for food. It had been darting around the kitchen, when it caught the scent of the sugar next to the teapot. Walking carefully along the table's edge, the fly slowly approached the sugar. It arrived at the sugar bowl and began to eat the ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | A fly, having been born only a few days before, landed atop a table in it's search for food. It had been darting around the kitchen, when it caught the scent of the sugar next to the teapot. Walking carefully along the table's edge, the fly slowly approached the sugar. It arrived at the sugar bowl and began to eat the ... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | I sat down, just after taking my pizza out of the oven. As I placed it on the table across from my wife, who continually whined and complained about how I was wasting my potential, a fly landed on the table.
"Don't you dare." I said to the fly. My wife's tone escalated and her face became more red. But all I could foc... | Part 1 of 2
It wasn't supposed to go down like this. It was supposed to be a big payday for all. Charlie didn't trust Gino. Gino didn't trust Charlie, but both of them trusted Maggie. She was their inside man--or woman as it was. She assured them there'd be plenty for all involved. It was the holidays and the safe was... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | Part 1 of 2
It wasn't supposed to go down like this. It was supposed to be a big payday for all. Charlie didn't trust Gino. Gino didn't trust Charlie, but both of them trusted Maggie. She was their inside man--or woman as it was. She assured them there'd be plenty for all involved. It was the holidays and the safe was... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | It started with a fly landing on a table.I had grabed it and watched it squirm. At the age of seven I marvelled at how easily I could kill this small insect. Slowly squeezing I felt each twitch and smiled when it was a pulp.
The next experiment was a kitten. The cat in the shed had a litter. Holding one in my hand I w... | Sitting outside on a bench, a woman reading a book on her e-reader clicked the button to read the next page. A buzzing sound distracted her and she looked up in annoyance. She saw the fly land on the table and the woman scowled, and waved her hand in front of the fly to shoo it away.
The fly didn't move.
She flicke... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | Bzzzzt
“You little bastard!” My fury knew no bounds at this point. My coffee had grown cold long ago and my computer screen still stood blank, staring at me, taunting me, and practically screaming a list of all my failures.
It was going to be my next big novel but I had nothing. Not a character, not a single plot... | Sitting outside on a bench, a woman reading a book on her e-reader clicked the button to read the next page. A buzzing sound distracted her and she looked up in annoyance. She saw the fly land on the table and the woman scowled, and waved her hand in front of the fly to shoo it away.
The fly didn't move.
She flicke... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | Sitting outside on a bench, a woman reading a book on her e-reader clicked the button to read the next page. A buzzing sound distracted her and she looked up in annoyance. She saw the fly land on the table and the woman scowled, and waved her hand in front of the fly to shoo it away.
The fly didn't move.
She flicke... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | John and Karen are laughing. Everything is going well. They've just moved in to their new apartment, and their relationship has never been better. Unfortunately, their privacy is quickly violated by the dastardly invasion of a common house fly, which lands on the table behind John. Karen, who was never fond of things w... | Sitting outside on a bench, a woman reading a book on her e-reader clicked the button to read the next page. A buzzing sound distracted her and she looked up in annoyance. She saw the fly land on the table and the woman scowled, and waved her hand in front of the fly to shoo it away.
The fly didn't move.
She flicke... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | I sat down, just after taking my pizza out of the oven. As I placed it on the table across from my wife, who continually whined and complained about how I was wasting my potential, a fly landed on the table.
"Don't you dare." I said to the fly. My wife's tone escalated and her face became more red. But all I could foc... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | When you swat a fly, you might hit a fork instead.
When you hit a fork, you might send it flying.
When you send a fork flying, you might hit a waiter.
When you hit a waiter, he might cuss very loudly.
When a waiter cusses very loudly, he might startle an old lady.
When you startle an old lady, she might not tip as... | It started with a fly landing on a table.I had grabed it and watched it squirm. At the age of seven I marvelled at how easily I could kill this small insect. Slowly squeezing I felt each twitch and smiled when it was a pulp.
The next experiment was a kitten. The cat in the shed had a litter. Holding one in my hand I w... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | John and Karen are laughing. Everything is going well. They've just moved in to their new apartment, and their relationship has never been better. Unfortunately, their privacy is quickly violated by the dastardly invasion of a common house fly, which lands on the table behind John. Karen, who was never fond of things w... | Bzzzzt
“You little bastard!” My fury knew no bounds at this point. My coffee had grown cold long ago and my computer screen still stood blank, staring at me, taunting me, and practically screaming a list of all my failures.
It was going to be my next big novel but I had nothing. Not a character, not a single plot... | |
[WP]: A fly lands on a table, starting a chain of events that gradually escalates to first degree murder | Zzz
A fly
A flight
A table
A piece of toast
Butter
A jump
A taste
A swat
The man
An anger
An argument
A slap
A scream
A car screech
A tear
A phone call
Another man
A passion
A regret
A remorse
A promise
A kiss goodbye
A rest
Silence
A car door
The man
A grunt
An empty bottle
Evidence
R... | "So, do we have an understanding?"
Turning his gaze down to think about the offer, Jon noticed a small fly landed on the table. He quickly waved his hand, trying to keep it away from the spaghetti.
At once the man across from him jumped out of his chair, pulling out the gun resting by his hip. "Excuse me, boy? Was ... | |
Edit: This is the frist prompt I've put up and I'm glad to see a lot of creative stories. I'm definitely going to do this again. | [WP] The world as you know it has been destroyed by nukes. You've lived in a well stocked bunker for 2 years. Food is extremely low and you've decided to see the world before you starve to death. Describe it. | [OT] Not sure if profanity is allowed - relatively new, please advise.
A prank.
A goddamn fucking prank.
They told me - everyone told me to get to the shelter and to get in and lock the door. They say that they couldn't reach me once I was in.
I was about to starve to death in there. My *mom* was in on it. My mom... | The last can. I've eaten the contents of the others. Hell, I licked them clean. This was the last one. Every jar of preserved fruit I savored, every grain of rice I chased from the edges of my bowl, and not a single pea went to waste.
For two years I've rationed my food carefully, I cooked with as much recycled water... |
Edit: This is the frist prompt I've put up and I'm glad to see a lot of creative stories. I'm definitely going to do this again. | [WP] The world as you know it has been destroyed by nukes. You've lived in a well stocked bunker for 2 years. Food is extremely low and you've decided to see the world before you starve to death. Describe it. | The world is a desolate place now. Four hundred and seventy one days ago, the first nuclear bomb was launched. I know we shot the first one into the sky. The wars had been going on for years and we were losing life after life trying to bring home a victory.
The worst was yet to come. Recounting World War Two, we were... | Two long, cold and lonely years.
Two long years of living underground. Pale itchy skin.
Two years of doing things I never thought possible.
I couldn't take it anymore. I had to risk venturing outside. I needed something else. Some other form of nutrition.
My entire family was now gone.
I simply cannot handle ... |
[WP] You are a member of a sentient, non space-faring species on a far away planet. One day, a human made satellite is put into your planet's orbit. | We had studied the stars for generations. One day we noticed a shooting star that never fell, wrapping around and around our planet everynight. The wise men heralded it as the beginning of a new age. How right they'd been.
When it landed we gathered around it. These sleek black lines and smooth surfaces could only hav... | “Sir. Sir,” yelled Oaraki.
Hanpu sighed and looked up from the paperwork he was reading. “What is it?”
Oaraki rested against the doorway, panting. “Something came from space. We picked it up with our telescopes.”
Hanpu took his glasses off his primary eyes. “What are you talking about?”
Oaraki put a set of pictures... | |
[WP] Zombie apocalypse! Some one discovers that Zombie meat isn't actually infectious when cooked and is also DAMNED tasty. | The only thing we hadn’t run out of was zombies. Fuckers just kept on coming. We cleared them out; they’d come back the next season. We moved somewhere else; they’d find us a short time later. We tried growing food; they’d trample the defenses and ruin our crops.
We’d come to our wits end. Food became scarcer to find.... | They heard them already scratching the glass, doing whatever they could to break in. They knew that it was the last moments we would be spending together, there were too many of them, they could never make it out together.
Every second that passes by they hear the glass break a little more, as they growl at us, ready ... | |
[WP] Zombie apocalypse! Some one discovers that Zombie meat isn't actually infectious when cooked and is also DAMNED tasty. | The only thing we hadn’t run out of was zombies. Fuckers just kept on coming. We cleared them out; they’d come back the next season. We moved somewhere else; they’d find us a short time later. We tried growing food; they’d trample the defenses and ruin our crops.
We’d come to our wits end. Food became scarcer to find.... | "Strange." Joseph had said aloud to himself, staring at the roaring fire in front of him.
It was the dead of night. The sky was like a sea of black and blue, sprinkled with the white foam of stars. Light illuminated the ground from the sickly yellow moon way above. A blazing flame ran and swayed on a long, dried piece... | |
[WP] Someone offers a toast at a dinner. The toast has a different meaning for every person at the table. | "May life bring you everything you so richly deserve." | "Welcome home.
My wife, returning after 3 weeks in hospital after complications during child birth.
Matt, my son, joining us for the first time.
Keith, my father, forced out of my life by my teenage mothers parents. I'm so glad to have reconnected again and have you here today to share this moment.
David, my brothe... | |
[WP] Someone offers a toast at a dinner. The toast has a different meaning for every person at the table. | "Guys, toast is ready!"
*-and I hope they like this new farmer's market bread. Leon is always such a picky eater!*
*Oh goodness, I really shouldn't be having carbs right now...*
*Euggh, it looks burned. Gross. Suppose I still have to eat some to be polite.*
*Aw, it's a bit burned like Nona used to make when I was l... | "To Life!" toasts Milton Bradley IV
"Indeed, to Life," echoes Nooyi Indra, majority stakeholder of PepsiCo, parent of Quaker Oats Cereal.
"To life..." says the third person at the table, John, still reeling from the stage 4 cancer diagnosis he received earlier in the week. | |
[WP] Anything you write in this magical phone comes true, but it has autocorrect. What do you wish for, and what do you end up getting instead? | I almost walked straight past it, but curiosity got the better of me and I picked up the discarded Motorola Razr off the ground. I mean, who even uses Motorolas anymore?
I looked around the park, trying to find it's owner - but I was all alone. I shrugged and started to play with the phone - strange that a discarded ... | I wish for Pringles, yet to my horror I get pregnant | |
[WP] Anything you write in this magical phone comes true, but it has autocorrect. What do you wish for, and what do you end up getting instead? | So there I was, ducking a hot grill... | I wish for Pringles, yet to my horror I get pregnant | |
[WP] Your entire life has actually been a dream. | [WP] Your entire life has actually been a dream. You wake up in a hospital bed and have been told you were in a coma for X years. You have no idea who the people are around you. | I look around to find myself pondering the beauty of the world. I was atop Black Mountain gazing off into a sunset that melted the valley around it. From this elevation I thought I might be able to stretch my eyes as much to see the city of Phoenix. A beautiful life I was living in a beautiful world with the most beaut... | I suppose this is a part two of a [WP] that I did a few weeks ago. Which can be found here.
http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2psq2f/wp_for_years_a_room_in_your_house_has_been_locked/
Bright white light filled her vision and suddenly she was lying on her back on a bed of some sorts. She flung her hand ... |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | She entered the cafe with confidence, her blonde hair was tied up in a no - nonsense bun that didn't help her battle with bitchy resting face syndrome. She scanned the room and met my gaze, I nodded in hopeful recognition, her demeanour didn't change, not a hint of emotion as she walked towards me. I stood up to welcom... | I'm not your real mom. | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | Hey! Thanks thanks the wind really kicked up, this is gonna take months to re-organize everything! I have been meaning to get a new briefcase.
oh...man why did you have to read that...this happened to my last neighbor | I'm not your real mom. | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | Here's two aspirin and a cup of water. We had a lot of fun last night. Anyways I should get going and you should probably get some plan b or soemthing. | I'm not your real mom. | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | (I've just knocked on your door, and you've opened it for me)
Hello there! My name is [REDACTED]. I just moved in next door, and I wanted - oh, you saw the moving trucks? Yeah, sorry about those! I had a lot of things to move in here - they must have been coming in all week, haha.
Anyway, I just wanted to introduce m... | I'm not your real mom. | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | You probably don’t remember me but we met a few weeks ago. You were working at the time. You were wearing those little black shorts. You know the ones. You always wear them at the start of the week, right after you've done your washing. When you smiled at me over the counter and asked me how I was I could tell you were... | I'm not your real mom. | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | Here's two aspirin and a cup of water. We had a lot of fun last night. Anyways I should get going and you should probably get some plan b or soemthing. | Hi, I'm your new next door neighbour. I made you some cookies to welcome you to the neighbourhood. I also came round to ask if they told you about the person who lived here last. No? Ohhh... Okay. No one really knows what happened. He just went missing one day. Maybe if he'd been a law abiding guy, he'd still be here. ... | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | Here's two aspirin and a cup of water. We had a lot of fun last night. Anyways I should get going and you should probably get some plan b or soemthing. | hi, i'm crash. your friend, mr. daniel, told me that you might be able to help me with something, so i thought i'd swing by and introduce myself.
no,no. no need to get up. the rest of your family is sleeping peacefully, so let's not wake them. | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | You probably don’t remember me but we met a few weeks ago. You were working at the time. You were wearing those little black shorts. You know the ones. You always wear them at the start of the week, right after you've done your washing. When you smiled at me over the counter and asked me how I was I could tell you were... | She entered the cafe with confidence, her blonde hair was tied up in a no - nonsense bun that didn't help her battle with bitchy resting face syndrome. She scanned the room and met my gaze, I nodded in hopeful recognition, her demeanour didn't change, not a hint of emotion as she walked towards me. I stood up to welcom... | |
[WP] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you, but only with your last sentence. | You probably don’t remember me but we met a few weeks ago. You were working at the time. You were wearing those little black shorts. You know the ones. You always wear them at the start of the week, right after you've done your washing. When you smiled at me over the counter and asked me how I was I could tell you were... | (I've just knocked on your door, and you've opened it for me)
Hello there! My name is [REDACTED]. I just moved in next door, and I wanted - oh, you saw the moving trucks? Yeah, sorry about those! I had a lot of things to move in here - they must have been coming in all week, haha.
Anyway, I just wanted to introduce m... | |
Here's a couple to get you thinking, feel free to use these, or make your own.
* Is one famous or important person worth more than thousands of unimportant people?
* What would you do for a billion dollars?
* Death penalty, or other controversial topic.
* At what point is it okay to kill, steal, etc.?
Explore all ... | [WP] Pick a moral conundrum, and weave it into a story that will give me something to think about. | One thing they should mention in the pamphlet is that if you lack a sense of smell, war is a perfect place for you. Otherwise, unless you enjoy a cocktail of corpses, vomit, feces and rats strewn around like kites, you would best stay home.
It was late April, and the spring shows had arrived in full force. I was sta... |
Sunlight burned orange through the gun-smoke. Arrick coughed into his fist, winced at the blood that spattered his hand and rolled onto his back. Around him the wreck he had made lay still, like some twisted masterpiece; an eternal moment seared into his memory. Men and women lay scattered about, rent into inhuman sh... |
Here's a couple to get you thinking, feel free to use these, or make your own.
* Is one famous or important person worth more than thousands of unimportant people?
* What would you do for a billion dollars?
* Death penalty, or other controversial topic.
* At what point is it okay to kill, steal, etc.?
Explore all ... | [WP] Pick a moral conundrum, and weave it into a story that will give me something to think about. | I always had thought that the “devil and angel on the shoulder-thing” was silly. But perhaps I had never had a moral quandary strong enough to make me understand.
Until tonight.
I started innocently enough.
“No one would even know.”
That was the opening salvo of the devil. And he was right. How could anyone po... |
Sunlight burned orange through the gun-smoke. Arrick coughed into his fist, winced at the blood that spattered his hand and rolled onto his back. Around him the wreck he had made lay still, like some twisted masterpiece; an eternal moment seared into his memory. Men and women lay scattered about, rent into inhuman sh... |
Here's a couple to get you thinking, feel free to use these, or make your own.
* Is one famous or important person worth more than thousands of unimportant people?
* What would you do for a billion dollars?
* Death penalty, or other controversial topic.
* At what point is it okay to kill, steal, etc.?
Explore all ... | [WP] Pick a moral conundrum, and weave it into a story that will give me something to think about. | I always had thought that the “devil and angel on the shoulder-thing” was silly. But perhaps I had never had a moral quandary strong enough to make me understand.
Until tonight.
I started innocently enough.
“No one would even know.”
That was the opening salvo of the devil. And he was right. How could anyone po... | My girlfriend's name is Mary Jane, as her parents became older and grew into their respectability, they tried to claim she was named after the character from the Spiderman comics or after an Irish grandmother on her mother's side. Anything really, other than Ma and Pa being stoners who thought it was a good idea at the... |
Here's a couple to get you thinking, feel free to use these, or make your own.
* Is one famous or important person worth more than thousands of unimportant people?
* What would you do for a billion dollars?
* Death penalty, or other controversial topic.
* At what point is it okay to kill, steal, etc.?
Explore all ... | [WP] Pick a moral conundrum, and weave it into a story that will give me something to think about. | One thing they should mention in the pamphlet is that if you lack a sense of smell, war is a perfect place for you. Otherwise, unless you enjoy a cocktail of corpses, vomit, feces and rats strewn around like kites, you would best stay home.
It was late April, and the spring shows had arrived in full force. I was sta... | There was a boy, Alston. Not a boy, in age respect, but a boy deep down, because aren't we all?
23 years old, an aspiring novelist but the kind that daydreamed all the time, instead of doing. To become one of the greats in his passion, he will be, he thought to himself. Most would daydream on perhaps what one could ... |
Here's a couple to get you thinking, feel free to use these, or make your own.
* Is one famous or important person worth more than thousands of unimportant people?
* What would you do for a billion dollars?
* Death penalty, or other controversial topic.
* At what point is it okay to kill, steal, etc.?
Explore all ... | [WP] Pick a moral conundrum, and weave it into a story that will give me something to think about. | I always had thought that the “devil and angel on the shoulder-thing” was silly. But perhaps I had never had a moral quandary strong enough to make me understand.
Until tonight.
I started innocently enough.
“No one would even know.”
That was the opening salvo of the devil. And he was right. How could anyone po... | There was a boy, Alston. Not a boy, in age respect, but a boy deep down, because aren't we all?
23 years old, an aspiring novelist but the kind that daydreamed all the time, instead of doing. To become one of the greats in his passion, he will be, he thought to himself. Most would daydream on perhaps what one could ... |
[WP] You are an alien commander briefing your troops on the human enemy and their seemingly magical abilities to sense your kind, an alien race with no sense of sight. | "We engage in two hours. I won't kid you, this is the easiest alien race we ever encountered. " commander stomped his foot. "Our weapons are only slightly better, but we found one huge weakness on these creatures, you see they have something similar to our sonar sense- instead they look for solar deflection, they call... | Hrothgorians, this cycle, we face an enemy unlike any other. Countless worlds have fallen before us. Many without any retaliation. This battle is different. Somehow, these "humans" are aware of us.
Despite centuries of perfecting our combat skins, they sense us. How exactly, is beyond even our best thinkers. Our skin... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | *Almost there…*
I open the door to the bathroom
*GOD DAMNIT!*
There was someone already using a bathroom stall...
*Oh well he will understand…*
As I take a seat in the only other stall I hear the man really pushing.
*Just get it done and over with…*
I hear the door open and someone is on their cell phone talking... | James went with Shaun to Geno’s for lunch as per usual, more uncomfortable than normal. Shaun noticed quickly and blurted:
“Alright what the hell is with you man?”
“Nothing” leaked out of James’ mouth.
“C’mon I want to eat comfortably here.”
“Fine fine. Uh, well, you know those random thoughts you get? The ones whe... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | Hi dear reddit community,
this is my first attempt at writing and to get experience and critics I decided to give a shot at these word prompts. Would appreciate every little bit of critique even if it is all bad .
Ps: Sorry for my bad englisch , since it isnt my first language.
Mind:"I want to kill you "
"Huh, what ... | James went with Shaun to Geno’s for lunch as per usual, more uncomfortable than normal. Shaun noticed quickly and blurted:
“Alright what the hell is with you man?”
“Nothing” leaked out of James’ mouth.
“C’mon I want to eat comfortably here.”
“Fine fine. Uh, well, you know those random thoughts you get? The ones whe... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | In my mind's eye, I saw her face. Her green, almond eyes, and her aquiline nose. Her braided, brunette hair. Her thinly, elegant lips. She wore a green, baggy college sweatshirt, with the words "NOTRE DAME" plastered in white. She held her pajama'd legs close to her heart as she stared at herself in the full-length mir... | James went with Shaun to Geno’s for lunch as per usual, more uncomfortable than normal. Shaun noticed quickly and blurted:
“Alright what the hell is with you man?”
“Nothing” leaked out of James’ mouth.
“C’mon I want to eat comfortably here.”
“Fine fine. Uh, well, you know those random thoughts you get? The ones whe... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | You know those thoughts that randomly pop into your head,completely unrelated to what you where thinking.I always thought that's just how the brain works.Losing your train of thought and hoping on to a new one is normal.
Well it is normal apparently,just not in the way I thought it was.
One day I was just at the sup... | James went with Shaun to Geno’s for lunch as per usual, more uncomfortable than normal. Shaun noticed quickly and blurted:
“Alright what the hell is with you man?”
“Nothing” leaked out of James’ mouth.
“C’mon I want to eat comfortably here.”
“Fine fine. Uh, well, you know those random thoughts you get? The ones whe... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | I feel like I don’t always know myself. I mean, I guess that’s not uncommon - many people don’t feel comfortable in their own skin. Normally, I do feel comfortable, but my recent breakup made the subconscious voices louder in my head and I was a little off lately. Who doesn’t occasionally think “why did I do that?” or ... | James went with Shaun to Geno’s for lunch as per usual, more uncomfortable than normal. Shaun noticed quickly and blurted:
“Alright what the hell is with you man?”
“Nothing” leaked out of James’ mouth.
“C’mon I want to eat comfortably here.”
“Fine fine. Uh, well, you know those random thoughts you get? The ones whe... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | In my mind's eye, I saw her face. Her green, almond eyes, and her aquiline nose. Her braided, brunette hair. Her thinly, elegant lips. She wore a green, baggy college sweatshirt, with the words "NOTRE DAME" plastered in white. She held her pajama'd legs close to her heart as she stared at herself in the full-length mir... | *Almost there…*
I open the door to the bathroom
*GOD DAMNIT!*
There was someone already using a bathroom stall...
*Oh well he will understand…*
As I take a seat in the only other stall I hear the man really pushing.
*Just get it done and over with…*
I hear the door open and someone is on their cell phone talking... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | You know those thoughts that randomly pop into your head,completely unrelated to what you where thinking.I always thought that's just how the brain works.Losing your train of thought and hoping on to a new one is normal.
Well it is normal apparently,just not in the way I thought it was.
One day I was just at the sup... | *Almost there…*
I open the door to the bathroom
*GOD DAMNIT!*
There was someone already using a bathroom stall...
*Oh well he will understand…*
As I take a seat in the only other stall I hear the man really pushing.
*Just get it done and over with…*
I hear the door open and someone is on their cell phone talking... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | I feel like I don’t always know myself. I mean, I guess that’s not uncommon - many people don’t feel comfortable in their own skin. Normally, I do feel comfortable, but my recent breakup made the subconscious voices louder in my head and I was a little off lately. Who doesn’t occasionally think “why did I do that?” or ... | *Almost there…*
I open the door to the bathroom
*GOD DAMNIT!*
There was someone already using a bathroom stall...
*Oh well he will understand…*
As I take a seat in the only other stall I hear the man really pushing.
*Just get it done and over with…*
I hear the door open and someone is on their cell phone talking... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | You know those thoughts that randomly pop into your head,completely unrelated to what you where thinking.I always thought that's just how the brain works.Losing your train of thought and hoping on to a new one is normal.
Well it is normal apparently,just not in the way I thought it was.
One day I was just at the sup... | Hi dear reddit community,
this is my first attempt at writing and to get experience and critics I decided to give a shot at these word prompts. Would appreciate every little bit of critique even if it is all bad .
Ps: Sorry for my bad englisch , since it isnt my first language.
Mind:"I want to kill you "
"Huh, what ... | |
[WP]Everyone on earth has a "brain buddy", half the time you hear their thoughts, and half the time they hear your thoughts. Nobody has ever realised this or met their brain buddy, until you find yours accidentally. | I feel like I don’t always know myself. I mean, I guess that’s not uncommon - many people don’t feel comfortable in their own skin. Normally, I do feel comfortable, but my recent breakup made the subconscious voices louder in my head and I was a little off lately. Who doesn’t occasionally think “why did I do that?” or ... | Clarify this a bit: If half the time you hear them, and half the time they hear you, surely both know where each other lives? Except maybe if the other person thinks in different language.
And if it was in different language, how nobody realizes this? o.O |
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