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[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and ... | It's common to think out of normal constraints and find out that articulation is not as difficult out of box as i thought starting off on a paragraph blurb. Basically, my story is a story of typical shit, and typical days. My first and major passion is music and any sounds around us, you could say that I am always play... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I work with accounts and various financial stuff , I'm good at auditing, particularly looking for fraud transactions. I usually find Criminal Minds, Scrubs and Big Bang amusing. Podcast is amazing. I run for building up cardio and any workout is fun. | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I find that such a difficult task is actually a way to polish your mind and as such I find tasks such as this amusing. In primary school I was always part of a group of smart kids and I always thought I had to work hard to stay that way, though work was loathing. This may sound contradictory to what I said but my point... | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Oh my God, why would I want to do a thing that stupid. It's not as if writing without using a particular symbol is hard.
What can I say , I am in Britain, I am a man, I occasionally do writing. | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This guy is good at work. Things occur that won't pass by without difficulty. Masturbation and playstation can hold a lot of options in using up his days. Consumption of snacks and drinks pass lips at customary hours. A standard human that can impart communications with public, family and chums in comfort. All said, a... | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Cynical about individuals, optimistic about humanity. Also, cats. | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | But why? This is stupid. Why would I want to do this? If this ~~proves~~ shows anything, why would I want to show a random ~~collection~~... Fuck. bunch of ~~people~~ guys? Okay. Uh. ~~Maybe~~ ~~Perhaps~~ Fuuuuck. This may try my skills.
Okay. ~~Whatever~~ I'll try.
I'm ~~quite~~ kinda chill I think. I'm human. A chi... | I'm always too cynical, I don't think I can actually do this tbh! What if I fuck it up? I'll try though, I totally should. Just don't shout things my way if it's not up to your standards, okay? I'm a bit of a pussy with handling criticism. So I was told. Okay, should just start finishing things up now, I'm basically ju... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I find that such a difficult task is actually a way to polish your mind and as such I find tasks such as this amusing. In primary school I was always part of a group of smart kids and I always thought I had to work hard to stay that way, though work was loathing. This may sound contradictory to what I said but my point... | It's not as if I'm an unkind soul, it's just that from about six by two full orbits of Sol onwards I was simply sick of it all. Although not outwardly disdainful, a painful lump of cynicism burnt hotly within. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | It's not as if I'm an unkind soul, it's just that from about six by two full orbits of Sol onwards I was simply sick of it all. Although not outwardly disdainful, a painful lump of cynicism burnt hotly within. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | It's not as if I'm an unkind soul, it's just that from about six by two full orbits of Sol onwards I was simply sick of it all. Although not outwardly disdainful, a painful lump of cynicism burnt hotly within. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | It's not as if I'm an unkind soul, it's just that from about six by two full orbits of Sol onwards I was simply sick of it all. Although not outwardly disdainful, a painful lump of cynicism burnt hotly within. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | I am a husband and a dad. I work in IT for a global car company and am also an aspiring politician.
I also play drums and do martial arts to stay fit and unwind. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I am a husband and a dad. I work in IT for a global car company and am also an aspiring politician.
I also play drums and do martial arts to stay fit and unwind. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | I am a husband and a dad. I work in IT for a global car company and am also an aspiring politician.
I also play drums and do martial arts to stay fit and unwind. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | I am thought of by most as small, but in my mind, I am big. I run big. I think big. I clarify big facts. I craft big myths. I find big innovations. My soul is big, and if it but had an opportunity, it could touch infinity. If I could but match my body to my spirit, all would know who I am within. For now, though, my bo... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I am thought of by most as small, but in my mind, I am big. I run big. I think big. I clarify big facts. I craft big myths. I find big innovations. My soul is big, and if it but had an opportunity, it could touch infinity. If I could but match my body to my spirit, all would know who I am within. For now, though, my bo... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | I am thought of by most as small, but in my mind, I am big. I run big. I think big. I clarify big facts. I craft big myths. I find big innovations. My soul is big, and if it but had an opportunity, it could touch infinity. If I could but match my body to my spirit, all would know who I am within. For now, though, my bo... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | Hi pal, I'm Jack. I go to school and study ways to apply math and physics to worldly issues. I am a participant on my school's track squad - I only do high jump and long jump. I'm a big dork; I do math willingly, only play classical music, and I don't go out and party. I am very happy with how I'm doing and I wouldn't ... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | Hi pal, I'm Jack. I go to school and study ways to apply math and physics to worldly issues. I am a participant on my school's track squad - I only do high jump and long jump. I'm a big dork; I do math willingly, only play classical music, and I don't go out and party. I am very happy with how I'm doing and I wouldn't ... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | Hi pal, I'm Jack. I go to school and study ways to apply math and physics to worldly issues. I am a participant on my school's track squad - I only do high jump and long jump. I'm a big dork; I do math willingly, only play classical music, and I don't go out and party. I am very happy with how I'm doing and I wouldn't ... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I am an actor of the lady-sort. My craft is my passion. I also obtain joy from knitting, baking, trivia night with my boy, and marathon-watching that show with another lady actor, Ms. Graham, in which quirky words flow from mom to kid, Rory, in a quaint town up north in the US.
(Jeez it's hard to describe Gilmore Gir... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I'm not good at living. I try hard but accomplish nothing. To most I am not worth anything. I am living solo for all my days. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I was, against my will, in a city as cold and dark as my soul could stand. So not too long ago, I put my things in two gigantic bags and took a flight to California, with no plan to go back. Now and again I miss my family and all my old buds. But obviously this is amazing. I found a job. I bought a car. I can run along... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | "I always start off alright; it always turns out that I'm incapable." | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I find that such a difficult task is actually a way to polish your mind and as such I find tasks such as this amusing. In primary school I was always part of a group of smart kids and I always thought I had to work hard to stay that way, though work was loathing. This may sound contradictory to what I said but my point... | I work with accounts and various financial stuff , I'm good at auditing, particularly looking for fraud transactions. I usually find Criminal Minds, Scrubs and Big Bang amusing. Podcast is amazing. I run for building up cardio and any workout is fun. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | I work with accounts and various financial stuff , I'm good at auditing, particularly looking for fraud transactions. I usually find Criminal Minds, Scrubs and Big Bang amusing. Podcast is amazing. I run for building up cardio and any workout is fun. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I work with accounts and various financial stuff , I'm good at auditing, particularly looking for fraud transactions. I usually find Criminal Minds, Scrubs and Big Bang amusing. Podcast is amazing. I run for building up cardio and any workout is fun. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | I work with accounts and various financial stuff , I'm good at auditing, particularly looking for fraud transactions. I usually find Criminal Minds, Scrubs and Big Bang amusing. Podcast is amazing. I run for building up cardio and any workout is fun. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | I find that such a difficult task is actually a way to polish your mind and as such I find tasks such as this amusing. In primary school I was always part of a group of smart kids and I always thought I had to work hard to stay that way, though work was loathing. This may sound contradictory to what I said but my point... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I find that such a difficult task is actually a way to polish your mind and as such I find tasks such as this amusing. In primary school I was always part of a group of smart kids and I always thought I had to work hard to stay that way, though work was loathing. This may sound contradictory to what I said but my point... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | I find that such a difficult task is actually a way to polish your mind and as such I find tasks such as this amusing. In primary school I was always part of a group of smart kids and I always thought I had to work hard to stay that way, though work was loathing. This may sound contradictory to what I said but my point... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | Oh my God, why would I want to do a thing that stupid. It's not as if writing without using a particular symbol is hard.
What can I say , I am in Britain, I am a man, I occasionally do writing. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | Oh my God, why would I want to do a thing that stupid. It's not as if writing without using a particular symbol is hard.
What can I say , I am in Britain, I am a man, I occasionally do writing. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | Oh my God, why would I want to do a thing that stupid. It's not as if writing without using a particular symbol is hard.
What can I say , I am in Britain, I am a man, I occasionally do writing. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Cynical about individuals, optimistic about humanity. Also, cats. | Oh my God, why would I want to do a thing that stupid. It's not as if writing without using a particular symbol is hard.
What can I say , I am in Britain, I am a man, I occasionally do writing. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | But why? This is stupid. Why would I want to do this? If this ~~proves~~ shows anything, why would I want to show a random ~~collection~~... Fuck. bunch of ~~people~~ guys? Okay. Uh. ~~Maybe~~ ~~Perhaps~~ Fuuuuck. This may try my skills.
Okay. ~~Whatever~~ I'll try.
I'm ~~quite~~ kinda chill I think. I'm human. A chi... | Oh my God, why would I want to do a thing that stupid. It's not as if writing without using a particular symbol is hard.
What can I say , I am in Britain, I am a man, I occasionally do writing. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This guy is good at work. Things occur that won't pass by without difficulty. Masturbation and playstation can hold a lot of options in using up his days. Consumption of snacks and drinks pass lips at customary hours. A standard human that can impart communications with public, family and chums in comfort. All said, a... | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Cynical about individuals, optimistic about humanity. Also, cats. | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I am a dad to two kids. My sport passion is disc golf. I also run daily and lift. My job is journalism. I work in print mostly, though I also publish on blogs and stuff. Usually my writing has flow, but this paragraph will not. | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | But why? This is stupid. Why would I want to do this? If this ~~proves~~ shows anything, why would I want to show a random ~~collection~~... Fuck. bunch of ~~people~~ guys? Okay. Uh. ~~Maybe~~ ~~Perhaps~~ Fuuuuck. This may try my skills.
Okay. ~~Whatever~~ I'll try.
I'm ~~quite~~ kinda chill I think. I'm human. A chi... | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I am proud to say I am skillful at navigating around constraints such as this. I always think about what I must say prior to articulation, and I casually apply big words to situations that don't call for such loquacity. I am a total dork with a hard-on for words. Today is also my birthday. | I'm a high school instructor and am raising 3 kids with Krissy. I coach hoops at my high school and run a lot. I did two marathons in 2014. I am fond of trivia, sports, and a good IPA. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | This guy is good at work. Things occur that won't pass by without difficulty. Masturbation and playstation can hold a lot of options in using up his days. Consumption of snacks and drinks pass lips at customary hours. A standard human that can impart communications with public, family and chums in comfort. All said, a... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. ... | This guy is good at work. Things occur that won't pass by without difficulty. Masturbation and playstation can hold a lot of options in using up his days. Consumption of snacks and drinks pass lips at customary hours. A standard human that can impart communications with public, family and chums in comfort. All said, a... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Cynical about individuals, optimistic about humanity. Also, cats. | This guy is good at work. Things occur that won't pass by without difficulty. Masturbation and playstation can hold a lot of options in using up his days. Consumption of snacks and drinks pass lips at customary hours. A standard human that can impart communications with public, family and chums in comfort. All said, a... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | But why? This is stupid. Why would I want to do this? If this ~~proves~~ shows anything, why would I want to show a random ~~collection~~... Fuck. bunch of ~~people~~ guys? Okay. Uh. ~~Maybe~~ ~~Perhaps~~ Fuuuuck. This may try my skills.
Okay. ~~Whatever~~ I'll try.
I'm ~~quite~~ kinda chill I think. I'm human. A chi... | This guy is good at work. Things occur that won't pass by without difficulty. Masturbation and playstation can hold a lot of options in using up his days. Consumption of snacks and drinks pass lips at customary hours. A standard human that can impart communications with public, family and chums in comfort. All said, a... | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Cynical about individuals, optimistic about humanity. Also, cats. | I am an amazing human who don't want no man. I am also a man. I, too, am high. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I am a dad to two kids. My sport passion is disc golf. I also run daily and lift. My job is journalism. I work in print mostly, though I also publish on blogs and stuff. Usually my writing has flow, but this paragraph will not. | I am an amazing human who don't want no man. I am also a man. I, too, am high. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | But why? This is stupid. Why would I want to do this? If this ~~proves~~ shows anything, why would I want to show a random ~~collection~~... Fuck. bunch of ~~people~~ guys? Okay. Uh. ~~Maybe~~ ~~Perhaps~~ Fuuuuck. This may try my skills.
Okay. ~~Whatever~~ I'll try.
I'm ~~quite~~ kinda chill I think. I'm human. A chi... | I am an amazing human who don't want no man. I am also a man. I, too, am high. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I am proud to say I am skillful at navigating around constraints such as this. I always think about what I must say prior to articulation, and I casually apply big words to situations that don't call for such loquacity. I am a total dork with a hard-on for words. Today is also my birthday. | I am an amazing human who don't want no man. I am also a man. I, too, am high. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | But why? This is stupid. Why would I want to do this? If this ~~proves~~ shows anything, why would I want to show a random ~~collection~~... Fuck. bunch of ~~people~~ guys? Okay. Uh. ~~Maybe~~ ~~Perhaps~~ Fuuuuck. This may try my skills.
Okay. ~~Whatever~~ I'll try.
I'm ~~quite~~ kinda chill I think. I'm human. A chi... | Cynical about individuals, optimistic about humanity. Also, cats. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | But why? This is stupid. Why would I want to do this? If this ~~proves~~ shows anything, why would I want to show a random ~~collection~~... Fuck. bunch of ~~people~~ guys? Okay. Uh. ~~Maybe~~ ~~Perhaps~~ Fuuuuck. This may try my skills.
Okay. ~~Whatever~~ I'll try.
I'm ~~quite~~ kinda chill I think. I'm human. A chi... | I am a dad to two kids. My sport passion is disc golf. I also run daily and lift. My job is journalism. I work in print mostly, though I also publish on blogs and stuff. Usually my writing has flow, but this paragraph will not. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I am proud to say I am skillful at navigating around constraints such as this. I always think about what I must say prior to articulation, and I casually apply big words to situations that don't call for such loquacity. I am a total dork with a hard-on for words. Today is also my birthday. | I am a dad to two kids. My sport passion is disc golf. I also run daily and lift. My job is journalism. I work in print mostly, though I also publish on blogs and stuff. Usually my writing has flow, but this paragraph will not. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I am proud to say I am skillful at navigating around constraints such as this. I always think about what I must say prior to articulation, and I casually apply big words to situations that don't call for such loquacity. I am a total dork with a hard-on for words. Today is also my birthday. | I swallow food. I only drink fanta. I jack off a lot. I nap. I play xbox. I fuck your mom. Sorry. I am high. Thank you. | |
[WP] You are granted three wishes. For your first wish, you wish for all the evil, hateful, wrong-doing, scumbags on this earth to wiped out. You start to feel a small pain in your chest. | Driving home after a particularly rough day of work, Jeffrey Sweeney couldn't be blamed for considering just driving past the hitchhiker standing outside the corner Rite-Aid. This wasn't in his character, though, Mr. Sweeney would do whatever he could to help his fellow man. The hitchhiker identifies himself as Richard... | Flat on the ground. My back arcing upwards in agony. Dyin' sure makes ya' think.
This is what I'd wanted, I guess. This what I deserve. I see all those around me on the ground too, rolling around in the dirt. I'm faint now, but I think I see a little kid staring at us far on the horizon. Really hope, wish the kid wa... | |
[WP] You are granted three wishes. For your first wish, you wish for all the evil, hateful, wrong-doing, scumbags on this earth to wiped out. You start to feel a small pain in your chest. | He felt himself winding down, like a wind up toy that was about to stop.
"What happened?" he asked the smiling golden skinned may he had rescued.
"I am honoring you wish." The smile never left the mans lips.
"But why me? I have never harmed anyone." Tom was on his knees now and could barely raise his arms.
"You j... | Flat on the ground. My back arcing upwards in agony. Dyin' sure makes ya' think.
This is what I'd wanted, I guess. This what I deserve. I see all those around me on the ground too, rolling around in the dirt. I'm faint now, but I think I see a little kid staring at us far on the horizon. Really hope, wish the kid wa... | |
[WP] You are granted three wishes. For your first wish, you wish for all the evil, hateful, wrong-doing, scumbags on this earth to wiped out. You start to feel a small pain in your chest. | He felt himself winding down, like a wind up toy that was about to stop.
"What happened?" he asked the smiling golden skinned may he had rescued.
"I am honoring you wish." The smile never left the mans lips.
"But why me? I have never harmed anyone." Tom was on his knees now and could barely raise his arms.
"You j... | "I'm sorry, but I cannot alter a previous wish."
"What do you mean?" I shouted.
"Do you truly wish to know?" Said the genie. Her words infuriated me.
"Yes." The word slipped through; breaking the silent tension.
"It was previously wished that all humans would live mortal lives, you were quite the primitive specie... | |
[WP] You are granted three wishes. For your first wish, you wish for all the evil, hateful, wrong-doing, scumbags on this earth to wiped out. You start to feel a small pain in your chest. | He felt himself winding down, like a wind up toy that was about to stop.
"What happened?" he asked the smiling golden skinned may he had rescued.
"I am honoring you wish." The smile never left the mans lips.
"But why me? I have never harmed anyone." Tom was on his knees now and could barely raise his arms.
"You j... | Driving home after a particularly rough day of work, Jeffrey Sweeney couldn't be blamed for considering just driving past the hitchhiker standing outside the corner Rite-Aid. This wasn't in his character, though, Mr. Sweeney would do whatever he could to help his fellow man. The hitchhiker identifies himself as Richard... | |
[WP] You are granted three wishes. For your first wish, you wish for all the evil, hateful, wrong-doing, scumbags on this earth to wiped out. You start to feel a small pain in your chest. | I glared at the Sphinx with accusing eyes as I clutched my chest. "Why?" I asked it, "I'm not an evil man? I have never harmed a soul. All I wanted was for the world to be a nice and happy place devoid of the monsters that roam among us. Was that too much to ask? Does my desire to destroy evil make me a villain as well... | Never trust a Djinn.
That's what they say in a lot of folklore, that they when you release them from the lamp, that you'll get three wishes, any three wishes. But what you don't realize is that they will twist it, to suit their dark desires and impulses.
As a joke, my friend had brought me back a lamp from Egypt, tel... | |
[WP] You are part of an army of duck sized horses about to take on a horse sized duck. | I don't think it turned out very well, but once I got started, I just could not stop. Sorry! Please be kind!
*****
“Tomorrow is the great duck hunt!” exclaimed Pfadlaufer, his face brimming over with excitement. Traces of sunlight filtered through the thick foliage and illuminated his dark brown coat. “I will finally ... | "Well, would you look at that!" Old Brown Hooves neighed.
I shot him a hard glance. He knew he needed to keep his long mouth shut.
It stood tall. It stood yellow. It had a bright orange menacing bill. Karl, King of the Ducks, was the size of our herd all put together, stacked, and spread out. There were twenty of us ... | |
[WP] In a surprise unanimous decision the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled in favor of the defense, cementing the "I licked it, it's mine" precedent into law. The Great Lickening has begun. | Justice Scalia sat high on his bench with a folio in his hands, preparing to read the opinion. Just before he started, Justice Kagan grinned, leaned over and extended a slobbery tongue, rubbing it down the length of the paper. Scalia shot daggers at her, but she cackled gleefully and grabbed the folder from his hands. ... | I was licked into slavery at the moment I emerged from the womb. The man who licked me was a good man. He was also of The Lickened. In fact, he was one of The First Lickened, one of the unfortunates licked soon after the bill was passed. He says he licked himself. I believe him. But without evidence he fell immediately... | |
[WP] Killing another human has a hidden effect nobody realized before - the person most responsible ceases to age for a duration of one hour for every year of their victims life. It wasn't until the advent of weapons of mass destruction that we realized the truth of this. | Mr. Harold Truman slowly twirls in his chair, fingering the folds in his suit-coat. His head rests on the back of a well-crafted office chair that is positioned behind a desk heaped with documents and folders and other things of seemingly large import. His face is dressed with the stoic mask of a man beset by his own... | A plume of smoke wafted up to join the haze that clung to the chamber's ceiling. The man who held the cigarette smiled at his guest's discomfort before placing the burning roll of paper into an ash tray, but not extinguishing it.
"Perhaps I should be worried about lung cancer, yes?" he inquired with an accent that ha... | |
[WP] Killing another human has a hidden effect nobody realized before - the person most responsible ceases to age for a duration of one hour for every year of their victims life. It wasn't until the advent of weapons of mass destruction that we realized the truth of this. | His hands that had earlier trembled with desperation were now steady and methodical. As he removed the knife and blood began to pool around him he groped for the wallet and removed the late mans identification. June 16 1988 the Id indicated. "I have another twenty six hours." the man muttered under his breath as he cli... | A plume of smoke wafted up to join the haze that clung to the chamber's ceiling. The man who held the cigarette smiled at his guest's discomfort before placing the burning roll of paper into an ash tray, but not extinguishing it.
"Perhaps I should be worried about lung cancer, yes?" he inquired with an accent that ha... | |
[WP] Killing another human has a hidden effect nobody realized before - the person most responsible ceases to age for a duration of one hour for every year of their victims life. It wasn't until the advent of weapons of mass destruction that we realized the truth of this. | The boy shot himself.... And immediately woke up.
*What the crap? Why didn't I die?* Now he started to rethink his situation. *Do I really want to die? It was easy the first time, on impulse... Is the universe trying to tell me something?* The young man tried again. He reloaded the gun, and pulled the trigger. And he... | A plume of smoke wafted up to join the haze that clung to the chamber's ceiling. The man who held the cigarette smiled at his guest's discomfort before placing the burning roll of paper into an ash tray, but not extinguishing it.
"Perhaps I should be worried about lung cancer, yes?" he inquired with an accent that ha... | |
[WP] Killing another human has a hidden effect nobody realized before - the person most responsible ceases to age for a duration of one hour for every year of their victims life. It wasn't until the advent of weapons of mass destruction that we realized the truth of this. | Mr. Harold Truman slowly twirls in his chair, fingering the folds in his suit-coat. His head rests on the back of a well-crafted office chair that is positioned behind a desk heaped with documents and folders and other things of seemingly large import. His face is dressed with the stoic mask of a man beset by his own... | His hand trembled uncontrollably as he lifted the barrel of the weapon to his temple.
All he'd wanted was to have control over his own life - he'd become a monster to do so. He'd led his nation into a war, earning decades. Ordering the deaths of millions more had given him even more life.
He'd even been desperate eno... | |
[WP] Killing another human has a hidden effect nobody realized before - the person most responsible ceases to age for a duration of one hour for every year of their victims life. It wasn't until the advent of weapons of mass destruction that we realized the truth of this. | His hands that had earlier trembled with desperation were now steady and methodical. As he removed the knife and blood began to pool around him he groped for the wallet and removed the late mans identification. June 16 1988 the Id indicated. "I have another twenty six hours." the man muttered under his breath as he cli... | His hand trembled uncontrollably as he lifted the barrel of the weapon to his temple.
All he'd wanted was to have control over his own life - he'd become a monster to do so. He'd led his nation into a war, earning decades. Ordering the deaths of millions more had given him even more life.
He'd even been desperate eno... | |
[WP] Killing another human has a hidden effect nobody realized before - the person most responsible ceases to age for a duration of one hour for every year of their victims life. It wasn't until the advent of weapons of mass destruction that we realized the truth of this. | The boy shot himself.... And immediately woke up.
*What the crap? Why didn't I die?* Now he started to rethink his situation. *Do I really want to die? It was easy the first time, on impulse... Is the universe trying to tell me something?* The young man tried again. He reloaded the gun, and pulled the trigger. And he... | His hand trembled uncontrollably as he lifted the barrel of the weapon to his temple.
All he'd wanted was to have control over his own life - he'd become a monster to do so. He'd led his nation into a war, earning decades. Ordering the deaths of millions more had given him even more life.
He'd even been desperate eno... | |
[WP] Killing another human has a hidden effect nobody realized before - the person most responsible ceases to age for a duration of one hour for every year of their victims life. It wasn't until the advent of weapons of mass destruction that we realized the truth of this. | The boy shot himself.... And immediately woke up.
*What the crap? Why didn't I die?* Now he started to rethink his situation. *Do I really want to die? It was easy the first time, on impulse... Is the universe trying to tell me something?* The young man tried again. He reloaded the gun, and pulled the trigger. And he... | A world of nothing stretched forever,
A sighing, voiceless place.
A calling, quiet, ending tenor,
A long forgotten race.
I had watched those towers fall,
Saw fire burn in the sky.
I listened to the bullets sing,
And heard the living cry.
But long ago was this torture,
Far and far away.
I lived alone, atop a t... | |
[WP] You are a genie who's been trapped in his lamp for centuries. One day, a homeless child picks up the magical lamp and you grant his three wishes. | I felt, distantly, the touch of a mortal hand on the brass surface of my prison.
*Ah. How long has it been...?*
I was mildly curious, but the passage of time had never meant much to me. I was a genie, after all. Time had no hold on me, and never would. When this planet was nothing but a scorched husk orbiting a red g... | Every day turns to night. Every night to day.
I hate my exsistance. Even though I am not cramped in my brass cell these walls have closed on me almost a millenia ago and will be here for a millenia longer.
I've lost my sanity long ago I have been here a slave to the whims of the unknowing and the unwilling my potenti... | |
[WP] You are a genie who's been trapped in his lamp for centuries. One day, a homeless child picks up the magical lamp and you grant his three wishes. | I felt, distantly, the touch of a mortal hand on the brass surface of my prison.
*Ah. How long has it been...?*
I was mildly curious, but the passage of time had never meant much to me. I was a genie, after all. Time had no hold on me, and never would. When this planet was nothing but a scorched husk orbiting a red g... | *The lamp shakes, and, in a whirl of smoke and sparkling dust, the genie burst out.*
**GENIE:** Free at last, free at last! Now you, our lucky one-hundredth polisher, are our lucky winner! Three wishes, anything you like! Now, there are a few rules - I can't make anyone fall in love, and I can't--
**BOY:** Meth.
**G... | |
[WP] A man claims to be from the future. You ask for proof, and what he shows you removes all doubt. | Just another day, another morning jog through Valmoor Park. It was one of the safer places in the big city to jog. Muggers very honorably stuck to only robbing people at night, and left when the sun came up. The kind of place where city workers picked up the empty beer cans, used condoms, and broken glass pipes every d... | "Who do you think wrote that?"
"You?"
"Or you, maybe, my infinite reflection of light made more complicated to unfold, the reality simulation device flexes its processing power, but still it takes time to break down"
"The entropy given stored in memory to recreate an exact time and place on the reality simulation... | |
[WP] A man claims to be from the future. You ask for proof, and what he shows you removes all doubt. | The red of my knuckles faded to a stark white as I tightened my grip on the doorframe, debating whether or not I should stop my sudden visitor from wildly unplugging my various living room appliances. Physically confronting a crazed individual was a decidedly bad idea, so instead I watched, and I waited. One thing was ... | "Who do you think wrote that?"
"You?"
"Or you, maybe, my infinite reflection of light made more complicated to unfold, the reality simulation device flexes its processing power, but still it takes time to break down"
"The entropy given stored in memory to recreate an exact time and place on the reality simulation... | |
[WP] A man claims to be from the future. You ask for proof, and what he shows you removes all doubt. | Just another day, another morning jog through Valmoor Park. It was one of the safer places in the big city to jog. Muggers very honorably stuck to only robbing people at night, and left when the sun came up. The kind of place where city workers picked up the empty beer cans, used condoms, and broken glass pipes every d... | The music was thumping, the lights were screaming and the wall of the club were dripping with sweat. It was Friday night and as usual we had gone to the Place.
-"A quiet one" James had said to me over the phone 5 hours ago.
It was now one in the morning and I was drunk as fuck.
A pint of Gin and Tonic, that's all i... | |
[WP] A man claims to be from the future. You ask for proof, and what he shows you removes all doubt. | The red of my knuckles faded to a stark white as I tightened my grip on the doorframe, debating whether or not I should stop my sudden visitor from wildly unplugging my various living room appliances. Physically confronting a crazed individual was a decidedly bad idea, so instead I watched, and I waited. One thing was ... | The music was thumping, the lights were screaming and the wall of the club were dripping with sweat. It was Friday night and as usual we had gone to the Place.
-"A quiet one" James had said to me over the phone 5 hours ago.
It was now one in the morning and I was drunk as fuck.
A pint of Gin and Tonic, that's all i... | |
[WP] A man claims to be from the future. You ask for proof, and what he shows you removes all doubt. | "Bullshit, just get out of my way man."
"No wait, I have something that may change your mind!"
"Fine, just show me."
He pulled out a laptop, and fiddled with it for a few moments.
"Come on, just show me already."
"Wait a sec" he fiddled a little bit more "here you go!", he pressed the laptop onto my hands.
I took... | The music was thumping, the lights were screaming and the wall of the club were dripping with sweat. It was Friday night and as usual we had gone to the Place.
-"A quiet one" James had said to me over the phone 5 hours ago.
It was now one in the morning and I was drunk as fuck.
A pint of Gin and Tonic, that's all i... | |
[WP] A man claims to be from the future. You ask for proof, and what he shows you removes all doubt. | "Bullshit, just get out of my way man."
"No wait, I have something that may change your mind!"
"Fine, just show me."
He pulled out a laptop, and fiddled with it for a few moments.
"Come on, just show me already."
"Wait a sec" he fiddled a little bit more "here you go!", he pressed the laptop onto my hands.
I took... | I went to the bar after work. I ordered a pitcher of beer. I had the pool table all to myself. I thought about my life. What's the point? Nobody likes me. I have no friends. I have no family. I'm lucky to have a job. But every day I drink until I'm numb. Its the only pleasure I have. When I'm drunk, everything feels am... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | Cool wind whipped around my body, blowing my hood off and exposing my head to the freezing air. My numb fingers passed my numbing ears, and reclaimed the hood, pulling it around me once more. It hardly offered respite from the cold. The most insulating fabrics on my body felt diaphanous in those conditions.
We were... | Continuation of story above:
“What happened?” I asked Hugo.
It took Hugo sometime to regain himself. “This isn't the bottom” Hugo finally replied.
The silence after Hugo’s answer was deafening. In response, Chaucer shuffled closer to where Hugo disappeared. Chaucer lit a flare and dropped it into the inky black ho... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | It was a subtle shift. I didn’t see it so much as feel it. The forest didn’t get darker, merely got heavier, the silence, deeper. Night fell. There was no wind. How could there be? The trees were monolithic. Each trunk was twice as thick again as I could run in five minutes, their branches spanning the sky, each... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | My wits had near left me, I was so frightened.
In our arrogance, we believed ourselves the strongest of all species. Yet, every time someone braved the oceans, they came back with gruesome stories of horrible monsters and terrifying darkness. As far as I can remember, I was always fascinated by the Pacific Ocean. The ... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | September 22, 2035
"This is the first day that I have decided to start using this damned audio recorder. My doctor thought it would help keep my head on straight while I was heading on what he called," a mad mans journey" but I say, Screw him! The guy was a crackpot anyway."
September 25, 2035
"These trees... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | Crossing the vastly unexplored trench seemed like a good idea at the time. Imagine the headlines - world's most daring explorer.
But the darkness was absolute. The length of the trees were almost eternal. The circumference of the trees themselves would take hours to completely travel around. And that was just an estim... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | Few men have ever tried to cross the Mariana jungle. Those who have are yet to return. While they tell me i'll die, I know I'm gonna be the first to do it.
The trees aren't too tall on the eastern coast of the Philippines, but you can't look far into the horizons before the looming wooden pillars block the sun. My cam... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | Cool wind whipped around my body, blowing my hood off and exposing my head to the freezing air. My numb fingers passed my numbing ears, and reclaimed the hood, pulling it around me once more. It hardly offered respite from the cold. The most insulating fabrics on my body felt diaphanous in those conditions.
We were... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | They say that nature reclaims everything. That, given time, she will always heal, grow, survive hardship, and come out stronger for having endured it. Continents may shift, disasters ravage the land, volcanoes have filled the sky with ash and coated the ground in rock. And still nature emerges. Tenacious. Enduring. Ove... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | The conquistador stopped in his tracks. Before him, the vast endless forest lay before him.
He paused for a breath, as if he was taking a plunge. This was it. There was no turning back now. From here on, the only way was down.
The conquistador, walked along the tight trodden path down a steep decline. Behind him was... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | *Entry 4, March 13, 1984* "A Breach!"
Vanessa, you were correct! The *Gigansuchus* DO breach the canopy. Those holes described by Remington's expedition of 1937 are the breaching-points these leviathans use to escape the lower levels of the Pacific Growth. An explanation:
I set my team to surveilling a triad of these... | It was dawn on a Sunday, misty clouds move sleepily away from the village they covered. The sun weakly shines down through remaining fog and finds the boy's face through a greasy window.
Dwayne Ronaldo Randal Earnheart was a 14 year old employed at a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint that would have been bankrupt but for... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | It was a subtle shift. I didn’t see it so much as feel it. The forest didn’t get darker, merely got heavier, the silence, deeper. Night fell. There was no wind. How could there be? The trees were monolithic. Each trunk was twice as thick again as I could run in five minutes, their branches spanning the sky, each... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | My wits had near left me, I was so frightened.
In our arrogance, we believed ourselves the strongest of all species. Yet, every time someone braved the oceans, they came back with gruesome stories of horrible monsters and terrifying darkness. As far as I can remember, I was always fascinated by the Pacific Ocean. The ... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | September 22, 2035
"This is the first day that I have decided to start using this damned audio recorder. My doctor thought it would help keep my head on straight while I was heading on what he called," a mad mans journey" but I say, Screw him! The guy was a crackpot anyway."
September 25, 2035
"These trees... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | Crossing the vastly unexplored trench seemed like a good idea at the time. Imagine the headlines - world's most daring explorer.
But the darkness was absolute. The length of the trees were almost eternal. The circumference of the trees themselves would take hours to completely travel around. And that was just an estim... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | Few men have ever tried to cross the Mariana jungle. Those who have are yet to return. While they tell me i'll die, I know I'm gonna be the first to do it.
The trees aren't too tall on the eastern coast of the Philippines, but you can't look far into the horizons before the looming wooden pillars block the sun. My cam... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | Cool wind whipped around my body, blowing my hood off and exposing my head to the freezing air. My numb fingers passed my numbing ears, and reclaimed the hood, pulling it around me once more. It hardly offered respite from the cold. The most insulating fabrics on my body felt diaphanous in those conditions.
We were... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | They say that nature reclaims everything. That, given time, she will always heal, grow, survive hardship, and come out stronger for having endured it. Continents may shift, disasters ravage the land, volcanoes have filled the sky with ash and coated the ground in rock. And still nature emerges. Tenacious. Enduring. Ove... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... | |
[WP] Instead of Oceans, they are all big forests, that gets taller and darker instead of deeper, with more dangerous animals living further out in the forest. A person decides to cross the Mariana Trench | The conquistador stopped in his tracks. Before him, the vast endless forest lay before him.
He paused for a breath, as if he was taking a plunge. This was it. There was no turning back now. From here on, the only way was down.
The conquistador, walked along the tight trodden path down a steep decline. Behind him was... | Rumbling in the deep. The sound of light hidden beneath the crowns of barked trees thousands of years old. Their branches swaying with pride, watching over the roots and the dirt that hold them. The forest grew thicker as our journey took us deeper into the vastness of the green void. We’d already been travelling for t... |
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