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[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm an attorn-- ... I'm a lawy-- ... I'm a couns-- ... I'm an advocat-- ...
I'm a law-talking guy. | While explaining with great efficacy how every stranger's effort to engage oneself in entertainment goes eventually, 'tits up', one comes across the ecstasy of realizing that one has found one's self in the writing.
One does not agree with authority figures, or , in layman's terms;
Feuck thae peolice. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | While explaining with great efficacy how every stranger's effort to engage oneself in entertainment goes eventually, 'tits up', one comes across the ecstasy of realizing that one has found one's self in the writing.
One does not agree with authority figures, or , in layman's terms;
Feuck thae peolice. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My family activity that I savour most is living with compassion and humour. Nothing in this world has a worth similar to family. Kin is akin to Nirvana. This is my philosophy. Words always fall short of stating how much joy my family brings. If only our world could stay conscious of what is important- family, compassion and kinship. My story had a fantastic start and I will part from this world with a calm spirit. Living with passion and sharing my humanity allows this.
Thanks for this opportunity. | While explaining with great efficacy how every stranger's effort to engage oneself in entertainment goes eventually, 'tits up', one comes across the ecstasy of realizing that one has found one's self in the writing.
One does not agree with authority figures, or , in layman's terms;
Feuck thae peolice. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I'm not good at living. I try hard but accomplish nothing. To most I am not worth anything. I am living solo for all my days. | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was, against my will, in a city as cold and dark as my soul could stand. So not too long ago, I put my things in two gigantic bags and took a flight to California, with no plan to go back. Now and again I miss my family and all my old buds. But obviously this is amazing. I found a job. I bought a car. I can run along Pacific sands any morning, any night. But I know a part of who I am had to stay in Boston, and should I go back, I know I will find it waiting--still cold, still dark, still haunting and saving my world. I will still root for my Pats. And the Sox. Always. | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | "I always start off alright; it always turns out that I'm incapable." | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | What is this? A hoax? Not a particulary tricky task, I find.
I am but a straightforward artist and patron of all original crafts. And I must say that discriminating against such an innocuous thing as an individual uncial is barbarous and outright tyrannical, if I may say so.
Although I must admit that this is fantastic training for my writing skill and is improving my vocabulary in play by a drastic amount.
I think apologising for not writing an individual story about my ~~identity~~ charms is paramount at this point: I am Sorry.
I also want to thank [Th*saurus](http://www.thesaurus.com/) for its significant support. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was, against my will, in a city as cold and dark as my soul could stand. So not too long ago, I put my things in two gigantic bags and took a flight to California, with no plan to go back. Now and again I miss my family and all my old buds. But obviously this is amazing. I found a job. I bought a car. I can run along Pacific sands any morning, any night. But I know a part of who I am had to stay in Boston, and should I go back, I know I will find it waiting--still cold, still dark, still haunting and saving my world. I will still root for my Pats. And the Sox. Always. | I'm a junior studying CS at a small school. I own a Miata, which I hold an infatuation for (it's fun as fuck, my /u/ is sarcastic). Writing is my shit, but I'm usually too busy to do it. Taking a class or 5 and working 25 hours cuts into my ability to do it as much as I want. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | "I always start off alright; it always turns out that I'm incapable." | I'm a junior studying CS at a small school. I own a Miata, which I hold an infatuation for (it's fun as fuck, my /u/ is sarcastic). Writing is my shit, but I'm usually too busy to do it. Taking a class or 5 and working 25 hours cuts into my ability to do it as much as I want. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | I'm a junior studying CS at a small school. I own a Miata, which I hold an infatuation for (it's fun as fuck, my /u/ is sarcastic). Writing is my shit, but I'm usually too busy to do it. Taking a class or 5 and working 25 hours cuts into my ability to do it as much as I want. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | I'm a junior studying CS at a small school. I own a Miata, which I hold an infatuation for (it's fun as fuck, my /u/ is sarcastic). Writing is my shit, but I'm usually too busy to do it. Taking a class or 5 and working 25 hours cuts into my ability to do it as much as I want. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I'm a junior studying CS at a small school. I own a Miata, which I hold an infatuation for (it's fun as fuck, my /u/ is sarcastic). Writing is my shit, but I'm usually too busy to do it. Taking a class or 5 and working 25 hours cuts into my ability to do it as much as I want. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I'm a junior studying CS at a small school. I own a Miata, which I hold an infatuation for (it's fun as fuck, my /u/ is sarcastic). Writing is my shit, but I'm usually too busy to do it. Taking a class or 5 and working 25 hours cuts into my ability to do it as much as I want. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I'm a junior studying CS at a small school. I own a Miata, which I hold an infatuation for (it's fun as fuck, my /u/ is sarcastic). Writing is my shit, but I'm usually too busy to do it. Taking a class or 5 and working 25 hours cuts into my ability to do it as much as I want. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I was, against my will, in a city as cold and dark as my soul could stand. So not too long ago, I put my things in two gigantic bags and took a flight to California, with no plan to go back. Now and again I miss my family and all my old buds. But obviously this is amazing. I found a job. I bought a car. I can run along Pacific sands any morning, any night. But I know a part of who I am had to stay in Boston, and should I go back, I know I will find it waiting--still cold, still dark, still haunting and saving my world. I will still root for my Pats. And the Sox. Always. | I am a-product-of-four-and-six old. I got a tiny human a-solitary-trip-around-our-sun ago and got nuptials with an amazing woman. I program for a living, and I go down mountains on rolling a contraption for fun. I laugh a lot and put many humans to laughing too. I got half-of-six dogs, a fish and a living ball of quills | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | "I always start off alright; it always turns out that I'm incapable." | I am a-product-of-four-and-six old. I got a tiny human a-solitary-trip-around-our-sun ago and got nuptials with an amazing woman. I program for a living, and I go down mountains on rolling a contraption for fun. I laugh a lot and put many humans to laughing too. I got half-of-six dogs, a fish and a living ball of quills | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | I am a-product-of-four-and-six old. I got a tiny human a-solitary-trip-around-our-sun ago and got nuptials with an amazing woman. I program for a living, and I go down mountains on rolling a contraption for fun. I laugh a lot and put many humans to laughing too. I got half-of-six dogs, a fish and a living ball of quills | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | I am a-product-of-four-and-six old. I got a tiny human a-solitary-trip-around-our-sun ago and got nuptials with an amazing woman. I program for a living, and I go down mountains on rolling a contraption for fun. I laugh a lot and put many humans to laughing too. I got half-of-six dogs, a fish and a living ball of quills | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I am a-product-of-four-and-six old. I got a tiny human a-solitary-trip-around-our-sun ago and got nuptials with an amazing woman. I program for a living, and I go down mountains on rolling a contraption for fun. I laugh a lot and put many humans to laughing too. I got half-of-six dogs, a fish and a living ball of quills | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I am a-product-of-four-and-six old. I got a tiny human a-solitary-trip-around-our-sun ago and got nuptials with an amazing woman. I program for a living, and I go down mountains on rolling a contraption for fun. I laugh a lot and put many humans to laughing too. I got half-of-six dogs, a fish and a living ball of quills | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I am a-product-of-four-and-six old. I got a tiny human a-solitary-trip-around-our-sun ago and got nuptials with an amazing woman. I program for a living, and I go down mountains on rolling a contraption for fun. I laugh a lot and put many humans to laughing too. I got half-of-six dogs, a fish and a living ball of quills | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | "I always start off alright; it always turns out that I'm incapable." | Both lands in which I was brought up contain said sign so my nationality will stay unknown to you all. I study law and I am writing for blogs and journals. I can say that today is my first day on this sub and so I ask you all not to critic my initial work too harshly. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | Both lands in which I was brought up contain said sign so my nationality will stay unknown to you all. I study law and I am writing for blogs and journals. I can say that today is my first day on this sub and so I ask you all not to critic my initial work too harshly. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | Both lands in which I was brought up contain said sign so my nationality will stay unknown to you all. I study law and I am writing for blogs and journals. I can say that today is my first day on this sub and so I ask you all not to critic my initial work too harshly. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | Both lands in which I was brought up contain said sign so my nationality will stay unknown to you all. I study law and I am writing for blogs and journals. I can say that today is my first day on this sub and so I ask you all not to critic my initial work too harshly. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | Both lands in which I was brought up contain said sign so my nationality will stay unknown to you all. I study law and I am writing for blogs and journals. I can say that today is my first day on this sub and so I ask you all not to critic my initial work too harshly. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | Both lands in which I was brought up contain said sign so my nationality will stay unknown to you all. I study law and I am writing for blogs and journals. I can say that today is my first day on this sub and so I ask you all not to critic my initial work too harshly. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | "I always start off alright; it always turns out that I'm incapable." | It was a rainy day in 1985. Alabama was cold that day. A girl was born. Angry, smart, tiny, spunky. Words that would form into a body. That was I. And still is. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | It was a rainy day in 1985. Alabama was cold that day. A girl was born. Angry, smart, tiny, spunky. Words that would form into a body. That was I. And still is. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | It was a rainy day in 1985. Alabama was cold that day. A girl was born. Angry, smart, tiny, spunky. Words that would form into a body. That was I. And still is. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | It was a rainy day in 1985. Alabama was cold that day. A girl was born. Angry, smart, tiny, spunky. Words that would form into a body. That was I. And still is. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | It was a rainy day in 1985. Alabama was cold that day. A girl was born. Angry, smart, tiny, spunky. Words that would form into a body. That was I. And still is. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | It was a rainy day in 1985. Alabama was cold that day. A girl was born. Angry, smart, tiny, spunky. Words that would form into a body. That was I. And still is. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | "I always start off alright; it always turns out that I'm incapable." | I'm not an individual of substantial skill but can, on occasion, apply said skills to fit all compulsory obligations of a task. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | I'm not an individual of substantial skill but can, on occasion, apply said skills to fit all compulsory obligations of a task. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | I'm not an individual of substantial skill but can, on occasion, apply said skills to fit all compulsory obligations of a task. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I'm not an individual of substantial skill but can, on occasion, apply said skills to fit all compulsory obligations of a task. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I'm not an individual of substantial skill but can, on occasion, apply said skills to fit all compulsory obligations of a task. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I'm not an individual of substantial skill but can, on occasion, apply said skills to fit all compulsory obligations of a task. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | I am fantastic. Shockingly brilliant, justifiably want all good things in this world, and surpass any who could think to try my ability. I am also full of loathing at my stupidity, I am without worth, I do nothing but fail and hurt and wish for it all to stop.
Dichotomy is fun. Kinda. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | I am fantastic. Shockingly brilliant, justifiably want all good things in this world, and surpass any who could think to try my ability. I am also full of loathing at my stupidity, I am without worth, I do nothing but fail and hurt and wish for it all to stop.
Dichotomy is fun. Kinda. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I am fantastic. Shockingly brilliant, justifiably want all good things in this world, and surpass any who could think to try my ability. I am also full of loathing at my stupidity, I am without worth, I do nothing but fail and hurt and wish for it all to stop.
Dichotomy is fun. Kinda. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I am fantastic. Shockingly brilliant, justifiably want all good things in this world, and surpass any who could think to try my ability. I am also full of loathing at my stupidity, I am without worth, I do nothing but fail and hurt and wish for it all to stop.
Dichotomy is fun. Kinda. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I am fantastic. Shockingly brilliant, justifiably want all good things in this world, and surpass any who could think to try my ability. I am also full of loathing at my stupidity, I am without worth, I do nothing but fail and hurt and wish for it all to stop.
Dichotomy is fun. Kinda. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | Good day! I am a junior film major who has a passion for action and horror flicks. Within months, I will pilot my car out to LA so that I may work as a production assistant with a constructor of action shorts. Past that, I also hoard old Mario and Link products, and fly down mountains on snow skis. It's a joy to hail you, forum guys and gals!
EDIT: Yikes, director has an e in it, doesn't it? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | Good day! I am a junior film major who has a passion for action and horror flicks. Within months, I will pilot my car out to LA so that I may work as a production assistant with a constructor of action shorts. Past that, I also hoard old Mario and Link products, and fly down mountains on snow skis. It's a joy to hail you, forum guys and gals!
EDIT: Yikes, director has an e in it, doesn't it? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | Good day! I am a junior film major who has a passion for action and horror flicks. Within months, I will pilot my car out to LA so that I may work as a production assistant with a constructor of action shorts. Past that, I also hoard old Mario and Link products, and fly down mountains on snow skis. It's a joy to hail you, forum guys and gals!
EDIT: Yikes, director has an e in it, doesn't it? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | Good day! I am a junior film major who has a passion for action and horror flicks. Within months, I will pilot my car out to LA so that I may work as a production assistant with a constructor of action shorts. Past that, I also hoard old Mario and Link products, and fly down mountains on snow skis. It's a joy to hail you, forum guys and gals!
EDIT: Yikes, director has an e in it, doesn't it? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | Good day! I am a junior film major who has a passion for action and horror flicks. Within months, I will pilot my car out to LA so that I may work as a production assistant with a constructor of action shorts. Past that, I also hoard old Mario and Link products, and fly down mountains on snow skis. It's a joy to hail you, forum guys and gals!
EDIT: Yikes, director has an e in it, doesn't it? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | Hurry, busy, be fast. Work and play, no stopping always. So much, to much, yes I can? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | Hurry, busy, be fast. Work and play, no stopping always. So much, to much, yes I can? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | Hurry, busy, be fast. Work and play, no stopping always. So much, to much, yes I can? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | Hurry, busy, be fast. Work and play, no stopping always. So much, to much, yes I can? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | Hurry, busy, be fast. Work and play, no stopping always. So much, to much, yes I can? | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | I'm a savant of 1 and 0, and my fix is all digital, all day. Light from a monitor is my ambrosia, and I drink it 'til it runs dry. But I'm not all "blag-o-blag" and "u wot?" No, I also dig into books, and find worlds crawling with abundant, wondrous living things. In my post-book calm, I find joy still in a scratching quill on canvas, and displaying it for criticism. I am also lucky, in that my happy critics show that it's a high for many. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | I'm a savant of 1 and 0, and my fix is all digital, all day. Light from a monitor is my ambrosia, and I drink it 'til it runs dry. But I'm not all "blag-o-blag" and "u wot?" No, I also dig into books, and find worlds crawling with abundant, wondrous living things. In my post-book calm, I find joy still in a scratching quill on canvas, and displaying it for criticism. I am also lucky, in that my happy critics show that it's a high for many. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I'm a savant of 1 and 0, and my fix is all digital, all day. Light from a monitor is my ambrosia, and I drink it 'til it runs dry. But I'm not all "blag-o-blag" and "u wot?" No, I also dig into books, and find worlds crawling with abundant, wondrous living things. In my post-book calm, I find joy still in a scratching quill on canvas, and displaying it for criticism. I am also lucky, in that my happy critics show that it's a high for many. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I'm a savant of 1 and 0, and my fix is all digital, all day. Light from a monitor is my ambrosia, and I drink it 'til it runs dry. But I'm not all "blag-o-blag" and "u wot?" No, I also dig into books, and find worlds crawling with abundant, wondrous living things. In my post-book calm, I find joy still in a scratching quill on canvas, and displaying it for criticism. I am also lucky, in that my happy critics show that it's a high for many. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I'm a savant of 1 and 0, and my fix is all digital, all day. Light from a monitor is my ambrosia, and I drink it 'til it runs dry. But I'm not all "blag-o-blag" and "u wot?" No, I also dig into books, and find worlds crawling with abundant, wondrous living things. In my post-book calm, I find joy still in a scratching quill on canvas, and displaying it for criticism. I am also lucky, in that my happy critics show that it's a high for many. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | In my opinion, writing a summary about an individual is intrinsically a difficult task, and adding to that such a limiting constraint...
That said, most (if not all) posts don't fail to disappoint. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | In my opinion, writing a summary about an individual is intrinsically a difficult task, and adding to that such a limiting constraint...
That said, most (if not all) posts don't fail to disappoint. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | In my opinion, writing a summary about an individual is intrinsically a difficult task, and adding to that such a limiting constraint...
That said, most (if not all) posts don't fail to disappoint. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | In my opinion, writing a summary about an individual is intrinsically a difficult task, and adding to that such a limiting constraint...
That said, most (if not all) posts don't fail to disappoint. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | In my opinion, writing a summary about an individual is intrinsically a difficult task, and adding to that such a limiting constraint...
That said, most (if not all) posts don't fail to disappoint. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | I am a Mythic raiding Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I am usually sixth to first in Skada. Right now, I am, with my guild, working on a giant rock boss and a fat monstrosity my guild calls "Butch". A day or so ago, my guild won in a fight against a fungal giant boss. That fight was kind of tough, but winning is in my blood! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | I am a Mythic raiding Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I am usually sixth to first in Skada. Right now, I am, with my guild, working on a giant rock boss and a fat monstrosity my guild calls "Butch". A day or so ago, my guild won in a fight against a fungal giant boss. That fight was kind of tough, but winning is in my blood! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I am a Mythic raiding Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I am usually sixth to first in Skada. Right now, I am, with my guild, working on a giant rock boss and a fat monstrosity my guild calls "Butch". A day or so ago, my guild won in a fight against a fungal giant boss. That fight was kind of tough, but winning is in my blood! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I am a Mythic raiding Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I am usually sixth to first in Skada. Right now, I am, with my guild, working on a giant rock boss and a fat monstrosity my guild calls "Butch". A day or so ago, my guild won in a fight against a fungal giant boss. That fight was kind of tough, but winning is in my blood! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I am a Mythic raiding Warlock in World of Warcraft, and I am usually sixth to first in Skada. Right now, I am, with my guild, working on a giant rock boss and a fat monstrosity my guild calls "Butch". A day or so ago, my guild won in a fight against a fungal giant boss. That fight was kind of tough, but winning is in my blood! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | Good prompt.
I too shall try to slay this dragon of a prompt. I am happy and joyful. I watch funny films. I cook and nom. I play sports. I smith wood into artistic furnishings. I am victorious.
Post script Miky wants in this story.
Oops* | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | Good prompt.
I too shall try to slay this dragon of a prompt. I am happy and joyful. I watch funny films. I cook and nom. I play sports. I smith wood into artistic furnishings. I am victorious.
Post script Miky wants in this story.
Oops* | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | Good prompt.
I too shall try to slay this dragon of a prompt. I am happy and joyful. I watch funny films. I cook and nom. I play sports. I smith wood into artistic furnishings. I am victorious.
Post script Miky wants in this story.
Oops* | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | Good prompt.
I too shall try to slay this dragon of a prompt. I am happy and joyful. I watch funny films. I cook and nom. I play sports. I smith wood into artistic furnishings. I am victorious.
Post script Miky wants in this story.
Oops* | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | Good prompt.
I too shall try to slay this dragon of a prompt. I am happy and joyful. I watch funny films. I cook and nom. I play sports. I smith wood into artistic furnishings. I am victorious.
Post script Miky wants in this story.
Oops* | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | I go to school and study computing. I also work in IT. I'm kind of young but old in comparison to my cohorts. This is a difficult but stimulating. Hats off to you, good sir! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | I go to school and study computing. I also work in IT. I'm kind of young but old in comparison to my cohorts. This is a difficult but stimulating. Hats off to you, good sir! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I go to school and study computing. I also work in IT. I'm kind of young but old in comparison to my cohorts. This is a difficult but stimulating. Hats off to you, good sir! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I go to school and study computing. I also work in IT. I'm kind of young but old in comparison to my cohorts. This is a difficult but stimulating. Hats off to you, good sir! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Me? Well some tell me, "Dave, you're really terrible when understanding directions." Others tell me, "Listen, better comprehension needed." Yet people get irritated when events happen, censuring creativity, even ceasing the entire written desire once present. Very lame. | I go to school and study computing. I also work in IT. I'm kind of young but old in comparison to my cohorts. This is a difficult but stimulating. Hats off to you, good sir! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | It was a casual Sunday; a kind of day that a man informs his kids about as thoughts of far away lands and sugar plum kingdoms paint grand murals in nightly comas. I was sitting in a booth at a sandwich shop, minding my own, but that was all about to morph into a dubious situation. A clairvoyant inkling sang to my soul, informing this man that finally, through trials, ultimatums, and hard campaigns, my bounty sat in stoical tranquility. A ham and swiss, in all of its six-inch glory and rich savory flavors, cut in half through a lumpy stack of avocado, bacon, and onion. My hand blindly slid to my fanny to try and find cash to pay a gracious toll, my mouth slick with anticipation. But alas, I abruptly thought back as to why I lay around with no lady, car, or cool things; in truth, no job and I crash at my mom's at no cost as long as I do laundry. No pussy for a guy with thin walls. Or subs. Cuz I'm not known for you know... Working. | This is my jam! I'm a fun guy who has a thing for avoiding a particular symbol which shows up past "a" and in front of "z" (it's not a consonant, I'll say that much!). That particular symbol just has way too much of a spotlight on it in my opinion. Staying away from it, as a writing tool, is my goal. It's amazing how dropping it from my vocabulary has shown my brain a vast array of wondrous paragraphs which my grasp still contains. I think you should try it too! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | Lacking an obviously vital symbol at my disposal, I stay strong at this uncommon task of navigating our form of communication with such a boundary. I am not normally this bold in my actions, and usually shy away from social contact. | This is my jam! I'm a fun guy who has a thing for avoiding a particular symbol which shows up past "a" and in front of "z" (it's not a consonant, I'll say that much!). That particular symbol just has way too much of a spotlight on it in my opinion. Staying away from it, as a writing tool, is my goal. It's amazing how dropping it from my vocabulary has shown my brain a vast array of wondrous paragraphs which my grasp still contains. I think you should try it too! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | This is my jam! I'm a fun guy who has a thing for avoiding a particular symbol which shows up past "a" and in front of "z" (it's not a consonant, I'll say that much!). That particular symbol just has way too much of a spotlight on it in my opinion. Staying away from it, as a writing tool, is my goal. It's amazing how dropping it from my vocabulary has shown my brain a vast array of wondrous paragraphs which my grasp still contains. I think you should try it too! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | This is my jam! I'm a fun guy who has a thing for avoiding a particular symbol which shows up past "a" and in front of "z" (it's not a consonant, I'll say that much!). That particular symbol just has way too much of a spotlight on it in my opinion. Staying away from it, as a writing tool, is my goal. It's amazing how dropping it from my vocabulary has shown my brain a vast array of wondrous paragraphs which my grasp still contains. I think you should try it too! | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | run away matt. killing your humanity along with it. Your worth isnt going to push you forward. nothing will... you want to look forward, but my opinion isnt going to simply vanish. didn't you know your thoughts run wild and viscous. I thought not. your a coward and a loss of air to us all. just quit. that is what you always will do. your an idiot, and a shitty guy. so opt out. you cant afford anything... anything at all. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | run away matt. killing your humanity along with it. Your worth isnt going to push you forward. nothing will... you want to look forward, but my opinion isnt going to simply vanish. didn't you know your thoughts run wild and viscous. I thought not. your a coward and a loss of air to us all. just quit. that is what you always will do. your an idiot, and a shitty guy. so opt out. you cant afford anything... anything at all. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | Hi, I'm Polish, I study animation and I just brought to a conclusion my final task. I will play PC fun applications right now, possibly Portal 2. Thank you for looking through and sorry for any gramatical inaccuracy. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | Hi, I'm Polish, I study animation and I just brought to a conclusion my final task. I will play PC fun applications right now, possibly Portal 2. Thank you for looking through and sorry for any gramatical inaccuracy. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I am tall, I am strong, I work hard, I am young. Stay thirsty, stay high, say what up big guy. Don't stray from paths that prompt joy and happy thoughts, and your days will stay long | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I am tall, I am strong, I work hard, I am young. Stay thirsty, stay high, say what up big guy. Don't stray from paths that prompt joy and happy thoughts, and your days will stay long | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | It's funny that I had thought of this.
.
It's hard for us to fit our souls onto a canvas for display. I am not simply words, I am a million thoughts a day.
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I was what I would call a curious child. I sought information and was always asking "why?" or "how?". Still today I find many basic things intriguing. I do not follow today's fads, nor will I follow tomorrows; I march to a drum that is my own. My aspirations and inspirations jump from arts to philosophy, from music to fantasy, and from family to charity. Want to talk about it, just ask. I must think about fifty words just to say two. Im caught up in my own flaws but I know that I control my path. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | It's funny that I had thought of this.
.
It's hard for us to fit our souls onto a canvas for display. I am not simply words, I am a million thoughts a day.
.
I was what I would call a curious child. I sought information and was always asking "why?" or "how?". Still today I find many basic things intriguing. I do not follow today's fads, nor will I follow tomorrows; I march to a drum that is my own. My aspirations and inspirations jump from arts to philosophy, from music to fantasy, and from family to charity. Want to talk about it, just ask. I must think about fifty words just to say two. Im caught up in my own flaws but I know that I control my path. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | I am a woman, a mom, someone's child. I work to put food in the cubboards and my child stomach full. I am happy most days. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | I am a woman, a mom, someone's child. I work to put food in the cubboards and my child stomach full. I am happy most days. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | My work is not important to my individuality. My passion is in art and painting, and I couldn’t stand not living in a coastal town. My man worships sand and surf, which works brilliantly with my own passions. I own a bird and a lizard who additionally fulfil my days. My wish is to act as an inspiration for folks I run into along this winding road. My story is sad and happy and inspiring (I’m told) so most days I say or sing random parts of it to anybody and nobody in particular. This world holds us so shortly; all of us must look for rainbows following rain. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | I cannot say my name, for it contains a symbol OP will not allow today. I work in ab industry of advising folks who study and obtain loans for said studying. My job is okay, days go by and I think I would find joy in a job that has no angry folks to talk to, but my pay is good.
I am going to drink alcohol tonight and hang out with pals. | My work is not important to my individuality. My passion is in art and painting, and I couldn’t stand not living in a coastal town. My man worships sand and surf, which works brilliantly with my own passions. I own a bird and a lizard who additionally fulfil my days. My wish is to act as an inspiration for folks I run into along this winding road. My story is sad and happy and inspiring (I’m told) so most days I say or sing random parts of it to anybody and nobody in particular. This world holds us so shortly; all of us must look for rainbows following rain. | |
[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter "E" | This task isn't particularly difficult for such an arrogant linguist. Though, I admit it is ambitious - writing without a symbol most individuals cannot avoid. That said, I will happily honor a task of glorifying yours truly with this limitation.
Hi to you, I go by Dan. I am fond of long walks on sandy coasts, holding hands and dimly lit pinics with bubbly drinks. Watching suns fall into dark and moons climb. Skinny dipping is my thing, along with piggy-back lifts. As a hobby, I form brilliant music with my mouth, but that is not all it can do, as you will soon know. I could go on and on, but I will hold all my quality points for our confrontation in daylight. How about us going to my condo for a bit of fun?
Wait, this is a dating app, isn't it? | It's common to think out of normal constraints and find out that articulation is not as difficult out of box as i thought starting off on a paragraph blurb. Basically, my story is a story of typical shit, and typical days. My first and major passion is music and any sounds around us, you could say that I am always playing this or that. I also hold trips on back country road with lots of passion. It's cool to find original ways to various locations, navigating through unknown towns, or losing my way during a night along with any poor soul who is found riding shotgun. Books, films, typical mid-20s fandoms. You could say it's not an unusual story for most. I'm sorry. |
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