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[WP] A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight. | Well, even I know that this is backwards. But what do you want from me ? Gold is more enticing to me than maintaining appropriate roles. Although, I do agree that messing with the status quo doesn’t do anyone much good, it’ll be chaos before you know it.
For one thing, I was not aware they knew we could talk. They be... | “But baaaaabe,” Azernoth whined, casting his out arms wide and sinking back into the scarlet cushions of his favorite balcony chair, “I want to watch the game!” His seeing glass, nestled between the merlons of the eastern tower’s parapet, fell askew on its tripod. In the distance the cries of merry men could be heard i... | |
[WP] A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight. | Well, even I know that this is backwards. But what do you want from me ? Gold is more enticing to me than maintaining appropriate roles. Although, I do agree that messing with the status quo doesn’t do anyone much good, it’ll be chaos before you know it.
For one thing, I was not aware they knew we could talk. They be... | "King me."
I looked at the board. I handed her a white piece, grinning as she took it from me. My claws could barely pick the pieces up, let alone stack them on top of each other.
Here I was, a dragon without a hostage, trying to free a knight from a princess. And what did I have to do in order to free him?
"Hu... | |
[WP] A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight. | Itzqa was five hundred forty seven years old. Still young, as dragons go. But even for his age, Itzqa was small, and a human child could scarcely feel his weight if he stood on the child's palm. Yet Itzqa was filled with curiosity, and loved to explore the human world despite how weak and vulnerable he was.
So it was ... | "King me."
I looked at the board. I handed her a white piece, grinning as she took it from me. My claws could barely pick the pieces up, let alone stack them on top of each other.
Here I was, a dragon without a hostage, trying to free a knight from a princess. And what did I have to do in order to free him?
"Hu... | |
[WP] A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight. | Well, even I know that this is backwards. But what do you want from me ? Gold is more enticing to me than maintaining appropriate roles. Although, I do agree that messing with the status quo doesn’t do anyone much good, it’ll be chaos before you know it.
For one thing, I was not aware they knew we could talk. They be... | It had started with a scream. Jeremiah, like a good knight, had followed the scream, and barged into the room where it originated. What he found was his betrothed, Lillian, with her skirts hiked up and the princess on her knees.
They dueled, and while Jeremiah really was a good knight, Princess Verona was simply bette... | |
[WP] A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight. | Well, even I know that this is backwards. But what do you want from me ? Gold is more enticing to me than maintaining appropriate roles. Although, I do agree that messing with the status quo doesn’t do anyone much good, it’ll be chaos before you know it.
For one thing, I was not aware they knew we could talk. They be... | I stare at the princess. She was such an elegant, kind person. Until she forced my master, Knight George, to marry her. My master already liked a young, peasant girl. I don't even know why. I mean, she's just a peasant! But I guess love is a different kind that I cannot understand.
"Coroth, hey?" the evil empress gue... | |
[WP] A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight. | Itzqa was five hundred forty seven years old. Still young, as dragons go. But even for his age, Itzqa was small, and a human child could scarcely feel his weight if he stood on the child's palm. Yet Itzqa was filled with curiosity, and loved to explore the human world despite how weak and vulnerable he was.
So it was ... | I stare at the princess. She was such an elegant, kind person. Until she forced my master, Knight George, to marry her. My master already liked a young, peasant girl. I don't even know why. I mean, she's just a peasant! But I guess love is a different kind that I cannot understand.
"Coroth, hey?" the evil empress gue... | |
[WP] A dragon has to fight a princess to free a captured knight. | Itzqa was five hundred forty seven years old. Still young, as dragons go. But even for his age, Itzqa was small, and a human child could scarcely feel his weight if he stood on the child's palm. Yet Itzqa was filled with curiosity, and loved to explore the human world despite how weak and vulnerable he was.
So it was ... | *NSFW for langauge. Edit: Derpy grammar*
It’s been so long since I took this form, but well, sometimes you just gotta squeeze it in and hope for the best.
We’re sitting at a pink table, the princess and I, guards standing all around. It reminds me of the set back home, if I was a tasteless mortal with a smile as emp... | |
[WP] People are immortal and only die when accomplish their purpose in life. You are by far the oldest person alive. | I'm neither sad nor sick. I remain healthy in every sense of the word. Every morning, I would make tea, watch what’s on the news, and go around my estate to embrace the sun. After a while, I will head back to my office and write. If you ask me, I live a good life.
Indeed, I am living a good life. It took me 1,932 yea... | Ever since I was born, I always wanted to catch criminals and split their skulls open with a nightstick. That's why I joined the Boys in Blue, Chicago's finest civil enforcement unit. But I might as well have been a Girl Scout, for all the crooks I've seen.
"Dangit, Baloney," my boss pounded his desk with his nights... | |
[WP] A cryogenic freezing company has been acquired by a company that brings the bodies back to life to be used as slaves | "There are no laws in space."
That was Eldin Muske's only statement after disclosing the details of the deal to acquire CryoCure. Arthur had made a living off of berevity in both his statements and his actions. And this one was no different. He had sat before the board at the head of the table and made his way arou... | Danial's job was easy. All he had to do was lie there. Countless tubes snaked from his limbs and chest to the ceiling, but he couldn't see them. His vision was blocked by the dark gray comically oversized metal helmet sitting on his head.
Tristan watched through the glass at the rows of people hanging on racks. His wh... | |
[WP] A cryogenic freezing company has been acquired by a company that brings the bodies back to life to be used as slaves | Day 1
Six of us were unfrozen yesterday. They herded us down long, dark hallways and forced us into these horrifying machines for hours on end. I feel so violated. There's an incessant itching in my wrist and scars on my chest. What did they do to me?
I found this notebook hidden in my new room. Whoever owned it befo... | Danial's job was easy. All he had to do was lie there. Countless tubes snaked from his limbs and chest to the ceiling, but he couldn't see them. His vision was blocked by the dark gray comically oversized metal helmet sitting on his head.
Tristan watched through the glass at the rows of people hanging on racks. His wh... | |
[WP] A cryogenic freezing company has been acquired by a company that brings the bodies back to life to be used as slaves | Day 1
Six of us were unfrozen yesterday. They herded us down long, dark hallways and forced us into these horrifying machines for hours on end. I feel so violated. There's an incessant itching in my wrist and scars on my chest. What did they do to me?
I found this notebook hidden in my new room. Whoever owned it befo... | "There are no laws in space."
That was Eldin Muske's only statement after disclosing the details of the deal to acquire CryoCure. Arthur had made a living off of berevity in both his statements and his actions. And this one was no different. He had sat before the board at the head of the table and made his way arou... | |
[WP] "I know we promised that we could put you in touch with copies of yourself from other universes, but we're going to have to give your money back - I'm sorry, but they're all dead." | "Jenna?" I heard. I stopped writing in my notebook and got up. "Jennnnnnnaaaaaa--"
"I'm right here, jeez." I complain, hurrying out into the living room. My roommate, Lisa, grinned brightly at me. She was covered in grime-- no surprise, considering our jobs-- and holding up two pristine white cards.
"You won't believ... | I paused, for the appropriate amount of time. What emotion was the right one, here? Anger? *Fear?* No, not fear. Anxiety and surprise, then. How did anxiety go? Widened eyes, thin lips? A sense of urgency in my voice? *Yes, that was it*
"Are you... Are you sure?!"
He nodded, looking both bashful and a bit apprehensi... | |
[WP] You are host to the spirit of an old-school supervillain. They can take control of your body when you're drunk, but because of the memory loss, you have no idea it happens. | I was woken up by someone trying to kiss me. My boyfriend trying his hand at an early morning quickie, no doubt. Fat chance: we were at his parents’ house for the weekend, no way was I going to risk his parents hearing us have sex, not exactly the kind of first impression I wanted to make. Besides, his breath smelled a... | Thomas Delano wasn't quite sure why he had no friends anymore. It was mostly because he couldn't stop talking about gerbils and he liked wearing really tight shorts all the time (two seperate problems, just to be clear). However, that's not why Frida - a professional snake charmer - wouldn't talk to him anymore.
It a... | |
[WP] A worldwide virus epidemic breaks out, threatening to drive humans to extinction. The only symptom of the virus is total joy and happiness that gets more intense the closer the infected gets to death. | "We are entering the Yurjin System, captain."
"Now that we are in their world, we ought to use their name for it, lieutenant."
"Yes, captain. We are entering the Solar System."
The grim starship was cruising at incredible speeds past the orbits of Pluto and Neptune. The Ji'har people had sent the starship afte... | "You people need to understand, you're all dying! You need to inject yourself with this to cure yourselves." A man shouted to a crowd of people in a park. They leaped around with no worry in the world.
"I know you all feel fine, but it won't last forever."
An old man with a smile walked up to him, "Why do you want ... | |
[WP] A worldwide virus epidemic breaks out, threatening to drive humans to extinction. The only symptom of the virus is total joy and happiness that gets more intense the closer the infected gets to death. | "We are entering the Yurjin System, captain."
"Now that we are in their world, we ought to use their name for it, lieutenant."
"Yes, captain. We are entering the Solar System."
The grim starship was cruising at incredible speeds past the orbits of Pluto and Neptune. The Ji'har people had sent the starship afte... | "I think there's something wrong with me."
"Oh? And why's that?"
"I feel like I should be sad."
James was not a details person. If he was, he would have appreciated being able to get a good look at her face after such a long time. Perhaps, on another day, he'd love finally being able to see her piercing green eye... | |
[WP] A worldwide virus epidemic breaks out, threatening to drive humans to extinction. The only symptom of the virus is total joy and happiness that gets more intense the closer the infected gets to death. | It has started so suddenly, and there was nothing worse than being a child in this world. I didn't understand what was happening. People would seem so happy. They were out celebrating in the streets, singing and dancing. The parties got louder through the night; cars were getting flipped over, riot and screaming. Firew... | "I think there's something wrong with me."
"Oh? And why's that?"
"I feel like I should be sad."
James was not a details person. If he was, he would have appreciated being able to get a good look at her face after such a long time. Perhaps, on another day, he'd love finally being able to see her piercing green eye... | |
[WP] Our eyes see souls when we look at others, instead of bodies. Describe the day you fell in love. | I've always hated how I look. I know why people don't talk to me. This ugly, charred, starved-looking soul of mine is hard to ignore. At least my soul has gotten me somewhere in life. I handle deals for a well known *italian* fellow, if you catch my drift. He's a real nasty looking fucker, too. I run money for him, bri... | Most everyone in my school looked the same. An endless sea of grey, and other uninteresting colors. There were a few that you could tell had passion. The passionate ones were usually a bright red. They were few and far between though.
Many adults, however, were different. They weren't just one color, but a myriad of c... | |
[WP] All your life, you've been finding small cuts or bruises on your body with no explanation. Today, you find out what's causing them. | There seemed nothing out of the ordinary about a child of six sporting little cuts and bruises at first. All children of that age fall over, scrape their knees and bump into chairs and tables. As a particularly clumsy and forgetful child, I'd often have no idea how I got them - I'd just assume that I'd fallen over or s... | I awoke in bed on a cold Saturday morning in January. I felt the familiar tingle I've felt oh so many times before coming from my leg. I shook the covers off my body and glanced down at my right leg to see a cluster of small, red scratches each no bigger than a staple. I opened my mouth wide and let out a hearty yaw... | |
[WP] You are a successful hitman. An unsuspecting, cheery and nice girl moves next door. She knocks on your door one day and asks for help. | "The fires of stars are dim; and their lights are forever.
The meteor's flame is brief; yet its beauty outshines the stars."
The moon is cold. The wind is soft. The knife - bloodied as it is - has no place on such a beautiful night.
So why is it here? What am I doing, destroying the beauty of the night?
I set th... | First thing to pop in my head:
A light wrap on the door distracts me from packing the last of the empty brass cases. A quick tap of a button whooshes the hand crafted ammunition into a hidden compartment in the wall but I keep the familiar grip of my blade as I glide to the door and rip it open. My grip tightens to a... | |
[WP] Tell me about a terrifying thing/moment from your childhood. Make me feel like I'm there with you. | Laughter surrounded the hotel swimming pool, children, parents, teenagers and lovers where all enjoying their summer vacation abroad. Different languages could be heard as people from all over the world flocked to the sunny beautiful country of Cyprus in hopes to get a tan before having to leave.
Two sisters begged ... | I can hear them, tires heavily crunching on the asphalt.
The hairs on the back of my neck stand up like a cat's.
I'm a cat though, I coan't spring away and scramble through the hedges.
I swing my bag off my bag and rummage through.
A last ditch attempt to see if they really *are* following.
As I pretend to go... | |
[WP] Tell me about a terrifying thing/moment from your childhood. Make me feel like I'm there with you. | 'Fucking come here!'
I run. I can't run far or fast. I was one of the fastest runner in primary school but high school is totally different. Everyone is faster, bigger, meaner.
I almost trip over a tree root and go flying. My mind briefly fills with the image of myself impaled on some weather sharpened branch, ... | I can hear them, tires heavily crunching on the asphalt.
The hairs on the back of my neck stand up like a cat's.
I'm a cat though, I coan't spring away and scramble through the hedges.
I swing my bag off my bag and rummage through.
A last ditch attempt to see if they really *are* following.
As I pretend to go... | |
[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes. | GAME: START
“So… has it ever gone wrong?”
“Well, there were a couple of times when my aim was bad and I was alive for sometimes 15 minutes”
“Pfft, 15 minutes isn’t so bad”.
“Uh huh it is. It’s the most pain I think anyone will ever experience.”
“So why do you do it anyway?”
“Because I made a mistake and I want... | There once was a girl
Who could turn every wrong to right
By simply offing herself
And restarting her life
No matter how much she pruned
And no matter the wrongs she'd right
She still found reason to gripe
Forever contrite
But nothing is forever
Though sometimes it seems
And when enough was enough
Then God i... | |
[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes. | Some would say I spend my days with a legendary being, a god that can control time and space. Some would bow down in awe and offer their worship to a companion such as mine.
Me? I see my friend as a normal creature, albeit one under my command. It was powerful, arguably more powerful than anything else, but under my c... | There once was a girl
Who could turn every wrong to right
By simply offing herself
And restarting her life
No matter how much she pruned
And no matter the wrongs she'd right
She still found reason to gripe
Forever contrite
But nothing is forever
Though sometimes it seems
And when enough was enough
Then God i... | |
[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes. | My name is Lily. And I'm a perfectionist.
My psychologists have told me I have OCD, but they're wrong. They're all wrong. I just like things to be perfect, because when they *can* be, they *have* to be.
And I can make *everything* perfect. And I do. It takes a long time, but when you can relive your life endlessly, t... | There once was a girl
Who could turn every wrong to right
By simply offing herself
And restarting her life
No matter how much she pruned
And no matter the wrongs she'd right
She still found reason to gripe
Forever contrite
But nothing is forever
Though sometimes it seems
And when enough was enough
Then God i... | |
[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes. | "Maggie," said God.
"Yes, sir?" Maggie stood very straight and very still, chin up, hands clasped neatly in front of her. God had never seen anyone else manage to make Heaven's robes look quite so... prim.
"You're here again."
"Yes, sir." Maggie was surreptitiously using her foot to flatten out the tufts of cloud s... | There once was a girl
Who could turn every wrong to right
By simply offing herself
And restarting her life
No matter how much she pruned
And no matter the wrongs she'd right
She still found reason to gripe
Forever contrite
But nothing is forever
Though sometimes it seems
And when enough was enough
Then God i... | |
[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes. | My name is Lily. And I'm a perfectionist.
My psychologists have told me I have OCD, but they're wrong. They're all wrong. I just like things to be perfect, because when they *can* be, they *have* to be.
And I can make *everything* perfect. And I do. It takes a long time, but when you can relive your life endlessly, t... | GAME: START
“So… has it ever gone wrong?”
“Well, there were a couple of times when my aim was bad and I was alive for sometimes 15 minutes”
“Pfft, 15 minutes isn’t so bad”.
“Uh huh it is. It’s the most pain I think anyone will ever experience.”
“So why do you do it anyway?”
“Because I made a mistake and I want... | |
[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes. | My name is Lily. And I'm a perfectionist.
My psychologists have told me I have OCD, but they're wrong. They're all wrong. I just like things to be perfect, because when they *can* be, they *have* to be.
And I can make *everything* perfect. And I do. It takes a long time, but when you can relive your life endlessly, t... | Some would say I spend my days with a legendary being, a god that can control time and space. Some would bow down in awe and offer their worship to a companion such as mine.
Me? I see my friend as a normal creature, albeit one under my command. It was powerful, arguably more powerful than anything else, but under my c... | |
[WP] A girl finds out that she can restart her entire life by committing suicide, she develops OCD while tirelessly trying to fix every little error, constantly restarting. This goes on for a while until God intervenes. | "Maggie," said God.
"Yes, sir?" Maggie stood very straight and very still, chin up, hands clasped neatly in front of her. God had never seen anyone else manage to make Heaven's robes look quite so... prim.
"You're here again."
"Yes, sir." Maggie was surreptitiously using her foot to flatten out the tufts of cloud s... | Sarah liked to get things right.
The first reset was amazing. She knew to stay away from Tony and Mark was such a wonderful husband. She spent more quality time with her Mum and helped prolong her life - convincing her early to stop smoking.
In her eighties Sarah was content with her life. That was until her younge... | |
[WP] You are all that stands between a logging company and Yggdrasil. | “They are coming.”
Heimir’s voice is deep and resonant, shaking the earth beneath my feet. My fingers wrap around the iron handle of my sword, clenching hard, and I nod. “I know.” The jotunn lifts his own weapon, a massive hammer that’s twice my height and probably weighs more than Freyn, my war-horse, and slams it in... | Great masses of metal machinery roll towards me with thunderous roars. The great tree stands behind me, clawing at the sky with pleading arms, praying for help as the convoy closes in. I watch the the first truck barrel towards me, weighing a few dozen tonnes at least. "The new equipment must've arrived," I said to mys... | |
[WP] You are all that stands between a logging company and Yggdrasil. | I glanced to my left; Loki grinned at me.
I glanced to my right; Njord took my hand.
Behind me, Thor held Mjolnir aloft.
The loggers never saw it coming, but the coroner found it strange; somehow, the loggers had been simultaneously electrocuted, drowned, and poisoned with snake venom.
Cause of death: Undetermined... | Great masses of metal machinery roll towards me with thunderous roars. The great tree stands behind me, clawing at the sky with pleading arms, praying for help as the convoy closes in. I watch the the first truck barrel towards me, weighing a few dozen tonnes at least. "The new equipment must've arrived," I said to mys... | |
[WP] You are all that stands between a logging company and Yggdrasil. | It was the first time I'd come out of hiding in decades. No centuries. The gossip spread as fast as a hummingbird's wingbeat, but no one actually believed the rumor. People had such a fondness for maintaining and keeping things that were considered "historical" and "ancient." I, thankfully, did believe the rumors. I co... | Great masses of metal machinery roll towards me with thunderous roars. The great tree stands behind me, clawing at the sky with pleading arms, praying for help as the convoy closes in. I watch the the first truck barrel towards me, weighing a few dozen tonnes at least. "The new equipment must've arrived," I said to mys... | |
[WP] You are all that stands between a logging company and Yggdrasil. | The bell of the church tolls for the twelfth time. I look out my window and see the congregates of St. Michael's pour out of the large wooden doors. The Catholics of my town, my very small German town had just finished their Sunday mass. I see my mother and father in the long list of locals that I know, and I know they... | Great masses of metal machinery roll towards me with thunderous roars. The great tree stands behind me, clawing at the sky with pleading arms, praying for help as the convoy closes in. I watch the the first truck barrel towards me, weighing a few dozen tonnes at least. "The new equipment must've arrived," I said to mys... | |
[WP] You are all that stands between a logging company and Yggdrasil. | It was the first time I'd come out of hiding in decades. No centuries. The gossip spread as fast as a hummingbird's wingbeat, but no one actually believed the rumor. People had such a fondness for maintaining and keeping things that were considered "historical" and "ancient." I, thankfully, did believe the rumors. I co... | I glanced to my left; Loki grinned at me.
I glanced to my right; Njord took my hand.
Behind me, Thor held Mjolnir aloft.
The loggers never saw it coming, but the coroner found it strange; somehow, the loggers had been simultaneously electrocuted, drowned, and poisoned with snake venom.
Cause of death: Undetermined... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | Why am I coming out to the public? Well it is tough to say except my power is impossible to hide. The other day when walking across the street during my lunch break I slipped on something. I reached a hand out to grab something to stay standing and caught some lady's dress. Tore her dress but pulled her out of the st... | There once was a hero named John Scamander,
Who wrestled a wraith made of Coriander,
“Super breath will take care of you!
He said, just before the “Achoo!”
And blew away the city of Bangor.
| |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | "A banana peel," I snicker to myself as I easily avoid slipping onto something so obvious before walking into work. There's a loud thud behind me as a customer slips on it instead, when she gets up, she throws her crutches to the side and says that her back doesn't hurt anymore.
"Ma'am, you're going to have to dispose... | There once was a hero named John Scamander,
Who wrestled a wraith made of Coriander,
“Super breath will take care of you!
He said, just before the “Achoo!”
And blew away the city of Bangor.
| |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | My first undercover assignment was Dr. Herr von Verruckt, a D-list supervillain and the sort of guy who’d normally be a non-issue.
He'd never accomplished anything bigger than a bank robbery, and so he wasn't on anyone's radar- no one was paying attention when he made a deal with a certain corrupt military contractor... | There once was a hero named John Scamander,
Who wrestled a wraith made of Coriander,
“Super breath will take care of you!
He said, just before the “Achoo!”
And blew away the city of Bangor.
| |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | CUT IN
INT - A BANK LOBBY
*We see a tall, attractive woman in leggings and a hoodie standing atop a counter in a bank lobby. This is THE HOT GIRL, a villainess of unspeakable power. A number of terrified civilians and police officers are huddled at her feet, most of them covering their heads with their hands.*
**THE... | There once was a hero named John Scamander,
Who wrestled a wraith made of Coriander,
“Super breath will take care of you!
He said, just before the “Achoo!”
And blew away the city of Bangor.
| |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | "A banana peel," I snicker to myself as I easily avoid slipping onto something so obvious before walking into work. There's a loud thud behind me as a customer slips on it instead, when she gets up, she throws her crutches to the side and says that her back doesn't hurt anymore.
"Ma'am, you're going to have to dispose... | Why am I coming out to the public? Well it is tough to say except my power is impossible to hide. The other day when walking across the street during my lunch break I slipped on something. I reached a hand out to grab something to stay standing and caught some lady's dress. Tore her dress but pulled her out of the st... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | My first undercover assignment was Dr. Herr von Verruckt, a D-list supervillain and the sort of guy who’d normally be a non-issue.
He'd never accomplished anything bigger than a bank robbery, and so he wasn't on anyone's radar- no one was paying attention when he made a deal with a certain corrupt military contractor... | Why am I coming out to the public? Well it is tough to say except my power is impossible to hide. The other day when walking across the street during my lunch break I slipped on something. I reached a hand out to grab something to stay standing and caught some lady's dress. Tore her dress but pulled her out of the st... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | CUT IN
INT - A BANK LOBBY
*We see a tall, attractive woman in leggings and a hoodie standing atop a counter in a bank lobby. This is THE HOT GIRL, a villainess of unspeakable power. A number of terrified civilians and police officers are huddled at her feet, most of them covering their heads with their hands.*
**THE... | Why am I coming out to the public? Well it is tough to say except my power is impossible to hide. The other day when walking across the street during my lunch break I slipped on something. I reached a hand out to grab something to stay standing and caught some lady's dress. Tore her dress but pulled her out of the st... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | CUT IN
INT - A BANK LOBBY
*We see a tall, attractive woman in leggings and a hoodie standing atop a counter in a bank lobby. This is THE HOT GIRL, a villainess of unspeakable power. A number of terrified civilians and police officers are huddled at her feet, most of them covering their heads with their hands.*
**THE... | "A banana peel," I snicker to myself as I easily avoid slipping onto something so obvious before walking into work. There's a loud thud behind me as a customer slips on it instead, when she gets up, she throws her crutches to the side and says that her back doesn't hurt anymore.
"Ma'am, you're going to have to dispose... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | My first undercover assignment was Dr. Herr von Verruckt, a D-list supervillain and the sort of guy who’d normally be a non-issue.
He'd never accomplished anything bigger than a bank robbery, and so he wasn't on anyone's radar- no one was paying attention when he made a deal with a certain corrupt military contractor... | "BLOOPER HERO TO THE...Umm...RESCUE!" I screeched as I raced towards the woman who was about to spill her coffee all over her self.
As she turned past a dark alley, I called after her, "NEVER FEAR! THE BLOOPER HERO IS HERE!" And knocked into her, sending her phone and coffee flying.
Down the alley, a crimi... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | CUT IN
INT - A BANK LOBBY
*We see a tall, attractive woman in leggings and a hoodie standing atop a counter in a bank lobby. This is THE HOT GIRL, a villainess of unspeakable power. A number of terrified civilians and police officers are huddled at her feet, most of them covering their heads with their hands.*
**THE... | "BLOOPER HERO TO THE...Umm...RESCUE!" I screeched as I raced towards the woman who was about to spill her coffee all over her self.
As she turned past a dark alley, I called after her, "NEVER FEAR! THE BLOOPER HERO IS HERE!" And knocked into her, sending her phone and coffee flying.
Down the alley, a crimi... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | George
“Fuck,” muttered George, reaching for the tea towel in his tiny apartment kitchen. This was the second day in a row he’d spilled coffee on a button up shirt, ruining his last of the only two he had for work. He dabbed at the hot coffee, managing to smear it across the fabric even more. George made a face, know... | "BLOOPER HERO TO THE...Umm...RESCUE!" I screeched as I raced towards the woman who was about to spill her coffee all over her self.
As she turned past a dark alley, I called after her, "NEVER FEAR! THE BLOOPER HERO IS HERE!" And knocked into her, sending her phone and coffee flying.
Down the alley, a crimi... | |
[WP] You are a superhero, who's daily screw-ups save lives everyday. You are the Blooperhero. | CUT IN
INT - A BANK LOBBY
*We see a tall, attractive woman in leggings and a hoodie standing atop a counter in a bank lobby. This is THE HOT GIRL, a villainess of unspeakable power. A number of terrified civilians and police officers are huddled at her feet, most of them covering their heads with their hands.*
**THE... | My first undercover assignment was Dr. Herr von Verruckt, a D-list supervillain and the sort of guy who’d normally be a non-issue.
He'd never accomplished anything bigger than a bank robbery, and so he wasn't on anyone's radar- no one was paying attention when he made a deal with a certain corrupt military contractor... | |
[WP] A young, mentally distraught high school student, weapon in tow, decides to shoot up his school before taking his own life. Just before the moment of truth, another student in his class opens fire on his class mates. What does he do next? | There was always going to come a time that I’d simply had enough.
The worst part wasn’t the bullying. That, I could handle. I had 3 older brothers, so I was used to it being a bit rough. It’s the blatant ignoring that I couldn’t stand.
When I asked to sit at a table at lunch, I got completely blanked. When it was ti... | Sweat trickled down Jason's pale face. He had already thrown up his breakfast but he felt like he was about to do it again. He was shaking like he had PTSD and every damn noise made him twitch. He was laid on his bare mattress, staring up at the damp, mildew covered ceiling. He felt the coldness of the five-seven, tuck... | |
[WP] A society in which government representatives are chosen randomly at birth, then raised and educated for the responsibility. | I am not special. This is something I learned at the age of five. I also learned that the other children in my class were not special either. We were just ordinary children, selected randomly at birth to be leaders. Each pregnant woman was assigned a number on her first pregnancy-wellness visit. At the end of each year... | ‘This one,’ the chief archon said.
The infants lay squirming in their cots, their parents standing behind them. The children’s wails filled the room, a squalling cry that went on and on. The archon pushed it aside, pushed aside the expressions of fear on the parents’ faces, pushed aside everything but his duty.
He h... | |
[WP] A society in which government representatives are chosen randomly at birth, then raised and educated for the responsibility. | I am not special. This is something I learned at the age of five. I also learned that the other children in my class were not special either. We were just ordinary children, selected randomly at birth to be leaders. Each pregnant woman was assigned a number on her first pregnancy-wellness visit. At the end of each year... | His name. Robert should know his name. He paused for a little longer than usual as he reached into his mind and tried to pull on the loose thread of a memory failing once again. His father had been bad with names, as was his mother. Tracy, his lead instructor, had encouraged him to challenge himself and push the boun... | |
[WP] "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." What happens when magic becomes too advanced? | His magic had grown very sophisticated, but had it grown this far? He supposed he would find out. He just wished he would not find out with a *technologist* at his side. Damn him. Ah, no. That wasn't right, he supposed. Nichols was his friend. He only wanted to help in his own needlessly flashy way.
Argan The White sa... | "I don't see what's so special about magic when we have technology," Phil said to the elf.
Griswold's pointed ears twitched. "Really? Most of what you consider technology is just magic. Laser guns? Did you think there was a nuclear reactor in your hands?"
Phil stuttered.
"Or FTL ships. Without magic, they cou... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | I was outside of a casino. I'd never been into one before, I would walk past on the way to work all the time, curious about the "what if's?"
"Go on in" a small figure had materialized upon my left shoulder, it wore a black hooded cloak, if it had a face I couldn't make it out "you'll make a fortune."
"No wait, don't ... | It had been the worst day of my life.
Since I was young, I knew I was a bit... off. My conscience, you see, manifested itself visibly to me. I know what you're thinking, but I was checked for schizophrenia. As far as medical science is concerned, I'm sane.
The guys on my shoulders have always said the same thing. T... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | "Punch her in the nose!" Fred (the demon's name) threw a few jabs at the air.
"No, curl up and block her, don't fight back, let the authorities handle this." I was getting the life beaten out of me by an ex-girlfriend. Of course nobody in the club was doing anything, they were all unsure what to do. They couldn't grab... | It had been the worst day of my life.
Since I was young, I knew I was a bit... off. My conscience, you see, manifested itself visibly to me. I know what you're thinking, but I was checked for schizophrenia. As far as medical science is concerned, I'm sane.
The guys on my shoulders have always said the same thing. T... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | "They're both idiots." Two thuds echoed off my skull as tiny laced sneakers appeared in the interior corners of my eyes. I glanced worriedly to either shoulder but found the pitchfork-wielding and Harp-strumming paragons still standing there. Well, The angel was floating, but honestly the idea was the same.
 ... | It had been the worst day of my life.
Since I was young, I knew I was a bit... off. My conscience, you see, manifested itself visibly to me. I know what you're thinking, but I was checked for schizophrenia. As far as medical science is concerned, I'm sane.
The guys on my shoulders have always said the same thing. T... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | I held the gun firmly, pointing it at my assailant.
My shoulder angel scolded me. "He may have broken in, but that still doesn't give you the right to hurt him!"
I grimaced. "I know, I know... but he came in armed!"
The little devil on the other shoulder, sneered, "Yeah, and he would have used it too! Show him what ha... | It had been the worst day of my life.
Since I was young, I knew I was a bit... off. My conscience, you see, manifested itself visibly to me. I know what you're thinking, but I was checked for schizophrenia. As far as medical science is concerned, I'm sane.
The guys on my shoulders have always said the same thing. T... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | I was outside of a casino. I'd never been into one before, I would walk past on the way to work all the time, curious about the "what if's?"
"Go on in" a small figure had materialized upon my left shoulder, it wore a black hooded cloak, if it had a face I couldn't make it out "you'll make a fortune."
"No wait, don't ... | "Hey, you should really ditch your parents."
"It's true, there are greater things than being condescended by your parents."
I was gripping on my last threads of sanity,"I'm trying to drive." I have no idea what is happening; I think I'm hallucinating. I don't think I took anything strange right? Do I have family hist... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | "Punch her in the nose!" Fred (the demon's name) threw a few jabs at the air.
"No, curl up and block her, don't fight back, let the authorities handle this." I was getting the life beaten out of me by an ex-girlfriend. Of course nobody in the club was doing anything, they were all unsure what to do. They couldn't grab... | "Hey, you should really ditch your parents."
"It's true, there are greater things than being condescended by your parents."
I was gripping on my last threads of sanity,"I'm trying to drive." I have no idea what is happening; I think I'm hallucinating. I don't think I took anything strange right? Do I have family hist... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | "They're both idiots." Two thuds echoed off my skull as tiny laced sneakers appeared in the interior corners of my eyes. I glanced worriedly to either shoulder but found the pitchfork-wielding and Harp-strumming paragons still standing there. Well, The angel was floating, but honestly the idea was the same.
 ... | "Hey, you should really ditch your parents."
"It's true, there are greater things than being condescended by your parents."
I was gripping on my last threads of sanity,"I'm trying to drive." I have no idea what is happening; I think I'm hallucinating. I don't think I took anything strange right? Do I have family hist... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | I held the gun firmly, pointing it at my assailant.
My shoulder angel scolded me. "He may have broken in, but that still doesn't give you the right to hurt him!"
I grimaced. "I know, I know... but he came in armed!"
The little devil on the other shoulder, sneered, "Yeah, and he would have used it too! Show him what ha... | "Hey, you should really ditch your parents."
"It's true, there are greater things than being condescended by your parents."
I was gripping on my last threads of sanity,"I'm trying to drive." I have no idea what is happening; I think I'm hallucinating. I don't think I took anything strange right? Do I have family hist... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | "They're both idiots." Two thuds echoed off my skull as tiny laced sneakers appeared in the interior corners of my eyes. I glanced worriedly to either shoulder but found the pitchfork-wielding and Harp-strumming paragons still standing there. Well, The angel was floating, but honestly the idea was the same.
 ... | "Punch her in the nose!" Fred (the demon's name) threw a few jabs at the air.
"No, curl up and block her, don't fight back, let the authorities handle this." I was getting the life beaten out of me by an ex-girlfriend. Of course nobody in the club was doing anything, they were all unsure what to do. They couldn't grab... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | "They're both idiots." Two thuds echoed off my skull as tiny laced sneakers appeared in the interior corners of my eyes. I glanced worriedly to either shoulder but found the pitchfork-wielding and Harp-strumming paragons still standing there. Well, The angel was floating, but honestly the idea was the same.
 ... | He stared at the screen, sweating. It was gold, fresh, amazing. He could rack up hoards of karma by reposting it off of /new.
**Poof**
"Do it. Snag that image, upload it again with a new URL, and downvote this sucker's post."
*~Poof~*
"Don't listen to The Left Side. He wants to mislead you, upvote the post, leave a... | |
[WP] You have a little devil on one shoulder and a little angel on the other. Both are trying to convince you to do something, when out of nowhere, a third being appears on top of your head. | I held the gun firmly, pointing it at my assailant.
My shoulder angel scolded me. "He may have broken in, but that still doesn't give you the right to hurt him!"
I grimaced. "I know, I know... but he came in armed!"
The little devil on the other shoulder, sneered, "Yeah, and he would have used it too! Show him what ha... | He stared at the screen, sweating. It was gold, fresh, amazing. He could rack up hoards of karma by reposting it off of /new.
**Poof**
"Do it. Snag that image, upload it again with a new URL, and downvote this sucker's post."
*~Poof~*
"Don't listen to The Left Side. He wants to mislead you, upvote the post, leave a... | |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | Dearest Daughter,
There are so many things I want to tell you. So many facets of this world, the big things, the little. The momentous, the everyday. All are blessings, when I think of you. That mane of strawberry hair, so like your mother's. My blue-grey eyes sitting atop rosy cheeks, and that smile, oh that smile yo... | I woke up to my alarm, and he wasn't next to me. Odd. He never woke up first, and his phone was still sitting on the nightstand next to the bed. I shut my alarm off and got up.
I couldn't hear the shower, but I checked the bathroom anyways. Nothing. Our kitchen and living room were empty as well. He could have left t... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | Rain fell in the night. I was three-quarters of the way through my graveyard shift, alone in the building.
The bells on the front door tingled as a man pushed the door open. I jumped; no headlights had turned into the parking lot, and I was not expecting anyone. There were no appointments this early in the morning.
... | "Turn it up," she laughs, adjusting the small, textured knob on the front panel of a Toyota Scion. Vance Joy's "Riptide" sounds soothingly throughout the car's interior as it passes quickly by a Shell gas station. "I love this song!" She exclaims.
 
The young man grumbles curtly, "hmmph." He glances at the s... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | **Sir! Excuse me, sir!**
Yes?
**Is your name Phillip?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed aka The Reader?**
Yes.
**I thought so. As your mortal enemy, that is why I have just thrown scalding hot coffee into your face.**
(sobs) Damn you, Eldridge J. Wright, aka The Writer! This isn't over! (sobs even h... | "Turn it up," she laughs, adjusting the small, textured knob on the front panel of a Toyota Scion. Vance Joy's "Riptide" sounds soothingly throughout the car's interior as it passes quickly by a Shell gas station. "I love this song!" She exclaims.
 
The young man grumbles curtly, "hmmph." He glances at the s... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | Rain fell in the night. I was three-quarters of the way through my graveyard shift, alone in the building.
The bells on the front door tingled as a man pushed the door open. I jumped; no headlights had turned into the parking lot, and I was not expecting anyone. There were no appointments this early in the morning.
... | I never lost anything because I've never ventured. Grew up thinking, can’t risk it I need to save myself for some future place with some future person. Never travelled, never got hurt, never hurt anyone, anyone who didn't agree with me was cut out, and anyone who agreed with me was weird and couldn't think on their ow... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | **Sir! Excuse me, sir!**
Yes?
**Is your name Phillip?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed aka The Reader?**
Yes.
**I thought so. As your mortal enemy, that is why I have just thrown scalding hot coffee into your face.**
(sobs) Damn you, Eldridge J. Wright, aka The Writer! This isn't over! (sobs even h... | I never lost anything because I've never ventured. Grew up thinking, can’t risk it I need to save myself for some future place with some future person. Never travelled, never got hurt, never hurt anyone, anyone who didn't agree with me was cut out, and anyone who agreed with me was weird and couldn't think on their ow... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | Rain fell in the night. I was three-quarters of the way through my graveyard shift, alone in the building.
The bells on the front door tingled as a man pushed the door open. I jumped; no headlights had turned into the parking lot, and I was not expecting anyone. There were no appointments this early in the morning.
... | As she lies there in the hospital bed, you can see she's still wearing the charm necklace you bought for her one Mother's Day thirty or forty years ago. It was only a couple of bucks at one of those junk-shops downtown, but you had no idea, and she didn't care how much you spent. The metallic shiny lacquered shell had ... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | **Sir! Excuse me, sir!**
Yes?
**Is your name Phillip?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed aka The Reader?**
Yes.
**I thought so. As your mortal enemy, that is why I have just thrown scalding hot coffee into your face.**
(sobs) Damn you, Eldridge J. Wright, aka The Writer! This isn't over! (sobs even h... | As she lies there in the hospital bed, you can see she's still wearing the charm necklace you bought for her one Mother's Day thirty or forty years ago. It was only a couple of bucks at one of those junk-shops downtown, but you had no idea, and she didn't care how much you spent. The metallic shiny lacquered shell had ... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | **Sir! Excuse me, sir!**
Yes?
**Is your name Phillip?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed?**
Yes.
**Phillip Reed aka The Reader?**
Yes.
**I thought so. As your mortal enemy, that is why I have just thrown scalding hot coffee into your face.**
(sobs) Damn you, Eldridge J. Wright, aka The Writer! This isn't over! (sobs even h... | Rain fell in the night. I was three-quarters of the way through my graveyard shift, alone in the building.
The bells on the front door tingled as a man pushed the door open. I jumped; no headlights had turned into the parking lot, and I was not expecting anyone. There were no appointments this early in the morning.
... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | If I could say a thousands things
I would
To make you stronger
To trust me
I know you more than you think I know
You've struggled
You've been in that dark place
Searching around for a flashlight
Wanting a floodlight
And nothing more than a firefly floats past
The dre... | Field report for planet SOLARIS III
There is strong evidence of a race having lived here, with many formations of stone standing in ways that must have been intended.
The only life found however is single-celled and carbon based, we have yet to discover anything else. Though there are a great quantity of bare endoske... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | My mouth struggled to let loose a single word. A single word is all I wanted to say.
"Help."
It might have been futile. When the earthquake hit, I'm sure many people fled or have found themselves in a situation similar to mine. I was trapped under the remains of a wall. I think my head was pinned against the ground. ... | Field report for planet SOLARIS III
There is strong evidence of a race having lived here, with many formations of stone standing in ways that must have been intended.
The only life found however is single-celled and carbon based, we have yet to discover anything else. Though there are a great quantity of bare endoske... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | I remember the way she looked at me as the needle went in. Big green eyes full of fear and pain. Soon they became dilated. She sought me out, her head nudging my hand. Purring.
The noises that escaped my throat as reality hit me.
The smell of the earth as my brother dug her a deep grave, it began to rain. How appro... | Field report for planet SOLARIS III
There is strong evidence of a race having lived here, with many formations of stone standing in ways that must have been intended.
The only life found however is single-celled and carbon based, we have yet to discover anything else. Though there are a great quantity of bare endoske... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | She always told me I was a good girl.
I know I'm a good girl.
But how long is right back?
I sat still wagging my tail. My paws digging into the dirt below me, looking at the passing cars, they drove so fast. Why do they have to go fast? What's the hurry? I never seen so many cars go in one direction, they should s... | Field report for planet SOLARIS III
There is strong evidence of a race having lived here, with many formations of stone standing in ways that must have been intended.
The only life found however is single-celled and carbon based, we have yet to discover anything else. Though there are a great quantity of bare endoske... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | I remember the way she looked at me as the needle went in. Big green eyes full of fear and pain. Soon they became dilated. She sought me out, her head nudging my hand. Purring.
The noises that escaped my throat as reality hit me.
The smell of the earth as my brother dug her a deep grave, it began to rain. How appro... | If I could say a thousands things
I would
To make you stronger
To trust me
I know you more than you think I know
You've struggled
You've been in that dark place
Searching around for a flashlight
Wanting a floodlight
And nothing more than a firefly floats past
The dre... |
That is your only goal. | [WP] Make the reader cry. | I remember the way she looked at me as the needle went in. Big green eyes full of fear and pain. Soon they became dilated. She sought me out, her head nudging my hand. Purring.
The noises that escaped my throat as reality hit me.
The smell of the earth as my brother dug her a deep grave, it began to rain. How appro... | My mouth struggled to let loose a single word. A single word is all I wanted to say.
"Help."
It might have been futile. When the earthquake hit, I'm sure many people fled or have found themselves in a situation similar to mine. I was trapped under the remains of a wall. I think my head was pinned against the ground. ... |
[WP] Your entire super hero career has been to help people, often with unconventional methods and the people are never on your side. Today a new "hero" shows up and says you've been the villain all along. | I hear him come in because he's loud. I was loud too when I was younger. Flashy. Anything for the spectators. Anything for the fame. He must have broken down an outer wall to get in, as if that were necessary. I'm sure he expects it to be on the front of the papers tomorrow. I hope the whole damned building collapses b... | "What? Come again?"
"You're the villian," he said matter-of-factly. The arrogance of it all. Him, in his silver suit with red cap, flying above the rubble. Judging me!
"That's impossible, I save lives!"
"How so?" he asked me.
"Like, last week, for example. I blasted that whole hospital full of radiation to hel... | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | My neighbor was a bit of a pyromaniac growing up, which was fine. We weren't old enough to drive anywhere. Our parents both worked long hours, and -- to be honest -- at that age, I would have been friends with just about anyone.
So pryo on bud! And, yeah, count me in too.
We started innocently enough, burning the ... | Waiting in line at the food bank with my mother,I awkwardly shuffle at her side. My eyes on the floor, only looking up to catch the eyes of another hungry soul who had, in that moment of gripping hunger that gnaws at the insides got in line, and waited...and waited. Hoping that the generosity of strangers was not about... | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | I used to love peoplewatching. Every group has its variances, such as weight, intelligence, or haircolor. I'd actively seek large gatherings, whether at a mall, the local Walmart, some random party an acquaintence invites me to, you get the idea. See, I made up a game where I'd watch and puzzle who is what kind of pers... | Waiting in line at the food bank with my mother,I awkwardly shuffle at her side. My eyes on the floor, only looking up to catch the eyes of another hungry soul who had, in that moment of gripping hunger that gnaws at the insides got in line, and waited...and waited. Hoping that the generosity of strangers was not about... | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | I was led down a dark corridor, each step heavier than the last. Centurions to either side of me, Cassius and Gaius? Something like that. I’d like to believe I could take them down singlehandedly, and maybe I could have twenty years ago. But now I am slow, and my limbs do not course with fire as they once did. They... | Waiting in line at the food bank with my mother,I awkwardly shuffle at her side. My eyes on the floor, only looking up to catch the eyes of another hungry soul who had, in that moment of gripping hunger that gnaws at the insides got in line, and waited...and waited. Hoping that the generosity of strangers was not about... | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | Late to the party but here's my first wp submission:
The creature awoke on the first of May and laid still awhile in the morning sun. The early rays barely warmed his small bones, but to him it was a warm bath after his long years of training. He had spent what seemed like a lifetime preparing, and today he was finall... | Waiting in line at the food bank with my mother,I awkwardly shuffle at her side. My eyes on the floor, only looking up to catch the eyes of another hungry soul who had, in that moment of gripping hunger that gnaws at the insides got in line, and waited...and waited. Hoping that the generosity of strangers was not about... | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | *Berlin, 1921.*
*Tears are streaming down my face again as I place the roses on Gunther's grave. He was my best friend. It had been 5 years since his death on the Western Front, 5 years since I lost all faith in modern medicine. He caught a shot in the chest from the Tommies, and I carried him limping to the medics' t... | Waiting in line at the food bank with my mother,I awkwardly shuffle at her side. My eyes on the floor, only looking up to catch the eyes of another hungry soul who had, in that moment of gripping hunger that gnaws at the insides got in line, and waited...and waited. Hoping that the generosity of strangers was not about... | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | It never made sense why Alice never played with her cat. She did acknowledge him, sort of. A little girl with long brown hair always wearing green dresses made entirely of silk she had everything a child her age could want. Although her parents came from a long line of old money, they always made sure Alice had her cho... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | A shock of pain jolted through my head as the car door slammed behind me. I let out a growl as it dissipated to the dull throb as it had been all morning. The depressing convenience store in front of me had been a safe-haven after late nights of drinking- normally nights spent alone. I've come to realize the employees ... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | *Berlin, 1921.*
*Tears are streaming down my face again as I place the roses on Gunther's grave. He was my best friend. It had been 5 years since his death on the Western Front, 5 years since I lost all faith in modern medicine. He caught a shot in the chest from the Tommies, and I carried him limping to the medics' t... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | At an outdoor table at the nicest café in Beverly Hills, a blonde sipped her coffee. Across the street in a van that was trying too hard to be inconspicuous, two men watched.
"Pretty little thing, huh Mickey?" said one man to the other.
"I guess."
"Her names Meadow, but you can think of her as a $200,000 paycheck, ... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | The Dragon
The young man entered the dragons cave. It was a long haul up the hill and his father's sword weighed heavily upon him as did the ancient Dragon Shield. The shield was made of a single scale of an ancient dragon and the only substance capable of deflecting the dragons fiery breath. The cave was not dark fo... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | When I think of home, I think of my red rose bush decadently sitting at the edge of my front lawn. The little aged and weathered garden gnome eternally watching over my small patch of earth. The crow that perches on top of my blue tin mailbox each day, whispering his secrets into the box whenever he wishes.
I also t... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | Bill felt the cool metal of the 9mm pressed against his temple. His eyes were parched and red from both lack of sleep and tears. The rope that bound his hands and feet dug into his bare skin.
He didn't know why he was there. There was no reason Bill could think of that could have prompted this man to capture him. But... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | The day I discovered I had cancer was probably the second worst day of my life. Most of my life has been filled with misery and despair, and hearing the news, I couldn't help but wonder if I was just being punished for something I didn't know I did.
I had been in remission for a couple of years. I had cancer in my th... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | He had been in therapy for years, but he couldn't shake the habit. It was habitual...no shrink, no drug has ever really helped. Some had quelled the feeling, but nothing could completely kill it. That said, he kept up with the therapy because the court ordered him to, so he walked into the door of yet another new psyc... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | It was a simple deal, or so I thought. There I was at my lowest point, homeless, broke, with a needle in my arm. The guy in leathers came to me, glowing faintly, but it could have been the drugs. I asked him to help me.
He did.
He became the voice on my shoulder. I caught breaks at every chance. Made money, go... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | It was useless.
Three years since the accident, and I finally was able to crank out a C+ on an 8th grade general knowledge test. Then came the flood of words, branded into my mind from copious misuse. It was all bullshit. They meant absolutely nothing. I could even watch the way Dr. Vaughn's mouth moved, and know wh... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | I was sitting on the back porch, having a nice bourbon and coke. Enjoying the first days of summer. But my mind was still racing. That's why I was already drinking at 12:30pm. My brain wasn't used to the fact that I had retired yet. I am by nature, a workaholic.
And I start to think to myself, maybe I worked too har... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | We all knew that it would happen one day. When I was a kid, there were movies about it. Some called it a singularity and they said that it was bound to happen if we kept on the path we were on.
It never mattered how much we were told that our technology was taking over our lives, we always craved more. It all started ... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | “Something’s coming.”
I hadn’t been sleeping, not really anyway. Just resting my eyes, I swear. I cleared my throat as quietly as I could.
“Is it her?”
Mon shook his head, “I can’t tell yet.” He was leaning against a chest high chunk of cinderblock, scanning out past the ruptured asphalt and rusted out cars for any ... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | "Just take it man."
"What the hell? I don't even want her."
"She's all I got man. It's either her or the clothes off my back."
"She's not even cute. No offense man but she's kind of gross."
"Listen man, you got me my dope, and a man must pay his debts. I'm not going out and robbing people - you know that. She'll do... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | I had been watching her for days. Through the window of the dress shop downtown, while "reading" on a bench in the park, following her on her walks to work each morning. I always remained concealed; barely registering in the periphery, a shadow on the wall.
That's how it has to be. Someone that beautiful would never ... | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss49euDqwHA
this may be up your alley too for something that doesn't mean what we all thought it did. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | It never made sense why Alice never played with her cat. She did acknowledge him, sort of. A little girl with long brown hair always wearing green dresses made entirely of silk she had everything a child her age could want. Although her parents came from a long line of old money, they always made sure Alice had her cho... | We were the best of friends, though complete opposites. Spent the days chasing each other through the yard, into the house and did so for many years. I always knew he'd be the first to go.. Everyone knows cats live longer. But what happens when Im gone ? Well I know hes in a better place now. All dogs go to heaven. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | A shock of pain jolted through my head as the car door slammed behind me. I let out a growl as it dissipated to the dull throb as it had been all morning. The depressing convenience store in front of me had been a safe-haven after late nights of drinking- normally nights spent alone. I've come to realize the employees ... | We were the best of friends, though complete opposites. Spent the days chasing each other through the yard, into the house and did so for many years. I always knew he'd be the first to go.. Everyone knows cats live longer. But what happens when Im gone ? Well I know hes in a better place now. All dogs go to heaven. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | *Berlin, 1921.*
*Tears are streaming down my face again as I place the roses on Gunther's grave. He was my best friend. It had been 5 years since his death on the Western Front, 5 years since I lost all faith in modern medicine. He caught a shot in the chest from the Tommies, and I carried him limping to the medics' t... | We were the best of friends, though complete opposites. Spent the days chasing each other through the yard, into the house and did so for many years. I always knew he'd be the first to go.. Everyone knows cats live longer. But what happens when Im gone ? Well I know hes in a better place now. All dogs go to heaven. | |
[WP] Write a story in which the last line is a common phrase, such as, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but when we get to that line, it should have a totally different meaning from the common one. | At an outdoor table at the nicest café in Beverly Hills, a blonde sipped her coffee. Across the street in a van that was trying too hard to be inconspicuous, two men watched.
"Pretty little thing, huh Mickey?" said one man to the other.
"I guess."
"Her names Meadow, but you can think of her as a $200,000 paycheck, ... | We were the best of friends, though complete opposites. Spent the days chasing each other through the yard, into the house and did so for many years. I always knew he'd be the first to go.. Everyone knows cats live longer. But what happens when Im gone ? Well I know hes in a better place now. All dogs go to heaven. |
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