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[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | They said that loving someone just lets them get close enough to shove a knife in your ribs, but I managed to do that all on my own. I had a mission, but I let him distract me and now here I am, driven to extreme action. I won’t be distracted anymore. I can’t. Revenge allows no room for deviations. It was time to get b... | Just like that it was over. Faster than that collapsing building on 12th street that brought us together; our love had ignited and went out in a fiery explosion. I wasn't lamb enough for her, no matter how much I loved her, I was scorned. I sat, weeping in the pew we once prayed in, asking God why he would bring someth... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | It was 3am. One of those god forsaken rainy nights where even the crazies seek shelter. We'd gotten the call two hours ago. Nine alarms. Every engine within 20 minutes drive responding to the blaze.
The old apartment building had been a torrent of flame. We ran in to save anyone we could. To fight the demon flame. Lik... | Just like that it was over. Faster than that collapsing building on 12th street that brought us together; our love had ignited and went out in a fiery explosion. I wasn't lamb enough for her, no matter how much I loved her, I was scorned. I sat, weeping in the pew we once prayed in, asking God why he would bring someth... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?**
**He fought fires, fought them all day
What more can I say?**
**He wanted her, he tried to tell
But that part didn't end so well.**
**And why all the flames flew up she knows
It was all planned when he gave her the rose**
**He wa... | Just like that it was over. Faster than that collapsing building on 12th street that brought us together; our love had ignited and went out in a fiery explosion. I wasn't lamb enough for her, no matter how much I loved her, I was scorned. I sat, weeping in the pew we once prayed in, asking God why he would bring someth... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He Said:**
 
We met at a bar, 3AM, I was just coming off my shift
She was alone, lighting matches at the corner bar stool
Her eyes focused on flames
There was heat between us instantly
 
I was still wearing my badge when I introduced myself
She put a match between her lips ... | Just like that it was over. Faster than that collapsing building on 12th street that brought us together; our love had ignited and went out in a fiery explosion. I wasn't lamb enough for her, no matter how much I loved her, I was scorned. I sat, weeping in the pew we once prayed in, asking God why he would bring someth... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | He was a firefighter
She was an arsonist
Can I make it any more obvious?
The boning was great
But she couldn’t stay
What more can I say
He wanted her
She’d never tell… secretly she wanted to burn his house down, oh well.
And all of their friends
Knew something was up
When they spotted gasoline cans... | "Why do you wear the gloves?"
She turned to the man startled. He was tall and blond and lean strong looking. He wore a shirt proclaiming LAFD, he must be a firefighter then. "What do you mean?" She replied.
"Every time I have seen you you have been wearing those gloves."
Once again the pit of fear in her stomach m... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | *I miss you so much.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*You were everything to me.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*It didn't have to be this way.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
"Captain! We're done hosing this end. Going around back now."
........
*I miss you so much.*
Gasoline pours.
*You were everything to me.*
Match strikes.
*It didn't have to be this way.*... | "Why do you wear the gloves?"
She turned to the man startled. He was tall and blond and lean strong looking. He wore a shirt proclaiming LAFD, he must be a firefighter then. "What do you mean?" She replied.
"Every time I have seen you you have been wearing those gloves."
Once again the pit of fear in her stomach m... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | It was 3am. One of those god forsaken rainy nights where even the crazies seek shelter. We'd gotten the call two hours ago. Nine alarms. Every engine within 20 minutes drive responding to the blaze.
The old apartment building had been a torrent of flame. We ran in to save anyone we could. To fight the demon flame. Lik... | "Why do you wear the gloves?"
She turned to the man startled. He was tall and blond and lean strong looking. He wore a shirt proclaiming LAFD, he must be a firefighter then. "What do you mean?" She replied.
"Every time I have seen you you have been wearing those gloves."
Once again the pit of fear in her stomach m... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?**
**He fought fires, fought them all day
What more can I say?**
**He wanted her, he tried to tell
But that part didn't end so well.**
**And why all the flames flew up she knows
It was all planned when he gave her the rose**
**He wa... | "Why do you wear the gloves?"
She turned to the man startled. He was tall and blond and lean strong looking. He wore a shirt proclaiming LAFD, he must be a firefighter then. "What do you mean?" She replied.
"Every time I have seen you you have been wearing those gloves."
Once again the pit of fear in her stomach m... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He Said:**
 
We met at a bar, 3AM, I was just coming off my shift
She was alone, lighting matches at the corner bar stool
Her eyes focused on flames
There was heat between us instantly
 
I was still wearing my badge when I introduced myself
She put a match between her lips ... | "Why do you wear the gloves?"
She turned to the man startled. He was tall and blond and lean strong looking. He wore a shirt proclaiming LAFD, he must be a firefighter then. "What do you mean?" She replied.
"Every time I have seen you you have been wearing those gloves."
Once again the pit of fear in her stomach m... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | He was a firefighter
She was an arsonist
Can I make it any more obvious?
The boning was great
But she couldn’t stay
What more can I say
He wanted her
She’d never tell… secretly she wanted to burn his house down, oh well.
And all of their friends
Knew something was up
When they spotted gasoline cans... | I knew I'd seen her before. So many times before and in so many places. I had thought it a dream, I thought she was my dream.
A relationship is like starting a fire. There must be a spark.
She had blonde hair and green eyes, I thought this was a very strange combination in this city. Something so beautiful was somet... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | *I miss you so much.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*You were everything to me.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*It didn't have to be this way.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
"Captain! We're done hosing this end. Going around back now."
........
*I miss you so much.*
Gasoline pours.
*You were everything to me.*
Match strikes.
*It didn't have to be this way.*... | I knew I'd seen her before. So many times before and in so many places. I had thought it a dream, I thought she was my dream.
A relationship is like starting a fire. There must be a spark.
She had blonde hair and green eyes, I thought this was a very strange combination in this city. Something so beautiful was somet... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | It was 3am. One of those god forsaken rainy nights where even the crazies seek shelter. We'd gotten the call two hours ago. Nine alarms. Every engine within 20 minutes drive responding to the blaze.
The old apartment building had been a torrent of flame. We ran in to save anyone we could. To fight the demon flame. Lik... | I knew I'd seen her before. So many times before and in so many places. I had thought it a dream, I thought she was my dream.
A relationship is like starting a fire. There must be a spark.
She had blonde hair and green eyes, I thought this was a very strange combination in this city. Something so beautiful was somet... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?**
**He fought fires, fought them all day
What more can I say?**
**He wanted her, he tried to tell
But that part didn't end so well.**
**And why all the flames flew up she knows
It was all planned when he gave her the rose**
**He wa... | I knew I'd seen her before. So many times before and in so many places. I had thought it a dream, I thought she was my dream.
A relationship is like starting a fire. There must be a spark.
She had blonde hair and green eyes, I thought this was a very strange combination in this city. Something so beautiful was somet... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He Said:**
 
We met at a bar, 3AM, I was just coming off my shift
She was alone, lighting matches at the corner bar stool
Her eyes focused on flames
There was heat between us instantly
 
I was still wearing my badge when I introduced myself
She put a match between her lips ... | I knew I'd seen her before. So many times before and in so many places. I had thought it a dream, I thought she was my dream.
A relationship is like starting a fire. There must be a spark.
She had blonde hair and green eyes, I thought this was a very strange combination in this city. Something so beautiful was somet... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | He was a firefighter
She was an arsonist
Can I make it any more obvious?
The boning was great
But she couldn’t stay
What more can I say
He wanted her
She’d never tell… secretly she wanted to burn his house down, oh well.
And all of their friends
Knew something was up
When they spotted gasoline cans... | The truck rolled up to the latest fire in their small backwater town. The boys and I hopped off the truck but before I could get to work reeling our hose, the chief pulled me aside and handed me a singed silk scarf, obviously from the building currently engulfed. His look said it all... But he still had more to say.
... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | *I miss you so much.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*You were everything to me.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*It didn't have to be this way.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
"Captain! We're done hosing this end. Going around back now."
........
*I miss you so much.*
Gasoline pours.
*You were everything to me.*
Match strikes.
*It didn't have to be this way.*... | The truck rolled up to the latest fire in their small backwater town. The boys and I hopped off the truck but before I could get to work reeling our hose, the chief pulled me aside and handed me a singed silk scarf, obviously from the building currently engulfed. His look said it all... But he still had more to say.
... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | It was 3am. One of those god forsaken rainy nights where even the crazies seek shelter. We'd gotten the call two hours ago. Nine alarms. Every engine within 20 minutes drive responding to the blaze.
The old apartment building had been a torrent of flame. We ran in to save anyone we could. To fight the demon flame. Lik... | The truck rolled up to the latest fire in their small backwater town. The boys and I hopped off the truck but before I could get to work reeling our hose, the chief pulled me aside and handed me a singed silk scarf, obviously from the building currently engulfed. His look said it all... But he still had more to say.
... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?**
**He fought fires, fought them all day
What more can I say?**
**He wanted her, he tried to tell
But that part didn't end so well.**
**And why all the flames flew up she knows
It was all planned when he gave her the rose**
**He wa... | The truck rolled up to the latest fire in their small backwater town. The boys and I hopped off the truck but before I could get to work reeling our hose, the chief pulled me aside and handed me a singed silk scarf, obviously from the building currently engulfed. His look said it all... But he still had more to say.
... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He Said:**
 
We met at a bar, 3AM, I was just coming off my shift
She was alone, lighting matches at the corner bar stool
Her eyes focused on flames
There was heat between us instantly
 
I was still wearing my badge when I introduced myself
She put a match between her lips ... | The truck rolled up to the latest fire in their small backwater town. The boys and I hopped off the truck but before I could get to work reeling our hose, the chief pulled me aside and handed me a singed silk scarf, obviously from the building currently engulfed. His look said it all... But he still had more to say.
... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | *I miss you so much.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*You were everything to me.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*It didn't have to be this way.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
"Captain! We're done hosing this end. Going around back now."
........
*I miss you so much.*
Gasoline pours.
*You were everything to me.*
Match strikes.
*It didn't have to be this way.*... | I've spent
this whole fling
putting out
your fires.
That's the way
you want it.
You've a flair
for drama
but you can't see
mine.
And every effort
I make
you trample
and ruin.
You're in it for
attention.
Find it
somewhere else.
This is why
i... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | It was 3am. One of those god forsaken rainy nights where even the crazies seek shelter. We'd gotten the call two hours ago. Nine alarms. Every engine within 20 minutes drive responding to the blaze.
The old apartment building had been a torrent of flame. We ran in to save anyone we could. To fight the demon flame. Lik... | I've spent
this whole fling
putting out
your fires.
That's the way
you want it.
You've a flair
for drama
but you can't see
mine.
And every effort
I make
you trample
and ruin.
You're in it for
attention.
Find it
somewhere else.
This is why
i... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?**
**He fought fires, fought them all day
What more can I say?**
**He wanted her, he tried to tell
But that part didn't end so well.**
**And why all the flames flew up she knows
It was all planned when he gave her the rose**
**He wa... | I've spent
this whole fling
putting out
your fires.
That's the way
you want it.
You've a flair
for drama
but you can't see
mine.
And every effort
I make
you trample
and ruin.
You're in it for
attention.
Find it
somewhere else.
This is why
i... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He Said:**
 
We met at a bar, 3AM, I was just coming off my shift
She was alone, lighting matches at the corner bar stool
Her eyes focused on flames
There was heat between us instantly
 
I was still wearing my badge when I introduced myself
She put a match between her lips ... | I've spent
this whole fling
putting out
your fires.
That's the way
you want it.
You've a flair
for drama
but you can't see
mine.
And every effort
I make
you trample
and ruin.
You're in it for
attention.
Find it
somewhere else.
This is why
i... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | It was 3am. One of those god forsaken rainy nights where even the crazies seek shelter. We'd gotten the call two hours ago. Nine alarms. Every engine within 20 minutes drive responding to the blaze.
The old apartment building had been a torrent of flame. We ran in to save anyone we could. To fight the demon flame. Lik... | He was a firefighter
She was an arsonist
Can I make it any more obvious?
The boning was great
But she couldn’t stay
What more can I say
He wanted her
She’d never tell… secretly she wanted to burn his house down, oh well.
And all of their friends
Knew something was up
When they spotted gasoline cans... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?**
**He fought fires, fought them all day
What more can I say?**
**He wanted her, he tried to tell
But that part didn't end so well.**
**And why all the flames flew up she knows
It was all planned when he gave her the rose**
**He wa... | He was a firefighter
She was an arsonist
Can I make it any more obvious?
The boning was great
But she couldn’t stay
What more can I say
He wanted her
She’d never tell… secretly she wanted to burn his house down, oh well.
And all of their friends
Knew something was up
When they spotted gasoline cans... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He Said:**
 
We met at a bar, 3AM, I was just coming off my shift
She was alone, lighting matches at the corner bar stool
Her eyes focused on flames
There was heat between us instantly
 
I was still wearing my badge when I introduced myself
She put a match between her lips ... | He was a firefighter
She was an arsonist
Can I make it any more obvious?
The boning was great
But she couldn’t stay
What more can I say
He wanted her
She’d never tell… secretly she wanted to burn his house down, oh well.
And all of their friends
Knew something was up
When they spotted gasoline cans... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | It was 3am. One of those god forsaken rainy nights where even the crazies seek shelter. We'd gotten the call two hours ago. Nine alarms. Every engine within 20 minutes drive responding to the blaze.
The old apartment building had been a torrent of flame. We ran in to save anyone we could. To fight the demon flame. Lik... | *I miss you so much.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*You were everything to me.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*It didn't have to be this way.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
"Captain! We're done hosing this end. Going around back now."
........
*I miss you so much.*
Gasoline pours.
*You were everything to me.*
Match strikes.
*It didn't have to be this way.*... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?**
**He fought fires, fought them all day
What more can I say?**
**He wanted her, he tried to tell
But that part didn't end so well.**
**And why all the flames flew up she knows
It was all planned when he gave her the rose**
**He wa... | *I miss you so much.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*You were everything to me.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*It didn't have to be this way.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
"Captain! We're done hosing this end. Going around back now."
........
*I miss you so much.*
Gasoline pours.
*You were everything to me.*
Match strikes.
*It didn't have to be this way.*... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | **He Said:**
 
We met at a bar, 3AM, I was just coming off my shift
She was alone, lighting matches at the corner bar stool
Her eyes focused on flames
There was heat between us instantly
 
I was still wearing my badge when I introduced myself
She put a match between her lips ... | *I miss you so much.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*You were everything to me.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
*It didn't have to be this way.*
SSSSSHHHHHHH
"Captain! We're done hosing this end. Going around back now."
........
*I miss you so much.*
Gasoline pours.
*You were everything to me.*
Match strikes.
*It didn't have to be this way.*... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | *For some reason I just want to write the ending*
. . . And as the foam filled the apartment choking the wicked fire, Greg leaned out the fourth story window shouting to a sprinting Bethany, "NICE TRY BITCH I LINED THE WALLS WITH EXTINGUISHERS!" | The first time he spots her she is barefoot in the grass, on the lawn of a burning house along a sleepy street.
The neighbours wake quickly though, lights flipping on in quaint Victorian houses — a chain reaction spreading the length of homes. People trail from doors left ajar to wonder and nose into the details of th... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | "How am I supposed to put out all your fires for you?" He approached the occupied motel bed dressed head-to-toe in uniform.
"You always find a way." The words trickled out of her mouth seductively, her lips forming a wide grin, "Blaine?" There was a moment's hesitation. "Helmet off." Her eyes followed his broad, ... | The first time he spots her she is barefoot in the grass, on the lawn of a burning house along a sleepy street.
The neighbours wake quickly though, lights flipping on in quaint Victorian houses — a chain reaction spreading the length of homes. People trail from doors left ajar to wonder and nose into the details of th... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | "*What?*"
"What do you mean, what? You don't like it?"
"The romance was hot? The break up was explosive?"
"Heh, yeah, I fig-"
"Dave. Look at me."
"Uh, yeah?"
"This is an obituary. You are terrible at your job. You are terrible, Dave." | The first time he spots her she is barefoot in the grass, on the lawn of a burning house along a sleepy street.
The neighbours wake quickly though, lights flipping on in quaint Victorian houses — a chain reaction spreading the length of homes. People trail from doors left ajar to wonder and nose into the details of th... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | *For some reason I just want to write the ending*
. . . And as the foam filled the apartment choking the wicked fire, Greg leaned out the fourth story window shouting to a sprinting Bethany, "NICE TRY BITCH I LINED THE WALLS WITH EXTINGUISHERS!" | Six more minutes until the building burnt down. "*Come on.*" Caitlyn muttered to herself, watching the door. Smoke was eaking into the room from the lower floors, but it wasn't enough to obscure her sight yet. Instead, the air took on a taste of soot and ash, and breathing became just a little harder than normal.
She... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | "How am I supposed to put out all your fires for you?" He approached the occupied motel bed dressed head-to-toe in uniform.
"You always find a way." The words trickled out of her mouth seductively, her lips forming a wide grin, "Blaine?" There was a moment's hesitation. "Helmet off." Her eyes followed his broad, ... | Six more minutes until the building burnt down. "*Come on.*" Caitlyn muttered to herself, watching the door. Smoke was eaking into the room from the lower floors, but it wasn't enough to obscure her sight yet. Instead, the air took on a taste of soot and ash, and breathing became just a little harder than normal.
She... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | "*What?*"
"What do you mean, what? You don't like it?"
"The romance was hot? The break up was explosive?"
"Heh, yeah, I fig-"
"Dave. Look at me."
"Uh, yeah?"
"This is an obituary. You are terrible at your job. You are terrible, Dave." | Six more minutes until the building burnt down. "*Come on.*" Caitlyn muttered to herself, watching the door. Smoke was eaking into the room from the lower floors, but it wasn't enough to obscure her sight yet. Instead, the air took on a taste of soot and ash, and breathing became just a little harder than normal.
She... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | "How am I supposed to put out all your fires for you?" He approached the occupied motel bed dressed head-to-toe in uniform.
"You always find a way." The words trickled out of her mouth seductively, her lips forming a wide grin, "Blaine?" There was a moment's hesitation. "Helmet off." Her eyes followed his broad, ... | *For some reason I just want to write the ending*
. . . And as the foam filled the apartment choking the wicked fire, Greg leaned out the fourth story window shouting to a sprinting Bethany, "NICE TRY BITCH I LINED THE WALLS WITH EXTINGUISHERS!" | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | We met at the 32nd St.
It was an emergency call around midnight. A fire had gone loose at a complex. Families were trapped and pleading for help.
Fortunately, there were no casualties. The left wing was beyond repair but otherwise, the apartment was intact.
Among the survivors, though, was a woman who stood before t... | The door gave way after three swings of the fire axe, and Philip charged in. Even through his gear, he could feel the stinging heat of the fire on his skin. Somewhere behind him, another firefighter yelled that he didn't have to go in there; the place was abandoned. All they needed to do was keep the fire from spreadin... | |
[WP] She was an arsonist. He was a firefighter. The romance was hot. The break up was explosive. | We met at the 32nd St.
It was an emergency call around midnight. A fire had gone loose at a complex. Families were trapped and pleading for help.
Fortunately, there were no casualties. The left wing was beyond repair but otherwise, the apartment was intact.
Among the survivors, though, was a woman who stood before t... | He was the most beautiful man I'd ever seen.
I had first spotted Eric while I was enjoying the aftermath of one of my experiments. It was always fun to see if I could outsmart the fire chief. Eric was larger than life and crashed into my heart the same way he jumped through the wall. From the minute I saw him I knew we... | |
[WP] You have a very unique power. People are not able to remember your face, even not after spending weeks or years together in school. How are you using this ability? And how is it affecting your social life? | "The usual?" she asked, her clear, sweet voice almost lost amid the din. "One medium coffee, half an inch of room?"
John gaped at the barista. His mouth dropped open, though no words came out. Did she just…
"Is everything okay, John?"
Shaking his head slightly, he recovered himself enough to stutter out his order: o... | Most people would love to have a superpower. They think it would make them special because they are different. Well what if your power was to be so completely ordinary that it was impossible for anyone to remember what you look like. What if having that power meant that nobody knows who you are unless you tell them, no... | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | Why do I have to waste my time here?
"Ms. Tay, I must insist that your daughter's conduct is most worrying. Little Angeline may need stitches."
I laugh the dumpy, frazzled, bald stooge's concerns off. He clearly doesn't understand that it's good to establish one's dominance early in life.
"Children play, you know. M... | "Hey kid,"
I wet myself.
"Why the fuck did you try to summon me?"
I just pointed at the bathroom door, trembling.
"Hmm. Bullies?"
I nod.
"You want a little..." she smiles, an evil, ghastly smile "payback?"
I shake my head.
"No?"
"N-n...no. Leave them alone."
"Shit. I can't even put roaches in their lunch or s... | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | Why do I have to waste my time here?
"Ms. Tay, I must insist that your daughter's conduct is most worrying. Little Angeline may need stitches."
I laugh the dumpy, frazzled, bald stooge's concerns off. He clearly doesn't understand that it's good to establish one's dominance early in life.
"Children play, you know. M... | "Bloody Mary!" And she's there. Glaring. Everyone backs into the corner. My bullies. Their hands that beat me are now trying to save me. "Get away from her!". Their pulling me back. My bullies. I whisper. "Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice." Now friends. Let's have a little fun. | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | "Say it! Say it! Say it!" they chanted.
same ritual every wednesday. They took me in to the toilet room and held me infront of the mirror.
Little did they now that I already befriended marry. She was kind and always offered to help, but since she didn't scare me anymore and I became indifferent to the bullying I alwa... | "Bloody Mary!" And she's there. Glaring. Everyone backs into the corner. My bullies. Their hands that beat me are now trying to save me. "Get away from her!". Their pulling me back. My bullies. I whisper. "Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice." Now friends. Let's have a little fun. | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | Apologies for any errors in formatting, mobile is not the greatest for writing.
Mary
"Let me out!" I shouted, kicking the door, turning the knob and slamming all my weight into it. Pointless, as the three bullies had piled their (considerable) bodies against the door.
"Say it, four-eyes! Three times, loud enough f... | "Bloody Mary!" And she's there. Glaring. Everyone backs into the corner. My bullies. Their hands that beat me are now trying to save me. "Get away from her!". Their pulling me back. My bullies. I whisper. "Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice." Now friends. Let's have a little fun. | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | "Say it!" one of the girls yells at me through the door.
I can't bite back my tears anymore. I feel the liquid pooling in my eyes slowly begin to trickle down my cheeks. "Please, just let me out!" I cry once more, hoping they'll have gotten bored by now.
"Awww, are you *crying?!*" Laughter erupts among the crowd. "I... | "Bloody Mary!" And she's there. Glaring. Everyone backs into the corner. My bullies. Their hands that beat me are now trying to save me. "Get away from her!". Their pulling me back. My bullies. I whisper. "Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice." Now friends. Let's have a little fun. | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | Apologies for any errors in formatting, mobile is not the greatest for writing.
Mary
"Let me out!" I shouted, kicking the door, turning the knob and slamming all my weight into it. Pointless, as the three bullies had piled their (considerable) bodies against the door.
"Say it, four-eyes! Three times, loud enough f... | "Say it! Say it! Say it!" they chanted.
same ritual every wednesday. They took me in to the toilet room and held me infront of the mirror.
Little did they now that I already befriended marry. She was kind and always offered to help, but since she didn't scare me anymore and I became indifferent to the bullying I alwa... | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | "Say it!" one of the girls yells at me through the door.
I can't bite back my tears anymore. I feel the liquid pooling in my eyes slowly begin to trickle down my cheeks. "Please, just let me out!" I cry once more, hoping they'll have gotten bored by now.
"Awww, are you *crying?!*" Laughter erupts among the crowd. "I... | "Say it! Say it! Say it!" they chanted.
same ritual every wednesday. They took me in to the toilet room and held me infront of the mirror.
Little did they now that I already befriended marry. She was kind and always offered to help, but since she didn't scare me anymore and I became indifferent to the bullying I alwa... | |
[WP]Bullies lock you in the school bathroom, and won't let you out until you say "Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror. She appears after the third time, and offers to get some payback. | "Say it!" one of the girls yells at me through the door.
I can't bite back my tears anymore. I feel the liquid pooling in my eyes slowly begin to trickle down my cheeks. "Please, just let me out!" I cry once more, hoping they'll have gotten bored by now.
"Awww, are you *crying?!*" Laughter erupts among the crowd. "I... | Let me out of this damn room! I scream.
Say the phrase and we will consider it, runt.
I can`t shove through the mass of three or four huge boy bullies so i give up and proceed to do the childish bloody marry. After the third bloody marry I see a girl rushing towards me in a blood stained white lace wedding dress. I s... | |
"What now?" | [WP] You are a high level character in a fantasy world. You defeated your enemies, become pretty much immortal and are now the most powerful being ever, so much that you can be mistaken for a god. After a while enjoying your power over others, you are now bored since nothing is difficult anymore. | The firey pits of Hellwrath bellowed in rage as gigantic Gigaworm exploded from the lava screeching in murderous fury. You know if it's spawning animation wasn't so incredibly long I would appreciate how cool this all was but if I'm supposed to 100% this game I still need to kill another 5 of these things and they each... | "No, Tim, Tim, Its Fir-A not Fir-Gah, And your magical speech was a little off. Maybe chant it just a little faster" Gary yelled at his student.
Gary sighed and sent his students to the library well he reflected on his life.
Gary the Great, they had called him. everyone had cheered when he would come to town. That ... |
"What now?" | [WP] You are a high level character in a fantasy world. You defeated your enemies, become pretty much immortal and are now the most powerful being ever, so much that you can be mistaken for a god. After a while enjoying your power over others, you are now bored since nothing is difficult anymore. | He sat upon a pile of bodies and brooded as the dying flames emitted smoke and obscured the landscape. The carrion birds hovered overhead and eyed the still-warm flesh which carpeted the field below. Scores of warriors, their blades keen and their bloodlust unparalleled, had gathered to do battle that day and had falle... | "No, Tim, Tim, Its Fir-A not Fir-Gah, And your magical speech was a little off. Maybe chant it just a little faster" Gary yelled at his student.
Gary sighed and sent his students to the library well he reflected on his life.
Gary the Great, they had called him. everyone had cheered when he would come to town. That ... |
[WP] You are a Vegan who, one day, wakes up to find yourself with the ability to read the thoughts and feelings of Plants. | Sarah slumped through the hallway trying to rub the grogginess from her eyes. She was too tired to go to the park and do yoga, but maybe some breakfast would help. She opened her refrigerator then slammed it shut with a sudden yelp. She blinked her eyes, wondering if she was hallucinating, but she could have sworn she ... | I didn't wake up to the sun in my face this morning, the warmth thru the curtains wasn't there. I awoke because there was a loud roar in my home, was there a home invasion going on? Hesitantly, armed with a tennis racket, I creep to the source. MY KITCHEN?! but it's empty no one is here, doors closed, windows shut. As ... | |
[WP] You go to the ATM to withdraw cash and find an extra 10 million dollars in your account. You then get a phone call. | "His Royal Highness Prince Sani Abacha wishes to offer his sincere gratitude for your aid in financing the extradition of his family during his country's troubled times. Please consider your agreed-upon reward as but a small token the Prince's appreciation; the kingdom of Nigeria will always welcome you with open arms.... | "Hh-hello?"
My voice crackled as I answered. I was still in a state of awe.
Most people don't randomly find $10,000,000 in their checking accounts overnight.
Luck was something that I never really had; considering that I was born with cerebral palsy. It took me a while to realize that being handicap is really just ... | |
I'm at a loss at what a seven year old might like (and my bookshelf trends towards heavy reading), so I thought maybe Writing Prompts could write some short ones. Prompt is intentionally vague to let the imagination run wild. Bonus if you create characters I can give interesting voices to.
Edit: Oh my this got more at... | [WP] The greatest bed time story ever told | The knight arrived late, the princess was eaten, and the castle was foreclosed upon for failure to pay taxes. All-in-all, it had been a rather poor year for the kingdom, but as always, there was still hope.
Charles Gustav Ludwig Van Ficklebach IV, or Chuck as he was known to his friends, was preparing to have another o... | In the dark night, a young Hopi boy sat by a lonely camp fire under a single juniper tree. While the stars twinkled brightly against the blackness, he could not see beyond his makeshift camp. He only knew what the camp light could show.
“I would like a friend,” the boy lamented, “are there any friends around?”
An ow... |
I'm at a loss at what a seven year old might like (and my bookshelf trends towards heavy reading), so I thought maybe Writing Prompts could write some short ones. Prompt is intentionally vague to let the imagination run wild. Bonus if you create characters I can give interesting voices to.
Edit: Oh my this got more at... | [WP] The greatest bed time story ever told | My dad told me this story as a kid, I want to pass it onto my child one day.
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There once was a boy named Little Timmy. He was about eight years old, probably about your height. He was whats known as a dreamer. He dreamed and wished for many things, including lots of chocolate to eat and cake to go with it, if pos... | In the dark night, a young Hopi boy sat by a lonely camp fire under a single juniper tree. While the stars twinkled brightly against the blackness, he could not see beyond his makeshift camp. He only knew what the camp light could show.
“I would like a friend,” the boy lamented, “are there any friends around?”
An ow... |
I'm at a loss at what a seven year old might like (and my bookshelf trends towards heavy reading), so I thought maybe Writing Prompts could write some short ones. Prompt is intentionally vague to let the imagination run wild. Bonus if you create characters I can give interesting voices to.
Edit: Oh my this got more at... | [WP] The greatest bed time story ever told | The knight arrived late, the princess was eaten, and the castle was foreclosed upon for failure to pay taxes. All-in-all, it had been a rather poor year for the kingdom, but as always, there was still hope.
Charles Gustav Ludwig Van Ficklebach IV, or Chuck as he was known to his friends, was preparing to have another o... | THE GREAT DRAGO
Pssst….Over here…Yeah you...Over here. Come gather around the table and I’ll tell you a fable.
A long long time ago…
There lived a dragon named Drago from the land of Dragor.
He had grand round green eyes that spied his favorite pies like an eagle from the sky.
His nose was long and some would... |
I'm at a loss at what a seven year old might like (and my bookshelf trends towards heavy reading), so I thought maybe Writing Prompts could write some short ones. Prompt is intentionally vague to let the imagination run wild. Bonus if you create characters I can give interesting voices to.
Edit: Oh my this got more at... | [WP] The greatest bed time story ever told | My dad told me this story as a kid, I want to pass it onto my child one day.
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There once was a boy named Little Timmy. He was about eight years old, probably about your height. He was whats known as a dreamer. He dreamed and wished for many things, including lots of chocolate to eat and cake to go with it, if pos... | THE GREAT DRAGO
Pssst….Over here…Yeah you...Over here. Come gather around the table and I’ll tell you a fable.
A long long time ago…
There lived a dragon named Drago from the land of Dragor.
He had grand round green eyes that spied his favorite pies like an eagle from the sky.
His nose was long and some would... |
I'm at a loss at what a seven year old might like (and my bookshelf trends towards heavy reading), so I thought maybe Writing Prompts could write some short ones. Prompt is intentionally vague to let the imagination run wild. Bonus if you create characters I can give interesting voices to.
Edit: Oh my this got more at... | [WP] The greatest bed time story ever told | The knight arrived late, the princess was eaten, and the castle was foreclosed upon for failure to pay taxes. All-in-all, it had been a rather poor year for the kingdom, but as always, there was still hope.
Charles Gustav Ludwig Van Ficklebach IV, or Chuck as he was known to his friends, was preparing to have another o... | There was once a young boy who would grow up to be a King of the Dragons, who would wield a Holysaber and ride Ten-Ton-Tom, the Dragonlord: an impressive, behemoth, fire-red Dragon that spewed plasma and soared easily above the clouds.
But the Boy Who Would be King of the Dragons had a nemesis from across the vast gra... |
I'm at a loss at what a seven year old might like (and my bookshelf trends towards heavy reading), so I thought maybe Writing Prompts could write some short ones. Prompt is intentionally vague to let the imagination run wild. Bonus if you create characters I can give interesting voices to.
Edit: Oh my this got more at... | [WP] The greatest bed time story ever told | My dad told me this story as a kid, I want to pass it onto my child one day.
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There once was a boy named Little Timmy. He was about eight years old, probably about your height. He was whats known as a dreamer. He dreamed and wished for many things, including lots of chocolate to eat and cake to go with it, if pos... | There was once a young boy who would grow up to be a King of the Dragons, who would wield a Holysaber and ride Ten-Ton-Tom, the Dragonlord: an impressive, behemoth, fire-red Dragon that spewed plasma and soared easily above the clouds.
But the Boy Who Would be King of the Dragons had a nemesis from across the vast gra... |
I'm at a loss at what a seven year old might like (and my bookshelf trends towards heavy reading), so I thought maybe Writing Prompts could write some short ones. Prompt is intentionally vague to let the imagination run wild. Bonus if you create characters I can give interesting voices to.
Edit: Oh my this got more at... | [WP] The greatest bed time story ever told | Anya wanted to be a dragon.
Ever since her nurse had read her the story about the knight and the dragon, she'd wanted to be one. But she hadn't told anyone, it was a *secret* - because for one, the only girls in the dragon and knight stories were princesses and they never *did* anything.
And for two, dragons were s... | There was once a young boy who would grow up to be a King of the Dragons, who would wield a Holysaber and ride Ten-Ton-Tom, the Dragonlord: an impressive, behemoth, fire-red Dragon that spewed plasma and soared easily above the clouds.
But the Boy Who Would be King of the Dragons had a nemesis from across the vast gra... |
Hope to see a lot of fun responses! | [WP] You're a mortal superhero with plenty of normal weaknesses, but you also have a very secret and silly phobia. Your archenemy just accidentally stumbled upon it. | "...After all this time, *this* is what scares you?" The Reaper's voice was incredulous, though somewhat distorted by his helmet's filter.
"Ahuagafik," Entropy responded intelligently. His nemesis merely shook his head in bewilderment, triggering the mechanism on his grappling hook to start pulling them back up. His ... | "Do you want to know true power? Fear. Fear is a little itch in the back of your head that never goes away. A germ. A pathogen. I just harnessed it."
He wasn't wrong. This thing I have become. This batman- they call me. The Batman. It's all stemmed from fear. One of the last memories I hold on to, of my father. And a ... |
You may use any of the first five (5) suggested words. You may add punctuation at any time; it does not have to be suggested. | [WP] On mobile, create a narrative using ONLY suggested words. | Hey, sorry for the rest of the world. I'm not sure what to expect from a friend who has been in the future. I don't think it's fair to say that in another time and place, he'd always kept me from my own business. We can go tomorrow morning and then you could never be the same as you are. If you want to, I will be ther... | The battle cruiser appeared just after the first time in the UK. I have something special planned, but who knows what the world was able to make. I have something special planned. I think people are starting to miss real invasions and you don't have to be honest. I'm sure you get the drift. I’m afraid not. You will nee... |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | "So this is it?" Chandra asked, gazing in mild distaste at the dust that dominated the landscape.
"Yep," Morning Dew nodded as she leaned against her atomizing rifle.
"Hard to believe this oversized dustbunny used to be our stomping grounds."
She said nothing as she continued to look around.
"Where are we?" Chandra... | Astroshwah Copper slouched in her chair on the outer perimeter bridge, slowly turning her spinning chair from polaris to octanis and back. The day had been quiet so far, her respite interrupted only once by a brief flutter of voices when the bi-weekly transmission from *8102 Lin 11* had arrived, 3 years after having be... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | "Thirty years ago on this date, September 13th, 1999, the Moon went away." She paused, wiping a tear from her eye. "A then unknown electromagnetic phenomenon caused the Moon to accelerate and breakaway from Earth. The three hundred and eleven souls on Moonbase Alpha survived the initial event of breakaway, but we ha... | Kyre gestured and changed pages.
"Hey Avok, did you know earth used to have a moon?"
Avok looked around. "What? That doesn't make sense, where did it go?"
Avok leaned over and looked at the page.
"Are you sure it means this earth?"
Kyre looked again.
"Oh no, sorry, apparently that was Earth 1. Wow, Earth 2 had fo... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | "So this is it?" Chandra asked, gazing in mild distaste at the dust that dominated the landscape.
"Yep," Morning Dew nodded as she leaned against her atomizing rifle.
"Hard to believe this oversized dustbunny used to be our stomping grounds."
She said nothing as she continued to look around.
"Where are we?" Chandra... | Kyre gestured and changed pages.
"Hey Avok, did you know earth used to have a moon?"
Avok looked around. "What? That doesn't make sense, where did it go?"
Avok leaned over and looked at the page.
"Are you sure it means this earth?"
Kyre looked again.
"Oh no, sorry, apparently that was Earth 1. Wow, Earth 2 had fo... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | "So this is it?" Chandra asked, gazing in mild distaste at the dust that dominated the landscape.
"Yep," Morning Dew nodded as she leaned against her atomizing rifle.
"Hard to believe this oversized dustbunny used to be our stomping grounds."
She said nothing as she continued to look around.
"Where are we?" Chandra... | "Thirty years ago on this date, September 13th, 1999, the Moon went away." She paused, wiping a tear from her eye. "A then unknown electromagnetic phenomenon caused the Moon to accelerate and breakaway from Earth. The three hundred and eleven souls on Moonbase Alpha survived the initial event of breakaway, but we ha... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | "So this is it?" Chandra asked, gazing in mild distaste at the dust that dominated the landscape.
"Yep," Morning Dew nodded as she leaned against her atomizing rifle.
"Hard to believe this oversized dustbunny used to be our stomping grounds."
She said nothing as she continued to look around.
"Where are we?" Chandra... | **Luna** is the name of Earth's moon. It was a celestial object which appeared at night and shifted through a 28-day Cycle of phases from which humans developed the Lunar Month which is used in such religions as Judaism and Islam, and is also the origin of the English word 'Lunatic.' It's gravitational pull also affect... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | Friendfeed was put in send-only mode. It was only the second time it had happened, the first was when the chairman was assassinated. The Binge displayed a "step outside" message on all channels in unmistakable corporate font. UTM coordinated by halting traffic, as patrons stumbled confused from their night-rentals and ... | **Luna** is the name of Earth's moon. It was a celestial object which appeared at night and shifted through a 28-day Cycle of phases from which humans developed the Lunar Month which is used in such religions as Judaism and Islam, and is also the origin of the English word 'Lunatic.' It's gravitational pull also affect... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | Is non-fiction acceptable?
The moon will not be a permanent thing in our sky. Each year Luna slowly moves around the earth about 13 times. And in that year the orbit widens by around 4 centimeters. At that rate it will take an incredible amount of time in order for the moon to leave our sphere of influence and become... | **Luna** is the name of Earth's moon. It was a celestial object which appeared at night and shifted through a 28-day Cycle of phases from which humans developed the Lunar Month which is used in such religions as Judaism and Islam, and is also the origin of the English word 'Lunatic.' It's gravitational pull also affect... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | Hey Mom,
Thank you for talking with Dad and for sending the extra money. I'll be depositing it this afternoon to download those books for second semester like we talked about. These things are way too expensive. Oh, and I may visit Mast General later this week to find something for Dad's birthday.
I'm still loving sc... | **Luna** is the name of Earth's moon. It was a celestial object which appeared at night and shifted through a 28-day Cycle of phases from which humans developed the Lunar Month which is used in such religions as Judaism and Islam, and is also the origin of the English word 'Lunatic.' It's gravitational pull also affect... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | Is non-fiction acceptable?
The moon will not be a permanent thing in our sky. Each year Luna slowly moves around the earth about 13 times. And in that year the orbit widens by around 4 centimeters. At that rate it will take an incredible amount of time in order for the moon to leave our sphere of influence and become... | Friendfeed was put in send-only mode. It was only the second time it had happened, the first was when the chairman was assassinated. The Binge displayed a "step outside" message on all channels in unmistakable corporate font. UTM coordinated by halting traffic, as patrons stumbled confused from their night-rentals and ... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | Once, the people of Earth had a moon. It was white and grey, peppered with craters; prodded by only a few, so few, flags. There were stories written with its great glow and calm control of the mighty seas as inspiration for any number of great things. The people of Earth loved their moon more than any other part of the... | From the Associated Press.May14,2241
Today the Lunar cheese company has mined the last remaining bits of Lunar Cheese. The last 500 million pounds will be entering earth's atmosphere at 5pm Eastern Time May 16. It's been nearly 100 years sense astronauts from the People's republic of China discovered that the moon is i... | |
[WP] TIL that Earth used to have a moon. | Our glorious leader Dr. Doofenshmirtz successfully vanquished the lunar orb known as "The Moon" in order to solidify Earth's spacial dominance.
That is why there is no more "moon" | From the Associated Press.May14,2241
Today the Lunar cheese company has mined the last remaining bits of Lunar Cheese. The last 500 million pounds will be entering earth's atmosphere at 5pm Eastern Time May 16. It's been nearly 100 years sense astronauts from the People's republic of China discovered that the moon is i... | |
Alternatively: Superheroes... other countries responses?
Plenty of directions to go with this one. | [WP] Japan is allowed to have its own military, announces army of 5,000,000 super-advanced robots and plans to dominate the world. America has no choice but to reveal the hidden secrets of Area-51, mutated alien soldiers are just the beginning. | "How do our forces look?"
"Well, our mutant alien soldiers are pretty well-matched by the advanced robots. In order to turn the tide further in our favor, we've deployed a crack team of mercenaries from the future."
"Sounds workable, what went wrong?"
"Ninjas, sir. Time travel technology works both ways, after all... | Germany unveils some nice reanimated corpse cyborg Schutzstaffel army controlled by Hitler's brain.
AND all those Volkswagen, Mercedes and BMWs were just robotic plants that will activate. VW will be grunts, BMWs will be special forces and Mercedes will be colonels, Maybachs are generals. Transformers was a documentar... |
Alternatively: Superheroes... other countries responses?
Plenty of directions to go with this one. | [WP] Japan is allowed to have its own military, announces army of 5,000,000 super-advanced robots and plans to dominate the world. America has no choice but to reveal the hidden secrets of Area-51, mutated alien soldiers are just the beginning. | I'm cruising at 48,000 feet, just under the maximum height from which I can deploy my pay-load. But I'm not thinking about that right now. I'm thinking about Star Wars, and I'm thinking about algae blooms.
As long as today isn't the best day to win a nuclear war, today won't be the day a nuclear war starts. That's wh... | Germany unveils some nice reanimated corpse cyborg Schutzstaffel army controlled by Hitler's brain.
AND all those Volkswagen, Mercedes and BMWs were just robotic plants that will activate. VW will be grunts, BMWs will be special forces and Mercedes will be colonels, Maybachs are generals. Transformers was a documentar... |
Alternatively: Superheroes... other countries responses?
Plenty of directions to go with this one. | [WP] Japan is allowed to have its own military, announces army of 5,000,000 super-advanced robots and plans to dominate the world. America has no choice but to reveal the hidden secrets of Area-51, mutated alien soldiers are just the beginning. | “The Japanese troops outnumber our forces, the American’s forces, and all our allies.” Chris had only recently been appointed Secretary of State for Defence, after Michael Fallon had died under suspicious circumstances. His first week in a new office, and now this.
“Okay so they outnumber us, what about nuclear weapon... | Germany unveils some nice reanimated corpse cyborg Schutzstaffel army controlled by Hitler's brain.
AND all those Volkswagen, Mercedes and BMWs were just robotic plants that will activate. VW will be grunts, BMWs will be special forces and Mercedes will be colonels, Maybachs are generals. Transformers was a documentar... |
Alternatively: Superheroes... other countries responses?
Plenty of directions to go with this one. | [WP] Japan is allowed to have its own military, announces army of 5,000,000 super-advanced robots and plans to dominate the world. America has no choice but to reveal the hidden secrets of Area-51, mutated alien soldiers are just the beginning. | "How do our forces look?"
"Well, our mutant alien soldiers are pretty well-matched by the advanced robots. In order to turn the tide further in our favor, we've deployed a crack team of mercenaries from the future."
"Sounds workable, what went wrong?"
"Ninjas, sir. Time travel technology works both ways, after all... | Graven smelled the smoke puffing from his General's cigar. The group of soldiers stood looking over the horizon in the bay, waiting the coming storm. A lumbering man approached Graven and General Zodd, and visibly sniffed the air noticing Zodd's cigar.
"Thats cuban, aint that shit illegal?" The lumbering man's voice s... |
Alternatively: Superheroes... other countries responses?
Plenty of directions to go with this one. | [WP] Japan is allowed to have its own military, announces army of 5,000,000 super-advanced robots and plans to dominate the world. America has no choice but to reveal the hidden secrets of Area-51, mutated alien soldiers are just the beginning. | “The Japanese troops outnumber our forces, the American’s forces, and all our allies.” Chris had only recently been appointed Secretary of State for Defence, after Michael Fallon had died under suspicious circumstances. His first week in a new office, and now this.
“Okay so they outnumber us, what about nuclear weapon... | I'm cruising at 48,000 feet, just under the maximum height from which I can deploy my pay-load. But I'm not thinking about that right now. I'm thinking about Star Wars, and I'm thinking about algae blooms.
As long as today isn't the best day to win a nuclear war, today won't be the day a nuclear war starts. That's wh... |
[WP] Mankind has headed for the nearest earth-like planet on a multi-generational trip. You are fifth-generation on a ship with a population that has forgotten its original purpose. You, then, rediscover it. | It was a great honor to bare the Chip behind Master Engineer, and I bore its weight with pride. I carefully matched her slow gait as she spiraled through the circular aisles of the assembled crew, all the while holding the Chip as high as my arms could reach. Few were looking to the Chip, though. Nearly all were los... | My uncle died of dysentary. That was a weird thought, but I've lived on this ship my entire life, and illness was a fact of this life.
My sister had scurvy, which also was really odd. In the data banks, that type of shit only happened to fucking pirates. I clenched my teeth so much, waiting for something important to ... | |
[WP] That's the simplest and most complex answer I can give | I fidgeted slightly; imperceptibly, to the untrained eye. I couldn't help but notice that even some of my strongest remaining reserve was beginning to crack under the interrogation. I was asked again the question that was only falling onto deaf ears after dozens of reattempts to elicit something from me-- to elicit any... | "The fact of the matter is you have misunderstood the issue good sir. If you wish to discuss the matter further you simply must reach me at a more opportune time. However I answer this way not out of a need for brevity but simply because I do not grasp the complexities of your topic myself. Much like with a automobile ... | |
[WP] Write a kid-friendly fairytale that addresses political correctness gone mad. | Before holding a party to celebrate the tenth anniversary of his inauguration, the king of the jungle, Lion, sent word to all four corners of the land for every tailor to come quickly to the palace and present their finest set of clothing.
Hundreds of tailors came and Lion tried on hundreds of clothes, and he was not ... | There were a people, not so long ago, and not so far away from here, child, that were inexplicably, hopelessly, romantically, *footloose*. They tried to outrun history, oppression, and irksome obligations. A long time ago they left the old world in search of a new one, landed on its eastern shore, then kept chasing the... | |
[WP] Write a kid-friendly fairytale that addresses political correctness gone mad. | Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a noble gentleman and his (without denoting any real possession) dear daughter. She was very beautiful – her breasts were centrally located and she was cosmetically gifted.
He loved her very much, and he was worried that she was lonely, as her mother was metabolically c... | There were a people, not so long ago, and not so far away from here, child, that were inexplicably, hopelessly, romantically, *footloose*. They tried to outrun history, oppression, and irksome obligations. A long time ago they left the old world in search of a new one, landed on its eastern shore, then kept chasing the... | |
[WP] Write a kid-friendly fairytale that addresses political correctness gone mad. | Before holding a party to celebrate the tenth anniversary of his inauguration, the king of the jungle, Lion, sent word to all four corners of the land for every tailor to come quickly to the palace and present their finest set of clothing.
Hundreds of tailors came and Lion tried on hundreds of clothes, and he was not ... | Asians and Latins and Africans, yay!
America's melting pot, what can you say?
Natives and Arabs and Christians are they!
Safe from racism, secure in their ways.
But one race is bad, burdened by guilt.
Over actions by forefathers, the country they built.
Railroads and cotton fields, worked till they'd wilt.
Not c... | |
[WP] Write a kid-friendly fairytale that addresses political correctness gone mad. | Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a noble gentleman and his (without denoting any real possession) dear daughter. She was very beautiful – her breasts were centrally located and she was cosmetically gifted.
He loved her very much, and he was worried that she was lonely, as her mother was metabolically c... | Asians and Latins and Africans, yay!
America's melting pot, what can you say?
Natives and Arabs and Christians are they!
Safe from racism, secure in their ways.
But one race is bad, burdened by guilt.
Over actions by forefathers, the country they built.
Railroads and cotton fields, worked till they'd wilt.
Not c... | |
[WP] Write a kid-friendly fairytale that addresses political correctness gone mad. | ######[](#dropcap)
Young Edric entered the small town of Feffin on the outskirts of the Kingdom of Bein. He was excited to set upon a life of adventure and excitement, with only the clothes on his back and his father's old sword.
A strange marquee greeted him, painted upon a large stock of wood. A number of words ha... | Once upon a time, there was a Knight in shiny armour, venturing out to save a maiden fair trappen in a high tower.
He traveled through lands of fire, dark forests and oceans as deep as the earth itself. He defeated countless bests, escaped evil witches and rescued many villages.
When he finally arrived he was sto... | |
[WP] Write a kid-friendly fairytale that addresses political correctness gone mad. | ######[](#dropcap)
Young Edric entered the small town of Feffin on the outskirts of the Kingdom of Bein. He was excited to set upon a life of adventure and excitement, with only the clothes on his back and his father's old sword.
A strange marquee greeted him, painted upon a large stock of wood. A number of words ha... | Once upon a time lived a beautiful princess. This princess was no ordinary princess because she had a knight on her side who would swear to protect her life from any peril.
One day a man decided it was a good idea to come and play with the princess just to keep her happy. He climbed and climbed the tall fortress with... | |
[WP] As a rite of passage, an alien comes to Earth to abduct his first human. It quickly becomes painstakingly clear that the alien is an absolute fuck up. | Ping was excited. Standards had changed since his grandfather's day at Xenobiology University. Back then, any Earth contact was kept to a minimum. They couldn't breach the atmosphere except with special allowance in remote areas, and then mostly for observation and on-site study.
No, today Ping was one of the new gene... | Your primary tendrils begin to tremor and exudate as you clumsily prod the impossibly complicated array of levers, knobs, buttons, sliders, wheels, pulleys, flashing-lights-that-may-be-buttons-but-maybe-not, and touch screens before you. Your secondary tendrils also begin to weep the pungent mucus you produce when nerv... | |
[WP] As a rite of passage, an alien comes to Earth to abduct his first human. It quickly becomes painstakingly clear that the alien is an absolute fuck up. | Dr. Eloise Van Kooten, PhD, MD, DDS, stared at the EEG output steadily scrolling past on the monitors. She furrowed her brow. There had to be a mistake.
Franko, a three hundred pound gorilla, sat on the dirt floor of his enclosure, tracing circles in the dirt with a stick. A neon green EEG cap clung to his head. B... | Your primary tendrils begin to tremor and exudate as you clumsily prod the impossibly complicated array of levers, knobs, buttons, sliders, wheels, pulleys, flashing-lights-that-may-be-buttons-but-maybe-not, and touch screens before you. Your secondary tendrils also begin to weep the pungent mucus you produce when nerv... | |
[WP] As a rite of passage, an alien comes to Earth to abduct his first human. It quickly becomes painstakingly clear that the alien is an absolute fuck up. | “As spawning male, I express pride in my young podling for the transition from pupa to adult today. May your star mitzvah prove fortuitous, just as the protective instinct of your parents kept you alive to propagate our species in accordance with our heritage of cosmic domination.”
“Thanks dad,” Glorp mumbled nervous... | Your primary tendrils begin to tremor and exudate as you clumsily prod the impossibly complicated array of levers, knobs, buttons, sliders, wheels, pulleys, flashing-lights-that-may-be-buttons-but-maybe-not, and touch screens before you. Your secondary tendrils also begin to weep the pungent mucus you produce when nerv... | |
[WP] As a rite of passage, an alien comes to Earth to abduct his first human. It quickly becomes painstakingly clear that the alien is an absolute fuck up. | "Ow, Jesus what the fuck?" A man in a red plaid shirt and blue jeans shouted as he rubbed the back of his head. He looked around himself, he was sitting in the middle of a circular room, machines with aggressive looking protrusions, hinges, hooks, straps, all surrounded him. "What the- what is this a BDSM dungeon or so... | Your primary tendrils begin to tremor and exudate as you clumsily prod the impossibly complicated array of levers, knobs, buttons, sliders, wheels, pulleys, flashing-lights-that-may-be-buttons-but-maybe-not, and touch screens before you. Your secondary tendrils also begin to weep the pungent mucus you produce when nerv... | |
[WP] As a rite of passage, an alien comes to Earth to abduct his first human. It quickly becomes painstakingly clear that the alien is an absolute fuck up. | "Ow, Jesus what the fuck?" A man in a red plaid shirt and blue jeans shouted as he rubbed the back of his head. He looked around himself, he was sitting in the middle of a circular room, machines with aggressive looking protrusions, hinges, hooks, straps, all surrounded him. "What the- what is this a BDSM dungeon or so... | “As spawning male, I express pride in my young podling for the transition from pupa to adult today. May your star mitzvah prove fortuitous, just as the protective instinct of your parents kept you alive to propagate our species in accordance with our heritage of cosmic domination.”
“Thanks dad,” Glorp mumbled nervous... | |
[WP] the government has developed a new programme, which inputs everyone's genes and runs a simulation to find mating partners who will produce extraordinary offspring. Today you've been matched. You're told your child will be the greatest person to ever live, if you comply. | I didn't know what I expected really. I signed up for Enhanced Children as a joke of sorts. I always wanted to be a Father, but this was something else. The perfect child. That's what they called him, even before he was born she was shoehorned into this grand idea that he was going to change the world. That my son was ... | Ophion Industries. Massive white block letter stood above the towering building that was home to the greatest minds chance gifted to humanity. But to say chance had anything to do with Ophion Industries would be absurd. The new evolution of mankind pioneered right in the massive labs. There is power and resources to ma... | |
[WP]Transcript of a conversation from 1-900-ABUSE-ME where you pay per minute to verbally abuse the operator. | "Hello, one nine hundred Abuse Me, Clara speaking. How can I help you today?"
"You can help me by being a *stupid cunt!*"
Clara masked her sigh. It was a first timer.
"I see sir. Was there anything else I could help you with today?"
There was a pause. She could practically *hear* the cogs of his brain churning.... | Operator: Thank you for calling Abuse Me. How would you like to abuse me today?
Customer: Uh ... well, it's my first time ... I mean, do you guys have a, you know, menu or something?
Operator: Let me tell you our specials today. For $3.99/minute I can pretend to be a representative from your bank. For $4.99/minute I ... | |
[WP] A conversation between God, the last man alive and a supercomputer. | In the end only he was left. He wasn't sure how or why it happened. Remembering was hard. Why was it so hard to remember?
He couldn't explain what happened. One day he had begun walking. Walking down that by-road you didn't normally take. That one alley you always ignore.
He didn't know why.
He couldn't rememb... | "Why did it have to come to this." Jake thought to himself. The whole world was about to burn but no one cared. He thought he had more time but thus is life. "Anne can you give me the exact time left?" Jake said a loud. The machine started to hum louder than before. Sounds started coming through a tiny speaker to his r... | |
[WP] A conversation between God, the last man alive and a supercomputer. | Where am I?
You are at the end of all things, Howard. Allow us to show you a brief history of the universe.
. . .
It's been such a long time. Now it's the end?
Yes. The heat death is inescapable. We wish to talk with one who remembers the universe in its infancy, before we go.
I am that one?
Yes.
Am I the ... | Universe.exe has encountered an error and has been forced to shutdown.
Ok.
HolySpiritAntiVirus has detected a threat to your computer. Would you like HolySpiritAntiVirus to remove this threat? Y/N
Y.
Please stand by. This process may take some time. Estimated time to completion: 2 minutes. 8 minutes. 17 seconds. 32... | |
[WP] As you reach certain milestones in your life, you are allowed to get certain "upgrades" for your body. These can range anywhere from an increase of 10 IQ points to angel wings to hardened bones. | Within almost all of history certain birthdays were celebrated and praised more so than others. Examples being, double digits with 10, becoming a teenager at 13, "sweet 16", 18 and leaving home, 21 and legal, and so forth.
In this world it's different. When you reach a certain age you're allowed to choose any upgrade... | Ascendancy Laboratories first introduced mutations in 2075.
The program was met with huge backlash, but ultimately was largely successful.
By the year 2078, almost half the population of the world had undergone at least a slight amount of mutation therapy to enhance aspects of their lives in ways never before seen.
... | |
[WP] As you reach certain milestones in your life, you are allowed to get certain "upgrades" for your body. These can range anywhere from an increase of 10 IQ points to angel wings to hardened bones. | Early on the morning of her twenty first birthday, the doorbell rang. Everyone in the apartment had been out late the previous night and was still in bed. Jessica was the only one to hear it, and she knew what it was. The package with her milestone genie bottle had arrived. She sat up, put on a pair of jeans, and went ... | "...So you take a couple points in Mental Calculator, save for True Polyglot, and dump the rest into Natural Charm and you're golden!"
She walked her nimble fingers across the work book and I was mesmerized. It certainly didn't take much for me to lose focus though. I hated build theory.
"That's just for example, tho... | |
[WP] As you reach certain milestones in your life, you are allowed to get certain "upgrades" for your body. These can range anywhere from an increase of 10 IQ points to angel wings to hardened bones. | The first one was a healing factor. Mark wanted a faster reaction time, but his parents had to agree to that, and he didn't want to explain why. The next day, when Jo and his mates caught Mark after school again, he didn't hold back. His bruises were gone before he got home, his parents none the wiser.
The pain didn'... | "...So you take a couple points in Mental Calculator, save for True Polyglot, and dump the rest into Natural Charm and you're golden!"
She walked her nimble fingers across the work book and I was mesmerized. It certainly didn't take much for me to lose focus though. I hated build theory.
"That's just for example, tho... | |
[WP] The triggering event that unleashed your superpowers was really, REALLY petty. You're starting to wonder if you're incredibly shallow. | It wasn't nothing, Mom!
That's what you don't understand--it wasn't nothing, not to me! It was everything--it was the last little thing that pushed me here, and everything that came before it! You always put her first, always took her word over mine, always sidelined me and pushed her out into the spotlight... it shou... | As I drove on the interstate, some yellow car pulls in front of me. I slam on my brakes to avoid slamming into her. My hand stays on the horn to blast it for several full seconds and my heart speeds up. I grunt, and the skin on my hand starts to turn green.
It is already too late when my muscles start to grow. G... | |
[WP] The triggering event that unleashed your superpowers was really, REALLY petty. You're starting to wonder if you're incredibly shallow. | The remote control lay perhaps three feet outside of my grasp. Saturday TV was a complete bore, and I wondered why I had even turned it on the first place as I feebly grasped at thin air. I wanted to turn off the telly, but the only thing that could was just outside of my fingertips. The words on my tshirt above a pict... | As I drove on the interstate, some yellow car pulls in front of me. I slam on my brakes to avoid slamming into her. My hand stays on the horn to blast it for several full seconds and my heart speeds up. I grunt, and the skin on my hand starts to turn green.
It is already too late when my muscles start to grow. G... | |
[WP] The triggering event that unleashed your superpowers was really, REALLY petty. You're starting to wonder if you're incredibly shallow. | The world collectively landed on 'supers'. 'Post-humans' was too scary, 'heroes' meant we would have 'villains'. Silly, how much a name affects things.
We were popping up all over the place. Mostly in the third world. Tales of refugees on the Syrian border vaporising suicide bombers. Child brides tearing apart the me... | I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/parahumans] [Your trigger event was really, really petty. And now you're starting to wonder if you're just a shallow person. \[X-Post /r/WritingPrompts\]](https://np.reddit.com/r/Parahumans/comments/3il00s/your_trigger_e... | |
[WP] The triggering event that unleashed your superpowers was really, REALLY petty. You're starting to wonder if you're incredibly shallow. | I’ve been waiting for over ten minutes to get breakfast. This line just won’t move. I stand tapping one foot against the tiled floor of the eating establishment, *how long does it take to order from a menu that’s been around longer than I have?* Indecisive patrons stare up at the menu, mouths agape like they can’t unde... | I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/parahumans] [Your trigger event was really, really petty. And now you're starting to wonder if you're just a shallow person. \[X-Post /r/WritingPrompts\]](https://np.reddit.com/r/Parahumans/comments/3il00s/your_trigger_e... |
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