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Expand it as you will. | [WP] Go listen to a favorite piece of music. Write down the imagery that came to mind. | *Crash!*
The young woman hurried into the room to find the old man huffing, out of breath, standing over the corner table flipped on its side. Slowly, her eyes changed from surprise and fear, to endearing and kind. "Dad," she asked softly. "What are you doing?"
He licked his chapped lips, before weakly replying, "I... | ######[](#dropcap)
The interrogation room was too clean.
That was the first thing Lieutenant Quentin Langley noticed. The second was that his captors failed to properly search him, performing only a cursory pat down his arms and legs. No serious search, no metal detectors of any kind. He nearly spat in contempt.
Am... |
Expand it as you will. | [WP] Go listen to a favorite piece of music. Write down the imagery that came to mind. | *Crash!*
The young woman hurried into the room to find the old man huffing, out of breath, standing over the corner table flipped on its side. Slowly, her eyes changed from surprise and fear, to endearing and kind. "Dad," she asked softly. "What are you doing?"
He licked his chapped lips, before weakly replying, "I... | Standing in front of a girl, his hair stands on end. Waves of chills rush through his body, building strength. The waves crescendo, and an aura of blue lightning cloaks him.
They lock eyes as he reaches to caress her face. Just before they touch, a small bolt jumps from his hands and ignites an aura of red flame aro... |
Expand it as you will. | [WP] Go listen to a favorite piece of music. Write down the imagery that came to mind. | *Crash!*
The young woman hurried into the room to find the old man huffing, out of breath, standing over the corner table flipped on its side. Slowly, her eyes changed from surprise and fear, to endearing and kind. "Dad," she asked softly. "What are you doing?"
He licked his chapped lips, before weakly replying, "I... | One night I was wandering in the everglades and I saw things I'll never forget. To this day when I remember this night I have chills all over my body. As I was walking on my usual path I heard weird noises. The noises quickly turned into a chant. I hid behind a tree and as I was about to peek a drunkard came staggering... |
[WP] The genie frowned. "Immortal? I thought you said Immoral." | The genie shrugged. "Sorry, kid, no can do."
Eddie's mouth dropped open. "What?!"
"Yeah, I can't make you something you already are." He examined his fingernails.
"Does that mean I still have three wishes?"
"Yupparoonie. Wildest dreams, craziest ideas, you name it, it's yours." The genie sounded bored.
Eddie thoug... | Ugh dumb genie, what am I gonna do
With "immoral" beats, unclean mouth, verbal zoo?
I wanted rap eternity, not rap obsurdity
Obscenity is redundant, no change has been incurred to me
My beats were already wrong like murder
Your cute little change has moved me no further
But I got two wishes left, you're pretty de... | |
[WP] Long, continuous vibrations are being felt all over the world. As the days pass, they worsen. | One pulse: That was all it took to bring the world to its knees for a day. A single, one second pulse was able to stop everything, traffic stuck on bridges, planes grounded on runways, people fleeing from skyscrapers. I can't blame them. When the air around you starts to vibrate like you are standing in front of a loud... | "First time I noticed, old Tom handed me a pint and it shook in his hand. Thought the poor lad had Parkinson's or something! But it happened again. Round about every Sunday when I was in the pub. More or less every time, I'd be taking a sip and I'd spill it everywhere."
"The wife complains to me nearly every night now... | |
[WP] "I wasn't looking for a relationship either but then I met you." | I wasn't looking for a relationship either but then I met you.
I wasn't expecting a friend but neither were you.
The house was cold, damp, and filthy.
But you didn't care, you sat right there with me.
Food was scarce, and money was tight.
You always knew how to make things feel alright.
Time went on and thi... | I rest my head on his chest, closing my eyes and feeling comfort in his breathing, his chest rising and falling. I could feel the rays of sunlight on my face, warming certain parts of my body and his, the warm beams shooting through the blinds.
I open my eyes as I feel him shift under me, his arm swinging around and ... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | 1: Gyula Wlassics, a Hungarian Politician (1852 - 1937)
2: Hartwell W. Stubblefield, an American Street Racer (1907 - 1935)
3: Judith Wright, An Australian Poet and other things (1915 - 2000)
It was the year 1935. At a practice run on some race course Stubby's car veered off the track. Gyula Wlassics who was visiting ... | 1 - Heroine - Michelle Branch, an American singer-songwriter and guitarist
2 - Villain - Peter David, a Grenadian politician
3 - Reason - Aldo Giordano, the Apostolic Nuncio to Venezuela
Alright, here goes nothing. My first post to this sub.
Music is not only the universal language that unites us all, but a basi... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | **Hero:** [Sir John Watson Gibson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Watson_Gibson) OBE (1885–1947) was an English civil engineer, key in developing the water supply infrastructure in the former British Empire, and instrumental in the design of Mulberry Harbour used in the Normandy landings
**Villain:** [Shamawd Cham... | 1 - Heroine - Michelle Branch, an American singer-songwriter and guitarist
2 - Villain - Peter David, a Grenadian politician
3 - Reason - Aldo Giordano, the Apostolic Nuncio to Venezuela
Alright, here goes nothing. My first post to this sub.
Music is not only the universal language that unites us all, but a basi... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | Heroine: [Helen Kleinbort Krauze](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Kleinbort_Krauze)
Villain: [Christopher Stephen Grayling] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Grayling)
Reason: [Valentin Stansel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentin_Stansel)
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It has been almost twenty years since the Heaven's Gate cult h... | 1 - Heroine - Michelle Branch, an American singer-songwriter and guitarist
2 - Villain - Peter David, a Grenadian politician
3 - Reason - Aldo Giordano, the Apostolic Nuncio to Venezuela
Alright, here goes nothing. My first post to this sub.
Music is not only the universal language that unites us all, but a basi... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | **Hero:** [Sir John Watson Gibson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Watson_Gibson) OBE (1885–1947) was an English civil engineer, key in developing the water supply infrastructure in the former British Empire, and instrumental in the design of Mulberry Harbour used in the Normandy landings
**Villain:** [Shamawd Cham... | And that, folks is all you need to be an author. I heard Bill Shakespeare used a version of that technique. | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | "Oh come on!" screamed Daphne Zuniga as she pressed the Random button again.
"What the hell are you screaming for?" asked her roommate, Lady Ann Clifford. Daphne had been angrily fuming at her computer for hours, something that Ann didn't mind. But this was the first time that she verbally lashed out her anger.
"I'm ... | Pam Tillis
Albert Handcock, 5th Baron Castlemaine
U.S. Senate
Pam and her dog Lucky were finally reunited on this day, the day befor the last. The country singer and her shitty modern pop music were riding the wave of falsified success in this golden era of cultured idiots. The media had a field day with this story, e... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | Heroine: [Helen Kleinbort Krauze](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Kleinbort_Krauze)
Villain: [Christopher Stephen Grayling] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Grayling)
Reason: [Valentin Stansel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentin_Stansel)
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It has been almost twenty years since the Heaven's Gate cult h... | Pam Tillis
Albert Handcock, 5th Baron Castlemaine
U.S. Senate
Pam and her dog Lucky were finally reunited on this day, the day befor the last. The country singer and her shitty modern pop music were riding the wave of falsified success in this golden era of cultured idiots. The media had a field day with this story, e... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | 1. The hero: [**Hideaki Okabe**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hideaki_Okabe) – born 1959, he is a Japanese politician of the Liberal Democratic Party, a member of the House of Representatives in the Diet (national legislature).
1. The villian: [**John Chamberlaine**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Chamberlaine) –... | Pam Tillis
Albert Handcock, 5th Baron Castlemaine
U.S. Senate
Pam and her dog Lucky were finally reunited on this day, the day befor the last. The country singer and her shitty modern pop music were riding the wave of falsified success in this golden era of cultured idiots. The media had a field day with this story, e... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | Heroine: [Helen Kleinbort Krauze](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Kleinbort_Krauze)
Villain: [Christopher Stephen Grayling] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Grayling)
Reason: [Valentin Stansel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentin_Stansel)
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It has been almost twenty years since the Heaven's Gate cult h... | "Oh come on!" screamed Daphne Zuniga as she pressed the Random button again.
"What the hell are you screaming for?" asked her roommate, Lady Ann Clifford. Daphne had been angrily fuming at her computer for hours, something that Ann didn't mind. But this was the first time that she verbally lashed out her anger.
"I'm ... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | 1. The hero: [**Hideaki Okabe**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hideaki_Okabe) – born 1959, he is a Japanese politician of the Liberal Democratic Party, a member of the House of Representatives in the Diet (national legislature).
1. The villian: [**John Chamberlaine**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Chamberlaine) –... | * Nayib Armando Bukele Ortez (born July 24, 1981 in San Salvador) is a Salvadoran politician and businessman.
* Reginald Wilson is an American psychologist, Education Councilor, and former president of Wayne County Community College in Detroit, MI
* Dan Shorey was a former Grand Prix motorcycle road racer.
He stood lo... | |
[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting. | Our heroine: **Julie Halpern**. An American YA fiction writer.
The villain: **Bryotropha vondermuhlli**. A species of moth from western Europe.
The reason for all this: **Den Beste Sykkel**. A Norwegian bicycle manufacturer.
Well then.
Julie overpaid the taxi driver by a good two hundred Kroner, leaving him to bemu... | 1. William Kennard, former American ambassador to the EU
2. W. L. "Jack" Howard Mayor of Monroe Louisiana in the 50's, 60's and 70's
3. Brenda Nicholls, Canadian curler
Hmmm . . . okay.
Will was excited. He has come up with a plan to improve relations with Europe. America and other countries had long argued over whic... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | Dear diary,
Nurse Becki said that is how you are supposed to start when you write in your diary. She said that pretty little girls should not worry about medical journals, and that I should get a diary instead. I told her that I have never had a diary before, so she told me how to start. And she even gave me some shin... | The happy queen held a great gala that lastest for years. Everyone's morale was high. News of this grand nation and their many treasures spread abroad. But when the warrior queen heard, she saw an opportunity! The warrior queen attacked the happy queen's kingdom. The happy kingdom's queen offered many wonderful gift... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | "Jen!"
"Where is that girl? Jennifer!" The aging servant glided through the lower halls of the keep, her skirt barley brushing the cold stone floor as she called out to her newest kitchen maid.
"Yes mistress. I'm sorry mistress," the response came as a young girl jetted out of a side room and bowed ever so slight... | Before the Great Civil War, there were 5 of us. 5 princesses that became 4 queens. Lady Mao focused all her resources into science. Lady Gandhi mastered destruction. And Lady Isabella built culture. We went away in separate directions.
That left Maury and me, Elizabeth. Maury wasn't the brightest, and settled near my ... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | The four Queendoms they were known as a whole, however they were rarely referred to as a "whole". Their differences had estranged them to the point of hostility once.
The Queen of Wealth's kingdom focused solely on luxury and opulence. The best diamond mines, the fairest pearl farms, and richest vineyards the world h... | Before the Great Civil War, there were 5 of us. 5 princesses that became 4 queens. Lady Mao focused all her resources into science. Lady Gandhi mastered destruction. And Lady Isabella built culture. We went away in separate directions.
That left Maury and me, Elizabeth. Maury wasn't the brightest, and settled near my ... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | The fourth Queen built deep mines, vast farms, and grand marketplaces, so that her kingdom became the richest. The scientists of the Wisest traveled to her, so that they could secure the funds to launch the grand projects they invented. The people of the Happiest flocked to her, for there was always something beautif... | Before the Great Civil War, there were 5 of us. 5 princesses that became 4 queens. Lady Mao focused all her resources into science. Lady Gandhi mastered destruction. And Lady Isabella built culture. We went away in separate directions.
That left Maury and me, Elizabeth. Maury wasn't the brightest, and settled near my ... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | The four Queendoms they were known as a whole, however they were rarely referred to as a "whole". Their differences had estranged them to the point of hostility once.
The Queen of Wealth's kingdom focused solely on luxury and opulence. The best diamond mines, the fairest pearl farms, and richest vineyards the world h... | "Jen!"
"Where is that girl? Jennifer!" The aging servant glided through the lower halls of the keep, her skirt barley brushing the cold stone floor as she called out to her newest kitchen maid.
"Yes mistress. I'm sorry mistress," the response came as a young girl jetted out of a side room and bowed ever so slight... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | The four Queendoms they were known as a whole, however they were rarely referred to as a "whole". Their differences had estranged them to the point of hostility once.
The Queen of Wealth's kingdom focused solely on luxury and opulence. The best diamond mines, the fairest pearl farms, and richest vineyards the world h... | Once there were four queens, there was Litian queen of the north, known for her extravagant parties and its happy citizens.
There was Salian queen of the west, known for the grand university's she founded and highly educated citizens who called it their home.
Velian queen of the east was best known for her army's, th... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | The fourth Queen built deep mines, vast farms, and grand marketplaces, so that her kingdom became the richest. The scientists of the Wisest traveled to her, so that they could secure the funds to launch the grand projects they invented. The people of the Happiest flocked to her, for there was always something beautif... | Once there were four queens, there was Litian queen of the north, known for her extravagant parties and its happy citizens.
There was Salian queen of the west, known for the grand university's she founded and highly educated citizens who called it their home.
Velian queen of the east was best known for her army's, th... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | The four sister were the like the four direction, never on the same page. Despite being from the same mother,they had each lived different lives and chosen different callings. That they all became queens was possibly their only commonality.
The Red Queen followed the philosophy of Hedonism. The eve of her coronation ... | Once there were four queens, there was Litian queen of the north, known for her extravagant parties and its happy citizens.
There was Salian queen of the west, known for the grand university's she founded and highly educated citizens who called it their home.
Velian queen of the east was best known for her army's, th... | |
[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen... | "Uh.... Food?", Queen 1 inquired.
"Yes. Food.", replied Queen 4.
Queen 3 started laughing uncontrollably. Queen 1 just stood there shocked and confused.
"Why don't you come see my queendom?" Queen 4 said as she rolled her eyes and gestured towards the balcony.
The doors opened and revealed farms for as far as the ... | Four Queens.
The Opal Queen threw a party of otherworldly extravagance to last countless generations, all in her kingdom would spend each day of their lives celebrating and rejoicing. There was endless fun to be had and joy was a plenty. However they could never truly appreciate what they had for the lacked the knowle... | |
[WP] You believe you are one of the last people alive on earth after an apocalypse. You have taken refuge in a building with a radio tower and have been broadcasting daily, imploring any survivors to come to you, and just talking. Your supplies have run out, and you broadcast one last time. | The trek stops today, whether I want it to or not. The end already came for the rest of them, and I can feel it catching up to me as well. I've forgotten what day it is at this point, how could I possibly tell? I suppose this is how I die, doomed to starve in this eternal night. Alone, separated from the husks of human... | "My name is Allan Lewinsky. For ten years, I've been broadcasting from the St. Louis radio antenna, located right off of Brown Street. I'd begin everyone of my daily broadcasts the same way, 'Good Morning and welcome to the final station, the last hope for all those who might remain out there.' But sadly the final stat... | |
[WP] You believe you are one of the last people alive on earth after an apocalypse. You have taken refuge in a building with a radio tower and have been broadcasting daily, imploring any survivors to come to you, and just talking. Your supplies have run out, and you broadcast one last time. | The trek stops today, whether I want it to or not. The end already came for the rest of them, and I can feel it catching up to me as well. I've forgotten what day it is at this point, how could I possibly tell? I suppose this is how I die, doomed to starve in this eternal night. Alone, separated from the husks of human... | All right, I'm still here. Uh...it-it's 4 October 2018. Tues...Tues...Tuesday, I think. Thursday maybe. I only keep track so I have something else to think about. First Sergeant John O'Hara checking in.
Uh, two? Two years I think, since the world shifted. Two years, thirteen days. I was deployed when it happened, so i... | |
[WP] You believe you are one of the last people alive on earth after an apocalypse. You have taken refuge in a building with a radio tower and have been broadcasting daily, imploring any survivors to come to you, and just talking. Your supplies have run out, and you broadcast one last time. |
Looking out the window onto the ravaged, desolate street, I took a deep breath. The smell of mildew and musty wood engulfed me, a scent I had learned to ignore. As the reality of the situation settled in my thoughts for what could be the final time, I breathed out in a heavy sigh.
"Is this really it? After everything... | "This is Rockin' Rob Bower coming to you live from the huge antennae, This next song is going out to all the lovers. God damn it, is anyone out there, I need help. I am out of stuff, the vending machine is empty and the my sink filled with water, its all gone. If anyone can hear me I am at the antennae thing in the mid... | |
[WP] She still continued to knock on my window even as the blizzard struck the city. "Please let me in dear, it's cold outside." | I must be dreaming. There's no way this is real.
There's no goddamn way this girl is outside my window in the middle of a blizzard in a sundress and no shoes on. I mean, I'm looking at her, but she can't *actually* be there.
"Are you pinching yourself?" she shouts through the glass. I look down at my wrist. Why yes, ... | I killed her so, I did-- she died,
And as the snow blew in, I heard "it's cold outside",
But colder in here, colder in here.
Colder by far in here, my dear.
..
The scratching at the window pane,
Driving me quickly insane,
It's darker in here, darker in here...
Darker by far in here, my dear.
..
Fingers of bon... | |
[WP] Someone has been using /r/WritingPrompts to get people to do their English homework. | Bill walked into Sophomore English class that morning with a smile on his face and a spring in his step. He smirked, rather proud of this scam that he had been pulling.
Last semester, he was failing English. He hated to read, and had no talent for writing. He simply didn't care; the written word was a joke to him, pa... | ''Mr. Colton please stay after class''
John Greymound was the english teacher at the South houston Highschool since summer last year and found himself angered and somewhat surprised when he read Daniel Colton's assignment.
''Everyone else can leave, don't forget homework this time. Yes, Jimmy, i'm talking to you''
Joh... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Red dust swirled in the the door as Satan stepped into the pub. The patrons fell silent save for a few hushed whispers. "Ayy mate you made it!" Yelled God across the room "come sit down". Satan took the stool next to God and sat down gesturing to the barman, "I'll have a pint of export mate". The bartender poured a gla... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | A peculiar thing happened the other day. Quite possibly the most peculiar thing to have ever happened in the history of ever. Let me explain…
It was four in the morning and I was just outside of Nevada. Some old shack of a bar fashioned from the remains of an old wooden caravan. I’d stopped for a few hours to rest my ... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | 'Well, if it isn't my incontinent old friend!' the Devil rasped with fiery spittle and a malicious snigger.
'Omnipotent, it's omnipotent!' squeaked the slightly nerdish, bespectacled geek nursing his blackberry tea in the corner.
'Seat taken, God of dorks?'
'Y..y.yyy'
'Good!' The turtle necked Beast sat himself down wi... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "As the snow flies...."
The lyrics to Elvis's song plays in the background, and I see the same lamented and harrowed faces around the bar. I always enjoy coming in at closing time. It's a time where if you are unfortunate enough to still be out and around, your moral belt has slipped to your ankles and you are ready ... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | He smiled at me. That same smile that I remembered from the old days. Nothing but warmth thinly veiling a vast ocean of rage that could spout out at a moments notice. At least he had calmed down quite a lot since the beginning. Having a kid really mellowed him out.
I sat down. Putting my hat on the bar next to m... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | 'You knew I was coming?'
God smiled and looked up at the small TV mounted above the bar. 'I always do.'
Satan grimaced and climbed onto the stool, breathing a heavy sigh as he wrapped his fingers around the glass.
'Been a while, Lu.'
He winced. 'I told you not to call me that...'
'What're fathers for?'
'Wouldn't ... | "Damn you." Satan sighed as she accepted the stool offered by the blue eyed wizard.
The old sage stroked his beard in a pondering sort of fashion.
"Damn you? I cant be damned? Im..."
Two ice cold mugs of ale slammed in front of the two visiting travelers. The bar keeper bellowed, "Two ice cold brewskies for the Magnif... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | A peculiar thing happened the other day. Quite possibly the most peculiar thing to have ever happened in the history of ever. Let me explain…
It was four in the morning and I was just outside of Nevada. Some old shack of a bar fashioned from the remains of an old wooden caravan. I’d stopped for a few hours to rest my ... | The door opened. The chilly draft that followed lifted a young woman's hair, and made her shiver. The figure who had opened it produced a markedly greater reaction, and the girl turned from him, the hairs on the back of her neck raised, and rapidly made to the bathroom.
He watched her go, one corner of his mouth curli... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | The door opened. The chilly draft that followed lifted a young woman's hair, and made her shiver. The figure who had opened it produced a markedly greater reaction, and the girl turned from him, the hairs on the back of her neck raised, and rapidly made to the bathroom.
He watched her go, one corner of his mouth curli... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "As the snow flies...."
The lyrics to Elvis's song plays in the background, and I see the same lamented and harrowed faces around the bar. I always enjoy coming in at closing time. It's a time where if you are unfortunate enough to still be out and around, your moral belt has slipped to your ankles and you are ready ... | The door opened. The chilly draft that followed lifted a young woman's hair, and made her shiver. The figure who had opened it produced a markedly greater reaction, and the girl turned from him, the hairs on the back of her neck raised, and rapidly made to the bathroom.
He watched her go, one corner of his mouth curli... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | The door opened. The chilly draft that followed lifted a young woman's hair, and made her shiver. The figure who had opened it produced a markedly greater reaction, and the girl turned from him, the hairs on the back of her neck raised, and rapidly made to the bathroom.
He watched her go, one corner of his mouth curli... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | The door opened. The chilly draft that followed lifted a young woman's hair, and made her shiver. The figure who had opened it produced a markedly greater reaction, and the girl turned from him, the hairs on the back of her neck raised, and rapidly made to the bathroom.
He watched her go, one corner of his mouth curli... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | A peculiar thing happened the other day. Quite possibly the most peculiar thing to have ever happened in the history of ever. Let me explain…
It was four in the morning and I was just outside of Nevada. Some old shack of a bar fashioned from the remains of an old wooden caravan. I’d stopped for a few hours to rest my ... | "Still trying to corrupt all those pieces of me, huh?" G says.
Clovenhoof looks over at him over his beer and nods quietly, "yeah, im still on it..."
"You know in the End, Im gonna have to put the hammer down and collect back all those pieces don't you? Youre just delaying the inevitable...", G nods back and takes a ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | "Still trying to corrupt all those pieces of me, huh?" G says.
Clovenhoof looks over at him over his beer and nods quietly, "yeah, im still on it..."
"You know in the End, Im gonna have to put the hammer down and collect back all those pieces don't you? Youre just delaying the inevitable...", G nods back and takes a ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "As the snow flies...."
The lyrics to Elvis's song plays in the background, and I see the same lamented and harrowed faces around the bar. I always enjoy coming in at closing time. It's a time where if you are unfortunate enough to still be out and around, your moral belt has slipped to your ankles and you are ready ... | "Still trying to corrupt all those pieces of me, huh?" G says.
Clovenhoof looks over at him over his beer and nods quietly, "yeah, im still on it..."
"You know in the End, Im gonna have to put the hammer down and collect back all those pieces don't you? Youre just delaying the inevitable...", G nods back and takes a ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | "Still trying to corrupt all those pieces of me, huh?" G says.
Clovenhoof looks over at him over his beer and nods quietly, "yeah, im still on it..."
"You know in the End, Im gonna have to put the hammer down and collect back all those pieces don't you? Youre just delaying the inevitable...", G nods back and takes a ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | "Still trying to corrupt all those pieces of me, huh?" G says.
Clovenhoof looks over at him over his beer and nods quietly, "yeah, im still on it..."
"You know in the End, Im gonna have to put the hammer down and collect back all those pieces don't you? Youre just delaying the inevitable...", G nods back and takes a ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | A peculiar thing happened the other day. Quite possibly the most peculiar thing to have ever happened in the history of ever. Let me explain…
It was four in the morning and I was just outside of Nevada. Some old shack of a bar fashioned from the remains of an old wooden caravan. I’d stopped for a few hours to rest my ... | Satan sits. The barkeeper brings his drink, a long island tea, wordlessly. Satan sips, then turns to face God. "Shall we have another go of it? Do you have another Job?"
God muses, "A Job, for you, the last one was tough, a lot of collateral damage. But I rewarded him, at the end, more of everything."
Satan sippled ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | Satan sits. The barkeeper brings his drink, a long island tea, wordlessly. Satan sips, then turns to face God. "Shall we have another go of it? Do you have another Job?"
God muses, "A Job, for you, the last one was tough, a lot of collateral damage. But I rewarded him, at the end, more of everything."
Satan sippled ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | Satan sits. The barkeeper brings his drink, a long island tea, wordlessly. Satan sips, then turns to face God. "Shall we have another go of it? Do you have another Job?"
God muses, "A Job, for you, the last one was tough, a lot of collateral damage. But I rewarded him, at the end, more of everything."
Satan sippled ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | A peculiar thing happened the other day. Quite possibly the most peculiar thing to have ever happened in the history of ever. Let me explain…
It was four in the morning and I was just outside of Nevada. Some old shack of a bar fashioned from the remains of an old wooden caravan. I’d stopped for a few hours to rest my ... | Satan and God are a wonderful pair.
One is a ruler, another's an heir.
As they sat in that bar at Stonebury Peak
Both their mouths opened and they started to speak.
You are my father, and I am your son.
It has been so since our time begun.
You're fallen, my son. But, well, you see
I'm glad you had broken yourself free... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | Satan and God are a wonderful pair.
One is a ruler, another's an heir.
As they sat in that bar at Stonebury Peak
Both their mouths opened and they started to speak.
You are my father, and I am your son.
It has been so since our time begun.
You're fallen, my son. But, well, you see
I'm glad you had broken yourself free... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | Satan and God are a wonderful pair.
One is a ruler, another's an heir.
As they sat in that bar at Stonebury Peak
Both their mouths opened and they started to speak.
You are my father, and I am your son.
It has been so since our time begun.
You're fallen, my son. But, well, you see
I'm glad you had broken yourself free... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | A peculiar thing happened the other day. Quite possibly the most peculiar thing to have ever happened in the history of ever. Let me explain…
It was four in the morning and I was just outside of Nevada. Some old shack of a bar fashioned from the remains of an old wooden caravan. I’d stopped for a few hours to rest my ... | As God sat among his creations he felt a strange presence engulf the room that no one else seemed to notice. He knew the presence all too well, and ordered an additional drink in preparation. The barkeep finished pouring a draft beer just as the door to the pub opened with slightly more force than normal.
God glanced ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | As God sat among his creations he felt a strange presence engulf the room that no one else seemed to notice. He knew the presence all too well, and ordered an additional drink in preparation. The barkeep finished pouring a draft beer just as the door to the pub opened with slightly more force than normal.
God glanced ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | As God sat among his creations he felt a strange presence engulf the room that no one else seemed to notice. He knew the presence all too well, and ordered an additional drink in preparation. The barkeep finished pouring a draft beer just as the door to the pub opened with slightly more force than normal.
God glanced ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | "Hi, Lucy"
I hate it when He calls me that. "Hi, *bleep*, it's been a while."
"Yup, miss you, the whole gang misses you."
Doubtful, but it's not like the Old Man to lie, against his nature. "That's nice, say hi to the band for me."
"You ready to come home yet?"
"Sure, Pops, just as soon as you move all the squatte... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | As he sat down, Satan smiled. A bottle of Negro Modelo slid down the bar top and came to rest right into his right hand. The suds fizzed and hissed as they rapidly were heated. Satan ran a hair through is blonde short hair as he took a long drain from the bottle.
'He' spoke First.
"Lucy, where have you been?", 'He' ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | A man dressed in a crisp black suit stepped into the bar. He took off his hat and gloves stuffing them into his pocket. "Bit early for a bear, ain't it?"
The man he was talking to - a scraggly, aged man, looking as if he was there to numb himself to the world's plight - spoke back without turning around. "It's five o'... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Luuuucy, look at you, you haven't changed a bit!" The man who spoke was jovial, and wore a basic white polo shirt over khaki pants. His face was old, but there was something indefinably youthful about his eyes.
"You know I hate that nickname. That joke has never been funny," said the man who was now pulling up a chai... | Lucifer appeared taken aback by the seemingly casual offer. Thousands of years, and this is how they meet again. "What do you want?" Lucifer said curtly, refusing to sit.
"Oh, well I was just checking on things, and thought I would drop in on you. It seems like you did a real number on the place." God chuckled to hims... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "As the snow flies...."
The lyrics to Elvis's song plays in the background, and I see the same lamented and harrowed faces around the bar. I always enjoy coming in at closing time. It's a time where if you are unfortunate enough to still be out and around, your moral belt has slipped to your ankles and you are ready ... | Red dust swirled in the the door as Satan stepped into the pub. The patrons fell silent save for a few hushed whispers. "Ayy mate you made it!" Yelled God across the room "come sit down". Satan took the stool next to God and sat down gesturing to the barman, "I'll have a pint of export mate". The bartender poured a gla... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | Red dust swirled in the the door as Satan stepped into the pub. The patrons fell silent save for a few hushed whispers. "Ayy mate you made it!" Yelled God across the room "come sit down". Satan took the stool next to God and sat down gesturing to the barman, "I'll have a pint of export mate". The bartender poured a gla... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | Red dust swirled in the the door as Satan stepped into the pub. The patrons fell silent save for a few hushed whispers. "Ayy mate you made it!" Yelled God across the room "come sit down". Satan took the stool next to God and sat down gesturing to the barman, "I'll have a pint of export mate". The bartender poured a gla... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | A peculiar thing happened the other day. Quite possibly the most peculiar thing to have ever happened in the history of ever. Let me explain…
It was four in the morning and I was just outside of Nevada. Some old shack of a bar fashioned from the remains of an old wooden caravan. I’d stopped for a few hours to rest my ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | In a quiet little no name town right off a half abandoned freeway yet squarely located in the middle of nowhere, an old neon sign buzzed and flickered weakly as more light was reflected in than made it though the dirty window.
Dust covered everything. Not exactly sand, though the place was a desert. It was much too fi... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | He smiled at me. That same smile that I remembered from the old days. Nothing but warmth thinly veiling a vast ocean of rage that could spout out at a moments notice. At least he had calmed down quite a lot since the beginning. Having a kid really mellowed him out.
I sat down. Putting my hat on the bar next to m... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | 'You knew I was coming?'
God smiled and looked up at the small TV mounted above the bar. 'I always do.'
Satan grimaced and climbed onto the stool, breathing a heavy sigh as he wrapped his fingers around the glass.
'Been a while, Lu.'
He winced. 'I told you not to call me that...'
'What're fathers for?'
'Wouldn't ... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | The air is tense with laughter and high spirits. People meet and greet as the music blares in the foreground. The air wreaks of perfume and cologn... and maybe just a dash of dignity lost. A crowd in the back shouts at a game of football at the front of the dive. A typical Saturday night in this particular dive. A... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | The music was thumping, yet still it was barely heard above the din of conversation punctured occasionally by loud laughter. It was one of the more unusual places He'd decided to visit on his occasions, but one that He felt needed more attention. For too long the mortals had twisted His word on love and understanding, ... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Welcome, Lou." God indicated the empty stool to his left.
A smile twitched the corner of Satan's lips. "Hey big guy," he responded. He moved instead to God's right, where a man sat slumped on the barstool, elbows resting on the bar.
"Excuse me, Dave, may I take this seat?" Satan asked politely. The man looked up, ey... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Why don't we talk for a little bit Satan? It's been a while." God said as he motioned to the empty stool to the side of him. Satan looked at his old rival cautiously, an expression that one would give a childhood bully offering a hug, but accepted the offer silently.
"I have to give you credit, you do pull of your s... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | For as long as humanity has been... well, humanity... people have gathered to enjoy the effects of ethanol. Amphorae of wine, left over from long-finished Roman parties, have fetched enormously high prices at modern auctions. Skeins of mead salvaged from Viking longhouses are similarly prized amongst connoisseurs. Egyp... | The air filled his lungs.
The pressure was uncomfortable against his full gut. Pizza was always like that. Of course, beer didn’t help.
Not that it really mattered. The whole thing was an angst of the physical. He’d be rid of it soon enough. But it was good enough to get to know his creations. The pains were… s... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | 'Well, if it isn't my incontinent old friend!' the Devil rasped with fiery spittle and a malicious snigger.
'Omnipotent, it's omnipotent!' squeaked the slightly nerdish, bespectacled geek nursing his blackberry tea in the corner.
'Seat taken, God of dorks?'
'Y..y.yyy'
'Good!' The turtle necked Beast sat himself down wi... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | 'Well, if it isn't my incontinent old friend!' the Devil rasped with fiery spittle and a malicious snigger.
'Omnipotent, it's omnipotent!' squeaked the slightly nerdish, bespectacled geek nursing his blackberry tea in the corner.
'Seat taken, God of dorks?'
'Y..y.yyy'
'Good!' The turtle necked Beast sat himself down wi... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | "As the snow flies...."
The lyrics to Elvis's song plays in the background, and I see the same lamented and harrowed faces around the bar. I always enjoy coming in at closing time. It's a time where if you are unfortunate enough to still be out and around, your moral belt has slipped to your ankles and you are ready ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | "As the snow flies...."
The lyrics to Elvis's song plays in the background, and I see the same lamented and harrowed faces around the bar. I always enjoy coming in at closing time. It's a time where if you are unfortunate enough to still be out and around, your moral belt has slipped to your ankles and you are ready ... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | In a quiet little no name town right off a half abandoned freeway yet squarely located in the middle of nowhere, an old neon sign buzzed and flickered weakly as more light was reflected in than made it though the dirty window.
Dust covered everything. Not exactly sand, though the place was a desert. It was much too fi... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | He smiled at me. That same smile that I remembered from the old days. Nothing but warmth thinly veiling a vast ocean of rage that could spout out at a moments notice. At least he had calmed down quite a lot since the beginning. Having a kid really mellowed him out.
I sat down. Putting my hat on the bar next to m... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | 'You knew I was coming?'
God smiled and looked up at the small TV mounted above the bar. 'I always do.'
Satan grimaced and climbed onto the stool, breathing a heavy sigh as he wrapped his fingers around the glass.
'Been a while, Lu.'
He winced. 'I told you not to call me that...'
'What're fathers for?'
'Wouldn't ... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | The air is tense with laughter and high spirits. People meet and greet as the music blares in the foreground. The air wreaks of perfume and cologn... and maybe just a dash of dignity lost. A crowd in the back shouts at a game of football at the front of the dive. A typical Saturday night in this particular dive. A... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | The music was thumping, yet still it was barely heard above the din of conversation punctured occasionally by loud laughter. It was one of the more unusual places He'd decided to visit on his occasions, but one that He felt needed more attention. For too long the mortals had twisted His word on love and understanding, ... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Welcome, Lou." God indicated the empty stool to his left.
A smile twitched the corner of Satan's lips. "Hey big guy," he responded. He moved instead to God's right, where a man sat slumped on the barstool, elbows resting on the bar.
"Excuse me, Dave, may I take this seat?" Satan asked politely. The man looked up, ey... | My favourite bar, the one place left on earth that hadn't been reached by her touch. It was the smell, brought me back to the early days before everything turned. The bartender John been there for 50years i liked that, i may have influenced his lifespan to keep this going. Not that he recognises me, it's more fun to ch... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | In a quiet little no name town right off a half abandoned freeway yet squarely located in the middle of nowhere, an old neon sign buzzed and flickered weakly as more light was reflected in than made it though the dirty window.
Dust covered everything. Not exactly sand, though the place was a desert. It was much too fi... | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | He smiled at me. That same smile that I remembered from the old days. Nothing but warmth thinly veiling a vast ocean of rage that could spout out at a moments notice. At least he had calmed down quite a lot since the beginning. Having a kid really mellowed him out.
I sat down. Putting my hat on the bar next to m... | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | 'You knew I was coming?'
God smiled and looked up at the small TV mounted above the bar. 'I always do.'
Satan grimaced and climbed onto the stool, breathing a heavy sigh as he wrapped his fingers around the glass.
'Been a while, Lu.'
He winced. 'I told you not to call me that...'
'What're fathers for?'
'Wouldn't ... | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | The music was thumping, yet still it was barely heard above the din of conversation punctured occasionally by loud laughter. It was one of the more unusual places He'd decided to visit on his occasions, but one that He felt needed more attention. For too long the mortals had twisted His word on love and understanding, ... | When he beckoned me over, I instantly forgot my grudge, call me crazy but just seeing him after so long made me feel good inside. I sat next to him and looked forward at the bottles on the shelves, I smiled noting that I had helped to create several of them. I took the beer bottle into my hand and drank it knowing God'... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | Part One (part two may follow)
Satan slides smoothly onto the bar stood, letting out a sigh as he makes himself comfortable, unbuttoning his expensive looking jacket.
“It wasn’t hard to find you. A creature of habit and all that” he said.
God glanced across and said nothing, swirling the drink in front of him.
Th... | In a quiet little no name town right off a half abandoned freeway yet squarely located in the middle of nowhere, an old neon sign buzzed and flickered weakly as more light was reflected in than made it though the dirty window.
Dust covered everything. Not exactly sand, though the place was a desert. It was much too fi... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | "Light beer" said the Creator when the bartender finally cast his attention towards the end of the bar.
"Double margarita, extra salt!" snapped the angel who was loved once, above all others.
The Almighty blew air gingerly on the head of his glass, taking a long pull once the foam had subsided. "How are things?"
... | In a quiet little no name town right off a half abandoned freeway yet squarely located in the middle of nowhere, an old neon sign buzzed and flickered weakly as more light was reflected in than made it though the dirty window.
Dust covered everything. Not exactly sand, though the place was a desert. It was much too fi... | |
[WP] Satan and God both occasionally come to Earth in human form, Satan to corrupt souls, God to relax and observe his creation. One day, Satan walks into a pub, and sees God (in human form) sitting at the bar. God looks at Satan, slides a beer over to him, and indicates the empty stool to his left | 'You knew I was coming?'
God smiled and looked up at the small TV mounted above the bar. 'I always do.'
Satan grimaced and climbed onto the stool, breathing a heavy sigh as he wrapped his fingers around the glass.
'Been a while, Lu.'
He winced. 'I told you not to call me that...'
'What're fathers for?'
'Wouldn't ... | In a quiet little no name town right off a half abandoned freeway yet squarely located in the middle of nowhere, an old neon sign buzzed and flickered weakly as more light was reflected in than made it though the dirty window.
Dust covered everything. Not exactly sand, though the place was a desert. It was much too fi... |
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