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Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | The president received the Spreadsheet in an email. To her personal email, not the official one that nobody actually checks. Untraceable, and they tried their best to trace it.
Nobody seemed interested in the Spreadsheet itself, not at first, not except the president. She didn't tell anyone at the time, but she was cu... | Of *course* it was me to go last.
My biggest connection is that to society, the people I love and care for.
My wife, my children, my parents.
When the date came out, my job at NASA officially ended.
Everybody just sort of... gave up? I mean, no work happened. People even covered the countdown timer just to not be... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | I couldn't stay out of the public eye for weeks on end. Everyone and their mother had the burning question as to why I got to live an extra day longer then everyone else in the vast majority of those whose tombstones were inscribed with the date "August 26, 2025." All of this panic and frenzy was caused by one simple m... | Of *course* it was me to go last.
My biggest connection is that to society, the people I love and care for.
My wife, my children, my parents.
When the date came out, my job at NASA officially ended.
Everybody just sort of... gave up? I mean, no work happened. People even covered the countdown timer just to not be... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | I sip my coffee and stare at the pictures on the wall.
Janie's date written in blue Sharpie just under her face, and Ethan's in black. My third of the portrait remains spotless, but I always had a red marker sitting on the kitchen table, just in case some freak accident should tear me from this world before my time.
... | Of *course* it was me to go last.
My biggest connection is that to society, the people I love and care for.
My wife, my children, my parents.
When the date came out, my job at NASA officially ended.
Everybody just sort of... gave up? I mean, no work happened. People even covered the countdown timer just to not be... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | They made me go on the evening news when it was discovered. They made me sit in stifling lights in face-powder and ponder on the fate of the World. How I thought it was going to happen. Even though I'm a car mechanic, for Christ's sake.
An asteroid, I said the first time. An asteroid crashes into Earth while I'm on on... | After having barely survived the past 24 hours, the last thought that went through my head as my beleaguered vessel, barely afloat and fast sinking, crept westward through the raging storms across longitude 180 east at midnight was, "Well, that explains that." |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | The president received the Spreadsheet in an email. To her personal email, not the official one that nobody actually checks. Untraceable, and they tried their best to trace it.
Nobody seemed interested in the Spreadsheet itself, not at first, not except the president. She didn't tell anyone at the time, but she was cu... | After having barely survived the past 24 hours, the last thought that went through my head as my beleaguered vessel, barely afloat and fast sinking, crept westward through the raging storms across longitude 180 east at midnight was, "Well, that explains that." |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | They made me go on the evening news when it was discovered. They made me sit in stifling lights in face-powder and ponder on the fate of the World. How I thought it was going to happen. Even though I'm a car mechanic, for Christ's sake.
An asteroid, I said the first time. An asteroid crashes into Earth while I'm on on... | #WIP: saving for the night, can't figure where to go after here. CC welcome.#
Terry teased the morning's coffee out of his favorite mug, reclined even further into his Laz-E-Boy, and let himself be consumed into the living room much the way an unfortunately curious spider learns of Venus Fly Traps. Terry had never bee... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | They made me go on the evening news when it was discovered. They made me sit in stifling lights in face-powder and ponder on the fate of the World. How I thought it was going to happen. Even though I'm a car mechanic, for Christ's sake.
An asteroid, I said the first time. An asteroid crashes into Earth while I'm on on... | Fuckin' Mondays right? Of course the day everyones clock ends is on a monday.
But I had my plans set for the day. I was already pretty alone. My parents clocks hit zero a few years ago and my sisters was cut off last year. The clocks actually are beneficial in a way. They let you prepare for whats going to happen. it... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | They made me go on the evening news when it was discovered. They made me sit in stifling lights in face-powder and ponder on the fate of the World. How I thought it was going to happen. Even though I'm a car mechanic, for Christ's sake.
An asteroid, I said the first time. An asteroid crashes into Earth while I'm on on... | Captain Flint ran a thumb over the small photograph again. His four year old daughter's face beamed from the crinkled glossy paper. He had taken the assignment rather reluctantly; it was a solo trip to collect some data, replenish supplies, and facilitate information exchanges. It was a two year trip, one he had hoped ... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | The world was going to end on August 26th, 2025. Thanks to the death clocks, this had been known for years. Everyone got tested. Everyone had their clock. The world was going to end and that was that. One day, I had noticed something strange. I had one more day than everyone else. I was going to spend my last day alive... | "Follow me through"
Here we go again. I'm going to receive the same set of questions I normally do when somebody finds out that my cut-off date is always after theirs, as if I know the fucking answer.
I proceed through a ceramic stone doorway into a long, empty and eerie hall.
"The door to your left, he'll be wait... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. |     When every child is born, they're given a MorteMuetes Inc. Death Detector chip, which is injected into the nape of the neck and uses nanites to merge with the baby's nervous system, and using a predictive algorithm, projects their date of death. It updates itself daily, taking i... | "Follow me through"
Here we go again. I'm going to receive the same set of questions I normally do when somebody finds out that my cut-off date is always after theirs, as if I know the fucking answer.
I proceed through a ceramic stone doorway into a long, empty and eerie hall.
"The door to your left, he'll be wait... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | The president received the Spreadsheet in an email. To her personal email, not the official one that nobody actually checks. Untraceable, and they tried their best to trace it.
Nobody seemed interested in the Spreadsheet itself, not at first, not except the president. She didn't tell anyone at the time, but she was cu... | "Follow me through"
Here we go again. I'm going to receive the same set of questions I normally do when somebody finds out that my cut-off date is always after theirs, as if I know the fucking answer.
I proceed through a ceramic stone doorway into a long, empty and eerie hall.
"The door to your left, he'll be wait... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | I couldn't stay out of the public eye for weeks on end. Everyone and their mother had the burning question as to why I got to live an extra day longer then everyone else in the vast majority of those whose tombstones were inscribed with the date "August 26, 2025." All of this panic and frenzy was caused by one simple m... | "Follow me through"
Here we go again. I'm going to receive the same set of questions I normally do when somebody finds out that my cut-off date is always after theirs, as if I know the fucking answer.
I proceed through a ceramic stone doorway into a long, empty and eerie hall.
"The door to your left, he'll be wait... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. |     When every child is born, they're given a MorteMuetes Inc. Death Detector chip, which is injected into the nape of the neck and uses nanites to merge with the baby's nervous system, and using a predictive algorithm, projects their date of death. It updates itself daily, taking i... | The world was going to end on August 26th, 2025. Thanks to the death clocks, this had been known for years. Everyone got tested. Everyone had their clock. The world was going to end and that was that. One day, I had noticed something strange. I had one more day than everyone else. I was going to spend my last day alive... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | The president received the Spreadsheet in an email. To her personal email, not the official one that nobody actually checks. Untraceable, and they tried their best to trace it.
Nobody seemed interested in the Spreadsheet itself, not at first, not except the president. She didn't tell anyone at the time, but she was cu... | The world was going to end on August 26th, 2025. Thanks to the death clocks, this had been known for years. Everyone got tested. Everyone had their clock. The world was going to end and that was that. One day, I had noticed something strange. I had one more day than everyone else. I was going to spend my last day alive... |
Edit: You guys are freaking great. | [WP] Countdown clocks give the date of death of the owner. It is discovered that everyone's clocks cut off before or on August 26th, 2025. Yours cuts off on the 27th. | The president received the Spreadsheet in an email. To her personal email, not the official one that nobody actually checks. Untraceable, and they tried their best to trace it.
Nobody seemed interested in the Spreadsheet itself, not at first, not except the president. She didn't tell anyone at the time, but she was cu... |     When every child is born, they're given a MorteMuetes Inc. Death Detector chip, which is injected into the nape of the neck and uses nanites to merge with the baby's nervous system, and using a predictive algorithm, projects their date of death. It updates itself daily, taking i... |
swear jar that needs money taken out of it | [WP] You buy a jar. Then you find out that everytime you swear, a dollar appears inside it. | I found this cool jar the other day. For some reason every time I said a curse word, a dollar of the current location was materialized. I couldn't understand why all of a sudden, these strange uniformed men came along and [REDACTED]
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I woke up in [REDACTED]. Fucking [REDACTED]
| I sit in my room with the magical jar... Why wouldn't I just curse the night away?
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..."
I go on for hours until the dollars start overflowing out of the jar.
What else would you do with a jar that gives you money for cursing. On and on and on and on.
I am rich. |
swear jar that needs money taken out of it | [WP] You buy a jar. Then you find out that everytime you swear, a dollar appears inside it. | "And that's how I paid off my student debt. And got this house. And that car. And those things I wanted. What can I say? Swearing's always been my fuckin' strong suit." | I sit in my room with the magical jar... Why wouldn't I just curse the night away?
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..."
I go on for hours until the dollars start overflowing out of the jar.
What else would you do with a jar that gives you money for cursing. On and on and on and on.
I am rich. |
swear jar that needs money taken out of it | [WP] You buy a jar. Then you find out that everytime you swear, a dollar appears inside it. | My dirty mouth had always been something I needed to work on. For what felt like the first time since I was old enough to curse I had actually gone a few days without swearing once. For something so small, I was actually pretty proud of myself.
Then, one morning after an entire swear-free week, this plain jar ended up... | I sit in my room with the magical jar... Why wouldn't I just curse the night away?
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..."
I go on for hours until the dollars start overflowing out of the jar.
What else would you do with a jar that gives you money for cursing. On and on and on and on.
I am rich. |
swear jar that needs money taken out of it | [WP] You buy a jar. Then you find out that everytime you swear, a dollar appears inside it. | My dirty mouth had always been something I needed to work on. For what felt like the first time since I was old enough to curse I had actually gone a few days without swearing once. For something so small, I was actually pretty proud of myself.
Then, one morning after an entire swear-free week, this plain jar ended up... | I found this cool jar the other day. For some reason every time I said a curse word, a dollar of the current location was materialized. I couldn't understand why all of a sudden, these strange uniformed men came along and [REDACTED]
[REDACTED] ----------
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I woke up in [REDACTED]. Fucking [REDACTED]
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swear jar that needs money taken out of it | [WP] You buy a jar. Then you find out that everytime you swear, a dollar appears inside it. | My dirty mouth had always been something I needed to work on. For what felt like the first time since I was old enough to curse I had actually gone a few days without swearing once. For something so small, I was actually pretty proud of myself.
Then, one morning after an entire swear-free week, this plain jar ended up... | "And that's how I paid off my student debt. And got this house. And that car. And those things I wanted. What can I say? Swearing's always been my fuckin' strong suit." |
[WP] Pope Francis declares a holy war on ISIL, calling for a Tenth Crusade. | Francis stood, his knees still strained from the kneel he took in solemn worship for the last 5 hours. He looked up to the crucifix he prayed before and almost swore the same tears that stained his cheeks flowed from the eyes of the golden Lord before him. He always hated the adornment that surrounded him in the Vatica... | We stand prepared for battle, the air infused with violent tension as we focus on the Pope's words. The Vatican City is filled to the brim with freedom fighters from across the globe. Men and women alike display their military fatigues, each one with a Vatican flag embroidered on the left side of their chest. I assu... | |
[WP] Pope Francis declares a holy war on ISIL, calling for a Tenth Crusade. | They descended on the village. From his birds-eye view in the chopper, the 32nd Division of Divinity looked like a writhing mass of ants, peaking the top of the hill and flooding down the other side. The first shot rang out, followed by the chatter of automatic gunfire. The ants began to fall, the front line melting an... | We stand prepared for battle, the air infused with violent tension as we focus on the Pope's words. The Vatican City is filled to the brim with freedom fighters from across the globe. Men and women alike display their military fatigues, each one with a Vatican flag embroidered on the left side of their chest. I assu... | |
[WP] Pope Francis declares a holy war on ISIL, calling for a Tenth Crusade. | Francis stood, his knees still strained from the kneel he took in solemn worship for the last 5 hours. He looked up to the crucifix he prayed before and almost swore the same tears that stained his cheeks flowed from the eyes of the golden Lord before him. He always hated the adornment that surrounded him in the Vatica... | Francis held his arms up in silent praise much the same way he had as a young priest some 45 years ago. Although now he led not a humble parish, but the entirety of his faith in prayer. He stood at a makeshift altair in a sparce and sandy area. The monotonous landscape only broken by the occasional rock or desert weed ... | |
[WP] Pope Francis declares a holy war on ISIL, calling for a Tenth Crusade. | They descended on the village. From his birds-eye view in the chopper, the 32nd Division of Divinity looked like a writhing mass of ants, peaking the top of the hill and flooding down the other side. The first shot rang out, followed by the chatter of automatic gunfire. The ants began to fall, the front line melting an... | Francis held his arms up in silent praise much the same way he had as a young priest some 45 years ago. Although now he led not a humble parish, but the entirety of his faith in prayer. He stood at a makeshift altair in a sparce and sandy area. The monotonous landscape only broken by the occasional rock or desert weed ... | |
[WP] Pope Francis declares a holy war on ISIL, calling for a Tenth Crusade. | They descended on the village. From his birds-eye view in the chopper, the 32nd Division of Divinity looked like a writhing mass of ants, peaking the top of the hill and flooding down the other side. The first shot rang out, followed by the chatter of automatic gunfire. The ants began to fall, the front line melting an... | I prepped my troops. They were ready, I was ready. In a re-enactment of our ancestors, we wore knight's armor and were armed with swords of days of old. Thousands of us, spread across the land. I raised my sword and led the charge. We were charging toward Raqqa, ISIS' self proclaimed capital. Machine guns went off all ... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | Today was the day.
Rising from the primitive wooden frames topped by solid matter trapped in gas, covered with a thick layer of fabric known as a bed, You can't help but silently grumble about how utterly stupid human bodies are designed. True, evolution relies on astronomical leaps of chance - reliance on a member of... | I've seen the cruelty of men. I've survived the American civil war both world wars, encountered countless instances of slaughter and genocide. Seen entire species wiped off the face of the earth.
Today is special for me, you see, today I become recalled and I will give my report to the council. After a few hundred... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | "Look I know she's cheating on me. Just get me some photos and I'll pay you a thousand dollars, that's more then double your fee for a week long case. I'm sick of this broad I want her out of my life in the worst way." The old, fat, balding man said as he stood in front of Bob's desk.
Bob, or DazTranDolXin as he was ... | I've seen the cruelty of men. I've survived the American civil war both world wars, encountered countless instances of slaughter and genocide. Seen entire species wiped off the face of the earth.
Today is special for me, you see, today I become recalled and I will give my report to the council. After a few hundred... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | "Hello Fellow Human, How Was Your Weekend?"
I had adapted. Small talk, idle conversation, sports talk, I was a master of them *all*.
"I'm fine thanks Ted" my coworker replied, "What did you get up to?"
"I Watched The Football On The Television, I am Glad My Team Won, And I Accepted Nutrient Cooked On An Open Flame O... | I've seen the cruelty of men. I've survived the American civil war both world wars, encountered countless instances of slaughter and genocide. Seen entire species wiped off the face of the earth.
Today is special for me, you see, today I become recalled and I will give my report to the council. After a few hundred... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | I gave up on infiltrating earth to take it over a long time ago.
I’ll say that now to get it out of the way, I just want to make it clear that I’ve got no intention of taking this place over.
As I sit under the blazing hot cabana, I smile, right now I’m a mid 30’s man with short brown hair, a muscular body and a c... | I've seen the cruelty of men. I've survived the American civil war both world wars, encountered countless instances of slaughter and genocide. Seen entire species wiped off the face of the earth.
Today is special for me, you see, today I become recalled and I will give my report to the council. After a few hundred... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | "Hello Fellow Human, How Was Your Weekend?"
I had adapted. Small talk, idle conversation, sports talk, I was a master of them *all*.
"I'm fine thanks Ted" my coworker replied, "What did you get up to?"
"I Watched The Football On The Television, I am Glad My Team Won, And I Accepted Nutrient Cooked On An Open Flame O... | Surviving is hard. Surviving as the last of your race is much harder. Not that there's much pressure, as nobody else can put much pressure on me, but because of how isolating it can be.
That being said, I think the only reason I'm still alive is because of my isolation. I work in an office. I follow a strict s... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | "Hello Fellow Human, How Was Your Weekend?"
I had adapted. Small talk, idle conversation, sports talk, I was a master of them *all*.
"I'm fine thanks Ted" my coworker replied, "What did you get up to?"
"I Watched The Football On The Television, I am Glad My Team Won, And I Accepted Nutrient Cooked On An Open Flame O... | Today was the day.
Rising from the primitive wooden frames topped by solid matter trapped in gas, covered with a thick layer of fabric known as a bed, You can't help but silently grumble about how utterly stupid human bodies are designed. True, evolution relies on astronomical leaps of chance - reliance on a member of... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | "Look I know she's cheating on me. Just get me some photos and I'll pay you a thousand dollars, that's more then double your fee for a week long case. I'm sick of this broad I want her out of my life in the worst way." The old, fat, balding man said as he stood in front of Bob's desk.
Bob, or DazTranDolXin as he was ... | I miss my brothers and sisters. Their black blood stained the hands of the scientists that cut them open to try to discover how they worked. They had goals of recreating our active camouflage to use as a weapon in their pathetic wars.
I alone survived, and that was purely by accident. I vowed to take my vengeance... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | "Hello Fellow Human, How Was Your Weekend?"
I had adapted. Small talk, idle conversation, sports talk, I was a master of them *all*.
"I'm fine thanks Ted" my coworker replied, "What did you get up to?"
"I Watched The Football On The Television, I am Glad My Team Won, And I Accepted Nutrient Cooked On An Open Flame O... | I miss my brothers and sisters. Their black blood stained the hands of the scientists that cut them open to try to discover how they worked. They had goals of recreating our active camouflage to use as a weapon in their pathetic wars.
I alone survived, and that was purely by accident. I vowed to take my vengeance... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | I gave up on infiltrating earth to take it over a long time ago.
I’ll say that now to get it out of the way, I just want to make it clear that I’ve got no intention of taking this place over.
As I sit under the blazing hot cabana, I smile, right now I’m a mid 30’s man with short brown hair, a muscular body and a c... | I miss my brothers and sisters. Their black blood stained the hands of the scientists that cut them open to try to discover how they worked. They had goals of recreating our active camouflage to use as a weapon in their pathetic wars.
I alone survived, and that was purely by accident. I vowed to take my vengeance... | |
[WP] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world. They were all rooted out and killed. All except you. | "Hello Fellow Human, How Was Your Weekend?"
I had adapted. Small talk, idle conversation, sports talk, I was a master of them *all*.
"I'm fine thanks Ted" my coworker replied, "What did you get up to?"
"I Watched The Football On The Television, I am Glad My Team Won, And I Accepted Nutrient Cooked On An Open Flame O... | "Look I know she's cheating on me. Just get me some photos and I'll pay you a thousand dollars, that's more then double your fee for a week long case. I'm sick of this broad I want her out of my life in the worst way." The old, fat, balding man said as he stood in front of Bob's desk.
Bob, or DazTranDolXin as he was ... | |
[WP] An astronaut in the ISS realizes they are probably the last human alive | "Incoming videochat....."
Hopefully it was Houston to tell me what was actually happened yesterday. I floated towards the command module at the front of the station, catching a quick glimpse of our blue planet. So majestic it looked floating in the light of the sun. That was when it truly dawned on me that I was the ... | It turns out T. S. Elliot was wrong, the world did end with a bang. I know because I watched it unfold from 250 miles away. I've been watching it unfold for months though I never thought it would actually happen. Some pompous diplomat or careless official decided to press the big red button and now everything is fucke... | |
[WP] An astronaut in the ISS realizes they are probably the last human alive | "Incoming videochat....."
Hopefully it was Houston to tell me what was actually happened yesterday. I floated towards the command module at the front of the station, catching a quick glimpse of our blue planet. So majestic it looked floating in the light of the sun. That was when it truly dawned on me that I was the ... | November 10 2098
It was about one week ago I left for the first solo ISS mission. There is no one else here. The first few days went smoothly and according to plan. But on the fifth day, all communication to mission control was lost. And there was no lights from cities. I knew, for a fact, that I am the last human. Wh... | |
[WP] An astronaut in the ISS realizes they are probably the last human alive | "Incoming videochat....."
Hopefully it was Houston to tell me what was actually happened yesterday. I floated towards the command module at the front of the station, catching a quick glimpse of our blue planet. So majestic it looked floating in the light of the sun. That was when it truly dawned on me that I was the ... | "Hello? Houston? Anybody there?"
I had tried for the 50th time today. I thought it was a malfunction though, so I went to the captain's room. He wasn't there. I spent 4 and a half hours searching through the entire ship. Nobody was here. Not even in the storage rooms. It just didn't make any sense. They were here yeste... | |
[WP] You receive a bizarre text message from your SO. Over the course of the ensuing conversation/fight, you realize your SO is inadvertently texting you their inner thoughts. | It's just past 4am when I wake again. The hotel bed is comfortable, but something about being away from home keeps me from being properly settled. Squinting, I fumble for my phone.
"How many messages?!" I mutter in disbelief.
They're all from my husband, Mark. Something about the sheer volume of texts triggers a para... | **Jenny:** *hi Jake...* [Received]
**Jake:** *Hey babe...what's up?* [Sent]
**Jenny:** *i was thinking of staying home for xmas* [Received]
Jake furrowed his brow. Christmas was 4 months away.
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**Jenny:** *we've been going out for dinner lately* [Sent]
J... | |
[WP] You are living your day quietly, until you become very nauseous and start seeing flashbacks. Flashbacks of different lives you've had at different times in history | In my mid-twenties I had the most unusual experience. I had an episode that felt like I was living the lives of different people. Although at the same time I somehow knew these people were all me; like we live in a multiverse or something and I'm a freak that could experience their lives as vividly as mine.
“It was su... | I hear a crash and the last thing I see is the floor coming to meet me, and in an instant I am in a theatre. I am in pain, I recognise that, and the blood leaking from my head, the way it pooled on the wooden planks. I hear cries of "Mr. President!" and that is that.
I wake up in my bed. "Just another nightmare" I tel... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but you are going to Hell.
You're probably thinking one of three things right now:
* "What, me?! I've been a good [insert proper gender/species here] all my life!"
* "You must be mistaken; there isn't even a Hell to begin with."
* "Well, duh."
No matter which you're th... | "Pretty, pretty, pretty good!" says Larry David, opening the door to the 'smelly gates' of hell in the season opening for the tenth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
That was how season 10 began, and for many it was a sign that the series was going down the tubes.
"Yeah, the whole Satan thing was really dumb," says H... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but you are going to Hell.
You're probably thinking one of three things right now:
* "What, me?! I've been a good [insert proper gender/species here] all my life!"
* "You must be mistaken; there isn't even a Hell to begin with."
* "Well, duh."
No matter which you're th... | I opened my eyes to find myself in a line. I was almost in the back of said line, but not quite. In fact, it was the most curious thing. As I watched, more and more people appeared, eyes opening and surprise lighting up their faces.
The line had moved forward without me noticing, and I hastened to catch up. My surrou... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | Who knew civil service would pay off like this?
"Good morning, Mr. Monassis." Now I knew who the well-dressed man shaking my hand was. I can't really explain how I knew to those of you reading this who are still alive. Suffice it to say there's kind of a psychic commentary track in the afterlife that feeds you informa... | Here I lie on my deathbed, and I don’t have a single person who cares about me by my side. What a perfect end to an utterly disappointing life. And the last thing my eyes will ever see is this old hag that’s been masquerading for the past 70 years as my wife. God knows she couldn’t miss the day they pull the plug on my... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | I don't remember dying. As I have come to learn, this is fairly common. One moment I was sitting in front of my computer and moments later I found myself standing in line. I had lost time before. My mind had been deteriorating for years. Suddenly finding myself in an unfamiliar location had become so common that it too... | Here I lie on my deathbed, and I don’t have a single person who cares about me by my side. What a perfect end to an utterly disappointing life. And the last thing my eyes will ever see is this old hag that’s been masquerading for the past 70 years as my wife. God knows she couldn’t miss the day they pull the plug on my... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | Tony didn't mind waking up in hell. Sure, there were lakes of lava here and there, a couple of poison ivy fields where slaves were whipped into harvesting them barehanded, and a giant three-headed dog barking at anyone who whined about being in hell, but he was very aware he *deserved* to end up here. After all he was ... | Satan walks up to me confused and bewildered.
"Let me see your card" he demands in a hellish voice
"My.. What?" I respond, equally confused
"Oh yea, your a new guy, your card, it looks like a credit card, should be in your left pocket" The lord of the lake fire explains
I search my pocket and find a red credit car... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | Who knew civil service would pay off like this?
"Good morning, Mr. Monassis." Now I knew who the well-dressed man shaking my hand was. I can't really explain how I knew to those of you reading this who are still alive. Suffice it to say there's kind of a psychic commentary track in the afterlife that feeds you informa... | Satan walks up to me confused and bewildered.
"Let me see your card" he demands in a hellish voice
"My.. What?" I respond, equally confused
"Oh yea, your a new guy, your card, it looks like a credit card, should be in your left pocket" The lord of the lake fire explains
I search my pocket and find a red credit car... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | I don't remember dying. As I have come to learn, this is fairly common. One moment I was sitting in front of my computer and moments later I found myself standing in line. I had lost time before. My mind had been deteriorating for years. Suddenly finding myself in an unfamiliar location had become so common that it too... | Satan walks up to me confused and bewildered.
"Let me see your card" he demands in a hellish voice
"My.. What?" I respond, equally confused
"Oh yea, your a new guy, your card, it looks like a credit card, should be in your left pocket" The lord of the lake fire explains
I search my pocket and find a red credit car... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | Who knew civil service would pay off like this?
"Good morning, Mr. Monassis." Now I knew who the well-dressed man shaking my hand was. I can't really explain how I knew to those of you reading this who are still alive. Suffice it to say there's kind of a psychic commentary track in the afterlife that feeds you informa... | Tony didn't mind waking up in hell. Sure, there were lakes of lava here and there, a couple of poison ivy fields where slaves were whipped into harvesting them barehanded, and a giant three-headed dog barking at anyone who whined about being in hell, but he was very aware he *deserved* to end up here. After all he was ... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | I don't remember dying. As I have come to learn, this is fairly common. One moment I was sitting in front of my computer and moments later I found myself standing in line. I had lost time before. My mind had been deteriorating for years. Suddenly finding myself in an unfamiliar location had become so common that it too... | Tony didn't mind waking up in hell. Sure, there were lakes of lava here and there, a couple of poison ivy fields where slaves were whipped into harvesting them barehanded, and a giant three-headed dog barking at anyone who whined about being in hell, but he was very aware he *deserved* to end up here. After all he was ... | |
[WP] Suffering is a form of currency in Hell. The more you suffer in life the richer you are in the afterlife. You, a normal person arriving in hell find out that you're one of the richest person in Hell and worth more then Satan. | Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he liked to be called, woke with a start. There was a stench of sulfur in the air and in the distance he could hear wails of countless tormented voices.
Well this wasn't the hospital again that was for sure. That incompetent Dr. Hibbert couldn't even keep himself away from the laughing gas f... | I was beginning to black out when it happened. That day hadn't been the best day of my life, and it just so happened that it had been my last. At precisely 2:23pm and 37 seconds past, after burning my hands on overcooked fried chicken, I was hit by three falling beer barrels that had rolled off of a Heineken truck, of ... | |
e.g. in a race you'll always place second, in a torneyment you'll be second best, in a single tennis/chess match you'll always lose. if there's two other scientists... you get the picture | [wp]No matter what you're doing, you're always the second best there. | It all started years ago when I was still a child. Whatever I was doing, I was always second: at school, in sports, video games or even with friends. Not that I wasn’t good enough to be first, but there was always someone beyond me. At one point, my friends even called me The Secondest, which meant everything.
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[WP] Write here what you want to tell her/him because you can't in real life. | I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you're alive. I'm sorry I can't and haven't been there for you like I wish I could have been. I'm sorry you were an accident, sorry that I wish you were never born. It's not your fault, it's mine.
You'll probably grow up to hate me, just like your mother does. You'll probably grow up to hat... | To my best friend,
It's not that I *can't* tell you. It's that the task is so immensely difficult.
I don't know how else to describe it.
It's like being trapped in a hole that I started digging the moment people in my life started telling me the way that I was supposed to be. Then as soon as I realized I wasn't like... | |
[WP] Write here what you want to tell her/him because you can't in real life. | I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you're alive. I'm sorry I can't and haven't been there for you like I wish I could have been. I'm sorry you were an accident, sorry that I wish you were never born. It's not your fault, it's mine.
You'll probably grow up to hate me, just like your mother does. You'll probably grow up to hat... | I think about you often. I can only imagine what you look like all these years later. I remember you the way you looked when I last saw you. Just you.
I remember how you smell and taste. I remember the fun we had dancing around and how young I was to all of this. I got to be the serious one and I think that bothere... | |
[WP] the individuals that signed up to be part of the Mars colony are now looking back at earth knowing they made the correct choice. | Tina Langston, Barry Lomero, Teji Nakiyama, and Anjl Leonard always dreamed of being explorers. For them there was always a fascination to being on the frontier of something; of being the first. Such an aspiration wasn’t necessarily for the potential accolades that would come with being the first humans to settle on th... | Year - 2046
Aboard the USC - Hermes
The panoramic view of the viewport attracted many onlookers, partially because of its bubble-like quality and it's proximity to the central hub of the ship which on occasion would be filled like a cup with the aromas of exotic foods. However, the main reason so many lingered by th... | |
[WP] Humanity sends a generation ship to a nearby inhabitable planet, destined to arrive in 300 years. 50 years after, light speed travel is discovered. The planet is colonized 245 years before the generation ship arrives. | There was an announcement made to us that "the ship" would be arriving today.
A three hundred year journey with the intent of establishing a colony for us Humans. They were bringing all the supplies needed to create something new. We were looking forward to welcoming them so we could surprise them with how far we hav... | It had already been two weeks since contact was made. Two weeks of endless interviews that felt like interrogations. The daily regiment of rations and vaccinations, while a welcome change from the limited options a generation ship can provide over 300 years, made Maurice wonder if there were any diseases left in humani... | |
[WP] Humanity sends a generation ship to a nearby inhabitable planet, destined to arrive in 300 years. 50 years after, light speed travel is discovered. The planet is colonized 245 years before the generation ship arrives. | There was an announcement made to us that "the ship" would be arriving today.
A three hundred year journey with the intent of establishing a colony for us Humans. They were bringing all the supplies needed to create something new. We were looking forward to welcoming them so we could surprise them with how far we hav... | It had taken twelve years for the first human colonists to feel at home on Hestia, and the first children were born only one year after that. Those children were the first settlers on a grand frontier, the limits of which were enough as to be non-existent. One hundred years later after the birth of the first generatio... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | Despite the grandeur of his genius, The Riemann Hypothesis remained elusive for the first three months. His breakthrough came nearly at the beginning of the fourth night, surprisingly early in what was normally a four-hour long marathon of thought.
In a seemingly scripted flash of insight, the tangled lines of reason... | Darrel sat at his desk, tapping his foot impatiently. In the moments before, he always got nervous. Every month on the same night, fear and anxiety would always consume him and his thoughts would be consumed by one burning question: What if it doesn’t work this time?
He glanced at the clock. 7:44PM. Almost time. He gl... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | Darrel sat at his desk, tapping his foot impatiently. In the moments before, he always got nervous. Every month on the same night, fear and anxiety would always consume him and his thoughts would be consumed by one burning question: What if it doesn’t work this time?
He glanced at the clock. 7:44PM. Almost time. He gl... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | One night a month just isn't enough.
Darrell knew on these nights something changed, he could feel it come upon him. He would start the day in his normal routine, except the static was at a minimum. And as the day went on the static faded until dusk. At dusk, his mind would clear; and his work would begin.
Years of ... | Darrel sat at his desk, tapping his foot impatiently. In the moments before, he always got nervous. Every month on the same night, fear and anxiety would always consume him and his thoughts would be consumed by one burning question: What if it doesn’t work this time?
He glanced at the clock. 7:44PM. Almost time. He gl... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | Despite the grandeur of his genius, The Riemann Hypothesis remained elusive for the first three months. His breakthrough came nearly at the beginning of the fourth night, surprisingly early in what was normally a four-hour long marathon of thought.
In a seemingly scripted flash of insight, the tangled lines of reason... | Chapter 1- The Professor
Professor Bourbaki was puzzled. In of itself, this was nothing new. Being a research mathematician got you used to a puzzle or two. What was new was the doubt. Doubt that they wanted to find the answer to “who is doing this”?
Who would break into the department in the middle of the night, onl... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | Chapter 1- The Professor
Professor Bourbaki was puzzled. In of itself, this was nothing new. Being a research mathematician got you used to a puzzle or two. What was new was the doubt. Doubt that they wanted to find the answer to “who is doing this”?
Who would break into the department in the middle of the night, onl... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | One night a month just isn't enough.
Darrell knew on these nights something changed, he could feel it come upon him. He would start the day in his normal routine, except the static was at a minimum. And as the day went on the static faded until dusk. At dusk, his mind would clear; and his work would begin.
Years of ... | Chapter 1- The Professor
Professor Bourbaki was puzzled. In of itself, this was nothing new. Being a research mathematician got you used to a puzzle or two. What was new was the doubt. Doubt that they wanted to find the answer to “who is doing this”?
Who would break into the department in the middle of the night, onl... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | Despite the grandeur of his genius, The Riemann Hypothesis remained elusive for the first three months. His breakthrough came nearly at the beginning of the fourth night, surprisingly early in what was normally a four-hour long marathon of thought.
In a seemingly scripted flash of insight, the tangled lines of reason... | Darrell's laboratory/workshop stood unused most of the time. He'd found through trial and error that if he went in there when in his normal state, he'd invariably end up breaking something.
Not tonight, though. Tonight was a full moon. And when the moon was full, Darrell's mind expanded. He could see everything, think... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | Darrell's laboratory/workshop stood unused most of the time. He'd found through trial and error that if he went in there when in his normal state, he'd invariably end up breaking something.
Not tonight, though. Tonight was a full moon. And when the moon was full, Darrell's mind expanded. He could see everything, think... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | One night a month just isn't enough.
Darrell knew on these nights something changed, he could feel it come upon him. He would start the day in his normal routine, except the static was at a minimum. And as the day went on the static faded until dusk. At dusk, his mind would clear; and his work would begin.
Years of ... | Darrell's laboratory/workshop stood unused most of the time. He'd found through trial and error that if he went in there when in his normal state, he'd invariably end up breaking something.
Not tonight, though. Tonight was a full moon. And when the moon was full, Darrell's mind expanded. He could see everything, think... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | Darrell sat at his computer chair, his hand throbbing like a son of a bitch where that weirdo had bitten him. And then that creep had stuffed a piece of paper into Darrell's pocket, before running away. What the hell was that about? It made no sense, and Darrell couldn't figure out what the heck it all meant. Maybe tha... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | One night a month just isn't enough.
Darrell knew on these nights something changed, he could feel it come upon him. He would start the day in his normal routine, except the static was at a minimum. And as the day went on the static faded until dusk. At dusk, his mind would clear; and his work would begin.
Years of ... | Darrell sat at his computer chair, his hand throbbing like a son of a bitch where that weirdo had bitten him. And then that creep had stuffed a piece of paper into Darrell's pocket, before running away. What the hell was that about? It made no sense, and Darrell couldn't figure out what the heck it all meant. Maybe tha... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | Darrell had been working himself up on the drive over, his brain reaching a satisfying simmering like a pink poached egg.
Righteous anger has ways of sneaking into the best of people but with Darrell once it was in it couldn't break out of his thick skull if it tried. Right now it was scratching tallies to mark the da... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | His fingers skimmed over the spines of the books on the library's shelf. A shelf containing books on early philosophy, modern physics, and various other various mathematics and robotics manuals. His library was quaint, but adequate. He wasn't the smartest man in the world everyday, in fact no day at all. He was a were-... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | "Ah-ha! Derrell, *today* is the day!"
The first waking second of my day came as an epiphany, as second Tuesdays always do. My dreams sleepily amalgamate into ideas and ideas coalesce into actionable reality as I am finally on the 5th mensiversary of my *infection* capable of achieving... Well, anything really. For I a... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | "Except this night. This night, he's not going to help a third world country figure out its hunger problems or the CIA track down the mass murderer who's been on the run for the last decade. And he'll be damned if he's helping Bon Jovi again. So what's he going to do this night? This night he's going to do something sp... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | "Why?! Why must you do this?!" Darrell shouted to no one in particular. "I could unravel the mysteries of the cosmos, but for your meddling!"
Before him stood the still-smoldering remains of his clothes, which had been stuffed into a bucket and set aflame prior to his transformation. A crudely scrawled note lay be... | He could always tell it was that time of the month when the poster on the wall begin to mean something. First he noticed there was a poster. Then he noticed the poster had an image of a cat , as well as shapes and colors on it. Then the shapes and colors turned into ... letters. And then words.
Every month it was a bi... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | One night a month just isn't enough.
Darrell knew on these nights something changed, he could feel it come upon him. He would start the day in his normal routine, except the static was at a minimum. And as the day went on the static faded until dusk. At dusk, his mind would clear; and his work would begin.
Years of ... | "How do you do what you do?" A giddy reporter exclaimed, visibly in shock she had found the smartest man in the world. "Does the traveling help?"
"Well let's just say that it's important to not fall behind and to not get too far ahead. It's important to be where the magic is at the right time. It's a balance." Todd sa... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | i like to walk about
sometimes i do at nite
but once there was a small man
who come gave me a bite
i not know why he did this?
dont know why he not friend???
i think sometimes that bite can change me...
However, it's troublesome to pinpoint when. | "How do you do what you do?" A giddy reporter exclaimed, visibly in shock she had found the smartest man in the world. "Does the traveling help?"
"Well let's just say that it's important to not fall behind and to not get too far ahead. It's important to be where the magic is at the right time. It's a balance." Todd sa... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | **[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time.**
>Two months ago, Darrell was the typical nerd you would come across at a comic book store. He'd quote memes that he ... | "How do you do what you do?" A giddy reporter exclaimed, visibly in shock she had found the smartest man in the world. "Does the traveling help?"
"Well let's just say that it's important to not fall behind and to not get too far ahead. It's important to be where the magic is at the right time. It's a balance." Todd sa... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | I like to go to the coffee shop down on the corner each day. The coffee shop is below a big gray building with red letters. The man who guards the gray building door has a gun that he has on his belt. He smiles at me every day. The coffee shop has green muffins that I like and Alisha is very nice to me when some people... | "How do you do what you do?" A giddy reporter exclaimed, visibly in shock she had found the smartest man in the world. "Does the traveling help?"
"Well let's just say that it's important to not fall behind and to not get too far ahead. It's important to be where the magic is at the right time. It's a balance." Todd sa... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | One night a month just isn't enough.
Darrell knew on these nights something changed, he could feel it come upon him. He would start the day in his normal routine, except the static was at a minimum. And as the day went on the static faded until dusk. At dusk, his mind would clear; and his work would begin.
Years of ... | Despite the grandeur of his genius, The Riemann Hypothesis remained elusive for the first three months. His breakthrough came nearly at the beginning of the fourth night, surprisingly early in what was normally a four-hour long marathon of thought.
In a seemingly scripted flash of insight, the tangled lines of reason... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | I like to go to the coffee shop down on the corner each day. The coffee shop is below a big gray building with red letters. The man who guards the gray building door has a gun that he has on his belt. He smiles at me every day. The coffee shop has green muffins that I like and Alisha is very nice to me when some people... | i like to walk about
sometimes i do at nite
but once there was a small man
who come gave me a bite
i not know why he did this?
dont know why he not friend???
i think sometimes that bite can change me...
However, it's troublesome to pinpoint when. | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | I like to go to the coffee shop down on the corner each day. The coffee shop is below a big gray building with red letters. The man who guards the gray building door has a gun that he has on his belt. He smiles at me every day. The coffee shop has green muffins that I like and Alisha is very nice to me when some people... | **[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time.**
>Two months ago, Darrell was the typical nerd you would come across at a comic book store. He'd quote memes that he ... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | Darrel woke up in the lab, disoriented. It had happened again.
He started working immediately, furiously powering through experiments. It was always so overwhelming - he could clearly see all the solutions to humanity's problems. But he just didn't have the time, or the support, to make the solutions come to fruition.... | It all began with Einstein’s evil twin.
There I was crying quietly to myself under the oak tree by the lake after a day of being ridiculed by the local townsfolk. Out of nowhere, this Einstein lookalike came out of the woods rambling to himself. I told him to go away, but he then did something I’d never forget.
He b... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | I have three hours to sunrise. I write in this journal every night that I can. One night every 28 days. One glorious moon-filled night where I am master of my own mind. The remaining 28 days and 27 nights are ... different. I can barely remember them when I am in this state to be honest. It feels like a memory of someo... | It all began with Einstein’s evil twin.
There I was crying quietly to myself under the oak tree by the lake after a day of being ridiculed by the local townsfolk. Out of nowhere, this Einstein lookalike came out of the woods rambling to himself. I told him to go away, but he then did something I’d never forget.
He b... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | Darrel rubbed his eyes and moaned as sunlight came pouring in through the window. As he slowly woke from his stupor, he realized that he wasn’t comfortably asleep in his bed. Instead, he’d crashed at his desk on top of a mountain of thick, musty textbooks.
“Oh god…” Around the room, he found mountains of evidence of w... | "Darrell get your ass up here and take out the trash!" Mrs. Barson shouted down the dark stairwell to her son Darrell who was sitting in his old beat up recliner watching TV.
"Shut up mom!"
"Don't make me come down there!" she screamed, her high pitched voice echoing off the wood paneled walls.
"Fine, damn..." Darr... | |
[WP] Darrell was a normal everyday idiot until he was bitten by a ware-genius. Now every full moon, he turns into a genius and is trying to solve the world's problems one night a month at a time. | Mary Stevenson found her son where she always found him at 7am: wrapped around the mini-fridge on the concrete floor of the basement wearing nothing but a pair of over-matched white undies and a physiologically unlikely amount of body hair.
"Darrell, get the hell up! You can't be late for work again."
Darrell Stevens... | Darrell was confused.
Well, more confused than usual. Every month it was the same thing - the shed was relatively clean one morning, and then overnight some clown would dump a bunch of blueprints, metal scraps, and papers littered with gibberish inside.
Darrell had been meaning to investigate, but simply cleaning ou... | |
[WP] You have the special ability to see the cause of death of the person you look at. For most of your life, you chose to not pay attention to it, but now everyone you look at has the same cause of death. | I hate my power. Every day, I have to force myself to get out of my safe, warm bed and face the brutal realities of the world. People always wonder why I'm a strange recluse who never left my house. Well, they'd be the same way if they had to witness the things I did.
My mother said she noticed I was different when I ... | Jonathon enjoyed parks. He could relax and listen to children playing, the clatter of feet on pavement as the daily joggers went by, the distant barks of a dog playing with his owner. It was a soothing place to be, and he needed to take a break.
It was getting dark, parents took their children home. The birds quie... | |
[WP] You have the special ability to see the cause of death of the person you look at. For most of your life, you chose to not pay attention to it, but now everyone you look at has the same cause of death. | Every day, I wake up, open the curtains and go look in the mirror. There is just me. I always hope for a little more, to see the words "Peaceful death". Pain is terrifing for me. I'm reminded of that when my mother calls me to eat and, for a split second, I see above her head the words "Burning in a fire". I don't know... | Jonathon enjoyed parks. He could relax and listen to children playing, the clatter of feet on pavement as the daily joggers went by, the distant barks of a dog playing with his owner. It was a soothing place to be, and he needed to take a break.
It was getting dark, parents took their children home. The birds quie... | |
[WP] You have the special ability to see the cause of death of the person you look at. For most of your life, you chose to not pay attention to it, but now everyone you look at has the same cause of death. | Every day, I wake up, open the curtains and go look in the mirror. There is just me. I always hope for a little more, to see the words "Peaceful death". Pain is terrifing for me. I'm reminded of that when my mother calls me to eat and, for a split second, I see above her head the words "Burning in a fire". I don't know... | Everyone dies. That was a lesson Joseph had learned from a young age. Crying after his parents and sister on that fateful day, begging them not to go away and being ignored, hearing the news of their accident with little surprise, these were the images that came up in his mind whenever he thought of his ability. For ... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Alright boys, It's time to set this baby off." Elon asked for the detonation device. Once handed to him, he takes a deep breath. The pressing of a single button would determine the success of his publicity, the funding he received, but more than anything else, his ideals. "3...2...1..." his voice rang loud and clear f... | "Right there," Sebastian's paw pointed at the monitor as it flickered brightly in the darkened control room. "This is when our system resources actually hit 100% for the first time. Only for a second or so though."
"Was it the CPU or the memory?" asked a voice behind him.
"Well it was first CPU and then the memory do... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | *The bomb went off, and everyone on earth felt a ripple, like time froze for just a second, as if the "frames per second" of life dropped into the 30s, but only the PC master race noticed at first, but slowly it dipped to the 20s, then 10s, life was unplayable, 0/10 IGN. The screen froze and turned black soon after*
J... | "Right there," Sebastian's paw pointed at the monitor as it flickered brightly in the darkened control room. "This is when our system resources actually hit 100% for the first time. Only for a second or so though."
"Was it the CPU or the memory?" asked a voice behind him.
"Well it was first CPU and then the memory do... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Hey, boss, could you take a look at this?"
Robert Fitch grunted as he heaved himself out of his chair in the observatory room. He liked that chair. It was the only particularly nice thing about the small room, in his opinion.
Robert walked to the technician's station, where the right monitor was displaying a star ch... | "Right there," Sebastian's paw pointed at the monitor as it flickered brightly in the darkened control room. "This is when our system resources actually hit 100% for the first time. Only for a second or so though."
"Was it the CPU or the memory?" asked a voice behind him.
"Well it was first CPU and then the memory do... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "So are you taking this or not?" The look Kimbal gave him was definitely saying: "Do it, your ringtone is annoying"
"..fine" Said Elon pulling out his phone, "This is going to be just a minute, don't wander off too far, I want you to finish that story"
"Ok, Jerry, what's up?" Said Elon into the phone covering it with... | "Right there," Sebastian's paw pointed at the monitor as it flickered brightly in the darkened control room. "This is when our system resources actually hit 100% for the first time. Only for a second or so though."
"Was it the CPU or the memory?" asked a voice behind him.
"Well it was first CPU and then the memory do... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Something's wrong.
I woke up this morning as per usual; alarm goes off at 7:30am, I stumble to the bathroom for my morning routine while my girlfriend stays in bed (she works late nights), and then after freshen up I put the coffee on. By the time I get back to the kitchen at about 7:50, the coffee's ready. Today, it ... | "Right there," Sebastian's paw pointed at the monitor as it flickered brightly in the darkened control room. "This is when our system resources actually hit 100% for the first time. Only for a second or so though."
"Was it the CPU or the memory?" asked a voice behind him.
"Well it was first CPU and then the memory do... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Alright boys, It's time to set this baby off." Elon asked for the detonation device. Once handed to him, he takes a deep breath. The pressing of a single button would determine the success of his publicity, the funding he received, but more than anything else, his ideals. "3...2...1..." his voice rang loud and clear f... | This reminds me of "I have no Mouth but I must Scream," the video game version.
Basically, the people who made AM created a failsafe that it was basically a software that simulates "Entropy" where causes everything to speed up time to the point that everything becomes inert junk, thus crashing AM into a mind of a bric... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | *The bomb went off, and everyone on earth felt a ripple, like time froze for just a second, as if the "frames per second" of life dropped into the 30s, but only the PC master race noticed at first, but slowly it dipped to the 20s, then 10s, life was unplayable, 0/10 IGN. The screen froze and turned black soon after*
J... | This reminds me of "I have no Mouth but I must Scream," the video game version.
Basically, the people who made AM created a failsafe that it was basically a software that simulates "Entropy" where causes everything to speed up time to the point that everything becomes inert junk, thus crashing AM into a mind of a bric... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Hey, boss, could you take a look at this?"
Robert Fitch grunted as he heaved himself out of his chair in the observatory room. He liked that chair. It was the only particularly nice thing about the small room, in his opinion.
Robert walked to the technician's station, where the right monitor was displaying a star ch... | This reminds me of "I have no Mouth but I must Scream," the video game version.
Basically, the people who made AM created a failsafe that it was basically a software that simulates "Entropy" where causes everything to speed up time to the point that everything becomes inert junk, thus crashing AM into a mind of a bric... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "So are you taking this or not?" The look Kimbal gave him was definitely saying: "Do it, your ringtone is annoying"
"..fine" Said Elon pulling out his phone, "This is going to be just a minute, don't wander off too far, I want you to finish that story"
"Ok, Jerry, what's up?" Said Elon into the phone covering it with... | This reminds me of "I have no Mouth but I must Scream," the video game version.
Basically, the people who made AM created a failsafe that it was basically a software that simulates "Entropy" where causes everything to speed up time to the point that everything becomes inert junk, thus crashing AM into a mind of a bric... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Something's wrong.
I woke up this morning as per usual; alarm goes off at 7:30am, I stumble to the bathroom for my morning routine while my girlfriend stays in bed (she works late nights), and then after freshen up I put the coffee on. By the time I get back to the kitchen at about 7:50, the coffee's ready. Today, it ... | This reminds me of "I have no Mouth but I must Scream," the video game version.
Basically, the people who made AM created a failsafe that it was basically a software that simulates "Entropy" where causes everything to speed up time to the point that everything becomes inert junk, thus crashing AM into a mind of a bric... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "So are you taking this or not?" The look Kimbal gave him was definitely saying: "Do it, your ringtone is annoying"
"..fine" Said Elon pulling out his phone, "This is going to be just a minute, don't wander off too far, I want you to finish that story"
"Ok, Jerry, what's up?" Said Elon into the phone covering it with... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Something's wrong.
I woke up this morning as per usual; alarm goes off at 7:30am, I stumble to the bathroom for my morning routine while my girlfriend stays in bed (she works late nights), and then after freshen up I put the coffee on. By the time I get back to the kitchen at about 7:50, the coffee's ready. Today, it ... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | I felt it for only a moment.
A tiny hesitation. A slight bump. As if I had blinked, but my eyes never closed. It lasted for a mere split second, almost imperceptible yet also impossible to ignore. As my brain reeled back to reality, I pressed my now cold hands to my clammy cheeks and absorbed my surroundings to be sur... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Is there anything i can do to stop these redditors from dickriding me so hard?" Elon musked wondered out loud.
"Jeez Elon I dont know"
"Helpfull as always whatever my brothers called, listen to this ingenious idea. Ill get a couple of billions worth of explosives and set it off in space."
"are you gonna be snarky ... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... |
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