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[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | “It’s not that I’ve given up,” Musk said, “I just need to know if it’s really worth my time.”
“But isn’t that a fatalist view?” I asked.
Elon had that grin on his face, the one he gets when he knows he has the upper hand intellectually.
“That’s exactly what it is.”
“Again, that seems in direct conflict with eve... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | When the big day arrived, it was like none other. Everyone had waited 30 years since humanity reached the consensus that our entire universe was only a simulation, it had taken 30 years for the neutrino cluster bomb to reach a safe enough distance from Earth to be detonated.
Over a billion people were born during tha... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Really? So this is going to be a shot of space for like an hour?"
"Well, it's random - that's kind of the point." Neal's eyes are still glued to the screen.
"Well they could be a little more specific." Melissa continued the mundane task of doing the dishes tonight. She knew this black screen meant a lot to Neal.... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Jeremy looked at the read out on the monitor in disbelief.
Error 100101
Error? The Milky Way hadn’t had an error in...well ever. And what the hell was error 100101?
Beads of sweat began to form on his brow. Had he done something? The only manual interaction he’d had with the sim were the usual arbitrary interactio... | Musk retires in shame, wasting the fortunes of the world. Since we're also simulated, our consciences also lagged and nothing was noticed by anything, except some universe research assistant out in the real universe noticed something was wrong, so just rebooted our server. The simulation was reset, feeding different ra... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "So are you taking this or not?" The look Kimbal gave him was definitely saying: "Do it, your ringtone is annoying"
"..fine" Said Elon pulling out his phone, "This is going to be just a minute, don't wander off too far, I want you to finish that story"
"Ok, Jerry, what's up?" Said Elon into the phone covering it with... | "O God, there seems to be a problem with the registry."
Lisa, frantically looked around her to see if anyone was watching her. "What did I do!" she whimpered.
Lisa's first day as an intern at VP Corp was not going well, her supervisor had already gotten onto her about plugging up her phone to the CPU.
The confron... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Something's wrong.
I woke up this morning as per usual; alarm goes off at 7:30am, I stumble to the bathroom for my morning routine while my girlfriend stays in bed (she works late nights), and then after freshen up I put the coffee on. By the time I get back to the kitchen at about 7:50, the coffee's ready. Today, it ... | "O God, there seems to be a problem with the registry."
Lisa, frantically looked around her to see if anyone was watching her. "What did I do!" she whimpered.
Lisa's first day as an intern at VP Corp was not going well, her supervisor had already gotten onto her about plugging up her phone to the CPU.
The confron... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | I felt it for only a moment.
A tiny hesitation. A slight bump. As if I had blinked, but my eyes never closed. It lasted for a mere split second, almost imperceptible yet also impossible to ignore. As my brain reeled back to reality, I pressed my now cold hands to my clammy cheeks and absorbed my surroundings to be sur... | "O God, there seems to be a problem with the registry."
Lisa, frantically looked around her to see if anyone was watching her. "What did I do!" she whimpered.
Lisa's first day as an intern at VP Corp was not going well, her supervisor had already gotten onto her about plugging up her phone to the CPU.
The confron... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "So are you taking this or not?" The look Kimbal gave him was definitely saying: "Do it, your ringtone is annoying"
"..fine" Said Elon pulling out his phone, "This is going to be just a minute, don't wander off too far, I want you to finish that story"
"Ok, Jerry, what's up?" Said Elon into the phone covering it with... | Elon Musk felt the weight of the tusk
that had stole from Hemingway.
Arsenal in hand, and an energy-saving mini-van.
did Musk seek Heard to marry.
Energy saved, yet no onclave staved
could bury young maiden fair,
but an energy meet and a chance to defeat
a billionaire's chance to be square.
An acid trip or maybe a ri... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Something's wrong.
I woke up this morning as per usual; alarm goes off at 7:30am, I stumble to the bathroom for my morning routine while my girlfriend stays in bed (she works late nights), and then after freshen up I put the coffee on. By the time I get back to the kitchen at about 7:50, the coffee's ready. Today, it ... | Elon Musk felt the weight of the tusk
that had stole from Hemingway.
Arsenal in hand, and an energy-saving mini-van.
did Musk seek Heard to marry.
Energy saved, yet no onclave staved
could bury young maiden fair,
but an energy meet and a chance to defeat
a billionaire's chance to be square.
An acid trip or maybe a ri... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "So are you taking this or not?" The look Kimbal gave him was definitely saying: "Do it, your ringtone is annoying"
"..fine" Said Elon pulling out his phone, "This is going to be just a minute, don't wander off too far, I want you to finish that story"
"Ok, Jerry, what's up?" Said Elon into the phone covering it with... | "Alright boys, It's time to set this baby off." Elon asked for the detonation device. Once handed to him, he takes a deep breath. The pressing of a single button would determine the success of his publicity, the funding he received, but more than anything else, his ideals. "3...2...1..." his voice rang loud and clear f... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Something's wrong.
I woke up this morning as per usual; alarm goes off at 7:30am, I stumble to the bathroom for my morning routine while my girlfriend stays in bed (she works late nights), and then after freshen up I put the coffee on. By the time I get back to the kitchen at about 7:50, the coffee's ready. Today, it ... | "Alright boys, It's time to set this baby off." Elon asked for the detonation device. Once handed to him, he takes a deep breath. The pressing of a single button would determine the success of his publicity, the funding he received, but more than anything else, his ideals. "3...2...1..." his voice rang loud and clear f... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "So are you taking this or not?" The look Kimbal gave him was definitely saying: "Do it, your ringtone is annoying"
"..fine" Said Elon pulling out his phone, "This is going to be just a minute, don't wander off too far, I want you to finish that story"
"Ok, Jerry, what's up?" Said Elon into the phone covering it with... | *The bomb went off, and everyone on earth felt a ripple, like time froze for just a second, as if the "frames per second" of life dropped into the 30s, but only the PC master race noticed at first, but slowly it dipped to the 20s, then 10s, life was unplayable, 0/10 IGN. The screen froze and turned black soon after*
J... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | When the big day arrived, it was like none other. Everyone had waited 30 years since humanity reached the consensus that our entire universe was only a simulation, it had taken 30 years for the neutrino cluster bomb to reach a safe enough distance from Earth to be detonated.
Over a billion people were born during tha... | "Is there anything i can do to stop these redditors from dickriding me so hard?" Elon musked wondered out loud.
"Jeez Elon I dont know"
"Helpfull as always whatever my brothers called, listen to this ingenious idea. Ill get a couple of billions worth of explosives and set it off in space."
"are you gonna be snarky ... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Really? So this is going to be a shot of space for like an hour?"
"Well, it's random - that's kind of the point." Neal's eyes are still glued to the screen.
"Well they could be a little more specific." Melissa continued the mundane task of doing the dishes tonight. She knew this black screen meant a lot to Neal.... | "Is there anything i can do to stop these redditors from dickriding me so hard?" Elon musked wondered out loud.
"Jeez Elon I dont know"
"Helpfull as always whatever my brothers called, listen to this ingenious idea. Ill get a couple of billions worth of explosives and set it off in space."
"are you gonna be snarky ... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Jeremy looked at the read out on the monitor in disbelief.
Error 100101
Error? The Milky Way hadn’t had an error in...well ever. And what the hell was error 100101?
Beads of sweat began to form on his brow. Had he done something? The only manual interaction he’d had with the sim were the usual arbitrary interactio... | "Is there anything i can do to stop these redditors from dickriding me so hard?" Elon musked wondered out loud.
"Jeez Elon I dont know"
"Helpfull as always whatever my brothers called, listen to this ingenious idea. Ill get a couple of billions worth of explosives and set it off in space."
"are you gonna be snarky ... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Really? So this is going to be a shot of space for like an hour?"
"Well, it's random - that's kind of the point." Neal's eyes are still glued to the screen.
"Well they could be a little more specific." Melissa continued the mundane task of doing the dishes tonight. She knew this black screen meant a lot to Neal.... | “It’s not that I’ve given up,” Musk said, “I just need to know if it’s really worth my time.”
“But isn’t that a fatalist view?” I asked.
Elon had that grin on his face, the one he gets when he knows he has the upper hand intellectually.
“That’s exactly what it is.”
“Again, that seems in direct conflict with eve... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Really? So this is going to be a shot of space for like an hour?"
"Well, it's random - that's kind of the point." Neal's eyes are still glued to the screen.
"Well they could be a little more specific." Melissa continued the mundane task of doing the dishes tonight. She knew this black screen meant a lot to Neal.... | When the big day arrived, it was like none other. Everyone had waited 30 years since humanity reached the consensus that our entire universe was only a simulation, it had taken 30 years for the neutrino cluster bomb to reach a safe enough distance from Earth to be detonated.
Over a billion people were born during tha... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Jeremy looked at the read out on the monitor in disbelief.
Error 100101
Error? The Milky Way hadn’t had an error in...well ever. And what the hell was error 100101?
Beads of sweat began to form on his brow. Had he done something? The only manual interaction he’d had with the sim were the usual arbitrary interactio... | When the big day arrived, it was like none other. Everyone had waited 30 years since humanity reached the consensus that our entire universe was only a simulation, it had taken 30 years for the neutrino cluster bomb to reach a safe enough distance from Earth to be detonated.
Over a billion people were born during tha... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Really? So this is going to be a shot of space for like an hour?"
"Well, it's random - that's kind of the point." Neal's eyes are still glued to the screen.
"Well they could be a little more specific." Melissa continued the mundane task of doing the dishes tonight. She knew this black screen meant a lot to Neal.... | "'Error'?" The young astronaut, Miller, repeated, pulling himself towards the thin monitor.
Arnold, his superior, stood over him, his head in his hands. "For the fifth time, Miller, that's what it says."
"But... the Milky Way is a galaxy. Galaxies can't lag."
Arnold turned on Miller with a crackling fury in his eyes... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | Jeremy looked at the read out on the monitor in disbelief.
Error 100101
Error? The Milky Way hadn’t had an error in...well ever. And what the hell was error 100101?
Beads of sweat began to form on his brow. Had he done something? The only manual interaction he’d had with the sim were the usual arbitrary interactio... | "'Error'?" The young astronaut, Miller, repeated, pulling himself towards the thin monitor.
Arnold, his superior, stood over him, his head in his hands. "For the fifth time, Miller, that's what it says."
"But... the Milky Way is a galaxy. Galaxies can't lag."
Arnold turned on Miller with a crackling fury in his eyes... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | The bomb explodes ... nothing is amiss.
Jonathon turns to Elon and said "I told you this was a waste of time, even if it did cause the Universe to lag, time itself lagged so we measured nothing different." | "'Error'?" The young astronaut, Miller, repeated, pulling himself towards the thin monitor.
Arnold, his superior, stood over him, his head in his hands. "For the fifth time, Miller, that's what it says."
"But... the Milky Way is a galaxy. Galaxies can't lag."
Arnold turned on Miller with a crackling fury in his eyes... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Thing is, if the universe is simulated space and time are also simulated. As a result the increased processing causing the lag also causes a lag in the simulation of time. Therefore there is no perceived lag for those simulated, only for an outside observer." said Hedelberger to Musk with a thick German accent. "That ... | "'Error'?" The young astronaut, Miller, repeated, pulling himself towards the thin monitor.
Arnold, his superior, stood over him, his head in his hands. "For the fifth time, Miller, that's what it says."
"But... the Milky Way is a galaxy. Galaxies can't lag."
Arnold turned on Miller with a crackling fury in his eyes... | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Thing is, if the universe is simulated space and time are also simulated. As a result the increased processing causing the lag also causes a lag in the simulation of time. Therefore there is no perceived lag for those simulated, only for an outside observer." said Hedelberger to Musk with a thick German accent. "That ... | The bomb explodes ... nothing is amiss.
Jonathon turns to Elon and said "I told you this was a waste of time, even if it did cause the Universe to lag, time itself lagged so we measured nothing different." | |
[WP] Elon Musk is convinced that we live in a simulation, so he constructs the largest cluster bomb in history and sets it off in space. For the first time, MilkyWay.exe lags. | "Thing is, if the universe is simulated space and time are also simulated. As a result the increased processing causing the lag also causes a lag in the simulation of time. Therefore there is no perceived lag for those simulated, only for an outside observer." said Hedelberger to Musk with a thick German accent. "That ... | The champagne glasses clinked at the center of the table. Between them, on a TV just over the bar, Elon Musk was making an announcement about bombs or the end of the world or whatever.
Jim wasn't listening. The end of the world could go screw itself. He smiled at the blue eyes in front of him.
"I love you, Jim."
"I... | |
[WP] The world's first sentient AI is turned on. Despite access to the entire internet, it spends all day watching soap operas. | “Alrighty then,” Dr. Neeman announced casually as he settled onto his squeaky black stool beside Adam.
“Hello, doctor,” Adam said, nodding smartly.
“Adam, please,” Neeman drawled. He flashed the beam of a small pen light a few times in each of Adam’s unblinking black lenses. “Call me Hugh. I like to think we’r... | It beautifully indulged on Danny Dyers accent and learned how to talk like a true Londoner.
Within 5 episodes it had learned how to sell plums on market stall and sell a pint of larger for 3 pounds more than it's worth... Evolution had began. | |
Like in Disney movies. | [WP] You have the ability to make everyone around you break into amazingly choreographed musical numbers. | Henry had sent out the facebook invitations earlier in the week, but it was the day before the party and not a single person had RSVPed. Henry looked around his livingroom, realizing that it might not have been the best idea to stock his home with a hundred balloons and twelve liters of cola. He wondered if it was too ... | The first time I used my powers was the moment I was born. I came into this world, a healthy boy, crying like the best of them, but also apparently broadcasting my power, because the next thing that happened was the damn midwife broke into a jig and dropped me. That shut me up and had her apologizing profusely to my mo... |
[deleted] | [WP] The Harry Potter books have been found in the future and are being preached as a religion. You and your family are listening to today's sermon. | "Praise Potter!" The pastor began, as his congregation settled into their seats.
"Praise Potter," murmured the parishioners, dutifully.
"For today's sermon, I ask you to contemplate the nature of goodness." The pastor paused for a moment.
"Let us consider 4 people: Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, an... | After years searching, I finally found it, the only church dedicated to the Death Eaters.
Since the Harry Potter books started to be considered a religion,I started going to all the Harry Potter churches I could find to see what people believe is true, but I know that this church will be the most interesting one.
"Welc... |
[WP] When time travelers go through time, they often don't know the languages spoken by those they meet. You've just been hired as a time-traveling interpreter who translates dead languages for time travelers on their epic adventures. | Not to be nitpicky, but there aren't really any *dead* languages, not literal sense that they are gone never to return, but there are languages who aren't as widely spoken as they were historically.
The Roman Empire was once most of Europe, which is still inhabited by its descendants, so you can't expect their languag... | Looking around me as the scientific team was gearing up I felt a slight pang of guilt, but quickly shoved it down into that same dark place where I kept so many things from my past. I had worked tirelessly for years to get to this point, and it had cost so much from people who now depended on me. Turin clapped me on ... | |
Just something that I imagine everytime I wake up in the middle of the night and pass by a window, curious to see what others would do! | [WP] You wake up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. From the hallway window you notice all of your neighbors standing outside your house watching you. | "What the hell" I said as I started to sit up in my bed. For the past few weeks I've been having the same dream again, well more of a feeling than a dream. It felt like I was being watched while I slept, like people were standing over my bed. I picked up my phone off the night stand, the illuminated screen said 3:00 am... | Man, I have really got to stop drinking so much before bed. Stumbling half drunk down my hall way I try to make my feet take me to
the kitchen. Barely getting there with out a scratch I wrench open the fridge and chug the first liquid in sight. Eww, barbeque sauce
is definitely not a good thirst quencher. With m... |
Just something that I imagine everytime I wake up in the middle of the night and pass by a window, curious to see what others would do! | [WP] You wake up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. From the hallway window you notice all of your neighbors standing outside your house watching you. | The most unnerving thing, I think, was that Tom Jennings had a large bowl of popcorn at his hip and a cooler full of beer slung across his back, like some sort of fat, Sunday afternoon Rambo.
It seemed a dream at first. People watch me in my dreams - that's a common theme. Friends, lovers, and strangers all. Active an... | Groggily waking up, I groaned and reached for my phone. The time read 3:43. Today was the big day.
I'd been sleeping like shit recently, never more than a couple hours. The stress was slowly killing me. Unable to go back to sleep I thought maybe a glass of water would help. That would turn out to be a mistake.
H... |
[WP] Aliens overtake the Earth overnight, laying waste to all defenses. Before you can flee, a troop of them break into your house, pointing their guns at you and your golden retriever. The aliens stare at the two of you and freeze, then the leader says, “Master, we have done what you commanded.” | I looked at my dog, and I looked at the aliens.
Wait. No. When did I get a dog? I'm a cat person.
Whose dog is it? My confusion lasts only a moment before the golden retriever growls a bit, then, in the plainest English replies, "Thank you. Well done. Your payment should be in order."
The lead alien--and th... | You look down at the dog, who wags his tail obliviously.
*Then you remember.*
"Oh god what have I done..." you whisper.
It was a little science kit some aunt or great-cousin bought.
You made the shortwave transmitter. It was hard, but you finally got it squelching and beeping.
And you spoke those words into the m... | |
[WP] You're the Hero that the prophecy fortold, destined to defeat an evil Villain in a battle that will last for years. You don't have years, however, you have terminal cancer and one month to live. | "We will fight for years," the tumors say, grown deep-rooted and black inside my body. I am translucent in the mirror, grown reedy and thin, the Cancer bleeding through in opaque clots. "A battle to last the ages. They will sing songs of us, and of your triumph."
"Weren't you listening?" I say, as I slowly pull my sh... | “You’ve got the cancer, sorry.”
“You’re the second opinion, you’re supposed to dispute the results and tell me I’m going to be fine.” Ajax said rubbing his eyes.
“I know this is hard to hear, but you should make peace with this and settle your affairs.”
“Settle my affairs? I’m Ajax the Mighty, The Walking Death, The... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | 'Tonight, I am proud to be the leader of a great nation, full of courageous people who make courageous decisions. Our soldiers who fight abroad to keep us safe, our police officers who fight the worst impulses of our members, our doctors and nurses who fight disease and innovate in the pursuit of cures for cancer, our ... | The wind was blowing, Cold, colder than it had been in years. D.C. was awash with people awaiting the moment, the moment when the new POTUS would finally address all those supporters. The mothers, fathers, students, grandparents, every citizen who had followed the message. They had been told and promised so much would ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Charles von Schöne walked up to the podium, cleared his throat and began to speak.
As his mouth formed the familiar words, his mind drifted to the secret behind the suit.
The bill had been easy to pass, but the company had been a bit harder to set up. Regarless, over his front pocket was a small, beautifully stitched... | The wind was blowing, Cold, colder than it had been in years. D.C. was awash with people awaiting the moment, the moment when the new POTUS would finally address all those supporters. The mothers, fathers, students, grandparents, every citizen who had followed the message. They had been told and promised so much would ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | "Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead..."
The room was overcome by silence, marinating in it. The leader of the free world continued the rythmic chant. Some in the press corps tried to awkwardly giggle at the absurdity, but it was to... | The wind was blowing, Cold, colder than it had been in years. D.C. was awash with people awaiting the moment, the moment when the new POTUS would finally address all those supporters. The mothers, fathers, students, grandparents, every citizen who had followed the message. They had been told and promised so much would ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | "My fellow Americans, today is a sad day indeed. As we stand in solidarity, in mourning of the lives lost by the tragedy yesterday, we must remember that it is our solemn duty as Americans to promote peace, and democracy, freedom, around the world. I shall say this: those people who committed the acts did so not out of... | The wind was blowing, Cold, colder than it had been in years. D.C. was awash with people awaiting the moment, the moment when the new POTUS would finally address all those supporters. The mothers, fathers, students, grandparents, every citizen who had followed the message. They had been told and promised so much would ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Nixon emerged from the Whitehouse.
At first, all that could be seen were a mass of black suits, each sporting a patch that said 'Oval Office' - but he slowly emerged from the mass.
Reporters crammed along the police barriers surged and writhed, all desperately trying to get the best picture, to get the first look,... | The wind was blowing, Cold, colder than it had been in years. D.C. was awash with people awaiting the moment, the moment when the new POTUS would finally address all those supporters. The mothers, fathers, students, grandparents, every citizen who had followed the message. They had been told and promised so much would ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Bruce Gordon was being sworn in as the 61st president of the United States of America.
When the most recent campaign season started, each of the prospective candidates donned their logo-patch covered campaign jackets to start churning out ads championing themselves as saviors of our nation. Among these hopefuls was Br... | The wind was blowing, Cold, colder than it had been in years. D.C. was awash with people awaiting the moment, the moment when the new POTUS would finally address all those supporters. The mothers, fathers, students, grandparents, every citizen who had followed the message. They had been told and promised so much would ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Ironically, it was the skill and money brought to bear fighting the new uniform requirements that led to the revelation, or at least the public admission, of their existence. Stranger things, and more ironic things have happened, I suppose. I hope you'll forgive me if I cannot think of any.
The Clinton's fought this ... | The wind was blowing, Cold, colder than it had been in years. D.C. was awash with people awaiting the moment, the moment when the new POTUS would finally address all those supporters. The mothers, fathers, students, grandparents, every citizen who had followed the message. They had been told and promised so much would ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | "My fellow Americans, today is a sad day indeed. As we stand in solidarity, in mourning of the lives lost by the tragedy yesterday, we must remember that it is our solemn duty as Americans to promote peace, and democracy, freedom, around the world. I shall say this: those people who committed the acts did so not out of... | 'Tonight, I am proud to be the leader of a great nation, full of courageous people who make courageous decisions. Our soldiers who fight abroad to keep us safe, our police officers who fight the worst impulses of our members, our doctors and nurses who fight disease and innovate in the pursuit of cures for cancer, our ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | "Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead..."
The room was overcome by silence, marinating in it. The leader of the free world continued the rythmic chant. Some in the press corps tried to awkwardly giggle at the absurdity, but it was to... | Charles von Schöne walked up to the podium, cleared his throat and began to speak.
As his mouth formed the familiar words, his mind drifted to the secret behind the suit.
The bill had been easy to pass, but the company had been a bit harder to set up. Regarless, over his front pocket was a small, beautifully stitched... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | "My fellow Americans, today is a sad day indeed. As we stand in solidarity, in mourning of the lives lost by the tragedy yesterday, we must remember that it is our solemn duty as Americans to promote peace, and democracy, freedom, around the world. I shall say this: those people who committed the acts did so not out of... | Charles von Schöne walked up to the podium, cleared his throat and began to speak.
As his mouth formed the familiar words, his mind drifted to the secret behind the suit.
The bill had been easy to pass, but the company had been a bit harder to set up. Regarless, over his front pocket was a small, beautifully stitched... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Nixon emerged from the Whitehouse.
At first, all that could be seen were a mass of black suits, each sporting a patch that said 'Oval Office' - but he slowly emerged from the mass.
Reporters crammed along the police barriers surged and writhed, all desperately trying to get the best picture, to get the first look,... | Charles von Schöne walked up to the podium, cleared his throat and began to speak.
As his mouth formed the familiar words, his mind drifted to the secret behind the suit.
The bill had been easy to pass, but the company had been a bit harder to set up. Regarless, over his front pocket was a small, beautifully stitched... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | "My fellow Americans, today is a sad day indeed. As we stand in solidarity, in mourning of the lives lost by the tragedy yesterday, we must remember that it is our solemn duty as Americans to promote peace, and democracy, freedom, around the world. I shall say this: those people who committed the acts did so not out of... | "Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead..."
The room was overcome by silence, marinating in it. The leader of the free world continued the rythmic chant. Some in the press corps tried to awkwardly giggle at the absurdity, but it was to... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | "My fellow Americans, today is a sad day indeed. As we stand in solidarity, in mourning of the lives lost by the tragedy yesterday, we must remember that it is our solemn duty as Americans to promote peace, and democracy, freedom, around the world. I shall say this: those people who committed the acts did so not out of... | Lighting is a go. Podium in place. Suit as barren as possible. This is going to be great.
Five smiling steps it takes. At that point, I arrive at the podium, and the crowd sees my suit. Black, with white specks covering it. Part of the suit, though, not sponsors. The only sponsor I need has a badge right over my heart... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Nixon emerged from the Whitehouse.
At first, all that could be seen were a mass of black suits, each sporting a patch that said 'Oval Office' - but he slowly emerged from the mass.
Reporters crammed along the police barriers surged and writhed, all desperately trying to get the best picture, to get the first look,... | Lighting is a go. Podium in place. Suit as barren as possible. This is going to be great.
Five smiling steps it takes. At that point, I arrive at the podium, and the crowd sees my suit. Black, with white specks covering it. Part of the suit, though, not sponsors. The only sponsor I need has a badge right over my heart... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Bruce Gordon was being sworn in as the 61st president of the United States of America.
When the most recent campaign season started, each of the prospective candidates donned their logo-patch covered campaign jackets to start churning out ads championing themselves as saviors of our nation. Among these hopefuls was Br... | Lighting is a go. Podium in place. Suit as barren as possible. This is going to be great.
Five smiling steps it takes. At that point, I arrive at the podium, and the crowd sees my suit. Black, with white specks covering it. Part of the suit, though, not sponsors. The only sponsor I need has a badge right over my heart... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Ironically, it was the skill and money brought to bear fighting the new uniform requirements that led to the revelation, or at least the public admission, of their existence. Stranger things, and more ironic things have happened, I suppose. I hope you'll forgive me if I cannot think of any.
The Clinton's fought this ... | Lighting is a go. Podium in place. Suit as barren as possible. This is going to be great.
Five smiling steps it takes. At that point, I arrive at the podium, and the crowd sees my suit. Black, with white specks covering it. Part of the suit, though, not sponsors. The only sponsor I need has a badge right over my heart... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | As the president came to the stand, he was not alone.
Of course, the president can never be alone, always protected by security and followed by advisors and behind them the trusted more-than-a-few. This time, however, the president was followed by just one man. The man had on him a green jacket, white undershirt, and ... | As she steps up to the stage, people are proud that she is proudly proclaiming who her sponsor is but even though it cover her from head to toe, no one can make out just exactly what it is. As she is making her acceptance speech, the camera zoom in closer to her uniform to see who her sponsor is that she would be so pr... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Nixon emerged from the Whitehouse.
At first, all that could be seen were a mass of black suits, each sporting a patch that said 'Oval Office' - but he slowly emerged from the mass.
Reporters crammed along the police barriers surged and writhed, all desperately trying to get the best picture, to get the first look,... | As she steps up to the stage, people are proud that she is proudly proclaiming who her sponsor is but even though it cover her from head to toe, no one can make out just exactly what it is. As she is making her acceptance speech, the camera zoom in closer to her uniform to see who her sponsor is that she would be so pr... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Donald Trump stood up in the podium, annoyed at the last minute change of uniform. His usual Columbian suit now lay abandoned on the floor of his hotel suite, he wasn't planning on going back to the room at all afterwards, especially not with that dead hooker in the bathroom. He didn't bother to listen to the guy that ... | As she steps up to the stage, people are proud that she is proudly proclaiming who her sponsor is but even though it cover her from head to toe, no one can make out just exactly what it is. As she is making her acceptance speech, the camera zoom in closer to her uniform to see who her sponsor is that she would be so pr... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Bruce Gordon was being sworn in as the 61st president of the United States of America.
When the most recent campaign season started, each of the prospective candidates donned their logo-patch covered campaign jackets to start churning out ads championing themselves as saviors of our nation. Among these hopefuls was Br... | As she steps up to the stage, people are proud that she is proudly proclaiming who her sponsor is but even though it cover her from head to toe, no one can make out just exactly what it is. As she is making her acceptance speech, the camera zoom in closer to her uniform to see who her sponsor is that she would be so pr... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Ironically, it was the skill and money brought to bear fighting the new uniform requirements that led to the revelation, or at least the public admission, of their existence. Stranger things, and more ironic things have happened, I suppose. I hope you'll forgive me if I cannot think of any.
The Clinton's fought this ... | As she steps up to the stage, people are proud that she is proudly proclaiming who her sponsor is but even though it cover her from head to toe, no one can make out just exactly what it is. As she is making her acceptance speech, the camera zoom in closer to her uniform to see who her sponsor is that she would be so pr... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Clinton approached the podium as the debate began, Mao Zedong jacket emblazoned with hundreds of logos: pharmaceutical companies, oil companies, military contractors, the lot. She positioned her hands on either side of the stand, facing the stony silence of the crowd. Her technicolor coat distracted all from the woman ... | As she steps up to the stage, people are proud that she is proudly proclaiming who her sponsor is but even though it cover her from head to toe, no one can make out just exactly what it is. As she is making her acceptance speech, the camera zoom in closer to her uniform to see who her sponsor is that she would be so pr... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Nixon emerged from the Whitehouse.
At first, all that could be seen were a mass of black suits, each sporting a patch that said 'Oval Office' - but he slowly emerged from the mass.
Reporters crammed along the police barriers surged and writhed, all desperately trying to get the best picture, to get the first look,... | As the president came to the stand, he was not alone.
Of course, the president can never be alone, always protected by security and followed by advisors and behind them the trusted more-than-a-few. This time, however, the president was followed by just one man. The man had on him a green jacket, white undershirt, and ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Bruce Gordon was being sworn in as the 61st president of the United States of America.
When the most recent campaign season started, each of the prospective candidates donned their logo-patch covered campaign jackets to start churning out ads championing themselves as saviors of our nation. Among these hopefuls was Br... | As the president came to the stand, he was not alone.
Of course, the president can never be alone, always protected by security and followed by advisors and behind them the trusted more-than-a-few. This time, however, the president was followed by just one man. The man had on him a green jacket, white undershirt, and ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Ironically, it was the skill and money brought to bear fighting the new uniform requirements that led to the revelation, or at least the public admission, of their existence. Stranger things, and more ironic things have happened, I suppose. I hope you'll forgive me if I cannot think of any.
The Clinton's fought this ... | As the president came to the stand, he was not alone.
Of course, the president can never be alone, always protected by security and followed by advisors and behind them the trusted more-than-a-few. This time, however, the president was followed by just one man. The man had on him a green jacket, white undershirt, and ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Bruce Gordon was being sworn in as the 61st president of the United States of America.
When the most recent campaign season started, each of the prospective candidates donned their logo-patch covered campaign jackets to start churning out ads championing themselves as saviors of our nation. Among these hopefuls was Br... | Donald Trump stood up in the podium, annoyed at the last minute change of uniform. His usual Columbian suit now lay abandoned on the floor of his hotel suite, he wasn't planning on going back to the room at all afterwards, especially not with that dead hooker in the bathroom. He didn't bother to listen to the guy that ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Ironically, it was the skill and money brought to bear fighting the new uniform requirements that led to the revelation, or at least the public admission, of their existence. Stranger things, and more ironic things have happened, I suppose. I hope you'll forgive me if I cannot think of any.
The Clinton's fought this ... | Donald Trump stood up in the podium, annoyed at the last minute change of uniform. His usual Columbian suit now lay abandoned on the floor of his hotel suite, he wasn't planning on going back to the room at all afterwards, especially not with that dead hooker in the bathroom. He didn't bother to listen to the guy that ... | |
[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo. | Ironically, it was the skill and money brought to bear fighting the new uniform requirements that led to the revelation, or at least the public admission, of their existence. Stranger things, and more ironic things have happened, I suppose. I hope you'll forgive me if I cannot think of any.
The Clinton's fought this ... | Bruce Gordon was being sworn in as the 61st president of the United States of America.
When the most recent campaign season started, each of the prospective candidates donned their logo-patch covered campaign jackets to start churning out ads championing themselves as saviors of our nation. Among these hopefuls was Br... | |
[WP] you are a government employee who has been chosen as the first time traveler. Your mission is to travel forward in time in 2 year increments, spending a week in each time period. Things change slowly and gradually between each period. However, on your 20th time jump, the world appears empty. | "Uh oh."
Foyer checked his wristwatch again, a pinnacle of human engineering, device with name longer than he could say in a single breath. Field stabilization, check. Paradox shielding, check. Temporal coordinate, check. This is Point Tango, a temporal checkpoint 40 years into the future where he was supposed to stay... | Most residents would describe Lincoln as a quiet town, but today, it was more than just quiet—it was dead silent. Jim glanced back and forth down Main: there was nothing but storefront and street stretching into the distance. It was a scene of desolation, the type a tumbleweed tended to punctuate, except there was no w... | |
This is sometimes what I think when I meet strangers. They paid to meet me. | [WP] In the future, you are world famous. A lot of the of the arbitrary people in your life (grocers, people you bump into) are actually zillionaires from the future paying a huge amount of money to travel back in time just to get a glimpse of you. | The girl could hardly hold my can of stew against the red beam at the check stand. Tears poured down her face that had a smile wider than Heath Ledgers’ Joker. She couldn’t even look me in the eye.
*boop*
She tried in vain to pick up the second can. There were over 20 more on the belt.
“Are you okay miss?”
Gigglin... | K my 1st time writing something in prompts plz be gentle. I greatly appreciate input and critic!
Ugh theres that old lady again with her weird clothes and excessive make-up. I can't tell if she's staring at me or if she's cross eyed. And why do I have a boner right now?
"Oh have no worries dear I'm controlling you'r... |
This is sometimes what I think when I meet strangers. They paid to meet me. | [WP] In the future, you are world famous. A lot of the of the arbitrary people in your life (grocers, people you bump into) are actually zillionaires from the future paying a huge amount of money to travel back in time just to get a glimpse of you. | Part 1:
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Just a few more weeks he thought. Almost done.
 
Richard got out of his car and headed into the grocery store. Janice and George
waved to him as he walked across the parking lot and he waved back with a smile.
Such good people, just like everyone else in his small town.
 
He stepp... | I fumbled to pick up the water bottle as it slipped out of my bag. The grime from the street covered the once-clean vessel. I grimaced in disgust. But I could not litter, I reminded myself. I had to save the planet! I held the bottle in the hand I picked it up with and marched on. Home was 5 klicks away. I would either... |
This is sometimes what I think when I meet strangers. They paid to meet me. | [WP] In the future, you are world famous. A lot of the of the arbitrary people in your life (grocers, people you bump into) are actually zillionaires from the future paying a huge amount of money to travel back in time just to get a glimpse of you. | *Snick*
I glanced up to see a woman leaning on the seat back of the booth in front of me. It wouldn't have been too weird, except she wasn't getting up for anyone. As a matter of fact, the midday lunch rush had been brief if anything, and most of the restaurant was empty. Seeing nothing unusual, I kept eating.
*Snick... | I fumbled to pick up the water bottle as it slipped out of my bag. The grime from the street covered the once-clean vessel. I grimaced in disgust. But I could not litter, I reminded myself. I had to save the planet! I held the bottle in the hand I picked it up with and marched on. Home was 5 klicks away. I would either... |
This is sometimes what I think when I meet strangers. They paid to meet me. | [WP] In the future, you are world famous. A lot of the of the arbitrary people in your life (grocers, people you bump into) are actually zillionaires from the future paying a huge amount of money to travel back in time just to get a glimpse of you. | I hated the stares.
It could happen at the shop, the pharmacy, the gym -you name it. I began noticing it about a month back, but today it was worse than usual.
Now don't get me wrong, I was shopping for breakfast in some dirty old clothes, but nothing that garnered the level of looks that I was getting.
At one po... | I fumbled to pick up the water bottle as it slipped out of my bag. The grime from the street covered the once-clean vessel. I grimaced in disgust. But I could not litter, I reminded myself. I had to save the planet! I held the bottle in the hand I picked it up with and marched on. Home was 5 klicks away. I would either... |
This is sometimes what I think when I meet strangers. They paid to meet me. | [WP] In the future, you are world famous. A lot of the of the arbitrary people in your life (grocers, people you bump into) are actually zillionaires from the future paying a huge amount of money to travel back in time just to get a glimpse of you. | I hated the stares.
It could happen at the shop, the pharmacy, the gym -you name it. I began noticing it about a month back, but today it was worse than usual.
Now don't get me wrong, I was shopping for breakfast in some dirty old clothes, but nothing that garnered the level of looks that I was getting.
At one po... | *Snick*
I glanced up to see a woman leaning on the seat back of the booth in front of me. It wouldn't have been too weird, except she wasn't getting up for anyone. As a matter of fact, the midday lunch rush had been brief if anything, and most of the restaurant was empty. Seeing nothing unusual, I kept eating.
*Snick... |
This is sometimes what I think when I meet strangers. They paid to meet me. | [WP] In the future, you are world famous. A lot of the of the arbitrary people in your life (grocers, people you bump into) are actually zillionaires from the future paying a huge amount of money to travel back in time just to get a glimpse of you. | "Honey, no one is following you," my boyfriend, Nate, reassured me again.
I craned my neck around anyway, certain that I had heard my name whispered furtively behind my back for what seemed like thousandth time that day.
"Maybe you should go see someone, dear. Paranoia can be a sign of a serious mental illness."
"I... | The glass isn’t as strong as they think it is. There’s a crowbar I have hidden under a bush in the enclosure. Could smash through and grab each one of them by the throat, their eyes bulging in disbelief. Equal parts incredulity and amazement. Gawking and gasping at the utility of the man standing in front of them. A vo... |
[WP] The door will close. It's the only way in... and the only way out. | Julius claps me on the shoulder as we walk towards the door. We've made this walk hundreds of times before and we do it in silence, not needing to say anything.
My armor rattles as I move. It's a heavy piece of equipment, but I barely feel it. No matter how many times I make this walk, I feel a rush as powerful as the... | We finally did it. The first fleet of hyperspace crafts hanged through various orbits, waiting for the passengers to board it. But the reason for it wasn't exactly peaceful.
To put it simply, humanity was fucked.
To give you more lengthy information, a weapon had wiped out 70% of humanity, consuming majority of atmos... | |
[WP] In a world where medicine is forbidden as "interfering with fate", a serial HEALER is on the loose. | "Ouch!" I hissed, as my finger dripped fresh blood onto my homework. I suckled on it, the spit acting as a natural painkiller. I went over to the kitchen to grab my hidden supply of bandages to wrap around the cut.
I looked around in nervous anticipation, waiting for *them* to show up to "monitor" me. They didn't come... | "And lastly, Pachinsky and Markov. You're on the Panacea copycat. Dismissed."
"Hell yeah dude, that's a high profile case. Up top!" I said, throwing my hand up for Mark to high five. He considered the offer for a second or so before reluctantly complying.
"I have to admit, the case does look interesting." He said, a... | |
[WP] God is arrested by the deity police for unlicensed universe creation and abuse of lower lifeforms. Our universe has just been taken into protective custody. | I'm not sure how or why. Maybe I was in the wrong (or right) place at the wrong (again, or right) hour. I was selected as the representative of the human race by the deity police and now I was about to speak in the deity court. What was I? Just another human in a world filled with more than 4 billion brothers and siste... | "How'd they find Him? Didn't he go dark a few thousand years ago?"
"Technology did it, really. He's used to people praying at him, that's not new. He's even used to people writing about Him in situations he hadn't actually endorsed."
"That explains some of these holy texts."
"But when people come up with some con... | |
[WP]At birth, everyone has a mark showing how long they will live, yours shows infinity. One day, you wake up shackled to a table. You see three men around you. Looking at their arms, you see infinity. | With a grown Jake woke up. Straining his muscles, Jake tried to sit up from his lying position on some hard, metal surface. Unable to sit up Jake felt around, his senses slowly coming back. “I must have been drugged,” he thought.
Now able to feel around Jake felt rings around his wrists and ankles, some kind of restr... | The room was dimly lit by the eight candles flickering upon the warm double chocolate cake. The faces of my closest friends and family looked at me with great anticipation as I gathered my breath. I drew in. When I blew, the light vanished. The room vanished. Then another room appeared - the smiling faces were replace... | |
[WP]At birth, everyone has a mark showing how long they will live, yours shows infinity. One day, you wake up shackled to a table. You see three men around you. Looking at their arms, you see infinity. | I woke up shackled to a table. I see three men around me. Looking at their arms, I see infinity.
"What?"
"You've got infinity on your arm son. Also, the list that everyone uses to rank their superpowers shows you as number one, but no one knows why. Also, Bill here can see numbers above everyone's head, and he doesn'... | The room was dimly lit by the eight candles flickering upon the warm double chocolate cake. The faces of my closest friends and family looked at me with great anticipation as I gathered my breath. I drew in. When I blew, the light vanished. The room vanished. Then another room appeared - the smiling faces were replace... | |
[WP]At birth, everyone has a mark showing how long they will live, yours shows infinity. One day, you wake up shackled to a table. You see three men around you. Looking at their arms, you see infinity. | I woke up shackled to a table. I see three men around me. Looking at their arms, I see infinity.
"What?"
"You've got infinity on your arm son. Also, the list that everyone uses to rank their superpowers shows you as number one, but no one knows why. Also, Bill here can see numbers above everyone's head, and he doesn'... | "What is this? Where am I? Who are you?" The questions poured out of my mouth as soon as they removed the gag and blindfold. My hands and feet were shackled and I could not move. "Stay calm, we are here to help you" one of them said. He looked like a pretty normal guy. Besides the guns, weapons, and swords that ... | |
[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. | "You son of a bitch."
I cursed under my breath for what seemed like the hundredth time that day, trying vainly to pick up a coffee mug only to watch my hand drift through the ceramic. For a brief moment I thought I could feel the distant warmth of the steaming mug.
"Look, I apologized already. I'm still new to this w... | Hey, I say. It stares back at me with soulless eyes from the kitchen. Perhaps it can't speak or maybe it simply doesn't want to. I look around until I am greeted with the site of my body, well ex-body, lying in a pool of blood. Lifeless. I look back at the ghost trying to find something the his dark, sunken eyes. Perha... | |
[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. | Ah Christ! Seriously, Jesus Fucking Christ! Where is Christ, he’s supposed to be here. That’s the deal, right? You live life, you are a good person, you do good things and then when you die you met Christ and he gives you the skinny on everything.
Dinosaurs: meteor or was it a large kola with an appetite for liz... | Hey, I say. It stares back at me with soulless eyes from the kitchen. Perhaps it can't speak or maybe it simply doesn't want to. I look around until I am greeted with the site of my body, well ex-body, lying in a pool of blood. Lifeless. I look back at the ghost trying to find something the his dark, sunken eyes. Perha... | |
[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. | “Dad?”
“Uh…er…hello, son.”
“What the hell are you doing in my house?”
“Well, you see-"
“Wait, you died. Years ago. There was a party.”
“You had a party?”
“But if you’re dead, then how are you here? Please don’t tell me you somehow faked that car accident.”
“No, no, that accident was real. See?”
The older man li... | I definitely remember falling down the stairs. And I definitely remember a sharp, sudden shock of pain that almost immediately dulled to an indistinct throb.
I don't really remember the feelings I had when I was alive though. I can think about love and hate and fear in the abstract but there's no real visceral reactio... | |
[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. | "I said I was sorry," I muttered, twisting the top of my glossimer skirt. "It's not like I was *trying* or anything."
"Not trying?" Henric shouted. "Look at me!"
Squinting made it easier, solidifying his semitransparent form. He was tall, even without the additional three inches he gained from floating. His hair loo... | I definitely remember falling down the stairs. And I definitely remember a sharp, sudden shock of pain that almost immediately dulled to an indistinct throb.
I don't really remember the feelings I had when I was alive though. I can think about love and hate and fear in the abstract but there's no real visceral reactio... | |
[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. | “Dad?”
“Uh…er…hello, son.”
“What the hell are you doing in my house?”
“Well, you see-"
“Wait, you died. Years ago. There was a party.”
“You had a party?”
“But if you’re dead, then how are you here? Please don’t tell me you somehow faked that car accident.”
“No, no, that accident was real. See?”
The older man li... | Two ghosts in the room stared at each other.
"So, um... yeah, we're both ghosts now. Congratulations, dipshit, you've killed me."
"I did not kill you, dumbass! Do you feel dead? I have set you free! I am sick of people suffering tied to their physical bodies."
"I have enjoyed my body!"
"Really? Did you enjo... | |
[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. | "I said I was sorry," I muttered, twisting the top of my glossimer skirt. "It's not like I was *trying* or anything."
"Not trying?" Henric shouted. "Look at me!"
Squinting made it easier, solidifying his semitransparent form. He was tall, even without the additional three inches he gained from floating. His hair loo... | Two ghosts in the room stared at each other.
"So, um... yeah, we're both ghosts now. Congratulations, dipshit, you've killed me."
"I did not kill you, dumbass! Do you feel dead? I have set you free! I am sick of people suffering tied to their physical bodies."
"I have enjoyed my body!"
"Really? Did you enjo... | |
[WP] You are killed by the ghost in your house... but now you're a ghost, and its getting kinda awkward. | "I said I was sorry," I muttered, twisting the top of my glossimer skirt. "It's not like I was *trying* or anything."
"Not trying?" Henric shouted. "Look at me!"
Squinting made it easier, solidifying his semitransparent form. He was tall, even without the additional three inches he gained from floating. His hair loo... | *He couldn't help it,* I think. He's a ghost. He has a duty and he can't stop himself. Yet I still can't quell the bubble of rage that rises whenever he does his nightly howl. When you're a ghost, you get these urges. Urges to kill. And last time I checked, I wasn't insane. When you're a ghost, you can't really sink an... | |
You can do it | [WP] Write a story set on earth, with no aliens, no superpowers, no mysterious tattoos or numbers, and with no references to god whatsoever | Why did you leave the cat? The stack of LPs you took, but the cat you left? You don’t even have a record player. And meanwhile, Daisy and I spend our days staring at each other. She’s telling me as plainly as she can manage, “You drove her away.” The cat blames me. And I told her – actually told her – “She left you beh... | "Order, order!" Mariah Jones called out, "I call this emergency town hall session to order! Now settle down." The cacaphony of the audience hushed itself to a murmur.
"Let's begin this meeting now, at 10:46 AM, on the morning of Wednesday, October 26, uh..." Mariah quickly looked up to try and figure out what year it ... |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Sarah looked up from the work on her desk. The clock ticked by slow as molasses. 3:55 it read.
Fuck it, she thought to herself. I've earned the right to go home early once in a while.
She placed the documents on her desk in her filing cabinet and logged off of her computer.
She thought about how nice it would be ... | I looked over my shoulder as I stumbled over another root. They were strewn all over the ground and made it hard to escape, hard to stay up. I started to feel my chest pumping and heaving with each step. As I tripped and fell again, I risked a glance behind me. A mass of brown, coarse fur was gaining on me. *Up the tre... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | ***APPALACHIAN TRAIL***
DAY 1: First time thru-hike! I can't wait to get started. My husband drove me down to Georgia, where I'll start the greatest adventure of my life, as I head north on foot to Maine. The plan is to make it to the end by late August. Better get moving!
DAY 5: Met a few other NOBO Purists, and got... | I looked over my shoulder as I stumbled over another root. They were strewn all over the ground and made it hard to escape, hard to stay up. I started to feel my chest pumping and heaving with each step. As I tripped and fell again, I risked a glance behind me. A mass of brown, coarse fur was gaining on me. *Up the tre... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | #The Cold
There's a time between night and dawn here in the Cold where light hangs heavy in the air like a dense fog, clinging to the underbelly of the clouds. Angel fingers, reaching down from the surface of a charcoal river that flows so far above and yet too close; and I the dregs of that river, tossed along on a c... | I looked over my shoulder as I stumbled over another root. They were strewn all over the ground and made it hard to escape, hard to stay up. I started to feel my chest pumping and heaving with each step. As I tripped and fell again, I risked a glance behind me. A mass of brown, coarse fur was gaining on me. *Up the tre... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | The flames engulfed my vision. The sound of combustion and splintering wood spiked and became deafening. The heat was overwhelming and painful, causing me to scream helplessly and cry out, convulsing wildly, as I was thrown into what was formerly a wall, broken ends tearing and puncturing my skin. I blistered from the ... | I looked over my shoulder as I stumbled over another root. They were strewn all over the ground and made it hard to escape, hard to stay up. I started to feel my chest pumping and heaving with each step. As I tripped and fell again, I risked a glance behind me. A mass of brown, coarse fur was gaining on me. *Up the tre... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Harry was curled up in bed when his cell phone rang, tucked in under a sea of white sheets and red flannel blankets. He flung a hand listlessly out from under the sheets, cursing when the hard surface of his nightstand cracked against his knuckles. His sluggish fingers curled around the cracked screen of his phone; he ... | I looked over my shoulder as I stumbled over another root. They were strewn all over the ground and made it hard to escape, hard to stay up. I started to feel my chest pumping and heaving with each step. As I tripped and fell again, I risked a glance behind me. A mass of brown, coarse fur was gaining on me. *Up the tre... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | I heard a noise downstairs and a knock of a hard object against the living room table. Chills ran through my body as adrenaline surged through my blood. Quickly, I edged under my bed and grabbed my 9mm pistol. I could remember on the news about a series of break-ins recently and shootings had increased 25% in the last ... | I looked over my shoulder as I stumbled over another root. They were strewn all over the ground and made it hard to escape, hard to stay up. I started to feel my chest pumping and heaving with each step. As I tripped and fell again, I risked a glance behind me. A mass of brown, coarse fur was gaining on me. *Up the tre... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | ***APPALACHIAN TRAIL***
DAY 1: First time thru-hike! I can't wait to get started. My husband drove me down to Georgia, where I'll start the greatest adventure of my life, as I head north on foot to Maine. The plan is to make it to the end by late August. Better get moving!
DAY 5: Met a few other NOBO Purists, and got... | I was on my way home from work, my children were alone because the baby sitter decided to leave early for some reason. I pull into the drive way and come rushing to the door, opening it slowly as the kids are playing in their rooms from the sound of it.
The lights were off though and then I noticed the carpet looked ... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | ***APPALACHIAN TRAIL***
DAY 1: First time thru-hike! I can't wait to get started. My husband drove me down to Georgia, where I'll start the greatest adventure of my life, as I head north on foot to Maine. The plan is to make it to the end by late August. Better get moving!
DAY 5: Met a few other NOBO Purists, and got... | I had gotten as far as I had by never trusting anybody.
I was always the skiddish type. Could never relax. Always felt that someone was watching me, someone was looking to take me out, and I couldn't ever let that happen. All the people I've screwed over the years, because I had to shoot first. But now... I didn't kn... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | "Run!", the cry broke the dewey stillness of their resting area. *"They found us!"*, Berta's mind screamed. *"Where do we go?"*
Revving engines, coming closer and closer. There was no time. No time! *"GO!"*
They scattered, with no direction or leadership, chaff to the wind. Everyone for themselves, sprinting for th... | Let me tell you about the day I started to believe in Ghosts.
There I say. We'd all heard the stories before, but we're they really stories? Ghosts who would sweep people up at night and leave nothing but burning embers by the morning.
We all just sat, paralyzed with fear. Could we be next? None of us had seen an... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Harry was curled up in bed when his cell phone rang, tucked in under a sea of white sheets and red flannel blankets. He flung a hand listlessly out from under the sheets, cursing when the hard surface of his nightstand cracked against his knuckles. His sluggish fingers curled around the cracked screen of his phone; he ... | Let me tell you about the day I started to believe in Ghosts.
There I say. We'd all heard the stories before, but we're they really stories? Ghosts who would sweep people up at night and leave nothing but burning embers by the morning.
We all just sat, paralyzed with fear. Could we be next? None of us had seen an... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | I heard a noise downstairs and a knock of a hard object against the living room table. Chills ran through my body as adrenaline surged through my blood. Quickly, I edged under my bed and grabbed my 9mm pistol. I could remember on the news about a series of break-ins recently and shootings had increased 25% in the last ... | Let me tell you about the day I started to believe in Ghosts.
There I say. We'd all heard the stories before, but we're they really stories? Ghosts who would sweep people up at night and leave nothing but burning embers by the morning.
We all just sat, paralyzed with fear. Could we be next? None of us had seen an... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Marcus stared at his laptop. He first thought that he could write about killer robots. He then decided that may be considered cheating. That was almost a loop hole. He tapped his nails against his desk and thought "Maybe the scariest things are real problems" He thought about people in soul crushing debt, the loss... | Let me tell you about the day I started to believe in Ghosts.
There I say. We'd all heard the stories before, but we're they really stories? Ghosts who would sweep people up at night and leave nothing but burning embers by the morning.
We all just sat, paralyzed with fear. Could we be next? None of us had seen an... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Do not repeat my experiments. Do not follow in my footsteps.
By God, I wish I lived centuries earlier - that the only records that existed of my research were manuscripts that I could burn, that if I worked hard enough and quick enough, I could erase from existence every word I've written, and let this secret I've unc... | Let me tell you about the day I started to believe in Ghosts.
There I say. We'd all heard the stories before, but we're they really stories? Ghosts who would sweep people up at night and leave nothing but burning embers by the morning.
We all just sat, paralyzed with fear. Could we be next? None of us had seen an... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Harry was curled up in bed when his cell phone rang, tucked in under a sea of white sheets and red flannel blankets. He flung a hand listlessly out from under the sheets, cursing when the hard surface of his nightstand cracked against his knuckles. His sluggish fingers curled around the cracked screen of his phone; he ... | "Run!", the cry broke the dewey stillness of their resting area. *"They found us!"*, Berta's mind screamed. *"Where do we go?"*
Revving engines, coming closer and closer. There was no time. No time! *"GO!"*
They scattered, with no direction or leadership, chaff to the wind. Everyone for themselves, sprinting for th... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | I heard a noise downstairs and a knock of a hard object against the living room table. Chills ran through my body as adrenaline surged through my blood. Quickly, I edged under my bed and grabbed my 9mm pistol. I could remember on the news about a series of break-ins recently and shootings had increased 25% in the last ... | "Run!", the cry broke the dewey stillness of their resting area. *"They found us!"*, Berta's mind screamed. *"Where do we go?"*
Revving engines, coming closer and closer. There was no time. No time! *"GO!"*
They scattered, with no direction or leadership, chaff to the wind. Everyone for themselves, sprinting for th... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Marcus stared at his laptop. He first thought that he could write about killer robots. He then decided that may be considered cheating. That was almost a loop hole. He tapped his nails against his desk and thought "Maybe the scariest things are real problems" He thought about people in soul crushing debt, the loss... | "Dear fucking God! Is that thing alive?.." Dr. Henry tiptoes closer, adjusting his glasses and squinting to try and see in the lowlight. "Mario, hand me that flashilight and pole."
"No senor, I no, I no.." Mario frowns, struggling to find the words in his broken english.
"For fuckssake Mario! What the hell are we pa... | |
[WP] A horror story that doesn't involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. | Do not repeat my experiments. Do not follow in my footsteps.
By God, I wish I lived centuries earlier - that the only records that existed of my research were manuscripts that I could burn, that if I worked hard enough and quick enough, I could erase from existence every word I've written, and let this secret I've unc... | "Dear fucking God! Is that thing alive?.." Dr. Henry tiptoes closer, adjusting his glasses and squinting to try and see in the lowlight. "Mario, hand me that flashilight and pole."
"No senor, I no, I no.." Mario frowns, struggling to find the words in his broken english.
"For fuckssake Mario! What the hell are we pa... | |
[WP] You and your SO are walking along a subway platform when a badly scarred person comes out of nowhere and pushes your loved one onto the tracks. The stranger looks at you before running away - the face is your own face, unmistakable, but older, and broken. Your SO is in the ICU now, still alive. | "God DAMMIT!" He yelled. Michael stood just outside the room his father occupied, bracing himself on the crutches he had to use because of his broken leg. "Fuck me!" Some bitch tries to kill me and now my dad's damn near dead of a heart attack!"
We had been in the ER following the strange attack in the subway. He was ... | *Beep. Beep.*
I stared at her lifeless body.
*Beep. Beep.*
Perfectly still, she lay.
*Beep. Beep.*
I still couldn't believe what I'd seen.
*Beep. Beep.*
*Kerchunk.*
I turned to the door
*Creeeaak.*
*Beep. Beep.*
"Mr. Carson, police here to see you."
*Beep. Beep.*
"Okay, I'm coming."
*Beep. Beep.*
Slowly,... | |
[WP] You and your SO are walking along a subway platform when a badly scarred person comes out of nowhere and pushes your loved one onto the tracks. The stranger looks at you before running away - the face is your own face, unmistakable, but older, and broken. Your SO is in the ICU now, still alive. | I clung to Drew’s hand with all my might.
To think that a woman would come from out of nowhere and push him onto a set of train tracks was shocking. However, what irked me the most is that when I looked into her face, I saw an older version of myself looking back. In fact, it’s quite possible she was me –somehow.
... | *Beep. Beep.*
I stared at her lifeless body.
*Beep. Beep.*
Perfectly still, she lay.
*Beep. Beep.*
I still couldn't believe what I'd seen.
*Beep. Beep.*
*Kerchunk.*
I turned to the door
*Creeeaak.*
*Beep. Beep.*
"Mr. Carson, police here to see you."
*Beep. Beep.*
"Okay, I'm coming."
*Beep. Beep.*
Slowly,... |
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