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[WP] Most people have a shoulder angel and devil advising them. You have a shoulder robot and Elder God. | Medicine school teaches you how to learn 2 physiology volumes in a fortnight , shows you how to handle delicate situations and it even makes you get over your fear of seeing a decapitated head on a table during your first year of university.
However it does not give you any advice if paranormal forces are involved.
A... | #Purpose
 
At the age of thirteen everyone is said to get a physical manifestation of good and evil on their shoulders. One for good and one for evil. It is said that depending on the personality of the individual, those manifestations can be different.
 
I've always wondered who I am and what my ... | |
[WP] Most people have a shoulder angel and devil advising them. You have a shoulder robot and Elder God. | I didn't think the demon and angel thing was literal until I turned 13, when the depths of my subconscious summoned them to my shoulders to sit there for every one of my waking moments. I stilk don't think the demon and angel thing is literal.
You see, I have a robot and an elder god sitting on my shoulders. A Hal 900... | With the gun in my hand, I stopped to consider - would I *really* benefit from the murder of these 5 people? I needed some help with this indecision, so I called up the two most important facets of my personality.
"Razzeklaploth, JOHN, am I doing the right thing here?"
*"It depends: are you sacrificing her to a benev... | |
[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do. | "Sir, USS Fife has just been sunk. It's the thirteenth major loss we've had since Timothy declared war."
"Dammit all! He's just too fast for our sights to confirm his position. Zipping past our ships, he deploys mines like there's no end in sight! Go back to the command room and give me reports from other ships."
"Ri... | "Sir, ONI says they've finally got a lead on all the incidents here at Norfolk..." Lieutnenat Robbins trailed off as he read his message aloud.
"Well, son. Don't make me drag it out of you," Captian McDaniels commanded irritably. Three years of untraceable incidents and loss of personnel had etched a deep grove in hi... | |
[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do. | "Commander! We are taking on water!" A sailor yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Commander, the engine rooms reports severe damage! They had to evacuate." Reported another.
A third chimed in, "Commander! We have lost our main cannon, we won't be able to pierce his hull!"
Commander Lezin of the United States Navy was a... | "Sir, ONI says they've finally got a lead on all the incidents here at Norfolk..." Lieutnenat Robbins trailed off as he read his message aloud.
"Well, son. Don't make me drag it out of you," Captian McDaniels commanded irritably. Three years of untraceable incidents and loss of personnel had etched a deep grove in hi... | |
[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do. | What on Earth were we thinking?
To fight a child? Were we drinking?
Terror, fright, he steals the light.
His heart's so dark, he is the night.
He rides his ship of paper glory
While writing death into our story.
What will we ever do? We ask.
Surviving is our only task.
This child showed us who we are
While bom... | "Sir, ONI says they've finally got a lead on all the incidents here at Norfolk..." Lieutnenat Robbins trailed off as he read his message aloud.
"Well, son. Don't make me drag it out of you," Captian McDaniels commanded irritably. Three years of untraceable incidents and loss of personnel had etched a deep grove in hi... | |
[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do. | What on Earth were we thinking?
To fight a child? Were we drinking?
Terror, fright, he steals the light.
His heart's so dark, he is the night.
He rides his ship of paper glory
While writing death into our story.
What will we ever do? We ask.
Surviving is our only task.
This child showed us who we are
While bom... | "Sir, USS Fife has just been sunk. It's the thirteenth major loss we've had since Timothy declared war."
"Dammit all! He's just too fast for our sights to confirm his position. Zipping past our ships, he deploys mines like there's no end in sight! Go back to the command room and give me reports from other ships."
"Ri... | |
[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do. | What on Earth were we thinking?
To fight a child? Were we drinking?
Terror, fright, he steals the light.
His heart's so dark, he is the night.
He rides his ship of paper glory
While writing death into our story.
What will we ever do? We ask.
Surviving is our only task.
This child showed us who we are
While bom... | "Commander! We are taking on water!" A sailor yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Commander, the engine rooms reports severe damage! They had to evacuate." Reported another.
A third chimed in, "Commander! We have lost our main cannon, we won't be able to pierce his hull!"
Commander Lezin of the United States Navy was a... | |
[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do. | The setting sun skimmed across the sea and turned it into an endless glass of sangria. To Timmy, the evening sunbeams were brush strokes of blood; his fallen victims being honoured by the Gods. He settled down on the edge of the soft, home-made boat and dipped his toes into the water. He didn't mean to drift off, but t... | The hand-rolled cigarette between my fingers burns and ashes onto my table. It floats, softly, unaware of the carnage it was spawned from. With my eyes closed I breathe in deeply, allowing the nicotine to sprawl throughout my blood. The only thing that keeps me still these days.
"Sir?"
I have never met a man I was a... | |
[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do. | Little Timmy had a bark boat attached to a string. It had sails made out of paper and a pirate flag at the top that he had drawn himself. It was a piece of art in the eyes of the five-year-old. He had named her Esmeralda after his nana.
He was tugging it through a puddle one rainy day when a convoy of military vehicle... | The hand-rolled cigarette between my fingers burns and ashes onto my table. It floats, softly, unaware of the carnage it was spawned from. With my eyes closed I breathe in deeply, allowing the nicotine to sprawl throughout my blood. The only thing that keeps me still these days.
"Sir?"
I have never met a man I was a... | |
to a* | [WP] After death you are sent a small room where you are given 1 hour with a deceased person of your choice. The conversation is going fine until they reveal the truth about the afterlife.... | "Welcome to your afterlife room. Please pick your guest." The room's walls, ceiling, and floor were all this off-white eggshell color. It was entirely empty, save for a comfy-looking sofa.
"Welcome to your afterlife room. Please pick your guest." I blinked. The sofa didn't seem to be talking. Shrugging, I said the fi... | The conversation had been mostly pleasantries up until that point. After all, I hadn't seen my husband in years, and it was good to catch up with the man. He certainly was curious what I had been up to, and I was happy to assure him that I had spent my last years being just as adventurous as we had always been together... |
to a* | [WP] After death you are sent a small room where you are given 1 hour with a deceased person of your choice. The conversation is going fine until they reveal the truth about the afterlife.... | "Welcome to your afterlife room. Please pick your guest." The room's walls, ceiling, and floor were all this off-white eggshell color. It was entirely empty, save for a comfy-looking sofa.
"Welcome to your afterlife room. Please pick your guest." I blinked. The sofa didn't seem to be talking. Shrugging, I said the fi... | "It's not that bad.
Hell I mean. It gets old after awhile. Anyway, the hour is almost up. Wouldn't you rather talk about science?" Albert Einstein said.
My jaw dropped. If Einstein couldn't make it to heaven, what could I have possibly done in my simple life to get in? I never unlocked the universe. I never made disc... |
[WP] Everyone in every galaxy would fear you.If your name wasn't Sprinkles. | Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock.
I sat there staring. It had been hours, maybe days. There was no way of knowing. The annoying tick tock sound is something I had gotten used to. How long had it been since my last meal? Just thinking about it reminded me how much it hurt to be this hungry. I wanted to stop. But the th... | Sprinkles let out a sigh as another potential employer bursted out laughing.
"Sprinkles!!!" the wheezy voice of the caller said.
"Yep." said Sprinkles, beginning to feel bloodthirsty.
"Now listen," said the caller, "I have a reputation to keep ya know? I can't have rumor out on the streets that I hired some gun named S... | |
[WP] In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | "How is the White House justifying the reasons behind the largest act of provocation of war in modern politics?" yelled one reporter.
"Why hasn't the President addressed the American people yet?" another reporter pushed her way through the crowd. "Should we be expecting retaliation?"
"Enough!" yelled Sean Spicer in... | I check my phone for what had to be the millionth time since being lead to the tiny room. I don't know why I put up with this. It has been an entire hour of sitting on an uncomfortable sheet of tissue paper in a peep a boo medical gown. Every shift I make sounds like I am wrestling a some kind of wrapping paper monster... | |
[WP] A league of super-villians from an alternate universe has decided to kill every version of you, their arch enemy in their universe. Now a group of alternate-universe you's has arrived to protect you. You are revealed to be the only version of yourself without super powers. | Growing up, I always wished I had super powers. I'd always take those "which power would you have" quizzes on Facebook and the ID spend hours daydreaming about what it'd be like to actually have those powers. Super speed, flight, mind control, telekinesis, super strength, you name it and I've dreamt about it.
So, y... | Quite often I find myself waiting in a bar with the hope that someone will hit on me. I'll have my arm on the counter and smile at passers by and I'll even offer my friends drinks with that loud generosity which is bound to make people nod in respect towards that guy who treats his mates right. Yeah, I would love o get... | |
[WP] A league of super-villians from an alternate universe has decided to kill every version of you, their arch enemy in their universe. Now a group of alternate-universe you's has arrived to protect you. You are revealed to be the only version of yourself without super powers. | "Stop." I waved at Steve A-3, who chuckled and withdrew the chopsticks he's been waving in front of my face telekinetically.
"Fine, fine. Yo, B-6, I think B-1 wants to talk to you." He yelled across the room. The Steve sitting at the other side of the recreational area looked up from a group of myselves, nodded, and ... | Quite often I find myself waiting in a bar with the hope that someone will hit on me. I'll have my arm on the counter and smile at passers by and I'll even offer my friends drinks with that loud generosity which is bound to make people nod in respect towards that guy who treats his mates right. Yeah, I would love o get... | |
[WP] A league of super-villians from an alternate universe has decided to kill every version of you, their arch enemy in their universe. Now a group of alternate-universe you's has arrived to protect you. You are revealed to be the only version of yourself without super powers. | "Stop." I waved at Steve A-3, who chuckled and withdrew the chopsticks he's been waving in front of my face telekinetically.
"Fine, fine. Yo, B-6, I think B-1 wants to talk to you." He yelled across the room. The Steve sitting at the other side of the recreational area looked up from a group of myselves, nodded, and ... | Growing up, I always wished I had super powers. I'd always take those "which power would you have" quizzes on Facebook and the ID spend hours daydreaming about what it'd be like to actually have those powers. Super speed, flight, mind control, telekinesis, super strength, you name it and I've dreamt about it.
So, y... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | "Where are they?" ask the Kriskan "What transpired? What made them go?
What caused the disappearance of the Humans long ago?
A global war? A deadly plague? A meteor impact?
And how did *you* survive it all? What kept *just you* intact?"
"I wasn't there, my Kriskan chum" the last Human explained.
"I left Eart... | A deep sigh fell from her mouth as her tired mind processed the question.
She repeated it back to the small creature, which body seemed to pulsate with the rhythm of a heartbeat.
"What did they do?" She repeated back to the questioner.
It seemed to nod.
"When we could not kill our enemies, we killed ourselves. T... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | I pause and rub the smooth surface of the podium in front of me, for a moment the room is silent before I sigh and give out my answer.
"They were living their lives."
The room exploded, each and every alien demanded answers and clarifications to my statement. It is not surprising it is obvious that such an answer woul... | A deep sigh fell from her mouth as her tired mind processed the question.
She repeated it back to the small creature, which body seemed to pulsate with the rhythm of a heartbeat.
"What did they do?" She repeated back to the questioner.
It seemed to nod.
"When we could not kill our enemies, we killed ourselves. T... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | I smirked beneath my armor, behind my breathing apparatus. It was common for people to come up after the lecture was over to ask me questions, but they almost never asked about the very end. I guess they mostly didn't really think about it; if people were dead, they were dead. Why ask what happened in their dying momen... | A deep sigh fell from her mouth as her tired mind processed the question.
She repeated it back to the small creature, which body seemed to pulsate with the rhythm of a heartbeat.
"What did they do?" She repeated back to the questioner.
It seemed to nod.
"When we could not kill our enemies, we killed ourselves. T... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | I suppose I did say any question didn't I? A single question for each student who had demonstrated a tremendous aptitude for the subject, those were the rules. If any student ever had deserved that distinction, Andra certainly did, in all my years teaching I had never seen a single study demonstrate her sheer tenacity... | A deep sigh fell from her mouth as her tired mind processed the question.
She repeated it back to the small creature, which body seemed to pulsate with the rhythm of a heartbeat.
"What did they do?" She repeated back to the questioner.
It seemed to nod.
"When we could not kill our enemies, we killed ourselves. T... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | It was a strange question. I had never been asked it nor had I ever thought to prepare for it. It was silent, every life-form in attendance waiting on an answer. I stared hard at the hooded figure. It's face was concealed by a mask and it wore a thick flowing hooded robe.
The audience was getting restless. A life-f... | A deep sigh fell from her mouth as her tired mind processed the question.
She repeated it back to the small creature, which body seemed to pulsate with the rhythm of a heartbeat.
"What did they do?" She repeated back to the questioner.
It seemed to nod.
"When we could not kill our enemies, we killed ourselves. T... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | "And thus concludes our discussion of World War 4. Any questions before we end this lecture?"
Nobody raised their hand. Unsurprising for a first year xeno-history course on a long dead race. Most people here probably probably took this as a "bird course" anyways...
"Well then, have a nice weekend everyone. Next week ... | A deep sigh fell from her mouth as her tired mind processed the question.
She repeated it back to the small creature, which body seemed to pulsate with the rhythm of a heartbeat.
"What did they do?" She repeated back to the questioner.
It seemed to nod.
"When we could not kill our enemies, we killed ourselves. T... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | I smirked beneath my armor, behind my breathing apparatus. It was common for people to come up after the lecture was over to ask me questions, but they almost never asked about the very end. I guess they mostly didn't really think about it; if people were dead, they were dead. Why ask what happened in their dying momen... | The question seems to echo through the room, followed by silence as if spoken in a tomb. As the final word touches his ears, it begins to trigger a memory he most fears.
The mission was a simple one; to safeguard the seeds of humanity.
Such horror had been done, the war released such insanity.
Through several incidenc... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | I pause and rub the smooth surface of the podium in front of me, for a moment the room is silent before I sigh and give out my answer.
"They were living their lives."
The room exploded, each and every alien demanded answers and clarifications to my statement. It is not surprising it is obvious that such an answer woul... | "Where are they?" ask the Kriskan "What transpired? What made them go?
What caused the disappearance of the Humans long ago?
A global war? A deadly plague? A meteor impact?
And how did *you* survive it all? What kept *just you* intact?"
"I wasn't there, my Kriskan chum" the last Human explained.
"I left Eart... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | I smirked beneath my armor, behind my breathing apparatus. It was common for people to come up after the lecture was over to ask me questions, but they almost never asked about the very end. I guess they mostly didn't really think about it; if people were dead, they were dead. Why ask what happened in their dying momen... | "Where are they?" ask the Kriskan "What transpired? What made them go?
What caused the disappearance of the Humans long ago?
A global war? A deadly plague? A meteor impact?
And how did *you* survive it all? What kept *just you* intact?"
"I wasn't there, my Kriskan chum" the last Human explained.
"I left Eart... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | It was a strange question. I had never been asked it nor had I ever thought to prepare for it. It was silent, every life-form in attendance waiting on an answer. I stared hard at the hooded figure. It's face was concealed by a mask and it wore a thick flowing hooded robe.
The audience was getting restless. A life-f... | "So you see, they did not understand. Those ignorant humans just did what they thought was right without thinking and all hell broke loose..." I made some exaggeration motions with my arms and the audience gave out a low gasp.
"And that started the war?"
"Yes, exactly... That was the whole start of the war. Many good... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | "And thus concludes our discussion of World War 4. Any questions before we end this lecture?"
Nobody raised their hand. Unsurprising for a first year xeno-history course on a long dead race. Most people here probably probably took this as a "bird course" anyways...
"Well then, have a nice weekend everyone. Next week ... | "So you see, they did not understand. Those ignorant humans just did what they thought was right without thinking and all hell broke loose..." I made some exaggeration motions with my arms and the audience gave out a low gasp.
"And that started the war?"
"Yes, exactly... That was the whole start of the war. Many good... | |
[WP] You, the last remaining human, travel around the galaxy telling stories of the tragedies humans before you commited. One day at a seminar, you are asked a question you aren't prepared for: "What was the last thing the humans did, and how did you survive?" | "And thus concludes our discussion of World War 4. Any questions before we end this lecture?"
Nobody raised their hand. Unsurprising for a first year xeno-history course on a long dead race. Most people here probably probably took this as a "bird course" anyways...
"Well then, have a nice weekend everyone. Next week ... | It was a strange question. I had never been asked it nor had I ever thought to prepare for it. It was silent, every life-form in attendance waiting on an answer. I stared hard at the hooded figure. It's face was concealed by a mask and it wore a thick flowing hooded robe.
The audience was getting restless. A life-f... | |
Sorry if this is stupid, I just thought of this and think it would make a good book or movie! If it's not clear, I was thinking Penny could be the name of a person or animal! | [WP] The world learns that somewhere there is a single penny that can grant them any wish. Big businesses and fanatics search desperately for it, but it was never specified that this "Penny" was a coin. | The world had been in a complete frenzy when the penny had been announced. Historians were feverishly investigating the codex that spoke about it, scientists trying with all their might to prove it was possible (As though they wanted to believe against all logic), businessmen paying to get all sorts of leads on the cas... | It was very late when I finally pulled into my driveway, after another long shift. I rummaged for my keys, contemplating what sad meal I could make for myself before falling asleep on the couch. As I reached for the handle, it turned on its own, and there she stood. Words always failed me when I tried to describe her. ... |
Sorry if this is stupid, I just thought of this and think it would make a good book or movie! If it's not clear, I was thinking Penny could be the name of a person or animal! | [WP] The world learns that somewhere there is a single penny that can grant them any wish. Big businesses and fanatics search desperately for it, but it was never specified that this "Penny" was a coin. | The tinny audio from the old television sliced jaggedly through the aroma of parmesan and oregano that saturated the interior of the little italian eatery. The cook, Mario Luigetti rolled his eyes as he stabbed at his lunch. The talking heads kept going on and on and on about this damned penny and how it was supposed t... | It was very late when I finally pulled into my driveway, after another long shift. I rummaged for my keys, contemplating what sad meal I could make for myself before falling asleep on the couch. As I reached for the handle, it turned on its own, and there she stood. Words always failed me when I tried to describe her. ... |
Sorry if this is stupid, I just thought of this and think it would make a good book or movie! If it's not clear, I was thinking Penny could be the name of a person or animal! | [WP] The world learns that somewhere there is a single penny that can grant them any wish. Big businesses and fanatics search desperately for it, but it was never specified that this "Penny" was a coin. | It was early, probably not even six in the morning, when I heard knocking on my door. I had come in from my shift a few minutes before so my visitor must have been waiting.
I sighed and put away the tabloids I had picked up and the headlines that my mother had cut from her paper across the country and express mailed ... | I was at the bar watching the news, some people were searching for a penny that supposedly would grant a wish. I thought it was dumb and there were even people saying they found it but it was stuff that could happen like getting a job or something after finding the penny. I wasn't gonna look for some dumb coin that c... |
[WP] You're a successful hitman in a world inhabited by wizards and witches, but you can't use magic. | There are three major misconceptions that the people of the Gilded City of Fleegan have about magician assassinations.
The first is that magic is infinite. Sure, you have your warding spells to detect invisible men and protective shield charms to block flying crossbow bolts, arrowheads, and even the occasional conceal... | As I followed Jim down the dark hallway, I spotted Bart out of the corner of my eye. Wanderlasts greatest wand wielder. "Death to all nuphelims" I shout and fired my sig sauer. As I fire, Caroline comes running up behind me and swings her blade at my firing arm. I dodge. The bullet misses and strikes Ben. Jim catches B... | |
[WP] You're a successful hitman in a world inhabited by wizards and witches, but you can't use magic. | Here's the thing about Magic, kid. It's really easy to detect. Like, How often have you felt someone enchanting a broom 4 buildings down? Easy right? Well, think about it, if one little enchantment can be felt that easy, imagine something bigger. Like trying to use a lightning bolt. It's ridiculus. Everyone within a bl... | As I followed Jim down the dark hallway, I spotted Bart out of the corner of my eye. Wanderlasts greatest wand wielder. "Death to all nuphelims" I shout and fired my sig sauer. As I fire, Caroline comes running up behind me and swings her blade at my firing arm. I dodge. The bullet misses and strikes Ben. Jim catches B... | |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader, and on the last chapter they realize that once the book closes they will die. | What is this fate? Trapped, in some kind of limbo. It’s as if my words exist but I do not. I feel as though I am in a state of existing as a stream of consciousness. Not alive, but the gears are still turning.
How did I even get here? Did I exist before it? Will I exist after? Am I here right now? Yes – at the very l... | It was after I read the last chapter when It happened.
I was reading a book when I noticed whenever I finished a chapter, all the ink melted into the words "I love you".
When I finished the 68th chapter though, it said "why!? Why do you have to do this to me?!"
I finished the book. There were screams of horror once ... | |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader, and on the last chapter they realize that once the book closes they will die. | Rain didn’t pelt the protagonist anymore. A few pages ago the torrent had been coming down hard enough that it had felt like some big, ugly bastard was working him over. Even through his duster. Sam Strider, vigilante and gun for hire had fought a lot of battles. A pretty big war, too. He shouldn’t have lived so long, ... | It was after I read the last chapter when It happened.
I was reading a book when I noticed whenever I finished a chapter, all the ink melted into the words "I love you".
When I finished the 68th chapter though, it said "why!? Why do you have to do this to me?!"
I finished the book. There were screams of horror once ... | |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader, and on the last chapter they realize that once the book closes they will die. | Rain didn’t pelt the protagonist anymore. A few pages ago the torrent had been coming down hard enough that it had felt like some big, ugly bastard was working him over. Even through his duster. Sam Strider, vigilante and gun for hire had fought a lot of battles. A pretty big war, too. He shouldn’t have lived so long, ... | What is this fate? Trapped, in some kind of limbo. It’s as if my words exist but I do not. I feel as though I am in a state of existing as a stream of consciousness. Not alive, but the gears are still turning.
How did I even get here? Did I exist before it? Will I exist after? Am I here right now? Yes – at the very l... | |
[WP]A hacker hacks into the webcam of their crush and sees something they really shouldn't have. Now they're a witness... | Cassandra pulls a lollipop from her purse, turning her desktop on before tugging her boots off. Her day wasn't spectacular, but this will make up for it. She connects to Johnny's camera, hoping that she successfully managed to disable the signal light on his webcam. His roommate, Miriam, had her in to remove a virus fr... |
I woke up in my bathroom, not realizing where I was. Did I drink again? I stood up and washed my face in the empty sink, then took a look in the mirror. "Hey handsome" I said as I winked to the mirror. It felt good to do that, but I also got a flashback of when my mom saw me one time, making me feel emberassed. I walk... | |
[WP] You accidentally pressed an ad claiming that "There are hot, beautiful women near you and desperately need boyfriends." A few seconds later, you hear a knock on your door. You look through the peephole. It's them- the hot, beautiful women. | *knock knock*
I stared for a moment then stood up and laughed in utter disbelief. I carefully opened the door and about six women flooded into the house before I had time to speak, they were entirely disproportionate - yet somehow still attractive.
It was then, that I had an idea...
"Can I get anyone a cup of tea?" ... | He looked through the keyhole, shocked at what he saw. Yup. She was the spitting image of the advert.
It had been an accident while browsing reddit of course (damn ad suggestions!) and before he could click on the big red X, his location had flashed up on screen.
And before he knew it, there was a knock at the door.
... | |
Edit: Feel free to write about people in other classes like math, P.E, etc. It doesn't just have to be English class. Many of the responses were great so I would love to see what the story would be like in other classes
| [WP] The high school hunger games pits classes against each other. You use anything in the class to battle. The wood working class create spears and shields, the chemistry class use chemicals, the cooking class use knives. Meanwhile you're stuck in English class... | It was bedlam, kids killing each other, friends turned on each other. And for what? Money, women, drugs, I don't know and I don't care. All that mattered was that it sucked, and that I didn't care enough to grt out of seat. The t.v was on, and I was sitting on the couch that happened to be in the philosophy room.
Of ... | The bell rang, signalling the beginning of the game. Footsteps and screams came from the hall. Our only protection was that the strongest guys were holding desks against the door, and the rushers didn't want to turn their backs on the hall and get killed.
People's friends ran to each other, clinging and muttering fra... |
Edit: Feel free to write about people in other classes like math, P.E, etc. It doesn't just have to be English class. Many of the responses were great so I would love to see what the story would be like in other classes
| [WP] The high school hunger games pits classes against each other. You use anything in the class to battle. The wood working class create spears and shields, the chemistry class use chemicals, the cooking class use knives. Meanwhile you're stuck in English class... | Lisa stood shoulder to shoulder with her twin as they faced the Carpenters across the gym. The Hunger Games had been coming for weeks now, and by sheer chance- and roulette- English had been spared as Carpentry cut a bloody swath through their competition. Only Chemistry had a chance against them, but this year someone... | The bell rang, signalling the beginning of the game. Footsteps and screams came from the hall. Our only protection was that the strongest guys were holding desks against the door, and the rushers didn't want to turn their backs on the hall and get killed.
People's friends ran to each other, clinging and muttering fra... |
Edit: Feel free to write about people in other classes like math, P.E, etc. It doesn't just have to be English class. Many of the responses were great so I would love to see what the story would be like in other classes
| [WP] The high school hunger games pits classes against each other. You use anything in the class to battle. The wood working class create spears and shields, the chemistry class use chemicals, the cooking class use knives. Meanwhile you're stuck in English class... | Once, I listened to wise older men
Who claimed Sword was less mighty than Pen
I did my best, but
I've been stabbed in the gut;
I sure won't fall for _that_ one again. | Everyone just sat at their desks, staring forward, lost in their fears. The words still rang in their ears, fresh from the morning announcements. *This months Hunger Games will include AP Chemistry, 3rd period; US History, 5th period; Carpentry, 2nd period; Cooking, 7th period; and AP Literature, 6th period.* Literatur... |
Edit: Feel free to write about people in other classes like math, P.E, etc. It doesn't just have to be English class. Many of the responses were great so I would love to see what the story would be like in other classes
| [WP] The high school hunger games pits classes against each other. You use anything in the class to battle. The wood working class create spears and shields, the chemistry class use chemicals, the cooking class use knives. Meanwhile you're stuck in English class... | ***April 28th, Afternoon***
Well my plan backfired a bit. I made sure to take a bunch of advantageous classes my senior year so when that Hunger Games bell rang, I would be in good position. Cooking, woodworking, biology seemed useful, chemistry was worth a shot, and gym class of course, but the bell rang while I was... | Everyone just sat at their desks, staring forward, lost in their fears. The words still rang in their ears, fresh from the morning announcements. *This months Hunger Games will include AP Chemistry, 3rd period; US History, 5th period; Carpentry, 2nd period; Cooking, 7th period; and AP Literature, 6th period.* Literatur... |
Edit: Feel free to write about people in other classes like math, P.E, etc. It doesn't just have to be English class. Many of the responses were great so I would love to see what the story would be like in other classes
| [WP] The high school hunger games pits classes against each other. You use anything in the class to battle. The wood working class create spears and shields, the chemistry class use chemicals, the cooking class use knives. Meanwhile you're stuck in English class... | ***April 28th, Afternoon***
Well my plan backfired a bit. I made sure to take a bunch of advantageous classes my senior year so when that Hunger Games bell rang, I would be in good position. Cooking, woodworking, biology seemed useful, chemistry was worth a shot, and gym class of course, but the bell rang while I was... | Nobody really knew what to do. After all, it was an actual battle; people were expected to fall.
I had a lot of classes, useful ones as well. I had the basics, English, History, Science, Math. I had two other 'fun' classes as well, woodshop and welding. It wasn't a surprise when they announced that the class you'd be ... |
Edit: Feel free to write about people in other classes like math, P.E, etc. It doesn't just have to be English class. Many of the responses were great so I would love to see what the story would be like in other classes
| [WP] The high school hunger games pits classes against each other. You use anything in the class to battle. The wood working class create spears and shields, the chemistry class use chemicals, the cooking class use knives. Meanwhile you're stuck in English class... | *Bzzzt*
"The cooking course has been eliminated"
Laughter came resounding down the halls. "Ha, we got this in the bag! The only class left that might be a threat is English and they don't even have any weapons!" Many other voices shouted in agreement with the large grizzled senior, each student had a wooden shield an... | Nobody really knew what to do. After all, it was an actual battle; people were expected to fall.
I had a lot of classes, useful ones as well. I had the basics, English, History, Science, Math. I had two other 'fun' classes as well, woodshop and welding. It wasn't a surprise when they announced that the class you'd be ... |
Edit: Feel free to write about people in other classes like math, P.E, etc. It doesn't just have to be English class. Many of the responses were great so I would love to see what the story would be like in other classes
| [WP] The high school hunger games pits classes against each other. You use anything in the class to battle. The wood working class create spears and shields, the chemistry class use chemicals, the cooking class use knives. Meanwhile you're stuck in English class... | Another explosion rocked the side of the English classroom, sending a web of cracks running through the wall.
Flakes of plaster drifted down from the ceiling and settled on the blood stained floor like snowflakes on a poppy field.
Ingrid looked up from her notebook to check that their barricades were still intact, an... | Nobody really knew what to do. After all, it was an actual battle; people were expected to fall.
I had a lot of classes, useful ones as well. I had the basics, English, History, Science, Math. I had two other 'fun' classes as well, woodshop and welding. It wasn't a surprise when they announced that the class you'd be ... |
[WP] You can't outshoot, out gamble or out ride the criminal element in town, but folks made you sheriff because you can out bullshit anybody, any time. | “So you say you can out-shoot, out-gamble, and out-ride any criminal in town, and that’s why we should hire you as sheriff?”
“That’s right.”
“Well I never heard back from the mayor in… where was it you sheriffed last?”
“Realtown. Least made-up town in the West.”
“Right. Well if you can do for us what you say yo... | The lovely people of Wet Bedrock were all out in the town on Sunday, as it was a Sunday, so they all got to see me nearly soil my chaps while facing down a tall, muscular, and bald ne'erdowell who had just got done shooting and robbing the bartender. Truth be told, Ida not minded having less eyes and faces on me when I... | |
[WP] You can't outshoot, out gamble or out ride the criminal element in town, but folks made you sheriff because you can out bullshit anybody, any time. | Sheriff Taylor was never considered the best man for, well, any job but now he found himself with a shiny new Sheriff’s badge and the tall order of cleaning up the town. Clarence Harris and the rest of the Harris Gang had been running Diamond City unofficially for the past three years and no one had been able to put a ... | The lovely people of Wet Bedrock were all out in the town on Sunday, as it was a Sunday, so they all got to see me nearly soil my chaps while facing down a tall, muscular, and bald ne'erdowell who had just got done shooting and robbing the bartender. Truth be told, Ida not minded having less eyes and faces on me when I... | |
[WP] You can't outshoot, out gamble or out ride the criminal element in town, but folks made you sheriff because you can out bullshit anybody, any time. | Sheriff Taylor was never considered the best man for, well, any job but now he found himself with a shiny new Sheriff’s badge and the tall order of cleaning up the town. Clarence Harris and the rest of the Harris Gang had been running Diamond City unofficially for the past three years and no one had been able to put a ... | “So you say you can out-shoot, out-gamble, and out-ride any criminal in town, and that’s why we should hire you as sheriff?”
“That’s right.”
“Well I never heard back from the mayor in… where was it you sheriffed last?”
“Realtown. Least made-up town in the West.”
“Right. Well if you can do for us what you say yo... | |
[WP] Write a tragic / heartbreaking letter of resignation or goodbye letter | deer mommy
i heard wot the doctor said. i was hiding behind the door. i no i am going to die. i am sorry that i hit Karen that time and then said that I did not hit Karen. I am sorry that I lyed. i rember wot you said when edie died and i when i die i will go live with the angles and with petr pan and Winnie the poh... | There's just this empty pit in my throat keeping the words from coming out. Better that I just write them down instead.
I spent the last year of my life trying to make yours livable. You'd suffered so much in all your years, it was easy to think you deserved better. It wasn't hard at all for the first part. Even the ... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | It feels like months, possibly years ago, that I was abandoned here to rot by the ones I thought loved me. Left to explore this land of towers and structures I have never seen before. There are shrill shrieks of metal as one of the structures rocks gently in the wind. Back, forward, back, forward, each time with an omi... | *Ever since* she *died…*
The swing creaked, just barely, as a breeze flew by, nudging the rusted metal seat and the hook keeping it attached to the skeleton. It was a warm summer day; the roses, which almost looked like a frozen frame of an explosion of red and pink smoke, were in full bloom, their faces bright and sm... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | It feels like months, possibly years ago, that I was abandoned here to rot by the ones I thought loved me. Left to explore this land of towers and structures I have never seen before. There are shrill shrieks of metal as one of the structures rocks gently in the wind. Back, forward, back, forward, each time with an omi... | **ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD**
*A cute narration in a grim setting.*
There’s nothing I enjoy more than going on adventures with my friends. Of course, they’re all dead, but it’s not like I care. After all, human bodies take at least eight to twelve years before really decomposing into skeletons. That’s something Peter t... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | I can hear him high above me, growling and beating his chest. For the thousandth time, I wonder what his motivation is. Why did he take her?
I press on, calves burning, as I traverse the ever-sloping walkway as it ascends towards my fate. When will this nightmare end?
I hear multiple crashes several floors above me,... | I always knew it was him.
From the moment I laid eyes on him, I knew it was love at first sight. We were both searching for food in different groups, hoping that the guards wouldn't see us. When they spotted one of us, we all ran. We ducked into the same alley and hid, praying to whatever deity existed that they wou... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | Once upon a time, a brave young boy was trapped in a giant tower.
The tower was made of metal and painted black.
The tower had no windows.
The tower was a scary place.
*How I want to smell the grass again*, the brave young boy thought, *and swim in the sea like a dolphin, and watch the clouds again like a happy bir... | I always knew it was him.
From the moment I laid eyes on him, I knew it was love at first sight. We were both searching for food in different groups, hoping that the guards wouldn't see us. When they spotted one of us, we all ran. We ducked into the same alley and hid, praying to whatever deity existed that they wou... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | I can hear him high above me, growling and beating his chest. For the thousandth time, I wonder what his motivation is. Why did he take her?
I press on, calves burning, as I traverse the ever-sloping walkway as it ascends towards my fate. When will this nightmare end?
I hear multiple crashes several floors above me,... | One day I will reach the stars.
Ever since I became conscious I could feel this urge to go up. An almost driving passion... Odd... I can never remember why?
Why... whyyyyy... to escape of course
But from what? I'm confused. It hurts all over... all of my pieces hurt
*I remember a young man. "Don't worry guys we're ... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | Once upon a time, a brave young boy was trapped in a giant tower.
The tower was made of metal and painted black.
The tower had no windows.
The tower was a scary place.
*How I want to smell the grass again*, the brave young boy thought, *and swim in the sea like a dolphin, and watch the clouds again like a happy bir... | One day I will reach the stars.
Ever since I became conscious I could feel this urge to go up. An almost driving passion... Odd... I can never remember why?
Why... whyyyyy... to escape of course
But from what? I'm confused. It hurts all over... all of my pieces hurt
*I remember a young man. "Don't worry guys we're ... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | Once upon a time, a brave young boy was trapped in a giant tower.
The tower was made of metal and painted black.
The tower had no windows.
The tower was a scary place.
*How I want to smell the grass again*, the brave young boy thought, *and swim in the sea like a dolphin, and watch the clouds again like a happy bir... | CHILDISH INTERPRETATION
Once upon a time, there was a big city called Mega City One. Mega City One is a huge city, with lots and lots of people living there. But some of the people were bad and hurt others. To keep the bad people from hurting the good people, they made Judges. One was named Judge Dredd, and he was the... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | Once upon a time, a brave young boy was trapped in a giant tower.
The tower was made of metal and painted black.
The tower had no windows.
The tower was a scary place.
*How I want to smell the grass again*, the brave young boy thought, *and swim in the sea like a dolphin, and watch the clouds again like a happy bir... | GRITTY INTERPRETATION
All was well in the kingdom before Lord Licorice began plotting his takeover of Candyland. His machinations knew no end, even going so far as to steal King Kandy's own children and abandon them on the border of the realm. For weeks, their only company was a large, hairy creature whose fur was sta... | |
[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia. | A cold wind blew on Ponytown.
The candybeans were in bloom, but all the color in the world couldn't crack the worn face of Mr. Buttercup. He leaned up against the back wall of the flowertorium, waiting for his contact to show. He chewed on his lollipop stick, it's sweet flavor long vanished, turned into the bitter gr... | GRITTY INTERPRETATION
All was well in the kingdom before Lord Licorice began plotting his takeover of Candyland. His machinations knew no end, even going so far as to steal King Kandy's own children and abandon them on the border of the realm. For weeks, their only company was a large, hairy creature whose fur was sta... | |
[WP] His knife was sharp, but her claws were sharper. | Leo took a deep breath, trying to calm his trembling nerves. He looked at the knife in his hands, sharp and cold, and at the scratches down his arms, hot and throbbing.
A low growl rumbled from around the corner. He could hear her, he knew she was there. Waiting. Watching. Looking for any sign that his guard had dropp... | It really makes sense that he was the brain, then, right? When you really look at them and think about it, she's got the blades, and he's got the plans.
Have you ever contacted them? I heard that their services are quite expensive. It's more than worth it, though. They deliver death as much as they avoid it. People ev... | |
[WP] His knife was sharp, but her claws were sharper. | Leo took a deep breath, trying to calm his trembling nerves. He looked at the knife in his hands, sharp and cold, and at the scratches down his arms, hot and throbbing.
A low growl rumbled from around the corner. He could hear her, he knew she was there. Waiting. Watching. Looking for any sign that his guard had dropp... | His light swept across the oak paneled walls and thick, lush carpet. In the distance he could hear gunshots and the occasional scream, but in his corridor there was only silence and his heavy, careful tread. He grinned to himself and tightened his hold on the rifle. The children's rooms seemed unguarded, he could almos... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | > be me
> that's funny, there's no internet
> better put on my gas mask
> already fondling my soviet bolt action rifle
> raise Venetian blinds 11mm and peek outside
> there's a handfull of neckbeards and a chubby girl
> they're running around with flashlights and brooms
... | She sat there staring at the screen. It had been almost a month since things changed. The only reminder that things had once been different lay clasped in her hand.
As her fingers glided over the shattered and almost unrecognizable screen, she took solace in the gentle glow. In the darkness around her, she heard a ge... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | These aliens come in peace, you can't just blame the entire race of aliens for 1 ship killing 10 million people. Nor the 5 aliens that killed 20 million yesterday.
You guys are being extremely bigotted and racist.
Me: they are literally saying kill and enslave all humans.
Look they need earths resources too. I'm repo... | She sat there staring at the screen. It had been almost a month since things changed. The only reminder that things had once been different lay clasped in her hand.
As her fingers glided over the shattered and almost unrecognizable screen, she took solace in the gentle glow. In the darkness around her, she heard a ge... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | It had been the most upvoted comment in three places, cross posted and tagged Controversial, Sticky AND Serious in r/WorldNews, r/Politics and r/TIL .
Sure, the recipe was all simple stuff, if not a little complicated; I mean, it kinda had to be. And while it wasn't ONLY Redditors who successfully inoculated themselv... | She sat there staring at the screen. It had been almost a month since things changed. The only reminder that things had once been different lay clasped in her hand.
As her fingers glided over the shattered and almost unrecognizable screen, she took solace in the gentle glow. In the darkness around her, she heard a ge... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | Let me tell you a story, kid.
The Sufari came to Earth in March of 2034. They bearing technology we could only imagine, language we could barely approximate, and a thought process that was all honor and rules that didn't make sense to most of us. Their weapons were capable of destruction in ways we had never seen. Th... | She sat there staring at the screen. It had been almost a month since things changed. The only reminder that things had once been different lay clasped in her hand.
As her fingers glided over the shattered and almost unrecognizable screen, she took solace in the gentle glow. In the darkness around her, she heard a ge... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | That night started like hundreds previous other nights, as I sat perusing the front page of the internet. My eyes barely registered the posts about Trump, or the endless art threads where a lone protagonist faces a distance, menacing goliath. I was here for the good stuff. It had long become my addiction. Was I a... | She sat there staring at the screen. It had been almost a month since things changed. The only reminder that things had once been different lay clasped in her hand.
As her fingers glided over the shattered and almost unrecognizable screen, she took solace in the gentle glow. In the darkness around her, she heard a ge... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | > be me
> that's funny, there's no internet
> better put on my gas mask
> already fondling my soviet bolt action rifle
> raise Venetian blinds 11mm and peek outside
> there's a handfull of neckbeards and a chubby girl
> they're running around with flashlights and brooms
... | They die immediately at the sight of the hopelessly awkward and the screeches of the autistics they encounters when attempting to clear all dank, stuffy basements and one bedroom semen stenched apartments. All unwitting heroes have one thing in common.. a website where spacedicks and drumpf-o-phobes and files congrega... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | It had been the most upvoted comment in three places, cross posted and tagged Controversial, Sticky AND Serious in r/WorldNews, r/Politics and r/TIL .
Sure, the recipe was all simple stuff, if not a little complicated; I mean, it kinda had to be. And while it wasn't ONLY Redditors who successfully inoculated themselv... | They die immediately at the sight of the hopelessly awkward and the screeches of the autistics they encounters when attempting to clear all dank, stuffy basements and one bedroom semen stenched apartments. All unwitting heroes have one thing in common.. a website where spacedicks and drumpf-o-phobes and files congrega... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | > be me
> that's funny, there's no internet
> better put on my gas mask
> already fondling my soviet bolt action rifle
> raise Venetian blinds 11mm and peek outside
> there's a handfull of neckbeards and a chubby girl
> they're running around with flashlights and brooms
... | We were the only ones left. It was tough.
If it wasn't for the exponentially better wifi and access to billions of new alien internet domains with a built-in translator, we might have even left our houses.
But we didn't. | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | It had been the most upvoted comment in three places, cross posted and tagged Controversial, Sticky AND Serious in r/WorldNews, r/Politics and r/TIL .
Sure, the recipe was all simple stuff, if not a little complicated; I mean, it kinda had to be. And while it wasn't ONLY Redditors who successfully inoculated themselv... | We were the only ones left. It was tough.
If it wasn't for the exponentially better wifi and access to billions of new alien internet domains with a built-in translator, we might have even left our houses.
But we didn't. | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | > be me
> that's funny, there's no internet
> better put on my gas mask
> already fondling my soviet bolt action rifle
> raise Venetian blinds 11mm and peek outside
> there's a handfull of neckbeards and a chubby girl
> they're running around with flashlights and brooms
... | "Happy New Year!" I say to myself, Yet again after another year with no progress. I sat surrounded by the empty seats in my home.
It was all good, Everthing went right, Until this.
I send out another post to r/askreddit trying to find any hope of life. a day passes. again. nothing.
I had almost lost hope until i not... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | It had been the most upvoted comment in three places, cross posted and tagged Controversial, Sticky AND Serious in r/WorldNews, r/Politics and r/TIL .
Sure, the recipe was all simple stuff, if not a little complicated; I mean, it kinda had to be. And while it wasn't ONLY Redditors who successfully inoculated themselv... | "Happy New Year!" I say to myself, Yet again after another year with no progress. I sat surrounded by the empty seats in my home.
It was all good, Everthing went right, Until this.
I send out another post to r/askreddit trying to find any hope of life. a day passes. again. nothing.
I had almost lost hope until i not... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | > be me
> that's funny, there's no internet
> better put on my gas mask
> already fondling my soviet bolt action rifle
> raise Venetian blinds 11mm and peek outside
> there's a handfull of neckbeards and a chubby girl
> they're running around with flashlights and brooms
... | Another cat video.
Seems like every day is a cat video.
Ilikegolf1 put his phone down with a heavy sigh, rest his Ruger .22 on the tree stump to his left and unscrewed the metal top of his canteen.
"We just gonna sit here again?" Gtr478 protested angrily, his feet kicking dirt as he sprawled his body on the moist gro... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | Let me tell you a story, kid.
The Sufari came to Earth in March of 2034. They bearing technology we could only imagine, language we could barely approximate, and a thought process that was all honor and rules that didn't make sense to most of us. Their weapons were capable of destruction in ways we had never seen. Th... | My fingers cramped, my back's in pain,
so many reposts I might go insane.
Warm and cozy in my room,
bright white light, bang, crash, boom!
What the hell? My body shudders,
I hobble outside with the courage I can muster.
I thought we were safe in our hidden hive,
but the redditors shrieked when they arrive... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | Chairman: "All right, the High Council is called to order. Is there any old business to discuss?"
First delegate: "All of the world governments are either wiped out, or holed up in underground bunkers. We can dispense with the remainders according to the established schedule."
Chairman: "How's the nuclear cleanup g... | My fingers cramped, my back's in pain,
so many reposts I might go insane.
Warm and cozy in my room,
bright white light, bang, crash, boom!
What the hell? My body shudders,
I hobble outside with the courage I can muster.
I thought we were safe in our hidden hive,
but the redditors shrieked when they arrive... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | I was sitting at home,drinking Vytautas mineral water while playing EU4. Suddenly,i decide to check reddit to see that the aliens have killed most of the world. I contacted my ITV loving friend /u/CaribbeanSeaAnomaly on reddit to inform him. We found the other redditors and gathered them together in various areas,formi... | My fingers cramped, my back's in pain,
so many reposts I might go insane.
Warm and cozy in my room,
bright white light, bang, crash, boom!
What the hell? My body shudders,
I hobble outside with the courage I can muster.
I thought we were safe in our hidden hive,
but the redditors shrieked when they arrive... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | That night started like hundreds previous other nights, as I sat perusing the front page of the internet. My eyes barely registered the posts about Trump, or the endless art threads where a lone protagonist faces a distance, menacing goliath. I was here for the good stuff. It had long become my addiction. Was I a... | My fingers cramped, my back's in pain,
so many reposts I might go insane.
Warm and cozy in my room,
bright white light, bang, crash, boom!
What the hell? My body shudders,
I hobble outside with the courage I can muster.
I thought we were safe in our hidden hive,
but the redditors shrieked when they arrive... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | That night started like hundreds previous other nights, as I sat perusing the front page of the internet. My eyes barely registered the posts about Trump, or the endless art threads where a lone protagonist faces a distance, menacing goliath. I was here for the good stuff. It had long become my addiction. Was I a... | Chairman: "All right, the High Council is called to order. Is there any old business to discuss?"
First delegate: "All of the world governments are either wiped out, or holed up in underground bunkers. We can dispense with the remainders according to the established schedule."
Chairman: "How's the nuclear cleanup g... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | The aliens thought they had destroyed us all. They thought our planet was their's for the taking. But this is our planet. And we were not going down without a fight.
The first step was to organize. We decided to continue using reddit.com as our main communications channel, as something about the site seemed to ward of... | The day of the snoo was upon us, after years of us mocking of their race they decided now was the time to strike.
Their first move was to take out the pretenders at /r/totallynotaliens. The snoo struck them down with their mighty Internet bending powers, killing all of those who clicked on /r/totallynoyaliens.
The s... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | They had arrived.
The world's nations fell quickly.
The communist countries, the Middle East and Russia put up a good fight now that I think about it.
And **Putin riding a bear into battle while duel-wielding AKs and fueling his rampage with vodka** was the most stereotypically Russian thing I had ever seen.
Also, it w... | The day of the snoo was upon us, after years of us mocking of their race they decided now was the time to strike.
Their first move was to take out the pretenders at /r/totallynotaliens. The snoo struck them down with their mighty Internet bending powers, killing all of those who clicked on /r/totallynoyaliens.
The s... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | *Just one more post, then I'll head to bed. So many purple links. The only blue links are from r/TIL, but seriously, who actually opens those?"*
I take a sip of my coffee, struggling to work up the motivation to walk 10 feet to my bed.
*Perhaps, I'll browse r/new for a bit. I mean someone has to do it, right? May... | The day of the snoo was upon us, after years of us mocking of their race they decided now was the time to strike.
Their first move was to take out the pretenders at /r/totallynotaliens. The snoo struck them down with their mighty Internet bending powers, killing all of those who clicked on /r/totallynoyaliens.
The s... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | They started with our leaders.... and one by one they fell. As each new person rose to lead the resistance they were quickly identified and dispatched with those around them collateral damage.
But one group defied the odds. One groups unique structure confused and defeated the aliens systems of classification.
We a... | I saw scores of men fall in the surge...
To xenomorphs and doggo-aliens that had merged.
I saw the tides of battle wane
I saw our leaders, galore, fall into the hands of their leader
I saw our efforts go in vane
I saw them treat us like a mobile feeder
We danced and screamed like a chew toy
Until the only one ... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | *Just one more post, then I'll head to bed. So many purple links. The only blue links are from r/TIL, but seriously, who actually opens those?"*
I take a sip of my coffee, struggling to work up the motivation to walk 10 feet to my bed.
*Perhaps, I'll browse r/new for a bit. I mean someone has to do it, right? May... | I saw scores of men fall in the surge...
To xenomorphs and doggo-aliens that had merged.
I saw the tides of battle wane
I saw our leaders, galore, fall into the hands of their leader
I saw our efforts go in vane
I saw them treat us like a mobile feeder
We danced and screamed like a chew toy
Until the only one ... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | The chips taste stale, dissolving to a salty potato dust in my mouth. The twinkies are hard, their soft spongieness having ossified weeks ago. The Code Red Mountain Dew still tastes pretty good, but it's a bit flat, and I'm down to my last 12 pack.
Honestly, I didn't even realize that the alien invasion was happening... | I saw scores of men fall in the surge...
To xenomorphs and doggo-aliens that had merged.
I saw the tides of battle wane
I saw our leaders, galore, fall into the hands of their leader
I saw our efforts go in vane
I saw them treat us like a mobile feeder
We danced and screamed like a chew toy
Until the only one ... | |
[WP] In 2034, aliens kill the population of the world, except one group, who band together to fight them. I present, Aliens vs. Redditors | *Just one more post, then I'll head to bed. So many purple links. The only blue links are from r/TIL, but seriously, who actually opens those?"*
I take a sip of my coffee, struggling to work up the motivation to walk 10 feet to my bed.
*Perhaps, I'll browse r/new for a bit. I mean someone has to do it, right? May... | They started with our leaders.... and one by one they fell. As each new person rose to lead the resistance they were quickly identified and dispatched with those around them collateral damage.
But one group defied the odds. One groups unique structure confused and defeated the aliens systems of classification.
We a... | |
[WP]For 18 years you've lived in a small cabin in the mountains. Just you, your dog, and nature. It's been 10 years since you have talked to another human. Then one day a young woman shows up on your front porch and says she needs you help. | I breathed in the cold air. The air filled my lungs, the crispness invigorating me. More importantly, it heralded the start of winter.
I stood up for a second, easing my aching back. Skinning a deer was hard work, but I was done. The meat and leather would serve me well in the coming months. Winter in the mountains c... | Tom placed each foot in front of the other. He counted to himself each step from the door to the bed where he had placed his disheveled guest. It was always five steps. The titanium plate filled with yellow scrambled eggs and crispy bacon clacked with a light ting on the pine nightstand next to the bed, that was now be... | |
[WP] A bank robber takes off his ski mask and hails a cab, stowing his pistol in his back pocket. Suddenly, lights begin to flash around him. "Welcome to the Cash Cab!..." | The fanfare stunned Jeffery, making him immediately grabbed his gun. Ben announced the rules of the game, unaware of the weapon.
"Are you ready to play Cash Cab?"
Jeffery quickly realized that he was on camera, and holstered his gun once more.
"Sure, whatever, please just start the car!" he replied urgently.
"So ... | Charlie reaches for his back pocket, but the cab driver keeps talking.
"I'm Ben Bailey, and you're in the cash cab. I'll ask you questions. Every time you get one right, we'll give you $100. If you get three wrong, you're done."
"What, okay, just take me to 2343 Washington Ave."
"Okay, that's 56 blocks. Plenty of... | |
[WP] A dragon disguised as a human travels with a dragonslayer for fun and profit | The fire was small, only large enough to cook food and chase away the darkness and those that lived within it. The man who tended the fire seemed to be average height but stockier than most that came through the forest. His clothes were well-worn and, though they looked clean, Rashka could smell the iron of blood comin... | “You know we’re not all that thick right?” Sir Coranstirne considered it insulting that Fleg thought a cheap wig and fake breasts worn as a necklace was sufficient disguise. The two sat around the fire Fleg had thrown up earlier.
Fleg responded, her voice deep and rumbling, carried on a scent of burnt meat. “I’m well ... | |
[WP] A dragon disguised as a human travels with a dragonslayer for fun and profit | "Watch out! He's coming for you!" Steve shouted at me. Indeed, the dragon we were slaying today had decided to approach me rather than him, but not to kill me, at least not yet.
The dragon's voice entered my head, *Why are you doing this? I can smell the dragon that you are and yet you side with the mortals who want t... | “You know we’re not all that thick right?” Sir Coranstirne considered it insulting that Fleg thought a cheap wig and fake breasts worn as a necklace was sufficient disguise. The two sat around the fire Fleg had thrown up earlier.
Fleg responded, her voice deep and rumbling, carried on a scent of burnt meat. “I’m well ... | |
[WP] A dragon disguised as a human travels with a dragonslayer for fun and profit | "Watch out! He's coming for you!" Steve shouted at me. Indeed, the dragon we were slaying today had decided to approach me rather than him, but not to kill me, at least not yet.
The dragon's voice entered my head, *Why are you doing this? I can smell the dragon that you are and yet you side with the mortals who want t... | Twirling moons, nostalgic boys, an eternal shooting star. Their eyes never left the star's trail - nor did their minds leave the future.
"Tomorrow." Harrison said.
"I know." Elon replied.
They both watched the star and said nothing. It was a cooperative silence.
Their concern grew as the star grew closer to the... | |
[WP] You love spending time at your auntie's house, but you must never open the red door. | Carol held the cap up in her hands. It looked like the kind of hat that pilots wore a long time ago with a pair of goggles that seemed like they were permanently attached to it. It also had a fine leathery feel and was very light. Maybe just a little loose on her head when she tried it on. The lens on the goggles were ... | My auntie was a sweetheart, a real sweetheart, y'know? Just the best. I love her. God bless her. Absolute sweetheart.
But she was tremendously old, tremendously... I remember she took me outside one time and pointed to this huge tree - it was absolutely huge, gigantic, the biggest tree on the block by far, just a tre... | |
[WP] You love spending time at your auntie's house, but you must never open the red door. | Carol held the cap up in her hands. It looked like the kind of hat that pilots wore a long time ago with a pair of goggles that seemed like they were permanently attached to it. It also had a fine leathery feel and was very light. Maybe just a little loose on her head when she tried it on. The lens on the goggles were ... | The Red door at my Aunts
She never wants it open
I beg and beg but she refuses
The mystery is golden
I sneak down at night
And open the door
I turn on the light
And see bodies on the floor. | |
[WP] Aliens have invaded earth. They offer the key to immortality and light speed travel... In exchange for 3.5 billion slaves. | My fellow Americans. I have some good news and some bad news for you.
The good news is that I, President Spanky, have been given the secret of immortality. It's really quite simple. I mean, you wouldn't believe how cheap and easy this was. Just like my last date. (chuckles) I kid, I kid. My lovely wife Becky has only ... | War. They set us to war. To be fair we are remarkably good at it. Still we are slaves, heavily armed armored immortal slaves with land and riches after 100 years of service, but slaves nonetheless.
The Sarasana needed soldiers. Drones and AI weren't cutting it against the hive mind of the Ra'ka, so they came to Earth ... | |
[WP] Aliens have invaded earth. They offer the key to immortality and light speed travel... In exchange for 3.5 billion slaves. | "You cant be serious."
She was incredulous. I had worked with her long enough to know when to play my cards close and when to lay them all out. My entire deck was on the table.
"Does it look like I'm joking?" I wasn't. "We have an opportunity to free ourselves from not only this planet but from death and all while g... | "So how much do you know about human culture?" Jason asked. His forehead was beaded with sweat; this was easily the biggest risk he had ever taken.
The alien, whose name seemed to comprise solely of metallic clicking and scratching sounds, started viciously making chattering sounds, shaking the equivalent of its head ... | |
[WP] You run an orphanage for children with... special talents. Tell a story of your first, or last day. | I'll tell you the story of my first day as a volunteer at the Orphanage for Special Children. By the name, I thought it was **that** kind of special. But, when I met the kids, I learnt why the orphanage had that name.
The first kid I met was called Kevin. He lacked hair and had scales all over the skin. He showed to ... | "You have no idea what you are doing do you."
It wasn't a question. It was an eye roll. It was a statement of reality. She was eleven, a street kid, whatever that means. Her hoodie sleeves would have hung twice as long as her arms if they weren't scrunched up at her wrists. Angelica fiddled with the blade of grass in ... | |
[WP] You run an orphanage for children with... special talents. Tell a story of your first, or last day. | *The Westerland Home for Special Children*, the sign said, arching over the stone gateway. It wasn't a dark place, as far as these places go, open fields, not ominous trees.
"Hello?" I called, reaching out to the heavy gate. "I'm here about the job." Before I could touch the gate, an old, rather stooped man - the gate... | "You have no idea what you are doing do you."
It wasn't a question. It was an eye roll. It was a statement of reality. She was eleven, a street kid, whatever that means. Her hoodie sleeves would have hung twice as long as her arms if they weren't scrunched up at her wrists. Angelica fiddled with the blade of grass in ... | |
[WP] You run an orphanage for children with... special talents. Tell a story of your first, or last day. | *The Westerland Home for Special Children*, the sign said, arching over the stone gateway. It wasn't a dark place, as far as these places go, open fields, not ominous trees.
"Hello?" I called, reaching out to the heavy gate. "I'm here about the job." Before I could touch the gate, an old, rather stooped man - the gate... | I'll tell you the story of my first day as a volunteer at the Orphanage for Special Children. By the name, I thought it was **that** kind of special. But, when I met the kids, I learnt why the orphanage had that name.
The first kid I met was called Kevin. He lacked hair and had scales all over the skin. He showed to ... | |
[WP] A water-gun fight between children, told as if it were a horrific war story. | In these modern, civilised times, one would have expected the world to become less brutal. It seems though, that every day we humans think of a new way to unleash agony upon our own species. I witnessed a skirmish today. It was fought between children who were no older than seven or eight. They had been given devastat... | "I'm afraid your son is suffering from PTSD" the doctor said blankly. Martha and Jim sat in silence. Martha was barely holding back tears. "It was so terrible, what he must have seen" she whimpered. Her husband embraced her. "We'd like to see him now" he said softly.
The doctor walked them down the long, pristine hal... | |
[WP] A water-gun fight between children, told as if it were a horrific war story. | In these modern, civilised times, one would have expected the world to become less brutal. It seems though, that every day we humans think of a new way to unleash agony upon our own species. I witnessed a skirmish today. It was fought between children who were no older than seven or eight. They had been given devastat... | Numerous treaties, conventions and agreements between nations, all for the purpose of making war more humane. But as always someone somewhere get's a bright idea and decides that the rules do not apply to them, that they are above them. I mean, after they win the war what's the point right? The means might have been "a... | |
[WP] The universe of the last video game you played is now your reality. | The desert is hellish. My guide had been telling me ‘another few kilometers’ and ‘just over that hill’ for days now. I had feared he was going to wait until I was starving and dehydrated before he killed me and made off with what little possessions I had brought.
The camel trudges lazily under me. At least it wanted ... | I don't know how this happened but it's amazing, I mean... I'm different, everything is but it's still amazing. I wouldn't change a thing even though there's a lot to get used to, the feeling of the game is just so amazing. I'm currently flying above a forest and it's weird, the nerves aren't perfect but I can feel t... | |
[WP] The universe of the last video game you played is now your reality. |
I joined for adventure, for the chance to explore, I was a fool.
Fuel exhausted.
No supplies.
Our home a distant memory.
The lights dim our power is almost gone.
It starts to get cold.
We are lost.
We are abandoned.
We are damned.
There is no escape.
Trapped in darkness I welcome death.
(heh was playi... | I don't know how this happened but it's amazing, I mean... I'm different, everything is but it's still amazing. I wouldn't change a thing even though there's a lot to get used to, the feeling of the game is just so amazing. I'm currently flying above a forest and it's weird, the nerves aren't perfect but I can feel t... |
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