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So you guys got five hundred thousand dollars worth of cola that you're unloading
Want an animal cracker?
Yeah, OK.
Leave the gorillas.
that you're unloading for two hundred thousand dollars
Unloading? That's a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime.
I grow it on my windowsill. The lights really great there and I'm up high enough so you can't see it from the street.
Ha ha ha. No really, where does it come from?
Coco leaves. You see, they take the leaves and mash it down until it's kind of a paste
Look, Dick, I don't
No problem, Elliot. I'm just fuckin' wit ya, that's all. Actually, I'll tell you but you gotta keep it quiet. Understand, if Dick didn't assure me you're good people I'd just tell ya, none of your fuckin' business. But, as a sign of good faith, here it goes: I gotta friend in the department.
What department?
What do you think, eightball?
The police department?
Duh. What else would I be talking about? Now stop askin' stupid doorknob questions. Well, a year and a half ago, this friend of mine got access to the evidence room for an hour. He snagged this coke. But, he's a good cop with a wife and a kid, so he sat on it for a year and a half until he found a guy he could trust.
He trusts you?
We were in Four H together. We've known each other since childhood. So, I'm handling the sales part. He's my silent partner and he knows if I get fucked up, I won't drop dime on him. I didn't tell you nothin' and you didn't hear nothin'.
Sure. I didn't hear anything.
What?
Do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla icecream?
No. No, you don't.
Then why are you telling me all this bullshit just so you can fuck me?
Get it straight, Lee isn't into taking risks. He deals with a couple of guys, and he's been dealing with them for years. They're reliable. They're dependable. And, they're safe.
Riddle me this, Batman. If you're all so much in love with each other, what the fuck are you doing here? I'm sure you got better things to do with your time than walk around in circles starin' up a panther's ass. Your guy's interested because with that much shit at his fingertips he can play Joe fuckin' Hollywood till the wheels come off. He can sell it, he can snort it, he can play Santa Claus with it. At the price he's payin', he'll be everybody's best friend. And, you know, that's what we're talkin' about here. I'm not puttin' him down. Hey, let him run wild. Have a ball, it's his money. But, don't expect me to hang around forever waitin' for you guys to grow some guts.
He wants to talk ya.
Mr. Donowitz? I told you, through Dick. He's in my acting class. About a year. Yeah, he's good. They grew up together. Sure thing.
He says Wednesday at three o'clock at the Beverly Wilshire. He wants everybody there. He'll talk to you. If after talkin' to you he's convinced you're OK, he'll do business. If not, he'll say fuck it and walk out the door. He also wants a sample bag.
No problems on both counts.
Where's everybody else?
They'll be along.
Well, I guess it's about that time.
I guess so. Follow me.
Elliot.
Yeah?
Get on your knees.
Don't you?
No.
Don't lie to me, motherfucker. You apparently think I'm the dumbest motherfucker in the world! Don't you? Say: Clarence, you are without a doubt, the dumbest motherfucker in the whole wide world. Say it!
Say it, goddamn it!
You are the dumbest person in the world.
Apparently I'm not as dumb as you thought I am.
No. No you're not.
What's waiting for us up there. Tell me or I'll pump two right in your face.
I'd fuck Elvis.
Really?
When he was alive. I wouldn't fuck him now.
I don't blame you. So we'd both fuck Elvis. It's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it?
Well, enough about the King, how 'bout you?
How 'bout me what?
How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?
What are we gonna see?
A Donny Chiba triple feature. "The Streetfighter", "Return of the Streetfighter", and "Sister Streetfighter".
Who's Sonny Chiba?
He is, bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies ever.
You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
Three kung fu movies.
Clarence?
You got it.
It's great to hear from you.
Well, you're gonna be seein' me shortly.
You comin' to L.A.? When?
Tomorrow.
What's up? Why're leavin' Detroit?
Well, there's a story behind all that. I'll tell you when I see you. By the way, I won't be alone. I'm bringing my wife with me.
Get the fuck outta here!
I'm a married man.
Get the fuck outta here!
Believe it or not, I actually tricked a girl into falling in love with me. I'm not quite sure how I did it. I'd hate to have to do it again. But I did it. Wanna say hi to my better half?
What?
Tell him we'll be hittin' his area some time tomorrow.
Alabama, could you tell Clar
Ask him if he got the letter.
Clarence sent a letter?
Has he gotten his mail today?
Money problems?
Now tell him goodbye.
That's a pretty amazing story.
Well, she's a pretty amazing girl. What are women like out here?
Just like in Detroit, only skinnier.
You goin' out?
Well, for the past couple of years I've been goin' out with girls from my acting class.
Good for you.
What's so fuckin' good about it? Actresses are the most fuckedinthehead bunch of women in the world. It's like they gotta pass a test of emotional instability before they can get their SAG card. Oh, guess what? I had a really good reading for "T.J. Hooker" the other day.
... formica. I did real well. I think she liked me.
Did you meet Captain Kirk?
You don't meet him in the audition. That comes later. Hope, hope.
How much of that letter was on the up and up?
Every word of it.
You're really in love, aren't you?
For the very first time in my life. Do you know what that's like?
This shit can't be real.
It'll get ya high.
It's fuckin' real! It's fuckin' real!
I certainly hope so.
You've got a helluva lotta coke there, man!
I know.
Do you have any idea how much fuckin' coke you got?
Tell me.
I don't know! A fuckin' lot!
This is Drexl's coke?

So you guys got five hundred thousand dollars worth of cola that you're unloading

Want an animal cracker?

Yeah, OK.

Leave the gorillas.

that you're unloading for two hundred thousand dollars

Unloading? That's a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime.

I grow it on my windowsill. The lights really great there and I'm up high enough so you can't see it from the street.

Ha ha ha. No really, where does it come from?

Coco leaves. You see, they take the leaves and mash it down until it's kind of a paste

Look, Dick, I don't

No problem, Elliot. I'm just fuckin' wit ya, that's all. Actually, I'll tell you but you gotta keep it quiet. Understand, if Dick didn't assure me you're good people I'd just tell ya, none of your fuckin' business. But, as a sign of good faith, here it goes: I gotta friend in the department.

What department?

What do you think, eightball?

The police department?

Duh. What else would I be talking about? Now stop askin' stupid doorknob questions. Well, a year and a half ago, this friend of mine got access to the evidence room for an hour. He snagged this coke. But, he's a good cop with a wife and a kid, so he sat on it for a year and a half until he found a guy he could trust.

He trusts you?

We were in Four H together. We've known each other since childhood. So, I'm handling the sales part. He's my silent partner and he knows if I get fucked up, I won't drop dime on him. I didn't tell you nothin' and you didn't hear nothin'.

Sure. I didn't hear anything.

What?

Do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla icecream?

No. No, you don't.

Then why are you telling me all this bullshit just so you can fuck me?

Get it straight, Lee isn't into taking risks. He deals with a couple of guys, and he's been dealing with them for years. They're reliable. They're dependable. And, they're safe.

Riddle me this, Batman. If you're all so much in love with each other, what the fuck are you doing here? I'm sure you got better things to do with your time than walk around in circles starin' up a panther's ass. Your guy's interested because with that much shit at his fingertips he can play Joe fuckin' Hollywood till the wheels come off. He can sell it, he can snort it, he can play Santa Claus with it. At the price he's payin', he'll be everybody's best friend. And, you know, that's what we're talkin' about here. I'm not puttin' him down. Hey, let him run wild. Have a ball, it's his money. But, don't expect me to hang around forever waitin' for you guys to grow some guts.

He wants to talk ya.

Mr. Donowitz? I told you, through Dick. He's in my acting class. About a year. Yeah, he's good. They grew up together. Sure thing.

He says Wednesday at three o'clock at the Beverly Wilshire. He wants everybody there. He'll talk to you. If after talkin' to you he's convinced you're OK, he'll do business. If not, he'll say fuck it and walk out the door. He also wants a sample bag.

No problems on both counts.

Where's everybody else?

They'll be along.

Well, I guess it's about that time.

I guess so. Follow me.

Elliot.

Yeah?

Get on your knees.

Don't you?

No.

Don't lie to me, motherfucker. You apparently think I'm the dumbest motherfucker in the world! Don't you? Say: Clarence, you are without a doubt, the dumbest motherfucker in the whole wide world. Say it!

Say it, goddamn it!

You are the dumbest person in the world.

Apparently I'm not as dumb as you thought I am.

No. No you're not.

What's waiting for us up there. Tell me or I'll pump two right in your face.

I'd fuck Elvis.

Really?

When he was alive. I wouldn't fuck him now.

I don't blame you. So we'd both fuck Elvis. It's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it?

Well, enough about the King, how 'bout you?

How 'bout me what?

How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?

What are we gonna see?

A Donny Chiba triple feature. "The Streetfighter", "Return of the Streetfighter", and "Sister Streetfighter".

Who's Sonny Chiba?

He is, bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies ever.

You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?

Three kung fu movies.

Clarence?

You got it.

It's great to hear from you.

Well, you're gonna be seein' me shortly.

You comin' to L.A.? When?

Tomorrow.

What's up? Why're leavin' Detroit?

Well, there's a story behind all that. I'll tell you when I see you. By the way, I won't be alone. I'm bringing my wife with me.

Get the fuck outta here!

I'm a married man.

Get the fuck outta here!

Believe it or not, I actually tricked a girl into falling in love with me. I'm not quite sure how I did it. I'd hate to have to do it again. But I did it. Wanna say hi to my better half?

What?

Tell him we'll be hittin' his area some time tomorrow.

Alabama, could you tell Clar

Ask him if he got the letter.

Clarence sent a letter?

Has he gotten his mail today?

Money problems?

Now tell him goodbye.

That's a pretty amazing story.

Well, she's a pretty amazing girl. What are women like out here?

Just like in Detroit, only skinnier.

You goin' out?

Well, for the past couple of years I've been goin' out with girls from my acting class.

Good for you.

What's so fuckin' good about it? Actresses are the most fuckedinthehead bunch of women in the world. It's like they gotta pass a test of emotional instability before they can get their SAG card. Oh, guess what? I had a really good reading for "T.J. Hooker" the other day.

... formica. I did real well. I think she liked me.

Did you meet Captain Kirk?

You don't meet him in the audition. That comes later. Hope, hope.

How much of that letter was on the up and up?

Every word of it.

You're really in love, aren't you?

For the very first time in my life. Do you know what that's like?

This shit can't be real.

It'll get ya high.

It's fuckin' real! It's fuckin' real!

I certainly hope so.

You've got a helluva lotta coke there, man!

I know.

Do you have any idea how much fuckin' coke you got?

Tell me.

I don't know! A fuckin' lot!

This is Drexl's coke?