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Yes. He likes windows.
Well, I think Windows stink. What do you think of that?
...I guess it's...just a matter of personal taste.
True.
Not on him.
I'm not wearing his pants.
Why not? He has great pants.
I just don't want to.
Okay.
Isn't it a little tiring to sit up straight like that?
No.
I guess a lot of those tall buildings we saw this morning are new.
Almost all of them.
The recovery is very impressive.
The recovery? Oh , yeah! Hey, they rebuilt the freeway in six months.
Amazing. I'm very impressed.
That's why little things mean so much to him.
I LOVE THIS!!
Why did you park way back there?
Miss Rustokov refuses to let total strangers drive her car.
Oh. I see.
What?!
Ladies first, Troy! That was close.
Yes! Lying is always a very effective dating tool.
Okay. Thank you, my friends.
I'm sorry. I took the Lord's name in vain again, didn't I? I'm so sorry.
No! There's an Adult Bookstore back there! I'll be right back!
Okay, Troy! Let's get those allbeef frozen patties!
How 'bout we check with Eve first?
You bet!
So, did you buy a movie?
What?
A magazine? A toy perhaps? In the bookstore.
No, I wouldn't go in one of those places with a gas mask on.
I know what you mean! I usually wear a big hat and dark glasses.
Does that work?
Yeah...Seems to.
Goodbye, Adam.
Goodbye.
Bye, Troy!
Bye, Adam!
And thanks for always being happy!
What?
This is what money looks like. It comes like this, in coin, or like this in paper. Or you can have an "investment." These are stock "certificates" that we bought in your name. Of course, they're worthless now, but at one time they were quite valuable.
They're pretty. Can I have them?
Sure. Now, let's move on to our French exam.
Latin exam, Dad. It's Tuesday.
You're right! It's Tuesday already! By gosh, time flies, doesn't it?!
Tempus fugit!
En arte voluptus. Que les bons temps roul!
Gerade aus dann links!
Sorgen sie bitte dafur das die gepack sorgfaltic behandeldt warren!
Haben sie etuas nettes in leder?!
You know, you have a wonderful sense of humor, son! I must say, the acorn doesn't fall very far from the tree. By the way, it's time I gave you something. Come with me.
These are wonderful.
It's my entire baseball collection. It's yours now.
What's baseball?
It's a game, son. I can explain it pretty easily. There's a pitcher.
Like a painting?
No, son. A pitcher.
Like one of Mom's?
Uh, no. There's a man who throws the ball to a man who has a bat.
The nocturnal flying mammal?
No. Sit down.
No, no! The runner on second goes to third! He's out there!
Why?
Because he's forced out at third! It's a force!
Then why go there?
Because he must!
Thank you, Mom! Thanks, Dad!
Blow out the candles!
Oh, boy! A jacket!
Your mom made that all by herself.
No kidding!
Holy Cow! What the heck are these?!
Your rollerskates! I redesigned them! I think this new design will work even better!
These are really swell! I mean swell!
Well, do we just go on up?!
No, son! We wait for night. Now...is precisely when... we must be at our... most cautious.
HelenThomasWebber! Maybe we have been down here a little too long! Please excuse her French.
Shit is a French word?
C'est bon, Monsieur.
Merci!
Adam...don't forget...don't forget ...
Yes, father?! Yes?
...the pipe tobacco.
Yes, sir. Is that all?
Also...stay out of the "Adult Bookstore."
Adult Bookstore. Why?
Poison gas. Invisible. Don't forget.
I promise. Is that all?
One more thing. If you find a healthy young woman, bring her back with you.
I'll try.
But, I don't understand.
And, I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why.
Well, in that case...of course, son.
This is great son, just great. By the way, Eve's last name. Rustokov, that's not Russian, is it?
It's Ukrainian. Her grandparents immigrated here.
Uhhuh.
Dad, I don't know how to tell you this. And I was going to wait a while, but I think...Dad,there was no bomb. A plane crashed into our backyard. I looked it up in old newspapers.