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How's that?
Oh, I could die...
Over this?
Yeah! Listen to this part. This is where it really takes off!
You are one scary sonofagun.
Hey, what are you doing?!
I know a shortcut.
Geezooie!! You better slow down!!!
I can't help it. Perry Como always does this to me! I just get so cranked!
That was...wonderful! I've never felt anything like that in my life.
Yeah, same here. Don't forget your suitcase.
Right.
I am so glad to see you!! I thought I'd never see you again!
Okay, down boy. I can't take this for driving you home. I wish I could, but I can't. So here, take it back. I could have just left it for you at the desk, but it's very valuable. Now take it.
I can't, it's yours.
Take it. damn it!
Okay.
Why are you doing that?
I haven't brushed yet.
Oh. Okay. Well, so long. Enjoy your visit.
Wait, Eve, please! Wait.
Please don't follow me. Don't do it!
I knew this would happen! You're like a lost puppy!
Can't you please just talk to me for one second?
Okay! Damn!
Troy? Is he your husband? Or a boyfriend?
No.
ThankQ!
Oh, stop that! God! Listen, I know you like me. I can tell. But you know what? A lot of guys like me. Not me, exactly. It's more like the legs or the butt or the hair. Or some combination of the above.
I think it's the eyes.
The eyes. Okay. An eyeman. Anyhow, it never works out. Okay? Not that you even need to know that! You look like crap, by the way. What have you been doing?
Watching television in color.
Hey, no kidding? In color?
Cross my heart and hope to die.
See, ya.
Why doesn't it never work out?
What?
Why does it never work out? You and...men?
Why?! Who the hell knows?!
...Okay.
It never works out because I'm into legs and butts and hair myself! That's why! So I wind up with guys who are very good looking, but even more shallow than I am, if you can picture that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find another lowpaying, demeaning job where some guy named Jerry keeps telling me how lousy h...
Why not go to work for me?
Doing what?
Selling all my baseball cards. And helping me buy enough food and supplies to fill several large trucks.
Food and supplies? Who for? Like starving people?
Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help.
How long would you need me?
Two weeks.
What's the pay?
What's fair?
I've got to make at least a thousand a week.
You got it! Wait here while I change.
Sure.
Why not buy them milk or something instead of Dr. Pepper?
They like Dr. Pepper.
Who are these people?
My Mom and Dad.
Very funny, smart ass.
Hey! Pipe tobacco! I'm going to need all of this! This is swell!
Wait! Wait!
What?
Well, another day, another dollar. Stop staring at me!!
Sorry.
Pick you up at eight tomorrow morning.
Hey, you know. I was thinking...
Night!
We'll have to rent a refrigerated truck for the beef and poultry.
It's your life. And, by the way, it's a dandy.
I guess we'll need another locker.
No problem. We'll just sell another baseball card.
You know, Eve don't get mad, okay? but, I'd just be lost without you.
Thank you.
And, um ...I guess... I guess you and I, uh...
Adam? Don't even think about it. Okay? I'm sorry. I know that sounds mean, but believe me, it would be meaner if I didn't say it. Okay?
Okay.
Now, let's take the truck back and get something to eat.
There's something else I would like you to help me with.
Name it.
Well, this is going to sound a little crazy.
Oh, I'm sure it will!
Then forget it.
No, no! I'm sorry! What is it?
This is for me.
Think of me as your genie. Just ask.
Well... Okay. I would like you to help me find a...wife.
A wife?
Yes.
What for?
Because I want to get married.
Why?!
I don't want to be alone.
You can be single and not alone. Marriage bites!
Bites what?
The big one!
It does?
Sure.
I didn't know that.
Everybody knows that. Ask my divorced sisters. Or ask my divorced mom and dad.
They're all divorced?
Everybody's divorced.