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This is a nice place. It must have cost a pretty penny.
Sloan, I got it like 'dat.
Oh you do, huh?
Just a little something' somethin'.
I hope you save a little somethin' somethin'.
Gots no intention of ending up broke.
Y'know, at the beginnin' of the century, AfricanAmerican had to perform in blackface. You ever heard of Bert Williams? He was a great artist.
No, before my time.
You don't read, do you?
Never read a book in my whole life.
Maybe you need to start.
Maybe I need to do a lot of things.
Bert Williams and the rest, they had to black up. They had no choice. They were considered 3/5ths of a human being. Did you know that's written in the Constitution of the United States?
Why all of a sudden are you flippin' on me? This blackface thing was part of the deal from the gitgo. Don't even try to play it like you ain't a part of all this. You down with Delacroix.
I just don't want you and Cheeba to get hurt.
We can look out for ourselves.
Why don't you call him?
For what? He left. Not me.
You're sure this is a good idea.
My people love me.
I'll be down front. You better start putting your face on.
Y'know what?
What?
You look beautiful like that.
How did you get this gig?
Worked my black ass off, first as an intern, then worked my way up to this position.
You leave something out?
After my internship expired, Dela was impressed and offered me a position as his assistant.
And?
And what?
Stop playing me Sloan.
Just ask me what you want to know.
Oh, you gonna make me say it.
Say what, Manray?
Did you ever sleep with DeLa?
We did it one time, only once. It had nothing to do with the job, it was stupid. Everything I've got I've earned.
Aw, c'mon.
That's ancient history. That has nothing to do with you and I.
So you say. Sloan, you wuz gonna use me up just like you used Dela? Work it to the top. I never imagined people in this biz could flip on you like "IHOP." I'm damn happy DeLa fired ya ass.
Forget about me, are you a puppet for DeLa?
Don't try to change to the subject.
Why don't you answer?
I know I won't be your puppet.
You can go now.
I wuz leaving anyway, for good.
This is my best friend Sleep 'N Eat.
And this is my very best friend Mantan.
We both left the hustle and bustle of Uptown, Harlem...
...the big apple, New York, New York.
To come back to our roots.
Our Alabamy Home. Now we're getting countrified. We is Bama's.
No mo' "city slickers." Ahh, can't you smell the sweet aroma of the ripe watermelons and high cotton?
Tell 'em what you mean Mistuh Mantan.
Well, thank you Mistuh Sleep 'N Eat.
Give or cousins some of dem educated feets.
Cousins, I want all of you to go to your windows. Go to your windows and yell. Yell, I'm tired of the drugs, the crack babies born out of wedlock to crackhead aids infested parents. I'm tired of the inflated welfare rolls while good wholesome Americans bring less and less of their paycheck home every two weeks. I'm tir...
You tellin' the truth.
Go to your windows and yell out, scream with all the life you can muster up inside your assaulted, bruised and battered bodies. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NIGGERS AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Y'know my lady Lucindy?
The one with da big...
Not her, the one with the little...
Oh her.
Tomorrow is her birthday and I want to get her something really nice, like a...
No, not that. How 'bout...
She hates dem.
Too bad. How 'bout a dress?
Sleep 'N Eat, one of dem slinky, sexy, little foxy...
Mantan, way too short, too tight. Get her one of dose...
...to big. The inbetween one, not too tight, not too lose.
That'll work. I just bought one for myself.
Not for me, my woolly headed cotton pickin' friend for...
I thought you got rid of...
...that was Vicki, her best friend. Dat dress will cast ya round...
...dat's too much money. I can't 'ford it. I needs me a dress that cost no mo' than...
...aconite get it dat cheap.
I'll buy her a less expensive dress, so I can have some money left over to take her out to dinner.
We should go out on a double date.
I heard ya lady is wild.
No. That's her second cousin. Who's married to Li'l Bit.
Oh, because on our first date, she let me...
...no, she didn't...
...yes she did.
...I heard different, thought that was...
...not that time...
So when are you comin' to pick us up?
Around...
...too early...
...then what about...
...too late, maybe around...
...perfect...
That's what I like about you and me. We git along...
...like macaroni and cheese...
...like grits and butter...
...like fried and chicken...
I fell out of my bed last night.
You slept too near where you got in?
I slept too near where I fell out.
You expect the unexpected in circumstances of that peculiarity.
Sleep 'N Eat, what's the matter with you? Using all dose ten dollar words?
Mantan, it is possible that my hyphenated sentences are entirely too complex for all the intellect contained in that diminutive coconut?