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Fuck you, Mr. whateveryourname is. This is a lifestyle I embrace.
That's why I'm letting you take care of this. I'm the one with appearances to maintain. But who gives a shit about you? Not even God.
Adhara. I told your father, if you're looking for a name, you can't go wrong with a constellation.
I used to hate it. Now I like it.
Could be worse, he could've named you Reticulum.
Is there anything in the world that you want or need?
I <u>want</u> to know why you <u>need</u> that scary guy in your house.
Gordon? He's been with me for years. He's not as tough as he looks.
Then what good is he?
Is it possible that you're too young to be acquainted with the idea of loyalty?
Is that a problem?
Not for you, clearly.
I'm loyal to things that make me happy.
Am I a thing?
Well, you're certainly not a person.
I'm not.
No. You're not specific enough to be a person. You're more like a vibe.
I'm so glad we're having this chat.
It's not a knock.
It's not a compliment.
It's an observation. Like: I'm hungry. When are we eating?
As soon as you get dressed.
What kind of food?
Anything but Japanese.
Why?
I'm not into finger foods. Too fussy.
Like you.
I don't like doityourself cuisine. Buffets. Salad bars.
You demand to be served. A fork fetishist.
It's just fuel to me. I'm not there for distractions.
For some, eating is a sensual experience. <u>The</u> sensual experience.
That's what Gordon's always saying.
Oh, god.
Italian?
I'm sorry.
Italian.
Who?
Not who, food. Should we get Italian.
Sure.
I like the colors.
We all did.
It must've been a time. A golden moment.
Hey, I thought you weren't a buffet person.
I'm a gracious host.
I've lived in L.A. all my life, I've never done this drive.
All your life. That happened while I swam the length of my pool.
What's the matter?
Nothing. I guess it's hard to pass on this road.
The freeway's faster, but lacks a certain majesty.
Just feels like the car behind has been following us the longest time.
I sure hope so.
We think someone is here.
We think?
We can't find ... ... two of our guys.
No.
Why not?
Because
And what you're wearing, that's great, too.
This? It's from a thrift shop.
What did it cost?
Fifteen dollars.
That'd be seventy in New York. You stole it!
It's all I could afford.
Wait. You're not wearing that ironically? This is really you?
I don't know what you mean.
Don't worry, I probably won't be in here much. Light sleeper.
That's why we're here.
What do you do?
I'm between jobs right now. My last job... it... the person I was working for... the job ended. Over. So... And you?
That depends.
Not really.
Don't tell me Boston is different from New York.
Ohh, sure, you have trouble with commitment.
My boyfriend thinks so, my girlfriend doesn't. If we could all live together... but... they hate each other. It's hard to be Miss Perversity when you're the only one at the party. D'you know what I mean?
No.
A blank canvas! I could paint your portrait, directly on you. Or maybe not. So, you? Husbands? Boyfriends? Girlfriends? Where do you live?
I don't have anyone. But I do have a little apartment of my own. It has a little flower garden. You can just see the ocean. At night, when the wind comes in just right, you can hear the buoys in the harbor.
Jeez.
I know.
I love this house. I really love this house.
You're okay.
A monster? But he built this for the woman he loved, like the Taj Mahal.
The Taj Mahal wasn't a palace, it was a tomb. Why didn't he tell us?
You've been out of the world for a long time, haven't you?
Yes. I've missed it.
No. The world has missed you.
Good night, Theo.
You, too. Happy tossing and turning.
If this was some sort of joke, I'm going to kill him.
You know it wasn't a joke, Theo.
Yes. I feel realy rested, too. Theo?
I guess. Oh, your hair! It looks good.
How could he have left without his keys?
Two sets. I don't know. Maybe they're not even his.
Watts?
What's his first name?
David.
David? David Watts? Can you hear us? David! Daviiiiid!
David?
Maybe he never came in. If he'd come in, he would have left his bags at the door, right? Or maybe he got here early, and went for a walk, and fell. Maybe he's outside.