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Okay, I promise... I swear on my mother's grave.
Your mother's not dead.
Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.
Have a good time. Don't make it too late.
Anything you say, ma'am. Have a fun shower. Use soap.
I love you.
Don't turn on the lights, sugar. I'll lead you around.
How wonderful. A seeing eye hooker.
Why don't you get undressed.
I can't trust you!
C'mon, I knew it was you.
Rick, you're lying!
Let go of me!
Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly.
The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life.
I don't want that. I want to be with you.
And I want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.
I am committed. I love you.
I don't believe you.
You don't believe me? Okay, fine.
See? And these are not just ordinary partygoers there are professionals in this crowd I didn't want any of them. You... You're what I want. Understand?
Yes...
Great. Now, what do you want to do about it?
Let's get naked.
You're on.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
This has been quite a night. Here's a thought. Why don't we go home and give our private parts a workout?
You're so romantic...
Cole?
Over here, Deb... in the Smokehouse.
Cole, we've got to talk.
Finally realized Rick's a jerk, huh?
No, Cole, I...
It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe kill a few lions in Kenya over Christmas.
Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you...
You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. God wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...
Cole, I'm marrying Rick.
You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?
I'm not. I just thought I should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.
You know how that makes me feel, Deb? Wanta know how that makes me feel? Angry, Deb. Yesss, that's the word, angry. But if he makes you happy, you go right ahead. I want you to be happy, Deb. No matter what, no matter how angry it makes me, no matter how much it hurts. Be happy, Deb. Be oh, so very, very happy.
Cole, I'm sorry, I...
That's all right, Deb. Go be happy and smile a lot, Deb. Do it for me.
I'm going now, Cole.
I understand, Deb. 'Bye... be happy.
Hi, everybody. Am I late?
Not at all. We're just finishing lunch.
So, Cole, you been practicing your game?
Sure have...
Nice shot.
Thank you, sir.
I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick.
Yes, sir, I am.
Cole, I don't want you to give up on her.
I've tried to change her mind.
It's not her mind you need to change. It's Disneyland head in there.
But how can I do that?
If it were me, I'd reason with him first. Then, if that failed... ...I'd take more persuasive action.
Thanks for the advise, sir.
Keep me informed.
So, he's playing hard ball. Well, two can play that game. Go after him. Stop at nothing. You hear me?
What? I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.
Some fat slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.
Well, tell the asshole to shut up.
Right. Hey, shut up. Okay, sir.
Sorry, I can't hear you. Some pin head's yelling... Shut up, I'm talking here. Now look, I want you to go back and I don't care what you do. Stop that marriage.
Cole, my God, boy, what are you doing here? What happened?
The bachelor party's upstairs. They made me get naked. They hung me from the window so high up it was so scary I fell down...
Take hold of yourself. What room are they in?
1002.
All right, I'll go up there and take care of this myself. You look awful, son. Go find yourself some clothes.
Yes, sir.
Hello?
Mr. Thomerson.
Yes, son, did you find out where the bachelor party is?
Yes I did.
Fine. How's everything going?
Not so good. He wouldn't listen to reason. He stole my car... my Porsche... I can't find it anywhere...
And...
Bond... James Bond.
Cole. Don't you know it's bad luck to see the groom before the wedding?
I want Debbie.
Cole...
You dump her and I'll give you cash.
What's Debbie's blue book value right now?
Five thousand dollars.
No.
Seventyfive hundred.
Not interested.
Okay, ten thousand plus a G.E. toaster oven, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart...
I'm marrying Debbie.
Michelin tires... brand new. A set of Sears Best metric tools...
What is this person's story here?
Thanks, Dad. Cole, go away.
He's gonna hurt you, Debbie. He'll never be true to you the way I would.
Thank you. We'll all keep that in mind. 'Bye now.
Rick, I want to talk to you.
Ah, Cole. I don't remember ordering an asshole from room service.
I don't want any trouble.
Oh, come on, just a little.

Okay, I promise... I swear on my mother's grave.

Your mother's not dead.

Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.

Have a good time. Don't make it too late.

Anything you say, ma'am. Have a fun shower. Use soap.

I love you.

Don't turn on the lights, sugar. I'll lead you around.

How wonderful. A seeing eye hooker.

Why don't you get undressed.

I can't trust you!

C'mon, I knew it was you.

Rick, you're lying!

Let go of me!

Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly.

The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life.

I don't want that. I want to be with you.

And I want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.

I am committed. I love you.

I don't believe you.

You don't believe me? Okay, fine.

See? And these are not just ordinary partygoers there are professionals in this crowd I didn't want any of them. You... You're what I want. Understand?

Yes...

Great. Now, what do you want to do about it?

Let's get naked.

You're on.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

This has been quite a night. Here's a thought. Why don't we go home and give our private parts a workout?

You're so romantic...

Cole?

Over here, Deb... in the Smokehouse.

Cole, we've got to talk.

Finally realized Rick's a jerk, huh?

No, Cole, I...

It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe kill a few lions in Kenya over Christmas.

Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you...

You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. God wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...

Cole, I'm marrying Rick.

You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?

I'm not. I just thought I should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.

You know how that makes me feel, Deb? Wanta know how that makes me feel? Angry, Deb. Yesss, that's the word, angry. But if he makes you happy, you go right ahead. I want you to be happy, Deb. No matter what, no matter how angry it makes me, no matter how much it hurts. Be happy, Deb. Be oh, so very, very happy.

Cole, I'm sorry, I...

That's all right, Deb. Go be happy and smile a lot, Deb. Do it for me.

I'm going now, Cole.

I understand, Deb. 'Bye... be happy.

Hi, everybody. Am I late?

Not at all. We're just finishing lunch.

So, Cole, you been practicing your game?

Sure have...

Nice shot.

Thank you, sir.

I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick.

Yes, sir, I am.

Cole, I don't want you to give up on her.

I've tried to change her mind.

It's not her mind you need to change. It's Disneyland head in there.

But how can I do that?

If it were me, I'd reason with him first. Then, if that failed... ...I'd take more persuasive action.

Thanks for the advise, sir.

Keep me informed.

So, he's playing hard ball. Well, two can play that game. Go after him. Stop at nothing. You hear me?

What? I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.

Some fat slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.

Well, tell the asshole to shut up.

Right. Hey, shut up. Okay, sir.

Sorry, I can't hear you. Some pin head's yelling... Shut up, I'm talking here. Now look, I want you to go back and I don't care what you do. Stop that marriage.

Cole, my God, boy, what are you doing here? What happened?

The bachelor party's upstairs. They made me get naked. They hung me from the window so high up it was so scary I fell down...

Take hold of yourself. What room are they in?

1002.

All right, I'll go up there and take care of this myself. You look awful, son. Go find yourself some clothes.

Yes, sir.

Hello?

Mr. Thomerson.

Yes, son, did you find out where the bachelor party is?

Yes I did.

Fine. How's everything going?

Not so good. He wouldn't listen to reason. He stole my car... my Porsche... I can't find it anywhere...

And...

Bond... James Bond.

Cole. Don't you know it's bad luck to see the groom before the wedding?

I want Debbie.

Cole...

You dump her and I'll give you cash.

What's Debbie's blue book value right now?

Five thousand dollars.

No.

Seventyfive hundred.

Not interested.

Okay, ten thousand plus a G.E. toaster oven, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart...

I'm marrying Debbie.

Michelin tires... brand new. A set of Sears Best metric tools...

What is this person's story here?

Thanks, Dad. Cole, go away.

He's gonna hurt you, Debbie. He'll never be true to you the way I would.

Thank you. We'll all keep that in mind. 'Bye now.

Rick, I want to talk to you.

Ah, Cole. I don't remember ordering an asshole from room service.

I don't want any trouble.

Oh, come on, just a little.