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The safe. Now.
Of course! Uh, sir?
What?
Where is Jesse James?
This here is the Younger Gang!
OPEN THE DAMN SAFE!
All right, all right. Jesse James never yelled at folk...
Cannon or Gatling?
Both would be nice.
Soon as I hit one, the other'll know and beat us up.
What the
Must be a garrison in town. We're in occupied territory, boys.
I think one of 'em's glass.
Which one, right or left?
The brown one.
Oh, Lord, the dance hall girl at Bunty's...
Sadie was not a man!
I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded real nice.
Shakespeare. He's European.
Ah.
BASTARDS! Come back here and face me!
Get buckets!
Hey! We decide something, that's it! We're in this for the long haul, and this idea of me and Jesse's will help give us more places to hide out without worrying about some farmer with a shotgun sneakin' up on us in our sleep. We've got to think
Strategically.
Exactly. Because this is a war.
Jesse.
Oh, you're in charge? We ain't partners any more, Jesse? You tell Cole Younger where and when to ride?
Cole, he didn't mean that.
Another dozen out back.
They gonna rush us?
They're just insurance in case we run.
Some Indian tracker you turned out to be, Tom.
You pay me to find you Bluecoats. There they are.
Wait'll we get back to Missouri, start telling those gals about how little Jesse James charged the whole Union Army by himself!
You ride like a Comanche.
Tom, why don't you stop at our spread before you head on out to the reservation? Figure we might have some work for you, if you want.
Hmm. Go back to the reservation and get drunk in a dirt shack, or work for you...
Well?
I'm thinking...
'Bout time you got here, buddy.
What's going on?
Ride with me, cousin?
I could use the walk.
Suit yourself. We'll have some horses waiting for you at the road. Let's ride, Rangers!
Where you boys going?
There's Yankees back there. Lot's of 'em.
Home, boys. Back to our farms.
Planting corn. Harvesting corn. Year after year.
Hands off your hip, Cole.
You're not scared, are you?
Pick your fights, cousin. You taught me that.
Not now.
What is wrong with you?
In case we have to kill these sonofabitches, I don't want them to see us coming.
You ever notice Zerelda's eyes?
She got two of them.
She had a moustache.
She was European!
All right, calm down. I'll agree Sadie was a woman
Thanks for the help.
After all you did on our farm? You miss it, don't you Jesse?
The war? What, are you crazy? There are things I miss about it.
It was exciting.
But it was a whole lot of killing. Why should we miss that?
Because we were good at it? Hell, we were great at it. Jesse, don't tell anyone I said this, because everybody knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you are one terrifying sonofabitch with those guns.
Yeah.
This isn't a feud, this is war. They've got more men than we do. We kill detectives, they can replace 'em in a day.
So what do we do, General Lee?
Just like in the war. Harass their supply lines. We kill the railroad's men, they won't care.
I'll pick the first job! I mean... I know a girl down at the bank. See if she can't get a list of towns where the railroad keeps its money.
Perfect, Cole.
Let's ride.
The JamesYounger Gang.
Sorry.
Don't let it happen again.
I got seven thousand.
I got three.
See, Frank's being smart about this.
Just because he reads all those books and knows all those big words doesn't make him smart.
It's not a bank.
It's better. It's a construction depot. They'll have the strongbox and some ammo and explosives for us to take. That way we can take on a bigger job.
"The Fidelity Bank and Trust was robbed on Tuesday by a gang of twenty heavily armed men."
Twenty?!
Jesse, we got to have a word.
Sure, cousin.
All the posters and newspapers are calling this bunch the "JamesYounger Gang."
Yep.
Why aren't we the "YoungerJames Gang"? I mean, there's three Younger brothers and only two James brothers here.
This is your fault for hogging all the publicity.
Hold on, hold on, we all know Bob is an important part of the gang.
It'll be the biggest score yet.
What will be?
Smells funny, it being mentioned in the paper.
If you'd read about it first, you'd have no problems.
What are you saying?
I've robbed just as many banks as you have! I know this town, and I know this bank, and I say it's an easy job.
You're forgetting who's in charge
Beautiful.
Now the one time one of us comes up with an idea
A bad idea.

The safe. Now.

Of course! Uh, sir?

What?

Where is Jesse James?

This here is the Younger Gang!

OPEN THE DAMN SAFE!

All right, all right. Jesse James never yelled at folk...

Cannon or Gatling?

Both would be nice.

Soon as I hit one, the other'll know and beat us up.

What the

Must be a garrison in town. We're in occupied territory, boys.

I think one of 'em's glass.

Which one, right or left?

The brown one.

Oh, Lord, the dance hall girl at Bunty's...

Sadie was not a man!

I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded real nice.

Shakespeare. He's European.

Ah.

BASTARDS! Come back here and face me!

Get buckets!

Hey! We decide something, that's it! We're in this for the long haul, and this idea of me and Jesse's will help give us more places to hide out without worrying about some farmer with a shotgun sneakin' up on us in our sleep. We've got to think

Strategically.

Exactly. Because this is a war.

Jesse.

Oh, you're in charge? We ain't partners any more, Jesse? You tell Cole Younger where and when to ride?

Cole, he didn't mean that.

Another dozen out back.

They gonna rush us?

They're just insurance in case we run.

Some Indian tracker you turned out to be, Tom.

You pay me to find you Bluecoats. There they are.

Wait'll we get back to Missouri, start telling those gals about how little Jesse James charged the whole Union Army by himself!

You ride like a Comanche.

Tom, why don't you stop at our spread before you head on out to the reservation? Figure we might have some work for you, if you want.

Hmm. Go back to the reservation and get drunk in a dirt shack, or work for you...

Well?

I'm thinking...

'Bout time you got here, buddy.

What's going on?

Ride with me, cousin?

I could use the walk.

Suit yourself. We'll have some horses waiting for you at the road. Let's ride, Rangers!

Where you boys going?

There's Yankees back there. Lot's of 'em.

Home, boys. Back to our farms.

Planting corn. Harvesting corn. Year after year.

Hands off your hip, Cole.

You're not scared, are you?

Pick your fights, cousin. You taught me that.

Not now.

What is wrong with you?

In case we have to kill these sonofabitches, I don't want them to see us coming.

You ever notice Zerelda's eyes?

She got two of them.

She had a moustache.

She was European!

All right, calm down. I'll agree Sadie was a woman

Thanks for the help.

After all you did on our farm? You miss it, don't you Jesse?

The war? What, are you crazy? There are things I miss about it.

It was exciting.

But it was a whole lot of killing. Why should we miss that?

Because we were good at it? Hell, we were great at it. Jesse, don't tell anyone I said this, because everybody knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you are one terrifying sonofabitch with those guns.

Yeah.

This isn't a feud, this is war. They've got more men than we do. We kill detectives, they can replace 'em in a day.

So what do we do, General Lee?

Just like in the war. Harass their supply lines. We kill the railroad's men, they won't care.

I'll pick the first job! I mean... I know a girl down at the bank. See if she can't get a list of towns where the railroad keeps its money.

Perfect, Cole.

Let's ride.

The JamesYounger Gang.

Sorry.

Don't let it happen again.

I got seven thousand.

I got three.

See, Frank's being smart about this.

Just because he reads all those books and knows all those big words doesn't make him smart.

It's not a bank.

It's better. It's a construction depot. They'll have the strongbox and some ammo and explosives for us to take. That way we can take on a bigger job.

"The Fidelity Bank and Trust was robbed on Tuesday by a gang of twenty heavily armed men."

Twenty?!

Jesse, we got to have a word.

Sure, cousin.

All the posters and newspapers are calling this bunch the "JamesYounger Gang."

Yep.

Why aren't we the "YoungerJames Gang"? I mean, there's three Younger brothers and only two James brothers here.

This is your fault for hogging all the publicity.

Hold on, hold on, we all know Bob is an important part of the gang.

It'll be the biggest score yet.

What will be?

Smells funny, it being mentioned in the paper.

If you'd read about it first, you'd have no problems.

What are you saying?

I've robbed just as many banks as you have! I know this town, and I know this bank, and I say it's an easy job.

You're forgetting who's in charge

Beautiful.

Now the one time one of us comes up with an idea

A bad idea.