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I got us through the War all right.
And almost got hanged in peacetime.
That's it.
I'm the better soldier, Jesse.
And I'm the better outlaw.
Still smells fishy.
Then let me run the show, General Lee.
Fine. We hit this bank.
You'll be smiling once you've got all that money to spend, cousin. Cole Younger's going to make everybody rich!
Dammit!
A trap.
Okay, you're gonna rest here.
Clell, Tom, go get Doc Mimms in Liberty!
Bob, rip up some bandages.
Pass me some whisky.
We'll make them pay for this.
I'm out.
WHAT?! We follow you for a year, and now that our blood's been spilled, you're gonna quit?!
Who's next? You? Me? Bob?
Missed you, cousin.
Missed you too, cousin.
You know, you gettin' caught, right after leaving us, some people thought
Pff. All we been through, the thought never crossed my mind.
Where'd you get all these riders?
We didn't. Zerelda did. Turns out your wife makes a hell of an outlaw.
What?
You, ya barrel of pork lard. Here piggy piggy!
What you sayin' boy?
I think I recognize you.
How?
I think I saw you leavin' by the front door just as I was coming in the back.
You shut up now, boy.
No, really. You're wife said she needed some help, seeing as you were so fat you couldn't find your
Home. We go home. We ride like hell to get there, and we kill anything or anyone that comes between us and our homes. And when we get there we stay there and God help any fool who tries to get me to leave my farm again.
Best damn plan I heard all war.
How many of them did he kill?
Two.
You have no shame.
Not yet. But I'm hoping.
But if we take their money and supplies...
Exactly.
All right, settle down. All this money ain't ours.
Well, no, Jesse, it was the bank's. That's why we had to go to all that trouble of stealing it. You explain it to him.
We oughta take some of this, give it to our neighbors in Liberty. Lot of people hurting up there.
"The outlaws calling themselves the JamesYounger Gang shot their way out of town, wounding the Sherriff and three other townsfolk."
Hey!
"Bank officials estimate the loss at fifty thousand dollars."
Okay, folks, I think we know how this is going to go...
One false move and I'll blow your heads off!
Beg pardon?
You heard me, Jesse. You know how crazy I get!
This is about the "Wanted!" Posters, isn't it.
Yes. I am obviously not standing out in people's minds at the robberies.
The things a fella has to do to get a little respect around here...
You are a fine figure of a man.
Listen, Jesse, we've got a problem. It's Cole.
He's been full of vinegar lately.
He's planning a job.
What?
Listen, he's my brother and I don't want to start trouble...
Tell me.
My plan of lying here pissing myself seems to be working mighty fine, thank you.
I can hit those boys from here. We just need a distraction.
Yesterday.
Well, somebody better go tell THE DAMN YANKEES!
Corn gonna shoot at me?
Nope.
Then I love it.
Jesus mercy, that's Charlie Higgins, Dave Laller ...
... Will Perry ...
Cole, I want to get to the farm, make sure Little Jim and the girls are okay.
Stop by our spread after that, tell our Ma we're all right. We'll go to Doc Mimms.
They came up, made the same offer they made you folks. Our little brother Jim tried to chase 'em off, one of those detectives hit him in the head, knocked him out. Cole lost his temper.
Oh no...
He just lost his temper a little.
Damn!
They said because the detectives were working for the Department of the Interior
The Army can hang him.
Tomorrow.
Gatling! They've got a Gatling!
Dammit, this stopped being fun about two years ago!
He's smiling.
Never a good thing.
Never thought that pissant town would look so pretty.
Anywhere nobody's shooting at me is pretty.
Your Ma wouldn't let us leave until we ate something.
That was two hours ago.
Here's Liberty's favorite son! I'll never forget what you did, cousin.
Zee, I'm pleased you came.
Our place, Clell Miller's, Sammy Johnston, the Creeders. Will Hite.
The sheriff says it was a gang of drunk Kansas boys.
I say we ride into town and kill us some Pinkertons and railroad men.
These are deeds and mortgages of farms the bank was holding for the railroad.
Better pass them over here before something happens to 'em.
Uhh, yeah it does.
You stay out of this, Bob.
No, Jimmy has a point. The YoungerJames Gang could be confusing.
How?
Say we bust into a bank. We yell "We're the YoungerJames Gang!" People are gonna be thinking, "The younger James Gang? Is there an older James Gang? How come we never heard of the older James gang?" So people are trying to figure that out instead of raising their arms.
We got a problem here, brother?

I got us through the War all right.

And almost got hanged in peacetime.

That's it.

I'm the better soldier, Jesse.

And I'm the better outlaw.

Still smells fishy.

Then let me run the show, General Lee.

Fine. We hit this bank.

You'll be smiling once you've got all that money to spend, cousin. Cole Younger's going to make everybody rich!

Dammit!

A trap.

Okay, you're gonna rest here.

Clell, Tom, go get Doc Mimms in Liberty!

Bob, rip up some bandages.

Pass me some whisky.

We'll make them pay for this.

I'm out.

WHAT?! We follow you for a year, and now that our blood's been spilled, you're gonna quit?!

Who's next? You? Me? Bob?

Missed you, cousin.

Missed you too, cousin.

You know, you gettin' caught, right after leaving us, some people thought

Pff. All we been through, the thought never crossed my mind.

Where'd you get all these riders?

We didn't. Zerelda did. Turns out your wife makes a hell of an outlaw.

What?

You, ya barrel of pork lard. Here piggy piggy!

What you sayin' boy?

I think I recognize you.

How?

I think I saw you leavin' by the front door just as I was coming in the back.

You shut up now, boy.

No, really. You're wife said she needed some help, seeing as you were so fat you couldn't find your

Home. We go home. We ride like hell to get there, and we kill anything or anyone that comes between us and our homes. And when we get there we stay there and God help any fool who tries to get me to leave my farm again.

Best damn plan I heard all war.

How many of them did he kill?

Two.

You have no shame.

Not yet. But I'm hoping.

But if we take their money and supplies...

Exactly.

All right, settle down. All this money ain't ours.

Well, no, Jesse, it was the bank's. That's why we had to go to all that trouble of stealing it. You explain it to him.

We oughta take some of this, give it to our neighbors in Liberty. Lot of people hurting up there.

"The outlaws calling themselves the JamesYounger Gang shot their way out of town, wounding the Sherriff and three other townsfolk."

Hey!

"Bank officials estimate the loss at fifty thousand dollars."

Okay, folks, I think we know how this is going to go...

One false move and I'll blow your heads off!

Beg pardon?

You heard me, Jesse. You know how crazy I get!

This is about the "Wanted!" Posters, isn't it.

Yes. I am obviously not standing out in people's minds at the robberies.

The things a fella has to do to get a little respect around here...

You are a fine figure of a man.

Listen, Jesse, we've got a problem. It's Cole.

He's been full of vinegar lately.

He's planning a job.

What?

Listen, he's my brother and I don't want to start trouble...

Tell me.

My plan of lying here pissing myself seems to be working mighty fine, thank you.

I can hit those boys from here. We just need a distraction.

Yesterday.

Well, somebody better go tell THE DAMN YANKEES!

Corn gonna shoot at me?

Nope.

Then I love it.

Jesus mercy, that's Charlie Higgins, Dave Laller ...

... Will Perry ...

Cole, I want to get to the farm, make sure Little Jim and the girls are okay.

Stop by our spread after that, tell our Ma we're all right. We'll go to Doc Mimms.

They came up, made the same offer they made you folks. Our little brother Jim tried to chase 'em off, one of those detectives hit him in the head, knocked him out. Cole lost his temper.

Oh no...

He just lost his temper a little.

Damn!

They said because the detectives were working for the Department of the Interior

The Army can hang him.

Tomorrow.

Gatling! They've got a Gatling!

Dammit, this stopped being fun about two years ago!

He's smiling.

Never a good thing.

Never thought that pissant town would look so pretty.

Anywhere nobody's shooting at me is pretty.

Your Ma wouldn't let us leave until we ate something.

That was two hours ago.

Here's Liberty's favorite son! I'll never forget what you did, cousin.

Zee, I'm pleased you came.

Our place, Clell Miller's, Sammy Johnston, the Creeders. Will Hite.

The sheriff says it was a gang of drunk Kansas boys.

I say we ride into town and kill us some Pinkertons and railroad men.

These are deeds and mortgages of farms the bank was holding for the railroad.

Better pass them over here before something happens to 'em.

Uhh, yeah it does.

You stay out of this, Bob.

No, Jimmy has a point. The YoungerJames Gang could be confusing.

How?

Say we bust into a bank. We yell "We're the YoungerJames Gang!" People are gonna be thinking, "The younger James Gang? Is there an older James Gang? How come we never heard of the older James gang?" So people are trying to figure that out instead of raising their arms.

We got a problem here, brother?