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I mean, do you have something I could show my manager? I mean, do you have a reel?
Yes!
Yeah!
A reel?
You okay, man? You okay?
I didn't want to eat this much, man.
Wait, I'll get you some air.
Hey, play that demo again, man. Alright.
Oh, man. Wow. I was never into football, you know?
Thanks, man!
I'll be in the car, okay?
Score! Yeah!
Hey, hey, seventwenty. Seventwenty.
He paid you man.
You owe me twenty cents. Come on, seventwenty. Seventwenty.
Yo! Your spitting rice all over us! God.
Hey, we're just having a conversation.
This is private property, my friend.
Look, look, look. You gotta go now, okay? The customers complain.
We're your customers. We're not complaining.
Please!
It's safe, come on.
That's it. That's it! I'm calling the police.
Hey, call the cops! Call 'em, call 'em right now, man. Maybe my cousin Jerry will show up. He'll definitely take your word over mine. You can tell him about the trespassing. I'll tell him about how you sell beer to minors.
Look, look, I'm not joking around now, okay? Come on, let's go, let's go!
You stand someplace else, man. You stand someplace else. This is our corner. You don't fucking own it!
Yes I do. My family owns it. It's ours. You don't belong here.
No, you don't belong here. We were here before you.
Pakeesa? It's okay. Come on. It's okay. Come on, they're just joking around.
Yeah, we're just screwing around. Like Mohammed said. Can't take a joke, man? Hey, I hope you got a permit for that, mama!
Yeah. Yeah, it's okay for you. It's okay. Enjoy yourself.
Are you talking to me?
It's okay.
Glad it's okay.
I'll tell you what. When I get my engineering degree and I'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very fucking okay.
Um, if you're talking to me, could you make some sense? 'Cause I don't speak Swahili.
In two more years I'll have an engineering degree. We'll sell the store, we'll move away from Burnfield and the store and you standing here.
Good. See you later.
You're a drunk and an idiot.
You're wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum and loves it. That's okay.
Yeah it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "Either the salt is rotten or the meat."
Yeah, well, uh, you're not so smart, chief, 'cause I'm moving out to L.A.
Ah, that's nice. They have many convenience stores there for you to stand in front of.
Yeah, he's told me. Burnfield. We all hear about Burnfield.
Mm. You know, does he tell you about how, uh, Jeff, Pony, started the band...?
Oh, you were in the band?
Yeah.
Your his publicist?
Sure I am. It's fun.
Mm. And your like, what else?
What do you mean? His girlfriend?
Well, that's one way of putting it.
Am I fucking him?
Shit.
Pony, what would you say our relationship is?
So, then, you're, like, available?
In what way?
Mm, in a horizontal and wet way!
Buff.
Buff is funny. God.
Yes! Free concert!
Alright, Pony!
Hey! Hey.
I'm so burntout.
Oh, how did you get burntout?
Playing with something really hot. Yeah.
Yeah?
Oh, my God, you found it. Thank you so much. Did you get your tape?
Yup. Hey, um, so, um, listen, man, I got to go show the tape to Danny at the hotel, and if I get the gig, Erica is gonna teach me how to surf in L.A.
Oh, I'll teach you how to surf even if you don't get the gig.
I can come visit?
You better! Yes!
I will.
It was really nice meeting you, Jeff. If you're ever in L.A., you should come by the offices. I talked to Pony earlier. He said he had a really nice time and he's really looking forward to reading some of your songs.
I don't think I like that guy's attitude at all. Hey, you know what? Take off the blades. I mean it. I'm gonna break your fucking legs. Take 'em off.
You're fascist, man. Neofascist.
Come on man.
Hey, don't tell us about private property. This is America, my friend.
Pony? What's a "pony"? You mean that geek who played the folk music at the senior prom? What's that guy's name? Neil Moynihan?
Oh, Pony's band "Dream Girls"? Been on the road opening for "Midnight Hore". Stadiums, man. Wait, so Pony's coming by here?
Hey! On behalf of Burnfield, I present to you the keys to the city.
So, how was the ride, kids?
Great.
Really?
They are old, we are young, they are fast, we are fun.
Buff, please, would you jus fuck off, okay? Fuck off!
Hey, man.
Hey.
Ah, you know people there?
I'm just gonna go. I figure the worst I can do is starve to death.
Fuck her! Come on, let's go.
Jeff! Let's go!
Hey, I'm Sooze.
Yeah, right, publicist.
Yeah.
Come on.
Play it! Come on!
Sure. You make art and you want people to see it.
Wait, what happened to the tree?
Hey, come on, man! Limo!