Datasets:
garcianacho
/
Scripts

Dataset card Data Studio Files
xet
 Community
text
stringlengths
1
3.04k
How many?
Three.
Great. How old are they?
Eight, six, and four.
Wow, that really is great. In a few years, who knows, maybe they'll want to be in my documentary!
Listen, Toby, I can't really talk right now. Do you mind if I call you back?
Yeah, sure.
OK. Bye.
Maybe she has caller ID.
No, not really.
Any books you like to read for fun?
No.
None at all? How about those 'underground' comics?
I hate reading.
All right, Scooby, let's not beat around the bush. With your attitude, you're not going to get in anywhere.
OK.
'OK.' So you just don't care. Let me ask you, not as your guidance counselor, but...as a friend: what do you want to do with your life? I mean, what kind of longterm goals can you possibly have?
I dunno...
C'mon. Talk to me. Tell me what you're thinking.
Well, I mean...I wanna be on TV. Maybe have a talk show or something. Like Conan. Or early Letterman.
Ahhah. And how is it you hope to achieve this goal?
I dunno. See if I have any connections.
Hello, Vi.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean, I just didn't expect to run into you here, that's all.
Well, now you have.
Yeah, um, then...are you alone?
Uh huh.
Can I join you?
You're not.
Good. 'Cause I...um...I really agreed with everything you had to say last week about how bad my story was...
That's good.
And I also agreed with what you said today about Marcus's story. It is a piece of shit.
You have beautiful skin.
Thank you. So Catherine seems like she might become a really good writer.
Maybe. She's OK.
Aren't you going out with Catherine? I'm sorry. It's none of my business. I didn't mean...
I'm not 'going out' with Catherine.
Oh. Do you think I have a potential as a writer?
No.
Thank you for being honest.
It's over there.
Thanks.
It's a really nice place you have. Is the rent high?
Take off your top.
Oh, bu...uh...I can't say that.
Say, Ni...
Ni...
...gger.
...gger.
Say, 'Nigger.'
Nigger.
'Fuck me hard!'
Fuck me hard!
Say, 'Nigger, fuck me hard!'
Nigger, fuck me hard!
Again!
Nigger, fuck me hard!!...
Again!!
NIGGER, FUCK ME HARD!!!...
I just want to know what the hell he's doing in his room that's so interesting he doesn't come down for dinner.
Maybe he's building a bomb...just like!
Mom, it's not fair if Brady can say the fword and I can't.
Yeah, well, Mikey, listen up. Cause here's a lesson: life's not fair.
Dad?Do you think that Brady will ever get better?
One in a million recover.
Maybe he's that one in a million!
Mikey, there's optimism, and then there's stupidity. It's a very fine line.
I don't think there's any hope, either. I was just trying to make you feel better.
Thanks.
You're welcome. Dad?Would you let me try hypnotizing you now?
Yeah. Sure Go ahead. Hypnotize me.
OK. Stay there. I'll be right back.
Hey, Mikey. You wanna get some ice cream?
OK!
Hey, Mikey!
Hi, Dad!
Come here, give me a hug!
Gee, you're home early!
Yeah, uh, listen. Why don't you go upstairs and keep your Mom and Brady company for a bit? I need to speak alone with Consuelo for a moment.
Sure, Dad.
Fuck!
I'm going in there.
I dunno.
Whaddya mean you don't know? You either got a lot or you don't. What's not to know?
What DO you know?
Dad, I'm trying to figure things out right now, OK? It's like, really hard, and I'm just listening to some old Elton John and...
So? How was school today?
The same.
The same. Same as what?
Just the same.
Get the hell outta here!
Man, it's just, like, conversation.
Scooby?
Yeah?
We have to talk.
Whaddya wanna talk about?
Don't screw around with me. You know what I'm talking about. You're taking those SATs. You're taking those SATs or your CD collection is history. You're taking those SATs and you're going to college. You're taking those SATs if I have to strap your ass to a chair, but buddy your taking them.
OK.