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Don't look at me like that. Auggie. It gives me the creeps. |
Like what? |
Like what you're doing. I'm not going to eat you up. I need your help, and if you keep staring at me like that. I might start screaming. |
Help, huh? And I don't suppose this help has anything to do with money, does it? |
Don't rush me, okay? You're jumping to conclusions before I've even said anything. And besides, it's not for me. It's for our daughter. |
Our daughter? Is that what you said? Our daughter? I mean, you might have a daughter, but I sure as hell don't. And even if I did which I don't she wouldn't be our daughter. |
Her name is Felicity, and she just turned eighteen. She ran away from Pittsburgh last year, and now she's living in some shithole here in Brooklyn with a guy named Chico. Strung out on crack, four months pregnant. I can't bear to think about that baby. Our grandchild, Auggie. Just think of it. Our grandchild. |
Stop it, already. Just stop all this crap right now. Was that your idea to call her Felicity? |
It means "happiness." |
I know what it means. That still don't make it a good name. |
I don't know who else to turn to, Auggie. |
You've suckered me before, darling, remember? Why should I believe you now? |
Why would I lie to you, Auggie? You think it was easy to come here and walk into this place? Why would I do it if I didn't have to? |
That's what you told me when I shoplifted that necklace for you. You remember, baby, don't you? The judge gave me a choice: either go to the can or enlist. So, instead of going to college, I wind up in the navy for four years, I watch men lose their arms and legs, I nearly get my head blown off, and you, sweet Ruby McNutt, you run off and marry that asshole, Bill. |
You didn't write to me for more than a year. What was I supposed to think? |
Yeah, well, I lost my pen. By the time I got a new one, I was clean out of paper. |
It was over with Bill before you ever came home. Maybe you don't remember it now, but you were pretty hot to see me back then. |
You weren't so lukewarm yourself. At least at first. |
It fizzled, baby. That's the way it goes. But we had our times, didn't we? It wasn't all bad. |
A couple of moments, I'll grant you that. A second or two snatched from the jaws of eternity. |
And that's how Felicity came into the picture. During one of those two seconds. |
You're conning me, sweetheart. I ain't responsible for no baby. |
Then why do you think I married Frank? I was already pregnant, and I didn't have much time. Say what you like, but at least he gave my kid a name. |
Good old Frank. And how is fat Mr. Grease Monkey these days? |
Who the hell knows? He dropped out of sight fifteen years ago. |
Fifteen years ago? It won't wash, pumpkin. No mother waits fifteen years to tell a man he's a father. I wasn't born yesterday, you know. |
I thought I could handle it. I didn't want to bug you. I thought I could handle it on my own, but I couldn't. She's in real bad, Auggie. |
Nice try, old girl. I'd like to help you out. You know, for old time's sake. But all my spare cash is tied up in a business venture, and I haven't collected my profits yet. Too bad. You caught me at the wrong time. |
You're a coldhearted bastard, aren't you? How'd you ever get so mean, Auggie? |
I know you think I'm lying to you, but I'm not. Every word I told you is the God's honest truth. |
Get in, Auggie. I've got something to show you. |
You don't give up, do you? |
Just get in and shut up. I'm not asking you to do anything. I just need you to come with me. |
Where to? |
Dammit, Auggie, don't ask so many questions. Just get in the car. |
I told her she was going to meet her father. |
You what? |
It was the only way, Auggie. Otherwise, she wasn't going to let me see her. |
I think you'd better stop the car and let me out. |
Relax, okay? You don't have to do anything. Just go in there and pretend. It won't kill you to do a little favor like that. Besides, you might even learn something. |
Yeah, like what? |
That I wasn't bullshitting you, sweetheart. At least you'll know I've been telling the truth. |
Look, I'm not saying you don't have a daughter. It's just that she's not my daughter. |
Wait till you see her, Auggie. |
And what's that supposed to mean? |
She looks just like you. |
Cut it out. Just cut it out, okay? It's starting to get on my nerves. |
When I told her I was going to bring her father, she kind of melted. It's the first time Felicity's talked nice to me since she left home. She's dying to meet you, Auggie. |
Jesus Christ. This is all I need. |
You told me you wanted to meet him. Well,here he is. |
So you're just going to give up and go home? |
I don't have much choice, do I? It's pretty clear she doesn't want me around. |
Still, you can't just write her off. |
Yeah? And what else am I supposed to do? There's no baby anymore, and if she wants to throw away her life, that's her business. |
She's just a kid. There's time for more babies later. After she grows up. |
Dream on, Auggie. She'll be lucky to make it to her nineteenth birthday. |
Not if you got her into one of those rehab programs. |
I'd never be able to talk her into it. And even if I could, those things cost money. And that's just what I don't have. I'm flat out dead broke. |
No you're not. |
Are you calling me a liar? I'm telling you I'm broke. I don't even have insurance on my goddamned car. |
Remember that business venture I was telling you about? Well, my tugboat came in. I'm flush. |
Bully for you. |
No, bully for you. |
What's this? |
Why don't you open it and find out? |
Jesus God, Auggie. There's money in here. |
Five thousand bucks. |
And you're giving it to me? |
It's all yours, baby. |
For keeps? |
For keeps. |
I can't believe it. Oh God, I can't believe it. You're an angel, Auggie. An angel from heaven. |
Fuck this angel shit. Just take the dough, Ruby. But no bawling, okay? I can't stand people who blubber. |
I'm sorry, baby. I can't help it. |
There's just one thing I want to know. |
Anything, Auggie. Just name it. |
Hey, Auggie. How's it going? |
Hey, man. Good to see you. What'll it be today? |
Two tins of Schimmelpennincks. And throw in a lighter while you're at it. |
The boys and I were just having a philosophical discussion about women and cigars. Some interesting connections there, don't you think? |
Definitely. I suppose it all goes back to Queen Elizabeth. |
The Queen of England? |
Not Elizabeth the Second, Elizabeth the First. Did you ever hear of Sir Walter Raleigh? |
Seven eightyfive out of twenty. Take care of yourself now, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. |
I wouldn't think of it. See you around, fellas. |
Are you closed? |
You run out of Schimmelpennincks? |
Do you think I could buy some before you leave? |
No problem. It's not as though I'm rushing off to the opera or anything. |
Looks like someone forgot a camera. |
Yeah, I did. |
It's yours? |
It's mine all right. I've owned that little sucker for a long time. |
I didn't know you took pictures. |
I guess you could call it a hobby. It doesn't take me more than about five minutes a day to do it, but I do it every day. Rain or shine, sleet or snow. Sort of like the postman. Sometimes it feels like my hobby is my real job, and my job is just a way to support my hobby. |
So you're not just some guy who pushes coins across a counter. |
That's what people see, but that ain't necessarily what I am. |
How'd you get started? |
Taking pictures? It's a long story. I'd need two or three drinks to get through that one. |
A photographer ... |
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