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Yes, Dad. |
Good. |
I think they're waiting for somebody to start dinner. |
Have they sat down? |
Everybody but us. |
No of course not. |
we're going to be here all night. |
Everything okay, son? |
Terrific. Now all I have to do is find my car keys. |
Call me Les. |
Where to, Les? |
Oh, say, how would you kids like to stop off for a drink? |
Well we'd love to, but we're going to another party. |
Well... that's wonderful I'll stop by there for a drink. |
You seem disappointed. |
No... how long did you say? |
Three weeks. |
Look, is there somewhere else you'd rather go? Maybe we can change our location. |
No, it's not that... |
Do you have children? |
No. |
Are you married? |
No. |
Do you have something against traveling? |
No. |
No! |
John... |
We'll let you know tomorrow. |
Please don't misunderstand... I'd really like to go. |
Thanks for coming by. |
what's the problem, honey? |
his car. They have it blocked. |
Oh that's no problem. take care of this boy's problem, will you, Gene? |
listen, I wonder if you kids could give me a ride? I'm kind of stranded here. |
Sure thing, Mr. Karpf. C'mon. |
I'll get in the back |
oh no, honey, I'll do that... |
there's not much room |
That's fine |
What did you say your name was, sweetheart? |
Jill. |
Jill. |
yes, Jill. |
Gee... that's wonderful, Jill. |
Thank you. |
just wonderful. |
Egypt? |
That's right. |
But why Egypt? |
Well, that's where the pyramids are and we want real pyramids in the ad. |
Go ahead, Jill, you can say it. |
Now I'm embarrassed to tell you. |
Oh. thank you. |
Sure. |
Why don't you ask for another one? |
Are you kidding? His hair's probably the most nutritious thing in here. See, you've reduced me to eating weeds. |
... my friend doesn't like it here either. |
All right, forget this filth. Continue about your friend. |
Well he's not exactly a friend. |
Is he an enemy? |
Of course not... he's sort of a boyfriend. |
sort of a boyfriend? |
Sort of. |
I see. You mean he just sort of fucks you. |
Johnny! |
My God, did I say that? I don't believe it. |
I'm terribly sorry. |
never mind. |
What does he do? Is he an actor? |
no. |
Good for you. |
He's a hairdresser. |
oh, sure. A hairdresser. How... how do you a... meet a hairdresser? |
Getting your hair done... Would you like to go to a party? |
Not with your hairdresser. |
This other couple that we're here with, do you know them very well? |
Well... sure... |
Then maybe you can tell me why George would be going into the ladies room. |
George? Was he alone? |
I don't think so. |
Well did he go in there with Jackie? |
That bastard. |
George is a hairdresser, isn't he? |
Jackie really shouldn't drink |
oh I don't know |
Well as I see it we've got two choices. We can hang around here and wait for the bomb to go off, or we can go to my party. |
Let's do that. |
why? |
these bastards have me hemmed in. |
Oh, Johnny, Mr. Karpf needed a ride home and I said we'd take him. Do you mind? |
Of course not. |
so when are you going to Egypt? |
You mean when are you going to Egypt? |
Now I didn't mean that, you rat. |
Two weeks from tomorrow. |
You're going? |
You're going. |
You're kidding. |
Those Arabs won't be when they start chasing you around the sand dunes. |
Johnny! Why didn't you tell me before? |
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