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Yes, Dad.
Good.
I think they're waiting for somebody to start dinner.
Have they sat down?
Everybody but us.
No of course not.
we're going to be here all night.
Everything okay, son?
Terrific. Now all I have to do is find my car keys.
Call me Les.
Where to, Les?
Oh, say, how would you kids like to stop off for a drink?
Well we'd love to, but we're going to another party.
Well... that's wonderful I'll stop by there for a drink.
You seem disappointed.
No... how long did you say?
Three weeks.
Look, is there somewhere else you'd rather go? Maybe we can change our location.
No, it's not that...
Do you have children?
No.
Are you married?
No.
Do you have something against traveling?
No.
No!
John...
We'll let you know tomorrow.
Please don't misunderstand... I'd really like to go.
Thanks for coming by.
what's the problem, honey?
his car. They have it blocked.
Oh that's no problem. take care of this boy's problem, will you, Gene?
listen, I wonder if you kids could give me a ride? I'm kind of stranded here.
Sure thing, Mr. Karpf. C'mon.
I'll get in the back
oh no, honey, I'll do that...
there's not much room
That's fine
What did you say your name was, sweetheart?
Jill.
Jill.
yes, Jill.
Gee... that's wonderful, Jill.
Thank you.
just wonderful.
Egypt?
That's right.
But why Egypt?
Well, that's where the pyramids are and we want real pyramids in the ad.
Go ahead, Jill, you can say it.
Now I'm embarrassed to tell you.
Oh. thank you.
Sure.
Why don't you ask for another one?
Are you kidding? His hair's probably the most nutritious thing in here. See, you've reduced me to eating weeds.
... my friend doesn't like it here either.
All right, forget this filth. Continue about your friend.
Well he's not exactly a friend.
Is he an enemy?
Of course not... he's sort of a boyfriend.
sort of a boyfriend?
Sort of.
I see. You mean he just sort of fucks you.
Johnny!
My God, did I say that? I don't believe it.
I'm terribly sorry.
never mind.
What does he do? Is he an actor?
no.
Good for you.
He's a hairdresser.
oh, sure. A hairdresser. How... how do you a... meet a hairdresser?
Getting your hair done... Would you like to go to a party?
Not with your hairdresser.
This other couple that we're here with, do you know them very well?
Well... sure...
Then maybe you can tell me why George would be going into the ladies room.
George? Was he alone?
I don't think so.
Well did he go in there with Jackie?
That bastard.
George is a hairdresser, isn't he?
Jackie really shouldn't drink
oh I don't know
Well as I see it we've got two choices. We can hang around here and wait for the bomb to go off, or we can go to my party.
Let's do that.
why?
these bastards have me hemmed in.
Oh, Johnny, Mr. Karpf needed a ride home and I said we'd take him. Do you mind?
Of course not.
so when are you going to Egypt?
You mean when are you going to Egypt?
Now I didn't mean that, you rat.
Two weeks from tomorrow.
You're going?
You're going.
You're kidding.
Those Arabs won't be when they start chasing you around the sand dunes.
Johnny! Why didn't you tell me before?