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just before I ask you out? I can't do that. Let's get out of here before good old Les catches up with us again.
What's wrong?
We can't really leave that poor man here alone.
he'll never know the difference.
still at least we should tell him we're going. C'mon.
I'm telling you he won't know the difference.
I think you're crazy. Don't look over, it's Lenny Silverman.
Who is that?
A real swinger. He's been trying to fuck me for about two hundred years.
I am? I mean why?
Oh, honey, don't be totally naive.
I'm not. Maybe I am.
No, listen. He's a very good hairdresser.
Well, he is.
So what's your point?
Jill, I'm just trying to be helpful.
I know, I'm sorry.
I spent three years with him. I just couldn't take it not knowing who was gonna pay the rent... his unemployment or mine. George was adorable but it drove me crackers. Now at least I'm comfortable. Lester does what he says he'll do. Maybe you're happy living like a gypsy. Are you?
George is great but I know what you mean.
Face it, you can go around with cute guys and get hung up on their sexy bodies and things like that but sooner or later you've got to find somebody. Face it, time isn't on your side.
I guess not.
Jill, you're a real sweetie pie. You really are. You're sure you don't mind?
Don't be silly.
You're really a love you sure?
No. No really.
Well, what is it, honey?
Nothing.
It must be something.
Well, it's George.
I thought you said things were great with George.
Well they are. But we have problems. You say things are great with Lester. Is he going to marry you?
We don't think marriage is important.
But you have problems?
Yeah, honey...
I don't know. One minute he's up in the air and makes love to me five times a day and tells me everything's going to be great and he's getting his own shop and then suddenly he disappears and he won't even talk to me. It's driving me crazy.
Five times a day?
I guess it's all got to do with this shop.
Really, Jill, aren't you exaggerating just a little? Five times a day?
Well, you know what I mean.
After four years? No I don't... and I don't know too many girls who do.
I'm exaggerating.
How much?
Jackie
What?
Well... it's not so much the number of times he does it, it's... he does it for a long time.
He does?
Well yes you know that about George.
It's been so long I don't how long?
Quite a while... an hour, an hour and a half sometimes fortyfive minutes that's quite a while, isn't It?
I would say so, yes.
Honey?
What?
I think you're going to hit that car in front of us.
See, I just know that if I go to Egypt, well, things happen, I just don't know what'll happen to us, he just never seems to think ahead, does he?
When you say fortyfive minutes or an hour, do you mean continuous time? Just continually, without stopping?
Well not going in and out, I don't mean just that. Why are you asking me? You went with George longer than I have.
I guess I just blocked it out, that's all.
C'mon.
Well, there was this one time
Yesss?
I was in the kitchen doing the dishes and George was out in Long Beach doing a show...
uhhhuhh...
Well it was very hot so I'd left the door open and the water was running so I didn't hear him come down the stairs...
... Mmmhmmm.
He came up behind me and I was wiping a dish and he just... lifted up my skirt, and, you know, right there...
Didn't you have any panties on?
He reached up and tore them.
What did you do?
Well... I just kept wiping that dish. Maybe it doesn't sound very sexy but it was.
No, it sounds very sexy did you just stay by the sink all that time?
No, he picked me up and carried me out to the sundeck God, it was hot. The wood on the sundeck, everything.
Hi, Leonard.
Jackie, what're you doing?
Going for a pony ride at Kiddielands, want to come along?
I have to meet a client... who're you dating?
PosterKleiser.
Oh yeah?
That's right.
I'll call you.
Fine.
See you later.
Anyway, you're crazy.
The man from Sloan's is coming. I called you about it.
How did you lose that key? Oh, George, this is uh Miss this is Jackie.
Oh, hi, I mean hello, we've met.
Is that right?
Well, yes, George is a wonderful hairdresser.
Is that right?
I go to the blue'n gold barber shop in Westwood. The guy in the third chair's dynamite... nobody much.
George is going to open a shop.
No kidding? Your own shop?
I called to tell you I was sending one over but the line was busy, you're always on the phone.
I am?
Who were you talking to?
Who do you think I was talking to?
My secretary saw you with that boy.
Steve?
Whatever his name is, that actor.
Steve Slutes, and he's not a boy. Steve couldn't get arrested as an actor. He couldn't get arrested as a boy.
Then you were talking to him.